Minion Death Cult - #702 If you would like to be a us federal Marshall be at crockett police department 7am it pays 500/day treason is death (preview)
Aired: 2025-04-03
Duration: 05:31


=== Local Man's Gun Prank (05:30) ===

[00:00:00]  Okay, yeah, I think the last thing we'll talk about here is this story that was shared by Sean into the Facebook group Which is just so beautiful.
[00:00:10]  It's it's a video.
[00:00:12]  It's one of the few reels Facebook reels that I've really enjoyed And it's local man pranks beautiful sheriffs by showing up claiming to be a federal agent and firing his gun repeatedly into the air It's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
[00:00:32]  I'm reading from Houston County Sheriff's Office in Crockett, Texas.
[00:00:37]  On Saturday, March 15th, a suspect named Clifford Hennizer, 34-year-old male from the Lovelady area, Lovelady area?
[00:00:46]  A 34-year-old male from the Lovelady area.
[00:00:50]  Hey, that's the area I come from, too.
[00:00:52]  I love a lady.
[00:00:52]  You don't want to talk about her?
[00:00:53]  She's called my wife.
[00:00:56]  Came to Houston County Sheriff's Office lobby at approximately 7 a.m Claiming to be a federal agent and wanting to inspect our records.
[00:01:04]  You can just do this people don't know Yeah, you can go to your local.
[00:01:07]  It's called posse comatose You go to your local Sheriff's Department and you say I'm an agent of the federal government and I demand to see your records Yeah, and when they say which records you say what you got all of them Take me to the basement, baby I want the old shit.
[00:01:24]  I want the old shit that hasn't been digitized.
[00:01:27]  That's where the good stuff is.
[00:01:29]  You mean the analog stuff?
[00:01:33]  A dispatcher told him she would have a deputy en route.
[00:01:37]  As all were out on routine patrol in the county, they're like, sorry sir, someone will be right with you.
[00:01:43]  The suspect left the lobby and returned to his vehicle.
[00:01:46]  After a short time, the suspect returned to the lobby carrying an AR-15 rifle.
[00:01:50]  He again tried to call our dispatchers, who at this time were hiding under their desks and calling for all available help.
[00:01:57]  The suspect left the lobby and as soon as he cleared the front awning, he fired approximately 30 rounds into the air.
[00:02:03]  Okay, so let's watch this video.
[00:02:08]  Security footage.
[00:02:12]  Looks like he's having fun.
[00:02:16]  Yeah, it's actually a pretty tough, tough look for him.
[00:02:19]  Is he wearing overalls?
[00:02:21]  He's wearing overalls.
[00:02:22]  He's wearing overalls and a hat.
[00:02:24]  Kind of hefty gentleman.
[00:02:26]  And he's one-handedly pointing, casually pointing his pistol into the air and squeezing off round after round while just walking down the pedestrian sidewalk into the parking lot.
[00:02:38]  I'd say strolling.
[00:02:39]  He's like, yeah, it's a nice casual walk.
[00:02:42]  He looks sick.
[00:02:44]  Like, he's very nonchalant about these shots.
[00:02:48]  Sorry, say it again.
[00:02:49]  There's something very what?
[00:02:50]  He looked very nonchalant about these shots, you know?
[00:02:53]  Yeah, well, to me it looked like he had just won a championship or something.
[00:02:58]  He just kind of walking off proudly, firing rounds into the air over and over and over and over again.
[00:03:04]  And you really can't blame him.
[00:03:05]  Like, he wanted records, right, Tony?
[00:03:07]  And then they wouldn't give him the records, and so he's like, huh, what do I do?
[00:03:12]  Oh yeah, I'll shoot this gun.
[00:03:14]  That's how we do shit in America, brother.
[00:03:20]  First step, fire a gun repeatedly into the air.
[00:03:23]  Second step, question mark.
[00:03:25]  Third step, records.
[00:03:27]  I will say, if you are going to pretend to be a federal agent who needs to see the records, maybe put on a suit?
[00:03:38]  You know?
[00:03:40]  Maybe, like, maybe go for, like, the Men in Black look, you know?
[00:03:43]  Maybe try to play the role, you know?
[00:03:45]  Or, you know, just kind of anything but denim overalls.
[00:03:50]  I mean, his first mistake was not neutralizing them.
[00:03:53]  Not neuralizing them before walking back into the parking lot.
[00:03:57]  Yeah, maybe they did forget.
[00:03:59]  Maybe they didn't realize it happened until they saw the footage.
[00:04:02]  It's like, oh, here's my neuralyzer, and it's just 9mm.
[00:04:07]  Like, no, I don't remember.
[00:04:08]  I already forgot.
[00:04:11]  He tried again to call our dispatchers, who at this time were hiding under the deck.
[00:04:15]  Yada, yada, yada.
[00:04:16]  He then reloaded and walked around the parking lot.
[00:04:18]  A short time later, two Crockett PD officers and a Texas Highway Patrol trooper arrived and confronted the suspect.
[00:04:25]  He followed commands of the officers.
[00:04:27]  Oh, wow.
[00:04:30]  Yeah, I guess you aren't a federal agent.
[00:04:32]  Guess they were right.
[00:04:34]  Federal agents should know what jurisdiction he has.
[00:04:37]  Should stand on business.
[00:04:40]  And you know just just I know I know it goes without saying But it is it is funny.
[00:04:45]  I gotta I gotta mention it a guy goes into a police station AR-15 goes in the parking lot buck shots in the air police officers show up, and they have a conversation with bro Make guess guess guess some other details about this gentleman Yeah I don't know, he's probably really polite to him.
[00:05:10]  That's why.
[00:05:10]  Exactly, that's what it was.
[00:05:11]  It's because he did listen.
[00:05:12]  See what happens when you listen to the commands?
[00:05:15]  He was just like, oh, I didn't know that was bad.
[00:05:17]  I didn't know I couldn't do that.
[00:05:20]  And they're like, ignorance of the law is no defense.
[00:05:23]  This is a $75 citation.
[00:05:26]  Listen, had I not been shooting the gun directly straight up in the air, I would understand why you'd be upset with me.