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He posts on X Twitter all his pictures of him, you know, jumping around while they're yelling at him.
You know, it's overlaid, of course.
From the same era, the same genre, I got this...
Not as good as that.
That was great, by the way.
Thank you.
The Ranting Dems.
Play this clip.
There's a Ranting Dems about USAID. A lot of these are floating around.
This is just a segment of what could be an hour.
Oh, yeah.
We will not shut up!
We will stand up!
We will speak!
Before we play it, what I love so much about this is there was pretty much nobody there.
There was more news media than crowd.
Later on in the evening, there was a little bit more.
And moveon.org was sending out stuff, and I was looking on the Blue Cry.
By the way, what a mistake.
I clicked on a link.
Someone sent me.
It was for a Blue Cry link.
Oh, my Lord.
everything there is just and it was like we didn't elect Elon And this is before this very, very sad demonstration by the Democrat Party mainly.
We will not shut up!
We will stand up!
We will speak up!
We will rise up!
What's dangerous is that people who work for USAID are wearing masks to protect themselves from must.
This is a dictatorship in the making.
We're not going to have apartheid in America anymore!
Elon Musk has not been elected to anything!
And who the hell does Musk think he is?
He has absolutely no right in shutting down USAID. We cannot allow that.
We've got to take to the streets.
First and foremost, f*** Elon Musk!
But my kickbacks, my kickbacks, even CNN. CNN was laughing at them.
This was surprising to me.
Even though it has that Scott guy or whatever who's on the panel, it's pretty much all Democrat operatives at the table.
And here it is.
Democrats agree that Musk is a problem, but listen to them today.
And they have a piñata in search of a stick.
To our Republican colleagues, if you do not...
Let's see the light.
We will bring the fire.
Resist!
We are going to be in your face.
We are going to be on your asses.
We have days to stop the destruction of our democracy.
We have work to do.
Tell Elon Musk to take his hands off your money.
We don't pledge allegiance to the creepy 22-year-olds working for Elon Musk.
We pledge allegiance to the United States of America.
And goddamn it, shut down the...
We will win.
We will win.
We won't rest.
We won't rest.
No, we won't.
The Democrats need a real leader.
They need a real leader, which currently does not exist in the Democratic Party.
And they have been caught completely flat-footed.
With the entire Trump presidency for the last two weeks, and Elon Musk.
I said on CNN months ago that Elon Musk would be the most influential advisor to President Trump, and that is proving to be true, whether you like it or not.
But Democrats should have had a plan for this.
They knew it was coming.
We say this every single night.
Project 2025. We knew it.
We knew it.
Trump has said all of these things were going to happen.
We saw him align with Elon Musk, which may go down as the smartest thing that any presidential candidate has ever done, from the young vote to tech to a million other things.
So Democrats needed to have a plan, and it may be too late.
Yeah, Bakari, are you fired up?
I'm fired up and ready to go.
Can't you see it in my face?
So when CNN's laughing at you, you've really missed the mark.
You know, the funny thing is, I got a note from one of our producers saying, I'm glad you were wrong about Doge.
What?
Yeah, because if you recall me...
I was saying, well, you know, when at first the whole idea came about, I said, yeah, this is a lot of talk and action.
I went and I discussed about this, the Hoover Commission, and they've been trying to reform the, you know, take...
Push back on some of these reforms forever.
The Department of Education, they've been promising to get rid of that since Reagan.
Because you have to remember that Carter's the one that put it in.
By the way, it was Kennedy who put in USAID. Yeah, we'll get to that.
We're going to get to USAID. I got a lot of USAID stuff too.
I know you do.
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
So I was skeptical saying, well, you know, I've heard this a lot of talk.
I've seen it over the years.
You know, I'm an old fart.
And I've seen all this stuff.
And the guy says, you know, I'm glad you were wrong.
And I said, I am too.
And I realized this is what happened to the Democrats also, because they had to be in the same boat thinking, ah, big talkers, they all doge, okay, whatever, already Vivek already quit, and so nothing's going to happen.
Who knew this was going to fall apart like it did?
Not doge, but the USAID and God knows what else is next.
So that's what I'm talking about.
And I think you do have to admit at this point that we are indeed in the season of reveal!
There's stuff being revealed that even I wasn't aware of.
The Politico thing is amazing.
I've got clips on that too.
I'll lead you in.
First, let me just do the best line Outside USAID with the Democrat Party was Ayanna Pressley.
I think she had a really good line.
We will see you in the courts, in Congress, in the streets.
Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby.
A Nazi nepo baby.
I don't even know where she gets the nepo part from.
But that was a good line.
I don't get the nepo.
What was she talking about, though?
Nepotism is what that refers to, I'm guessing.
Yeah, a nepo baby is typically used in show business, you know, for the kids.
Yeah, for somebody whose kid becomes an actor and you're an actor.
Yeah, exactly.
But what, Elon Musk's dad was a rocket scientist?
What's she talking about?
I don't know, but it was still good.
And in the Netherlands, the Tesla showroom was vandalized with Nazi imagery, so it's starting.
It's starting.
They're striking out against Elon.
I'm going to lead you into USAID. Wait a minute.
What?
Yeah, I know.
What has the Netherlands got to do with the price of bread?
Look, they have a Tesla showroom.
Elon's a Nazi.
The Dutch want their bikes back.
So get out of here.
I mean, it makes no sense.
This is just vandalism for vandalism's sake.
It's not like it's bothering them.
They've got their own problems.
That's probably what it is.
We're so frustrated that our country's going down the tubes, we're going to call out Elon.
I don't know.
I'm going to take you into USAID with a nice little transitionary clip from your man, Capehart.
You always say it to my buddies.
Your man, Capehart.
You're the guy who brought Capehart to everyone's attention.
He has...
I mean, he is...
And the line is your buddy.
Yeah, your buddy.
He's gone flamboyant on everybody.
President Trump's aggressive efforts to undermine federal agencies with the help of Elon Musk.
His latest victim is the U.S. Agency for International Development, or USAID, a government agency that provides development and humanitarian assistance to countries around the world.
Last night, the administration removed two of the agency's top security officials after they refused to allow four representatives from Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency.
They call it doge.
I call it dodgy.
I call it dodgy.
To access its offices, classified personnel files, and security systems that were reportedly beyond their own security levels.
In addition, most of the staff at the agency's Legislative and Public Affairs Bureau was placed on administrative leave Saturday night.
This afternoon, Musk referred to USAID as a, quote, Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Loyalists!
Loyalists!
Loyalists, because he's a Nazi dictator.
Loyalists.
Okay, just briefly on USAID, and then I want you to start with you.
I got a couple too, but I want you to start.
We have been talking...
This is bad for the show.
We have been moaning about USAID, how they've been starting color revolutions, disrupting countries around the world, what a secretive organization it is with a whole bunch of douchebags in it for the entire length of this show.
And now they're going to get rid of it?
This is a problem.
It's bad for the show.
Well, I never thought about it that way.
We had, in fact, the guy that used to listen to the show, used to be a friend of the show, the economic hitman.
Yes, he went off the radar.
I don't know what happened.
Overboard.
He didn't like us.
Well, he went to USAID. And after we started moaning about USAID, he stopped emailing us.
No, we were moaning about USAID probably for a decade or longer.
Yeah, but then he went to work for them.
He's like, hey.
Well, I think what happened, he also ran into at least a part-time girlfriend was this Russian spook for the State Department.
Yeah, State Department spook.
She told him not to listen to this show.
This happens once in a while.
Just as a point of order, USAID, It was started by executive order by President Kennedy.
Congress then created the Foreign Assistance Act, which made money available.
Not that Congress in that act did not specify where it's going, but saying, oh, here's this money.
And the president is the one who has the authority to say where the money's going, and at the time, in the executive order, on a permanent basis, President Kennedy delegated that authority to the Secretary of State.
And that's why there's always been this spooky connection between CIA, of course, we know, embassies in foreign countries, which are run by the State Department, are the safe house for intelligence assets.
And, you know, kind of their front of house is USAID, run by Samantha Powers most recently.
You know, Victoria Newland is the ambassador or whatever, or was the ambassador to USAID. So this is all the wrong people.
All of them.
Yes, Samantha Power married to Cass Sunstein.
Is it Sustine or Sunstein?
I think it's Sunstein.
Well, whatever.
I thought it was Sustine.
Sunstein, Sunstein.
One of the targets of...
Marxist, a Marxist.
Yeah, Marxist and one of the early targets of Glenn Beck.
Yes.
Along with Soros.
And Beck seems to have backed off on his old thesis.
When he was working for Fox, he would always have a bunch of arrows.
The blackboard, the blackboard.
The blackboard with arrows going every which way and always pointing to one of two people, Cass Sunstein or...
Or Soros.
Or Soros.
Usually Soros at the end, I would say.
Yeah, Soros was usually the big boy.
Yeah, the big boy.
It was pretty funny.
Yeah.
But she was the ambassador to the UN. She's a sad sack looking redhead that just, you know, Irish.
She's not even born here.
She was born in London, I think.
You know, she just posted on X that she got fired.
Do you want to hear it?
I'd love to hear it.
I have not seen it.
Well, you can imagine when you suddenly in your inbox find a termination notice or a leave of absence notice that you didn't expect to get.
On a flawed predicate that you're doing radical leftist insubordination, it's pretty jarring.
And because there's so many lies and falsehoods circulating and so many claims that people are sort of not with the program, I think people are just completely dislocated.
There's no stable ground on which to walk.
And then, of course, most of them have been laid off, so they're worried about how they're going to pay the bills and how they're going to make rent.
But maybe the part that is the most striking and for me inspiring, if not surprising, having worked there for four years, is that the people who work at USAID did not come to work at USAID for the money.
The civil servants, the foreign servants, the contractors.
The parties.
They came to USAID because they wanted to make a difference in the world, because they saw America's interests as tied up with the interests of people, vulnerable people around the world.
And so even as they're struggling to figure out how to make rent, all of a sudden, they're most struggling with the fear that so many millions of people who relied on us as a country, on USAID as an agency, but on them as individuals, that those individuals out but on them as individuals, that those individuals out in the world have no place to turn.
And indeed, they're showing up and finding health clinics shuttered and soup kitchens closed and advisors who are helping governments renegotiate debt with China.
Those advisors, you know, now taken off the books.
So just the wreckage in the world is what the USAID staff that I'm in touch with are carrying with them.
That's what's keeping them up at night as much as the question of, you know, What am I going to do tomorrow?
And, you know, how do I take care of my family?
Yeah, projection much?
It's like, how am I going to get it?
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do tomorrow?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
So, okay.
Really, the most surprising thing, and then I want you to play your clips, the most surprising thing really was Politico, because that was supposed to have gone out the door with the church commission.
There was not supposed to be funding.
Of news organizations from government money, except for our public broadcasters, PBS and the National Treasure, NPR. But what an interesting gambit to have a thousand subscriptions to Politico.
And now I'm thinking, maybe we'll uncover some book purchases that were done.
You know, to get some people up into the top of the New York Times.
That's also obvious.
Oh, yeah, let's give Michelle Obama half a million dollars to, or half, what am I thinking?
Millions of dollars to do a book nobody reads.
Well, not just that.
Let's give her a Netflix conflict.
I think the Netflix deals are the ones that are the more extreme.
No, but I mean, the state of USAID actually buying up books.
Yeah.
When they start digging into this, it's going to go beyond USAID, too, because as my clips, I'll have the USAID clips, and I've got to play a couple others right after them, which indicate that the Pentagon and elsewhere is all part of this.
Well, save some room for my USAID clips.
Why don't you play yours first?
I'd say mine are highly entertaining.
Let's start with these.
Now, this is actually Jesse Waters, okay?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, right, look.
So Jesse Waters on Monday did a takedown.
This is why it's hilarious, because Jesse Waters is smug, and he likes doing this kind of bit.
So I said, oh, this is good.
I'm going to get this for the show.
And then Tuesday comes along.
He does another takedown, which is better.
I said, well, screw the Monday stuff.
I'm going to do this.
So yesterday, he does another one.
And I'm like, oh, brother.
So I used this.
And I realized, editing his stuff, and you'll probably catch a few of them.
You know, he's got the best writers.
At Fox, I believe, because he's got the best time slot.
So they put the best guys there.
And, of course, they don't do credit rolls, so we have no idea who these writers are, and they don't get credited as typical at Fox.
Fox, in particular, just tries to hide the writers.
And I realize that, you know, you really have to take Jesse Waters' stuff and chop it up a lot, because...
He does little asides and what he thinks is funny.
He's not really funny.
He's just got that stupid look on his face.
He's got that Bugs Bunny look and so he looks kind of amusing.
So you cut all that stuff out and the presentation becomes pretty good.
I'm just saying that in advance because I don't want to hear you say, I heard a cut!
You're dog-eared about dogs.
You never hear mine.
All right.
It's okay.
So I will not complain about your cuts.
It's probably...
They're pretty good.
Here's USAID 1. This is the intro.
This is going to be four cuts from Jesse Waters.
Democrats were already losing their minds after Musk froze their foreign aid slush fund.
Elon's the first government employee Democrats have ever won a fire.
And he's not even taking a salary.
We're $36 trillion in debt and a few pennies got doged and the Democrats are grabbing bullhorns like Bush after 9-11.
Doge froze a $40 billion deep state super PAC and put 10,000 bureaucrats on paid leave.
And it happened so fast, one worker had to be rehired to process people's final timesheets.
All the expensive artwork hanging in the agency headquarters has been taken down and sold at auction.
The website's down.
And there's no more Bert and Ernie in Baghdad.
I would just say a strong message to Democrats who are out there pretending to be outraged about the long list of crap that this administration is cutting, federal waste and funding, like $2 million for sex changes in Guatemala, $6 million to fund tourism in Egypt, $20 million on a new Sesame Street show in Iraq, $4.5 million to combat disinformation in Kazakhstan.
I could go on and on, and I'm happy to provide this list to every single one of you.
Democrats are outraged that the American people want to be, they want their taxpayers going to good uses, not stuff like this.
We've literally devolved into a meme war.
This is so interesting.
And Leavitt, Leavitt, Leavitt, what's their, is it Leavitt?
Leavitt, Leavitt, Leavitt, Leavitt the Beaver, I had no idea.
I'll tell you this, I love this woman.
She is, like, young, and she doesn't use a binder.
No, she's got it all in her noggin.
She's got it in her nowhere.
And she doesn't put up with any guff.
She's the perfect foil for Trump.
I think she adds lib stuff.
She says stuff that I'm sure that if it was a male press guy, that Trump would chew him out.
Trump's, I think, a little more liberal with women.
He treats them slightly differently.
And he lets her do her thing.
She's good, because these are all minor numbers in the grand scheme of things, but this is exactly the stuff that highly intelligent people, did you hear about that?
Two million for six change operations in Guatemala!
You know, it's like, that is the smallest of the grievances here.
Yeah, well, we get a few more here, because Jesse brings a few into the picture that many of, like, the art stuff, I haven't heard of, and here we go, it's clip two.
Well, we can add some more to the list.
$43 million on a gas station in Afghanistan that had no customers.
Still less, though, than what Biden paid for a charging station here.
$1.5 million to promote gays, lesbians, and trans in Jamaica.
$4 million for trans Serbians.
$5.5 million for gay rights in Uganda.
Over $6 million for men who have sex with men in South Africa.
That's just how it was described.
$17 million to promote inclusion in Vietnam.
Just probably another way of saying it went to trans.
We carpet-bonded them, and then we paid them to cross-dress.
$25 million to promote green transportation in Georgia, not the state, the country.
And it's not like we took the money and bought them electric cars.
We just paid a shady agency to put up a billboard that says, buy electric cars.
A million for Arab and Jewish photographers.
Are you Jewish?
Are you Arab?
Do you have cameras?
Here's a check.
$8 million to teach Sri Lankan journalists how to avoid binary gendered language.
Translation, we spent $8 million so that a reporter in Sri Lanka doesn't write he or she.
Well, at least nobody died, right?
Wrong.
$122 million of the USAID money was given to terrorists.
The Taliban is taxpayer-funded.
So is the Wuhan lab.
lab so we're on a roll the people spending the money can't even tell you why they're spending the money usaid awarded two million dollars to strengthen trans-led organizations to deliver gender-affirming health care in guatemala so to each of you this morning does this advance the interest of american citizens paying for trannies in guatemala to the tune of two million dollars yes or no governor i have no position Of course you don't.
This is...
Clearly, all these NGOs and non-profits, they just took money.
They just took money.
This has always been the pipeline that we've always identified as the problem.
Non-profits and non-governmental organizations all around the world who are taking this money and doing nefarious...
Our money, our taxpayer money.
Yes.
And also our taxpayer money's debt.
Yes, yes.
Our printed money.
And just...
Taking it for themselves.
If you dig deep, this is where you see cousins and aunts and uncles.
Just a 46 second from President Trump, just to interject in between these clips, if you don't mind?
Yes.
Look at all the fraud that he's found in this USAID. It's a disaster, what the people, radical left lunatics, they have things that nobody would have even believed.
The whole thing with...
$100 million spent on you-know-what with money going to all sorts of groups that shouldn't deserve to get any money with the money.
