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Dec. 9, 2010 - No Agenda

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259: Lucy Napolitano in Yemen

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	The madness has to end.
	The madness!
	Stop the madness!
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, December 9th, 2010.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 259.
	This is No Agenda.
	Decoding cables here at the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, Gitmo Nation West, and the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I am the media terrorist known as Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where there are no WikiLeaks, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	In the morning to all boots on the ground and all ships at sea.
	And to you, Joe.
	What do I get to say?
	You don't get to say anything today.
	I figured I'd usurp you.
	Well, I'm going to say good morning to, or in the morning, to all the human resources.
	Yes, the ones who are in our chat room at noagendachat.net, all charged up and ready to go the way your government loves you and needs you to be.
	I got a couple notes, by the way, about the ships at sea.
	I got some notes from ships at sea who said, hey...
	Don't mess with my ships at sea, because there are guys at ships at sea who are actually...
	There's one guy.
	There's a couple guys.
	No, I got a couple notes.
	There's two guys.
	So, that's human resources who are on ships at sea, and we definitely have boots on the ground.
	I wonder, did they tell you whether they listened to the stream, or did they just download?
	No, I didn't inquire.
	Well, you should.
	Anyway, in the morning to you, John.
	It's been nice not talking to you.
	Yep, I agree with that one.
	Yeah, it's actually quite nice.
	So, we had, you know, there was an outage at PayPal which affected us dearly.
	Oh, at least half of our money.
	At least, more than half, actually.
	I did a calculation on a typical Thursday show.
	So, we ended up, we might as well get rid of it.
	Might as well mention our executive producer...
	Oh, one executive producer.
	He's not only the executive, he got lucky.
	Of course, he's Sir Larry Lee, who is a lucky guy, Granite Shoals, Texas.
	And he's our executive producer for this show, and also the only member of the 259 Club.
	Oh, that would be the 259er Club.
	Yeah, the 259er Club.
	And he's donated 259 for episode 259, because he's outraged, he says.
	At the idea that the Walmart Corporation is cooperating with the Department of Homeland Security and suggesting that ordinary citizens should report indicators of terrorist activity to Walmart managers.
	Since when did ordinary citizens become experts in indicators of terrorist activity?
	Since when did Walmart become the target of terrorist activity?
	Now, citizens of this country are encouraged to rat On our friends and neighbors, just like the paranoid fascist state of Germany, prior to the rise of the Third Reich!
	So the show is over.
	Everything I wanted to say, Sir Larry Lee has summed up in one donation dedication.
	Rant, yeah.
	It's perfect!
	Hi, I'm Janet Napolitano, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
	Homeland Security begins with hometown security.
	That's why I'm pleased that Walmart is helping to make our communities more safe and secure.
	If you see something suspicious in the parking lot or in the store, say something immediately.
	Report suspicious activity to your local police or sheriff.
	If you need help, ask a Walmart manager for assistance.
	Thank you for doing your part to help keep our hometowns safe.
	That's the part that really cracked me up.
	It's like if I'm really in trouble, this is what you should teach all your children.
	It used to be like if you're lost or in trouble, you can always go up to a cop.
	Now it's like go up to any Walmart manager.
	They will save you.
	Walmart managers are there to save you.
	It's disgusting.
	I agree with Sir Larry Lee.
	This is a combination of 1984 with the telescreens.
	Was that what they called it in 1984?
	The telescreens?
	Or the telescriber.
	Yeah, whatever.
	Telestrator.
	Telestrator is something we use at sports games to draw on the screen.
	Okay.
	Telescreen, I think, is what it was.
	And...
	Well, you know, this is desperation.
	I have her entire speech, which I watched diligently.
	It was on C-SPAN 3.
	You want to get obscure?
	C-SPAN 3, okay?
	Most cable networks, I don't think, even have C-SPAN 3.
	No, you can get it online, though.
	Yeah, so I actually have the C-SPAN app, and I was listening to Janet Napolitano speak to the BJA app.
	Which is the Blowjob Association of America.
	Yeah, uh-huh.
	Actually, it's all the lower-level law enforcement people who came to Washington for a symposium.
	And then, of course, at the end of the day, then Janet Napolitano comes in and she's going to speak to the lower levels.
	Because it's no longer about homeland security, it's about hometown security.
	Hometown security.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, because the places are blowing up left and right.
	Do you want it?
	Macon, Georgia was under attack by Arab terrorists just last week.
	I need to play this and then we can close this out, at least as far as I'm concerned.
	But it's really important because she does say something in there.
	She stumbles over something which made me laugh.
	But I think it's important to hear the words from the horse's mouth, so to speak.
	No pun intended.
	And by the way, I put a link in the show notes to the video of this.
	You should see her.
	She's like swaying back and forth.
	She's like a rapper up there on the podium.
	Really weird.
	Very, very weird.
	But it's important the way she uses NLP on the fine policemen and women of these United Gitmo states and programs them into this...
	And I'll have to explain some of the acronyms as well.
	Programs them into this initiative.
	And that our citizens, our community groups, and small businesses all need to be a part of that effort.
	What does that mean?
	What that means is this.
	Here is the question I asked.
	I said, what is the best way to counter violent extremism here at home?
	Ah, what is the best way, John?
	What do you think?
	I didn't know he had any.
	What violent extremism are we talking about?
	Oh, we have tons.
	Oh, well, she'll get into that.
	We have lots of...
	We are not just violent extremism.
	We have terrorists!
	In D.C., they give it initials, CVE. Huh?
	What is the best way to do that here at home?
	And the answer that came back, and that I concur with, is that...
	We may not, at DHS, as part of our role, have the full capability to understand why it is that somebody would become a violent extremist, a terrorist, for example.
	Just so you know, this is happening.
	It's all over the place, John.
	And they don't know why.
	They don't understand how...
	Someone, somebody becomes a violent extremist, a terrorist, if you will.
	Really?
	Yeah, it's amazing.
	I'm sorry, I'm under the impression now that Indianapolis is being attacked as we're doing the show.
	Is this true?
	No.
	Oh, okay.
	...what works in terms of building bridges with communities so that you, in a way, just by knowing what goes on in a neighborhood...
	Here's where she's swaying back and forth like a moron.
	...what happens at the street, having a degree of trust between a police officer and a neighborhood group.
	Which I'm convinced is an NLP move, because you're like hip, you're down with the street, you know what's going on with the hood.
	That's exactly what she's doing by swaying back and forth.
	It's You know what works in terms of being an effective strategy for combating violent crime and violent extremism is a radicalized form of violent crime.
	Now, let's just make sure we understand this.
	Whoa!
	What was that?
	Let's just make sure we understand that.
	Let me write that one down.
	Okay, here it comes again.
	And violent extremism is a radicalized form of violent crime.
	There you go.
	Oh, really?
	Just so you know.
	And that is community-oriented policing.
	It's correct.
	It's in your communities.
	We're properly used.
	We're done in the right way.
	It has been remarkably effective in helping our country bring down crime rates and keep crime rates low, even sometimes in circumstances where you would predict they would be going up.
	And so we have been working with...
	DOJ on COPS programs with the...
	COPS is...
	Shit, what's that acronym for?
	COPS is the...
	It's like the fusion centers.
	You know about these, the fusion centers?
	No, I don't know.
	Okay, well the COPS thing is where...
	It's basically an operational procedure so that you can communicate information back to home base.
	Our initiative.
	Oh yeah, and the SAR, which is Suspicious Activity Reports.
	Okay.
	To link those kinds of things together and to add a third link to this chain.
	And that is the role of individuals.
	Here it comes.
	Now listen to the fumble.
	Listen to the fumble.
	That and how you empower individuals to be part of our homeland security, hometown security efforts.
	Well, that's a hard question.
	What do we do?
	It's a really hard question.
	How do you empower citizens to help us protect them or protect themselves?
	I think we program them to rat on their fellow citizens.
	That's a good idea!
	And one way that we have lighted upon is a campaign called, If You See Something, Say Something.
	Which, by the way, is so coincidental it comes out right at the same time we have the Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
	It's like the dichotomy is hurting my brain, John.
	It's like, see something, say something, but don't ask, don't tell.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like, it hurts.
	It hurts.
	That's a good catch.
	It hurts.
	Now, listen to The Stumble.
	If you see something, say something is just what its name implies.
	It is a campaign that, particularly when unified with a SAR initiative in a particular locale or particular state, really now gives you the building blocks of a strong hometown, homeland security effort. really now gives you the building blocks of a strong So we are expanding, if you see something, say something, all over the country.
	Yay!
	Yay, this is good!
	They figured out what to do.
	We...
	We have added it to communities like the District of Columbia.
	We have added it to states.
	Tennessee, I think, for example, is now a see-something-say-something state.
	I love that.
	It's, hey, I'm from the see-something-say-something state.
	Where are you from, John?
	Are you from the see-something-say-something state or from the don't-ask-don't-tell state?
	I'm from the Show Me state.
	We're venturing out into the private sector today.
	For example, I am announcing that you will be seeing, see something, say something.
	I don't want to say ads.
	Oh, why wouldn't you call them ads?
	See, this is where she messes it up.
	Because she has been told or she has agreed not to call it advertising.
	Why did she drop the ball there?
	Because all she had to say if it was written down, which I'm sure it is, a public service announcement.
	She was tired.
	That's the only thing I could figure out because at the end of the day, and she's about to program all these stupid slaves in the room.
	Which is just great, and then I'll be done with the clip.
	But listen to her again.
	She's like, I don't want to call it ads, because that's exactly what the meeting was about beforehand.
	Don't call it an ad.
	Whatever you do.
	By the way, $13 million given to, at least that's the only amount I can track so far, given to Walmart to run these ads at checkout.
	It's your money too, by the way.
	I don't want to say ad.
	Wait, were you telling me the taxpayers paid Walmart $13 million to put this crap up?
	Yeah.
	13 million.
	Great.
	You will be seeing, see something, say something.
	I don't want to say ads, but announcements in Walmart stores across the country.
	You're absolutely correct.
	The only reason she did that is because there was a meeting.
	This is the problem, by the way, with doing...
	We talk about this on the show a lot when we break down the media.
	One of the things that you always learn is that you don't want to do pre-interviews with people necessarily, unless the whole thing is completely not ad-libbed.
	Because what happens is during the pre-interview, you start to...
	You blow your load.
	You blow your...
	Yeah, you say what you...
	Then when you're supposed to say it, you don't remember if you said it or not because you're confused.
	And the only reason she said that is because obviously there was a meeting or it was drummed into her.
	In other words, somebody was going, you can't say it's an ad.
	You can't say it's an ad.
	Make sure you don't say it's an ad.
	Don't say it's an ad.
	And your brain doesn't process that well.
	It doesn't process the negative.
	All it hears is say it's an ad.
	I don't want to say it's an ad because, oh crap, I said it now.
	What am I going to do?
	Now, why would that be, John?
	Why do you think?
	Because I believe that the media is going to be completely complicit in this.
	Because everyone in the media business is like, okay, we have two more years.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We've got two more years until elections.
	We might as well get some of that DHS money in the meantime.
	We need some of that ad money.
	Now, the thing that gets me about this...
	That's why it's not a PSA, by the way.
	It's not a public service announcement.
	But, you know, it could be made into one, and it could be sold as one, and they could hound the places.
	This is our government at work.
	I want everyone out there to note this.
	The government is now, instead of just doing PSAs like they would normally do, and then hound, you know, the licensee holders, because, hey, you guys, you know, are supposed to be running more PSAs.
	Your license renewal is coming up, you know?
	Exactly.
	Did you run our Homeland Security ad?
	How many times?
	When did you run it?
	And just start hounding them, and you get these guys to run these things for free, but instead they're just throwing money at the media.
	In other words, they're bribing them.
	The whole thing is basically corrupt the way they're doing it, and not that they should be running these ads at all, or public service announcements.
	For Walmart to be running it and being paid to do it is abhorrent.
	Exactly.
	I mean, they're being paid to do it.
	It says it right there, black and white, $13 million, which was a part of, I think this even came out of the American Recovery Act funds, and, you know, $13 million that we're being told about.
	And by the way, not bad $13 million!
	Hey, guess what?
	If you see something, say something.
	Now give me $13 million.
	We'll say it all day long, won't we, John?
	I'll tattoo it on my ass.
	You give us 13 million bucks, we're on board.
	Now let's just wind it up with her programming the truth.
	This is a beautiful piece of NLP. I just wound it back a little bit.
	Say something.
	I don't want to say ads, but announcements in Walmart stores across the country.
	And we are also working with educating not just shopping mall employees.
	Mall of America, by the way, also rolling this out.
	For this holiday time of year, but also other employees.
	Listen, listen, listen, listen.
	Soft targets.
	Soft targets.
	Now, earlier in the speech, she spoke about, you know what a soft target is?
	A soft target, the Mumbai attack is known as a soft target.
	I don't know why it's called the soft target, but this is a new meme you've got to look out for.
	Soft targets.
	Soft targets are hotels and shopping malls and sporting events.
	...like hotels, hotel chains.
	Also, organizations that manage large events where people can gather, like large sporting events.
	Or no agenda meetings.
	So that, for example, the professional sport league commissioners have met with me.
	Oh yeah, because we've got to get some scanners in there.
	Absolutely.
	This is all about the scanners.
	This is all about the scanners.
	We had good meetings with the hotels.
	Hey, you want to go to a hotel?
	Welcome to our hotel.
	Please step through the scanner.
	This, we'll be meeting with the NCAA as well.
	Yeah, meet with them.
	But if you see something, say something.
	You leave this.
	Okay, listen, this is great.
