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It's getting real, okay?
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I've played the Bible trivia with Protestants.
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I've played the Bible trivia with a Jew.
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Now I'm squaring off on Bible trivia with a fellow Catholic.
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And of course, neither of us ever read the Bible.
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So you're- I don't even know what it is.
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Right, the blind leading the blind.
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Mr. Frad, thank you for coming on the show.
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Okay, so the way it works, Professor Jacob, Jew, has given us all of the way he is.
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He's given us all of these prompts.
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He leans a little Old Testament.
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And then we have to come up with the answer.
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When I have a lady on, then I say ladies first.
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But since you are a man, then I will go first.
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Okay.
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Which king in the Bible?
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Well, look at this.
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They lowercase the Bible.
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What kind of nonsense is this?
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Which king in the Bible was approached by two women who both claimed they were the mother of the same baby.
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The king threatened to cut the baby in half, to which the real mother begged him to give it to the lying woman.
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I think it's Solomon.
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And then do I respond?
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Yes.
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Yes, I also think it's Solomon.
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It is Solomon.
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Yes.
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All right.
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Well, that's a good start.
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It was kind of an easy one, though.
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And now I read it.
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Do I?
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Now you read it.
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All right.
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Number two.
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The prophet Ezekiel was instructed by God to cook food over a fire fueled by something odd for symbolic reasons.
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What was the fire fueled by?
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Oh, my goodness.
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That's so, I'm so happy you have to go first on that.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Not that it'll matter.
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Neither of us is going to get it.
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I'm going to...
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I guess I guess.
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I don't know.
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Oil, some kind of weird oil.
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Is it tallow?
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It was tallow.
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It was definitely tallow.
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It was canola.
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I think it was canola.
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No, that's that.
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What is actually fuel from hell?
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Some kind of fat, but not necessarily tallow, but some kind of fat.
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The answer?
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Human excrement.
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Gross.
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That's like what they do in India.
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Is there fat in excrement?
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You may have been right.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, is that?
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I'm sure excrement is somewhat fatty, but I don't, yeah.
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Was Ezekiel like Punjabi or something?
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That's very interesting.
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This was just his way to shame Catholics for not knowing the scriptures, I think.
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Okay, now this one's going to test how honest I am.
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Which apostle raised Eutychus from the dead after he fell from a window?
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Professor Jacob did not, he didn't tape a cover on this.
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So I actually can see the answer.
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I can't.
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You can't.
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So should you go first?
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I don't know.
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It's kind of chi.
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It's my turn.
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You know, it's a real problem, though.
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Just take it.
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I'll take it.
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And then you can, all right.
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What if I trick you?
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What if I say it's one and then we both get it wrong?
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I guess that wouldn't benefit me at all.
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It's Paul.
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Yeah.
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It's Paul.
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Okay.
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What food did Esau trade Jacob for his birthright?
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Me?
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Yeah.
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So it's sometimes translated porridge, sometimes translated stew, isn't it?
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I always think of it as porridge, but yeah, right.
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It's a little longer.
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I say porridge.
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Lentil stew.
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Hey, what is it?
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All right, does that, is it a lentil porridge?
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Do we get half credit?
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I think that counts.
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We both get half a point.
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What body of water dried up so Israel could cross into the promised land?
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This is your one, isn't it?
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That's right.
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I think it is a porridge-colored sea.
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I believe it's the Red Sea.
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Is that right?
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Yep, that's it.
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That's the Red Sea.
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Okay.
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I agree.
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It says the Jordan River.
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Really?
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No.
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This is the Red Sea, isn't it?
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Yeah, that's the Red Sea.
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That's what I thought.
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Is it the Jordan?
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Can we get Mr. Davies?
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Can we get a Protestant fact check in here?
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Hold on, I'll bring in the expert.
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Although you got a Jew, this is one of his main books.
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How could he be wrong?
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Yeah, now I'm doubting everything.
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Hold on.
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Moses parted the Red Sea.
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That's correct.
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So that the Hebrews could escape the Egyptians.
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But Joshua, him, when they carried the ark through the Jordan River, it dried up so they could cross into the promised land.