I'd like to see what the kickbacks are.
How much money has been kicked back?
Who would spend that kind of money to some of the things that you read about and I read about and I see every night on the news and every morning when I read the papers?
Who would spend money for that?
I would say this.
The people that got all that money, are they kicking it back to the people that...
Gave it from government.
To me, very, very corrupt.
Yeah, I think that puts some people on notice.
Yeah.
It is kind of an exciting time.
It's hilarious.
It is the season of reveal, John.
Come on.
You're going to have to admit it sooner or later.
You're never going to admit it.
Alright, we'll go to USAID bit 3?
Is that where we're at?
Yeah, bit 3. Despite the blatant waste and corruption, there's a sinister side to all of the gay, lesbian, and trans money we're funneling into other countries.
It's subversive.
It undermines their traditional culture, their religions, and their governing authority.
It divides these countries, it distracts them, and makes it easier for our government to exploit them.
David Axelrod told Democrats who are defending this stuff, you're walking into a trap.
Rahm Emanuel says you don't have to fight every fight.
Wasteful spending isn't the hill I'm going to die on.
But trans operas in Colombia are the hill Democrats have chosen to die on.
Are they getting kickbacks?
We're about to find out.
Democrats have been sending your tax dollars to the World Economic Forum so they can tell us to eat bugs.
The George Soros Prosecutor Fund got $26 million of your money to what?
Open jails?
USAID brags about overthrowing governments.
They bragged about supporting military coups and color revolutions in the Middle East, Asia, and Ukraine.
And we just found out the Biden administration was paying the press.
During the last four years, Politico received $26 million from the federal government.
$8 million just last year.
The Biden administration was paying a D.C. insider publication that happened to never report anything bad about the Biden administration.
The whole thing is a racket.
This was a bailout.
Biden's government didn't need this.
It's a payoff product.
Because when they started paying Politico...
They tanked the laptop.
They covered up Biden's nap times.
The USAID chief, Samantha Power, Politico wrote a puff piece about her, called her a celebrity.
Have you ever heard of celebrity Samantha Power?
I'm a little disappointed at ourselves.
We have so often discussed Politico.
And I kept saying, who owns them?
And then you'd always come back, no, no, they're their own thing.
They stand by themselves.
And now we could have figured this one out because, of course, basically a blog with too many people working there could never be so self-sustainable.
We should have sniffed that one.
We should have, and I think Axiom falls into that category of too many...
Axios.
Axios.
Axiom's another operation.
It's different.
Yeah.
Axios falls into that same category with too many people and who's really behind it.
I mean, other operations like the Atlantic, for example, you do have.
Well, we know where that money is from.
Powell Jobs.
Powell Jobs, whatever she wants to call herself.
So you got money there.
So even though that could be a slush fund, too, at least it has a cover.
There's no cover for these other operations.
There's no cover.
Billionaire that looks, you know, there's no Reed Hastings in front of the whole thing.
Right.
So, yes, yeah, we probably...
I'm reading, I'm reading that a lot of money went into, got slushed somehow into Hollywood, Hollywood productions.
Now, that's kind of being countered by saying, oh, you know, they paid people millions of dollars to go visit Zelensky.
Maybe, I don't know.
Well, actually...
I think, yes.
Ben Stiller says no.
He says no.
Well, Ben Stiller probably paid for it himself.
He's probably dumb.
Well, I got a clip on this.
Well, let's do a last Jesse.
Let's play the last one, then I have a clip about Ben Stiller.
Okay, good.
So, upon coming out here to the briefing room, I was made aware of the funding from USAID to media outlets, including Politico, who I know has a seat in this room.
And I can confirm that the more than $8 million taxpayer dollars that have gone to essentially subsidizing subscriptions to Politico, the American taxpayer's dime will no longer be happening.
The Doge team is working on canceling those payments now.
How critical is government funding to Politico's bottom line?
Not sure.
But on the day of the freeze, they couldn't make payroll for a couple hours.
It's not just Politico.
The New York Times got millions.
BBC got money.
PolitiFact was funded by the Biden administration.
Biden was censoring you and funding independent fact checkers to call you a liar.
The left somehow looks like one big astroturfed money laundering shell game.
Well, okay, that's a little disingenuous, Jesse Waters.
The USAID has been there through many different political powers running the country.
So it's not just the Biden administration.
It's not just, you know, the left and the Dems.
It's the fundamental problem in government.
And this government's everywhere, except for some reason, this president is pulling it apart.
You got nothing to lose.
It's very interesting.
Where's the...
So, this is a clip from...
One more clip after this.
This is the USAID. This is from E! E! Entertainment News, the E! E! E! They still around?
E! E's still around?
Yeah, they're still around, and here's their report.
USAID sponsored American celebrity visits to Ukraine after Russia's full-scale invasion began.
Angelina Jolie, $20 million.
Sean Penn, $5 million.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, $1.5 million.
Orlando Bloom, $8 million.
Ben Stiller, $4 million.
This was done to increase Zelensky's popularity among foreign audiences, particularly in the United States.
The involvement of celebrities made it easier to coordinate funding programs for Ukraine during the conflict.
I'd like to see some paperwork on that.
Angelina Jolie, $20 million, really?
I'd like to see the paperwork on that.
Is there a big check?
Like one of those publisher clearinghouses?
Yeah, a big giant check.
Here, Angie, there you go.
It's an accusation that they're going to have to deal with.
Now, the last clip I have just shows that this is not...
I mean, USAID is the target right now.
But then I ran into this crazy clip from Alex Jones.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
On Reuters.
And this is some Pentagon...
Some stuff that was brought up from some Pentagon research.
And I think the Pentagon's...
Unless something stops and they manage to stop Musk, who's gone on a rampage with a bunch of kids.
He's hired a bunch of young...
This was...
So, I saw the executive editor of Wired...
Doing interviews everywhere?
Because it was the outstanding reporting from Wired.
Extending reporting from Wired.
They did really good work.
Wired magazine did outstanding reporting.
And they're the ones like, well, these are 19 to 26-year-old kids.
What are they doing?
Who else?
Who do you think is programming your life?
Who do you think?
Well, besides anonymous.
Who has the energy?
Besides anonymous Indians.
And I also, I'm quite sure that this is a team that Musk is the...
The spokeshole for.
I don't think he's in there rousting around.
No, I agree.
If he was, he'd have the kitchen sink and he'd do an ex-post and we'd see that.
I've said it a million times.
A million?
A million?
I said it at least twice.
Yes, that's more like it.
Which is slightly different than a million, I suppose, if you're going to be picky.
Well, I learned it from the best.
I would say that, you know, Musk knows how to pick people.
He has a knack for getting people.
You know, there's a funny thing about this, an old story about Microsoft, when Gates was building the company out.
And he was kind of, at the time, now he's off the rails, but back in the day, he would always, this was a known Microsoft story when he was staffing in Redmond.
You'd come in from some other company and he said he would always insist that if you're going to come to work for Microsoft, you have to be willing to take whatever money you were making over at Oracle or whatever company you were working for before, you had to take a cut in pay.
Because it was important that you took a cut in pay to show that you really wanted to work for Microsoft.
That you wanted to be there.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, and that was always one of those...
That story, everybody knows that story.
So here we go with Alex Jones, and this is like, of course, Alex Jones dramatizes great, but here we go.
Reuters, for active social engineering defense, ASED, and large-scale social deception, LSD, that's how, in the grants, at usspending.gov, Department of Defense, Thomson Reuters Special Services, that's M- I-6.
You can look it up.
Active social engineering defense, large-scale social deception.
Uh-huh.
Zoom in on that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Just look.
Of course they want to keep it secret that the Pentagon's paying Reuters to...
What's the exact term?
Might as read this for the next four hours over and over again.
Active social engineering defense, A-S-E-D, and large-scale social deception.
LSD. Boy, that sounds like what good people do.
And there it is on the DARPA website where they tell you about active social engineering defense.
But see, they didn't tell you what they do lied to you.
And it's the Pentagon going, we want to help deceive the public, Reuters.
Help lie.
Run our deception engineering operation.
I mean, God, you know, here's the bad guys who don't call themselves the bad guys.
You know, that's like little kid shows like the Decepticons.
The Pentagon's like, we're the Decepticons!
Lie to the American people!
Look, I'm wearing a red cape and horn!
Well, we've talked about this, about DARPA working on social networks and understanding how to engineer outcomes through the law of large numbers and how large networks operate in general.
Was it NSA or CIA? I think it was military.
Who recruited to be the ghost in the machine?
Remember that creepy ad?
Be the ghost in the machine.
It was NSA. Be the ghost in the machine.
And if you said something, really said something a million times, it's that when the internet came into play, it made everything much easier for government to psyop us and to control our thinking.
And I don't care if it's run by Elon Musk or not.
X is a perfect place for that.
But the one that's really good is Blue Cry.
I mean, whoa.
I mean, what's going on there is amazing.
I have to, you know, I have relented.
From looking at the Blue Cry feeds during this last week or so.
I'm going to have to go.
It's got to be distressing because these people are insane over there.
And I log in.
Now, I haven't looked at Blue Cry in weeks.
I log in.
I see I have 20 messages.
And there's people going, people who listen to our show.
You said that!
How about this?
I'm like, wow!
And that's what they sound like, too.
Yes, I logged right out.
I'm like, I don't want to read this.
And Scott Galloway, he posts 15 times an hour.
This is no good.
Anyway, on USAID... But before we continue with any more discussion, I do want to say, these clips, including the Jones clip, This is an amazing indictment of mainstream media as being completely and totally corrupt and I would say useless to the general public unless you just want to be led around by the nose.
Yeah.
By somebody that's leading you around the nose for some nefarious reason, I'd say, just in general.
This is not good.
Here's a short clip of Elon talking on Spaces.
With his impression.
So he's doing his job.
He's doing his job perfectly.
He's getting out there.
He's doing the talking where he needs to do the talking.
I don't think he was doing this from inside the USAID building or sleeping in the bed next to the Oval Office or whatever is out there.
But he kind of summed it up with something that sounded very Trumpy.
As we dug into USAID, it became apparent that what we have here is not an apple with a worm in it.
But we have actually just a ball of worms.
And so at the point at which you don't merely...
If you've got an apple that's got a worm, you can take the worm out.
But if you've got actually just a ball of worms, it's hopeless.
And USID is a ball of worms.
There is no apple.
And when there is no apple, you've just got to basically get rid of the whole thing.
That is why it's got to go.
You know?
It's beyond repair.
So, okay.
Now, here's two serious clips, because, you know, we can stomp on people all day long.
Marco Rubio, our Secretary of State, who I'm liking more and more, I have to say.
I am, too.
I'm liking him more and more.
He's really, you know, one of those things where he found himself, it seems to me.
Yes.
Well, part of it is...
Go ahead.
Because everybody on both sides of the aisle always assumed that, because of Marco's, little Marco, when he was little Marco, and he did the small hands joke and he was going after Trump and he was running against him, they all assumed that he was pretty much like them, that he was an old Republican.
Yeah.
Old-fashioned Republican.
He's not turning out to be that way.
He's turning out to be a radical, Trumpist-type Republican, and he handles it so beautifully.
It's a phenomenon.
Yes.
And, of course, he's still not to be trusted.
Can't trust anybody.
I agree.
He did an interview I think this was Fox and they asked him because now he's the acting director of USAID and he had a very clear concise overview of What's going on and how it's corrupt and rotten and here it is.
So you're now the head of USAID. The head of Doge, Elon Musk, called USAID a criminal organization and added that it is time for it to die.
Do you agree with that?
Let me walk you through the history of this agency.
He knows the history.
I like this.
I've dealt with it for 14 years in the United States Senate.
It was created as a way of doing humanitarian assistance in the world, separate from the State Department at the time.
But it said you have to take policy direction from the Secretary of State, the National Security Council, the White House, and all elements of government.
They have basically evolved into an agency that believes that they're not even a U.S. government agency, that they are out, they are a global charity, that they take the taxpayer money and they spend it as a global charity, irrespective of whether it is in the national interest or not.
By the way, one of the few people these days who uses the word correctly, instead of saying irregardless, he says irrespective, irrespective.
He gets a point, gets a point for that.
Irrespective of whether it is in the national interest or not in the national interest, one of the most common complaints you will get if you go to embassies around the world from State Department officials and ambassadors and the like is USAID is not only not cooperative, they undermine the work that we're doing in that country.
They are supporting programs that upset the host government for whom we're trying to work with on a broader scale and so forth.
So they're completely unresponsive.
They just don't consider that they work for the U.S. They just think they're a global entity and that their master is the globe and not the United States.
And that's not what the statute says, and that's not sustainable.
The President put a pause on all foreign aid.
We found a lot of cooperation in the State Department, and we have issued dozens and dozens of waivers.
As we go through all the foreign aid programs in the Department of State, the ones that make sense, we issue a waiver, they go back on.
We've already done it for dozens of programs.
So, okay, so that makes total sense.
You know, oh, there's someone starving.
Okay, we'll help those people out.
But then he gets a little tricky because we know the State Department is really the huge monster.
And here's, oh, the State Department's great.
They're great.
Remember, Marco Rubio has been on the Intelligence Committee for a long time, so I think he's protecting his turf here.
So we're going through it at the State Department, the State Department portion of foreign aid.
We find cooperation.
State Department people have been great, and we're issuing waivers, and we're getting input, and it's working.
We go to USAID, which is a big chunk of foreign aid, $40 billion or so.
They're completely uncooperative.
They won't tell you what the programs are.
They refuse to answer questions.
They try to push through payments.
Even after the executive order, they were still trying to push money through the system.
Can it be reformed or does it need to die?
Well, that was always the goal was to reform it.
But now we have rank insubordination.
Now we have basically an active effort.
Their basic attitude is we don't work for anyone.
We work for ourselves.
No agency of government can tell us what to do.
So the president made me the acting administrator.
I've delegated that power to some.
Someone who's there full-time.
And we're going to go through the same process at USAID as we're going through now at the State Department.
I think there are some...
This is not about getting rid of foreign aid.
There are things that we do through USAID that we should continue to do.
That makes sense.
And we'll have to decide, is that better through the State Department or is that better through something, you know, a reformed USAID? That's the process we're working through.
There are things that are happening at USAID that we should not be involved in funding or that we have a lot of questions about.
But they're completely uncooperative.
So we had no choice but to take dramatic steps to bring this thing under control.
So we'll see.
State Department seems pretty safe, and there's a lot of nonsense going on there.
It's heavily intertwined with the Central Intelligence Agency.
When it comes to media corruption, though, Michael Schellenberger pops up.
I'm not really a super fan of Michael Schellenberger, but he...
I dug in and he found some USAID financing that really helped kickstart the...
The House of Representatives impeached President Donald Trump in December 2019 after a White House whistleblower went public with evidence that Trump had abused his powers by withholding military aid to Ukraine in order to dig up dirt on his rival Joe Biden.
In the complaint, the whistleblower claimed to have heard from White House staff that Trump had on a phone call directed Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky That's
That's so good.
Or the OCCRP, which appears to have effectively operated as an arm of the United States Agency for International Development, USAID, which President Trump has just shut down.
The CIA whistleblower complaint cited a long report by OCCRP four times.
The OCCRP report alleged that two Soviet-born Florida businessmen were key hidden actors behind a plan by Trump to investigate the Bidens.
Do you remember those two guys?
I remember those two, like Boris and Natasha standing next to Trump at some function.
They took a picture with him and then all of a sudden, oh, they were key.
Those two businessmen connected Giuliani to two former Ukrainian prosecutors, according to OCCRP.
The OCCRP story was crucial to the House Democrats impeachment claim, which is that Trump dispatched Giuliani as part of a coordinated effort to pressure a foreign country to interfere.
in the 2020 president's Yeah, he goes on and on and on about this.
Yes, it was a good clip.
I saw him do this.
Yeah, I'm glad you got that.
He's kind of dry.
He doesn't have much pizzazz.
So USAID spent through political, non-governmental organizations over $40 million on the Georgia elections, Georgia the country, which of course was contentious.
To me, this is quite entertaining.
It's very entertaining.
It's more than I expected.
It's a lot more than I expected.
Yes, well, that's for sure.
Me too.
Although you seem to have been expecting from the season of reveal.
That's okay.
I won't criticize you.
No, no.
That's just the word I received, and here it is.
I mean, the prophecy is true.
The season of reveal.
You can't deny it.
You're going to try, but you can't.
This is going to continue at this breakneck pace.
Rapid rate, yes.
They don't know what to do about it.
It's one thing after another.
I don't know how to call it, but his approach to women's sports with that...
Executive order I thought was a big deal.
I have the clip here.
Hold on a second.
I have a clip too.
President Trump delivering on a campaign promise with an executive order that may or may not be legal.
We will not allow men to beat up, injure, and cheat our women and our girls.
From now on, women's sports will be only for women.
While several high-profile cases fill the cable news airwaves, including swimmer Riley Gaines, who lost a college competition to a transgender person, the reality is it rarely happens.
In December, the NCAA president indicated the policy allowing transgender women to compete might change if federal law becomes more clear.