	Now remember, she's programming local cops.
	Talk here this afternoon, and I know you've had a day of talks.
	I know.
	See, first she...
	This is so great.
	I gotta do this play-by-play.
	So first she's like, I know, it's been so incredibly hard.
	She completely endears these people, right?
	Because it is the end of the day, and I know, I've been there, and it really sucks, and you've had to listen to all this stuff.
	And then she hits him, and then she hits him.
	Listen to it, listen to it.
	I know.
	I mean, I've been in your seat, I know.
	But I guarantee you, when you leave this talk, you're going to remember a couple of things.
	Isn't that great?
	Yeah, it is good.
	You will remember a couple, and then it's like, you know, don't, then it just goes into the whole thing.
	What are you going to remember?
	You're going to remember, like, to rat on everybody and set it all up and rat on everybody.
	You're going to remember to help ruin the country.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're just going to, yeah, exactly.
	So I'm going to make a prediction here that needs to be noted on the show.
	I think we've hinted at this before, but it had never been an out-and-out prediction.
	But I was reading the Atlantic article where Pistoli was interviewed by a couple of stooges, I might add.
	For real.
	It's in the show notes.
	And somebody in the comments made this assertion, which we have discussed in certain times, I think probably at least a year ago or more.
	But I want to make it as an out-and-out prediction.
	I don't think it's going to happen in this country, but it's going to happen.
	And that is a choke point attack, which is the obvious thing for terrorists to do next, which is a...
	You have the TSA. You have a holiday season like Christmas or something where you have the lines backed up like there's no tomorrow.
	And you come into that area with the bomb.
	And they put you in the machine and they see, hey, there's a bomb in here.
	You set it off and you kill everybody in the area.
	There are more people jammed into this choke point than on the airplane.
	And the likelihood of success is quite high and it would get a lot of attention.
	And it would again create this issue where you now have to have an appointment to get on your plane because, well, we can't have too many people jacked up here.
	So sign in for your appointment online.
	And so everyone has to go with, yeah, you're at 507.
	You missed your appointment, you know.
	And I'm just telling you, because these choke points are extremely dangerous.
	TSA is obviously incompetent or they wouldn't be setting up choke points because you don't have to get the bomb through.
	You just blow up the choke point.
	And you kill everybody in the area, in the vicinity.
	You get all kinds of people.
	This will not happen in the United States because we don't have a bunch of terrorists around here.
	It's bogus.
	The whole thing is nonsense.
	But it will happen in London?
	It'll happen probably in London.
	I'm guessing London.
	Isn't that what happened at Manchester Airport where the guys drove their jeep into the choke point and tried to explode the jeep?
	Yeah, but it was not played up.
	But this is what's going to happen probably in London.
	It could happen at any place, of course, but it won't happen here because we don't really have a bunch of suicide moments yet.
	We don't have terrorists here.
	We don't have any yet because we haven't created them by being the jerk-offs that we are or the TSA is.
	But the point is that it's going to happen.
	It's going to happen someplace and then we're going to respond again as if it's happening here when it's not.
	And it's just going to make things worse.
	They don't know what to do about that.
	The choke points are a problem.
	And they're creating the choke points.
	It's their creation.
	It is the security administration's creation.
	These choke points.
	So when everyone who gets killed in one of them, when some maniac blows up a, you know, wraps a bomb around himself and suicide bombs the area, it's their fault.
	Let me thank a couple people who have done some PR initiatives and then we can kind of get into the rest of the show.
	Because we got a little off track there, but I just had to roll that out since our executive producer was kind enough to point out and to support this program that this whole Walmart ads, which we don't want to call it ads, because you're going to see them everywhere now and they are going to be paid for advertisements.
	Yeah, think on your friends.
	So I do want to thank Mr.
	By the way, stop a second.
	This always leads to people turning in the innocent.
	Of course.
	To screw with them.
	Well, listen, when we have an SAR against us, which is real easy, my neighbors will go to the cops and say, you know, he's kind of suspicious.
	Ah!
	We have an SAR, suspicious activity report.
	And then, you know, we saw something, so we're saying something.
	Then you get picked up, you get arrested.
	You're going to be an information terrorist.
	This is exactly what happens.
	And Sir Larry Lee is right.
	This is what happened.
	Rat on your neighbors.
	This is how it starts.
	And by the way, Gitmo Nation East United Kingdom has had this for two or three years now.
	And everyone's like paranoid and ratting on each other over there.
	Alright, so I want to just briefly thank Mr.
	Oil and GX2. They sent in a donation of $66.60 coming from the sales of NoAgendaRecords.com.
	And they said, please split the donation on behalf of Mr.
	Oil, the other one on behalf of GX2. We're hoping sales will pick up.
	Go to NoAgendaRecords.com.
	These guys got a great Christmas album out.
	Of GX2's recordings, which of course include a lot of no agenda stuff in there.
	And we highly appreciate their support.
	That's not showing up in your PayPal, John, because honestly they wanted me to handle the anonymity part.
	It's nothing personal.
	Yeah.
	I wanted to mention that noagendafigures.com is now up.
	This is the...
	I want to say the kid who was...
	I don't know if he's in high school or college.
	Who was making the paperclip figures.
	Oh, yeah.
	And so they're up now, and you can go to noagendafigures.com.
	Pretty cool.
	He's got the No Agenda Knight figurine, and they're all relatively inexpensive.
	He's also got the Gitmo jewelry, so a little figurine with an ankle bracelet on, and another one with a hypodermic needle.
	So it's all right in line with our No Agenda stuff.
	Quick notes from the No Agenda mug, Billy the Kid.
	Well, I sent you the ten bucks from the seven items I sold at NoAgendaMug.com.
	It's been a bit slow, but we're offering a free engraved No Agenda ornament with each order for Christmas.
	So go to NoAgendaMug.com.
	The 101010 Super Karma pins, just so there's no confusion with any other 101010 stuff, the 101010 Super Karma medallions and lapel pins shipped two weeks ago are now arriving, and everything will be sent out to everyone who ordered.
	And I guess we're...
	Now what have we done exactly on the no agenda coin issue, John?
	We have the coins in hand.
	They're being shipped out as we speak.
	The 10-10-10 coins.
	And apparently there's some people that didn't get their other ones and they've been found.
	And those should be out shortly.
	And then Eric will be finishing up the whole thing probably within the next seven days.
	So people should be starting to get all their coins and the rest of it.
	And essentially we will wind up not making all that much money on the whole deal, which is...
	I think kind of made us reconsider how much promotion we want to put into certain initiatives.
	Right.
	And also when we do it, we're discussing this in a future show probably within a week or two.
	We'll have a policy statement because we need one.
	We do need one because we're basically taking the money out of the show's pocket right now to fix this.
	And it's costing thousands of dollars, which, you know, really the show needs.
	And so it sucks.
	But since we did such heavy promotion on this 10-10-10, particularly on the 10-10-10 coin challenge, and people didn't get what they paid for, we feel that we need to do whatever we can to rectify it.
	Good news is, I guess we have most of the actual coins now in hand so we can get everyone what they paid for.
	Right.
	But it's...
	It's a time-consuming process, too, which is annoying.
	But luckily, Eric is actually quite good at this sort of thing, so he'll fix the problem.
	He's like a customer service savant.
	And then, finally, a big in the morning to Bellingen in Australia.
	It's a shire in New South Wales.
	Congratulations!
	They've now started adding fluoride to your water as of today.
	So welcome to the masses.
	Welcome to the dumbed-down masses there in New South Wales.
	Send us money.
	Send us money.
	That's funny.
	Let me just wind it up and thank, once again, Sir Larry Lee, our executive producer, sole member of the 259er Club here for episode 259er of the No Agenda Show.
	Everybody else out there, you've got to propagate the formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	New world order.
	Stay with me now.
	Shut up!
	There's also a guy making a comic about us, John, which I'm very excited about.
	Oh, that could be fun.
	No, I want to give a call out to my wife.
	Oh, okay.
	Mimi went through the...
	She did an opt-out?
	Uh, yes.
	And talk the woman behind her into doing an opt-out.
	Very good.
	She's a good doobie.
	By the way, everyone out there should have gotten on December 8th, check your email box, our talking points memo.
	Yes.
	It's specifically about opting out and getting out of those machines, which are dangerous.
	And there's no ifs, ands, or buts about that.
	Correct.
	And the talking point memo will give you all kinds of, you know, all the talking points you need.
	I want to talk about that a little bit later in the show because I have a talking point example.
	But anyways, so she said that her talking point was she used the...
	How come?
	Why?
	Because now they have a new process.
	For one thing, they don't yell opt out.
	Oh, really?
	They stop doing that?
	They don't embarrass you anymore.
	Are you sure?
	Are you sure?
	As she says, yeah.
	Nobody got to...
	Anybody that she says has actually quieted down.
	They quieted down.
	Shh, shh, shh.
	Okay.
	Opt out.
	It's all right.
	Step over here.
	They didn't want to do that, so they've changed the policy.
	But they definitely ask you, and they have a notepad, and they ask you why you're opting out.
	And the other woman that followed her did the same exact thing.
	She said she got a really good response.
	The TSA was very appreciative of the reason she's opting out, which is, well, the way I see it, these machines must be dangerous because they won't let you wear dosimeters.
	She said that?
	She said that?
	And yes, she did.
	And she said, so I don't feel comfortable.
	If you can't even be wearing these things, I understand they won't let you wear them.
	This is terrible.
	They should let you wear them.
	And the TSA guys got all a buzz about this.
	Yeah, they should.
	They should.
	Really?
	Oh, that's excellent.
	And they soft-pedaled her through the whole thing and saying, you know, and she said something, everybody should opt out until you guys get to wear the dosimeters.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And so they all followed it.
	Really?
	Oh, they're so stupid.
	Hey, did they touch her for JJ? She said no.
	It was pretty mild because there were, you know, she was on their side.
	She was like one of the workers.
	Well, that's excellent.
	Big shout-out to...
	Well, you know what?
	Not just a shout-out.
	I'm sorry.
	We need to give her an...
	In the morning.
	And he gets an in the morning.
	Good.
	Well, see?
	It works.
	Our talking points memo not only works on your friends and family, it works on the slaves and human resources doing the actual deed.
	Yeah, it's a winner.
	Yay!
	Chalk one up for the team!
	So anyway, so that's the new process.
	They don't make a stink and they ask you, they actually write it down in great detail, apparently, exactly why you're opting out.
	So it goes into some report, of course, and the policies will change again to get people, because they're trying to obviously get people to go through these machines and now they're going to wonder why.
	And so the next step, the next thing you know, they'll be wearing dosimeters.
	And then, of course, we have to change the talking point, which will go like this.
	Well, geez, if you have to wear dosimeters, these things must be dangerous.
	Exactly.
	That's how we do it, because we are media assassins, ladies and gentlemen.
	I love it.
	That's really good.
	That's really good.
	So anyway, we have a bunch of interesting...
	I think, you know, obviously the WikiLeaks thing is getting better by the minute.
	Yes, yes.
	It certainly is...
	Although, um...
	You know, they're not leaking.
	I didn't realize.
	I thought that they leaked out the 250.
	No, no, no.
	They're leaking these things out, like, you know, 100 a day or something like that.
	Yeah, but they leak them out to the New York Times and to the Guardian first.
	Yes, but, yeah, I agree.
	That's dubious.
	But the Guardian keeps a database, so you can go into the Guardian's database.
	I know, I know.
	But you know what, John?
	I spent...
	Thank God, and thank you very much, supporters of this show.
	I've been able to hire an intern to do the editing for the Big App Show, Kevin the Blade.
	So I have all this time.
	All of a sudden, I can take Nicky out to lunch.
	But instead of that, instead of taking him out to lunch, I'm sitting there decoding cables.
	And I'm looking at this stuff.
	John, I'm sorry.
	It's like National Enquirer for Elites.
	It's pretty funny.
	I don't know.
	I think it's pretty interesting.
	But we've discussed most of these things on the show.
	I know.
	This is the irony of the whole thing.
	There's hardly a thing in here that we haven't talked about on this show for the last year.
	Or more.
	But there's a couple of twists that we don't have and we don't know.
	We need to know.
	We have to look at these cables.
	And one of the ones I ran into, if you look at ClimateGate or global warming in the database, you'll find a memo about Von Rompuy.
	Yeah.
	And he's moaning and groaning that the Europeans were screwed on that Copenhagen event.
	And they were snubbed, according to him.
	And the whole thing was a disaster.
	And he says the one in Mexico is going to be even worse because they're snubbing the Europeans about all this green global warming stuff.
	And he says we should just bypass and just do a deal with the United States.
	He goes on and on.
	And then he goes on and says if there's not progress in Afghanistan...
	By the end of 2010, which is like in a week, he says, we're out of there.
	He says, this is bull crap, and he says, we're leaving the minute one Belgian is killed.
	Yeah, but hold on a second.
	So this was, and I read this one, because I've read everything that I could, really.
	This was the guy who had a personal relationship, right?
	Remember that indoctrination and propaganda works on many different levels.
	This guy even says in the cable, this diplomat says, I'm a personal friend of Fram Rompuy and the guy who set the meeting up.
	And he didn't even expect Fram Rompuy to be there, so Fram Rompuy was actually sending him a message back.
	It's like tit-for-tat bullcrap.
	And by the way, this goes perpendicular to what is actually happening with the biodiversity meetings in Cancun and what the European Union is saying.
	Don't think for a minute That from Rumpoy has any power.
	So it's all a distraction.
	Or it can be used as a distraction.
	Yeah, but it's interesting to me to hear all the little catty chit-chat.
