Episode 80. Topical Issues and Nonsensical Grifting
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It's Coop here with Cricket and we just wanted to say that the episode that you're about to listen to was recorded about three weeks ago and we couldn't put it out because just so much has happened in that time frame such as the attempted assassination of Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania.
And shout out to the listeners and fans in all of the Keystone State.
Love you guys.
Thank you so much.
So then, you know, we had to get that episode out as soon as possible, which kicked today's episode out a week.
And then we had...
Our fabulous guest, Dr. Heather Lynn, reached out to us, and she wanted to be on the show to promote her new book, Baphomet Revealed, Mysteries and Magic of the Sacred Icon, which we couldn't say no to, right?
Such an amazing discussion.
So, I mean, obviously.
And then that pushed this episode out another week.
But today we can finally dive into it, and we're going to be discussing a wide range of topics from the...
Death of Matthew Perry, an update on that, some double standards, fake alien invasion, alien-human hybrids, Steve-O getting breast implants, free speech attacks, and just a bunch of stuff.
But before we get into all of that, all of that meat and potatoes, we felt like we should at least briefly talk about the CrowdStrike orchestrated national blackout, which took place basically right after the attempted assassination of Trump.
And also, we'll discuss some updates on that as well.
Cricket, where do you want to start, buddy?
Alright, so probably about the simplest place to start would be to reference the quote that I heard from the CEO where he vaguely alluded to, we have to be ready for threats at all times rather than answer any questions as to why one update could bring down an entire system.
So I gotta say...
The CrowdStrike really outdid themselves.
They innovated so much that they closed the development loop because the calls came from inside the house and they bricked their own system with an update.
So, you know, if you really want to be as maximum level efficiency, well, then you just push out an update that bricks the system yourself.
So, you know, the in-dev is the ops.
You find the ops while you're doing the end dev.
And the whole nature of how this got pushed out and everything is just so incredibly fishy.
From what I've been reading, they normally come out middle of the week, like Tuesdays, specifically because, well, business controls.
Disaster means, well, you hit a weekend.
It's catastrophic if something happens on a Friday and you can't fix it.
And so now all of a sudden they're pushing something out at what it would be in the U.S. about Thursday night.
They mark it as Friday morning, but they do that by using universal time code to put themselves six hours ahead of us.
So therefore, when they pushed it out internationally, it was four in the morning of Friday.
And this also just happened to coincide with, well, the end of the RNC convention, which was due to end that day.
So I don't really follow how the whole convention thing works, but I'd imagine your biggest donor hit day has got to be when everybody's all hyped up and headed back to go talk to the people at the home base and everything.
So right that evening...
This thing hits and brings half the systems in the world down.
Payment processing snarled.
911 systems affected to a pretty nasty degree.
There was major collateral damage on top of it just crashing a few of people's cloud systems.
There's a lot of things this is dependent on.
Yeah, I mean, Boeing...
All the airports, man.
Boeing specifically.
Or Delta specifically.
I saw a picture with the Madison Square Garden globe having a giant BSOD on it.
It was pretty amazing.
World's largest blue screen of death.
And so I looked a little bit more into CrowdStrike.
After finding out about this whole crash thing, which little stats here, they say on their statement 8.5 million systems affected.
My guess is that's 8.5 million systems that actually use their storage that were affected and actually were adversely affected.
I'd wager that far more systems were affected and just, you know, dodged a bullet by not needing them.
100%. But 8.5 million systems affected, well...
I mean, that could easily be a third to half of the Internet's backbone.
That's everything that makes things go.
That's what makes our virtual world and all these systems jive together so beautifully in this elegant dance.
And for all of them to crash like that.
It's just disastrous.
Dude, it fucking is, man.
I was reading this.
So it was a Falcon content update?
I don't know what that is, but it was the name of the type of update they were doing?
Yeah. So when I was talking about the airline, so apparently the only airline that was not affected was Southwest due to, this is hilarious, due to using a very old version of Windows.
So Southwest has just been operating on like Windows 95 this whole time, which would probably be a great thing to do for everybody.
It just goes to show you that, you know, if you wanted to deal with threat actors externally, you got to stay updated.
But if the threat actor is also your information security helper, the best thing to do is to stay incredibly out of date.
Did you look into the hacker that was allegedly responsible for the breach of CrowdStrike?
The hacker?
Oh. They're saying there's an alleged hacker by the name USDOD.
USDOD. Who's been threatening to release all this sensitive information about all these notable hacker groups that CrowdStrike apparently hires or something.
Wow, that must be on the last day because...
I was extensively looking over it yesterday, and there was no mention of this guy just yesterday.
This was just three hours ago.
Wow. I was about to say I thought I was up to date.
Holy crap, this story is evolving fast.
Yeah, three hours ago.
As of my version of the story, they were still using the whole, oh, we were just pushing through a system update.
Which I guess we can go back into nerd territory now and explain why the hack seems so nefarious and why now a magical hacker must now be created from whole cloth.
Yeah. Because what happened is, well, I mean, this doesn't really sound major if you're not like a tech person, but they put an asterisk in the file name.
I initially read the hotfix on how to deal with this.
And I had to read it a couple times because when I saw it, I thought, oh, you just put star.sys because you're deleting all of the star.sys, all of the sys files with that preceding number, right?
No, that was just one file.
But hold on.
Hold on.
What's the implication here?
With an asterisk putting in the file name, that's what a command prompt or whatever, it has its own usage in the computer system that's outside of a file name.
So if you try to put the asterisk in a file name, what does that do?
Oh, well, there's where we get to the fun.
It's what's called a reserved character.
Yeah, reserved character.
It tells the computer to do things.
You see...
If you ever worked in DOS, you might remember the old star.star command.
That was a way of saying all.
So star.star was all of everything, all of every file within a directory.
So star.sys would effectively be telling it to reference all system files while telling it to look at one system file.
And yeah, it basically splits it out and creates a pointer to nowhere leading to this other system file that doesn't exist because it's like, where's the all system files?
And it's in the file name.
And get this, I look up the little tech helping thing because I thought, you know, how hard is it to put an asterisk in?
You know, I only have basic coding knowledge.
And everybody on the question was just giving incredible suspicion to the questioner who was asking this.
What are you trying to do?
They were like, I want to put an asterisk in my file name.
And everyone's like, why?
Do you want to brick someone's system?
I don't think you should do that.
They detail some stuff.
There's third-party file name systems.
You can name it in Linux and then transfer it over to Windows.
But again, everybody's like, but...
Let's stop you again.
Why do you want to do this?
Because this will brick a system.
And so now, boom, I think to myself, oh, I'm Current Events.
I've been following this for days.
I know exactly what happened.
But they had to create a hacker three hours ago and make my information antiquated already.
Honestly. That's how fast these news cycles are.
It's maddening.
I go freaking shopping and I miss the cycle.
Yeah, dude.
Ridiculous. That's crazy.
So, as it turns out, that person that was posting that question that you're talking about, turns out they were the special operations manager of CrowdStrike.
That was so funny.
I bravely wield the sword Excalibur of information security.
I use it to strike at the boot sector for lethal damage.
Oh my god.
And I, oh man, this is awesome too, dude.
So, you know, CrowdStrike, they're like, we're so sorry.
We apologize for this massive global outage.
So we're going to give people $10 Uber Eats gift cards.
Did you hear about this?
Wow, they gave them something.
Well, they're offering, right?
They're offering.
I guess you got to go through like a whole questionnaire.
That's the thing.
How do you do this?
How do you know that you were affected?
How did resetting 30 systems manually make you feel?
Were those 20 minutes very frustrating or extremely frustrating?
Do you mostly hate us or entirely hate us?
Yeah. Oh, man.
Here's a comment from the CrowdStrike.
We recognize the additional work that the 19th of July incident has caused, and for that, we send our heartfelt thanks and apologies for the inconvenience.
To express our gratitude, your next cup of coffee or late-night snack is on us!
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Unless their system's still down because they haven't fixed it yet from the CrowdStrike.
These gift cards go to their teammates and partners who help the people affected.
So the people affected aren't even getting anything.
It's the people that work for them that get the gift cards.
What the fuck?
So they're giving them extra food for the pain and suffering of having to fix their own screw-up.
Unreal. That's so ridiculous, dude.
It's like, we've listened to your complaints and we've decided to throw ourselves a pizza party.
Yeah, yeah.
So I see their shoot spot has not decreased at all since they were given free reign to investigate the whole DNC hack back in the day.
Might as well go back into the full history.
It's hard to actually find this in just one article because it's literally you got to go from one article to the next because this is your timeline.
But if you look through it, a few people have connected the dots on this and CrowdStrike actually investigated the DNC hack.
That's right.
They established that the Russians were involved.
That information was then used to start Russiagate and then Trump was actually...
impeached in a phone call where he was asking people to look into CrowdStrike.
And yet, during this entire story, does anyone remember their name being mentioned?
Because I can only think of maybe one time in a tech magazine I was reading which was talking about the DNC hack and saying who was investigating it.
But they were really cagey about this.
It was not common knowledge to my remembrance when this happened that they were the ones coming out.
Yeah, looking back at the coverage.
Good luck figuring out they did it.
You basically have to look up other people who are talking about them being the ones behind it.
Yeah, because they're behind a lot of nefarious stuff.
A lot.
Yep, and their CEO has, according to some posts on X, I always qualify those because I prefer to...
Go to straight, you know, articles that are sourced.
But supposedly he's got some FBI ties from before he was CEO.
So it's all just a big soup of perverse incentives all around.
You know, just in case they need some intel, right?
And apparently who owns CrowdStrike?
Someone's saying it's BlackRock and Vanguard.
Yeah, I imagine whoever it is, they're the holding companies that own it.
Oh yeah.
BlackRock for sure.
And I do believe, I've seen a few different pictures now circulating saying that they're partnered with the WEF.
World Economic Forum pedigree.
So all the evils.
All of the evils.
All of the evils.
What else do you have on CrowdStrike?
Other than the extremely...
Hostage video-looking interview with the CEO.
It's actually really hard to find them mentioned directly pretty much anywhere.
The stories about them, well, they kind of vanished.
And you think to yourself, well, if you host cloud services and stuff, it's pretty convenient that there's no stories about it afterwards.
Because, boy, who'd be able to screw that up, I wonder?
For being the world's largest tech company, is that they're the world's largest tech company?
Other than maybe Alphabet, I think Alphabet might be larger.
But they are the premier cloud-sharing company, which effectively would actually place them in a higher point on the information food chain than even Google.
Because, well, Google can censor all kinds of things, but CrowdStrike can keep you from even looking for it.
And the thing is, how come as big as they are, I mean, this is the first time I ever heard about them.
Like, once this blackout happened.
I've never heard of CrowdStrike before.
I'm not a huge tech guy, but I mean, I'm always looking into all sorts of stuff, and I've never heard of CrowdStrike.
No, like I was a...
I mentioned it a little bit earlier, but it was only listed as investigating the DNC hack in a couple of tech articles I read back then.
I'd heard their name vaguely mentioned as they investigated it.
I learned from the commentary regarding that that they were actually given free reign and the point on it, not just simply...
Allowed to investigate, but effectively, given the reins, they ran that investigation from beginning to end.
And the DNC just took whatever they got and rubber-stamped it.
But they seem to be a rather partisan organization as a whole.
I mean, it's impossible for them to escape it with them being the ones investigating the DNC hack.
The thing that really blows my mind about this is that this really seemed like it was just, I don't know, it's pulling the Excalibur to swat a fly on the window.
Because it just seemed like this is the blade that kills the internet.
You're effectively stabbing half of the connected world in the heart.
It just seems like it was such a waste to reveal that they had that power, because even with the stories going away, like I said, three days afterwards, boom, other than this weird, mysterious hacker who showed up out of nowhere,
just in time for people, just as people were starting to point out, wait a minute, I literally can't make a file with a star in it.
And you want to know how sheisty they were?
When they did the announcement, this is how they announced it.
They said the file named, and they wrote the entirety of the file name, starting with, and then wrote that.
And then they put a quote, and they said, and endingwith.sys.
I saw that.
Gee, I wonder if there's maybe one character in between those that you guys seem to have forgotten to mention.
Yeah, what's going on there, dude?
Like, wow.
So you made that kind of effort to abbreviate the asterisk out of it.
And it was just...
Honestly, I think that's why the hacker had to be created, because that was so ham-fistedly bad.
This whole thing has been like Free Stooges level of cloak and dagger to the point where it's almost kind of hilarious watching them try to pick up after themselves.
That's what has me clinging to this theory that something, maybe not all parts of it, but some part of this plan did not go right because they wouldn't have pulled this if they didn't need to make some information disappear that they massively screwed up allowing to be hanging out there.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
And it's pretty interesting.
CrowdStrike is a partner of the World Economic Forum.
Big surprise.
And Klaus Schwab even previously spoke about this sort of cyber attack, saying that it's worse than the COVID-19 crisis.
Information security is very important.
I make sure you will have none.
So see.
When we take the security and we make the security destroy the computer, no security will save you.
Isn't he dead now, man?
I just hope he's fucking dead.
I know he went to the hospital.
Everyone's freaking out.