But in the same hearing, he revealed that of the 510,000 college athletes, he was aware of only 10 who were transgender.
Ashley O'Connor transitioned while a student at Downers Grove South High School.
She's now in college, but knows firsthand the impact of being allowed on the girls' badminton team during a difficult time.
Being able to express myself openly and honestly.
Helped so, so much.
I haven't self-harmed for, I think, a bit over four years now.
I mean, this is a person who needs different kind of help.
Because I can express myself through badminton, I haven't self-harmed.
This person needs a different kind of help.
Where'd you get that report?
This report is slanted.
Oh, of course it's slanted.
This report is probably from France 24. Let me see.
Trans-Maoism.
Oh, Chicago.
WGN. Hello.
It's obvious where it's from.
All right, but you get the idea.
Yeah, well, play this clip.
This is the executive order about men in the locker room.
This is on NTD, and this is...
This is...
NTD is slanted.
But NTD is always anti-Chinese slanted, and I think their regular reporting is pretty neutral, and here's the way they handled it.
One of President Trump's latest executive orders will provide, quote, equal opportunity for women and girls, and keep, quote, men out of women's sports.
Last year, a male cyclist posing as a woman...
Competed in the 800-mile Arizona Trail Race, a very big deal in cycling.
And obliterated the women's course record by nearly five and a half hours.
A White House document says the executive order upholds the promise of Title IX and ends the dangers and unfair participation of men in women's sports.
We're putting every school receiving taxpayer dollars on notice that if you let men take over women's sports teams or invade your locker rooms, you will be investigated for violations of Title IX and risk your federal funding.
While signing, Trump was joined by over 20 women and their daughters from parental rights advocacy group Moms for Liberty.
Women's sports advocates Riley Gaines and Paula Scanlon were there also.
Title IX passed in 1972 prohibits sex-based discrimination in any school or other education program that receives federal funding.
And the U.S. officially has a new attorney general.
Pam Bondi was sworn in on Capitol Hill with Trump in attendance.
The Senate confirmed Bondi on Tuesday, 54-46, with Democrat Senator John Fetterman joining Republicans in the vote.
Bondi says she will make the country proud.
And I will restore integrity to the Justice Department, and I will fight violent crime throughout this country and throughout this world and make America safe again.
So considering the numbers, it is just, as you've pointed out, it is just so...
Crazy that the Democrat Party wanted to die on that hill, as you said.
They're still onto it, on the hill.
And I can't wait for my hate listen tomorrow to find out what...
Because Kara Schwisher, leading lesbian advocate, continuously has held to the opinion that the war on trans was because the Republicans hate gay people.
Well, nothing could be further from the truth because they're actually being protected in this case.
This is from Denver.
While the preview for the U.S. Department of State's website still shows resources for LGBTQI plus prospective adoptive parents, the moment you click in, you'll see a new acronym.
By the way, they're showing the Google search results, so it's like a cast result.
That has the link LGBTQI, and then when you click in, well, yeah, they changed it, but Google hasn't updated.
Prospective adoptive parents, the moment you click in, you'll see a new acronym, LGB. The same is found for LGB travelers.
To remove the T from the transgender identity.
I don't have to tell you what this person was like.
You know these from your TikTok clips.
All federally funded websites and resources.
Sends a really...
Big signal.
Jax Gonzalez is the political director at One Colorado, the state's largest LGBTQIA advocacy group.
I'm a little bit of a history nerd.
The first acronym that was used was GLB, so gay, lesbian, and bisexual.
And you can see that used in the 70s and 80s to identify the gay rights movement.
The L representing lesbians then became the first letter to represent their contributions during the HIV and AIDS epidemic.
This I didn't know, by the way, from this self-proclaimed history nerd.
I didn't know that the L moved to the front because of the lesbians helping in the AIDS epidemic.
This is a point of contention.
When Cranky Geeks was being produced by Ziff Davis and I was at the office, we had one of our producers was a very flamboyant gay guy.
And he's one of those guys who had a lot of opinions about things.
And I've talked to him and other gay males about this, and they, for the life of them, cannot rationalize or understand why, and they're a little irked about it, that the G... Yeah, got pushed.
Was replaced by the L. Well, here's the official story from the History Nerd.
Letter to represent their contributions during the HIV and AIDS epidemic in the late 80s.
Nurses would refuse to treat men who were dying of HIV and AIDS. And so lesbians stepped in.
Lesbian nurses.
Lesbian volunteers.
Then in the 90s, the T, representing transgender people, was added.
Man, I do not remember that being the 90s.
I remember that being in the mid-2000s.
Do you remember the tea being added in the 90s?
I'm going to have to do some work on this.
There was the death of Brandon Tina.
That was a young trans man.
And after that, we had a surge of visibility of transness.
Advocates say they're confident that while a letter has been erased, transgender people won't be.
We're no longer being recognized by the federal government.
I think what's...
True is that we don't need to be in order to be the people we are.
Yeah, there you go.
Good.
Everyone's happy now.
It's fine.
So, LGB is protected.
Protected.
And the T, which was, you know, and the Q, I mean, man, the Q thing, that's what threw everybody for a loop.
The Q thing just became this tack-on excuse, which was a problem.
I have a...
A couple of clips that kind of relate to this.
And one of them I thought, I'll hold off on this.
This is an Irish journalist who went on a tear about the trans conundrum and what's really the problem with it, which is the investment of the parents that have transitioned their children.
Yes.
And how it's created.
This woman is Helen Joyce.
We might as well play it.
Oh, Helen Joyce.
Helen Joyce is very...
I wouldn't say she's anti-trans, because I don't think she is anti-anything.
But she's an observer, and she is seen as...
She's like Rowland, the Harry Potter writer.
Yes.
As a hater.
Of trans, when it's not the case.
And she has this interesting observation to make about the investment that people have made into this movement, into the trans Maoist movement, that is kind of depressing.
What I may not have thought of is that there's a lot of people who can't move on on this, because that's the people who have transitioned their own children.
So those people are going to be like, you know, the Japanese soldiers who were on Pacific Islands and didn't know the war was over.
Right.
They've got to fight forever.
This is another reason why this is the worst, worst, worst social contagion that we'll ever have experienced.
A lot of people have done the worst thing that you could do, which is to harm their children irrevocably because of it.
Those people will have to believe that they did the right thing for the rest of their lives, for their own sanity and for their own self-respect.
So they'll still be fighting.
And each one of those people destroys entire organizations and entire friendship groups.
And now you can't talk truth in front of that person, and you know you can't.
Because what you're saying is, you as a parent have done a truly, like, human rights abuse level of awful thing to your child that cannot be fixed.
There are specific individuals who are really actively against women's rights here, and it's not known why they are.
But I happen to know through the back channels that it's because they've trans their child.
And so those people will do anything for the entire rest of their lives to destroy me and people like me, because people like me are a standing reproach to them.
I don't want to be.
I'm not talking directly to them.
I don't spend my time bitching about them.
But the fact is that just simply by saying we will never accept natal males in women's spaces, well, it's their son that we're talking about.
And they've told their son that he can get himself sterilized and destroy his sexual function and women will accept him as a woman.
And if we don't, Yeah, we've played Helen Joyce before.
Let's see, I'm not going to play them now, but...
Male erotic fixation leads to children must be trans, and then trans Maoist parents fighting to the death.
She's been very consistent in this.
Can we, in the United States at least, can we put this squarely on the shoulders of the Democrat Party now is the question.
It's an interesting coincidence.
What do you mean?
To me.
What do you mean coincidence?
Well, the Democrat, that most trans...
There are advocates and trans Maoists and people who trans their kids and Hollywood people in particular, Jamie Lee Curtis, Megan Fox, and all these others that have boys that made them into girls or vice versa, depending.
And they're all Democrats.
I suppose there's a Republican or two out there that has a trans kid who may be really...
I mean, there are people that do have genuine gender...
But it's incredibly rare.
This is a movement.
This is something else.
This is what she calls a social contagion.
Contagion is the right word.
I mean, it's totally contagion.
Well, it's like June bugs.
It's hysteria that's created this.
And also a few scientists and some pediatricians, including the American Pediatrics Board.
The horrible pediatrician, which I said before, I think is the worst of all the doctors.
And, you know, with their vaccine schedules, and they kick people out of their, if you don't want the vaccine, you can't even go to them, kind of problem we've talked about on the show.
So, it's just Democrats.
I mean, I suppose there's probably got to be a Republican there somewhere, but it's largely, I'd say, 90% Plus Democrats.
So why is it Democrats?
Democrats and the media.
The media.
Well, the media is 90% Democrats too.
This is just Democrats.
So we're talking about Democrats.
Why?
Well, it's because, well, trans-Maoism, it's a Marxist movement.
It's Marxism.
There's Marxism behind it.
That's got to be it.
And it became a form of religion, which is what the Marxists always try to do.
Right, because they don't traditional religions.
I want to talk just briefly about the tariffs that were on and then were off.
And I think that this on and off and wait for a month, to me, I think it was a test that President Trump ran to see how the dollar would respond, which was quite interesting.
I mean, the dollar just skyrocketed in value, and then he took them off, and they went right back down.
One of our producers sent me a paper written on 24th of November, 2024, by Trump's chairman of economic advisor, Stephen Mirren.
And he talks about the Triffin dilemma, which I'd never or sometimes known as the Triffin paradox.
Have you ever heard of this before?
No.
The Triffin paradox.
Identified by Belgian American economist Robert Triffin in the 60s.
His basic thesis was that the problem with a country having the reserve currency that is over time, your currency, the US dollar, becomes overvalued so that you almost naturally have to shift all of your production overseas because it just becomes much cheaper everywhere.
And the paper is 47 pages and I was going through it and I'm trying to mark stuff up and my brain is just certainly hurting.
But it seems what he is saying is that, so if you put a tariff of 10% on goods, it does hurt.
Local, it does have a slight inflationary effect on goods that you import.
But he says it's more like 50 basis points, 1% tops.
But then when you get to 20%, there's so much pain in the market, and if simultaneously you can bring down interest rates, there's so much pain in these overseas markets, they have to shift their...
They have to go through a separate country.
China's already doing that, of course.
Oh, well, it's coming from Vietnam.
It's not coming from China.
It's coming from somewhere else.
Mexico.
Mexico, exactly.
That there is a way to prevent the country from going into the Triffin paradox death spiral.
And all the numbers that he has in this paper, like the 60% we've heard President Trump talk about, they're all in there.
And so it seems like President Trump is trying to figure out what he can do because he needs a reset of the global financial system, not the way the World Economic Forum wants to do it.
And this guy, I think it's pretty funny, he says, look for a new Bretton Woods accord.
And he says, since all of these accords have always been named after the resort where they came up with it and signed it, he says we should be on the lookout for a Mar-a-Lago accord where somehow the currencies will be reset.
And I know we have really smart people out in Gitmo Nation, so any simplification of this process would be appreciated.
And at the same time, The stablecoin gambit seems to be playing up with the most interesting people at the table, especially this, what's the guy's name, from Cantor Fitzgerald.
Hold on a second, I have his name here somewhere.
Lutnik.
Oh yeah, Lutnick.
Musk's a big fan of this guy.
Oh yeah, well there's no doubt and we have to talk about that.
But so here's two clips about the president signed the executive order for the Sovereign Wealth Fund.
This is an executive order.
This charges your Secretary of the Treasury, Scott Bessent, and your Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, to begin a process that will hopefully result in the creation of an American sovereign wealth fund.
It's a very exciting event.
We're going to have a sovereign wealth fund, which we've never had.
We have a lot of things that create wealth, and you've seen that over the last two weeks.
I think we've created more wealth.
Other people have created de-wealth, the people, my predecessors.
We're creating a lot of wealth.
Scott, maybe you'd like to say something about it, and I'd ask also Howard to say something about it.
So first we get Scott Bessett, and he's going to say, oh yeah, we're going to put all kinds of assets into the Sovereign Wealth Fund, which to me means perhaps tokenizing our public lands.
I mean, there's all kinds of things that have been discussed in this regard.
Yes, sir.
This is very exciting.
We're going to stand this thing up.
Within the next 12 months, we're going to monetize the asset side of the U.S. balance sheet for the American people.
Now, how do you take that?
Monetizing the asset side of the balance sheet for the American people.
How do you take that?
Just what you said.
It's like, we got oil deep down.
What are American assets?
Whether it's the industrial base is considered an American asset.
But the federal government owns like half the land in this country, which a lot of people, including Milton Friedman, think was a bad idea.
We shouldn't own any land, but we own it.
And the land is valuable, especially in some places, like certain states, California, for example.
That's an asset.
Big one.
We're going to put the assets to work.
That's tokenization.
I guarantee you they're going to make it into some kind of crypto.
It's going to be very exciting.
We're going to study best practices that's done around the world.
It'll be a combination of liquid assets, assets that we have in this country, as we work to bring them out for the American people.
extraordinary size and scale of the U.S. government and the business it does with companies should create value for American citizens.
If we are going to buy two billion COVID vaccines, maybe we should have some warrants and some equity in these companies and have that grow for the help of the American people.
So I bring all these things together.
I think we'll create, Scott and I will create an amazing sovereign wealth fund for you, sir.
So that's Ludnick and you could not have used a worse example, you dumb dumbo.
Like, oh yeah, we buy two million COVID vaccines.
Two billion.
Did he say two billion?
He's stupid.
What a stupid thing to say.
Now, Lutnik...
Yeah, that was dumb.
In fact, that got a lot of attention.
As it should.
I think that Lutnik owns about 5% of Tether.
Tether owns, I think, about $150 billion worth of U.S. debt.
I believe that part of the gambit here is to...
Spread our debt amongst the global poor by issuing...
Listen, by issuing...
Hey, well, we're good at this stuff like that.
We have never done this one.
By issuing stablecoins based upon debt that we keep in America.
And, you know, because Tether, they make like $4 billion a year just by holding $100 billion worth of paper, and there's like 20 people at the company, like, oh, they just hold the paper, they get the interest, and they issue these stable coins, so we can continue to use the, it'll probably be Tether.
Use the stablecoins as, you know, hey, everybody can use our dollars now.
Everybody, it's digital.
It goes everywhere.
It devalues, but okay, you know, there's something at play here, including having assets of companies in the sovereign wealth fund.
It's a very, very different type of economics for us.
And then, of course, President Trump...
tries to popularize that with this.
So other countries have sovereign wealth funds, and they're much smaller countries, and they're not the United States.
We have tremendous potential in this country, tremendous.
You're seeing that, what's happened just in a short period of time.
And as an example, TikTok, we're going to be doing something perhaps with TikTok.
Perhaps not.
If we make the right deal, we'll do it.
Otherwise, we won't.
So we're going to own half of TikTok.
This is amazing.
But I have the right to do that.
And we might put that in the sovereign wealth fund, whatever we make.
Or if we do a partnership with...
Very wealthy people.
A lot of options, but we could put that as an example in the fund.
And we have a lot of other things that we could put in the fund.
And I think in a short period of time, we'd have one of the biggest funds.
And, you know, some of them are pretty large, I must tell you.
Like the Saudi Arabia fund is on the large side.
But eventually we'll catch it.
But we're going to create a lot of wealth for the fund.
And I think it's about time that this country had a sovereign wealth fund and these two gentlemen and some others are going to work with them very closely and they'll be heading it up and they're going to do a great job.
Two highly respected people that have done unbelievably well in the world, in the real world.
So that's a big deal, huh?
Yeah, it's a big deal!
I think it's going to create value and be of great strategic importance.
Yes, all right.
And a lot of publications are saying this could stave off a debt crisis because we keep the debt in the United States.
Of course, the entire Bitcoin community is saying, ah, this is where our strategic Bitcoin reserve goes.
I mean, we'll see.
But, man, people forget that he's a macro guy, and I just hope to God that he's getting some good advice, because this sounds sketchy at best, but the stablecoin thing, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's brilliant, but ultimately, you keep issuing paper so everybody has the dollar, except they get it in a digital form of a stablecoin, of a tether.
It still devalues our money.
They have to do something.
Yeah.
And if anybody wants to listen to some...
I mean, I have to...
I don't like plugging the guy.
Mark Levin!
Hello, America!
So he does a Sunday show on...
On CNN. No, on Fox.
Fox?
No.
He does a Fox show on Sundays.
Yeah.
And it's, I don't know how many people watch it, but it's just basically, he does two, one on Saturday and one on Sunday, and it's basically a one-hour lecture.
It's nothing more, well, actually, I take it back, it's about a half-hour lecture, and then he brings some people on to talk about the lecture.
How good was my lecture?
How good was I in this?
What do you think?
You know, he's a, I have to say this, I mean, he's a smart guy, he's good, his books are good.
He's the great one!
He's the great one!
By the way, I noticed that's kind of dissipated.
The great one concept.
But he is pretentious as hell because he starts his radio program on during the week.
Every show, like all during the week, the show starts with the national anthem.
I mean, give me a break.
Hey, well, we start this show with the national anthem.
I mean, the national Gitmo Nation anthem, but we do start with the anthem.
We actually don't start this show with it.
No.
We rile everybody up.
We rile everybody up.
That's in the pre-show.
It's in the pre-show.
