Minion Death Cult - #671 We will end the wars by winning them (preview) Aired: 2024-11-16 Duration: 07:04 === Why We Lost This Election (05:13) === [00:00:00] Alright, so next I wanted to talk about Blue Anon. [00:00:04] We gotta talk about the real reasons we lost this election. [00:00:09] We, meaning all of us Democrats, why we lost, why this happened, and I just want to say up top, stop fucking saying that Trump won this election! [00:00:26] He did it! [00:00:28] Pay attention to what's happening! [00:00:30] We all have access to the same information! [00:00:34] This election was rigged by Trump, Leon, and Russia! [00:00:41] Starlink was used! [00:00:44] Starlink was used, Tony! [00:00:47] I used the Starlink, no! [00:00:49] Millions of votes weren't counted! [00:00:51] Wake the fuck up, America! [00:00:54] And this has 36,000 likes on Twitter. [00:00:58] Oh, no. [00:00:59] 1.1 million views. [00:01:01] This is by somebody named Michelle Baker on Twitter, whose at is at Michelle, but with no last E. So, like, Michelle. [00:01:17] 33650674. [00:01:19] So I don't maybe... [00:01:21] Okay, this is a segment all about how their life got flipped, turned upside down by Elon Musk and Trump because the election was stolen. [00:01:33] That's what this segment's about. [00:01:35] I don't really, spoiler alert, find it very compelling. [00:01:40] However, the conspiracy theory I do find compelling is that somebody else just... [00:01:46] I should look when Michelle Baker's account was formed. [00:01:49] Because at Michelle33650674 screaming at Democrats that the election was rigged sounds like election interference. [00:01:59] Sounds like interfering with our democracy, but to make liberals even more crazy. [00:02:05] If this was real, we would be able to search Michelle's post history for a similar tweet yelling at Trump supporters for not accepting that they lost. [00:02:16] Yeah. [00:02:17] This is scary, though, because we did see what happened to them. [00:02:19] We did see how crazy it drove them. [00:02:22] And this kind of poison to a lib might be Might stir some things up. [00:02:28] This tweet is from November 10th, but they were on this immediately. [00:02:34] From November 6th, essentially, we had posts like Rohan Grant saying, almost feel like we walked into a trap. [00:02:48] Kelly. [00:02:49] Do you know what kind of flower? [00:02:50] Hibiscus flower, maybe? [00:02:52] Hibiscus flower. [00:02:53] It's just letting you know she's chill. [00:02:55] Kelly flower. [00:02:56] Maybe she's Hawaiian. [00:02:59] Maybe she's probably not Hawaiian. [00:03:02] She looks like she moves to Hawaii, dude. [00:03:04] I don't know if she is Hawaiian, but you can tell she's for sure part of the... [00:03:10] Oh man, what's... [00:03:11] I don't know. [00:03:12] What culture? [00:03:13] Shit. [00:03:14] How do they greet each other? [00:03:16] Aloha. [00:03:16] Oh, she has the Aloha spirit. [00:03:18] God damn it. [00:03:20] She has the Aloha spirit, and you can tell her she does. [00:03:22] How do they greet each other? [00:03:24] Did you see how I was doing a shaka? [00:03:26] Is it racist that I was doing a shaka too? [00:03:29] I didn't see. [00:03:30] It would have been racist if I had seen it. [00:03:33] So, you got lucky. [00:03:35] It's also how they say goodbye. [00:03:37] I don't know if you know that. [00:03:39] You know what's funny? [00:03:40] I was telling myself in my head. [00:03:41] I was like, it's how they say goodbye too. [00:03:43] Come on, you got this. [00:03:44] Yeah. [00:03:45] I don't know how anyone can argue that we're not the liberal Joe Rogan. [00:03:49] Yeah. [00:03:51] Um, Kelly, but she doesn't put the shaka, it's just the peace sign. [00:03:55] Kelly, hibiscus flower emoji, peace sign emoji, blue heart emoji, blue wave emoji, blue wave emoji, blue wave emoji says something doesn't feel right. [00:04:08] And yeah, these have 693 likes, 486. [00:04:14] Elon is just funneling this shit straight down their throats, right? [00:04:19] That's like, that's got to be it. [00:04:20] It's got to be it. [00:04:22] Because honestly, I did say, I do think there's a chance there's going to be some voter fraud. [00:04:28] I thought that a lot of the people on the right were like, they did it last time, we're going to do it this time, let's get crazy. [00:04:34] But I didn't think they were competent, so I knew he would knew if they did it within 24 And that didn't happen, so I'm just accepting it. [00:04:43] There's people that think the Senate seats were stolen. [00:04:48] There's people on the right that think Democrats stole just the Senate seat, just like the few Senate seats that went to Democrats. [00:04:56] Even though Republicans won the Senate and won the House and won the presidency, there's people like, this isn't right. === Government Contracts and Starlink (02:06) === [00:05:03] How could people vote for Donald Trump but not Carrie Lake? [00:05:08] She's insane. [00:05:09] She's a fucking weather girl who went crazy. [00:05:15] But yeah, Kelly, something doesn't feel right. [00:05:18] Dude, Elon is driving these people insane. [00:05:21] And it's so funny because like... [00:05:24] Just going back, Starlink was used. [00:05:28] Okay, I'm going to be real with everybody. [00:05:30] I did not look into whether Starlink was used in the election. [00:05:34] I'm just going to say it probably was, because that's how fucking stupid our government is. [00:05:41] Maybe stupid is the wrong word, just awful is what I mean. [00:05:45] It's very funny to be like, wait a second, Elon Musk has government contracts? [00:05:51] Doesn't it seem weird that a billionaire should have a functional piece of our government? [00:05:57] Wow, that's crazy. [00:06:00] Yes, yes, okay, like, yeah, sure, Starlink stole the election, please let's deport Elon Musk. [00:06:07] How would that work? [00:06:09] What is Starlink to where it could be used that way? [00:06:12] Maybe I don't understand what Starlink is, like, what is the... [00:06:15] Starlink is, like, a network of satellite internet. [00:06:20] Oh, so, like, they, like, took, they, like, they used the Starlink feed in, like... [00:06:26] Starlink was a Starlink satellite or more than one Starlink satellite was part of whatever network that was connecting voting machines. [00:06:37] Again, I don't know if any of this is true. [00:06:40] I'm willing to believe it. [00:06:42] I'm willing to believe that not only are we giving money to Elon Musk instead of NASA now, we're also just giving him money to run vital satellite infrastructure. [00:06:53] That sounds right to me. [00:06:55] It does sound right, yeah. [00:06:57] But I mean, to pull off these shenanigans, I don't know about that. [00:07:02] But yeah, Starlink was used.