	I think it's amusing.
	I mean, if you don't want to pay any more attention to it, I think it's fine.
	No, I do.
	I do, but here's my problem.
	My problem is now we're at a very interesting point where we have all of these people who are hyped up on War of Worldcraft and all these online games and shooting people.
	And it's like, yeah, let's get your weapons.
	Let's go deny a distributed denial of service attack on PayPal and MasterCard and Visa.
	It's like, oh, could you play any more into the hands, please?
	Could you make it any more easier for new legislation, regulation to come in and for the government to own the Internet?
	Could you make it any easier?
	I don't think so.
	This is the stupidest thing we can do.
	And people always get all hyped up about, Yeah, man!
	We're taking them down, man!
	Get your weapons, man!
	I read all the 4chan stuff and the anonymous group and all this crap.
	It's sickening.
	It's exactly the wrong thing.
	Everyone always jumps into war for some righteous reason.
	Then all of a sudden you wake up and you go, Wait a minute.
	What are we doing this again for?
	And then you've got the government up your ass.
	It's going the wrong way.
	It's not good.
	I'm not going to argue with you, because I also think that everything's a setup to take over the Internet.
	And where that comes into play is in the recent discussions about and around the FCC. FCC, net neutrality, it all happens at exactly the same time.
	Exactly the same time.
	And the open discussions on the right-wing...
	On the right-wing talk shows about, oh, you know, this is terrible, you know, this is, this is the, you know, largely due to the, just because the guy's got a website doesn't mean he's a journalist.
	There's all these different kinds of assertions about, you know, whether or not Assange is like a, you know, a bad guy or a good guy, and there's like this dichotomous debate.
	There's nothing in between, by the way.
	Let me ask you a question.
	So I saw CNN, and I don't have a clip of it, talking to two other guys, one who looked like he was 16, with glasses.
	Yes, we're here at WikiLeaks headquarters in London.
	And he was interviewing them.
	Well, yes, we know what is out there and we know what's coming.
	I'm like, wait a minute.
	Why don't they arrest these punks?
	What are they doing?
	They're not part of WikiLeaks?
	It's so obvious.
	It's so obvious.
	And people don't see it.
	A lot of our listeners, tons of them, I'd say 40-50% are totally eating up the whole WikiLeaks thing.
	They totally buy it as Robin Hood or something.
	And what's funny about it is the WikiLeaks guy in a studio.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	He's not in an undisclosed location.
	He's in one of these studios.
	By the way, they're all over the country.
	I go to them every so often.
	We have to do something for CNBC. Yeah.
	And San Francisco's got five of these places.
	Yeah, with chroma key screens.
	Yeah, they got all the gear.
	It's like they're beautiful inside.
	They got all this stuff going on.
	And you go in there, you sit in a chair...
	And then they put a camera on you and they put a thing in your ear and the next thing you know you're talking to New York.
	And that's why there's all these long delays and somebody asks a question.
	By the way, we have that even a little bit on Skype and I always defeat it by stepping on your last line.
	You're so professional.
	Yes.
	I'm just saying, you know, because that long lag is annoying.
	But when you watch these guys on television, it's old Mr.
	Jenkins, what do you think about the situation?
	One, two, three, four, five.
	Then his eyebrows go up and he goes, oh, I think it's terrible.
	It's like, hey, buddy, get it.
	You know what, you go over to Satellite Link, it's taking forever to talk to this guy.
	Yeah, jump on it, douche.
	So anyway, so the guy could be grabbed is the point I'm trying to make.
	If they wanted to.
	Assange gave himself up.
	What has Assange got to do with it?
	No, nothing.
	But you just look at the reporting.
	It's like, oh, he's been arrested!
	He's been arrested!
	He walked into Stein Larson.
	He can't buy anything.
	His MasterCard and Visa are dead.
	His money's gone.
	He needs a meal.
	He goes in and gets arrested to get something to eat.
	Give me a roof over my head, please.
	Meanwhile, he was hiding out.
	And this was the funniest thing.
	He was hiding out at the Frontline Club, which is like the first place you'd want to go look for the guy.
	It's like a club.
	Literally, a club with like five rooms.
	Everyone knew what was going on.
	This is just what blows my mind, is that it's so obvious that Let's just go back to the government not grabbing DNS like they did with these other websites like torrentfinder.com.
	Not turning anything off.
	Not doing anything like that.
	Totally misusing it.
	We've got Secretary of Defense Robert Gates saying, hey, this is a good thing because people know that we're badass.
	Motherfuckers, we're badass.
	We're just badass.
	They've got to do business with us.
	Badass.
	Oh, and by the way, we'll be off the air rather quickly when the FCC takes over the net because of your cussing.
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, then I'll have to work on it.
	No, it's not possible.
	I'm just saying, though.
	It's because I have Tourette's.
	It's impossible.
	You have Tourette's.
	What are we supposed to do?
	Well, wait a minute.
	It's Americans with disability thing.
	Maybe we can get some kind of subsidy.
	So one of the things the FCC wants to do, of course, they want to take over cable.
	Yeah, which is what provides my internet, by the way.
	They want to take over cable, and then they want to take over the internet, because it needs to be controlled.
	It's out of control.
	And so let's play a couple of clips that I have that kind of touch on this here and there.
	So I watched this week, I watched Judge Napolitano, who is just, he's basically, his main guest that he has constantly is Ron Paul.
	Yeah, oh yeah, I love it.
	And before you move any further...
	So in all this WikiLeaks stuff, we have nothing about 9-11, nothing about Oklahoma City bombing, nothing about any of the stuff we actually are interested in.
	There never seems to be anything about that.
	It's all bullcrap.
	There is one thing, by the way, another I told you so thing that showed up in WikiLeaks, which the BBC picked up on, and I think we discussed this two years ago, which is how China is basically sneaking in and taking over Africa.
	Yeah, they've got...
	And so now it's a big revelation.
	Play the BBC WikiLeaks China and Africa for a second.
	Well, the latest batch of US diplomatic cables disclosed by WikiLeaks focuses on US views of China's involvement in Africa.
	Earlier, our World Affairs correspondent Humphrey Hawksley told me just how significant they are.
	Well, basically it's encapsulating what America thinks about China's involvement in Africa, which has been growing hugely in recent years.
	And it describes China as a pernicious and aggressive enemy economically.
	But it says that it's not yet a military threat, but it does throw up the tripwires of how far China has to go before America considers it to be a military threat.
	When it starts running intelligence gathering operations, when it starts training armies...
	We went through this, but the thing is, we read this from real news sources.
	This is what kills me.
	These cables are nothing but reports...
	Let me just explain what's going on here.
	We get reports from all over the world, from local newspapers and publications, because the stuff does get published, but it doesn't make it to the top of the news.
	The Kardashians aren't talking about it, although that's changing now as well.
	So about the one and a half million Chinese in the Congo, we know all this.
	We know that they say, oh, we're going to build you schools, hospitals, but we're going to build the roads first to get all the crap out of your country.
	We've known all this, and now it's a big revelation.
	So, John, help me understand.
	Help me understand.
	What is going on?
	I think there's an element of, I'm not absolutely sure myself, but I think there's an element of the news media in general is so oblivious to what actually is going on.
	That they're actually surprised.
	That's what's happening.
	Oh my God, there's gambling going on there!
	I'm telling you, I'm convinced they're actually stunned.
	Well, the thing that disappoints me the most is I look at the chat room, I look at the emails, our audience is stunned by this!
	I'm like, what?
	Have you not been listening?
	We've done nothing but talk about this consistently.
	And now it's like, well, WikiLeaks is bogus.
	No, WikiLeaks is nothing new.
	Here, play the Judge Napolitano, our point exactly.
	Okay, here we go.
	Back with our freedom fighters, Gasparino, Marshall, and Goyette.
	Charles Goyette, to you first.
	Here's the problem that I have.
	I'm not in favor of any of this vengeance, and I don't know who's conducting these cyber attacks.
	But what business is it of the government to go to PayPal or Visa or MasterCard or Amazon saying, we don't want you doing business?
	With those people, WikiLeaks.
	You've got to stop doing business with them.
	I mean, if the government could do that, it could say to the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal's ink supplier, we don't like their editorials, so stop selling them ink.
	If the government doesn't like what's going on, it's got to sue you, not bully you out of working with someone you've contracted with.
	Doesn't it show how deeply the government has insinuated itself into every aspect of American life, American business as well, that all of these institutions really live in fear of what the government will say or do?
	But you know, Judge, what bothers me even more is the relative indifference of the American people to knowing the truth.
	I mean, we get the Federal Reserve, while we couldn't get an audit of the Fed...
	The Federal Reserve has suddenly been acting as the central bank to the world.
	I don't know about where it showed up in your newspaper, but in mine it was hidden in the back pages.
	At the same time, we've got a trillion dollars in foreign and war spending, and the American people don't want to know what kind of meddling the government's doing that will earn us a blowback in the future.
	Judge, judge, judge.
	Go ahead, Chuck.
	So Ron Paul, I guess, was on Judge Napolitano.
	I have that.
	Yeah, you have that clip?
	I have one of them.
	He was on for a while.
	But he says exactly the right thing.
	It's like, WikiLeaks is so great, well, why don't they actually have some transcripts from the conversations that go on at the Federal Reserve?
	Is that the clip you have?
	No, I don't have that one, but that is one of the good clips.
	What do you have?
	Shall I play the one you have?
	I have the one where he just says that he was upset with the fact that they want to now, you know, instead of, again, a nothing to see here moment, and again, actually an indication or kind of a confirmation of what you're saying, which is that the whole thing is an end around to get, you know, the FCC to take over everything.
	So we have, you know, so we can, I mean, let's face it, I mean, if we have any theme, especially on this show today, with Napolitano on this, you know, just think on your friends or whatever that thing is called.
	RatYourBuddyOut.com.
	RatYourBuddyOut program from the U.S. government for nothing.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Mickey, don't rat on me, man.
	Don't say anything about me to the government, okay?
	Promise?
	Sorry, she's talking to the CIA in the other ear.
	See something, say something.
	See something, say something.
	And so he was just thinking the whole thing is, you know, silly.
	I mean, you can play the clip.
	Sorry.
	Don't hit it.
	No, Congressman, some of your colleagues on the other side of the Capitol in the Senate are proposing legislation to redefine the word journalist and redefine the word publisher so as to allow them to prosecute people who are journalists and publishers but reveal information that they don't like.
	Would you oppose such a...
	I haven't heard what he's about to say, but does he talk about a license?
	Do you have to have a journalism license?
	Is that what he's going to say?
	No, he doesn't, but that is one of the elements that is involved with...
	In fact, in Brazil, if you call yourself a journalist, you have to have a license, which is against the Constitution in this country.
	So is touching my penis.
	...legislation as being contrary to the First Amendment?
	Oh, absolutely.
	But doesn't that remind you of 1984 when language becomes pretty vital?
	This whole idea that they might change the definition.
	Matter of fact, I have a much broader definition.
	I don't think you have to write for a newspaper or a magazine or be on TV or even put stuff on the Internet.
	I think we all should have those First Amendment rights as if we are journalists.
	Even if we write a note to somebody.
	So, no, this would be atrocious to think that you can change the definition of words in order to promote to stay and further attack the Internet.
	That's what they're trying to do to us.
	Unbelievable.
	There you go.
	All right.
	Well, you know what?
	Ron Paul's been pretty right before, so he's basically saying...
	He's on the money.
	He's like a guy who doesn't care.
	So he tells it like it is.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, he's a kook.
	He's a kook.
	He's a kook.
	You know, I'll never forget.
	My Uncle Don.
	I'll never forget.
	I said, who do you like?
	I said, Ron Paul.
	Is that kook from Texas?
	I'm like, thanks, Uncle Don.
	You just confirmed everything I ever thought.
	Kook.
	Yeah, the kook from Texas.
	And I sent him his book and the Fed.
	He sent me a note back.
	Hey, thanks for sending me the book.
	Like, he didn't fucking read it.
	It goes in the fireplace.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Let's heat everything up.
	So anyway, that of course is the true problem.
	I got an email from people, I'm in the fight, I'm in the fight, and I help the denial of service attacks.
	Like, oh man, that's exactly the wrong thing to do.
	And by the way, what a joke.
	It's a joke.
	You're not attacking the actual payment system.
	You're slowing down websites.
	And by the way, thanks.
	Thanks for all the help.
	Yeah, we got half the money we normally do on a Thursday because people couldn't reach PayPal.
	Thanks.
	Great.
	Yeah, working out.
	And Amazon, by the way, they're selling for £7.97, they're selling the WikiLeaks nicely categorized for the Kindle.
	I've got a link in the show notes.
	I ordered it.
	Yeah, it's cool.
	It's on my Kindle.
	Yeah, you can look stuff up.
	Yeah.
	They're not going to host the site to the server, but we've got to sell.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	We're going to stand up against this.
	And by the way, if you've got some money, we've got the whole thing here on our date.
	We're selling that for you.
	Don't worry about it.
	But...
	No, I mean, it all happens at the same, and there's so much else going on.
	I think it is going towards regulating the Internet.
	It's exactly the right moment this happens, when the FCC is talking about net neutrality.
	Oh, by the way...
	And by the way, what better way to ensure net neutrality than giving the FCC control over the Internet?
	Mm-hmm.
	Seriously, what better way?
	Oh, that sounds great.
	Yes, we'll be taking over the whole thing to protect you.
	Yes, for children, fear.
	Make sure everything's good.
	Terrorism, fear, children.
	I have always said this is the golden age of the internet.