It's like the guy who comes out in the comedy special.
What's the guy called?
The audience guy that comes out there?
Not the fluffer.
That's a different kind.
What's that guy called?
The audience...
I forget what the guy's called.
Warm-up guy.
Warm-up guy, yeah.
He's slamming, he's got the script rolled up, and he's like, all right, everybody, let's practice your cheers.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, when the sign goes on...
Jumps up and down.
Gets everybody all worked up.
Yes, audience fluffer.
So let's...
Anyway, so...
Levin, I think it was the last Sunday, he does a lecture on...
That's Darren O'Neill for us, the pre-show guy.
That's what he does.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, he does it.
He's good.
He gave a lecture on the real debt.
And he claims that because the Social Security and Medicare, which are separate funds that are supposed to be kind of...
Walled off, even though the money was stolen from them.
That's why people say, oh, Social Security's going to be out of business, so-and-so, in five years we're going to be out of money.
It's technically impossible based on the original plans for Social Security, because when you pay your...
Withholding, or if you're working for a company, you have your taxes, it says withholding tax, and then you see a little line that's SS, Social Security.
You pay that separately.
That's not tax.
No, that's theft.
And it turns out that they've been taking that and acting as it was taxed, and they're stolen the money.
According to Levin, we're actually $150 plus to $200 trillion in debt because of the real...
Because of this money that's been stolen from Social Security.
Everybody gets a tether here.
You get a trillion dollar coin.
Yeah, a tether.
You get a tether.
Basically the trillion dollar coin.
Yeah.
So the point I'm trying to make, I think, I think the point I'm trying to make is that we have to do something drastic because we're broke.
Yeah, what I found interesting in that paper is you said, The way you do it, these tariffs, is you tie it to national security, which is exactly what President Trump did.
He tied it to immigration and fentanyl.
So it seems like something here is playing out, and I like the idea of the Mar-a-Lago Accords.
I think that's a genius name.
And it seems like, oh yeah, so we can just kind of wait for something to happen.
I agree.
They have to do something.
Something has to happen.
Yeah, because we're broke.
And if we go broke, that's not good for the world.
Everybody has a problem then.
Everyone's holding our paper.
Our paper!
So that was that.
You want to talk about Magaza?
Magaza.
Magaza.
That's the new thing.
Magaza.
Everybody's talking about Magaza.
Well, that was, you know, to me, I maybe have one clip.
I don't have a lot on it.
I mean, I do have some thoughts.
And my thought was that during, because everyone's acting, I like the way everyone acts so cool because Trump's put these guys in, including Netanyahu.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, this is not a big shot.
What Trump did with this comment about we're going to just take over Gaza and then turn it into a resort.
It was exactly the same, and I have a term for it.
I now have a term for this, what Trump's doing.
It's called the blurt.
The blurt.
And this is basically what he did with, they're eating the dogs!
We're going to own it.
We're going to own it.
So I have the Gaza blurt, and I think...
Trump just did it on the fly.
I don't care what anybody thinks, because it's like we're eating the dogs.
And now everybody's...
And Mike Johnson is one of them.
And so is Rubio.
Well, they walked it back.
I have the walking it back clip.
Let's play this.
Here's the initial Gaza Blurt clip from NTD, which I think probably gets us off to a good start.
Today we got some more clarification from the White House a day after President Trump suggested he wants the U.S. to take over Gaza and own it.
The White House says that President Trump is not planning to use American taxpayer dollars to fund reconstruction efforts in Gaza and nor is he committed yet to send any U.S. troops there.
The President has not committed to putting boots on the ground in Gaza.
He has also said that the United States is not going to pay for the rebuilding of Gaza.
His administration is going to work with our We will last night during a joint press conference with Israeli Prime Minister, President Trump did not rule out sending troops as an option, saying he might if it's necessary.
Did the U.S. send troops to help secure the security vacuum?
As far as Gaza is concerned, we'll do what is necessary.
If it's necessary, we'll do that.
And when asked about why President Trump would not rule it out as an option, the White House Press Secretary, Caroline Levitt, told us today that she believes it's part of Trump's negotiating tactics and that he will make a deal on that.
to keep the option open as leverage in negotiations.
And meanwhile, last night, Trump also proposed a mass and permanent resettlement for Palestinians living in Gaza.
And the White House study is seemingly walking it back, saying that Palestinians will only need to be temporarily relocated as the reconstruction efforts play out.
But the White House does stress to us, though, that the U.S. is getting involved in the reconstruction efforts, and that is to ensure stability in the region, adding that President Trump is a great dealmaker.
I think you've really hit on something.
The blurt is exactly what it is.
And every blurt with this president is a negotiating point.
I'm going to say something here.
I'm sure he does this in business deals.
I'm going to put you out of business.
It just hits him on the spur of the moment because we're eating the dogs.
You could just see it.
It was just like he's listening to this woman yak away and all of a sudden it just dawns on him to throw this out.
We're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the dogs.
Let me play this clip.
This is...
Labeled as top U.S. officials walk back Trump's blurt.
U.S. Secretary of State Michael Rubio on Wednesday walked back the Trump plan to permanently relocate Palestinians from Gaza after American allies rebuffed the suggestion.
So now Rubio is one of the Trump whisperers.
This is the new role that you have to play.
Trump on Tuesday in a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the U.S. could take ownership of Gaza.
And the only thing President Trump has done very generously, in my view, is offer the United States Oh, okay.
See?
Rubio goes in to clean it up.
Yeah, I think Rubio did a good job.
And I like to compare it to Mike Johnson, who is also doing it.
But this is Mike Johnson.
And I describe this as Mike Johnson skating.
You know, he's doing some sort of a soft shoe.
He's dancing.
And it's like he doesn't know what to say because it's like, oh, what am I going to do?
I can't offend it.
You know, because everyone's scared to death they're going to say something that Trump gets pissed about.
So they're backing him.
Well, Rubio doesn't seem to be...
Rubio's, I think...
No, Rubio's got it figured out.
Yeah.
And so does Caroline Levitt.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because she said it right there.
The president obviously means this.
Like, okay.
And the other guy, the first person I noticed that could do this well was J.D. Vance.
Yes, initially during the whole elections.
Yeah, J.D. Vance could...
Could explain whatever Trump did, he could explain it, and it was to the satisfaction of everybody, including Trump.
But Johnson hasn't quite got a clue yet, so he dances.
House Speaker Mike Johnson reacted to President Trump's plan for the Gaza Strip.
Here's what Johnson said at the House Republicans' leadership stakeout earlier today.
There'll be more details forthcoming on that, of course.
The initial announcement yesterday, I think, was greeted by surprise by many, but cheered by, I think, people all around the world.
Why?
Because that area is so dangerous.
And he's taking bold, decisive action to try to ensure the peace of that region.
It's a bold move, certainly.
Far bolder than what's been done before.
But I think we've got to stand unequivocally in an unwavering manner, as the whip said, with Israel, our closest ally and friend in the Middle East.
And I think if we could bring control of that situation and bring about a lasting peace there, it would do well for everybody, not just in the region, but around the world.
It's a volatile place.
And I think the strong and decisive move is an important step in that regard.
Oh, Johnson's got to get it together.
We don't want waffling.
We don't want waffling.
Here, listen.
Now, they even call him the Trump whisperer in this report from Deutsche Welle as Ritter.
Our boy from the Netherlands explains Greenland.
Because what did Trump say about Greenland?
Yeah, we're going to buy it, we're going to take it over, we're just going to enter it and take it.
No, no, no, no, no!
What I think what he is really trying to get at is that we have to be watchful of what is happening in the Arctic.
And Russia is speedily working on getting its act together on the Arctic.
Take, for example, the issue of icebreakers.
We do not have enough icebreakers at this moment, for example, in the US or in many...
Who is this we you're talking about?
...other NATO allies.
So this whole issue of the Arctic, its geostrategic importance, but also, of course, the natural resources there.
Yes, of course.
And all the other geopolitical impact it will have is what he is really putting on the table and putting high on the agenda.
But military action sounds like a war between NATO... He hasn't said that he will invade Greenland.
Oh, no, he did not say that.
But what he really said is that the Arctic is of geopolitical and strategic importance.
But Ruto, they don't call him the Trump whisperer for nothing.
He didn't say he wasn't going to invade Greenland, but he didn't rule it out either.
And then let's go back to Rubio, who did a beautiful blurt cleanup on the Panama Canal.
You've just come from Panama, and you said that your meetings in Panama went well.
After them, President Trump said that we're going to take the canal back...
Or something very powerful is going to happen.
What's going to happen?
That was the blurt.
Or something very powerful is going to happen.
Well, I hope nothing's going to happen, and it shouldn't.
Because, look, the president's point is, we gave the canal in a treaty to Panama.
We didn't give it to China.
You come back 20 years later, and you go to the canal, and on the entry points of both sides of the canal is a Chinese-linked company.
In fact, when I was visiting there yesterday, the ship behind me, just over my shoulder, was a Hong Kong shipping vessel.
And so their presence, not just in the canal, but in Panama writ large, is very disturbing.
So ridding the presence, their presence, could solve this whole problem?
Well, we didn't give the canal to China.
I mean, it's a violation of the treaty.
What I told President Moreno yesterday was that President Trump's made a preliminary determination that there's a violation of the treaty.
You're in violation of the treaty because a sovereign...
Other country, a third country, has effective control over the canal area.
And absent serious measures, we're going to have to preserve our rights under the treaty.
Now, you know, obviously a lot of options in that regard, and I think people speculate things, but I don't think we'll ever get to that point, and shouldn't get to that point.
So, perfect!
He is a Trump whisperer, and the solutions are already taking place.
So we had a very frank conversation.
Since then, they've taken some steps.
They announced that they're going to get out of the Bolton Road Initiative.
We'd like to see more, and we hope to see more in the days to come.
You know, the government doesn't control the canal.
It's run by an independent agency, the Canal Zone.
So they have to go through some legal steps that they have to carry out.
Yeah, we've got to go through some steps.
It's working.
It's working great.
They got out of the Belt and Road thing.
Yes.
That was the kicker.
That was the main point.
And I'm totally convinced that people are bitching and moaning about, for example, Rubio bailed from the upcoming G20 meeting.
That was just recently announced.
Because he doesn't like the way South Africa's acting.
Right.
Which, of course, that's easy enough.
Yeah.
But I still believe that we've decided on a North-South policy because we can...
Do what we think we can do in Africa, and we think what we can do here and there, and we have our influence in Europe, and England is what it is.
Yeah, we gotta do South America.
We gotta do South America, because the Chinese are moving into South America, and this is in our hemisphere.
We're not putting up with it.
And Rubio speaks Spanish.
I got another blurt.
Here's another blurt, which is a boomer blurt.
This is a boomer blurt.
I caught it.
Let's see if you catch it.
We're telling Ukraine a very valuable rare earth.
We want what we put up to go in terms of a guarantee.
We want a guarantee.
We're handing them money hand over fist.
We're giving them equipment.
The European is not keeping up with us.
They should equalize.
Look, we have an ocean in between.
They don't.
It's more important for them than it is for us.
But they're way below us in terms of money.
And they should be paying at least equal.
They should really be paying much more than us.
But let's say equal to us.
And they're billions and billions of dollars below.
So we're looking to do a deal with Ukraine where they're going to secure what we're giving them with their rare earth and other things.
So I keep hearing Rare Earths.
And I'm like, I can't help but go back to 1973. Yeah, baby!
Look out, baby!
Because here I come!
Is Trump thinking rare earth minerals, but he's confusing it with the band Rare Earth?
I don't think so.
But when it comes to Europe...
Europe is rolling the dice, and I think they're making very dangerous moves because all the 27 member states got together and said, yeah, we don't need America.
We don't need Trump's military protection.
The European Union is aiming to strengthen its defense capabilities, requiring an estimated investment of around 500 billion euros over the next decade.
That's 50 billion a year.
We do eight, nine hundred billion a year.
Spending has grown by 30% since 2021, but in the current geopolitical climate, the bloc believes this is not enough.
On Monday, the EU27 met to explore new ideas with the aim of incorporating some into a future European Commission document.
When you ask what the leaders want in the white paper, certain proposals for these three levels.
How to create?
Fiscal space.
Fiscal space.
How to create common funds to common projects.
And finally, how to mobilize private financing to strengthen our defense industry.
Creating more fiscal space, or in other words, relaxing the economic rules that force countries not to take on too much debt, is one of the main ideas on the table.
The key to this lies with the European Commission, which could allow countries to spend more on defense.
Come on, Queen Ursula.
For extraordinary times, it is possible to have extraordinary measures, also in the Stability and Growth Act, and I think we live in extraordinary times.
So we will look as a commission deeper into using much more flexibilities.
They are optional possible with the Stability and Growth Pact for defence investment and defence expenditures.
At a time when relying on allies is crucial, the EU27 gathered at a summit alongside their partners, including UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and NATO Secretary General Mark Rubber.
Rutter's there to say, you guys are crazy!
You're crazy!
What are you doing?
You can't do this!
You know, the next tariff is going to be on the EU, and it's going to be ugly.
Because they don't make anything anymore.
Oh, some German cars, fine, whatever.
What else do they make?
Machine tools, for one.
Okay.
And they do a lot of precision.
Bosch.
There's precision things, electronics.
Yeah, Bosch.
Siemens is a big company.
Yeah.
Anyway, the world is in turmoil.
I'm actually...
I'm kind of enjoying our last four years.
This is kind of fun.
It's going to be a good four years.
The way you said it there sounds like the world's going to blow up in four years.
Well, when we're gone, it might as well.
What are people going to do?
Oh, man.
All right, where do you want to go?
We should probably do one.
Maybe just a quick...
Let me get this out of the way since it was part of the earlier presentation, but the battle at the Treasury Department, because this is about the lockout.
Oh, yes.
Yes, the lockout.
Congress wanted to go in.
The Trump, the Musk, the Muscovites.
The Muscovites, another good one.
I like it.
The Muscovites, the kids, they got into the Treasury Department.
Those kids, they're kids.
They got into the Treasury Department computers.
Oh, no.
Because they're computer guys.
And they started finding all these, you know, this hasn't been, this was, because USAID overshadowed this, but they found that the Treasury Department is handing out checks to dead people and handing out checks to companies that folded in 98. These checks are going out.
And so everyone's all bent out of shape about them getting in there, and so it's become a big, they made a big stink about it, and so Congress wanted to go in, but the Secret Service kept them out.
This is battery, battle, batter.
Batter, battery, battle at Treasury Department lockout.
The Secret Service rebuffed a group of congressional Democrats who tried to gain entry to the Treasury building yesterday.
They said that they wanted to provide oversight after the Department of Government Efficiency gained access to the Treasury's federal payment system.
It is time for us to shine.
It is time for us to be heard.
It is time for us to make sure that they know we will not go!
Oh, you want to use our money to go to Mars?
No!
We want to use our money right here in Washington, D.C. We have to fight this in the Congress.
We have to fight this in the streets.
Elon Musk is here to collect on his investment.
Oh, goodness.
He is here to seize power for himself.
We are here to fight back.
And everyone went home.
Yeah, we're all angry, but as long as I get my check on the 18th of the month, I'm okay.
Then Elon can do it.
There is a legitimate concern here in general, which I don't want to pass over, and that is the technocracy, the tech bros.
Coming in and replacing things with systems.
I'm not going to argue with you at all.
Legitimate concern that we don't want Palantir running too many things.
There's a privacy issue.
I think it's kind of laughable.
Elon Musk has your social security number.
Elon Musk is a lot more about you.
And you willingly give it to him.
You willingly give it to Facebook.
Anyone who's on Facebook has no reason to complain about anything.
Exactly.
And I'm not, by the way.
Battle at Treasury Department 2. The lawmakers argue that the Doge, run by Elon Musk, has what they call dangerous access to federal payment systems.
Treasury officials insist the access is read-only.
Democrats at the protest called the Doge a power grab and pledged legal action.
I love the read-access.
They can always read access only.
I think the interesting thing on that little clip there was that they're promising legal action.
These guys are moving so at breakneck speed from agency, from here to there to here to there.
The legal system, this shows you the flaw in the system.
They can't, by the time they got an order, they're already off someplace else.
Yeah.
Trump has gone nuts when it comes to speed.
I don't know what your AOC on Musk clip is, but I'm sure it's laughable.
Can we play it?
Well, this is the classic.
Yeah, well, there's two things about Musk.
We're going to play that clip yet, but play the prelude.
Which is, play the anti-Musk bill proposed.
Meanwhile, on the side of the Democrats, lawmakers want to prevent special government employees from accessing government information.
This is mostly to stop Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, from accessing any sensitive data on U.S. individuals.
Top Democrats say Musk is rapidly consolidating control over large swaths of the federal government with Trump's blessing.
They're arguing that Musk is sidelining career officials, gaining access to sensitive data and more.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer laid out the goals of the bill.
Our bill aims to do a few simple things.
One, to deny access to special government employees, employees that don't have to disclose their conflicts of interest or any other ethic agreements.
Two, to deny access to anyone with conflicts of interest or lack of appropriate clearance.
And three, include personal tax information into existing privacy protections.
We call our legislation Stop the Steal.
