#694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)
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This is the Will Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group.
It's kind of like your sore winner at this point.
Nobody can support Joe Biden anymore.
You beat him.
You beat him to death.
There's nothing to support anymore.
He's dead, right?
He's just gone.
Yeah, I'm trying to think if I've seen him.
Oh my god, dude.
Yeah, it's gonna be like the Queen.
We're not gonna see him for three weeks until they announce his death.
He just disappeared.
You think he's doing the Bush Senior thing of secret hospital visits?
Hopefully he's doing a deprivation chamber, but it's young people's blood he's floating in to reinvigorate him.
Totally, and then he reverts back to a much stronger, more virile caveman-like form.
Hopefully he's getting his buccal fat removed.
Getting some transfusions.
Dude, if you tried to suck buccal fat out of him, I think he would turn inside out.
Yeah.
I don't think there's anything there.
That's how you create a black hole.
You turn a human inside out.
So this is, I'm looking at the Will Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group, but it's a post that's being shared from Homesteading, Preparedness, and Off-Grid Survival, Beginners Through Experts.
And this was posted by the Batten Family Farms, who posts a screenshot of another post from Cat Turd.
With the caption, interesting.
So you know it's going to be good.
Cat Durd tweets out, this is January 31st, 2025. Of all the birds in the world, this is starting like a fucking Casablanca line.
Of all the birds in the world, you had to give mine bird flu.
Oh, this is real, by the way.
He's not doing a joke.
This is the post.
Oh, that is the post, but...
Of all the birds in the world, funny how the only birds they kill because of, quote, bird flu are chickens.
And then there's a hyphen, and of all the animals in the world, and then another hyphen, like it's the next bullet in the list, but the first one, I don't think he finished it.
And of all the animals in the world.
Funny how the only animal farts that cause global warming are cow farts.
Uh-huh.
And then line break, space, line break, last hyphen, two things we eat most.
They are two things we eat most, Tony.
Yes!
How come they're targeting these factory farms?
What we eat the most, what we have the most of.
It's a little convenient, don't you think?
Tony makes you think.
Weird.
Weird how that works out.
I love being like, makes you think the exact wrong thing.
Made you think the opposite.
We eat so much of it, and there's so many of them around, alive?
Oh, you're saying there's so many of them?
But we're eating them all, so how is this possible?
I mean, if you don't believe in viruses or the germ theory of disease, I guess maybe you don't know that packing a bunch of organisms tightly together just breeds viral mutations and transmittable illness.
I mean, he's right.
It's not called chicken flu.
It's called bird flu.
I don't see him.
It's like, yeah, that's the only bird we really eat.
I'm sure there's been some turkeys that have been culled.
I'm sure.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
All kinds of poultry and fowl have had to be euthanized.
It's very fucking sad.
Yeah, it's a real like, why are all these homosexuals sucking my dick moment?
Yeah.
It's just like...
But wait, I eat chicken in mass quantities.
What the hell's going on here?
Oh, man.
Yeah, interesting.
Let's get another example here of this response.
This is from Fox 32 Chicago.
A new type of bird flu has been detected in dairy cattle in Nevada, according to the USDA. And there's an image of cows eating.
And the top react on this is laugh.
Laugh react at the idea of a new disease being discovered in livestock that we consume in mass quantities.
10.3 thousand reacts.
The first one is laugh.
The second one is angry.
I'm thinking angry is also like a reactionary.
I think so.
Bad react.
That's the racist react in this scenario.
I think they're upset about how they're blatantly lying to us because how could a cattle get a bird flu?
Words have meanings.
They're not even trying anymore.
Oh, what if they identify as a goose?
Wow.
Wow.
That's the only foul thing I see.
And then the sad react.
I think the sad react is the only respectable react out of these three.
But unfortunately, the last, it's the least of the top three.
