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Okay, yeah, I think the last thing we'll talk about here is this story that was shared by Sean into the Facebook group Which is just so beautiful.
It's it's a video.
It's one of the few reels Facebook reels that I've really enjoyed And it's local man pranks beautiful sheriffs by showing up claiming to be a federal agent and firing his gun repeatedly into the air It's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
I'm reading from Houston County Sheriff's Office in Crockett, Texas.
On Saturday, March 15th, a suspect named Clifford Hennizer, 34-year-old male from the Lovelady area, Lovelady area?
A 34-year-old male from the Lovelady area.
Hey, that's the area I come from, too.
I love a lady.
You don't want to talk about her?
She's called my wife.
Came to Houston County Sheriff's Office lobby at approximately 7 a.m Claiming to be a federal agent and wanting to inspect our records.
You can just do this people don't know Yeah, you can go to your local.
It's called posse comatose You go to your local Sheriff's Department and you say I'm an agent of the federal government and I demand to see your records Yeah, and when they say which records you say what you got all of them Take me to the basement, baby I want the old shit.
I want the old shit that hasn't been digitized.
That's where the good stuff is.
You mean the analog stuff?
A dispatcher told him she would have a deputy en route.
As all were out on routine patrol in the county, they're like, sorry sir, someone will be right with you.
The suspect left the lobby and returned to his vehicle.
After a short time, the suspect returned to the lobby carrying an AR-15 rifle.
He again tried to call our dispatchers, who at this time were hiding under their desks and calling for all available help.
The suspect left the lobby and as soon as he cleared the front awning, he fired approximately 30 rounds into the air.
Okay, so let's watch this video.
Security footage.
Looks like he's having fun.
Yeah, it's actually a pretty tough, tough look for him.
Is he wearing overalls?
He's wearing overalls.
He's wearing overalls and a hat.
Kind of hefty gentleman.
And he's one-handedly pointing, casually pointing his pistol into the air and squeezing off round after round while just walking down the pedestrian sidewalk into the parking lot.
I'd say strolling.
He's like, yeah, it's a nice casual walk.
He looks sick.
Like, he's very nonchalant about these shots.
Sorry, say it again.
There's something very what?
He looked very nonchalant about these shots, you know?
Yeah, well, to me it looked like he had just won a championship or something.
He just kind of walking off proudly, firing rounds into the air over and over and over and over again.
And you really can't blame him.
Like, he wanted records, right, Tony?
And then they wouldn't give him the records, and so he's like, huh, what do I do?
Oh yeah, I'll shoot this gun.
That's how we do shit in America, brother.
First step, fire a gun repeatedly into the air.
Second step, question mark.
Third step, records.
I will say, if you are going to pretend to be a federal agent who needs to see the records, maybe put on a suit?
You know?
Maybe, like, maybe go for, like, the Men in Black look, you know?
Maybe try to play the role, you know?
Or, you know, just kind of anything but denim overalls.
I mean, his first mistake was not neutralizing them.
Not neuralizing them before walking back into the parking lot.
Yeah, maybe they did forget.
Maybe they didn't realize it happened until they saw the footage.
It's like, oh, here's my neuralyzer, and it's just 9mm.
Like, no, I don't remember.
I already forgot.
He tried again to call our dispatchers, who at this time were hiding under the deck.
Yada, yada, yada.
He then reloaded and walked around the parking lot.
A short time later, two Crockett PD officers and a Texas Highway Patrol trooper arrived and confronted the suspect.
He followed commands of the officers.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I guess you aren't a federal agent.
Guess they were right.
Federal agents should know what jurisdiction he has.
Should stand on business.
And you know just just I know I know it goes without saying But it is it is funny.
I gotta I gotta mention it a guy goes into a police station AR-15 goes in the parking lot buck shots in the air police officers show up, and they have a conversation with bro Make guess guess guess some other details about this gentleman Yeah I don't know, he's probably really polite to him.
That's why.
Exactly, that's what it was.
It's because he did listen.
See what happens when you listen to the commands?
He was just like, oh, I didn't know that was bad.
I didn't know I couldn't do that.
And they're like, ignorance of the law is no defense.
This is a $75 citation.
Listen, had I not been shooting the gun directly straight up in the air, I would understand why you'd be upset with me.