	Enjoy it while you can.
	There's no way that this is not going to end up getting regulated.
	I know they've been going after the cable networks for years, for at least a decade, and they're just going to keep hounding them and they're going to find some way to regulate a little bit at first, just a little bit at first, and then next thing you know, you're cussing and you're off.
	I have a disability.
	Yeah, well, you do have a disability, so I think we can probably get some sort of...
	I think we can get subsidy.
	I think we can get some financing for American...
	A variance is what we're looking for.
	American with Disabilities Act.
	But anyway, so yeah, so great job, everyone.
	That's fantastic.
	And did you see any of those like the Anon.net, whatever it was?
	No.
	It's in the Google cache.
	You can still look at it.
	It's literally like World of Warcraft.
	It's like, get your weapons.
	Okay, here.
	You've got to aim it now.
	And they give the IP address to the Visa website.
	It's like, God, just idiots.
	So stupid.
	That's exactly what everyone wants to happen.
	That's exactly right.
	And you know what?
	We're going to have...
	Because, of course, The Guardian and New York Times, they're actually publishing these stories before a lot of these things are dumped, are wiki-dumped.
	But they're not arrested because they're accredited.
	They have a license.
	I think you're right.
	They will have a license.
	They will have a license.
	And by the way, there's lots of disinfo.
	I've been looking for this one because one of these crazy websites comes out and talks about WikiLeak09Oslo337.
	Which I cannot find in any of the archives, not in the torrent, etc.
	And this is like, although I wish it were true.
	And, of course, it propagates very, very quickly.
	Hey, man, one of the WikiLeaks talks about the president was rushed to the 2012 Alice bunker when that Norway spiral showed up, man.
	Bullcrap.
	Yeah.
	It has bullcrap written all over it.
	And I'm like, you know, so now you don't know what's true or not.
	And I put the Google search link into this...
	This bogus WikiLeaks cable.
	And it's a million sites and all just propagating the same thing.
	So now there's all kinds of disinfo.
	And people aren't checking.
	And quite honestly, even with the time I've created now, you can't check on all these stories.
	It's just no time.
	It's like, oh shit, another one.
	Oh crap, crap.
	And you've got to go find the new archive, the new torrent.
	It's like, you don't know.
	It's being misused and all over the place.
	And it's in general just not good.
	I find it highly entertaining, though.
	Yeah, I have to agree.
	But there really is.
	I have yet to see something like, oh, wow, I'm really blown away.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, it's all very similar.
	In fact, I didn't even get a clip this week from Extra or any of those shows because this is very much like a kind of an ugly person's version.
	Of entertainment news.
	Yes!
	This is what I said!
	I said, these WikiLeaks cables are like the National Enquirer for ugly people, which is, you know, it's show business for ugly people.
	That's what politics is.
	And there's some good stuff.
	I got another good one.
	I thought this was kind of funny.
	This is again on the Judge Napolitano show, which I'm not going to do every week, obviously, but although I have to say it's a show...
	I'm telling you he's gearing up to take over going back.
	There's something afoot, that's for sure, but on the Clinton breach, he's got a very interesting point to me, or somebody has an interesting point on the show, and I thought it was very funny.
	It's again about...
	Actually, I think that Visa and MasterCard maybe ought to shut down Hillary Clinton's accounts.
	Isn't she involved in stealing MasterCard and Visa statements?
	No, but that's a different issue.
	Isn't that a different question?
	What?
	What was that about?
	Play it!
	One of the things that we learned from WikiLeaks is that Secretary of State Clinton asked agents of the State Department to steal the credit card numbers of foreign diplomats.
	That's what he's talking about.
	I'll tell you what the law is.
	The law is if a journalist acquires information, it doesn't matter from what source.
	If it's newsworthy, it can be published without civil or criminal law.
	So the journalist can yell fire in a crowded movie?
	No, we're not talking about a crowded theater.
	We're talking about the First Amendment.
	No, no, that's part of the First Amendment, isn't it?
	The First Amendment only comes into play with the government.
	Guys, thank you for joining us.
	There's a couple of memes going around about this, which you're going to hear more of.
	So the fire, that's one.
	That's kind of an old one.
	But the other one is, if you had information about D-Day, have you heard this meme popping up?
	It's everywhere.
	So if WikiLeaks had information about D-Day, would you publish that?
	How would they get that information?
	It's Julian Assange.
	He walks on water.
	So, no, those memes are just stupid.
	All over the place.
	But the thing about Hillary, apparently, in one of the memos at least, it says that she went and said, steal his credit card number.
	I guess so they could...
	Yeah, but did you read the cable?
	Did it say that exactly?
	I don't know, but I don't think so.
	There's a rationale for this.
	That is, you know, obviously you want to track some credit card deals.
	You can track the number because the credit card companies are in bed with...
	In fact, I found the most interesting, and I did read this cable, that they were working on behalf of MasterCard and Visa in negotiations with Russia.
	Our government has nothing better to do than be shills for these credit card companies, which is probably why they're so outrageously overpriced.
	But anyway...
	Yeah, but hold on a second.
	That cable was nothing but...
	This is what...
	Diplomacy is all about it.
	It's like, hey, we've got to work with the Russians because otherwise big American companies are going to get gypped because they want to use a different processing.
	That's what politics is about.
	It's all about money.
	Big revelation.
	I don't care about that.
	Don't bring it up.
	So I'm just saying that the cable...
	Well, politics is about, you know, more than just representing large corporations.
	No, not anymore.
	I disagree.
	That's all that it's about.
	Oh, no, I know.
	That's what it is, but that's no good.
	Well, no.
	But no one's seeing that.
	No, you can't.
	That's the point, is that you can't have a bunch of just nothing but, you know, guys going over there representing General Electric because General Electric competes with a lot of other companies.
	And why do they get all the extra bonus points to be, you know, held in high esteem by our own government while the other guys get screwed?
	This is just corporatism.
	Anyway, the point, okay, all right, stating the obvious.
	So anyway, so no, I'm thinking the way this Hillary thing comes down, it just, the way they presented it makes it sound like she's stealing credit card numbers so she can buy some stuff on the internet or something with a stolen card.
	I mean, that's what it sounds like.
	Of course, the real story that is going undiscussed is that our very own government is tracking our credit card purchases in real time without warrants.
	This story has been completely snowed under, probably by this Hillary bullcrap.
	I'm sure you've read this, right?
	Yeah.
	So, you know, it's like...
	It's all part of that law that was passed in 2008 by the Obama administration.
	Is the world just speeding up, John?
	Have you ever felt like this before in all your years?
	No, I mean, that's because we haven't followed it.
	It's been going like this since, you know...
	Since the 80s, or before, probably since the Nixon administration, or since the CIA took over the government, as Ron Paul says, when Kennedy was assassinated, it's been going on, and we just happen to be noticing it more.
	Because, you know what, I think they've gotten carried away.
	They've jumped their own shark, so to speak.
	Yeah, when you have this Napolitano character, not Judge, but Lucy.
	Is that her name?
	I can't remember.
	Anyway, Lucy Napolitano.
	Now you freak me out.
	Now I can't remember her name.
	It's Lucy.
	She looks like Lucy.
	It's not Lucy.
	No, it's not Lucy.
	It's Lucy Napolitano.
	She's like the character in the...
	It's not Lucy.
	It's Janet.
	Oh, Janet, right.
	Don't freak me out like that.
	Don't do that.
	It's the same type of name.
	Yeah.
	And so Lucy, like Janet, is like, you know, telling people to think, you know, she's trying to turn the country into Cuba.
	And, you know, this is the kind of thing we were told that was a bad idea when we were kids, but she's, you know, promoting it.
	We haven't got any terrorists in this country.
	We've got the one or two loners that, you know, the FBI stumbles upon and blurs them into being terrorists.
	They did it with another kid.
	I was just watching that yesterday.
	It's like another kid, and they lured him into...
	Another dumb kid.
	Yeah, and they show a picture, and I'm like, that's a dumb kid.
	You can make the kid anything.
	You can make him a religious nut.
	You can make him a gangster.
	You can make him a football player.
	I know.
	But you can make him a terrorist, but not actually a terrorist.
	They said, here, press this button, son.
	Oh, you pretended you were blowing up a bomb.
	Now you're arrested.
	What crime did the kid commit?
	Seriously.
	The crime of stupidity.
	Yes, exactly.
	Hold on a second, John.
	I think...
	And now, back to Real News.
	I just need a break.
	I need a break.
	Because there is a break.
	This is the funniest thing ever.
	So, we're talking about the Hollywood Whackers.
	Ronnie Chasen, who of course is a PR associate for many, many years in the Hollywoods.
	Okay, so they find...
	I've got to set this up.
	So she gets clearly whacked, right?
	It's an obvious whack job.
	What was it?
	We had a word for it.
	Not Columbia, but you got...
	Yeah, it was that thing you had the word.
	I can't remember.
	Whatever it was.
	So it was like...
	Two to the chest, one to the head.
	Two to the chest, one to the head.
	Right.
	So then a tip comes into America's Most Wanted.
	Right?
	And the tip is, hey, there's this guy running around saying that he whacked Ronnie Chase and he got paid $10,000 for it.
	And this is just all, I don't know this for a fact, I'm just reading the reports.
	I have the press conference here.
	Oh, cool.
	Do you have a clip?
	Play Chasing Conference 1 and then Chasing Conference Part 2 and you'll hear the press conference with the Beverly Hills Police, which is very funny.
	Oh, perfect.
	America's Most Wanted.
	Do you have the bicycle in question in custody?
	Do I have to set this up a little more, maybe?
	No, you can hear this because there's some stupidities in here.
	I just have to explain the one thing, then we can get into the press conference.
	So essentially, the police come in, the guy kills himself immediately.
	Turns out he killed himself with the very same gun that Ronnie Chasen was killed with.
	What a coincidence!
	I think not!
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	But then the cops come out and say, well...
	It was just a random act of violence.
	The guy was riding his bike.
	It's on his press conference.
	And do you have any tire marks that would match the bicycle around the area where Ronnie Chasen lost her life?
	The bicycle in question, we're not sure of.
	There was a bicycle that was taken into custody by LAPD at the suicide scene.
	Let me tell you, anyone riding a bike in Los Angeles is suspect no matter what.
	This is in Beverly Hills at midnight.
	Riding a bike.
	You are suspect.
	A black gangsta.
	They pulled you over if you look cross-eyed.
	If you're not driving a car that's older than a certain year, they'll pull you over in Beverly Hills.
	- In Los Angeles, which will be turned over from LAPD to the custody of Beverly Hills.
	- Is there a robbery going bad?
	Is there a robbery going bad?
	A robbery going bad? - Through.
	Is that a robbery gone bad?
	There's shills like that.
	There's one guy that just keeps pounding him.
	It's very funny.
	The interviews and the information we received, that leads us to believe that he was at a desperate point in his life and was reaching out and doing desperate measures.
	That's kind of like me.
	We're doing very desperate measures.
	Anything to make a living.
	Preliminarily, we believe it was a random act, and we believe Mrs.
	Chasen was going to be the victim of a robbery.
	How did the call go, John?
	How did it go?
	Hey, I have a chief of police.
	Yeah, you know who this is.
	Dude, I think we've got to back the F off of this chasing thing.
	I'm thinking random act of violence, robbery, desperation, a bicycle.
	Okay, cool.
	All right, go ahead and do the press conference.
	The scenario, you still think the shooting took place at that corner of Sunset and Whittier and that the suspect you're talking about, Mr.
	Smith, may have been on a bicycle as she's about to make her left turn and opens fire and shoots her.
	Is that your theory?
	For the most part, yes.
	For the most part, yes.
	So he's just riding his bike at that time of night and she's waiting to make the left turn at the light and he picks her out and shoots her.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's exactly what the guy told me.
	It's still an ongoing investigation.
	We believe that she was intending to rob her and that she would have been the victim of a robbery.
	We're not going to comment after the contents of the video at this time.
	The investigation will continue.
	We're probably 60 to 70% done.
	We have additional interviews to do.
	Still more background.
	We want an opportunity to eliminate every possibility that other people were involved.
	If this is 60 or 70% done, isn't it premature for the Beverly Hills Police Department to come out and say that we think this is our guy?
	60% is hardly...
	Is there more to come here?
	Is anything good?
	Yeah, this guy hounds him again.
	There's one report.
	I'll just summarize it.
	The reporter comes back and says, okay, so what you're saying is that this guy came up to rob her, just shot her out of the blue, and then she rolled into a tree, and then he took off.
	So he never robbed her or anything.
	By the way, he forgot to take any money.
	He didn't take anything, so he just came up to her and shot her.
	And that way she was going to be robbed.
	This guy keeps pounding him for this.
	But anyway, you can go on to that.
	There's a part two of this you might want to jump to.
	Okay.
	Which kind of adds a couple other little funny dimensions, which is the fact that there were...
	This guy, you look at his picture, he's a gangsta.
	And he apparently shot him or shot her, you would think.
	And they said it was a 9mm when it came up.
	But now they can't find any...
	Casings and his shells, which means, as somebody else pointed out in another clip called Chase and Blather, which you have to listen to because it's just a bunch of idiots on HLN. And by the way, when did headline news become, you know, become like MSNBC or Fox?
	The headline news, I always see like the women talking about abducted children.
	That's all I ever see on HLN. They had a three box and this bull crap.
	Play the chase and blather on HLN. Hold on, you're confusing me.
	I'm nothing around.
	Yeah, you are.
	You're not following the script.
	In a movie, they throw it in the circular file and say, it's just too unlikely.
	I don't know what to make of it.