Stop the Steal.
Whoa, so smart, so smart.
I love that.
The Secret Service is, in fact, technically responsible for the security of the U.S. dollar, I believe.
Yeah.
That's their responsibility.
It's not just to protect people, but also to protect the money.
Makes sense.
All right, now the AOC clip.
I don't want to spike the ball on this, but this is an example, because you did it last, so I get to do it now.
This is an example of taking a crappy clip.
She's doing all these TikTok clips, and they're terribly mic'd.
So when you run it through Adobe, this is what Adobe's good for, taking the echo out.
So this is the best anyone will ever hear.
This clip's been going around, but this is the best quality you're going to ever hear of it.
Here we go.
This dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met or seen or witnessed.
Hold on a second.
Stop the clip.
Stop the clip.
She says this dude is one of the dumbest billionaires I've ever met.
Then she changes it and listens to it and starts it over because I don't think she's ever met him.
No, you're right.
So she changes gears and says, I mean, I've ever seen, you can see it for yourself.
Listen carefully.
Interesting.
This dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever met or seen, or witnessed.
Which, you know, you can probably even glean that from watching these people on TV. Anyways, all of that is to say is that they don't do their homework.
Clearly, like, they're putting 19-year-olds in at the Treasury.
This dude is not smart.
How old was she when they put her, when she did her audition?
I'm a little tired of the, these are 19-year-olds.
19-year-olds are given an M1 and you can go receive lead in desert places where you've sent them.
Now a 19-year-old is no good?
I'm a little sick of that.
And the danger in the lack of intelligence and the lack of expertise that Elon has.
I mean, this guy is one of the most morally vacant, but also just least knowledgeable about these systems that we really know of.
But the point is, is that what that means is that they're going to hit a button.
A button?
Inevitably.
They are going to hit a button and things can go sideways.
They're going to hit a button.
You know, just back to your north-south strategy, I think you're spot on.
And I think Venezuela is going to be in play.
I got a note from the oil baron.
Now, apparently, the guy advising our president on...
Drill, baby, drill, is Keith Kellogg, who is now the special envoy to Ukraine and Russia.
And he came out in oil circles and said, global producers should try slashing oil prices to $45 a barrel to pressure Russia into ending the war with Ukraine.
There is no way.
You can't go to $45 a barrel.
Saudi Arabia, I don't think, can even go to $45 a barrel.
And now other advisors...
That's not true.
Well, I mean, of course, anybody can go to $45 a barrel.
We talked about this in the show a decade ago.
Saudi Arabia supposedly can make money at $20.
Right, but that was a decade ago.
I mean, the dollar has changed in value.
So I think it's tight, let me put it that way.
I think it's tight.
But it's doable.
Well, according to the oil baron, Saudi Arabia would struggle to generate enough revenue to pay for social services, monthly payments to citizens, and big infrastructure projects.
It will need about $90 a barrel this year to balance its budget, according to the oil baron and its sources.
Now, the companies have said...
The West Texas oil producer.
What are they doing about the fact that it's floating around 65-70?
Well, they like it there.
They like it there.
I thought they needed 90 to get by.
I'm just telling you.
I'm not making this up.
I'm not pulling it from USA Today.
Keep talking.
Don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.
Companies are no longer pursuing growth at all costs.
Is what the West Texas Oil Consortium is saying.
Longer term, advisors are saying Trump's support of U.S. oil and gas, including scrapping environmental regulations, will make the sector more appealing to investors, but it's going to take a little bit of time, and they need to find some other sources in the meantime.
And I'm thinking we need to get some of that from South America.
That was not in the briefing I got, but...
There's no drill baby drill at this point in time, so he's going to have to figure out some other way to lower energy costs.
Well, it wouldn't be beyond the realm of possibility to do a deal with Maduro, who seems to have a pretty good handle on his power base.
Yeah, I think so.
You know, he'd do a deal.
Yeah.
And they have a huge...
Their reserves off the coast of Venezuela is one of the biggest in the world.
They got the goods.
They got the goods.
The Doge concept and cleaning up...
And this will actually take us into thanking some people because I've gotten a lot of notes on why we're no longer hearing from...
The UK and Australian donors?
Yes, we got a lot of notes.
Yeah, I got quite a few.
I mean, on Australia, the main one I get is, A, we're afraid to donate to your podcast because we go to jail.
I heard that from the UK. Yeah, and Too Broke is another one.
They don't need to be on a list.
They don't want to be on a list.
And I like the one from the UK. People are leaving the UK. Anyone with the means and ability to get out is getting out.
And a lot of them are going to Dubai.
People try to go to Portugal, but Spain and Portugal, they're starting to impose huge extra taxes on buying a home there if you have non-EU residents, which the UK is.
But in Australia, here's Senator Malcolm Roberts, who's like, hey!
Hey, this is a good plan.
And his team have made a huge start on putting the cleaners through US government waste, some of which appears criminal and seditious in nature.
President Trump has withdrawn the USA from the World Health Organization, the World Economic Forum, and climate change tyranny and fraud.
Moves One Nation has advocated for 20 years.
Executive orders have destroyed woke DEI. And transgender ideology.
While reaffirming support for gay, lesbian and bisexual Americans.
Again, one nation policy.
President Trump is not a threat to democracy here or in the United States.
He is a threat to the Greens, who are watching the pushback to their neo-Marxist identity politics.
Their toxic ideology is rightly being dispatched to the history's sewers.
President Trump did not start the pushback against woke ideology.
Australia did.
When everyday Australians rejected the voice proposal and as Irish did when they rejected the fragmentation of their families in a referendum there.
President Donald Trump's actions are in accord with One Nation policies and of that we're very, very proud.
Trump puts America first.
One Nation proudly puts Australia first.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Hey, what are we drinking?
Well, now that you mention it, I'm drinking Cascade Ice Organic, with a USDA stamp, Organic Pomegranate Mango Caffeinated Seltzer.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the cascade, horrible drink that is approved by the USDA. Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only, Mr. John C. DeMory!
Yeah, in the morning to you, Mr. Adam Crayles.
In the morning, ships, sea boots, and ground feet, and the air subs in the water, and the dames and the knights out there.
In the morning to the trolls hanging out in the troll room.
Let me count you.
Don't move.
2,157 is our peak.
So that, again, we're up.
I'm not hugely up, but we're up.
It's the Trump bump.
It's the burp bump.
That's what it is.
The Trump burp bump.
Blurt.
Sorry, not burp.
Blurt.
I like the blurt.
I think the blurt is a good concept.
I think it's going to be a theme.
I think it has legs.
It has legs.
Thank you very much, trolls.
We love seeing you here.
I saw we had a new troll in there.
He's like, hey, first time I can listen live.
All right, good.
A new troll.
Yeah, we got new trolls.
It's good to have new trolls.
You know, it mixes it up a little bit.
And immediately they got, well, you know, it's really good, you know, because we can say stuff here in the troll room and sometimes Adam's mentioned on the show, but you might get kicked out.
He might kick you.
I kick one guy out once every three months.
Just for kicks, honestly.
I'm surprised it's that high.
You did one last week.
That was the one.
That was the one.
My one time this quarter.
The trolls are listening live through trollroom.io.
I just renewed that domain name.
Or, of course, and I recommend this, I was seeing Sam Tripoli was crying on Twitter.
Who's Sam Tripoli?
Oh, the Tinfoil Hat podcast.
We've played him before.
Oh, right.
Sam Tripoli.
Sam Tripoli.
And he's crying like, I think I'm getting screwed.
My show hasn't showed up on Apple for like nine hours.
I'm like, Sam, it's the wrong app, man.
That's the problem.
Now, if it doesn't show up on Spotify, they may have taken it down.
Spotify reserves that right and does it daily.
They take down episodes, entire podcasts.
Yeah, they are the worst.
And Apple, you know, I just don't think there's enough investment.
It's not a profit center for Apple, so they have a small team.
They're a dedicated team, but sometimes stuff goes wrong.
Now, if you take a modern podcast app, oh boy, 90 seconds.
So you need to tell your audience to use a modern podcast app, like we tell ours at podcastapps.com.
Now, another thing you can consider is to run the value for value.
You know, someone...
Sir...
Hold on a second.
Let me grab it here.
I was sent a book.
To the P.O. box.
A book!
You got a book?
Yes, I got a book.
It was from Sir Julian, the Duke of Bastrop.
Remember, Sir Julian is the one who gave us Phoebe.
And this book is from 1990. And it's Confessions of an Interant Fundraiser.
The book is called...
Itinerant.
There you go.
What does itinerant mean?
You know, a guy floats around.
He's floating around.
I'm an itinerant podcaster.
Yeah, I do a podcast here or there.
I don't care.
I'm on the road, roaming around, getting a job.
I get a job here, I get a job there.
It doesn't matter.
Gee, sounds a lot like people are working the patch.
John hated, hated.
Landman.
You hated it.
And you hated it so much, you wrote an entire, like, treatment.
I wrote an essay.
I mean, Brunetti even emailed it to me and said, oh my god, look at this.
Yeah, I sent him a copy, sent you a copy, and then I posted it on Twitter.
I know.
I responded with, okay, Boomer, that's fine.
Alright, you didn't like it.
Fine.
Anyway, the book is titled Value for Value.
Confessions of an itinerant fundraiser.
Yeah, now, it's kind of a...
I have to look through it.
But it seems like a lot is like, how many pages are you?
300 pages.
Let me explain your value for value in one paragraph.
We give you this show completely free of advertising, hassles, special freemium offers.
There's no plus bundle.
There's no subscriptions.
You just go ahead.
I love the plus bundle.
By the way, that was another book.
Someone didn't send us the book, but sent us a picture of the NPR Startup Guide to Podcasts.
Yeah, we have to get a copy of this.
I desperately need a copy because they're the guys that went broke doing podcasts.
Here's what not to do.
Get a copy from Mimi and then just copy it and then put my name on it.
It'll be a success, I guarantee.
It probably has everything in there that's right, except for you need a Neumann microphone.
The Neumann mic will break you.
It will, time and time again.
So instead of all that, we just ask you to return value to us in one of three ways, time, talent, or treasure.
We get a lot of time and talent, a lot of people providing us with boots on the ground, with clips, with ideas, with feedback, and everybody is a specialist in one area.
And it may be...
We have a broad range of people that have caught on to this show.
Yes.
And we love you for that.
Now, we also need to pay our bills, so we love when people send us value.
But before we do that, let's thank some of the people who sent us some time and talent in the form of artwork.
Now, we pick a piece of art from noagendaartgenerator.com, another fine example of value for value being returned to us.
Thank you, Sir Paul Couture.
And we pick a piece.
And we have many pieces to choose from, certainly in this peak AI moment that we're living in.
And we use that for the cover art.
But we use a lot of these pieces are used in the modern podcast apps with chapter images.
And I think people enjoy being highlighted there as well.
But there can only be one that is chosen for the cover art.
In this case, it was Capitalist Agenda.
And I'm pretty sure this was not an AI piece.
This looks like Capitalist Agenda.
This is one of his classic pieces.
That was for episode 1735. We titled it Old Bag, and this was like a nuclear launch button with two keys with little dog tags, Curry and Dvorak, so he got our names in.
He even snuck in an ITM on the red, yellow, green button at the top, and the big red button for launch was Tariff Podcasts 33%.
And we liked it.
And there were other contenders, but this was the one that we liked the most, and I'm pretty sure...
There was one other one that we thought was good.
Well, there were a couple.
Well, you did like the Blue Acorns form of what's in your mouth.
I said we can't post it, but I certainly liked it.
Now, the one that became the one I liked at first and you liked, we both kind of liked, but you spotted the fact that it had hallucinations.
Too many AI hallucinations was the Let's Play Lego AI piece done by Darren O'Neill.
And from a distance, it's like, oh, that's a cool Lego podcast studio.
But the minute you look at it, this thing was wrong in so many ways.
I mean, none of this Lego...
Would fit together.
All the Lego bumps were distorted.
There's a pop filter floating in midair for some reason.
That's what got me.
Because I said, this is great.
This is the best.
Because I like some of these pieces he comes up with.
And then you pointed out the pop filter floating in air just by itself.
And I looked at that.
Yeah, and then...
Disqualified the piece, and it was like, and then I made the point that you have more OCD than I do.
I don't really have that, because if you haven't noticed...
No, I've noticed, yes, I have.
I'm noticing your edits, yeah.
Oh, please.
Callback.
And the...
The point is, as soon as you spot it, it's one of those things, once you see it, you can't unsee it.
And I kept saying that, okay, would that disqualify the piece?
Yeah, the mixer looked like it was made in a Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
I didn't have an issue with the mixer like you did.
Blobs, blobs.
A lot of people did Lego stuff.
We very much like the old bags, but it doesn't really work.
No, it's not going to work.
I kind of like the will work for public broadcasting, the blue-haired.
I almost used that for the newsletter.
I was going to use that.
The other one, which came in, a late piece that came in, we should mention.
It came in too late to do.
It was the Podcaster Please Donate.
That piece came in after we had closed.
But that was a great piece.
And I like pieces for the newsletter that ask for donations in the art.
Yes.
So I almost used it, but it was so kind of depressing looking, I ended up...
I decided against it, and I probably lost us $1,000, I'm guessing, in the donations.
Because it would have worked.
You know it would have worked.
No, it always works, but I just felt bad about it because the piece just looked like pathetic.
So I ended up using We've Landed by Gun Monkey.
For one reason only.
It's just a pretty piece.
Yes, sometimes it's just a pretty piece.
That's right.
Sometimes.
Well, we also want to thank everybody who supported us for this episode, $50 and above.
And at this moment in the show, we'd like to stop and break for our executive and associate executive producers.
These are real titles, show business titles you can use anywhere for as long as Hollywood exists.
By the way, this being the special donation segment, which people sometimes skip over, they're going to miss our excellent review of the Grammy Awards.
Which you bailed on after, what, 10 minutes, I think?
Oh, it was unwatchable.
Unwatchable.
It was worse than Landman.
Yeah, you got that right.
I tried to set a marker and I messed it up here.
Hold on a second.
So Tina and I watched and just a couple of observations.
First of all, ratings are down.
Ratings are down almost 10% year over year.
I will say there was less Satan.
There was no actual Satan segment in this year's Grammys.
From time to time, there were women.
But can I stop you there for a second?
Yeah.
I was thinking about this because I stopped watching that.
I kind of looked at an overview and I looking for some, you know, just skip through and then there was anything I just gave up.
But I think it's because of the fires.
They're in LA. They just had a big fire.
They couldn't put a bunch of fire on stage.
They couldn't do all the fires.
They couldn't do their normal fire stuff?
It would be triggering.
Now, you don't like Trevor Noah hosting that thing.
Because Trevor Noah, to me, is a phony.
I used to see Trevor Noah when he did...
I didn't see him personally, but I saw his bits on YouTube when he was a stand-up comic out of South Africa.
Hilarious.
But he did a lot of racist material.
Which he should go back to.
He should go back to that.
What's he thinking?
And he was really funny with it.
He was not politically correct.
He went to The Daily Show, became the host, and he became incredibly staid.
And now on this show, if I was going to describe him, I would describe him as trying to do his...
Whatever he was doing as a host, as talking too fast, acting like, you know, if it was somebody else, I'd say he was coked up.
If it was Kamala.
Interesting.
He's brushing through his material nervously.
It just was like, it was cringy.
I couldn't watch the show.
It was terrible.
I don't know why they have him as the host.
What's he got to do with the music industry?
Well, he did it last year.
He's affordable, probably.
I think he's just affordable.
And he gets to double as Bruno Mars.
So they get two for one.
Look just like Bruno Mars.
And it was nice to see women in pretty dresses singing nice songs.
Will Smith made his comeback as if nothing had happened.
Like, oh, yeah, well, you know, the Quincy Jones segment.
There were a few DEI and trans comments, maybe three or four.
There was a lot more God than usual.
I attribute that to President Trump.
We've talked about this.
The president sets the tone.
Like Bill Clinton made certain sexual acts, not sex.
Blowjobs.
It was not sex.
So that became a thing.
It's not sex.
And President Trump's talking more about God, so that snuck in.
Good, good.
Now, the thing that irked me the most, because I don't really watch...
You watch these things.
You're a maven.
Yeah, I don't really watch...
And there were some really good performances.
I thought the new music, the new artist segment was outstanding.
But I don't watch a lot of network television.
Well, of course, I have news networks on all the time, and I just ignore the ad breaks, but...
The number of ad breaks and the first 10, without fail, Had a different pharmaceutical product in it that I'd never heard of before.
Each name was more horrible than the previous one.
I've noticed this too.
It was unbelievable.
There's crazy drugs that they're advertising.
It's unbelievable.
They've got to put a stop to this.
And if you don't know what it is, you're like, well, what is this?
Do I have this?
I don't even know what it is, but it's going to solve it if I have it.
You couldn't even figure out what the affliction was that these drugs were for.
It was bizarre.
Have you seen the cartoon ad for Eliquis or whatever?
I'm not sure what the drug was.
Where it's a cartoon, it's like for bipolar, and it's literally a cartoon of this girl.
No, I missed that one.
It's an entire cartoon.