Oh, he's in the hospital.
But apparently he's alive.
Yeah, he's supposed to be finding a successor and stuff.
He's been fading for the last couple months now.
And who would the successor be?
Bill Gates is like, well, I'll do it.
I guess they were making arrangements to keep it within their family.
Because one of the main things that really screws up all this nonsense, back and forth, cloak and dagger BS.
It's just how completely control-obsessed and narcissistic everyone involved with it is to the point where they have to have absolutely everything their way.
And the second things don't go their way, they throw a huge fit and start flailing.
And that flailing turns into news cycles.
And those news cycles annoy the hell out of everyone.
Yeah. It's unfortunate, you know, just as fast as the news cycle is, that this story will probably disappear rather quickly.
That's why it's important that we just keep bringing it up.
It is.
The assassination attempt, important.
Possibly all kinds of sheisty things around it.
The death of Stalin-esque, Biden finally coming out and making his statement and everything.
Important, but also, you know.
Possibly still a sideline to this because ultimately all this back and forth doesn't matter if somebody, well, clicks okay and suddenly we can't call each other or talk to each other or send an email or take payments or call 911 because we're freaking out about it.
I mean, this would cripple.
I mean, it just, everyone's talking about what would actually happen.
If the world, I mean, the internet was shut down.
I mean, everything, this is why I hate smart stuff, the internet of things, because everything's connected to the internet.
Like, this is obviously what the developers knew would happen, right?
Yeah. Like, they always have, you know, if this goes this way, what can we do?
You know, if this goes this way, what can we do?
They always have backup plans, and they know.
The dangers of having everything connected to a fucking cloud.
Oh, yeah.
So, this is all by design.
100% by design.
It really shows the importance of having offline off-site backups and whatnot, just in case.
Get your external hard drives.
I was unaffected by this because I had a crappy Linux build, but at the same time, I have...
I would definitely like to know how CrowdStrike was related to the attempted assassination on Trump.
You know what I mean?
There's got to be a connection.
There has to be.
The timing is just too impeccable.
Yeah, but it doesn't fit to me that they would use this level of attack to try and Stop a little bit of fundraising.
But if somebody was digging up some kind of info that would actually blow the lid off of the case and completely destroy all the BS all at once, well then that might actually be worth it enough to kill a golden goose or two and go ahead and pull the emergency lever.
So, yeah, I feel like there's some juicy information that more than likely got deleted in the, quote, maintenance process.
Since, of course, once you log into these things, while you're inside of them doing work in safe mode, I guess you can edit and delete access logs.
So, it completely wipes the usual digital footprints that you would expect to be able to follow forensically to catch somebody.
I'm not sure if some kind of hotshot infosec expert could still detect it or not, but the average person looking into was I hacked or whatever would have no idea.
Oh yeah, absolutely, dude.
If you don't know...
If you don't know what you're looking for, you're not going to find it.
But it's really interesting because the Heritage Foundation, they recently just released cell phone data of the lead shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks.
But he apparently had nine different devices, tablets, phones, whatever, which were heavily encrypted.
He had ties to foreign, like something in foreign countries.
Nah, he just wants to post to social media on 10 different things, what he ate, and then go ahead and wipe all of that right before he goes and makes the shots, right?
Yeah, right.
That makes way more sense than something the fairy is.
Exactly. It's definitely this easy to explain thing.
Exactly. And it's really interesting that when they tracked the movements of his cell phone and him, he goes to, he's in Washington, D.C. Only blocks away from an FBI headquarter.
Only like 15 minutes from the White House.
Very, very close to all these government agencies in D.C. So what's that about?
Why are his devices being tracked into Washington, D.C., literally blocks away from an FBI headquarters?
Because meeting inside the FBI building would be a little too on the nose.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let's meet two blocks away, guys.
They'll never, ever know.
Maybe at the coffee shop.
Be sure to name your Wi-Fi FBI surveillance fan.
Yeah. This is something really interesting, too.
How the hell did the FBI know who the alleged shooter was within hours?
Or within minutes, really.
And they weren't even able to access his phone.
And they already knew who he was.
Like, they said they got DNA, and that's how they figured out who he was.
And it's like, how did you get DNA results that quickly?
How did you already know who this guy was?
Like, that doesn't add up.
I mean, the unpleasant front end.
Thought is they somehow have the DNA of a guy who's got no criminal record on file.
That's already kind of creepy.
Just, oh yeah, we've got his DNA unmatched.
And it's like, where exactly do you have this information coming from?
Like, this guy has never been booked anywhere.
You know, he didn't post any social media and is like the most obvious patsy agent ever.
But, you know, he inexplicably didn't do that.
He just hit the point where Honestly, they shouldn't even call it the Swiss cheese theory.
They should just call it the non-existent theory.
Yeah, just a bullshit theory.
Honestly, there was no cheese there.
There was no point where he was stopped or even slowed down.
It's like they did everything short of going up there and twisting the dial on the rangefinder for him.
Yeah, the rangefinder.
So apparently he was stopped with the rangefinder.
Like, the police knew who this guy was already.
They already had their sights on him.
They were following him around the rangefinder.
And then, okay, so he's on the roof, right?
And have you seen the video of, what's his name?
Crane, a senator, a congressman or something?
Crane, Senator Crane?
And he's doing a recording, and he's showing the roof where the alleged shooter was, and then the building right behind where he was laying down.
It was literally the police headquarters where they just gathered to do all their shit.
And they had agents in that building at that time, snipers.
And nobody saw this guy climb up a ladder and shimmy his way across the roof.
How is that even possible?
I mean, at this point, you've got to ask yourself which revision of the story is possible.
Because it's like, firstly, there wasn't supposed to be anybody.
Even around the building.
And then there was supposed to be somebody on the roof, but they weren't on the roof.
They were in the building.
And then there was supposed to be somebody in the building and on the roof, but the people on the roof left because it got too, quote, hot.
There actually was supposed to be someone assigned up there.
And so I can guarantee that's bullshit.
I mean, come on.
Quite a few people pointed out, they're like, how exactly do we fight wars in desert climates?
Yeah. There's lots of heat.
And I'll bet they've probably got to sit on a lot of sloped roofs.
Yeah. Everything is complete bullshit.
All of it.
It's like, again, it is failed.
The story was not set up proper.
It got sent out with five different tunes.
And because they didn't cast the incantation of repeating the identical lie, it didn't work.
That's exactly it, man.
So let's go back to BlackRock.
Thomas Crooks was literally in a BlackRock ad just a month before or something like that.
Or 2023, I believe, is when the ad ran.
BlackRock, after this happened, took that ad out.
Of circulation, obviously.
And the building that he was on is allegedly owned by BlackRock.
Wow. And it was only sold according to the People's Voice.
The building that he was on was sold just four months ago.
And it's the American Glass Research.
It's AGR International.
It was acquired by Indicor.
Okay. And Indicor...
Is an extremely legit corporation.
Indicor... The current CEO of Indicor is Doug Wright, who was previously a defense contractor with Raytheon Technologies.
Yeah, apparently he was a nuclear testing observer, according to some of the anecdotes that I've read.
So interesting, just the connections.
Which would put them at really high-level connections.
So we're not talking just a contractor because there's contractors who see things and then there's the guy who's literally sitting there watching the nuclear bomb get brought up for the first time ever.
That's a level of pedigree that an average military contractor wouldn't be getting.
Right. Where you're there for that moment to eventually lose your teeth as a result.
Jesus. Yeah, I mean, the connections are just blatantly obvious, dude.
This whole thing was an inside job, a setup, and at the very least, it was just allowed to happen.
I mean, the Secret Service director, she stepped down because, well, everyone knew she fucked up.
Everyone knew she's in on this, so she stepped down.
There was a $7 million lawsuit against her by two people because of some issues of...
I can't remember.
The Secret Service agent who was in question falsified some hotel records and the lawsuit was put on her for some reason.
It's just really weird, but then that lawsuit is just gone now because she stepped down.
I wonder if that was just a pressure lawsuit.
Like, okay, you've fulfilled your usefulness, but unfortunately...
You seem to have exceeded the number of lies you can successfully tell, so it's time to go.
Yeah, did you watch that Congress hearing?
It was painful.
Painful. So painful.
It was funny watching the guy slap the gavel for decorum after she tells her that she's full of shit.
I love that.
I'm thinking to myself, everybody watching that wanted to say that.
I'm like, I wanted him to come back and be like, sonographer, read that back three times.
Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Could you read one more time, please?
Oh, okay.
So here it is.
Here it is.
So director Kimberly Cheetle, I should say disgraced former Secret Service director Kimberly Cheetle.
Was named in a $7 million lawsuit three days before the assassination attempt.
Three days before.
So all this weird shit was happening during this whole little period of time.
It was filed by Boris Zvodovsky and Elena Vyolnik.
Sorry, I can't speak Russian.
Well, she's going to have to call up her friend at CrowdStrike.
Let's see.
Defamation and invasion of privacy.
So the lawsuit was brought against her for defamation and invasion of privacy.
Interesting. A Secret Service director.
Did you hear this one?
It wasn't Thomas Crooks on the roof, right?
It was a gentleman named...
I shouldn't say gentleman.
As a theory is playing out here, it wasn't Thomas Crooks on the roof.
It was a guy named Maxwell Urich.
Well, the first question is, obviously, how did his assessments go?
Because whoever made that shot did not miss because they weren't professional and couldn't aim well.
They missed due to sheer...
Twitch of the head type stuff that any sniper would not really be able to fully prepare for because any random twitch of the head can happen at any time.
So how do you prepare for that?
And plus, you know, taking into account the spin of the earth, the wind, and the fact that the rifle didn't have a scope, only iron sights.
Yeah, so iron sighted out.
You make that level of shot, score a bullseye, and you don't go for center of mass.
You go for the top of target, which is a harder shot to make.
And this is supposed to be the guy who hit the left wall shooting from the right side.
Right. I'm not exactly a pro, but I can hit the other side of a range in a target.
Yeah. I don't hit the freaking wall, let alone the opposite wall.
And I couldn't have made that level of accurate shot with that level of perfection.
And the more you look at it, the more impossible it seems.
So I really want to know, was Maxwell Yurik more adept at shooting?
It's a good question.
I mean, people are putting pieces together.
They're putting the picture side by side.
And it's like, this is not...
That's not Thomas Crooks in the photo.
In the death photo.
The ears don't match up.
The jawline, the chin, eyebrows.
The ear had gauges but looks like they were sewed up or whatever.
When people get gauges and they want to take the gauges out and make their ears look normal again.
They get surgery done.
Spot on the nose confirms it can't be Crooks and has to be Uric.
But unlike this whole...
The scar looks pretty apparent in the pictures.
Too well-crafted.
And again, it's like, you can't trust me in this shit.
Of Republican and Democrat's clothing or whatever the hell people are trying to paint him as.
The other guy was an Antifa crazy who's been caught on camera attacking people quite a few times.
And there is no confusion as to where he stands.
So that would be the Maxwell Urich guy.
Yeah, he was arrested in 2016.
He was seen attacking somebody during some protest.
Or at least that's what everybody claimed.
Well, he went down and I guess he probably didn't see much problem.
Really, in the end, just got the usual charges and then question marks.
And then there's a third suspect.
Right, you heard about him, Ken and Hopper?
Yep, they arrested him.
They tried to tuck him inside a tent or something, kind of make him vanish.
It was all very suspicious.
They had him arrested by the tent, and they had numerous officers around him talking to him.
And he just has a smile on his face, and people start throwing water bottles at him.
And then the cops get angry at the people throwing water bottles, so they go over there and, you know.
Manhandle them a little bit.
But then they just sneak the dude, Ken and Hopper, into the tent and never to be seen again.
And then he just kind of vanishes.
Never to be seen again.
That's weird.
That's the third person and, you know, could be three shooters.
There are more than just those three.
There are multiple people got arrested.
There were two other people that we know about that have been photographed, being arrested and walked away by Secret Service and police.
So, who are all of these other people being arrested?
It looks like there's at least, there are at least five different suspects in this that they had arrested.
That's like five DNC pipe bombers right there.
Exactly. Oh, and another thing of how, and someone pointed this out to me earlier today, actually, when you see pictures of the shooter on the roof, he has black socks on, right?
And there are all those videos and pictures of a strange guy walking around the site.
And everyone's like, oh, that's definitely Thomas Crooks.
It's definitely Thomas Crooks.
But in those photos, the socks are white versus the black socks on the roof.
Whoa, that's...
Yeah. And then there's a picture of the deceased shooter.
It's like a whole face shot.
They turn him over or whatever.
He's still clearly on the roof.
So on the right-hand side of the picture, clearly he's on a roof.
But on the left side of the picture, behind his right side, the right ear, you can see grass.
And then there's a cop right behind him.
That doesn't make sense.
That almost sounds like some kind of reconstituted image fail.
Have you seen that?
I'm going to show this to you.
I'm looking.
Do you see this?
Yeah. So over here, it's grass.
The cop is right here holding his head or something.
And then this is the roof.
But let's listen, because there are reports of cops mentioning the water tower in police audio of that day.
So let's listen to this.
out to the blue water tank.
