Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (preview)
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Cause he says fucking pronouns, fucking gender ambiguity.
Is he saying that like, like, uh, the only options are, are ambiguous pronouns?
Cause that'd be, that would be interesting.
Uh, no, I think he's, he's mad.
It makes him gender ambiguous.
Like looking at that stuff.
Yeah.
He's like, my, my idea of gender is disappearing.
Like a Marty McFly photograph.
Cause I played the wrong video game.
I love- he said like he's like, I like to be immersed in this game, but you pull me out of it back into current day-ism?
Which is like, so funny.
So he's saying like, I'm aware that this is what's happening in the world around me.
I just don't want to be reminded of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gender's now a thing in 2023.
It's a hot new thing.
It's the current thing.
Everyone's talking about it.
It's September's thing, I guess, for this, this, you know, cycle of current thing.
Uh, yeah.
He says they current day us.
They fucking current date me.
God damn it.
Which is funny because I think this game takes place in the future?
Right, and it reminded him of the present.
In the future- So we sure he's not like a- In the future we won't have gender, Tony.
Maybe he's just like a gender anarchist.
Maybe he believes in a place where we can get past the point of that, where it's not about getting your pronouns or being subjected to one or two boxes, but you can just be whatever you want in the most free way, and that's why he's upset.
He wants to get through what we're experiencing now, past it.
Yeah, I think you might be onto something.
What if he's like, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME PICK MY FUCKING GENDER AT THE BEGINNING?!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM IN THIS WORLD YET!
IT'S CALLED BUILDING A FUCKING CHARACTER, GOD DAMMIT!
YOU DRAGGED ME BACK DOWN!
Why can't I just exist?
I don't know these things yet.
I haven't felt what it's like to exist in this particular gravitational pull.
Who knows how I'm gonna feel?
How do I know how this society expresses gender?
Huh?
What if he's even like, what, I don't know if it's gonna be like now where I could be a woman so I could just do whatever I want.
Or if it's gonna be like, you know, the past where, you know, I could be a man and, cause I'm also about strategy in this game.