It's a cartoon advertisement with a crazy...
Like a voice that's either South African or Australian.
I can't even get the accent because it's kind of awkward.
So you can't quite understand what they're saying.
Especially when they get to all the contraindications.
It's like blurred.
The first one that came by, a side effect, I kid you not, was death.
I saw it on the screen.
That's a lot of them.
Side effect could be death.
Like what?
It's not a side effect.
That's the end.
Your prescription may end because you'll die.
It was unbelievable.
I'm sorry, I need to go back to the art for a second.
We got a beautiful note from the farmer's wife.
You'll recall that her kids, they're homeschooled.
She has seven of them, I think.
And we had questioned why.
They had the art of the podcaster with the sombrero.
Yeah, you talked about this in the last show.
Yeah, but she sent us the note.
We didn't have the note.
I thought we did.
No, no, we didn't.
We didn't.
Let me read the note.
I don't think we did.
I think we did.
I don't think we did.
Well, check the date.
Well, I just copy-pasted it into my show notes.
Okay, never mind.
This is worth reading again.
I don't think we read it the first time, but it was about the online application for podcasters to be at the White House briefings being only in Spanish.
That's what gave her the idea for the art.
But she says, and this is what I wanted to add, the children are not allowed to listen to the podcast at this time, so they only take prompts for me.
See, she's prompting her kids like they're AI. We just found out...
It's not good.
I think they should listen to the show.
I think so, too.
But I want to read this.
We just found out I'm pregnant with our eighth human resource.
Yeah.
God bless you.
We, especially the children, are so excited.
They've been begging for more siblings.
How about that?
In what family?
It's hard to believe the kids are begging for more kids, but okay.
No, but she's an American.
She's the farmer's wife.
This is who we used to be.
No, she's the best.
However, she suffers from a very severe morning sickness called...
Hypermesis gravidarum.
She can barely get out of bed.
It's one of those pregnancies cause issues with a lot of, not all the time, but when they do, it's a major problem.
Well, she wants us to pray, and I am.
And she says, love the show!
The farmer's wife.
Thank you, farmer's wife.
So now, back to our executive and associate executive producers.
These are the people who support us with $200 or above.
You get an associate executive producer credit for this episode.
You can use anywhere, including imdb.com.
And we will read your note, as long as it's not too long.
$300 or above.
And you get an executive producer credit, which you can use anywhere in show business land.
And we'll read your note.
And we start off with Sir Harrison from Beaumont, Missouri.
He wants a Rubblizer jingle, which, you know, we have to make a decision on this, because there is a Rubblizer, you know, there's a Rubblizer donation.
Are we just going to let people willy-nilly use that now, or what do you think?
3-2-1 Rubblizer?
33-33-33?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean...
That's just...
I don't know what your question is.
Well, so...
333-3333.33 donation is a Rubblizer donation.
We play the jingle, but can anyone still request that jingle?
Well, it's just been going on for years that people have been requesting that jingle, and we've been playing it.
Okay, that was my question.
Thank you for answering it.
Was that hard?
Well, it was pretty easy.
Yeah, it was very difficult.
I had to take time out of my day.
1-1-1-1, a row of sticks for Sir Harrison.
He is Commodore Harrison, Sir Harrison of the Rednecks, checking in, he says.
Partial switcheroo to see Neil, my Gitmo Nation buddy, in a sea of commies.
Please grant him $500 for his path to knighthood, and he wants five more years!
India, hang out.
Mike, stand by.
33, 33, 33. Rubble eyes are out.
So, C. Neal, you keep track of, you add that 500, and when you reach knighthood, let us know.
It's the honor system.
We trust you.
Thank you very much, Sir Harrison.
Commodore Harrison, we appreciate you.
Now we have Sir Saul Hauser in Melbourne, Florida.
666.66.
And he sent in a text, so it's supposed to be 666.66 because it comes from Wells Fargo Bank letterhead.
No, it doesn't.
It does.
ITM, this is not a satanic donation, he writes.
Ah, okay.
But the handwriting is, I can tell you that right now.
This is two, two...
333.33 quarterly donations in one.
Thank you for all you do.
Sales...
Karma, please.
So he's a Wells Fargo advisor.
Okay.
He's getting everybody some more accounts.
Oh, he's a stock guy.
I thought it was one of those guys.
Wells Fargo advisors tends to be stock market.
I thought they signed you up for more accounts than you need.
Let's hope those days are over.
Commodore Emeritus Serg.
Sala Hauser, Baronet of the Space Coast.
All right.
He's down there.
Down there by Cape Canaveral.
We've got karma.
We move on to Dan Nickisher in Douglasville, Pennsylvania.
ITM, guys, I was hit in the mouth by Kelly and Michael Day from Fouquet Arena.
I think I said that right.
Fucaverina, North Carolina, back in July.
I have not missed an episode since.
Outstanding!
Here's my first donation.
Please de-douche me.
You've been de-douched.
And he says he would appreciate some R2-D2 karma.
You got it.
You've got...
karma.
Eric Carey in Felton, Pennsylvania.
34375. Four more years.
Thank you for the service you provide.
This podcast is an absolute treasure.
Treasure.
No agenda has become something my whole family enjoys.
Please say hello to my smoking hot wife, Ashley, and my two human resources, Nugget and Munchkin.
Okay.
Hello, Nugget.
Hello, Munchkin.
Hello, Munchkin.
We get a rebelizer.
No.
There you go.
See, there you go.
There you go.
Random number theory at work.
That's right.
You're going to need a Bitcoin shut-up slave and a screaming goat.
I look forward to the kids' giggles as they listen to your samples, sound effects, and antics.
Antics?
That's our comedic stylings.
That's not antics.
Thanks again for all you do.
Thank you, Eric J. Carey.
They're saying that all hell is going to break loose and you're going to need a Bitcoin.
India.
Hang out.
Mike.
Stand by.
33, 33, 33. Globalizer out.
Shut up, slave.
You've got...
Karma.
All right.
We have Joe Clements in Tallahassee, Florida, 333.33, long-time listener, first-time donor.
The nature of my business is that I'm on the inside, or having drinks with people on the inside, of many of the topics you cover on the show.
Most of the media coverage I listen to is subject to the Gell-Mann effect, where I realize the host, reporter, analyst, or talent has no idea what's actually going on with topics I know deeply.
No agenda, however, is a different sort of content.
You guys have an uncanny ability to analyze how people think and act in the real world, and I'm surprised about how correct your analysis is on the issues I know best.
This gives me confidence that when you talk about things I know nothing about, your analysis is solid.
Ah, we fooled him.
Thank you for the twice-weekly dose of hardcore realism.
What do you think he is, Spook?
He could be an industrial guy.
Industrial guy?
Yeah, possible.
Well, anyway, thank you, Joe.
I mean, Tallahassee.
I mean, it's not Spook City.
That's for sure.
I don't know what's going on now.
Well, thank you very much, Joe.
We appreciate it.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Seth Murdoch, Dayton, Washington.
I don't even know where that is.
301. This donation is actually an excuse to correct Dvorak's awful tip of the day from months ago when he recommended the Paper Mate Ink Joy pen.
The Zebra F301 is the only choice for the serious hand scribe.
Simplicity, elegance, and function.
And none of that rubbery crap on the grip.
The science is in.
Don't debate me on this.
Thanks for the show, Seth.
Okay.
I will get a set of Zebra F301s and give them the once-over and find out.
Now, the paper made ink drawer that I use...
We say Zebra.
Okay.
It's a Zebra.
Zebra.
Zebra.
I'm going to order one.
I'll get that set of these pens and see if they're any good.
It has a durable stainless steel barrel.
Wow!
I don't need all that.
The barrel and all the rest of it, it doesn't matter.
I was turned on to the ink drawer by a bank teller.
And it was...
Sorry.
Let me play the commercial.
Let me play the commercial.
Oh, there's no voiceover.
It's just the pen flipping around.
Okay, sorry.
Yes, your turn on my bank teller.
She said she hated these pens that the bank had, and these are normal ballpoint pens.
She said, I had to use something that I didn't feel any...
Like, there was no effort.
It was effortless to use these pens.
And I said, what pen is this?
And so I grabbed the pen from her, and I said, oh, yeah, this is great.
And so that was that.
You grabbed it right out of her hands?
Well, she offered it to me.
Oh, okay.
Check this out, she said.
What's that in your mouth was the next line, I guess.
I don't know.
Thank you, Seth.
Joseph Stegman is in Thousand Oaks, California.
Send us a short row of ducks, 222.22.
I don't have any note.
Do you have any note for Joseph Stegman?
I have nothing.
This game is a check.
He gets a double up.
We've got bank checks.
Karma.
All right, double up karma for you.
Thank you.
A lot of people are reverting to bank checks, which is great.
Yes.
Bailey Davies and Courtney, Courtney, Courtney.
Courtney.
I don't know how to pronounce it, to be honest about it.
I would say Courtney.
Courtney?
Courtney.
In B.C. in British Columbia.
220. 81. That's British Columbia is going to be our 52nd state.
ICM, we are in Courtney on Vancouver Island, B.C., which is a great place to visit.
The town of Victoria is one of the cutest, most picturesque, Oh, okay.
Well, she gets bumped up to 333.3.
The Canadian dollar and the Australian dollar is down to tubes.
Australia's down to 61 cents.
It's from my husband Dan Peruzzo's birthday.
I heard you guys talking about tariffs and...
Our low-value Canadian dollar and then with the carbon tax and the frozen bank accounts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought there was no more time to wait.
Donate!
Yes.
Dan is 55 today and he's the most amazing, funny, kind, caring husband, father and son and friend.
We all love you so much, Dan.
Please give him some jobs karma for his new project called Solutions Unincorporated.
Dan is all about contributing meaningfully.
To the many communities he is a part of, and Solutions Unincorporated is a reflection of that.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Hold on.
Stop the show.
We have the ad.
The path to enlightened writing is illuminated by the perfect instrument.
Find balance, strength, color, and fun in yours.
Find Zen in your pen.
Zebra pen.
Oh, find Zen in your pen.
There you go.
Matthew Martell.
Sounds expensive.
It does.
Matthew Martell is in Brumall, Pennsylvania.
And he says, Linda Liu is going to make a killing with all the recently fired federal employees seeking employment.
Have fun fudging those resumes for them, Linda.
And visit martelhardware.com.
Use coupon code MOREAFRICANEWS for an additional 10% off your order.
martelhardware.com with a double L. Yes, MOREAFRICANEWS is your coupon code.
Andrew in La Honda, California.
$208.
And he writes, Andrew in LaHonda, California, but very long overdue.
I've been freeloading.
Oh, no.
Occasionally sending rude emails since Rogan won.
Nice.
Heartfelt thanks for getting me through the lockdowns and for teaching me to analyze news and information.
D-douche.
You've been D-douched.
And I could use a job promotion karma if such a drop.
Drop exists.
And I got this.
Jobs.
It says, last episode you said I promote my coffee.
Wrong!
I simply suggest people visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use discount code ITM20.
But I'm really just promoting American Entrepreneurship.
Does it benefit me?
Sure.
I've made friends, met fellow producers, and along the way, I may have sold a little coffee.
I'm just happy I can return value and support the best podcast in the universe.
I love you guys.
Mean it.
Stay caffeinated.
Eli, the coffee guy.
Who said he promotes his coffee wrong?
You did.
Oh, no, I know he...
Oh, I said, no, the way you read it is like...
No, he said, last episode, you said I promote my coffee.
Wrong.
Wrong?
Yeah, wrong.
I simply said, okay.
Yeah.
I thought it was...
Wrong!
No, no, he has wrong in all caps, so I had to do it wrong!
Linda Lupatkin, guess who is next?
There she is.
Lakewood, Colorado, Jobs Karma is what she wants, and she writes, for a resume that gets results, Visit ImageMakersInc.com for all your go-to executive resume and job search needs.
That's ImageMakersInc with a K. Work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes.
Promo code Bongino!
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Shut up, Slade.
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
How about a few TikTok clips to round things up?
Why not?
I mean, can TikTok even compete with the funny we've been seeing lately?
No, that's why they only have three.
Only three?
Well, okay.
Let's go.
Okay, well first let's start with, this is a gay guy, but I'm starting to see a lot of these clips where the Democrats, in fact, let me preface this one with the, let's start with this one instead, then we'll go to the gay guy.
I'm hearing a lot of these clips.
These are Democrats complaining about Democrats complaining about Trump, and this is a typical one.
This is talk dem complainer.
So we're still mad about the grocery prices that didn't come down, even though Trump has only been in office for a couple weeks.
And now we're mad that Elon Musk has access to the Treasury payments.
But what I want to know is, why aren't we mad about the fact that we've been auto-paying anybody that asked for money, even if it's a terrorist group?
You guys are constantly saying that we're the uneducated side, but why aren't you guys questioning the fact that the highest-ranking Treasury official would rather resign than agree to an audit?
We're so uneducated, but why aren't you guys putting two and two together about why they want to sue for Elon having access to the treasury payments while his team, Doge, is exposing all the bullshit that our money is being spent on?
You guys are still pushing grocery prices in our face, but why aren't you guys upset over the $4 million that we spend yearly to prove whether duck quacks echo or not?
Or why aren't you guys upset over the fact that we spend $5 million a year on sandwich standards?
I live in New York.
Do you really think that I want my money going towards a fucking pigeon sculpture while they're shitting on everything?
And that's not even scratching the surface of where our money is going.
Apparently there's 1,200 of these type of programs.
You mean to tell me that our government has been spending money on things that have long expired?
One example being from 1998 and you guys are not mad about that?
You guys are still bitching about grocery prices and you're bitching about the fact that Elon Musk is about to stop our money from being spent on bullshit?
Bullshit programs that we can now argue is money laundering.
You guys can bitch that I'm spreading conspiracy all you want to, but there's no fucking way that I'm going to be okay with the fact that there's a cloud-watching program that my money goes towards.
Language.
Language is out of control.
That's an interesting trend you're identifying.
And this is showing up in your algorithm?
This is in your feed?
It just pops up?
Or is people sending these to you?
I dig these up myself.
I'm not dependent.
Are you searching for them?
No, they come up in the feed in various ways.
That's an interesting trend.
Maybe the Chinese are like, no, let's...
No, this is more complicated than that.
But let's go to the next one.
By the way, before we go to the next one, which is the gay guy, you know, Rand Paul...
Used to, every year, come before Congress and read a laundry list of all these stupid programs and all the same kind of thing that Trump rolled out as, not Trump, but Musk, rolled out as scams and a joke.
And Rand Paul's got no credit for this.
Rand Paul used to do this all the time.
And his dad before that.
Yeah, constantly.
But meanwhile, now all of a sudden everyone's...
Paying attention.
I just find it weird.
In fact, I might call Paul's office and find out what they think.
Yeah, record the call.
I'm not going to record the call.
Now, this starts off as some woman complaining about something and the gay guy interrupts.
It's one of those combo clips where somebody's bitching about somebody else.
And the gay guy interrupts and he is...
Another example of what would normally be a Democrat bitching about Democrats in a very solid way.
This is a pretty good clip.
Trump supporters, you do not get to be pissed about what is happening right now without also...
Oh my God, that sun.
I'm convinced these people are literally delusional and they are on heavy drugs.
I don't know a single Trump supporter that has complained about anything.
This is exactly what we voted for.
100% exactly what we voted for.
And guess what, honey?
As a gay man, I'm glad that we no longer have to worry about pronouns anymore.
Because I didn't know what the fuck that meant.
As a gay man, I'm happy that you can only be hired based on merit.
As a child of an immigrant whose parents came here legally, I'm happy that people now are being sent back that came here illegally.
So none of us are complaining about anything, baby.
You're sitting there wondering why we aren't.
We're good over here.
Trump has unleashed the gays.
you Thank you.
A lot of black guys, too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, because Americans ultimately are not stupid.
We may be slow, but we're not stupid.
Well, some are, and my last clip will be...
Here's an example of one.
So we'll go back to the haters, because they're still hanging in there.
Not as many as there were, but this is a...
You have to visualize this woman.
She is, I don't know, she's addicted to red makeup.
She's got the red lips, she's got the...
Red eyeliner.
She's got red eyeshadow and red rouge.
I mean, she's just red.
It's like, you know, if she put any more red on, she'd put a couple of horns and do the trick.
But here's a classic in the old sense.
This is a throwback.
This is a golden oldie.
It's not an oldie.
It's new, but it's old style.
Old style.
Every red voter allows themselves to be ignorant enough.
To stay guilt-free about what they voted for.
They don't want to look at the news.
They don't want to pay attention to what's going on.
They don't want to make statements or comments.
They don't want to denounce anything either.
It's funny.
Everyone's so quiet.
I used to think there was a difference between Republicans, Trump supporters, and Nazis.
It's not really looking that way anymore.
Overrun and affiliating with Elon and no one.
You're not saying anything.
You're not hopping online saying, hey, wait a minute, this isn't what I voted for, this isn't what I wanted.
You're all so quiet.
It says a lot.
I, you know, I think that you need to stay on the trend of the unleashed gay guys and, uh...
And Dem complaining about Trump.
I think that's better.