Blue water tank.
That's right.
Okay.
I got one down on the inside.
Medical crew, get in command.
Medical crew, get in command.
Chief 12-3, let me know what you need.
All EMS crews, all EMS crews get inside buildings.
Stay secure inside buildings.
We're evacuating.
Stay inside the buildings.
We're evacuating the crowd.
Copy. Crowd is evacuating.
Crowd is evacuating.
That's annoying.
Yeah. So is it all local Leo traffic then?
Because from what I hear, they weren't able to get anything from the Secret Service people.
Yeah, the Secret Service people were totally incompetent.
They were told to be incompetent.
So that's local police of Butler, Pennsylvania.
So the reports that there were, I mean, there's also a video of like a shadow on top of the tower.
And then there are other reports.
It's like, you can't even get up to the top of the tower.
There's no ladder.
It's all of this, it's the CIA fucking playbook, dude.
You put so much different information out there, you flood the fucking information highway, and nobody knows what to believe, because everyone's running around like, well, this is real.
No, this is real.
No, that's not real.
This is real.
And just everything gets convoluted and confuses everyone.
It's the informational soup.
You've got so many leads to follow that you can't even follow any particular one terribly deep.
Just think about this story.
Just pull it one of the threads.
There's a potential second shooter.
But then the question is, is it even the person that we're told?
Is it the alternate person?
Is it one of these other five people?
Is it the guy who went into the tent?
Is it someone else who is not even recorded or being mentioned in any of these things?
It's like, at this point, there's so much BS that you basically have to look through and just interrogate each.
Did you say something about a female?
Yeah, I was reading in the description.
It mentioned a female gunshot victim that was never reported.
I'm not sure how old that info is, but I'm trying to think.
There was that one guy, Corey, that got shot and died.
The fire chief or whatever?
Yeah, and then two other people reported wounded.
I didn't ever read any reports on sex, but if that's both males there, well then, who is this fourth person?
So not only do we have extra shooters, but we have victims that aren't being recorded in this thing?
That opens up a whole new cam and worms.
Did this op go bad?
Was there a counterfire of some kind?
That's kind of what I'm thinking, too.
And there's also two expertly...
Fuck. Two expertly made bombs, apparently, were found in his van and his house.
Expert. Yeah, I guess the bomb professional who was looking at him said that...
You flat out, regardless of your level of ambition, would not be able to develop something this sophisticated without some kind of training.
Yeah, and apparently he didn't have any internet searches of how to make bombs either.
So where did the information come from?
Oh, here's a video of Yurt being arrested, yeah.
He assaulted an officer in 2016.
Yeah, he was...
Yeah, he attacked somebody during a...
Oh, look at this.
Max Uricat tattoos on his forearm and it looks like that's the tattoo.
Oh, this just gets better and better.
It's like even if you can't tell that there's a marking on his arm, you just have to ask yourself what the hell they'd be looking at.
That's definitely a mark right on his arm.
There's got to be some kind of thing they're checking out.
Like I said, I can't see at this range.
Anything on there, but you just know they ain't looking to that level of detail because the guy's got a nice wristwatch.
I haven't seen that photo yet.
What's that one?
Is that another one of Maxwell Urich?
Well, this is the guy on the roof, dead.
I haven't seen that.
So many threads, so many endless threads.
There's that one lady that...
Instead of ducking down, she started taking pictures when it happened.
Yeah, it's weird.
There's the other guy that was holding up the picture of the van.
Oh, yes.
And if you think about, again, like operations gone live, those people make total sense because one would be signaling and the other would be the more obvious plant.
FBI Director Christopher Wray says that they found eight cartridges on the roof when asked, right?
Eight cartridges?
He didn't say casing, or yeah, shell casings.
He said cartridges.
Full bullets.
Because when asked, he's like, how many shots were fired or whatever?
Did you recover any casings or whatever?
And Christopher Ray's like, we recovered eight cartridges from the roof.
That's weirdly specific.
Which means full bullet.
Not shot yet.
Primer's still there.
So... Whoever was on the roof fired blanks and then spilled cartridges out on the roof to grant the appearance of firing shots really kind of demonstrates that so much of this is just relying on informational control.
Hence why, again, CrowdStrike is the most important story out of all of these because it can make all the other stories go away.
There's a photo of the FBI agent spraying the roof off, like, within hours or whatever.
Get rid of the blood.
It's like, dude, what?
You guys are totally...
It's the same thing with 9-11.
Just completely destroyed all evidence immediately.
That one in particular was almost kind of blatant to the point where even the, like, mass psychosis people that are just really under a spell had a really hard time squaring that circle.
To the point where I saw a lot of people trying to make excuses for it.
It almost seemed like they started having dawning moments of realization towards the end.
Like, you know, now as I think about it, that really doesn't make sense.
Yeah. And then they either flip to insult mode or...
Quite a few of them are gaining pause because it's just so ridiculous that it's almost like a moment of shock where they are forced to stop and notice for a second.
Like, wow.
I was just saying that was legitimate.
I was just literally saying that law enforcement was going to just go ahead and clean up a crime scene without investigating it.
And not only was I not suspicious, I was angry at telling other people that they were stupid for being suspicious.
That level of cognitive dissonance is getting painful for people, because I'll see it in the threads where they'll start out really enthusiastic, but...
Effectively, after they put up that first post, they just lose that enthusiasm because the more they hammer away with that ice pick, the less exciting it is to then the bullshit that's become so obvious to you.
All right, check that.
Have you seen this video out yet?
Of the new Biden?
Biden 2.0 or like Biden 10.0 at this point?
Let's see.
You see how tall he is?
He's like a foot taller than the old Biden.
Well, you know the Tron jug that they were going to install in Trump after the unsuccessful fatal wound had to go somewhere.
So, there it went.
Oh, I did post a photo.
The wound on Trump's ear kind of disappeared.
There's no wound on his ear at all.
Damn. No hole, no chunk missing.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
So that's weird to me.
That is suspicious, yes.
All of this is suspicious.
None of this makes sense.
No. And the FBI director, it's all a fucking movie, bro.
The FBI director is like, I don't even think Trump was hit by a bullet.
It might have just been shrapnel.
I mean, I don't know, man.
This whole thing, it just seems too on the nose.
Too on the nose.
I mean, did you see the 80,000 faves per second or whatever video of the bullet going by and, like, clipping his ear and, like, drawing blood?
Yeah. Honestly, as I watched it, I thought, so you knew the exact second?
To take this 80,000 FPS picture?
Because how many seconds were you taking 80,000 frames per second for exactly?
And why did you decide to start as he was turning his head to point to the side?
Yeah. Yep.
Fishy. Oh, well, okay.
Yeah. So there's footage of a couple of these people, women actually, two women.
And it's a news anchor.
She's talking to the news, whatever.
Behind the scene, it's like this building with rubble inside, and two women just walk up to this pile of rubble and just start stacking these huge slabs of concrete into their arms in one arm.
It's like six high, and she's just walking out.
It's clearly foam.
Like, it's fake rubble.
It's fake fucking rubble.
It's so hilarious.
But what's the point?
I don't...
It doesn't make sense because obviously, yeah, they're destroying a lot of shit over there, but why are you making this fake footage then?
But the last story I wanted to touch on was this.
The Pentagon has just found $2 billion worth of additional errors in its calculations for ammunition, missiles, and other equipment sent to Ukraine, increasing the improperly valued material to a total of $8.2 billion, a U.S. government report revealed on Thursday.
But yeah, so apparently the Pentagon found over $2 billion worth of missing money and weapons.
Oh, the magic.
Big surprise.
The magic of corruption.
Wouldn't you know it, we tripped and fell on the way to bring you the trillion, and here's $6 billion of it right here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. It's just such a...
The world is a stage, and most people are just falling for the movie, dude.
Falling for the movie.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the whole Ukraine having fake battle scenes is really just like the pinnacle of the war waged by livestream.
It's like the ultimate depersonalization because first you separate the person from the other person.
You don't got to stab them eye to eye anymore.
Next, you take them a little bit further away and you're given orders from some tent way back.
You're not going out into battle with your troops no more.
Then from there, you're not even going out to the freaking camp.
You're back calling the front lines.
And now, you don't even have to be on your phone.
You can be out in the middle of the wilderness on a satellite phone and go ahead and just call in with whoever needs the killing done.
I mean, that's what the generals do.
They sit in the Pentagon or wherever their little base is in the United States, and they direct orders in foreign countries.
It's insane.
It's insane.
Okay, let's wrap this up.
Let's wrap this up.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening to that part of the addition to what...
The real episode is supposed to be about.
We just did a whole episode right there on top of the episode that we're supposed to air.
Yeah, it was a bit long, but had a bit more in plan to talk about.
What can I say?
We talked about it a lot.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, have a good time.
Thanks for listening.
And here is the newest episode of the Paranautical...
Oh! One last thing.
One last thing.
Before we started recording this...
I was listening to Monica Perez's live stream earlier today, and she gave us a shout-out.
So, thank you, Monica Perez, for that shout-out.
You're amazing.
You're an awesome journalist.
Keep up the good work.
Yes, thanks.
Isn't that awesome?
That is cool.
Cool as fuck, dude.
Anyway, enjoy the latest episode of the Paranautica Podcast.
Goodbye. God.
Okay. Hey, welcome to the show, everybody.
It's Coop, the Paranautica Podcast.
It's been another great week.
A lot has happened, and we're going to get into a lot that has happened.
But I have here with me Cricket, who I think is going to be a recurring guest, almost like a co-host, perhaps.
What do you think about that, Cricket?
I like the idea.
You think you can handle it?
I was a little leery about...
Yeah, I was a little leery about talking so much, but...
It's scary.
It's intimidating, too.
You seem to have a certain affinity to it, but I wasn't sure when I started.
Well, I'll say this.
In the past couple shows you've been in, I mean, I guess I've only posted one.
The people really like the show, so...
Yeah, man.
So welcome to the show, Cricket.
Co-host Cricket.
Hey, I got a funny story for you, actually.
You and I both know someone.
Oh, for real?
Sharon. Well, I don't really know Sharon.
My girlfriend knows Sharon.
Sharon knows you.
Do you know Sharon?
Yeah, I do, actually.
Okay. Sharon related the story of how you got the name Cricket to my girlfriend, and my girlfriend related that story to me.
Now, I don't know if you want to share that story, but it's hilarious, and I think you should share it, because it's fucking funny.
You know what?
What the hell?
Weed's legal now.
I can share it.
Yeah, it's fucking hilarious.
Basically, I was an extraordinary lightweight to the point where I would actually hallucinate from smoking weed.
I had a point where I had a panic attack from it at one point because I was such a lightweight.
And back then, when I'd smoke with everybody else, I'd get too stoned and I'd sit there rubbing my legs together like a cricket.
Like a cricket.
Were you making sounds, like little clicking sounds or anything?
No, not quite.
I don't think I was that articulate at the time.
That's fucking hilarious, man.
The mental images, when she was telling me that story, I was like, oh my god, this is perfect.
That is hilarious.
Yeah, lightweight days were great.
I still remember watching an anime all the way through, and then watching it all the way back on Rewind.
Oh my god.
My god.
My god.
Granted, by then it was mostly DVDs, but...
Blockbuster still had DHSs back then.
Those were good days.
Hey, are you able to turn the volume up on those on the headset or anything?
Let me see.
A little quiet.
A little quiet on my end.
Did that change anything?
Let's see.
Mic settings.
Oh, I turned it up.
Is that any louder?
I don't know.
Maybe just talk louder.
Is that any louder?
There you go.
Just scream it.
Okay, I'll just talk louder.
Fucking scream it.
Anyways, welcome to the fucking show, everybody.
I got a co-host again.
The old co-host, for any of you who have been here since day one, some things happened in his life, good things, and he needed to just take a step back and leave the show, which left me all alone, and I was frightened,
and I peed my pants quite often, but I got a new co-host, Cricket.
We're going to just go over some news.
Right, Cricky?
We got some good news to tell the listeners today?
Some most excellent news.
Assange is free.
Uh, what?
Assange is free?
Yes, finally.
Julian Assange.
I'd been waiting.
He finally made a plea deal and got out.
And after how long?
1,901 days.
That's not his total time.
That's the time he was actually incarcerated for.
Pretty miserable, I would imagine.
But what was his incarceration like?
Because he was staying in embassies, right?
Yeah, he was staying in embassies, but he'd been in a high-security prison in the UK since 2019, apparently.
Oh, damn.
So, yes.
So I'd heard that he'd been suffering from ill health at times.
People were worried about him a few different times.
He managed to pull through all the way, though.
He got magnanimously sentenced to time served.
How generous.
Yeah, how generous.
I remember when he was staying in, I think, a Russian embassy or something.
The media tried to smear him and was like, oh, he's crazy.
He's losing his mind from being locked up in embassies and he was smearing shit all over the walls and the embassy had to kick him out.
I remember that being in the news.
That was like probably five years ago or something.
Six, seven years ago maybe.
It's Assange's version of the pee-pee tapes.
Just like, we got all this evidence that he's totally a disgusting man and smears his poop everywhere.
We won't show you any proof.
We just know.
We just know.