	I think there was a lot of skepticism at the news conference.
	Tell me they had A.J. Hammer in one of the boxes.
	I don't know who these guys are.
	You've got to have A.J. Hammer in one of the boxes.
	All right, Brooke Anderson, what do you think the reaction will be in Hollywood?
	Are they going to believe the Beverly Hills police here, or are they going to continue to think that it's something much larger going on here?
	Well, I actually think it could be a plausible theory, because there's a lot of foliage, a lot of greenery in that area on Whittier Drive.
	Yes, because I drive there every day.
	Lying in wait.
	He definitely could have pedaled his bicycle the few miles to that area from Hollywood where he lived and just been lying in wait.
	And then the investigator said that he had reached the point of desperation in his life.
	He was very desperate.
	And I immediately thought, Vinny, of that report earlier in the week.
	Where a close friend of Chasen's reportedly had told Chasen after she got this brand new black Mercedes, oh, Ronnie, you're going to be a blonde in a new Mercedes.
	You're going to be a target.
	Anybody remember that report?
	And I immediately thought maybe this guy was lying in wait.
	He was desperate financially.
	And then we saw this well-coiffed woman in this car.
	Well, queeth, quaff, quaff, quaff, quaff.
	Let's get this straight.
	Let's get this story straight.
	First of all, the guy is desperate, so he peddles his ass all the way to Beverly Hills instead of just robbing somebody next door.
	And hides in the foliage.
	And hides in wait.
	And she, by the way, is a well-quaffed blonde in a new car.
	And there's none of those in Los Angeles, by the way.
	I never see any.
	It's like Mexico City.
	I don't see it ever.
	Nowhere.
	You ever see a blonde in a new car in Los Angeles or the Hollywood area?
	Of course not.
	So she's a target.
	Give me a break.
	I do have a wrap-up to this.
	Can we just move past all the audio?
	Yeah, go ahead.
	So, first of all, Hollywood is ablaze about this.
	And I know because I'm in the milieu, as John would say.
	And everyone has got the message.
	The message is...
	You can get whacked, and whoever's whacking you gets away with it, because people are not stupid.
	All right?
	They get it.
	Okay, message is, you don't play along with whatever game you're asked to play along with.
	You will get killed.
	So this is a big-ass message, which is now, the period has been put at the end of the cable by the Beverly Hills police coming out and saying, nothing to see here.
	Move along.
	She was going to be wrong.
	She was going to be wrong.
	It was just a minute, just waiting to happen.
	Now, very interesting.
	Simultaneously, the New York Magazine, and I thank the producer who sent this to me, has a multi-page article written by Benjamin Wallace called Monetizing the Celebrity Meltdown.
	And you really need to read this.
	It's about Tom Barrack, who was an investor, and he teamed up with Rob Lowe.
	And they have this company...
	And what they do is they bail out celebrities in tough times.
	And they bailed out Michael Jackson.
	And they've got hundreds of celebrities, Annie Leibovitz.
	All these people coming up to them and saying, and it's a hedge fund, right?
	So people invest in this guy's investment vehicle.
	And so this is why I think that it's very, very dangerous.
	So, you know, you bought a whole bunch of cars, you got houses, whatever you did, you screwed it up.
	Oh crap, what am I going to do?
	You go to these guys, to Barrick and Lowe, and there's some great, great, great article, very well, very well written.
	You go to them, they'll say, all right, we're going to bail you out.
	We're going to give you like, you know, here's 10 million, whatever you need.
	And of course, we're going to have your future earnings of, you know, your art, your photography, your movies, whatever it is, right?
	And they say business has never been so good, which totally makes sense.
	Here's the problem.
	When you have an investment vehicle like that, you have investors who are looking at this and going, Hmm.
	Okay, so I've invested in this fund.
	How could I up the Annie a little bit?
	And of course, if you're a smart investor, these guys have invested in Annie Leibovitz and Michael Jackson.
	Hey, you know what?
	I think that celebrity may be worth more if we just fucking kill him.
	Well, you can take insurance out on things, on investments, which is called a credit default swap.
	Yes, thank you.
	You can do it on peopleness.
	I can't take out an insurance policy on you necessarily that I know of and then sign over a million dollars to myself if something happens to you.
	But as an investment, there's always the possibility.
	I suppose there's an element there.
	It's one of these things that's tricky.
	Yeah, tricky, but if I were an investor and you're an astute investor and you're looking at stuff...
	Coincidentally, in the same week, the Vanity Fair came out with a profile of Randy Quaid and his wife to make them look like complete maniacs.
	And very well done, by the way.
	And interesting and entertaining.
	Well done.
	Well done.
	The hit piece.
	And it was done because it was soft.
	It was a soft hit piece.
	And those things are really difficult to pull off.
	You have to be good.
	And...
	There's some information in there that I'm looking at going, has this been verified?
	And I'm actually going to check a few sources myself.
	Like what?
	Well, I'm not going to say because I don't want to give it away, but it'll be in the next few shows.
	I'm just going to call some of these sources that are in there.
	You can read the article.
	You can see the ones that stand out like a sore thumb and say, is this true?
	Because I don't know if the reporter did that, because a lot of times you get fed stuff, and you find a good source, they tell you this, they tell you that, they tell you this, and they slip a turkey in there, and it goes in the list, and the next thing you know, you're not doing fact-checking, by the way, and I don't know if Vanity Fair does fact-checking anymore, and there's too many facts to check in this article.
	It just seems to me I'd like to find out if all those facts are true.
	I'm not convinced of it.
	Anyway, I will say that I still don't think he's nuts.
	Please, you do some checking on that.
	I think it's very, very dangerous what has happened now.
	And celebrities are definitely under the gun.
	And I think that a lot of them are being controlled.
	And being controlled to propagate messages.
	Let's just look at this logically.
	People who are loaded...
	Yeah.
	They are always seen as potential targets for the mob, for extortion.
	Right.
	I mean, if you have a little business in a little neighborhood and you can have somebody come by and say, you know, you want to brick through the window or do you want to give us some money?
	And they come by and they collect money for the rest of the term of the business or you can close if you don't like it.
	But we're not talking about people that are well off or well to do.
	We're talking about people that are loaded.
	They make millions and millions and millions of dollars doing movies and other things.
	But more importantly, they have, according to the reports that are out now, not just the ear of the American public, but actually they're very influential amongst foreign nations.
	This is now a fact of record.
	And I think the WikiLeaks cables are now showing this, are they not?
	That American, like a Desperate Housewives and George Clooney are very influential in Arabic states.
	Yeah, apparently Letterman and Desperate Housewives are the top draws for Arabs.
	And Lindsay Lohan.
	Right, who's a target.
	Yeah.
	So, there's extortion.
	It just makes a lot of sense.
	But it's popping up a little bit now, and the minute you get this, and we just got to get off this topic, but the minute you get this Ronnie Chasen hit, it's like, by the way, which deals with PR, which is how news works.
	I feel bad that we talk about her like she's a slab of meat, because it was a person who got killed here.
	But there's a lot more going on, and I think it is all about messaging and PR and money.
	Not just about some stuff that goes on in Hollywood.
	I think there's a lot of important stuff here.
	Well, yeah, we'll be discussing it as time goes by.
	I think we should take our little...
	We don't have a lot of people to thank this week.
	Well, let me do the jingle then.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	This is great.
	So thanks to the script kiddies, what I'll call them, because I don't think any serious sysadmin would actually participate in this kind of behavior.
	It seems like we got severely hurt.
	You know, they did what they did.
	It's beside the point.
	I want to discover some new means.
	The PBS folks this week, there's a couple of interesting things that happened I want to discuss.
	I want to bring this in before we thank our supporters.
	PBS had some pros come on at the local station, which is always, call the number below.
	It's not any local person.
	This is like the whole national pitch.
	And it was fascinating to me because, and I haven't done the research yet, but I'm going to do it, Does Apple support PBS? Is Apple a big supporter of NPR or any of these things?
	Because they had this huge special, which is a fundraiser, that showed the Beatles' Cirque du Soleil show.
	And as soon as I saw it, I said, well, the Beatles are sure getting a lot of publicity if you haven't noticed on your local news.
	And coincident with the iPod release of the Beatles stuff.
	No, the Cirque du Soleil show actually happened.
	That was the first thing that happened after Michael Jackson was killed, murdered.
	So what we've had now is we have the Cirque du Soleil In My Life come out.
	We have the new Michael Jackson album.
	We have the Beatles on iTunes.
	And we have the new Michael Jackson video game, which sucks balls.
	It's horrible.
	They're just raping this guy after his death.
	Yeah, the Cirque du Soleil show came out, but it was never broadcast.
	No, no, no.
	This is new.
	This is new.
	They broadcast the show.
	Wow.
	Well, they never could because those are exactly the rights that Michael Jackson held.
	But in the pitch, there's two or three new memes I've never heard before where they're trying to sell the public.
	Don't forget, this is a commercial entity trying to sell you...
	It's like sending David Letterman, who makes $15 million a year plus, directly with a check from CBS.
	It's like him asking you to send him money.
	It's ridiculous.
	But let's listen to the PBS pitch.
	Scenes here at Cirque du Soleil, Beatles Love.
	It's an incredible production taking place at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
	We're walking through the costume area as we speak.
	We've just left the wigs and we're headed towards makeup.
	It's amazing how many people it takes to bring this production to life.
	But it's a collaborative effort, a team of experts and of artists that have collaborated to bring a vision, a new vision, to the Beatles' legacy of music.
	And it introduces it to a whole new generation.
	And how is it made possible?
	Because you're a part of that team.
	You're one of our collaborators.
	You're right along with us.
	When you call the number on your screen and you pledge to a level that is comfortable, you make all of this magic possible.
	You help us to bring you this quintessential experience at PBS. You are the public in public television.
	I hope you'll call now and consider pledging at the $90 level, where we can thank you with a copy of the companion DVD. It has...
	All right.
	So let me call the first one.
	Collaborator.
	That would be the first, I think...
	Hold on a second.
	You there?
	Yeah.
	You dropped out for a second.
	So the first meme is collaborator?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I like that one.
	You know what they used to do to collaborators in World War II? They'd take them out in the streets, shave their heads...
	And shame them.
	They'd shame them, collaborators.
	Seriously, a collaborator was someone who collaborated with the Nazis.
	So you go be a collaborator with PBS. So it's a bad one, but you know, they may be associated for some people.
	You're the public in public broadcasting.
	I love that one.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	The pitch that got me the most is the one which we should probably employ, which is donate at a level at which you're comfortable.
	Right.
	Whatever you're comfortable with, give that to us.
	Yes, whatever you're comfortable with, give that to us.
	So the bottom line is, this is disgusting to me.
	We've got people making money off of dead Michael Jackson who owned the rights to exactly this, the broadcast rights.
	He had those rights.
	This whole Cirque du Soleil thing happened the minute he was dead.
	They couldn't wait to jack it all up.
	And then they got the mirage in there.
	Oh my, it's disgusting.
	It's disgusting how this passes for a public benefit.
	Yeah, really.
	So if you're uncomfortable with that, with being a collaborator, a collaborateur, it's unbelievable.
	I think, perfect.
	We've got to say it over and over again.
	If you donate to PBS, you're a collaborator.
	Please, do a wiki search.
	I'll use that.
	So let's thank the few people that actually got through to us this week.
	And by the way, we do have a post office box number that's on the Dvorak.org slash NA site that you can send directly to us to bypass these systems.
	We got from WWork, Norwell, Massachusetts, $129.50.
	Please use the name WWork rather than my name.
	$129.50 is one half of episode 259.
	Couldn't swing the whole episode.
	Number.
	Sorry, I'm late this year and I would appreciate a dedouching.
	Oh, yeah.
	We do appreciate giving at the level you've been comfortable at.
	You've been dedouched.
	His comfort level was at half of the episode number.
	At half of the episode number.
	By the way, the episodes go up in value.
	Yes, they do.
	Robert Hegedus, Houston, Texas, 12910.
	A donation of 12910 to celebrate the birth of my daughter, Olivia Hegedus.
	This Thursday, please give her a dedouching so she starts off life on the right foot.
	Here's a pre-dedouching, I guess.
	You've been dedouched.
	So I guess there's a planned pregnancy.
	That's pretty cool.
	He says he'll be donating another shout-out if she comes out with a penis.
	Well, let's give you some karma.
	Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to hit that.
	A little karma for you.
	You've got karma.
	By the way, I forgot to mention, I think...
	The guy who made a lot of those jingles is selling them and will give us part of the money.
	I think he's selling them for like a dollar a pop.
	For the phone?
	For your...
	Yeah, you can use them for whatever.
	I think they'd be great, the ringtones.
	Yeah, I'll put it in the show notes.
	I forget the...
	It's like some weird...
	It wasn't like a no agenda name, which is why I'm blanking on it.
	But anyway.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, we're happy that...
	We have a new human resource coming into the world.
	Yeah.
	By the way, I love it.
	If she comes out with a penis, that's kind of crazy.
	Yeah, well, you never know.
	Mark Krugeth, which you might be able to pronounce better, from Antwerp.
	Cruyff.
	Cruyff.
	He's donated before, I think.
	Cruyff is a famous name.
	Johann Cruyff, famous soccer player.
	$69 from him.
	Roland Boulder.
	Den Bosch.
	Builder.
	$69 coincidentally.
	Daniel Ronde.
	Ronde.
	And also from Holland.
	$66.66.
	And he says he'll stop being a douchebag.
	60 bucks from Michael Bellina from Tinton Falls, New Jersey.
	Greg Morrow, Mount Pleasant, South Carolina.
