Minion Death Cult - #694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)
Aired: 2025-03-07
Duration: 05:49


=== Thinking About Biden (05:49) ===

[00:00:00]  This is the Will Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group.
[00:00:07]  It's kind of like your sore winner at this point.
[00:00:12]  Nobody can support Joe Biden anymore.
[00:00:15]  You beat him.
[00:00:16]  You beat him to death.
[00:00:17]  There's nothing to support anymore.
[00:00:19]  He's dead, right?
[00:00:22]  He's just gone.
[00:00:26]  Yeah, I'm trying to think if I've seen him.
[00:00:28]  Oh my god, dude.
[00:00:30]  Yeah, it's gonna be like the Queen.
[00:00:31]  We're not gonna see him for three weeks until they announce his death.
[00:00:35]  He just disappeared.
[00:00:37]  You think he's doing the Bush Senior thing of secret hospital visits?
[00:00:44]  Hopefully he's doing a deprivation chamber, but it's young people's blood he's floating in to reinvigorate him.
[00:00:54]  Totally, and then he reverts back to a much stronger, more virile caveman-like form.
[00:01:02]  Hopefully he's getting his buccal fat removed.
[00:01:06]  Getting some transfusions.
[00:01:09]  Dude, if you tried to suck buccal fat out of him, I think he would turn inside out.
[00:01:15]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  I don't think there's anything there.
[00:01:18]  That's how you create a black hole.
[00:01:21]  You turn a human inside out.
[00:01:23]  So this is, I'm looking at the Will Never Support Joe Biden Facebook group, but it's a post that's being shared from Homesteading, Preparedness, and Off-Grid Survival, Beginners Through Experts.
[00:01:39]  And this was posted by the Batten Family Farms, who posts a screenshot of another post from Cat Turd.
[00:01:50]  With the caption, interesting.
[00:01:54]  So you know it's going to be good.
[00:01:55]  Cat Durd tweets out, this is January 31st, 2025. Of all the birds in the world, this is starting like a fucking Casablanca line.
[00:02:06]  Of all the birds in the world, you had to give mine bird flu.
[00:02:12]  Oh, this is real, by the way.
[00:02:14]  He's not doing a joke.
[00:02:15]  This is the post.
[00:02:17]  Oh, that is the post, but...
[00:02:20]  Of all the birds in the world, funny how the only birds they kill because of, quote, bird flu are chickens.
[00:02:29]  And then there's a hyphen, and of all the animals in the world, and then another hyphen, like it's the next bullet in the list, but the first one, I don't think he finished it.
[00:02:42]  And of all the animals in the world.
[00:02:45]  Funny how the only animal farts that cause global warming are cow farts.
[00:02:51]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:52]  And then line break, space, line break, last hyphen, two things we eat most.
[00:02:59]  They are two things we eat most, Tony.
[00:03:03]  Yes!
[00:03:04]  How come they're targeting these factory farms?
[00:03:09]  What we eat the most, what we have the most of.
[00:03:11]  It's a little convenient, don't you think?
[00:03:14]  Tony makes you think.
[00:03:16]  Weird.
[00:03:17]  Weird how that works out.
[00:03:19]  I love being like, makes you think the exact wrong thing.
[00:03:24]  Made you think the opposite.
[00:03:26]  We eat so much of it, and there's so many of them around, alive?
[00:03:32]  Oh, you're saying there's so many of them?
[00:03:34]  But we're eating them all, so how is this possible?
[00:03:37]  I mean, if you don't believe in viruses or the germ theory of disease, I guess maybe you don't know that packing a bunch of organisms tightly together just breeds viral mutations and transmittable illness.
[00:03:56]  I mean, he's right.
[00:03:57]  It's not called chicken flu.
[00:03:59]  It's called bird flu.
[00:04:01]  I don't see him.
[00:04:02]  It's like, yeah, that's the only bird we really eat.
[00:04:05]  I'm sure there's been some turkeys that have been culled.
[00:04:07]  I'm sure.
[00:04:09]  Oh yeah, absolutely.
[00:04:10]  All kinds of poultry and fowl have had to be euthanized.
[00:04:15]  It's very fucking sad.
[00:04:18]  Yeah, it's a real like, why are all these homosexuals sucking my dick moment?
[00:04:23]  Yeah.
[00:04:25]  It's just like...
[00:04:27]  But wait, I eat chicken in mass quantities.
[00:04:31]  What the hell's going on here?
[00:04:34]  Oh, man.
[00:04:35]  Yeah, interesting.
[00:04:36]  Let's get another example here of this response.
[00:04:41]  This is from Fox 32 Chicago.
[00:04:44]  A new type of bird flu has been detected in dairy cattle in Nevada, according to the USDA. And there's an image of cows eating.
[00:04:51]  And the top react on this is laugh.
[00:04:54]  Laugh react at the idea of a new disease being discovered in livestock that we consume in mass quantities.
[00:05:01]  10.3 thousand reacts.
[00:05:05]  The first one is laugh.
[00:05:07]  The second one is angry.
[00:05:08]  I'm thinking angry is also like a reactionary.
[00:05:12]  I think so.
[00:05:13]  Bad react.
[00:05:14]  That's the racist react in this scenario.
[00:05:18]  I think they're upset about how they're blatantly lying to us because how could a cattle get a bird flu?
[00:05:25]  Words have meanings.
[00:05:27]  They're not even trying anymore.
[00:05:27]  Oh, what if they identify as a goose?
[00:05:31]  Wow.
[00:05:32]  Wow.
[00:05:34]  That's the only foul thing I see.
[00:05:39]  And then the sad react.
[00:05:40]  I think the sad react is the only respectable react out of these three.
[00:05:45]  But unfortunately, the last, it's the least of the top three.