That should be the new beat.
That may be hard to get.
These things happen.
I'm just a vessel.
A conduit, as it were.
Yes, I understand.
It's divine.
Yes, I understand.
Here is a potential customer for the fabulous book, Too Many Eggs, available at TooManyEggs.com.
Egg prizes might be prompting extreme illegal activity.
Pennsylvania State Police are investigating after 100,000 organic eggs were stolen over the weekend.
Police say it happens Saturday night.
In Greencastle, Pennsylvania, it's about 65 miles southwest of Harrisburg, where a distribution trailer was parked outside of a poultry company.
Investigators say the stolen egg shipment is worth upwards of $40,000.
That's a lot of eggs.
$40,000.
I think $50,000.
Eggs are going for a buck around here.
They're stealing the eggs!
They're stealing the eggs.
They're stealing the eggs.
So I had one of our producers about a month ago say, there's no eggs anymore.
He went on and on.
I said, there's eggs all over the place, I said.
And they were at Costco.
But I've noticed he's...
Maybe we're the last on the block here at the end of the line in California.
But Costco, no eggs.
No.
The eggs that I have seen are a dollar a pop.
Wow.
A dollar an egg?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, this is the stupid bird flu.
That's exactly right.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
They called all these chickens and they jacked the price of eggs way up for no good reason.
Luckily, and fortunately, because we had inclement weather, so the eggs stopped laying up at Jay's place.
Oh, yeah, they don't like it.
They're like, nope, we're on strike.
We're on strike.
The chickens stopped laying.
I said, what?
And so I'm not getting the free eggs, but I hope that...
Crank's back up next week.
And you have to be careful because, you know, the chickens will start brooding and then if one broods, they'll all brood.
You have to, like, separate the brooder.
Chickens is more complicated than people.
You don't just throw some chickens in the backyard like, ah, I got eggs.
No, that's a lot of work.
And that's what I keep telling Tina, who's like, I want chickens.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
You're doing your research to prevent Tina from getting chickens.
Yes, I do not want...
That's the last thing I need.
Because, you know, when some weasel gets in and there's slaughtered chicken all over the...
Wipes out the chickens.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go clean it up.
No, I'm not looking.
Yeah, you've got...
You're right, but...
I think you should still have chickens.
I don't think so.
We have friends who have chickens, which is like having a friend with a boat.
Oh, if you have friends who have chickens, you don't need chickens, and you can just get all the free eggs you want.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.
I agree with you now.
I have some big pharma news.
It is baffling.
Now, remember, the Surgeon General came out and said, Oh, you know, you're drinking too much booze.
The booze is going to give you cancer.
They're going to kill you.
They're going to kill you.
But they're baffled now because it's not...
Coming from the blue?
They don't know how...
Where is the colon cancer coming from?
It was two years ago when out of the blue this 39-year-old was diagnosed with colon cancer.
It was a surprise.
It doesn't run in my family.
I was in good health.
Today, Emily Thirion is in remission, but like her, more and more young people are being diagnosed with gastrointestinal cancer, including colon, pancreatic, and liver cancer.
What could it be?
We're looking for toxins in foods, everything that may have contaminated it, like packaging.
We also check for traces of antibiotics.
Gastrointestinal cancers account for a quarter of all new cancer cases and a third of cancer deaths worldwide.
What could have changed?
What happened?
Gee, what changed over the last, say, four or five years that would account for this?
Something happened, but we can't...
By the way, I love the microplastics now.
It's like, you have the equivalent...
Oh, that must be it.
You have the equivalent of six plastic spoons in your brain.
I have more microplastics in me than I weigh.
I love the, oh, it's microplastics.
That's what's killing you.
Really?
Really?
At the Sovereign Wealth Fund, don't worry, they're going to have two billion of these.
These microplastic causes.
What else could it be?
I have no idea.
I have no idea what it could be.
Interesting.
Well, hopefully we'll find out if Kennedy gets in, but they put his voting off for a week.
Oh, in abeyance?
Yeah, they put it in abeyance, but here's something I was reading in one of the newsletters I get.
30-hour stalling.
Who is the guy they've been stalling on the most to push through as a cabinet member?
I'm going to tell you who it is, but tell me if the news media has even discussed this guy.
Who they've stalled the most?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Who have they stalled the most?
Russell Vaught!
Well, no wonder.
As Director of Office Management and Budget, OMB. Oh, yeah.
They don't want anyone going in there and looking at payroll.
So the Democrats have stayed in session to protest the confirmation of Russell Vaught.
This is from Natalie Del Conte, Natalie Morris' newsletter.
Oh, brother.
She's got a good newsletter.
I don't like the show, but the newsletter's good.
And he was associated with Project 2025, so they hate him.
He wrote the parts of the plan that had to do with shrinking the federal government workforce, non-government organizations, and taking control of the budget.
There may be something interesting in that organization that they don't want to come to light.
You know what this is, John?
Season of reveal.
That's what I've been saying.
Season of reveal.
I'm glad you're on board with me.
President Trump also signed an executive order with great trepidation.
He says he really didn't want to sign it.
But I've got to sign this thing for Iran.
I hope we don't have to use it.
I really don't like signing this, but I'm going to sign it because I have to.
But I don't really want to.
I'm really sad.
And Peter Doocy asks the pre...
Pre-setup question, I presume.
Why, Zidane, I'm happy to sign it if it's Iran and their proxies who threaten to retaliate against you and your team?
Well, they haven't done that, and that would be a terrible thing for them to do.
It would be terrible for them to kill you, yeah.
Because of me.
If they did that, they would be obliterated.
That would be the end.
I've left instructions.
If they do it, they get obliterated.
There won't be anything left.
And they shouldn't be able to do it.
And Biden should have said that, but he never did.
I don't know why.
Lack of intelligence, perhaps.
But he never said it.
If that happens to a leader, or close to a leader, frankly, if you had other people involved also, you would call for total obliteration of a state that did it.
That would include Iran.
So I'm signing this, and it's a very powerful document, but hopefully we're not going to have to use it.
Now, can a president leave a dead man switch?
I mean, is that possible that, you know, I've left instructions, if they kill me, then you drop the nuke on Iran?
Is that even possible?
No.
I didn't think so.
But I thought it was interesting.
Is that another blurt?
No, this was thought out.
We have some interesting news from California.
I don't know if you have kept up with this.
This is another...
This is another thing that we've kept up with over the years on the No Agenda show.
New information on California's high-speed rail project as President Donald Trump calls for an investigation.
The original plan for high-speed rail was set to take riders from Los Angeles to San Francisco.
Future plans include connecting Sacramento to the system.
The original cost estimate was $45 billion when it was pitched to voters back in 2008. The cost estimate has now swelled to $128 billion at last check with no estimated completion date.
The project's inspector general told us today that ongoing risks of delay, including construction delays, because of continued disagreement with third parties.
All aboard!
Trains good, planes bad.
We just keep to get using these jingles.
It's fantastic.
That's been going on for it.
10, 12, 14 years now?
It's been forever, it seems.
I got displaced from my home in San Francisco for it.
Remember that?
That's right.
Yeah, because they were going to build...
That's right.
It might still be in San Francisco.
I don't think so, but yeah.
Well, maybe.
No, I don't think so.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Yes, you were displaced because they built a new Transbay terminal.
Eminent domain.
I was kicked out of Eminent domain.
And they're going to build a new Transbay terminal, and in that terminal were going to be the high-speed rail trains underneath the thing.
And, of course, they built a new Transbay terminal.
They never put the rail into the bottom of it.
Nope.
And it's just a fiasco, another boondoggle.
Yes.
And, yeah, they took out a nice bar around where you were and your building was pretty cool.
Natoma Street doesn't even exist anymore.
Staying in California, Newsom's Inferno.
Looks like State Farm is on the move.
Farm Insurance is asking California lawmakers to approve an emergency rate hike.
The company says it has already received around 8,700 claims connected to the L.A. wildfires, and the company has paid out more than a billion dollars.
They're asking for a 22% rate hike for homeowner policies, a 38% hike for rentals, and 15% increase for tenants.
The rate hikes, if approved, would start on May 1st.
State Farm says the hikes would allow them to rebuild their capital base to continue coverage in California.
Consumer Watchdog has been critical of the request, saying State Farm has not provided enough proof to show it needs money.
The insurance company most recently raised rates by 20% last March.
State Farm is California's largest home insurer, covering about a million homeowners in the state.
Now will you be affected by this?
I think we've already been affected by it.
We do have State Farm, and they were canceling a lot of policies.
They never canceled ours.
Mimi had found out why.
You're on a hill.
You're on a hill.
You've got nothing to worry about.
No, it's because we took...
I guess there was some sort of a writer or something that if you had subscribed to it, which was recommended, then you were put in a different category and you weren't messed with.
Pays to have a good woman in your life.
Yeah, women always do the job.
Yeah.
And so somehow...
Women always do the job, yeah.
They do.
And so somehow...
I don't know.
Yeah, you lucked out.
Well, the whole thing is a mess.
Well, there was on KBUR, which...
Is that an NPR station, I think?
KBUR? Is that Burbank?
Not around here.
No, I think it's Burbank.
Oh, Burbank.
It could be.
Yeah.
Some guy, a climate change guy, probably about rebuilding and how are we going to rebuild?
State Farm says it will renew policies for people hit by the fires.
The governor says insurance companies cannot cancel plans for these affected homeowners.
You understand risk.
You also understand why people are sentimental.
Is this a good idea to rebuild in exactly the same places?
Well, people do have the right to rebuild in exactly the same places.
The question is, how are they going to rebuild?
There's a new building code in California that's supposed to go into effect next year, for example, that requires electrification.
I think we should take advantage of this terrible, terrible tragedy, and not to minimize in any way how horrific it is, to build back better.
No.
No.
Woo, California.
Yeah, build back better.
People are getting ripped off by the electrical bills in this state.
Gas is a lot cheaper, so let's get rid of it.
What a mess.
I'm sorry you live out there.
I'm sorry.
It's just tough.
You were a tough go.
Feel sorry for me, people.
Donate to the No Agenda show.
Help John.
Yeah, we feel so bad for you.
No, we'll help you move.
We'll show up with U-Hauls.
I'm not moving anywhere.
Forget it.
I know.
I know.
It would be bad for the show.
Where am I going to go?
Tennessee?
They love you in Nashville.
I'd be great.
I like Tennessee.
I think it's one of the best states.
Arkansas, I think, is the most underrated.
Great state, but Tennessee's dynamite.
You bring your banjo.
They'll love you.
Bring the banjo.
Bring the harmonica.
Harmonica, exactly.
Oh, there it is.
So there's still been a lot of, before the whole Doge thing, everybody was out there complaining about Tulsi Gabbard and everyone gets on the air and Panetta.
Panetta.
Lou Panetta.
What's his name?
Lou Panetta?
The guy, the baseball guy?
No, Panetta, the former CIA director.
What was his first name, Panetta?
Yeah, Panetta.
What was his first name?
I thought it was Lou.
It's kind of funny.
Leon.
Leon Panetta.
There we go.
Leon.
Leon Panetta.
So this guy is so toasted.
This is a very short clip.
This is what he said about Tulsa.
Oh, you know, they took his...
I think he had his security removed.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
His clearance has been removed.
His clearance.
I think he lost his clearance, lost his service protection.
And so, yeah, I'd be probably drinking a lot, too, if I was him.
And he's following this very, very closely because she just cannot be the director of national intelligence.
No way.
Of intelligence information.
And there are three problems with Chelsea Gabbard.
One is that she has absolutely no experience in intelligence.
He thinks her name is Chelsea Gabbard.
Play that again.
Of intelligence information.
And there are three problems with Chelsea Gabbard.
Chelsea Gabbard.
Yeah, so he's the guy who's going to give us expert advice and he can't even get her name correctly.
I'm gonna show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
Now, a reminder that we have some outstanding end-of-show mixes on the way.
A couple of new ones I think you'll like a lot.
We also have John's tip of the day.
I have a tip of the day today, so you may want to hang around for that.
Oh, yeah.
And we got some meet-up reports.
We have a nighting birthdays.
And John is going to thank everybody who supported the show this episode, $50 and above.
Yes.
Yes.
Starting with...
Sean Ongley in Philadelphia, but actually this is $170.60, but this is a switcheroo to Philly Local 76. Oh, okay.
Sean Homan in Noblesville, Indiana, 148.48.
Merrick Bendikowski, Bendikowski in Warsaw, Poland.
Yay!
We got one.
Wow.
Yeah, we got one.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. With some health karma for his dad.
Can you put that at the end, please?
Of course.
A.W. Christensen in Raglan, Queensland, Australia.
There we go.
$120 from Australia.
That is probably...
That's the one.
That's probably $200, too.
It should probably be bumped up.
Okay.
I will...
Hold on a second.
Let me bump it up.
Bump him up to associate executive producer.
All right.
All right.
Russell Rhodes in Tallahassee, Florida, 105.35.
And he's got a birthday call for a son.
Michigan Mad Dog in Mountain Pleasant, Michigan, 102. Congrats on whatever he says.
John Robinet, $100.
Alexander O'Neill in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.
And he's got a very long note.
See if there's anything in here that we need to do.
Well, he's Canadian, but he's based in Tokyo.
And he wanted to express his thanks to Dame Astrid and Sir Mark for hosting a great meetup in January.
Connection is definitely protection.
They brought together a very fine group of people from Tokyo and around the world.
And he's on the birthday list for the third.
So it's after the fact.
And he was turned 30. 33, so you're on the list.
Yeah, another 33. That's right.
Robert G. MacArthur in Monmouth, Oregon, 100. He says, this is what USAID bucks.
Doesn't look like a donation to the show.
I think Rogan and us are the only podcast not getting money from USAID. Everyone's making out on that stuff.
Yeah, or the Russians.
Heather, yeah, no, people should note that, too.
We don't get money from these.
I think once in a while some spook money shows up as a normal donation.
But that's private spook money.
It's, you know, just from their salary.
Yeah, guys, poor guys.
Heather Hare in Gillette, Wyoming, 100. Sir Zubat of Windsor in Windsor, Canada.
No, Windsor, California.
Windsor, California, right.
Windsor, the wine-growing area.
What's a little R2D2 karma at the end if you can give it to him?
Sir Braff in Lancaster, New Hampshire, 90-16.
Patrick Kevin Stasiak in Saginaw, Michigan, 8810. And that's a double nipples on the dime.
50th birthday coming up for him.
Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina.
There he is, 8008. He's the Duke of Luna, Archduke of Luna, I'm sorry, and lover of American boobs.
He says, my apologies, the title upgrade to Archduke was approved on the show of 1491. Njet Blufsky.
David Keketa in Santan Valley.
Yeah.
And this is the 73 Ham Radio donation, which I should probably put on the list as a regular donation.
And David has an end-of-show mix today for us.
So he donates in time, talent, and treasure.
Thank you.
A triple threat.
That's right.
Dana Carroll in Laughlin, Nevada.
It's 72-27.
Golf Winch in Ronert Park, California 6777 Sir Laron in Dothan Alabama 6746 Bobby Bowe in Bluegrass, Iowa 6746 is the birthday coming up there.
For Jeff Voss yes you got it.
That's actually the 6502 chip donation plus fees so that would also account for Clay Bocceviche in...
Miami, Florida, 6736. And here's the regular great promotion for the ship donation.
People don't care anymore.
The only people who remember the 6502 are boomers like you and me.
I'm a boomer, Jason.
Michael Ragusa in Tustin, California, 6502. And Leo Bugo in Sarasota, Florida, 6502. Jobs Karma.
Give him that at the end.
We'll do that.
David Cox in Austin, Texas, 6325. Nick Lynch in Isanti, Minnesota, 6006. And he wants to thank Dreb Scott for the chapters so he can skip the AI segments.
You're going to die.
All right.
Fine.
Lucas Haskell in Sacco, Maine.
6-0-0-6.
I won't say what he said.
Daniel Bradley in Knoxville, Tennessee.
60. Anonymous Girl Boss in 60. Brian Furley, 55-10.
Sir Tom Darry in DeForest, Wisconsin.
He came in with 55-10.
And then we go to Luke Reykjavik.
Luca.
Luca.
Luca Rečvek in Slavonski, Croatia.
Hey, Croatia.
I used to write for a magazine.
Hello, Croatia.
5377. Great place, by the way.
People want to visit a great country, Croatia, is it?
Yes.
It still has enough remnants of the communist era to make it interesting.
They have a beautiful coastline, I believe.
Yes, and Dubrovnik, if you want to go there, there's an experience.
They have the...
Was it the sound pipes there?
So when the water, the tide comes in, it plays this eerie sound?
I didn't get there.
Christina went there.
Yeah, whistles.
Croatia is the bomb, man.
It's the bomb.
Christina says, do not eat the cheese sandwiches from the gas station.
That's a worldwide rule.
She did not have a good experience with that.
Christina, by the way, is on a reality show right now.
Did you know that?
No.
She's been on one before.
She's like a reality person.
This is Chicks in the Jungle.
Oh, she got selected for that?
Yeah, she's in it.
And it's in Colombia.
And it's hilarious.
She had to eat ants.
Oh, I know she made me sick.