Just trust us.
Trust us.
One downside to this verdict and him getting out, although it is an overall victory for journalism that he's not permanently locked up in the United States, is that he was forced to admit that he violated the Espionage Act in doing First Amendment journalism.
And I really dislike that.
I feel like that's going to be used as a very unpleasant precedent.
And what was he even incarcerated for?
Well, initially he was incarcerated for
–
A huge trove.
All the DNC emails, right?
Yeah, a huge trove and whatnot.
The one I really remember was the...
Have you ever heard of the collateral murder video?
That's the one that really got him the scandal.
Basically, he released an in-flight video of a pilot just straight up lighting up several...
at the time really made Reuters mad.
As I recall, I think it was Reuters because one of the, because basically there was a reason why journalists actually cared about this because one of their own got killed in this shooting.
the, the whole quote from it was basically,
that's what you get for being in a war zone.
Oh, wow.
So literally you're in a combat zone, you get shot, no recording things.
That really made, well, basically everyone involved look bad.
So he had to be chased around and then eventually incarcerated for the vicious crime of making everyone look terrible.
Yeah, vicious for exposing truth.
So vicious, man.
I know that, oh my god, the CIA, right?
They put Mike Pompeo as director of the CIA.
And that was during Obama, I believe?
Or maybe right before Obama?
I don't know.
Was it?
I'm not sure.
I can't remember exactly who appointed him, but yeah, he's a long-time appointee.
Yeah, but he was planning to kidnap and murder Julian Assange.
And this is all verified information.
They were plotting to kidnap that man.
Mike Pompeo was ordering this.
And they were going to murder him.
And I remember Obama was all for it.
And Obama wanted to put in the death sentence for him.
I remember that.
Like, they wanted this guy dead.
Oh, yeah.
They wanted to take him out.
So this is still a victory.
It's just they made the process the punishment and forced him to admit he was wrong, which I don't like.
But yes, it does beat the other option, which was extraditing to the United States, where he would more than likely suffer an accident of some sort.
Yes, accidental suicide.
Yep, I accidentally, repeatedly shot myself.
In the back of the head.
Yep, in the back of the head.
It's just ridiculous.
Yeah, it's been 14 years he's been battling this fucking shit, dude.
That's a long time to be persecuted.
And he's still going to be pretty.
They're just not going to end it.
They're not going to be like, okay, all is good and well.
So what happened?
So he got out, right?
They made a deal.
He agreed, blah, blah, blah.
And his wife arranged for some plane to pick him up, bring him back to New Zealand.
Yeah, I guess at this point he's going to be back, but they made it as inconvenient as possible.
For example, they forced him to go via private plane to his hearing, which they're now trying to bill him $520,000 for retroactively.
Because there was no commercial flights available from the UK to Australia or anything.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Take a private flight.
We are going to arrange a private flight for you, and then you will pay it.
And we're going to force you to fly first class.
And you have to buy an extra seat because of your luggage.
There's no space in the luggage compartment.
They just rack it up for them.
$500,000.
$500,000?
$500,000 for one flight.
Yeah, they made it as expensive and inconvenient as possible.
It was just such utter pettiness.
The whole process has been.
Rough. Well, I am happy Julian Assange is finally free, man.
I just don't know what side he's going to be on at this point.
Because he got a sweetheart deal, you know, for...
It's such a stupid situation.
He shouldn't have got a deal anyway because he did the right thing.
They fucked him over.
They forced him into the situation.
He was forced to take a deal, which fucked him over anyway, but he's out.
But there's a lot of talk that maybe he switched sides and now he's going to be working on their side against the people.
He's a smart guy.
I mean, it would make sense to turn him into an asset.
And they definitely want that type of person on their side.
That doesn't seem entirely implausible.
If anything, he might just stay quiet from here because, honestly, that would really be the play for him.
There's no way at the high profile that he'll ever be able to be effective.
He doesn't have the underground level of concealment that, say, a James O'Keefe type has.
He's not going to be able to keep doing this going forward, unfortunately.
I just don't really see it being plausible.
I don't think people will trust that guy too much.
People will think he's compromised too.
It's always going to be in the back of people's heads.
They're always going to be reading in between the lines of his journalism work from here because everyone knows that they really wanted to kill him and he's being let out now.
So everyone's asking the question of why is he being let out?
They did not want to let him out.
I could tell you that much.
If anything, they at least wanted to let him rot.
If not, execute him.
That's exactly it.
That's exactly it.
Hey, did you hear this thing about Matthew Perry?
The LAPDs come out and said that it was a murder.
Oh, really?
Not an accident.
Is that because the coroner's report, I didn't read that it had been changed to murder, but it said that the level of ketamine in his system was enough to anesthetize him.
To the point where you couldn't have realistically overdosed that much?
Yeah. Is that why they're thinking that?
Well, they think, because they said he overdosed on, what was it, the hell was he taking?
It was ketamine.
Ketamine, yeah.
In his pool or his hot tub, whatever, yeah, ketamine overdose.
Which is already a terribly dangerous idea, by the way, that drug is paralyzing.
Absolutely. And there's a lot of suspicion because he was said to be worth $120 million or whatever, and he only had $1.5 million in his bank account.
Apparently that raised a lot of eyebrows, and they were like, what happened to all of his money?
And now the LAPD has come out and said this is a possible murder, and they are preparing manslaughter charges against someone.
Intriguing. What's going on with that?
Yeah, it makes you kind of wonder.
That level of K in his system, he'd almost have to have it shot into him.
I don't feel like you'd be able to take that much on your own, and you'd have a sense of, this is a really bad idea, even as somebody who's, I'd imagine he's probably pretty hardcore into drugs at the time,
but he would have still looked at that and thought, this is not safe or smart.
I could die from this.
So, I could see the suspicion.
I feel like there's, if he wasn't just downright murdered, there was someone else there with him, hanging out, doing some drugs, and he overdosed or something, and the other person who gave him the drugs was just like, oh shit, oh shit, put him in the tub, make it look like an accident,
let's get out of here.
Yeah, that's the best case scenario is they covered it up.
The other thing, of course, is, you know, there's a sugar daddy foundation, basically.
And for those who don't know who Matthew Perry is, well, he was known for his 1998 blockbuster hit, Almost Heroes, co-starring with Christopher Farley.
Anyone remember that movie?
Great fucking movie.
Yes. Yeah.
Great movie.
Go watch that movie.
Almost Heroes.
Other people might know him from Friends, but I absolutely hate that show.
I'm trying to remember.
I had to watch it with a roommate for...
So long.
Was he Chandler?
Did he play Chandler, I think?
I don't fucking know, dude.
Ask the wrong guy.
Asking the wrong guy.
I hated that show.
Hated. I don't understand why people loved it.
I wasn't exactly a fan, but I involuntarily watched many episodes.
Yeah. Well, a lot of women liked that show.
Don't remember that good, though.
A lot of women liked that show.
A lot of women.
See, I was just glad that the other show my roommate was into was Stargate SG-1.
Made it way less miserable.
Tenfold. Tenfold.
Because I love that show.
I ended up thinking it was amazing.
Friends? No.
Stargate. No, Stargate.
She ended up loving it anyway.
I ended up sitting through all ten seasons or whatever of them with her.
Yeah. While I was her roommate.
Had to make sure to watch them all.
Watch them all twice.
No, Stargate movies were great.
I loved those movies they made.
Yeah. Stargate was awesome, dude.
I had this other news.
This other news.
Well, this is kind of fucked up.
There was a suspected drunk driver.
Not even suspected.
He was a drunk driver in New York City.
And this has just happened.
Killed three people.
The driver was Daniel Hyden.
He was a substance abuse counselor.
And he actually wrote the book, The Sober Addict.
And his career was based around helping addicts.
So there's that.
It's kind of fucked up.
It's like the Me Too, the lady who started Me Too movement, she ended up getting arrested for sexual assault.
You know, it's like all these people who start these things end up being arrested for the thing that they're trying to stop.
It's like the embodiment of Jungian projection, dude.
Yeah, totally.
This is what bothers me.
This is what I can't stand.
What they're really pushing out there is this is the part of me I don't like.
Yes, and that's a part of me that I don't want people looking into.
So you deflect it.
So then you push it so hard.
You push the suspicion elsewhere.
You push it so hard, you end up throwing yourself right into the fucking target.
It sucks, man.
Three people died.
I feel for him, man.
That's just horrible.
He has to live with that shit.
He survived, even?
It's almost better that you not be the one to make it.
Because now he's got to live with that on his conscience.
100%. Taking three souls out.
That's massive.
Massive negative repercussions for that.
But check this out.
I don't know your take on women.
If you think there's a double standard in our world for women and men.
I mean, I recognize when there is one.
In terms of, let's just say, criminal law.
Oh, there's actually codified.
Differences. Are there?
That's fucked up.
Well, in terms of legal precedents and stuff, when it comes to custody and whatnot.
Oh yeah, that sort of shit.
I was about to say, if it's not written into law, it might as well be.
The woman's going to get the kid in the event of any separation if it's an amicable one.
She's always going to get priority.
Yeah, there is a real law.
But they nickname it the mother's law or something like that, where it's like if there is a situation in the household and the couple has to split, the society or the government thinks it's best to keep the child with the mother.
Sometimes, obviously that's not the best idea, but they do it anyway because of that law that you're stating.
Yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, if you ask if there's a double standard, I say, yeah, it's actually codified at times.
Most of the time it's just enforced through the way we treat people, but sometimes it really is written into law.
Yeah, but it shouldn't help a situation like this.
So, an Arizona woman accepts a plea deal after poisoning her husband's coffee attempting to kill him.
Okay? Alright, you getting this?
An Arizona woman who was charged with attempted murder after she poisoned her husband has agreed to a plea deal.
Melody Feliciano.
Melody Johnson pleaded guilty to two counts of adding poison or a harmful substance to food or drink, according to Pima County Superior Court documents obtained by CNN.
She was originally charged with attempted first-degree murder and pleaded not guilty in August of last year, 2023.
The new charge is a lesser felony.
Per sentencing, she would face a range of four months to two years in prison for each count that she was convicted of.
So in the end, her public defender of all things says she admitted to putting trace amounts of bleach into her husband's coffee on two different occasions.
The husband noticed a foul taste and was like, what the fuck is this?
What are you doing to my coffee?
And he was an Air Force member at the time stationed in Germany.
And then he went out to his pool and got pool testing strips and tested his own fucking coffee.
And it showed high levels of chlorine, dude.
That's gruesome.
Yeah, and he pretended to keep drinking the coffee as he waited for the police to show up.
That's awesome.
That is awesome.
So she was eventually arrested.
She ended up being sentenced.
Dude, you getting this?
Sentenced to three years of probation.
No. That's awful.
Yeah, she was convicted of trying to kill her husband by poisoning him.
So this isn't even like, I'm gonna shoot him in the back of the head type of thing.
This is like, I'm gonna watch you die slowly, you fucker.
And she gets three years of probation?
What the fuck?
You wanna talk about double standards?
Holy fuck, man.
Yeah, that should definitely not be a case where her being a woman should be a factor in sentencing at all.
You tried to kill someone, and let's face it, you demonstrated that you're able to.
The only reason this is, to use the equivalent of a violent crime, the guy basically stopped the knife to prevent the murder.
So otherwise, he could very well have died from this.
It's not just that she tried to kill him and failed, it's that he stopped it.
So he probably would have been killed had he downed all of that.
Or at least been severely injured and whatnot.
Right. Yeah, that's definitely not a good enough deterrent for somebody who just tried to kill someone.
Especially someone that they avowed a love.
That's a pretty intimate crime on top of it.
No, man.
And that's what I'm saying.
She tried to do this on two different occasions.
She got caught.
Or she admitted to doing it on two different occasions.
But we know that's a fucking lie.
She's been trying to kill this guy for a while.
Through coffee, okay, this is a slow poisoning where it makes your liver and your kidneys fail.
So this is a slow death.
And so there are tons of stories where women do this.
Women, this is like their favorite way of trying to kill their husband is by poisoning them.
And that is a slow calculated death.
You get to sit there and watch as your fucking husband is slowly dying from liver failure and kidney failure.
Knowing you're behind that and then he dies and then you're so like...
Great. I killed my fucking husband.
That's pretty fucked up.
And like I said, that's so much different than going down there and just like shooting him and killing him.
Really? Like immediately?
Or stabbing him to death?
It takes, you know, a matter of minutes, whatever.
Or strangling him or something?
This is poisoning.
Slow death.
And this girl gets fucking.
This woman gets...
She has three years of probation.
Yeah, that's definitely...
Time served.
She's already out.
She could go poison someone else right now.
Easily. And this, like you said, this sends a message.
This isn't a deterrent.
Sentencing should be a deterrent to help alleviate crime and make people not want to do those crimes.
So women out there who are thinking about killing their fucking husbands are like, what?
This girl only got three years probation?
How much did those kids get?
That's nothing.
Yeah, how much did those kids get for, what do they do?
Spinning out on bikes or whatever on a pride flag.
They got 14 months or something.
14 fucking months.
Of incarceration?
They got locked up.
They got locked up for it or whatever, didn't they?