	And then we have David Middlebrook, Gardens Town, Aberdeenshire.
	UK, and then we have our Nighthood Layaways, Tristan Lennon and Mike Westerfield coming in.
	And by the way, Bellina says that the 60 bucks is $5 per month subscription in one lump sum.
	Maybe I can put that on as an option because I'm going to pull the $99, $99 thing.
	It's just not going anywhere.
	It's wasting space.
	The niner, niner, niner, niner?
	Yeah, it's just not happening.
	All right.
	So, of course, we don't know if Olivia was actually born Olivia today, so I'm not going to do the birthday shout-out.
	Robert Hegedus will have to get back to us and let her know.
	Let us know if it was Olivia or Chuck.
	Well, you know...
	Come on.
	He says, no, wait.
	The Doge 1290 is the birthday of his daughter, Olivia Hegedus, this Thursday.
	Right.
	But he says, but he doesn't know...
	Whatever.
	Whatever.
	Here we go.
	It's your birthday, birthday.
	I'm so much and good.
	Hello, Olivia.
	Brand new human resource.
	We welcome you to these Gitmo Nation states.
	And that is on behalf of your dad, Robert Hegedus, who thinks you are, Olivia.
	And we, of course, congratulate you on your human resourcefulness.
	Yeah, I don't get it either.
	But whatever.
	It's out of the way.
	Done.
	So, somebody wants to send $129.10 as a prognostication of birth.
	That's fine.
	Okay.
	At least he got through.
	Yeah, that's true.
	By the way, anyone who can try it again.
	Yeah, please try.
	Yeah, this...
	Dvorak.org slash NA, channeldvorak.com slash NA. You know, we came up short after a whole week because of the...
	Because most people actually start to give at levels they're comfortable with around the time of the show, like a day before the show, right?
	Yeah, right.
	Because they want to be on top of the list, whatever it is, but that's when it really starts to happen.
	And, of course, the whole site was slow, and it really did hurt.
	Actually, I looked at the database.
	When you download the files from PayPal, the sizes of the file are always growing a little bit.
	They were half.
	No, it's literally half.
	Literally half.
	And I know this from doing web server stuff for a long, long time.
	When you...
	Up the speed of your servers or, you know, back in the day it was more bandwidth, believe me.
	Oh, we got a T1. Wow, you got a T1. Wow, that's cool, man.
	But when you increase capacity, guess what?
	You just got more traffic.
	It literally is one for one.
	So if you decrease, people say, oh, well, you know, they just keep trying.
	No, it actually hurts.
	It's one for one.
	I've seen this happen a million times.
	So you get a site like PayPal slowing down, then it hurts us directly.
	But it's okay.
	Get your weapons!
	We're so cool!
	We're all for WikiLeaks!
	It reminds me that we should have a Google backup as one of the donating holds.
	John, it doesn't matter because I can tell you right now, at the end of the day, our show is doomed.
	We're doomed.
	The show is doomed.
	We're just waiting it out.
	Well, there is that element, but I think we've got a couple years to go before they kill the internet and kill the show.
	Or, well, or kill me.
	Yeah.
	Well, you're right there in the Star Whacker territory, so it could happen.
	Well, guess what?
	I may be blonde, but I don't have a new Mercedes-Benz.
	And I don't live in Beverly Hills.
	Alright, so while all of the incredibly important WikiLeaks stuff has been going on, that seems to be the only thing that's covered in the news media.
	Of course, we have COP16 taking place right now, which is the very important climate talks in Cancun.
	Where there's no chance of snow.
	It's very funny because I have two clips, actually, of this woman, Hedeghard, who I think she is from Norway.
	And remember she was announced as the new EU climate commissioner in Copenhagen?
	And she took her big applause.
	on stage you may not remember that but it did happen she took her big applause on stage and like oh it's great and so they you know the way it works is very it's almost like c-span when you look at a lot of this stuff and you literally see her pontificating on stage but there's no one in the audience except a couple of journalists and i swear to god on one of these videos there's a guy sitting there with a winter coat and earmuffs and a scarf Yeah.
	They just basically took some B-roll from the other conference.
	No, no, no.
	It was actually Cancun.
	Maybe the air conditioner was turned up high or something.
	I don't know.
	So there's a couple of clips I want to play.
	Just so you understand what is happening.
	Because this is about money and big business.
	And I want the people in the United States of Europe to pay particular close attention.
	It's also about one other thing.
	But pay particular close attention to what is actually happening and what you, yes you, European taxpayer, are paying for.
	This is Biodiversité straight from Cancun.
	From a European perspective, it's very, very important to acknowledge...
	This is Hedegaard.
	So she's talking about how important it is, all this biodiversity.
	That, yes, negotiators are very important in this process, the experts, the technicians who really know everything.
	But in the end...
	Okay, so she's saying the experts know everything!
	The science is in, but!
	But, but, but, but, this is what here we are.
	We're for the political side.
	It's also about the political will to make the compromises.
	So that is why it's very important to take care that now we have some very clear text with clear political choices.
	When you put up targets, long-term targets.
	Long-term targets.
	Listen very closely what she's about to say.
	And you also send very strong signals to investors.
	Okay, investors.
	What kind of investors?
	I heard this clip.
	You heard this clip?
	Yeah, it's interesting.
	Okay, so she's saying we want to send a signal to investors.
	What kind of investors?
	Investors in biodiversity, of course.
	Investors in carbon credits, all this other stuff.
	And you give them one of the things that they ask for the most, predictability.
	Yes, because of course climate is so predictable, we have the science in!
	And that is why we not only have set up targets for 2020 in Europe, we are actually now on the commission also preparing what we call a low-carbon strategy for 2050.
	Ah, yes, low-carbon strategy for 2050!
	John, are you on board?
	How you on board, John?
	...roadmap for 2050 that will be presented in the spring together with an energy roadmap for 2050 and a white paper on transport, just to say that sort of three major...
	...which I'm sure would include some trains, more trains!
	...issues will sort of be presented very much in parallel.
	And I think it would be very worthwhile to try to consider, can't we a bit faster apply standards globally instead of each region making their own standards?
	I think seen from a business perspective, that would definitely also make sense, I guess.
	So it's all about business, and she, of course, is all about business.
	Now, what exactly does this mean?
	It means we're going to take billions of euros, of your euros, hello, hello people of United States, of Europe, your money, and they're going to give it to scientists and investors, and they're going to give it away.
	Give it away.
	What we would very much like to see is a balanced package coming out of Cancun.
	I have a balanced package here for you.
	What does that mean?
	Well, balanced means that there is something in it for developing countries as well as for developed countries, for Kyoto parties as well as in the convention track.
	And that also the different elements will be balanced and that we will have not only sort of the adaptation part, the technology part, the forestry part done.
	Shoot this woman.
	I'm going to.
	I'm about to.
	So some of the more tricky, difficult issues.
	I want you to just hear the numbers.
	It's like, for instance, the future of carbon markets.
	Carbon markets.
	Oh, carbon markets.
	Carbon markets.
	What does that mean, John?
	Carbon markets.
	Carbon markets.
	In other words, that scam, that cap-and-trade scam.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's like trading stuff around derivatives.
	By the way, there's one of our next Talking Points memos, and there's one that came out that you should have opened if you subscribe to any of our stuff.
	Only half the people open their email.
	Oh, really?
	So that's classic.
	But anyway.
	Well, let me finish this up.
	Well, let me just say something first, which is that if you're serious about lowering the carbon emissions, why don't you just cap?
	Why do you trade them?
	Because investors need long-term stability.
	Investors, a 50% 2050 balance package.
	Reform CDM, how to measure, report, and verify.
	We know that it sounds very technical.
	Yes, it sounds very technical, so help me understand.
	But it is very, very crucial because that is where the transparency lies.
	What?
	The targets is not going to be...
	Talking in riddles.
	This is what's so great.
	All right, now let's get to the money.
	The big issue, and you all know the reasons why, it's not because of the European Union.
	We are ready as we were last year in Copenhagen, not only unilaterally to reduce by 20%, but also to deliver 30%.
	30%.
	30%!
	We're going to deliver 30% carbon reduction.
	30%.
	You must stop breathing so we can achieve 30%.
	Others will also deliver.
	But we know that no new legislation, unfortunately, came out of the American Senate.
	We know that not a lot of new things came out of other capitals.
	And that is why I think that Cancun will have to address on the elements that I mentioned and some more that we could come back to.
	Okay.
	So, let me just tell you what came out of Cancun.
	Because it came out...
	Are you with me, John?
	Yeah, barely.
	Don't be like that.
	Don't be like that.
	This woman, she doesn't say anything.
	She's hard to understand.
	She's an idiot.
	That's the whole point.
	And AP reported from Cancun, Mexico, the following.
	And this is where this is all going.
	The whole point is, it's a quagmire.
	They don't know what to do with it.
	They've got 7 billion euros.
	7 billion euros that they're investing in whatever this biodiversite crap is.
	But now the AP reports...
	That the taboo has been broken in Cancun, Mexico.
	Paul Crutzen, Nobel Prize winning atmospheric scientist, told the Associated Press that it looks just like since we can't put, and remember what we read in the WikiLeaks cable, since we can't get anything together, since Europe can't get anything together, since America can't do anything in the Senate, we have to move to plan B. What do you think plan B is, John?
	I don't know.
	Somehow it's going to screw us.
	I know that.
	Geoengineering.
	Oh.
	Right here.
	So you're telling us a shaggy dog story here.
	You led into this geoengineering thing, which is a callback to the last show, but go ahead.
	Yeah.
	That's exactly what I did.
	Very funny.
	Because it came out this week.
	The whole article, and you can read it for yourself, is like, well, we have to step up our investment in research, in spraying things in the atmosphere, sky, sea, land.
	The ideas vary from spraying ocean clouds with sea salt to make them brighter and more reflective to planting vast arid lands with agave, the tequila plant, which I think is a good...
	At least that's one good thing coming out of this.
	Which stores carbon for years and grows where climate-friendly forests can't.
	So they're upping all the money is going now, exactly as we talked about on the last show.
	It's going into research.
	The Colorado Center is researching the brightening of maritime stratocumulus clouds with seawater droplets.
	Funding is not far off.
	Here it is.
	The British report from the British House of Commons Committee We need geoengineering as plan B. If nations fail to forge agreement on a binding treaty to rein in greenhouse gases.
	Why don't you just drop a few nukes?
	That's plan B. Well, interesting you bring that up.
	So here's an NOAA scientist in Cancun.
	National Oceano...
	Help me.
	National Oceanographic.
	AA. What's the AA part?
	An atmospheric something.
	Well, he has the true solution.
	I would be remiss as a scientist to study this if I didn't mention the following two things.
	The first is that, most importantly, we need to do as a society in this country and globally whatever we can to reduce population.
	Yeah!
	Let's reduce the population!
	This is what these guys are always about.
	Now listen to the crowd at the end of this clip, though.
	The crowd goes wild.
	We need to get rid of populations.
	That's the very...
	Yay!
	That controls everything.
	Woo!
	Woo!
	Kill people!
	I mean by this, it's not just in the developing world where it's a known fact that empowering women has been a proven strategy to make healthier, wealthier, and smaller families.
	Woo! Woo!
	Abortion, abortion!
	But additionally, and especially in our country and other developed countries, we have a population problem.
	Because our per capita emissions are higher than anybody.
	Yet, we continue to have, and this is true in every industrialized country.
	Lots of tax benefits, encouragements to have more and more.
	Our whole economic philosophy is based on growth and growth of our population.
	This madness has to end.
	It has to stop!
	We need to kill some people!
	The madness has to end.
	The madness!
	Stop the madness!
	Stop the insanity.
	Yeah, but it's all going to happen.
	You can't have brothers and sisters.
	That's what's going to happen.
	Yeah, well, China's been playing with it.
	They wouldn't be playing with it.
	It's law over there, isn't it?
	Yeah, well, you can get around it.
	You can actually pay a fee and you can have a second kid.
	Oh, really?
	Well, yeah, you've got to pay a biodiversité fee.
	Anyway, let's just close out the...
	Curiously absent from anything this week in biodiversité is Harrison Ford.
	Well, before you go to that, because I want to lead into Harrison Ford, all this stuff, because you're going to go right to Haiti's riots, I hope.
	It's on the list, yes.
	Hey, guys, this comes from one of our producers, Matt Lacey, who came out from Australia.
	He's in the Bay Area right now.
	He was at the Salesforce conference, Dreamforce, last night in a keynote speech from Bill Clinton.
	Interestingly, his flight was late.
	By the way, is he flying commercial?
	Interestingly, his flight was late.
	Did he get patted down?
	By the way, did you know that the Indian ambassador got patted down?
	Yeah, it got patted down.
	And then Hillary Clinton apologizes for the...
	Oh, I'm so sorry this happened.
	Apparently the ambassador was pissed.
	Meanwhile, what about apologizing to the American public?
	Huh?
	No, no, we apologize to foreign dignitaries, but we don't apologize to the American public for the same indignity.
	Wait, listen, John.
	Back off, man.
	I'm a scientist.
	Okay, back off.
	Interestingly, his flight was late, and he started off by saying how it was the worst flight of his life.
	During the speech...
	They don't mic golf streams the way they used to, I tell you!
	During this...
	Yeah, really.
	Give me a break.
	During this speech, he then managed to drop in high-speed rail twice, saying how it would fix up the country.
	Yeah, baby.
	He also included global warming, saying he found it unbelievable...
	That politicians who didn't believe in it get elected.
	It's unbelievable!
	What is going on?
