"I Shouldn't Laugh At This" Michael Knowles REACT To Horrible TikToks
Michael Knowles tries not to laugh—but completely fails—as he reacts to some of the most unhinged, unintentional, and downright horrible TikToks the internet has to offer. From cringe activism to bizarre life advice to chaotic viral moments, nothing is off-limits in this reaction gauntlet.
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The black guy thing, it could have been, it was like a little...
Is there another one or no?
No.
Okay, it's TEE Tuesday.
Who's playing?
It's your boy, Professor Jacobs, Mysterious Michaela May, and the Kremnip Crib.
Okay, take it away.
And man, you have gotta test out this new pool table.
Yeah, you are going down.
Where's the black ball?
Uh, fuck.
It is a pool table.
It'll probably draft.
Ready?
It's a slop, but it's funny.
You know, women have a hard time choosing where to eat, because the last time they did, they doomed all of humanity.
So, where did you train, linguine?
Train?
Uh...
I hate that one so much.
Is there another one or no?
No.
No.
I would say it's between the black, the pool ball, and you know what?
I always I don't give it to the AI slop a lot.
Let's give it to the AI slop.
The fat guy making the crater.
Who do you think it was?
It was Edgy Boy.
Edgy Boy.
Yeah, it was good. It was good.
The first version of that was funnier with the didgeridoo.
That one is trying to go home again.
You can't.
It's never just allergies.
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And right now, you can save 50 pounds per person.
That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.
we've got millions of free child players with 22 kids it's like criminal assault dude my dna test just came in look at this you're 1% african yes i'm black bro you're not black okay it says one percent you guys ready to order i'll take the fried chicken collard greens and a hennis whoa why did you order that and change your inflection i am so sorry sorry i would have ordered the same thing spoken like a few brothers
What was that?
You white folks wouldn't understand.
It's a black thing.
You're not black.
When you listen to gangster rap oh, we get pulled over.
Stop talking like that.
I know this is hard for you to understand because you're not a black man like me, but I need you to follow all of the officers instructions.
You're white because registration, yeah, African American, but he's not African American.
Vehicle white brother resistant he's not resisting.
I said stop, oh my god.
And he's back to harmed African American chackades Broken out across the country as another innocent black man has been gunned down by a white cop, the victim, 26-year-old African-American Michael Johnson.
He's not black!
It was too long, and the premise that like cops shoot innocent black men is completely false.
But that's pretty funny.
What was the one before that?
I just want to keep it in my head.
The foot assault thing.
Oh, that was funny too.
I don't, you know, the black guy thing, it could have been, it was like a little too much making a meal out of a cupcake.
You have a sandwich and you don't get frosting up your nose.
So I'm going to give it to the just pure slapstick, the guy with the tar paper on his face.
That was funny.
What do you think it was?
I think it was Professor Jacob.
That was Professor Jacob.
It was.
Yeah, I could tell.
Yeah.
I could tell that.
Very simple.
It's very simple.
We're childish.
It was funny.
Okay, next one.
Falling, look at the monitor and give the full name of this person.
Adult Hitler.
That's actor Jason Statham.
What is what?
I think you're doing a great job.
We got Susan from Little Rock, Arkansas.
How are you doing, Susan?
Hi, Mr. Ramsey.
I'm good.
How are you?
Better than I deserve.
What's up?
So we have $10,000 in student loan debts.
Good gosh.
It's not every day we talk to a neurosurgeon.
I assume that's what you have to be to have that kind of debt, Susan.
No, I am a teacher and my husband's a comedian.
So we're just our question today is: should we do a daycare that costs $15,000 a year?
No!
You're broke!
You are broke, Susan.
You are poor.
Poor.
Everyone, out of the studio.
Poor!
Beans and rye, Susan!
Mr. Ramsey, can we still go on our anniversary trip?
We paid for it in points!
Points!
I got a few points for you, Susan.
Point one, you're stupid.
Point two, see point one.
Point three.
I'm about to hang up on your broke.
And what I do, throw away your phone, burn it, throw it in the backyard where your kids are tied up because you're taking a poor daycare.
Broke, bro, We got another caller, Jason from San Francisco.
How you doing, David?
Okay, don't be mad, but I want to buy a townhouse and I have $9 million in debt.
Oh, gosh, Joe, jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Poor.
Yeah, it went on too long.
It was funny.
It was close, but it just went on too long.
Hold on one second.
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Yeah, it took me a minute.
That's my mirror.
What are you doing?
Yeah, it's kind of funny That's all of them.
It was a weaker round, though.
I was trying to sweet Elise about that.
Like, I wanted the AI to fix our Christmas card picture, and it just can't.
It just doesn't know how.
It's not taking our jobs.
So, I guess what were the first two?
Jason Statum is Hitler, and then Dave Ramsey in Pressure.