Yeah. Holy crap.
So yeah, the proportionality is definitely not there.
They understand what they need to do to deter people.
They're encouraging that.
They are encouraging women killing their husbands.
They're encouraging that.
And then it goes into this, dude.
Don't you murder your husband again.
Don't. Don't try that again.
You know the husband's not going to drink the coffee anymore.
You need to switch, put it in water or something.
I don't think I'd take anything from her from there.
I hope he's not with her.
He should be long gone.
Yeah, I was like...
Man, she's going to end up killing her next husband.
Yeah, she's going to end up killing whoever she dates next or whatever.
It's messed up.
Yeah. It's going to happen.
You know it's going to happen.
Mark my words.
And then check this out.
So Sean Tuck, he posted some racist comment, like one racist comment, maybe there were multiple, who knows, on Facebook.
He got sentenced to 15 weeks in prison.
15 weeks.
He was sentenced for that.
This other guy, Sam Malia, he sold anti-immigration stickers and was sentenced to 24 months in prison.
Two years in prison, this guy had to sit for selling stickers.
And this woman gets out.
For three fucking years of probation?
For trying to kill her husband?
Yeah, that is an even deterrence.
That is straight up encouragement.
So fucked.
Report in.
Hey, you didn't murder anyone this last week, did you?
Okay, good.
That would be really inconvenient and a lot of paperwork.
Yeah, she just has to check in, tell her probation officer, no, I didn't kill anyone.
Okay, we'll see you next week.
Have you been using any illicit poisons this week, madam?
Yeah, have you had any bleach in your possession?
She just can't have bleach.
She can't go buy bleach anymore.
That's the worst part of it.
Worst part of it.
But that leads me to this next one, dude.
Alright, this next one.
You want to talk about some double standards, okay?
You want to talk about some double fucking standards.
Alright, this woman.
I think everyone knows this woman by now.
Rebecca Joins.
She just got sentenced.
She was just sentenced to jail for six and a half years.
For having sex with two of her underage students.
She was a teacher.
Jeez. Yeah.
Let me just read this article from The Sun.
Rebecca Joins is a former secondary school teacher from Greater Manchester who was found guilty of engaging in sexual activity with two of her teenage pupils.
The court heard that Joins, 30 years old, had sexual relationships with two boys named as Boy A and Boy B. Their relationships included unprotected sex and inappropriate messaging.
The incidents occurred while the boys were still students at the school where she taught.
She lured boy A with presents before she had sex with him twice in her apartment in Salford.
Joins became pregnant by boy B, who was 16 at the time, although she initially told him she couldn't bear children.
When he found out that she was pregnant, the boy tried to end the relationship.
He said in court, I would try and end it and would say, you are a fucking weirdo.
You're a nonce, basically.
Go find someone your own age.
End quote.
That's fucking hilarious.
That's great.
Yeah. And the teacher told her off.
Joines said, quote, I was in love with him.
I was pregnant with his child.
End quote.
The boy said, It reaches further than us.
All our families have been profound.
End quote.
And first, dude, you loved that shit.
You were loving every moment of it.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but it sounded like it was at least not consensual here.
Like, come on.
Like, in the end, legally, they can't consent, but you weren't forced into this, dude.
No. You enjoyed every moment of everything.
Every second with that woman.
But then things got really complicated and you realized that things were going to go to hell after that and you wanted out.
The moment he was like, I'm only 16 and I'm about to get tied down to a 30-year-old woman.
I'm only 16. That's when he's like, I'm out.
I can't have that.
Yeah. So she took advantage of him, but at the same time, he was allowing himself to be taken advantage of.
We see it all the time.
Legally, yeah.
Well, it's not his fault, for one.
The teacher should never have been doing that, obviously.
Obviously, she's fucking 30. Ultimately, the position of power part means that it's never really fully consensual.
Right. Because there's always that sense that if you cause hell, suddenly things become part for you in the classroom.
Yeah, we know what happens when you tell a woman off.
We know what happens.
As men, we know what happens.
You know what happens when you spurn, and you'd best spurn and burn and be gone, because if you stick around, shit goes down.
A woman scorned, man.
The worst.
They are the worst.
And her words, the words that he said, like, this is all, you have to play a victim at this point, right?
Yeah. You have to act like, not act like, he is a victim, but you have to, like, play that part now.
And then there's probably a lawsuit in place.
And so he has to act even more like he didn't like it in order for this lawsuit, this civil suit that he's probably going to be pushing on the school.
So they're going to get a lot of money from the school.
He just takes all the memories.
Puts a black and white filter over him and adds some shrieking violins.
Perfect. And that's how he remembers it now.
So she was charged.
Joins was charged.
Rebecca Joins was charged with six counts of sexual activity involving four counts of sexual activity with a child and two counts of sexual activity with a child by a person in a position of trust.
Yeah, pictures of her crying.
So yeah, she was convicted of all that shit.
The point is, she only got six and a half years.
And she'll be out on probation or parole in like one, maybe two.
You know what I mean?
That's not terribly significant.
No. And this is the double standard thing.
If this was a guy having sex with two of his female students, he's gone.
He's done.
He will never see the light of day again.
Well, maybe like 40 years.
He's also shunned permanently by society if he does get out of prison and years on end.
And that is definitely not at all fair, the way that works.
Completely fucked.
Because she definitely took advantage of things in the end because she's dating someone in her class.
Yeah. Come on.
Captive audience.
She, you know, probably will be a sex offender.
Like, technically, legally, she should have to register, right?
But there's a chance that she won't have to.
I didn't read it in the article.
So that, again, like you said, when a man does that, he is ostracized for life as a sex offender, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not sure if this is the same case, but I remember another one, or one of the quotes from it.
Was they were actually granting leniency because, quote, there was genuine love there.
Yes. And I'm like, are you freaking kidding me?
That's the Mary Kay Letourneau.
She had sex with her student, 13 years old at the time, Vili Valahu or whatever, in 1997.
That was huge.
That was all over the news back then.
But it was true love.
So you gotta provide a little bit of leniency for the true love.
But dude, in that case, it's crazy because in that case...
In that case, it was a lot younger kid and way more exploitative.
Yeah, he was 13 and she was...
I don't remember how old she was.
This is in Seattle.
She went to prison for nearly eight years and gave birth to two of the 13-year-old's children.
Two of them?
That's an ongoing say.
Exactly. And one was born behind bars, right?
So she was pregnant when she was sentenced.
And then when he was 15, they had a second child.
So she had two children with the same kid when he was...
Underage, dude.
Like, not even 16 yet, which I think the legal age, technical, is 16, I think.
With, like, parents' consent or something.
Yeah, that case was nuts.
That case was nuts.
They got married, but then they got a divorce later on.
They actually got married after all this.
That's the craziest thing.
Yeah. While she was in prison in Seattle.
He was in sixth grade, dude.
Yeah, the entire story was just revolted.
It's like a high schooler.
Okay, I could see them being a bit more back and forth.
You're a bit older.
You can be more assertive.
But at 13, that's a lot harder to buy that you were not in some way exploiting things.
Yeah. Here's the fucked up thing, dude.
Alright, so I just looked up double standard for men and women.
An old Microsoft Bing?
Yeah, I'm using Bing, everybody.
Shut up.
I don't use Google, and Bing just popped up, and I just wanted to find something really quick.
I don't fucking use Bing, but it's up.
Anyway, who uses Bing anyway?
Who the fuck uses Bing?
Technically, I do, just because I use DuckDuckGo's default search engine, which just goes to Bing because Google insists upon tracking you.
Right. Anyway, in this thing, it says a double standard.
In most cases, a double standard refers to men being given more freedom than women.
Oh my, what the fuck?
That's crazy, dude.
Double standard, so this is what they're saying.
A double standard just references any situation where one party is given favor over another for reasons that are not connected to some level of fairness, is really what it is.
And Wikipedia is like, it's because men are being given more freedom.
Who the fuck runs this shit?
So a sexual double standard in SDS is a phenomenon where heterosexual men and women are judged differently for the same sexual behavior.
The traditional SDS implies that men always think about sex and women must be gatekeepers of their own sexuality.
Double standards are standards and principles that are applied to similar things in a different manner, typically without proper justification.
Non-adherence to SDS implies an egalitarian gender attitude regarding sexuality.
Thanks. So that's great that the default definition now is men getting more privileges than women.
You know, like the privilege of breaking rocks.
Privilege of being drafted and or breaking rocks if you go to prison for three times longer.
Exactly. Exactly.
Privilege of losing everything you worked so hard to get and then your wife divorces you and takes it all.
What a privilege.
She might let you have half.
She might let you have the car.
To make sure that you can keep paying the alimony.
Exactly. You gotta get to work, dude.
Gotta get to work to pay this alimony, you fuck.
Because I cheated on you and fucked your life over there.
Don't get me wrong, dude.
I love women.
Things like this don't actually benefit women, though.
They actually hurt them in the long run.
That's exactly it.
Because the inherent unfairness creates resentment and negative energy which then perpetuates, well, just in general, bad things as a whole.
Yeah. You don't end up with good things.
It's just like letting out somebody who hurts people without any kind of punishment and telling them not to go hurt people again.
You're making things worse.
Don't poison your husband again.
If you do...
Don't get caught as easily, for God's sake.
Double standards.
Anyway, let's fucking move on from this fucking double standards shit.
What else you got, dude?
What do you have?
Okay, let me go on to this.
Redacted to this video about a week and a half ago, which was just absolutely fascinating since I love alien stuff as a whole and always have.
Basically, here's a...
Rundown of a fake alien invasion false flag plan.
So they took on this guy named Michael Sala, who they've had him on a few other times, running over the different plots to effectively use alien invasion as a cover.
Involving holographic projections from the sky, stuff like that.
But in this particular case...
The story actually involves, well, it kind of reminds me of that movie that I've never seen, but I always see people reference chuds, cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers.
Because it's supposed to be underground aliens invading.
Yes, underground aliens.
Like underwater?
Underground water?
Yeah, well, underground, undersea, just beneath us.
They're going to come up and attack, and this is his...
It's a reauthorization of the draft where they just massively allowed for people to basically be mandatorily drafted from 18 to 26 as soon as it's invoked.
You get selectively serviced from the jump now.
Pretty big change that.
So what they wanted to do was...
And this honestly sounds like a crazy contingency plan because they can't take the nuclear option now because nuclear is rather permanent.
As they intend to release some kind of clones, he says, from deep underground military bases.
Alien clones?
Yeah, to overrun a city and then basically hype that up.
Emphasize we're under attack, send everybody at it, and make the, quote, alien invasion real by effectively getting a bunch of people involved.
The more people involved in something, the more they believe in it, regardless of the truth involved in it.
That's why we can get so much BS brought to real life, just simply because so many people believe in it.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, I think there will be a fake alien invasion.
And it's possibly this year, man.
Who knows?
But I really do think that they are going to do that.
There's no doubt in my mind.
Everyone knows the government has quote-unquote alien technology and has reverse-engineered whatever they found.
And they are the ones that are going to invade us, not the real aliens.
And they're going to create a huge problem where it just directs everyone into this new world order.
Let's... You know, consolidate government, religion, power, and get everyone to focus on this new world order with a fake alien invasion.
I mean, is that what he's saying?
Yeah. I mean, think about it right now.
If you drafted everybody, there would be dodging beyond belief.
It just flat out wouldn't work.
But if you were to say, need to go fight the alien menace, because...
Oh, yeah.
They're going to destroy everything you know and love.
Well, then you're going to go sign up because you're not going over to blow up random people in the desert to go secure an oil field.
No, you're going to protect your friends and neighbors from the alien menace.
And so it definitely seems like a plausible scenario that he had laid out.
And I will say this to anyone who might possibly find some credence in it when...
Should they actually try this?
Pretty much any alien race that is a threat to us could either wipe us out from orbit or from space, not even in orbit.
They would not need any of this.
I mean, the Arunaki have Death Stars.
The Arcturians can wipe things off the planet just using harmonics.
This whole notion that aliens would need to do some kind of 1600-style march upon the cities to go take ground that we're going to need a bunch of infantry for is just ridiculous.
But boy, after we defeat that alien menace, isn't it convenient that we have millions of infantry soldiers brought up and trained for fighting on U.S. soil, and they're all right here, ready to go.
Unreal. What is that movie that's like that, dude?
It's, like, futuristic.
Came out in the 90s, like, late 90s.
Super popular movie, dude.
The fuck is it?
They have to go fight the aliens.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, Independence Day.
No, not that one.
Not Independence Day.
Oh, okay.
That's the one I always think of in Fighting Aliens.
Dude, it's such a popular movie.
What the hell is it, dude?
You know what I'm talking about.
Think about it.
Think. Well, I mean, there's Alien, obviously.
Alien versus Predator, obviously.
No, no, no.
They have to go fight the aliens.
Think. And not killer clowns from outer space.
Not that one.
This is going to drive me nuts.
Starship Troopers?
Yes, Starship Troopers.
Ah, yes.
I was about to say the game that was kind of the inspiration for Helldivers, which is what I was thinking of.
This is the plot for Super Earth in Helldivers, basically.
We need to unite all Earth to fight the alien menace.