She's doing quite well.
She's doing well in the elimination.
She's still there.
She's still in the game.
I'll give an update next week.
Heather Harper in Lubbock, Texas, 53-33.
Michael Gates, 52-80.
Hakan Andresen in Portland, Oregon, 52-72.
Roger Kesee in Holland, Michigan, 52-71.
These are all $50 donors.
I believe.
Sir Rickelson and Crazy Steve, our buddy in Santa Rosa, California, $51.50.
He puts on the meetups.
James Sharametta in Napanok, New York, $50.
Oh, these are all $50s coming up now, including the $50 we got in from the Albany meetup, including Rebecca Howe in Memphis.
She wasn't at the meetup, but she gave us $50.
Chris Conacher in Anchorage, Alaska.
Alex Zavala in Kyle, Texas.
Meredith Whittle in Huntsville, Arkansas.
Daniel Calibro in Bethel, Vermont.
David Adrian in Cary, North Carolina.
Walker Phillips in San Rafael.
He was at the meetup.
Aichi Kitagawa in San Francisco.
I did not see him there.
But Sir Richie Rich.
From North Carolina was at the meet at the one with the great hair.
He sent me an email.
He said, John is exaggerating about the conversation about the hair.
No.
Yes, he did.
He sent me an email.
No, he sent you the note, but I don't exaggerate.
Okay.
He came in with 52. No, I don't know.
Maybe I embarrassed him.
Alex Savala is Sir Alex Savala, host of NICU Dads, thank you, and an Austin Meetup attendee.
Thank you all very much.
Thank you, everybody.
Requested was Jobs and R2-D2 Karma, so we'll combine those two.
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, and Jobs.
Let's vote for Jobs!
Karma.
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Happy birthday to Alexander O'Neill, who turned 33 on February 3rd.
Jeff M. wishes his smoking hot wife a very happy birthday.
She celebrated on the 4th.
Jeff M. himself had his birthday on the 6th.
Bailey Davies, happy birthday to husband Dan Peruzzo, turning 55 years old today.
Patrick Stasiak turns 50 tomorrow.
Happy birthday.
You'll finally see Abraham.
Bobby Bowe, happy birthday to Jeff Voss on the 7th tomorrow.
And Russell Rhodes wishes his son Vikram Rhodes It's a very happy birthday.
He turns 15 on the 8th.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the Best Podcast in the Universe!
Now, before we bring up our night-to-be, we have a note.
It's a layaway night.
Joe Gwaltney here, he says.
I've finally donated enough to claim my knighthood in keeping with John's incessant need to pronounce Everytown incorrectly.
It reminds me of a time when it was a young boy living in Elberon, Virginia.
Pronounce Elbrin.
Whoops!
Elbrin, Virginia.
Pronounce Elbrin to the locals.
My grandmother took me to a local church to show me the most horrible misspelling of the town.
The cornerstone of the church showed the town name as Elbow, Virginia.
And as such, I would like...
That's pretty bad.
I would like to be knighted Sir Dudarino of the Elbow.
I know you guys aren't into the whole brevity thing.
So, thank you very much for my sanity and thank you to Sir Perfilis.
For hitting me in the mouth.
Well, that's very nice of him.
So why don't you grab a blade, John?
We'll bring him up on the...
Perf Lewis.
Perf Lewis?
Yeah, here you go.
Oh, that'll do.
That's a nice one.
All right, Joe Guadalupe, step on up.
You, sir, are about to become a knight of the Noagenda Roundtable.
Let me get these blades here, and I'm very proud to pronounce the KD as Sir Duderino of the Elbow.
And for you, we've got hookers and bros, rent boys and chardonnays.
We've got harlots and haldo, redheads and ryes, beers and blunts, Ruben S. Women and rosé, gays and sake, vodka and vanilla, bong hits and bourbon, sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils.
It's a favorite.
Or, of course, breast milk and pablum.
And, as always, And you, sir, may head right on over to NoAgendaRings.com and use the ring sizing guide on the website.
To send us your size and where you want the ring to be sent to.
And of course, it always comes with a certificate of authenticity and seeing as it is a signet ring, which is kind of cool.
It's a mirror, reverse.
You get some wax to seal your important correspondence, which I just got from a knight there in Bastrop.
His note was sealed with his ring and the sealing wax.
It's beautiful.
And welcome to the roundtable of the No Agenda Knights and Dames.
No agenda meetups.
That's right.
If you want connection that gives you protection, these people are your first responders in an emergency.
So you want to go to a No Agenda Meetup.
You can find them all at NoAgendaMeetups.com.
We love getting meetup reports.
Here's one from South Dakota.
This is the Black Hills No Agenda Meetup at Crow Peak Brewery.
Come and join us next month.
Hope to see you then.
In the morning.
In the morning.
Hi, guys.
This is Caitlin coming to you from Crow Peak in Spearfish, South Dakota.
Having a great time and hope to see you guys next month.
Hi, John and Adam.
In the morning from Spearfish.
In the morning, John and Adam.
We're here at the Crow Peak Brewing Company in Spearfish, South Dakota.
Having a great time.
We had a new person, a new face join us this time.
And we can't wait to see everybody next month.
Stillwater, I'm calling you out, bro.
We'll see you next month.
In the morning!
This meetup report was produced in Spearfish, South Dakota and is guaranteed to be completely AI-free.
Yeah, and please don't send me your homemade songs before and after the meetup report unless it's completely relevant, which it wasn't, so I had to snip it off.
Philly!
The Too Many Kegs meetup.
Sean here in center city of Philadelphia with Local 76. At McGillan's Old Ale House, where we have too many kegs.
I listen to the show at double speed, but I play it twice.
Hello, sirs from Philadelphia.
In the morning, this is Linadelphia.
In the morning, gentlemen.
The NFL's rigged, but go Birds!
Sarcastic to Nomad and Philly, thank you for your courage.
In the morning, hanging out here with a bunch of flat earthers, having a good time.
Hey, it's Gray, checking in from my first Philly meetup.
Hi, Mom.
We're all just wondering what keeps the satellites afloat.
This is Black Knight Sir EZ, and I want to tell John that I have a problem with my night ring.
It's getting smaller and smaller.
I want a refund.
North Georgia, come on in.
Come one, come all.
John, we had a swell time, even though nobody ate any mac and cheese.
Sean here.
Don't eat me, Tom Homan.
You're scary.
So scary.
Hey, N.A., Dr. Sir, Mike Roth.
I love my mullet, and I love my beard.
Sir E. here.
Remember, connection is protection.
In the morning, it's good to be back with fellow slaves in the city of Cumming, which is a verb, sick hail.
Noted.
This is Cody signing out.
No agenda rocks.
The best barkeep at Cherry Street House, y'all.
In the morning!
In the morning!
All right.
Very nice.
There's a meet-up taking place, started just now at the North Idaho Sanity Brigade.
It's their first of 2025 at Trails End Brewery and Brick Oven Pizza in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
The Northern Wake Public Slave Gathering kicks off in an hour from now at Saints and Scholars in Raleigh, North Carolina, if you're listening live, of course.
On Saturday, no mutton, just meet up!
That'll be noon Denver time, Antelope Ridge Meteory in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Let's join Canada, 2.30 in Alaska.
That'll be on Saturday at Snowtown Brewery in Snohomish, Washington.
I don't know why you're using Alaska time.
I guess that makes sense.
Also on Saturday, the Treasure Valley Meetup, 3 o'clock at Old State Saloon in Eagle, Idaho.
And finally on Saturday, the Club 33 Natalie Pier Meetup at 3.30 Eastern Time.
Shigs and a Pig BBQ and Brew.
That's on Illinois Road in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Many more meetups to be found at noagendameetups.com.
They take place almost daily now all around Gitmo Nation.
You need to be a part of these.
So when you go, go with an attitude of gratitude.
Look them up at noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, start one.
It's easy, and they're always a party.
Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.
You want to be where you won't be, triggered or held the blame.
You want to be where everybody feels the same.
It's like a party.
You know, I've got the TV now on the wall in the studio, and I just looked up, and it's like, CNN, they're running out of people to put on to complain about Trump.
Now they've just got ugly people.
There's nothing but ugly people on CNN. Yeah, with ugly shirts, ugly face, ugly hair.
It's crazy.
They're running out of people.
They can't fill enough airtime.
Sad.
Super sad is that I somehow, I'm not sure how, Neglected to get any ISOs.
Oh, I was thinking you were going to have a bunch of them.
I only have the one.
Well, it's a winner.
We will not shut up!
God, that's no good.
Wait a minute.
Let me see if...
That's really horrible.
Wait, I have...
Well, go back to the one I used a lot.
The one I had submitted last time that got bumped by yours.
That was a good one.
Which one was that?
Do you remember which one it was?
Well, I have the list here somewhere.
Well, I remember what I had.
I had, uh...
Goodness gracious!
I had that one.
No, no.
Go to no...
Try no way.
No way.
Hold on.
Uh, this one.
Here we go.
There is no way anything can be this good.
Yeah, I think we should use that one.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
That would work.
Thank goodness.
All right, everybody.
It's time for that beautiful moment in the show.
John C. Dvorak's tip of the day.
Great advice for you and me.
Just a tip with J.C.
And sometimes Adam.
Can I do mine first?
Yeah, please do yours first.
This was a tip from a producer.
For those of you who use Android phones and you like using the voice-to-text feature, which voice input is quite handy, but you don't want Google...
Saving all of your transcripts, which I'm pretty sure they do.
Of course they do.
There's an open-source voice-to-text system that is created by, funny enough, a company in Austin, and they have a...
Their entire website explains exactly how they're not lame.
It is called FUTO, F-U-T-O, and you can find them at futo.org.
You can even download it as an APK so you don't have to get it off of the Play Store, and you can look at their GitHub to see how everything works, and it does pretty well.
It's not quite as fast as you'd expect from...
From the Googles, but at least you know, and it's pretty accurate, and at least you know that it is not saving that to embarrass you later in life.
That is my tip of the day.
That's a good one.
Thank you.
So this tip is more of an education than a tip.
This stemmed from the end of last show, or post-mortem, where it turned out that I'd known you for 31 years or so.
Me?
And you didn't know anything about olive oil.
And you had come back from Italy.
I'm still reeling at that we've known each other for 31 years, and you're probably right.
That's the hard part about it.
That's right.
I didn't...
I mean, yes, go ahead.
I will take my lickings.
Because you had gone to Tuscany and brought back a bunch of olive oil, and then I told you a couple of things, and you were clueless about it.
And I have to assume, and I talked about doing this at the tip of the day, that people don't know anything about olive oil.
That's correct.
Generally don't.
And just a few basics.
Olive oil only keeps for two years, max.
This is what I didn't...
I was surprised by that.
This is the thing that you were surprised by.
You thought olive oil, like all oils, goes rancid, which is...
And the kind of rancidity that you achieve from these oils...
Butter does this.
Coffee, beans do it.
Anything with oil.
The rancidity is unhealthy.
And olive oil is good for two years, and so when you buy olive oil, you should always check on the back of the bottle.
It should have either pick date or use-by date, and it should be just a round number.
Costco's extra virgin olive oil that they sell Italian in the green bottle, not the organic but the regular stuff, usually has information on the back, and you can tell how...
You know, because the batches change about once every four months at Costco.
And you want the freshest, newest olive oil you can find, hopefully within a year.
But after two years, it starts to go bad.
And it's not something that ages like wine, so you have to be careful with olive oil.
The other thing is that people don't know.
I just was thinking about it to add to this simple tip is you have to, the olive oil, most olive oil by a factor of almost all olive oil in the world, Spain makes most of it.
And they make more olive oil than anybody by far.
You take everybody else combined, it's about what Spain makes.
And most of their olive oil is blended into other olive oils.
And you have to be careful because Italian olive oil is always considered the best.
Tuscan olive oil is always considered the best of the best.
Just a couple of things.
I find Sicilian olive oil would be really good.
But my favorite olive oils come from Provence, France, and California, which make some terrific olive oils, but the production is so low it doesn't even show up on the list of olive oil makers.
South American olive oils are also good.
So the point is that you have to be careful with the Italian stuff, which is the most promoted, because you have to make sure that you read the label and make sure it says produced in Italy with Italian olives, It'll often say packed in Italy.
So it'll say Italian olive oil and it'll say packed in Italy and it's Spanish olive oil or even worse, Greece.
Oh no!
That's the worst.
No, Greece and olive oil is always considered greasy.
I don't like it.
It has a weird taste.
It's greasy.
But I will say this.
In Spain, there's terrific olive oils around but very few of them get exported and they have Varietal olive oils and all the rest.
The last tip, I don't want to overdo this.
Wow, you're going crazy.
The noagentatips.net can't keep up.
The last tip is the idea, what is extra virgin?
Yeah, what is that?
What is extra virgin?
Extra, extra virgin, you can even get.
Extra virgin.
Extra virgin olive oil is an oil that is, and usually what you want to get is first pressed.
Extra virgin olive oil, and you should first press because you want it to be pressed by extraction, by a press.
I'll just read from the thing.
Extra virgin olive oil is olive oil.
You mash up the olives and you start to press them to get the oil.
You can't use heat or chemicals to extract the oil.
It has to be just purely pressed, and the first pressing is the good stuff.
That's the extra virgin?
That's the extra virgin first press.
First press.
Best price.
And so that's what you want.
It doesn't cost that much more than the cheaper stuff.
But as they try to get more oil out of the olives, they'll go to the point where they will extract it using hexane, which is what most oils are.
Most oils you buy are hexane extracted.
You know, I think that you should give up on the vinegar book and do an oil book.
You seem to be on point with it.
And by the way, I'm a little nervous.
Now we have to give this away because what happens is we went to the winery, Castello Verrazano, the guy who discovered the Hudson Bay and the Verrazano Bridge is named after him, and then the cannibals ate him in the Bahamas.
It was a bummer.
For him.
For him it was a bad day, a day wrecker.
But the way it works is, you know, they give you, and man, I tell you, the Italian winery is like, yeah, you have a wine tasting.
And they give you six full-on pours.
You're all hammered.
Luckily, we had a driver.
You're all hammered.
And they're like, we can send it to Texas.
You know, I'm not going to order like a whole, like we ordered some wine, just like, you know, a couple.
And then we ordered vinegar.
And what they're famous for.
And then the olive oil.
I think we've got six bottles, so we've got to give it away.
We'll never use it in time before it goes rancid.
That's not true.
I don't know how much oil...
I plow through one of those big, giant, liter-and-a-half bottles of Costco oil about once every four months.
You're guzzling the stuff.
You're guzzling it.
I don't know.
Your bottles you have are all 3-fit 75, you said.
I'm going to send you one.
I'm going to send you one.
I'll send you one.
Yeah, send me one.
It'll be done in no time.
All right.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is John's tip of the day.
Tipoftheday.net.
Noagendafun.com.
Great advice for you and me.
Just a tip with JCD.
And sometimes Adam.
Created by Dana Burnetti.
That's it, everybody.
Wow, that was quite the tip of the day.
And I learned something.
I learned that you've known me for 31 years.
I'm very disturbed by this.
This is a very disturbing thing to think about.
It's like Nussbaum sent me a video of my hair at the Video Music Awards in 1989. I really don't remember much of it.
Yeah, well, there's reasons for that.
36 years ago.
No, there's no...
You'd think it's weed-related, but it wasn't.
Coming up, end of show mixes from David Kekta.
Kekta!
We also have...
Oh, Joe Grillo.
That's right.
Joe Grillo did a fun little ditty for us.
And next up on the No Agenda stream, trollroom.io and on your modern podcast apps, it's a good show.
Planet Rage!
It's Larry and Darren.
Of all the shows that kind of mimic No Agenda, I think they're the best.
They could take over in four years.
They'd move up a slot in time.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, right here in Fredericksburg.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're finally getting, well, finally, we got some the other day, too, but it's raining out.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday, where we'll have our annual Super Bowl predictions, and, of course, a lot more media deconstruction, and more blurts.
Until then, adios mofos, hooey, hooey, and such.
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Partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability, and dwarfism.
All qualified.
This is for exact round numbers.
Nearly 40,000 have voted agreeing with me.
Turning to President Trump's response to this major tragedy just a day after the aircraft collision, he blamed, without any evidence, his familiar scapegoats, the previous administrations, and DEI. I put safety first, Obama, Biden, and the Democrats policy first.
Then they put politics at a level that nobody's ever seen.
They put a big push to put diversity into the FAAs.
They actually came out with a directive to white people and want the people that are competent.
But white people have always indulged in cannibalism.
They ate their slaves and they ate black people that were free after the Emancipation Proclamation, after lynchings.
People.
People who eat people.
Unmentionable cuisine has recipes for everything.
All the luckiest people in the world.
The Delectable Negro, which covers recipes of how to eat black people.
We're children.
I don't remember how the recipe goes.
I don't think you have to grind them necessarily.
Eating other children.
Another book called Edible People.
With cornbread and grits on the side.
People would buy that.
100% certified.
White people eat black people.
Tasting more like chicken.
I'm not just feeding you a bunch of bullshit.
There are a plethora of books that you can look into that proves that this is a fact.