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Wow.
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So hold on.
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But you would say, I mean, the whole story of the Exodus is from Egypt to the promised land.
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So a body of water that dried up so that they could cross was the Red Sea.
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But you're saying, well, but the later body of water, more immediately before the promised land.
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I think we both lose it.
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All right, do you want me to read this one?
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Yeah.
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What animals drowned after Jesus cast demons into them?
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Pigs.
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Yay.
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It's pigs.
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I say it's pigs.
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Do you think Ben Shapiro has ever had bacon?
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No, but he did have KFC because he wasn't, they weren't always particularly observant Jews.
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And so I remember, like, I think he got into it when he was like 12 or something.
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So he is kind of the worst of all world.
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I don't think they ever ate bacon, but he does remember like good fast food and all.
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And then they gave it up for religion, which is admirable.
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You know, we got to make him Catholic, but that's very admirable, I think.
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Okay.
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What sign appeared at Pentecost when the spirit came upon the disciples?
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Was it tongues of fire?
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I think it was.
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All right, these have been pretty decent so far.
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I feel like we, I feel like less of an idiot than I usually do.
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All right, you're up.
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Yeah, I saw, who did you have that one with recently, that biblical Protestant scholar?
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Oh, was that with Jeremiah?
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Oh, Jeremiah.
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That wasn't fair.
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Wrecked me.
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He wrecked me this way.
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I feel like doing this with Dr. Hahn.
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It's like me going up against a UFC fighter in a fight.
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What do you want from me?
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It's bad.
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It's not like me going up against a UFC fighter in Bible trivia.
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It's not good.
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What was my turn?
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Okay, what was the first plague that befell Egypt in Exodus?
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I believe it was the turning of the Nile into blood.
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Yes.
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You know why I always remember that?
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No.
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Because, you know, Moses is a figure of Christ and the Old Testament prefigures the New Testament.
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And what was the first public miracle of our Lord?
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Ah, water into wine.
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Water into wine.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That'll actually help me in the future.
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Thanks.
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Yes.
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I kind of forget.
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They all kind of map onto it, but I kind of forget the rest still.
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Okay.
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What did Samson find inside the lion's carcass that he previously killed?
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Probably a bunch of guts and bones, right?
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No, I don't know.
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That's too easy an answer.
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What did he find inside the lion's carcass that he killed?
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I mean, whatever he found, he probably also found guts and carcass.
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So I feel like he could get it.
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So I'm sticking with my answer.
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Guts and bone.
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He definitely found guts and bones in there.
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Do I go first?
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I don't even, yeah, I do go.
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What's yours?
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I think honey.
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Honey.
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Was it honeycomb or a beehive or honey?
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That sounds like a more of a correct answer than excrement.
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No.
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He probably found that too.
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Honey and Bees.
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Does that put Mr. Frat?
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Oh, shoot, man.
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So I have to Get this next one right and you have to get it wrong.
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All right, you go.
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What object tore intorent two at the moment of Jesus' death?
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Come on.
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I think my winning streak on this game just tore into because.
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You're not serious.
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You know that one.
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I do, but you have to get it wrong.
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The problem is you know it, too.
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Well, what if I throw...
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Go on.
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You say it.
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Okay, the Temple Veil.
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Ah, I was going to say a cigar.
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You want it?
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You want?
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Hey, all right, it's a tie.
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Oh, man.
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What a lucky break for me, huh?
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I swore it was a cigar.
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Wow, that's good.
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Honey and bees.
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Do I get just a quick point of fact?
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Do I get partial credit for guts and bones?
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No, no, no.
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Then you win.
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Come on, I threw the last one for you.
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Yeah, I want to be ruthless on this.
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Do I get absolutely not?
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No, I don't.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Well, hey, man, I feel a little better.
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It's good to have Catholics doing Bible trivia with Catholics.
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We can both feel equally smart or dumb, however you look at it.
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That was what you just did was a corporal work of mercy, by the way, throwing that last question.
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That was really very nice of you.
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Mr. Frad, thank you.
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Professor Jacob, thank you for some New Testament in there.
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That was nice.
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Thank you to all of you.