Yeah. That was a good movie when it came out.
I was, I don't know, like...
15 or 14 or something?
I was like, this is sweet.
It was such a classic example of how propaganda actually works.
It's effectively advertising.
That and it's pre-programming us for this very moment.
So we've got Deep Underground military bases releasing The Alien Menace.
Would you like to know more?
Would you like to help more when it asks you if you want to sign up for the military at the end of their ad?
I still love that iconic line, the would you like to know more.
When I was really young and I was like into fucking aliens and all that shit, I got into Dolce, New Mexico and like the underground base there.
And I was like seven levels and each level is like a higher clearance.
And at the bottom level, whatever, is where the aliens and humans are interbreeding and they're doing all these weird human experiments with aliens and weird shit, making chimeras basically.
And all these underground bases are connected all across the nation.
Well, how else are you going to continue the genetic project without anybody noticing?
You can't do that stuff on the surface.
Somebody's going to notice the Birdman and think, what the hell's that?
I always kind of wondered if people's fetishism towards cartoon animals and such.
Might be connected to the whole mating requirements had to be lucid points for this chimerism thing to work.
Since there's so many different weird fetishes involving, well, let's see, cat people, bird people, reptiles.
Yeah, there's birds, cats.
Yeah, dude.
There's furry, scaly, birdie.
All kinds of crazy fetishes involving people that are attracted to humanoid animal chimeric mixes.
True, yeah.
Kind of interesting that.
I mean, is that maybe just, you know, then when they throw you in the room and say, mate with this bird lady, you're just down to clown already because you already have it programmed in your head.
Exactly. It's like, ah, yeah, from like a very young age, you're just like, I wonder what their vagina looks like.
You're like, oh man, if an alien came down here and wanted to, like, why is it only women get impregnated by these aliens?
But what about, the men just get sperm taken from them.
They don't even get the fun part.
They don't get the happy ending.
They just get like needles injected in their fucking balls.
And sperm taken out.
But women get to, like, have sex with these beautiful Nordic men.
And it's all romantic, right?
Yes. And then they get impregnated.
It's like, what the fuck, man?
Double standards?
Contemptible alien double standards.
Damn, why?
Needles stuck in our balls.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, we get all the...
Yeah, we get anally probed.
That's our side.
Yeah, we get anally probed.
Women get this nice, like, rose petals leading to a bed, and there's this three romantic fucking Nordic men just all muscular and perfect.
Yeah, isn't it?
This is like, come to us.
Yeah, perfectly fair.
You know, it's like, damn.
Barry White's plan.
You got candles lit.
Lobster dinners.
They get a five-course meal.
The whole fucking shebang, dude.
It's not fucking cool.
And they get money for the taxi on the way home.
Here. I mean, technically, sometimes the males are involved in the hybridization, but it's more along the lines of you get shoved in a lab room.
Mate with that.
Yeah, right.
Yeah. *makes noise*
It's like vicious creatures.
They're just watching above.
Like, oh, this is great.
She's growling at me.
I don't think she's into it.
What do I do?
I don't know what to do.
It's like, where is the vagina to begin with?
Like, how does this work?
Yeah. It looks like that hairy thing on the Addams Family.
What's that hairy thing that it always just, like, walks around?
Oh, the, oh, uh, yeah, it's, uh, not saying, not saying, that's the hand.
Cousin It.
Yeah, cousin It.
Yeah, the thing that's just a solid, yeah, it's just a solid, uh, just a solid mass of hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
From top to bottom.
Yeah. So they just throw you into a cage with Cousin It, and it's like, alright, we need some fucking babies.
Alright, so, human DNA will be beneficial for this species.
Share. Go to town.
God damn it.
It's not fair, man.
Not fair.
I like to think that at least maybe they play romantic music.
As they're injecting needles, putting needles into our balls, they think they like it.
As they shoot you full of You know, tranquilizer so you can't run off.
Ugh, so shitty.
That movie, like, Third Contact, what is that, Fourth Kind or whatever?
Fire in the Sky, that's what I'm thinking of.
The scenes where he's on the table and he's just petrified because these alien creatures are doing all these tests on him and shit.
No thank you.
No thank you.
There have been times, though, where I just look up at the sky and I'm like, aliens, please just take me now.
Take me away from this planet, please.
But they never do.
Yeah, every time I see them, they never take me away.
We don't want your sperm.
I still remember seeing the big starbase a few years back that they just kind of wanted me to see, and it was crazy.
They didn't take your sperm, though?
No, they didn't actually take me away.
It appeared up in the sky.
It was about the size of...
Well, about the size of the town I was at.
It looked like a giant...
It looked initially, I thought, is that a hot air balloon?
And then I thought, no, that's way too far away to be a hot air balloon.
And I thought, wait, that's a UFO.
And then I'm like, no, that ain't a UFO.
I'm like, that's a freaking Starbase.
It was massive.
That's nuts.
Intimidatingly massive.
I'd never seen something that large because with as far away as it was and it being the size of the town that far away, it had to be...
Probably easily like 100 kilometers across, if not bigger.
Just a gigantic bubble hotel structure.
And I went to go take a picture of it and it immediately vanished.
It effectively said, I don't want anyone else to know.
Just wanted to let you know I'm here.
Have you seen...
Same thing makes me shudder, because I think that is definitely a planet killer.
People have taken pictures of what looks like full-on cities, like skyscrapers and shit, like whole cities in the clouds.
And like in China or Japan, there were some pictures somewhere in the United States, there were some pictures.
You know, the white coats, the scientists, they say, oh, it's just like some sort of refraction.
From, you know, I don't know, the sky, the clouds, the light.
Ah, the old Fata Morgana excuse.
Yes, that's the word, yes.
They try to say that it's that mirage illusion that raises the level of the horizon higher than it appears and creates...
Well, an invisible zone in the middle where you can't see the lower parts of mountains and whatnot.
And if you look at the same thing, but it's a cityscape, you can get the Fata Morgana effect.
But I don't buy for a second that that's what it is.
Because those white coats' primary job is to explain things in a way that might be inconvenient to explain otherwise.
So I got some real doubts as to it being Fata Morgana.
Are you seeing my screen right now?
I'm looking at it, yeah.
So these are the pictures that they took.
It looks like perfect skyscrapers.
Perfect squares up in the sky.
Wow. A whole city of them.
And they say that's a mirage.
Yeah, if those aren't manipulated, at least a few of them are pretty unlikely to be Fata Morgana.
Like this one, I remember all of these coming out.
Yeah, one of them looks like it might be one.
And some of them might be cities and clouds and whatnot.
Well, this one right here.
At least a couple of them seem very unlikely to have that as an explanation.
Like that one, the top right in particular.
Yeah, that's nothing.
But this one right here.
That does not look like Fotomayor.
No, no, no.
This one is.
This is the one thousands of people in China were taking pictures of it.
These ones.
It's nuts, dude.
It is nuts.
Well, I mean.
But is that what you saw?
Not quite like that.
It was more balloon-shaped.
They had a series of rounded tiles that formed what, if I could have seen the whole thing, would have probably been a circle with almost a teardrop shape.
Interesting. Like a mothership.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking it was.
And getting the message that I got, I saw this shit many years before.
Thinking back to it, it's much more sinister now, because I think to myself, looking at that mental image still, that could definitely destroy a planet.
Yeah. No, we have no chance of fighting real aliens.
We would have no recourse.
Yeah, see, that's hence why the alien invasion would be strictly a government trick, because any aliens...
Basically, any aliens that could get here, any aliens that could elude our detection all this time underneath us, they'd be so much higher tech.
It'd be the equivalent of U.S. Marines fighting uncontacted tribes on Sentinel Island.
And that's only because we've got the higher tech species backing us.
Realistically, if it were just us, it would be more like just going over and stomping out an anthill.
Exactly. They would still bring their guns to face people, because even with just a spear, you're still a real threat.
But they're not going to bring their guns to go stomp an anthill.
They're just going to bring a little raid.
Yeah, dude.
We're definitely not going to be...
Amassing troops and do some starship trooper bullshit.
I mean, they are, but they're going to do it.
They will at least try.
The people fighting it must be like, do they believe it?
Do they believe that they're real aliens?
They must, right?
Honestly, I feel like part of why credibility is being shredded so much right now is so this doesn't work.
This play strikes me as an alternative plan, say a plan B. This really doesn't seem like the power play.
This seems more like desperation.
This was definitely not their first choice.
Their first choice was a pandemic.
It was supposed to last 10 years.
It only lasted one.
It completely destroyed everyone's faith and institutions.
And that's what freaked them out.
I don't think they were ready for the spiritual shift because I get the sense that all of these events have played out in the past much more favorably for them, but it still fails in the end.
That's why they have to keep retrying and why they're so freaked out now because now it's working out even worse than it usually does and they don't get the reset button anymore.
It's coming to an end, man.
So yeah, they're just...
They're shooting for the stars at this one.
Really going for it.
They're going to do something crazy this year.
And I guess that segs into the other thing I found interesting, which is the mainstream Arcturian channels and what they're saying.
What are they saying?
They're all saying that there's been some manner of shift in the past two weeks.
And I think, you have no idea.
I always...
I have a certain air of skepticism for these spiritual channels because, well, they primarily exist to ask for money for people and such.
And more importantly, there's just so many deceivers out there.
You just never know who's really legitimate, who's really connecting to these entities and whatnot, and who isn't.
Looking through them, it was very fascinating that although they didn't acknowledge that whole, hey, we've been playing with your DNA, is that alright thing?
But they did say that there's a drastic shift in the spiritual realm that's been occurring in these past few weeks to months and is coming to a head over the next few days,
which I thought very Synchronistic because, well, these aren't people I talk to.
I don't really have any real connection with the mainstream Sedona set, so to speak.
So for them to pick up on it says to me that A, they definitely do have some level of perceptiveness, so they're not completely bogus at the very least.
And that B, they're...
What they're picking up is the same thing I am, is that there's a drastic shift going on.
They're warning specifically about the dark forces mounting their last efforts to prevent humanity's ascension into the next dimension and everything.
So that says to me that the Arcturians were in earnest trying to help us evolve, and possibly even that's why they entered into this deal in the first place.
But we were being involved in ways that were going to be not beneficial for us, but beneficial for the species enslaving us.
So they cut off said deal and are now helping us directly through this whole Phoenix encounter, which they seem to acknowledge happened.
Funny. I mean, I...
It happened to me several months ago, but I didn't make the announcement until recently.
And until the announcement was actually put out there, most of the rippling effects will take effect.
So most of it wouldn't get noticed until then.
And it's being noticed.
Yeah, and it is being noticed.
They noticed it.
One of them was literally dated two weeks before, like the day that you put it out there.
That's crazy.
That is nuts.
That's all nuts, the synchronicity of it all.
Everything kind of just works.
Yeah. It works the way it works.
And yeah, I have no contact with these people.
I have no idea who they are.
They're just random channels that are YouTube appropriate.
I'd wager I'm probably not.
No. No.
No. You know what else is not YouTube appropriate?
All kinds of things.
Steve-O getting a breast...
Some breast implants.
Wait, he got breast implants?
He's going to.
So the Jackass star, Stevo, was on a podcast and he's going to be doing a tour called Gone Too Far pretty soon here.
But he did a podcast and someone was like, I'll pay for a breast implant.
And Stevo was already thinking about it.
And he was like, yeah, yeah, alright.
And he was like, I got a checkbook right now.
And Steve was like, all right, you know, and so anyway, Steve says, I came up with the idea a few years ago to get a boob job and just film a bunch of legitimately funny hidden camera pranks with me in disguise and various disguises and then revealing who I actually am and just funny endurance stunts and whatever,
he said.
So yeah, he's going to get a boob implant.
It's like a real life Bugs Bunny.
He's committed.
He's committed.
That's amazing.
Yeah, so he said he plans to keep his augmentation only for a short period of time.
So the guy with the checkbook, he said he'll pay for the implants and he'll pay for them to be removed when he doesn't want them anymore.
So Stevo said, I'm only going to have these tits for like max two months and then they're coming out.
We'll see about that.
We'll see if he ends up loving it.
Maybe he'll like them being down there all the time.
You never know.
Exactly. You never know if anything he does is really real or if it's all just this giant performance.
He is a performance.
Yeah, like, is he ever not performing?
Is it ever not a show?
I feel like it never is.
Not a show.
It's just always a show.
And I just really hope he doesn't transform into a tranny or shemale or whatever they want to be called.
Because he would not be an attractive shemale.
That's just crazy, dude.
The mental image is great.
He already had his chest examined.
The doctor said it's perfect.
A D cup?
He's going for D cup.
His shit's gonna be stretched, dude.
His skin is gonna be stretched.
If you're gonna go...
Holy hell.
...go big, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Uh... Yeah, that's definitely not going to look good then.
No. That's going to stretch way too far.
I don't know how he's going to have the skin for it, dude.
That's going to mess him up.
Wouldn't you think?
To get D implants?
On a guy?
Aren't there, you know, potential complications involved?
I would think so.
I mean...
Your skin's just going to be mad stretched.
I mean, if anything happens, it wouldn't be the first time he's hospitalized himself for entertainment, I suppose.
