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Nov. 16, 2024 - Minion Death Cult
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#671 We will end the wars by winning them (preview)

TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe) THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...? PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge." ALSO: The myriad ways in which "anti-war" Trump supporters are dove-washing the explicitly pro-war, neoconservative officials with whom he surrounds himself. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month 

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Alright, so next I wanted to talk about Blue Anon.
We gotta talk about the real reasons we lost this election.
We, meaning all of us Democrats, why we lost, why this happened, and I just want to say up top, stop fucking saying that Trump won this election!
He did it!
Pay attention to what's happening!
We all have access to the same information!
This election was rigged by Trump, Leon, and Russia!
Starlink was used!
Starlink was used, Tony!
I used the Starlink, no!
Millions of votes weren't counted!
Wake the fuck up, America!
And this has 36,000 likes on Twitter.
Oh, no.
1.1 million views.
This is by somebody named Michelle Baker on Twitter, whose at is at Michelle, but with no last E. So, like, Michelle.
33650674.
So I don't maybe...
Okay, this is a segment all about how their life got flipped, turned upside down by Elon Musk and Trump because the election was stolen.
That's what this segment's about.
I don't really, spoiler alert, find it very compelling.
However, the conspiracy theory I do find compelling is that somebody else just...
I should look when Michelle Baker's account was formed.
Because at Michelle33650674 screaming at Democrats that the election was rigged sounds like election interference.
Sounds like interfering with our democracy, but to make liberals even more crazy.
If this was real, we would be able to search Michelle's post history for a similar tweet yelling at Trump supporters for not accepting that they lost.
Yeah.
This is scary, though, because we did see what happened to them.
We did see how crazy it drove them.
And this kind of poison to a lib might be Might stir some things up.
This tweet is from November 10th, but they were on this immediately.
From November 6th, essentially, we had posts like Rohan Grant saying, almost feel like we walked into a trap.
Kelly.
Do you know what kind of flower?
Hibiscus flower, maybe?
Hibiscus flower.
It's just letting you know she's chill.
Kelly flower.
Maybe she's Hawaiian.
Maybe she's probably not Hawaiian.
She looks like she moves to Hawaii, dude.
I don't know if she is Hawaiian, but you can tell she's for sure part of the...
Oh man, what's...
I don't know.
What culture?
Shit.
How do they greet each other?
Aloha.
Oh, she has the Aloha spirit.
God damn it.
She has the Aloha spirit, and you can tell her she does.
How do they greet each other?
Did you see how I was doing a shaka?
Is it racist that I was doing a shaka too?
I didn't see.
It would have been racist if I had seen it.
So, you got lucky.
It's also how they say goodbye.
I don't know if you know that.
You know what's funny?
I was telling myself in my head.
I was like, it's how they say goodbye too.
Come on, you got this.
Yeah.
I don't know how anyone can argue that we're not the liberal Joe Rogan.
Yeah.
Um, Kelly, but she doesn't put the shaka, it's just the peace sign.
Kelly, hibiscus flower emoji, peace sign emoji, blue heart emoji, blue wave emoji, blue wave emoji, blue wave emoji says something doesn't feel right.
And yeah, these have 693 likes, 486.
Elon is just funneling this shit straight down their throats, right?
That's like, that's got to be it.
It's got to be it.
Because honestly, I did say, I do think there's a chance there's going to be some voter fraud.
I thought that a lot of the people on the right were like, they did it last time, we're going to do it this time, let's get crazy.
But I didn't think they were competent, so I knew he would knew if they did it within 24 And that didn't happen, so I'm just accepting it.
There's people that think the Senate seats were stolen.
There's people on the right that think Democrats stole just the Senate seat, just like the few Senate seats that went to Democrats.
Even though Republicans won the Senate and won the House and won the presidency, there's people like, this isn't right.
How could people vote for Donald Trump but not Carrie Lake?
She's insane.
She's a fucking weather girl who went crazy.
But yeah, Kelly, something doesn't feel right.
Dude, Elon is driving these people insane.
And it's so funny because like...
Just going back, Starlink was used.
Okay, I'm going to be real with everybody.
I did not look into whether Starlink was used in the election.
I'm just going to say it probably was, because that's how fucking stupid our government is.
Maybe stupid is the wrong word, just awful is what I mean.
It's very funny to be like, wait a second, Elon Musk has government contracts?
Doesn't it seem weird that a billionaire should have a functional piece of our government?
Wow, that's crazy.
Yes, yes, okay, like, yeah, sure, Starlink stole the election, please let's deport Elon Musk.
How would that work?
What is Starlink to where it could be used that way?
Maybe I don't understand what Starlink is, like, what is the...
Starlink is, like, a network of satellite internet.
Oh, so, like, they, like, took, they, like, they used the Starlink feed in, like...
Starlink was a Starlink satellite or more than one Starlink satellite was part of whatever network that was connecting voting machines.
Again, I don't know if any of this is true.
I'm willing to believe it.
I'm willing to believe that not only are we giving money to Elon Musk instead of NASA now, we're also just giving him money to run vital satellite infrastructure.
That sounds right to me.
It does sound right, yeah.
But I mean, to pull off these shenanigans, I don't know about that.
But yeah, Starlink was used.
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