	Last but not least, he talked about his fund and Haiti, saying how they've taken in loads of money, but mentioned that they've been involved in redevelopment.
	Right.
	Good one.
	You'll see me find a video.
	Thanks, Matt.
	Yeah, so I will follow on that.
	The Clinton-Bush Haiti Fund has given a whopping $800,000 to Architecture for Humanity, which apparently is opening an office in Haiti.
	$800,000, amazing amount of money, considering the billions that were promised and has been taken in.
	It's not even going to the Haitians.
	It's going to open an office.
	It's going to another NGO. And yes, Haiti, of course, people are rioting, and the peacekeepers are doing their best to keep the peace by shooting them.
	So I could do lots of stories about that, but I thought a little funnier would be this article here that I'm bringing up from dailyfinance.com.
	Haiti's best hotels thrive amid disaster of earthquakes aftermath.
	It's such a beautiful story.
	The vista from the private terrace of the John Barrymore suite at the Hotel Olufsen in Port-au-Prince is a vision of verdant hills and a brilliant blue bay, a dramatic postcard that reveals not a hint of the mountains of rubble and trash left over from Haiti's catastrophic January 12th earthquake, nor the escalating cholera epidemic, nor the slums just beyond the hotel's gate.
	It is unbelievable.
	Please read this.
	Where did this piece run?
	This ran in Daily Finance.
	So, despite the advisory, which of course is like, oh, you should not stay there in Haiti, this historic hotel, which began its life as a private home, served later as a U.S. Marine hospital during the American occupation, has been fully booked since January 12th.
	They got deals, by the way.
	They got some great deals.
	Yeah, no, it's been fully booked.
	And, of course, we have 1.3 million Haitians living under blankets, which you weren't allowed to send, by the way.
	You weren't allowed to send any blankets.
	Well, really?
	Who said that?
	I think it was...
	Well, let's see.
	Now, right now, all we need from people, if you can't be part of a medical team or a search and rescue team, We just need cash.
	I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
	Just send your cash.
	30 minutes and a world away, the Hotel Carib, with its soaring brick-and-marble lobby, intricate iron inlays, and swanky bars, widely considered Port-au-Prince's most upscale hotel.
	This is a different hotel, John.
	It reopened its doors in October, and on a recent weekend, foreign workers sunbathe around the swimming pool shaded by eucalyptus trees.
	It's luxurious by international standards, not just by Haitian standards, says a U.S. Embassy employee lounging poolside with his girlfriend.
	A World Bank staffer visiting from Washington, D.C. That's his girlfriend.
	See, the U.S. Embassy employee with his girlfriend from the World Bank.
	People.
	Nice.
	Get a clue what's going on here.
	Yeah, people get a clue.
	Hello.
	By the way, after the earthquake, $1.3 million was spent for a firm to draw plans to retrofit the hotel to California building codes.
	So that's really...
	And by the way, when Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper, if he ever gets back down there again, where do you think he'll be staying?
	Oh, he'll be staying there probably with the guy.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Point made.
	Good point.
	Since you also brought it up...
	I'm losing it now.
	Yeah, that's what you brought up.
	Here we go.
	Here it is.
	All aboard!
	Trains good!
	Planes bad!
	Woo-hoo!
	I only got one story, but blew me away.
	Now remember, it is Hill and Knowlton, huge PR firm, who is really working for the high-speed rail.
	We've got everybody on board.
	Everybody agrees the science is in.
	But we need to actually...
	We need to get the young people more on board, John.
	How can we do that?
	Let me think.
	Who do we have...
	Not Clooney?
	No, he's in Darfur.
	Miley Cyrus?
	No, no, no.
	Give me another guy.
	Who really talks to the people?
	Justin Bieber.
	No, no.
	He's too young.
	We need someone with credibility.
	Someone who'll get to the vodka-drinking people.
	Obama.
	No, let's get to Diddy.
	There you go, Diddy.
	Yeah, Diddy.
	John, please go to DiddyDirtMoney.com.
	P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, who, by the way, I think his vodka ads are hilarious.
	It's DiddyDirtMoney.com.
	Are you going?
	I'm trying.
	Okay, DiddyDirtMoney.com.
	He has a new album out, which drops!
	It drops this weekend!
	How do you spell it?
	Is Diddy D-I-D-D-Y? Yes, DiddyDirty...
	Oh, I'm sorry, DiddyDirtyMoney.com.
	My mistake.
	DiddyDirtyMoney.com.
	So it's like, yo, man, let's like, whoa, how we get, well, yo, brother, it drops out of there.
	Now look at what splashes up.
	What happens?
	They have forced P. Diddy as a part of their MKUltra program.
	DiddyDirtyMoney.com.
	I got nothing here.
	DiddyDirtyMoney.com.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, I got it with a T this time.
	There you go.
	DiddyDirtyMoney.com.
	Jeez.
	They got him to do...
	Not only is the first single that drops, yo, called Last Train to Paris, but up pops right there a train ticket on the homepage of DiddyDirtyMoney.com and you actually are requested to enter your information on the ticket and the ticket is in French.
	And it's from London to Paris.
	It's the high-speed rail.
	And they've, I mean, of all the things, Diddy, you know, he can talk about, you know, he'd be Cristal and Jets and everything, but no, Diddy's talking about trains.
	Now tell me that isn't a part of the entire program.
	Oh, the guy's a moneymaker.
	He's getting paid for this, of course.
	Totally.
	And look at First Class, by the way.
	First Class.
	Do you see the ticket?
	No, I can't find the ticket.
	You're horrible.
	It's too all right.
	I go ahead and hit the home page.
	I got a picture of Diddy Dirty Dirty Money.
	It says, last train to Paris.
	And you didn't get a whole Diddy Dirty Money mailing list thing pop up with a ticket?
	No, actually that was blocked.
	Oh, okay.
	Something did cry.
	Here it comes.
	I've unblocked it.
	I'm looking at it.
	Oh yeah!
	Right.
	One adult.
	So, So...
	So anyway, so Diddy totally on board the program.
	Very proud of him.
	Good job there, Diddy.
	I so much like his vodka commercials.
	This one is just irking me a little bit.
	All aboard!
	Train's good, plane's bad.
	Woo-woo!
	So I've got a couple of clips.
	One of them is a little long, but it's so good.
	Is this the end of show thing, or is that something else?
	No, no, the end of show is an end of show thing.
	You can play it or not.
	The end of show thing is a Judge Napolitano who apparently feels that his show is not going to be on long enough, so he has actually three rants.
	As editorials put together as one.
	But anyway, the one I'm thinking of...
	By the way, the length of the end of show clip, 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
	Now we have to play it.
	It's a sign from God.
	Yeah, it's a sign from God.
	Nailed it.
	This is called Bill Riley at his best.
	And this is a classic example of him trying to bully someone out of their job.
	A woman who is an assistant professor at the University of Washington made a comment that the military uses the same techniques, predatory sales techniques, as predators do.
	And when she says predators, she means people like predators.
	Real estate people, insurance salesmen, probably pedophiles, the whole thing.
	She just generalizes that the military uses these hard-selling techniques to groom kids into buying into one thing or another.
	Right.
	So, O'Reilly finds this incredibly offensive because, you know, the military is so great, even though I don't see him over there fighting, but it's another point.
	Then he bullies, you know, he's got Geraldo on who's trying to do...
	And Geraldo starts to...
	This is why the clip is so good.
	It's a little long.
	I'm trying to set it up so he can put up with it.
	Harallo starts to wax and wane over the military, and it's almost laughable.
	And then at the very end, there's the punchline, which makes your jaw hit the floor.
	Is what, O'Reilly kidding?
	He doesn't even know a basic fact about joining the military.
	The behaviors of grooming children to agree to enter the military are the same behaviors that other predatory groomers engage in.
	Now we call Ms.
	Hagopian?
	Hagopian.
	And she hung up on us.
	So we turned to our pal Geraldo.
	And here he is.
	So she's a loon, right?
	Not even hung up.
	She probably cursed you.
	I think that what she says is dishonorable.
	I think it's disgusting.
	I think it's demonstrably false.
	I think it is, as the military says, outrageous and offensive.
	More interesting, though, Bill...
	It's how the University of Washington says.
	The spokesman for the University of Washington where Professor Hagopian is employed called it extreme and absurd, her analogy.
	And it is to compare the behavior of military recruiters, many of whom saved children stuck in the ghetto and give them a way of life, you know, as the...
	Here it goes!
	Hey, you know, you're stuck in the ghetto.
	That's right.
	We're going to get you out of the ghetto, son, and get your head blown off.
	This just becomes, you can't not laugh at listening to this guy go on.
	It's just hilarious.
	Here we go.
	Senior military correspondent, war correspondent here for the last decade or so.
	It has been my honor to see thousands of youngsters, hundreds of whom come from the hard life in the urban areas.
	Oh, hold on.
	This has got to be leading into the DREAM Act or something.
	This has got to be part of that propaganda.
	No, it doesn't.
	That's the joke of it.
	To get recruited into the military and their lives are transformed.
	It's a wonderful, honorable profession.
	They get a decent paycheck.
	They get a pension.
	They get a future.
	Their families get taken care of to suggest that what the military recruiter is doing is luring young...
	high school students into a life where they're going to be committing suicide, where they're going to be committing crime, where their life is going to go off, is really...
	No, where you're using depleted uranium, so you'll get some kind of cancer, and they're taking away your health care.
	And they kick you out, and they don't take care of you, and they screw you, and they make you go back over and over and over again.
	Over and over and over again.
	Hey, I know plenty of guys that joined up because they were literally talked into it by these guys.
	They're great sales guys.
	Yeah.
	And why deny it?
	That's just the way it is.
	What is this denial?
	Let's listen to some more of this crap.
	Beyond exaggeration.
	What?
	It says beyond exaggeration.
	What is the university going to do about it?
	She's not a tenured professor.
	Well, I don't think they can do anything.
	She has the right to say or, you know, to really take a position wherever she wants to.
	You don't think the university can do anything?
	She's an assistant professor, not a professor.
	Now fire her!
	Standards of academic behavior.
	If you have somebody that misguided, who is absolutely not telling the truth, because as you pointed out, this is an opportunity, and nobody forces anybody to stay in the military.
	You don't like it, you can leave.
	They're not forcing you to stay in there.
	What?
	If you don't like it, it's called AWOL. What?
	He played that last clip again.
	It's unbelievable.
	Wait a minute.
	Did he actually say, if you don't like it, you can leave?
	Yes.
	There's an opportunity.
	And nobody forces anybody to say in the military, you don't like it, you can leave.
	Who is this guy kidding?
	It's funny, actually, because there was another little thing in there that I picked up on, because he was saying, well, you know, you can't say this crap at a university, right?
	Because you're crazy, and if you're accredited, then she should be fired, right?
	Is that basically what he was saying?
	Yeah, basically.
	So this is a throwback to a CSI New York, which says exactly this same thing.
	Here's the Ministry of Truth about crazy professors at universities.
	Hey, New York.
	What are you two doing here?
	Hey.
	I think I may know a little something about your poison victim.
	And I'm here to prove a man innocent.
	I got a little intel on Professor Scott.
	He has a history of espousing various conspiracy theories.
	Sharing them with his students scarred him into a little trouble.
	Every university has at least one unconventional professor.
	Oh, come on, Peyton.
	This guy's ideas here are totally anti-American.
	Look at this.
	Water fluoridations, tsunami bombs, chemtrails.
	What are chemtrails?
	Some people believe that vapor exhausts from aircraft are actually dangerous biochemicals dispersed into the air.
	Anyway, it's un-American.
	It's un-American.
	It's un-American to say anything about fluoridation or chemtrails or anything.
	It's un-American.
	And by the way, some people believe that water vapor from airplanes are actually chemicals.
	No, it's called geoengineering.
	And it's plan B. Nobody forces anybody to stay in the military.
	You don't like it, you can leave.
	They're not forcing you to stay in there.
	Message to all boots on the ground.
	Leave now!
	Yeah, just quit!
	Leave now!
	Leave now!
	You don't like it in Afghanistan?
	You got a bad assignment?
	You don't like your CO? Just quit!
	You know what, John, I will take all the money we earn on this show and charter airplanes for all of the boots on the ground and the ships at sea to leave now.
	If they can actually leave now, get on the plane!
	Leave now!
	Leave now!
	And guess what?
	What?
	They can't leave now.
	But Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo said he could leave now.
	Oh, Bill O'Reilly doesn't apparently know anything about the military.
	You don't...
	You can't...
	It's not a job!
	It's not like a job you sign up for.
	I quit this job.
	I mean, what do you have?
	Of course, then you have the problem.
	That is the problem.
	How do you get out of, you know, Kabul and get back to the U.S.? Because they're not going to fly you back if you quit.
	But this is like, why would anybody even think this?
	You do not sign up for the military so you can just quit at the drop of a hat like he claims.
	Where does this come from?
	Where does it get into his head to even suggest such a thing?
	I really am totally baffled by the whole thing.
	Is he trying to sucker people into thinking that this is true so they join up because I know they have trouble recruiting?
	I mean, I don't know.
	I don't get it.
	Do you think either of them have actually served?
	I don't think so.
	I doubt it.
	They'd be bragging about it constantly.
	Are you kidding?
	Yeah!
	If there were corporals for two years, they'd be, oh, when I was in the military...
	No, Geraldo got a chair on his nose.
	That's his service.
	That's his service to humanity.
	And we don't want to demean anybody out there that's stuck in the middle of nowhere.
	On the contrary, I want to save everyone for when we really need them.
	Like, not this bull crap.
	Yeah, that's the point.
	We have National Guards people that are overseas.
