Minion Death Cult - God has given up on the USA and is taking His warriors home. RIP Joe the Plumber (preview)
Aired: 2023-08-31
Duration: 05:43


=== Joe Six Pack & Joe the Plumber (05:39) ===

[00:00:04]  Uh, rest in peace to Joe the Plumber.
[00:00:06]  Do you remember Joe the Plumber?
[00:00:07]  Yeah.
[00:00:08]  How can you forget six pack Joe?
[00:00:10]  Is that the same guy?
[00:00:11]  Are they both the same guy or the two different guys?
[00:00:13]  I think Joe six pack is, is a hypothetical guy.
[00:00:18]  Oh, but, but Joe the Plumber became like the embodiment of him.
[00:00:22]  They're the same figure pretty much.
[00:00:24]  I mean, Joe the Plumber is, it has like a narrower connotation.
[00:00:30]  Um, I was just refreshing myself on the Wikipedia article and it's pretty informative here.
[00:00:39]  Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, commonly known as Joe the Plumber, was an American conservative activist and commentator.
[00:00:46]  He gained national attention during the 2008 presidential campaign season when, during a videotaped campaign stop in Ohio by Democratic nominee Barack Obama Wurzelbacher raised concerns that Obama's tax policy would increase taxes on small business owners.
[00:01:01]  He was a member of the Republican Party.
[00:01:03]  After he expressed to Senator Obama that he was interested in purchasing a small plumbing business, Wurzelbacher was given the moniker Joe the Plumber by the McCain-Palin campaign.
[00:01:14]  I totally forgot that it was because he was going to buy a plumbing business.
[00:01:20]  He expressed interest in buying a plumbing business.
[00:01:24]  Yeah, he didn't even have one yet.
[00:01:25]  He just wanted to.
[00:01:26]  Yeah, he just wanted to.
[00:01:28]  Yeah.
[00:01:29]  I don't even know that.
[00:01:30]  That's so funny.
[00:01:32]  Yeah.
[00:01:32]  Oh, this is my, uh, this is my buddy, John, the, the record company executive.
[00:01:39]  Oh, that's cool.
[00:01:40]  Like what, what record company?
[00:01:42]  It's like, well, not yet.
[00:01:43]  You know?
[00:01:43]  Not yet.
[00:01:44]  Going to.
[00:01:45]  Going to.
[00:01:46]  The actual quotes here are so funny.
[00:01:49]  Wurzelbacher suggested that Obama's tax plan would be at odds with, quote, the American dream.
[00:01:54]  Wurzelbacher said, quote, I'm getting ready to buy a company that makes $250,000 to $280,000 a year.
[00:01:58]  $250,000 to $280,000 a year.
[00:02:01]  Your new tax plan's going to tax me more, isn't it?
[00:02:06]  I love that idea.
[00:02:07]  Like, um, you know what the American dream is?
[00:02:10]  It's something that we're all like working towards.
[00:02:13]  I want to buy a million dollar company and you're going to, you're going to tax me for it.
[00:02:18]  Aren't you?
[00:02:19]  And like, yeah, what a crazy question.
[00:02:22]  I mean, yeah, I'm going to tax you more than you were being taxed now.
[00:02:28]  Cause you now own a business.
[00:02:30]  What are you asking, bro?
[00:02:33]  Very funny.
[00:02:35]  I'm just the humble American potential business owner.
[00:02:41]  I've been thinking about buying so many things lately, but what's even the point?
[00:02:46]  Yeah, are you gonna make me register the fleet of vans, uh, again?
[00:02:50]  Like, after I buy this company?
[00:02:52]  It's pretty, pretty fucked up, Barry.
[00:02:54]  Hey, are you struggling to get by?
[00:02:56]  Buy a company, idiot.
[00:02:57]  You could make 280 to 300 million dollars a year.
[00:03:01]  You fucking, fucking idiot.
[00:03:03]  Like, like the internet keeps telling me to buy apartments.
[00:03:05]  Buy apartment complexes.
[00:03:08]  Are you still not making any money?
[00:03:09]  Buy an apartment!
[00:03:10]  Buy apartments!
[00:03:11]  There, there, there, people are making so much money off apartments right now.
[00:03:14]  Do you know that?
[00:03:16]  Yeah, because I'm paying for one.
[00:03:17]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  The reason you're getting those ads is because you have too good of taste in like clothing, in like fashion and culture and shit.
[00:03:27]  They think you're, they think you're like, stop doing that.
[00:03:29]  They think you make like 10 times as much money.
[00:03:33]  I know.
[00:03:33]  And like doing things like hashtagging like frugal or something like that would not, would not help.
[00:03:39]  I gotta start telling him what a deal I got on these things.
[00:03:42]  Burlington Co.
[00:03:42]  Factory.
[00:03:43]  Marshalls.
[00:03:46]  Okay, so yeah, RIP to Joe the Plumber.
[00:03:49]  I think he was kind of annoying.
[00:03:51]  He also ran as a Republican, a candidate for office as a Republican.
[00:03:55]  Don't wish death on him or anything like that.
[00:03:59]  He just seems to be a mostly normal guy, you know, with bad political opinions.
[00:04:05]  I respect, though, that he didn't, like, that he did get the bag, though.
[00:04:08]  He did, like, run the grift.
[00:04:10]  You need to decide I'm going to go for it.
[00:04:11]  People are talking about me.
[00:04:12]  Let's get that.
[00:04:13]  Let me go ahead and try to do that.
[00:04:14]  I respect that.
[00:04:15]  He tried.
[00:04:16]  It didn't work.
[00:04:17]  But yeah, let's let's get into the reason we're covering this is because just everybody either thinks or is pretending to think that.
[00:04:27]  What do you think, Tony?
[00:04:28]  I think the response to this is.
[00:04:34]  Was he like was he like killed or like he his death is a byproduct of of the current.
[00:04:41]  It's Biden's fault that he's dead, basically.
[00:04:43]  You're I mean, you're so close.
[00:04:45]  You're basically right.
[00:04:47]  It's Obama's fault that he's dead.
[00:04:48]  Obama's fault.
[00:04:49]  And we know.
[00:04:49]  I say, do they ask if he was vaccinated?
[00:04:52]  Vaccinated didn't come up because you get to blame this one on Obama.
[00:04:55]  Why would you waste this one on a vaccine?
[00:04:57]  I mean, there's so and again, this is satire parody YouTube.
[00:05:01]  Do not give us a warning for this.
[00:05:04]  I'm just joking.
[00:05:05]  There's millions of people who died of the vaccine.
[00:05:08]  Why would you?
[00:05:09]  Why would you, you know, add one little one more needle to that haystack when you could be using this like a jewel?
[00:05:16]  This is another Obama.
[00:05:17]  See, we have all the Hillary deaths.
[00:05:19]  We've had all the Clinton kill count for years.
[00:05:22]  You know, Epstein got added to that list to probably the Obama kill count, though, so much room to grow, so much room for potential.
[00:05:30]  The chef and then now now Joe Joe Wurzel Bacher.
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