That's crazy.
I still remember him getting treated for those awful welts from the lacrosse.
Somebody hit him with a lacrosse pitch.
They were lacrosse pitching oranges into his ass.
Oh my god.
Yeah, and legs and, well, wherever they hit.
Yeah, he had some really nasty welts at the medic afterwards.
That's fucked up.
So yeah, the history of self-abuse continues.
He does constantly sacrifices for comedy.
He does.
Ever since he was a clown in clown school, man, he just hurts himself.
He was on top of this huge ramp or a big wooden structure, like a big square or something, and he just had a skateboard on the end of it, just standing on the tail end of his skateboard on this ramp, and a car came.
And as the car was going to hit that, he was just going to jump all the off of it, basically, and land on the ground, which was, like, 20, maybe 30 feet high or something.
Pretty fucking high.
Car comes, takes it out.
He always, and he just lands and breaks his fucking ankle, like, hardcore.
And this happened, like, a handful of years ago.
And since he was going through, like, you know, addiction counseling and all that, he refused, fucking refused to take any painkillers for it.
Oh my god.
Could you imagine?
The mighty Steve O'Knievel.
Dude, literally though.
That guy's broken a lot of bones.
His ankle's literally sideways.
It was broken.
And he's like, no pills.
I will not take pills.
Yeah, that's pretty ballsy.
Pretty hardcore dude.
That says to me, very high threshold of pain then.
Just overall.
Must not feel it much.
Oh, he feels it, but he can take the pain, man.
Now he's going for Ds.
At least he's not going for double D, right?
Yeah, let's not get too extreme now.
He's already going pretty extreme.
Double Ds.
Just regular Gs.
Yeah, just get Ds, man.
Just go for Ds.
He probably was like, I'll get doubles.
And Johnny Knoxville was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Just go for Ds.
Go for Ds.
Well, hopefully it ends up being worth it.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's crazy.
So we'll see in a couple months he's going to get that done.
Pictures will proliferate the internet, so we'll see that happen.
Check this story out, though.
In April of 2023, a high school teacher, Sherry Moody, underwent a quadruple amputation after her limbs turned black and became mummified.
Dear God.
Initially, she experienced symptoms similar to a common cold during a class trip, which she didn't take seriously, just a little cold, you know.
However, her condition rapidly deteriorated, leading to a high fever and difficulty breathing, prompting her to seek some medical attention.
At the hospital, doctors diagnosed her with double pneumonia, a severe lung infection commonly caused by streptococcus, the same bacteria responsible for strep throat.
I've had a minor strep throat, but that shit sucks.
Anyway, her body responded to the infection with septic shock, a critical condition that significantly reduces blood pressure and threatens life.
To save her, doctors placed her in a coma and administered medication to restore blood pressure.
Ah, so sorry.
Now look at this.
Oh, that's...
That looks like it...
Isn't that crazy?
That looks like it would be so painful.
Dude, that's so scary, man.
That flesh doesn't die easily.
It goes in a lot of pain.
You feel each cell.
Yeah, you feel the cells.
Dude, necrosis is horrible.
I've gotten near frostbit and almost had it happen, and it really hurts the process of getting there.
I saw some videos of homeless people.
That just don't take care of themselves.
And they're out in the streets, like in Russia and the United States, everywhere.
And they're just addicted to drugs.
The bad ones, Crocodile, it just rots where you eject it.
It just rots that site, that part of your injection site.
It just starts rotting the skin from that area.
People just are addicted to it.
But man, I saw some videos of homeless people whose legs have just, their skin is gone, the muscle's gone, just bone is there, but they're still walking around.
The wound healed through maggots, dude.
Maggots. They get infected and since they're on the streets, worms or flies and just lay their eggs and maggots and worms eat on the flesh and they can't get rid of them and they just eat away and it goes down to the bone and they're homeless and can't do anything about it.
And it's like, it's their disturbing videos, man.
They are disturbing.
But this woman, minor cold symptoms and it turned into double pneumonia and lung infection.
Strep throat.
Septic shock.
And then her limbs had to be amputated.
Four amputated limbs.
That's crazy.
And I don't know where she went.
Because that's like a place you probably should avoid.
You know what?
Let's look it up.
Sherry Moody.
I'm going to look this up really quick.
Sherry Moody.
Like it's probably just a freak one-off.
But boy.
That is definitely not the case that you put in your advertisements.
Yeah, I don't think they're going to say where she went.
She's in Texas or Georgia?
Texas. The Hack and Slash Backroom Medical Center?
What? Where is that?
That's where she went?
No, that's just what I'm thinking.
It's just what I'm imagining here.
It doesn't seem like...
Does it seem like a minor cold usually leads to four lost limbs?
No, dude.
It's not going to say where she went.
A series of mistakes was made along the way.
I don't know.
I don't feel like that result would have happened at every facility she would have gone to.
Students in Deer Park outside of Houston.
So they were probably in Houston, Texas taking a field trip somewhere in Houston, Texas and she ends up Getting all this.
So I don't know what happened.
Like, where did this come from?
I want to know how this happened.
Yeah, that's kind of a relevant question because...
You know what I mean?
If it isn't actually from the cold, then what caused it?
Exactly. Because complications from a cold seems like a bit of a stretch to lead to sepsis and then total failure of all four of your limbs.
Yeah, it's terrible.
It's terrible.
Wow. Oh, you want to talk about free speech, man?
So, the former New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, the fucking coke addict, man.
You see those videos of her?
Just like Zelensky?
They're just, like, coked out of their minds, just sniffing, like, rubbing their nose tons of times.
Just the, you know, coke head behavior type thing.
Yep. Which I wouldn't hold against her if she weren't so awful as a whole.
She's awful.
She's awful.
But she's like saying, free speech.
She'd just be a cokehead and that'd be her own problem.
Right, dude.
Exactly. Don't make it our problem.
But she's saying free speech is a weapon of war and censorship is necessary to protect free speech.
Translation, we are losing and it makes us angry.
These people are just psychopaths, dude.
I do believe the UN just put out a statement saying that all...
Well... Deviant opinion in general needed to be stamped out.
It's not exactly off-brand for the whole world government incorporated to be pushing no freedom of speech right now.
It's just not working very well because they already have heavily restricted speech most places.
People are just ignoring it.
And because everyone ignores it, there's just no way to really enforce that.
Exactly, dude.
Yeah, they lock up one or two people to make an example of them, but if just everybody goes, screw this, screw all of your speech restriction nonsense and just goes ahead and offends anyways, well,
you could lock everyone up if you want to go and...
Scrub your own toilets and deliver your own pizzas and build your own robots.
Yeah, your robot army's not ready yet, guys.
Go back to the drawing boards.
Not ready.
I mean, not even the robot army's ready, let alone the robot workers and whatnot.
Hey, what do you think about this?
So this is from Terrible on Twitter, who I just keep asking to follow me, and she just won't.
Anyway. Top 10 headlines the media won't tell you this week.
Biden could be criminally prosecuted for the murder of nursing student Lakin Riley.
So I look up Lakin Riley.
She's a 22-year-old American nursing student in Augusta University, and she was jogging out on the university grounds in Athens, Georgia.
Her body was found.
The death was caused by blunt force trauma and asphyxiation.
The suspect is Jose Antonio Abera, 26-year-old Venezuelan, who went to the United States illegally.
Illegally. Gotta get these guys out of here illegally.
I can't do a Trump impersonation.
People say it's so easy, but I can't do it.
I have a...
I never try because other people are so much better at it than me.
Let's try.
The suspect, Jose Antonio, 26-year-old Venezuelan.
I can't do it.
I just can't.
Try that.
Read something.
Sound like Trump.
The suspect.
Was illegal.
An illegal migrant.
It's a 26-year-old Venezuelan.
This is fair.
He needs deported and prosecuted bigly.
Biden brought him.
The worst president ever.
The worst president.
The worst president let him in here.
I can't do his.
Anyway, the suspect, Jose Antonio Barrett, killed this woman, Lincoln Riley, while she was jogging.
But number nine, she says, five U.S. states are now suing.
Pfizer for lying about the safety and efficacy of their COVID vaccine.
Oh, yes.
I do believe the Dutch actually admitted recently that they knew all along about the adverse effects and damages.
There was no...
Pfizer knew.
So remember, when you hear certain things as all these roles are reverting, like we've got a secretary who's basically a bard that tells the tale of the Biden these days.
So when you hear the high priests repeating their mantras, like safe and effective and whatnot, and no one is above the law, all of the nonsense that you just know to be obviously untrue,
that's why I refer to it as mantra, because it's a nonsense statement repeated to empty the mind of the neophyte, which can then be filled with whatever the dogma is to replace it.
Yep, yep, yep.
And Pfizer, the government just gave Pfizer like $200 million to start a new vaccine for the new pandemic they're working on.
Like, they openly just tell us they're doing these things, dude.
And everyone's just like, really?
Really? Give me the shot.
I want the shot.
You know what?
I don't care.
I want the shot.
Give me five shots.
I don't care.
Give me fucking all the boosters too.
Fuck it.
Well, I mean, if I can get...
A Krispy Kreme donut, it's totally worth potentially suffering permanent myocardial infractions and or death, right?
Yeah. We'll give you a free cheeseburger.
Come get a shot.
We'll get a free cheeseburger.
McDonald's fucking rolling that shit out.
I mean, you could die, but the donut is now.
Yeah, dude.
It's like instant gratification.
I want it now, dude.
That donut, maple bars.
Boy, give me a maple bar and I'll do anything.
I sense they kind of overplayed their hand last time, though.
I feel like if everything locked down again and the UN was all telling everyone, hey, you all need to get shots and whatnot, people wouldn't exactly be lining up the next time.
There would be a whole moment where effectively everyone who was so eager last time Won't be so eager now.
Wouldn't be so eager now.
I mean, you always have the 30% of people, you always have the 3 out of 10 that can remain mesmerized under the mass psychosis and whatnot.
You're never going to fully pull those people out, although sometimes they can be temporarily shaken out by some really hard truths being demonstrated, unfortunately, upon them.
But as a whole, those people will never be...
But the trouble is, is they lost that other 40% that they had last time.
That 40% of people who can be swayed, they present things to them, or things are presented to them, and they weigh them on their merits and go, I accept this,
I don't accept this.
Those types of people are going to be very much on the other side of, oh, hell no, you're keeping that away from me.
It's not even going to be, I don't really necessarily trust you, kind of.
It's going to be a no, flat out no, hell no.
The eager acolytes were already eager to sign up, but they don't care about those people because those people will always dive off a cliff.
Those people are no threat to anything.
Let's get on it.
Number eight, terrible, says CNN is facing defamation lawsuit over debate moderator Jake Tapper's false news coverage.
Yeah, we know false news coverage.
Former President Trump says he will threaten Zelensky and Putin into peace talks to end the war.
Yeah, yeah, we know that.
CIA contractors colluded with Biden campaign to discredit the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Yes, the Biden laptop story.
I was looking into...
Classic example of information siloing.
Exactly. So, I mean, I found...
There's actually the HunterBidenLaptop.com, I believe, is a website dedicated to the laptop.
And it has all the photos from his iPhone, from the computer, all these different media messages that were sent to people.
It's crazy.
You see everything there.
There are still people who to this day don't believe it existed.
Yeah, and he gets sentenced.
I don't know if he's sentenced.
Did he get sentenced?
He is a gun charge.
I know he's in court.
Yeah, got hit with the lowest possible one.
He had a lot nastier stuff.
There's a lot in the fucking laptop, dude.
Tons of shit.
Tons of criminal shit.
Like, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad shit.
Like, young children shit.
Yes. Yes, evidence of trafficking and the like.
And why does he have the tattoos of the Finger Lakes on his back?
Everybody, look into the Finger Lakes over, what, New York, I believe?
New Jersey?
Which is known for trafficking human beings, specifically children, through the Finger Lakes area.
Definitely legitimate, non-sinister reasons.
We're doing it for the benefit of humanity.
Yeah, so looking at that and looking at the tattoo on his fucking back is just like, wow, why would you have the tattoo of the Finger Lakes on your back?
That's known for child trafficking.
So moving on.
Number five, FBI turned off cameras ahead of the Mar-a-Lago raid, according to a new filing from special counsel Jack Smith.
Okay. Four, Jamal Bowman was defeated in New York District 63. Former Chattanooga Police Chief Celeste Murphy has been indicted on 17 felony and misdemeanor charges, including illegal voter registration and fraudulent.
I don't know if you've noticed, but there are a number, a number of Biden administration officials who are being convicted of voter fraud.
Putting names of dead people in there, voting for Biden, all sorts of shit, ballot stuffing.
I mean, the really amazing thing is that they ever convinced people that there wasn't voter fraud.
I mean, that they ever convinced people that votes couldn't be hacked.
Literally went from complaining that every vote was stolen to votes can't be hacked.
This is so secure.
They could never be hacked, in fact.
The Dominican, yeah.
In fact, we go back and retroactively...
We canonize all the votes we protested now.
No, wait, actually, all of those were still fake, but votes can't be hacked ever.
That's the cognitive dissonance level, is that you're literally believing two things at the same time.