	They're supposed to be here.
	They're not supposed to be over there.
	That's the Army's job.
	So I got a cute little clip from...
	Special Victims Unit, which had all kinds of high-tech stuff going on in the show.
	But this little bad acting clip is kind of interesting because it brings in another little meme about, you know, stuff that we're all doing on a day-to-day basis.
	Play creep twits.
	Oh, hold on.
	That's not what I expected.
	Okay.
	This clown really on the job?
	Al McCutcheon from the 1A. He lied his way past the desk sergeant, said he was here for a prison transfer.
	You make it a habit to beat up guys in custody, Officer McCutcheon?
	Look, I'm sorry, but...
	My daughter's in the same swim class as the girl who got raped two nights ago.
	My carless had her over for sleepovers.
	When I heard you guys finally caught the son of a bitch...
	You decide to tune him up.
	I didn't decide anything.
	I just...
	saw red.
	Yeah, well, the ass you just kicked is your own career.
	Should have never signed up for those tweets.
	Tweets?
	From who?
	Watch group in our neighborhood.
	They send out info about sexual predators.
	Call them creep tweets.
	Oh my God!
	Creep tweets are an internet communication, Your Honor, one that triggered a despicable act of vigilante violence against my client and by a police officer no less.
	The man practically broke my jaw.
	Assaulted in custody, Ms.
	West?
	Oh, all right.
	Well, we can look forward to that.
	This is part of it.
	If you see something, beat the guy's ass.
	Yeah, this is part of the whole scheme.
	I think they're actually trying to promote this idea, to be honest about it.
	It's kind of done in an awkward way.
	Well, again, we now have documented proof that our American...
	See something, say something.
	Yeah, our American media is influencing not just Americans here at home, but people in Saudi Arabia and all over the world.
	It's great.
	Yeah, sure we do.
	Okay, I got a couple clips then.
	Well, wait, before you do that, I got one short minor clip that's just kind of off the top.
	It's a good segue to whatever you want to do.
	I'm sure it is.
	I was taking one of these clips and I caught the end of a clip.
	And it just sounds so funny by itself.
	It's a promotion for one of the channels, but it sounds like there's a subtle message hidden here.
	Play the Speed Channel promotion.
	I always have to guess what you're going to tell me to play.
	Here we go.
	Get your heart racing this week on Speed.
	Get your heart racing on speed.
	Take speed.
	Take speed.
	Is that what it says?
	Yeah.
	Let's listen to it again.
	Get your heart racing this week on speed.
	Yeah, my heart's racing on speed, all right.
	I mean, this is like talking about your neuro-linguistic programming.
	That's great.
	That's great.
	I love that.
	So we know that ABC News has a new news president, so I'm eyeing ABC News very closely.
	Usually it was NBC, of course, had the tie-in with General Electric, and we know that the CEO of General Electric is good buddies with Obama.
	So now we have ABC News, the new president of ABC News.
	His sister is a special advisor to the president.
	Someone sent us an email, which is a pretty high position, actually, to be a special advisor.
	So they're all over a lockie.
	Now, let me just tell you a little bit of al-Awlaki.
	So we need a new bin Laden because, of course, the old bin Laden is dead.
	He's not around.
	We don't know.
	We don't know.
	He's in a cave somewhere.
	Maybe never existed, for all we know.
	We also needed to all be in Yemen.
	All right?
	So we went from Iraq to Afghanistan, Pakistan.
	We're going to move into Sudan.
	That's next.
	Right.
	But al-Awlaki, so he has a new product.
	Now, by the way, al-Awlaki is an American citizen.
	Right, from Phoenix or something like that.
	American citizen, and there's a couple things you need to know about him.
	One is, the president has said, you may kill him.
	So, I don't know about you, I don't care what's going on, but typically with American citizens, you can't just be ordered to be killed by the president.
	Right, I know, it's distressing.
	And the court recently overturned an objection to that.
	It's all in the show notes.
	So that is very distressing.
	You're an American citizen.
	The president said, we could kill you.
	And this guy may be the worst guy in the world.
	But that's not how the system is supposed to work.
	So Alaki, now he is the...
	Not only is he the new CEO of Al-Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula, he also is the CEO of the Taliban.
	He is the press relations manager.
	And they're on to him because, I mean, they're really moving up.
	John, I've got to tell you, this al-Awlaki guy, I mean, they are getting really sophisticated because they use two microphones now for his videos.
	Please pay attention to ABC News, Ministry of Truth.
	...of Al-Qaeda in Yemen linked to multiple plots, including those bombs on cargo plane.
	I forgot to tell you, everything is linked to this guy.
	Oh yeah, he's behind it all.
	Christmas pants bomber, shoe bomber, cartridge bomber, Christmas tree bomber, every bomber, boob bomber, it's all a locking.
	Martha Raddatz, who covers defense and security, tells us his latest video is a polished production.
	He calls America Satan, but the video itself looks almost corporate.
	And today, investigators are examining the well-produced propaganda tape to see what clues it offers.
	First, compare it to the last time Osama Bin Laden was seen on video.
	The Milwaukee image is sharp, the background wood lattice, the glass top desk, an executive's leather chair, and not one, but two microphones.
	Al-Locky has made his name with recruiting videos.
	Investigators from New York Congressman Anthony Weiner's office found more than 700 videos on YouTube with an alarming 3.5 million hits.
	Weiner said the videos facilitated the recruitment of homegrown terror.
	YouTube took down some of the most defensive.
	But it is still incredibly easy to find videos of Al-Locky on YouTube.
	You just type in his name.
	I think we need to regulate that internet, that YouTube thing.
	We've got to turn out some videos!
	And you get hundreds, even thousands of results.
	The overall theme of the tapes is that America is waging war against Muslims and must be stopped.
	While some of those checking out the sites are no doubt curiosity seekers...
	Because we're tracking who's checking out the site.
	Officials say Olaqui has inspired terror before, from the mass shootings at Fort Hood Fort Hood to the failed Christmas Day bombing Christmas Day bombing Failed!
	All right, Olaqui!
	And investigators fear he will do so again.
	The video could provide important clues, but wherever that tape was made, Olaqui has likely moved on to yet another safe haven in Yemen In Yemen!
	Where it is clearly easy to hide.
	Oh, it's so easy to hide in Yemen.
	Now, so before the new president of ABC News came in, ABC News actually slipped up.
	We're going to play you something from October 26th.
	Because what you have to understand is, two months after 9-11, Aulaki was invited to the Pentagon for lunch.
	Okay?
	The guy who's number one now.
	He's number one.
	He's got the big foam finger.
	He's number one.
	He was invited to the Pentagon for lunch and somehow they just let him go.
	They just let him eat and let him leave.
	And it's amazing how that works.
	Let's listen.
	You don't think he was like...
	Well, it couldn't be he's like CIA or something.
	John, do you think that maybe he got like some message there?
	Like, here's what you need to do?
	Or was it just really a coincidence?
	Let's listen to the ABC News report.
	American-born radical cleric Anwar al-Laki linked to the 9-11 hijackers.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	He was also part of 9-11.
	Oh, yeah.
	I forgot.
	Yeah, he's awesome.
	...airline bombing and the Fort Hood shootings.
	President Obama himself has authorized the targeted killing of al-Awlaki if and when he is found in Yemen.
	But the Pentagon...
	If and when he is found in Yemen.
	Could it get any more obvious?
	Yemen.
	He's hiding out somewhere.
	At least we know it's somewhere in Yemen.
	John is now confirming.
	Listen, listen.
	John, it's so obvious, isn't it?
	If and when he is found in Yemen.
	Listen, here it comes.
	I am dumbfounded.
	How can this happen?
	We let him slip through our fingers!
	In Yemen.
	Let him slip through our fingers.
	We fed the guy.
	In Yemen.
	In Yemen.
	We gave the guy lunch.
	He's invited as part of the Pentagon's outreach to Muslims.
	Outreach to terrorists in Yemen.
	The Pentagon now says it was a small group put together by the Defense Department's general counsel.
	He was vetted, but clearly not very thoroughly.
	Juju?
	An embarrassing breach.
	Thanks, Martha Raddus, for that update.
	An embarrassing breach.
	Let's move along to Yemen.
	So, you know, just please understand, there is no terror.
	I'm sorry, there is terror.
	We're afraid of things that don't exist.
	It's like this guy, this totally made-up guy who's an American.
	He dined at the Pentagon.
	I mean, please, get a clue.
	This is like CIA, and they linked the guy to everything.
	In Yemen.
	And right now, it couldn't be any better because he's...
	In Yemen.
	This is nuts!
	I mean, please!
	Hello, people!
	I can't say it any other way than you need to wake up from your dream sleep in Yemen.
	Wow.
	So anyway, so you won't be hearing that anymore because, you know, that was October 26th.
	And that was clearly, whoever was president of news then is out.
	Oh, that's why they ousted him.
	Of course!
	Of course!
	What the hell are you doing with this guy?
	What are you doing, man?
	You can't do that story, you idiot!
	That's not how it works!
	In Yemen.
	Nutball?
	You're out!
	Bring in a new guy.
	I have a family to feed.
	What do we have?
	Hold on.
	Hey, you.
	Special assistant.
	You got anybody?
	Yeah, I got my brother.
	Oh, good.
	Put him in.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Well, let's hope we get some income from between now and Sunday.
	That was a terrible situation.
	Well, if you tried and you gave up, please try again.
	Or something.
	I don't know.
	We definitely need...
	We did send out the Talking Points Memo.
	I want everyone to check it out.
	At least take a copy.
	It's a little note asking for some help.
	And then the Talking Points Memo.
	We're going to have another one.
	We're going to try to do one a month or more often.
	I'll probably send out something as a Christmas greeting, too.
	But we'll try to do one Talking Points Memo a month because we have enough...
	I think we can go a year.
	We've got 12 things that we're thematic with.
	We've got the trains bad, planes good.
	We've got the...
	Well, we've got arguments for geoengineering.
	We've got arguments with mostly quotes from things.
	There's a number of things that we have.
	In fact, we have to do our little special show which discusses our basic...
	The primer.
	So what will the next talking points will be...
	I don't know what you think it should be.
	I think trains good plans bad.
	I think that's a good one because that's all over.
	Yeah, and people can get into the discussion.
	We can have five or six points that are just, you know, why this, why that.
	Why don't we time it?
	Give it two weeks because in two weeks, Diddy's last train to Paris will be number one on the charts.
	We can time it for that and we can release it then.
	We're like, hey, notice this?
	Notice this train thing from the guy who exclusively talks about Cristal on his jets?
	Now he's taking trains?
	Yeah.
	Give me a break.
	Give me a break.
	Please, come on.
	I'm not stupid.
	Well, I guess.
	Anyway, end of show clip will be this 3 minute and 33 second clip of Judge Napolitano's show.
	It doesn't matter.
	I just like the fact that it's...
	No relation to Lucy.
	Yeah.
	Or Janet, for that matter.
	Alright, so yes, Dvorak.org slash NA, ChannelDvorak.com slash NA, or NoAgendaShow.com, go to the donation page.
	If you tried and had to give up because of PayPal being DDOSed, then please consider trying again because it is hurting us.
	And coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Yemen.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley in Yemen.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll talk to you again on Thursday right here on No Agenda.
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	It interferes with private enterprise at its most critical juncture, the airlines, as they are receiving their passengers, and it tells them who they can put on their planes.
	It simply refuses to abide the Constitution, even though every employee there has taken an oath to uphold it, and it insists it can keep us safer than the airlines themselves can.
	Never mind that the TSA has yet to find a single box cutter or weapon or bomb in all of its porn and groping.
	Never mind that its back scanners cannot detect explosive powder on or under the skin.
	And never mind that it has terrified young children and folks who have just had surgery.
	Listen to Cousin Janet.
	If you don't like what we do, take a bust.
	Do that and you'll find the TSA at the bus.
	The WikiLeaks, folks, are not real journalists, say members of Congress from both sides of the aisle.
	That's because the big government party, the one that includes almost all Republicans and almost all Democrats, Congressman Ron Paul and Connie Mack are exceptions, the party that thinks it can write any law and tax any event, the one that recognizes no limits on its power, still believes that we work for the government.
	And it can tell us what it wants us to know and keep us in the dark about what it doesn't want us to know.
	A journalist is one who reports, writes, or transmits newsworthy information.
	That's straight out of Webster's unabridged dictionary.
	It's not news that the government likes.
	It's not news that is good or bad.
	It is whatever is newsworthy.
	And newsworthy means whatever people are interested in.
	Are people interested in what WikiLeaks has reported?
	Hundreds of millions of us are.
	If we define journalists that the government hates and fears as non-journalists, will they lose the protections of the law?
	Only in the weird Orwellian world of big government.
	Not in a world where the Constitution has abided and rights are guaranteed.
	And yesterday we saw many Democrats rip into the President because he favors raising some tax rates, but not all of them.
	They speak as if our money were theirs, and they can decide how much of it they'll let us keep.
	They have it backwards.
	Our earnings belong to us.
	The Constitution says so.
	The presumption is that we get to keep what we earn and that the government must leave us alone.
	Where does the government come off claiming you can take whatever it wants?
	If you wouldn't let a thief take your money and give it away, if you wouldn't let your neighbors take your money and give it away, why would you let the government do so?
	You know what they do with that money?
	Three quarters of it.
	Three quarters of what they take from us goes to welfare payments, wealth transfers, or to paying back loans taken out by previous governments.
	Will this tax and spend madness ever end?
	Only when folks who love freedom and respect private property get in the government.
	We are your night watchmen.

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