Yeah, and it's knowing that the program, whatever, the voting machine, Dominion...
They know that there were major flaws in this system and there was fraud happening.
That's been proven.
And the fucked up part is they're going to use that same system this year.
It's like, what are you doing?
Listen to your priests.
Obey the mantra.
Most secure election in history.
Except for the last most secure election in history, of course.
Yeah. There might not even be an election this year because everything is so fucked up.
If they start a war, Biden remains president because of wartime.
And then at that point, he's going to be...
And at this point, they're just admitting that he's not president.
Yeah. He's going to step down.
Kamala Harris will become the interim president because she's VP.
They'll switch her out because she's just dumber than a box of rocks.
And they'll switch her out to someone who will just completely dominate the fucking Democratic.
And take the presidency because it's wartime and then fuck the whole country up more than it's already fucked up, I should say.
Well, I mean, given Biden's popularity in Ukraine, perhaps his inevitable successor will be Vlodomor Zelensky once he gets ousted.
Yeah. Yeah, Zelensky just steps down.
Why not just have the actor demagogue that canceled elections take over here, right?
Comedian. Who dresses like a woman and dances around in bells.
And yeah, let's just make him president.
I mean, it's already fucking Comancho.
What's his name on Idiocracy?
President Comancho?
I was about to say, President Mountain Dew had extremely well-defined abs.
And was clearly in much healthier shape than Biden.
Man, Biden's just mush.
And I mean, honestly, in his mental capacity, he's way above Biden, too, and probably always has been.
So let's not demean Camacho here.
No, Camacho.
Camacho's great, and I love Camacho.
Camacho's brought to us by Mountain Dew.
By Mountain Dew!
Get your electrolytes!
Yeah, I mean, that is what the presidency is becoming.
Completely just fucking paid promotional advertisements with a comedian.
It's just so fucked.
I mean, at this point, the people that run things might as well just go out there and make the speeches themselves.
And just drop the pretense.
Yeah, exactly.
So, number two, terrible.
Tractor Supply is now backtracking on their woke agenda and will no longer sponsor Pride festivals and eliminate all DEI and withdraw from carbon emission goals for major backlash.
Their stocks, jobs, a pretty substantial amount.
Tractor Supply.
Why I care, I don't.
I'm just reading this.
The gay farming industry couldn't support him?
Couldn't do it.
And the last one here, she says, Representative Tim Burchett says Trump should not just take the heads out of the three-letter federal agencies but dismantle them altogether.
And man, out of all of the politicians in Washington, D.C., Tim Burchett is the shit.
I mean, I hate all of them, but I hate him less because he's been more on our side about things than on their side.
I tend to like the people they hate.
Exactly. Because he's basically opposing everything that the majority does.
Because the majority does a lot of violations of human rights all the time.
And he's just like, no, I'm against that.
And so, I mean, I'm on his side.
I don't like him because he's a politician.
I don't trust any politician as much as I can kick him in the balls.
Or boobs, whatever.
A lot of it's where their fortune comes from.
Like, Ron Paul wrote a book and was a successful physician.
He didn't really need to take too many bribes to already be successful.
But most politicians pretty much went from being, well, middle class or just plain old dirt poor to being suddenly inexplicably independently wealthy.
That just demonstrates – yeah, that's a corruption there.
And it's notable that the few that seem the least corrupt, it's not so much that they aren't corruptible.
It's that what they'd be corrupted with, they already have.
Yeah. So they can't be corrupted with it when you already earned it legitimately.
A lot harder for somebody to dangle a million dollars in front of you to get you to do what they want when you're already a millionaire, for example.
Yeah, like Nancy Pelosi.
For instance?
Yeah, well, some people sell out forever, too.
Yeah, because she was worth a million or something before she became, what is she, in Congress?
What is Nancy Pelosi?
Speaker of the House?
What is she?
Yeah, House Speaker, I think.
Oh, wait, no, she's not House Speaker anymore.
No. That's been swapped out several times.
I'm being silly.
Several times.
But she was.
She was a Speaker of the House.
But she was worth barely anything.
And then once that happened, her quote-unquote worth went up.
Like $100 million, dude.
What are you doing?
Where did you get that money, huh?
She was saying she's stock market.
She made some good investments.
Obviously, that's all a bunch of fraud in itself.
Just made some nice, good investments.
Yeah. Once you get all this money...
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's how they reward...
See, the reason they're not prosecuted is because, realistically, that's the way the elites reward their minions.
That launders the money down to them.
That way, they're making it through some separate channel like stock sales rather than just handing over a bunch of shadowy cash.
Well, she just happened to invest in all those companies and made about $30 million between 2007 and 2020 through capital gains and dividends.
Definitely not because...
Yeah, definitely not because of favorable congressional decisions affecting those giant corporations or anything.
Just out of incredible luck and timing, right before they spiked because of a favorable congressional decision.
Yeah, how ironic.
It would be more comic to me if it weren't so screwing us over.
Wow. What else you got?
I got one more here.
Let's see.
We've got the Nashville Manifesto has officially been memory hold forever at this point.
Judge says Nashville school shooters' writings can't be released as victims' families have copyright.
Yes, copyright.
That was the ultimate argument here is we own the writings so they can't be released to the public.
And with what's come out, because at this point, almost, let's see, three, four, five, six, quite a few pages have come out.
But they had a tranche of them that were released by Crowder last year.
And then, or no, not even last year, like a few months ago.
And then several more.
And then now they're deciding to memory hold the rest and not release them.
What's the point?
We already know.
Exactly the motivations.
They were pretty much brainwashed by left-wing craziness to go out and shoot people, and it was kind of terrifying because reading it was basically reading the average Redditor ranting,
except it ends with them committing a mass shooting.
It's pretty darn on the nose.
So that leads me to ask, why stop it at this point?
Why not just bring it out?
So that brings you to the question of, what else do they want to hide from it?
Because at this point, it's obvious that they did it for the scummiest and most awful reasons.
And back at the time, I even said, let's just assume that it's all the horrible stuff we think, that they wanted to go kill Christians, that they...
They hated them.
They hated their privilege, etc., etc.
And that all actually did come in the stuff that was released.
So sure enough, I ended up being totally right and assuming it was all the worst information because they didn't want to release it.
So from here, I have to ask, what's the worst we can assume about the rest of it?
Well, I say Fed involvement.
Yep. Some kind of fed involvement.
There had to be some kind of handler that the shooter came into contact with or was speaking to or was counseling them or was administering psychiatrics to that they don't want to come out as part of this story.
Because I seem to recall part of what did come out was a reference to I almost got caught back in, I think it said 2021, so like a year before it actually happened, or two years.
And everyone always kind of suspected, wait, almost got caught?
Did you run into a Fed of some kind?
Did that Fed provide you with some assistance?
Did they provide you with some suggestions?
Yeah, so at this point, let's just take the same tack that I did with the original because, honestly, at this point, I'm starting to hit a pretty close to 97-98% accuracy rate doing this.
And let's just assume that the parts that aren't coming out, because they never will now anyways, is that they were some kind of federal involvement in this and that this person wasn't simply a mass shooter.
They were groomed.
Yeah, they were.
I was looking into this shit and...
Someone put together a pretty good compilation of the surveillance pictures.
The shooter was Audrey Hale, by the way.
Audrey Elizabeth Hale.
A biological female who identified as a transgender male at the time of the horrific attack.
But this person compiled all these images and it shows that Hale walks into the school with a certain shade of camouflage pants and shoes.
The pants had a belt around the loops.
And later in the police footage, when they actually killed Audrey Hale in a classroom, or I think Audrey Hale committed, I don't know if she committed suicide or if they shot her or what, I'm not sure.
But there was no belt, the pants were different, and the shoes were different.
So what's that about?
So the person is saying this was shot, like the footage was Hollywood-style shot over a period of a couple of days.
It was all orchestrated.
They had the pictures there.
I don't know.
It's something weird like that.
I'm just saying that.
I'm not saying that's what happened.
I'm just saying I read into this and someone put together these things.
But I did find it pretty interesting that she does indeed have different clothes on.
It's weird.
It's weird.
I don't know.
Why would she stop and change clothes?
It doesn't make sense.
No, that doesn't make sense.
See, and when you memory hole things like this, all you're left with is speculation and even greater suspicion than if they were simply transparent and release the stuff and let you go over it yourself.
So, yeah, there's very good reason to be suspicious of the fact that a mass shooter would change clothes in the middle of the commission of the act.
And this is actually a really common thread if you go back and look through mass shootings.
Before the memory hauling and the censorship takes pulled, there's almost always more parties involved when you first get them.
Columbine actually had three shooters.
Well, not two shooters, but three involved people.
There was two shooters, and supposedly there was another kid going around placing explosives that they just disappeared afterwards.
And San Bernardino shooting.
Supposedly, you know, a shooter there.
But people initially were reporting three and in military fatigues and whatnot.
So in actuality, mass shootings and people reporting extra parties and potentially there being extra parties even without people reporting it is really not very uncommon in these super convenient incidents.
It's like excessively common.
There's always like another shooter.
Like in Sandy Hook, there was another person running through the woods who they said was just some person that wanted to get close to it and see what was happening.
But I don't know.
Yeah. And the reporting always fades on that extra person.
We never find out what happens to the trio in San Bernardino.
We never find out really what happened to the third kid.
Supposedly it was like the mayor's kid or something is what someone said.
Never really get a follow-up on any of these stories.
Never, dude.
That person just kind of fades into the ether.
During the Boston bombing, there were initially two people that were misidentified.
And it made people start to question if the people that they, quote, caught weren't the real ones because other people were reporting entirely different.
And it makes you wonder, you know, did they just run these ops with multiples of people?
Yeah. Well, in the videos of the Boston bombing, there are groups of feds.
They have the patch on their arm.
I forget exactly what it is.
I think it's the skull.
It's the skull.
So these guys are like mercenary, government official mercenary type people.
It's like a group of five of them, and they're all not cell phones, and they're like walking around.
They have the same backpacks as the alleged bombers, the two brothers.
Yeah, I think the speculation was that they worked back then for, was that people suspected them of working for Kraft National, I think it was called.
Oh yes, yes, that's Kraft National, that's what it is.
Also, the Aurora theater shooting, who the hell was that?
James Holmes, I believe?
James Holmes at the theater, he shot a bunch of people, but there was talk of another person that ran away, like, through the exit, or was standing at the exit with him or something, and they ran, they propped the door open or something for him.
I don't know, something crazy like that.
And then the Oklahoma City bombing, there was talk about another person involved in that thing, and obviously the FBI was highly involved, the ATF was involved in that.
The Nevada shooting.
The guy who gets away?
Always the Fed.
Always. Steven Paddock, the Las Vegas shooting in 2017.
There's a lot of weird shit in that one, man.
How many FBI agents?
They were having a convention in that hotel that same time when he was there.
That was the craziest one.
He had so many weapons, so much ammo.
There were witnesses seeing different areas of gunfire.
Not just out of one window, but different windows at the same time.
Some of the speculation was actually that it was an LMG and not a rifle, which except under certain classifications, you wouldn't be able to get under any level of firearms licensing.
You would have to achieve really high certification to buy something like that.
And I'm not entirely sure how easy it would be to get at the end.
It just mads me because I know all about the Operation Gladio and CIA and they do all these things, man.
They create these issues.
They do these.
They run them.
They orchestrate them.
They do them.
The government kills people and most people are just clueless to it.
They're like, no, they're good.
We need these agencies.
We need them.
No, dude, they are against you.
They are your enemy.
They are not your friends, dude.
The overall sentiments definitely shifted, though.
See, people on the surface still think they're expected to say we believe in X and we believe in Y, but they don't believe with their actions.
But you can tell from the way people respond to stuff that they don't actually trust them the way they say they do.
And so there's a certain level of denial going on there where a lot of people say, like, we still need these agencies and whatnot, but they really know that they're rotten to the core and whatnot.
And they understand that, but they still...
They still perceive that the societal norm is that they're supposed to believe these things.
So even though they don't believe with their actions, think about it.
If an FAI agent came to these people who say, we need these agencies' door and said, I want to ask a few questions, they'd be like, I don't know anything about it and I need a lawyer to close the door.
Every last one of them.
None of them would just sit there willingly cooperating with them because none of them earnestly believe that they're there to help them, no matter what they say.
Yeah. No, it's a dangerous, dangerous world.
Dangerous world.
Now, okay, we ran out of fucking time here.
Anyway, we gotta get going.
I did email James Fetzer, Jim Fetzer, and I am going to be interviewing him very soon.
That is to come.
He said, yes, let's fucking talk.
So we're gonna have Jim Fetzer on the show, which is fucking amazing.
That's gonna be a crazy conversation, dude.
Yeah, it's gonna be fucking amazing.
So, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in to the Paranautica Podcast.
I am Coop, and with me is Cricket.
So, Cricket.
Yep, just remember, always distrust the government.
Always distrust the government.
That is the one thing I always live by.
Ladies and gentlemen, thanks.
We'll see you again.
Don't trust the fucking government.
Cricket knows what's up.
Good night.
Good luck.
Take care of yourselves and take care of one another.
