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Child kidnapping? For what purpose? Domestic issue? The context is important

Today we're digesting the newest Trump Indictment via the small intestine of Truth Social--documenting the former president's colorful insults for Mike Pence, a key player in this newest round of legal challenges. It's Civil War City with black-pilled responses from bigtime right wing influencers Tim Pool and Mike Cernovich, while show favorite Scott Adams has a more creative response Finally, one of the funders of Sound of Freedom is charged with kidnapping two 14 year-old girls, and fans of the film ask, "What if it's the good kind of kidnapping?" Sign up for $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes every week

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And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Little Mike Pence is responsible and we're documenting it.
What's up everybody?
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It's your episode for the week.
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Yeah, that's fine.
Got a couple big stories today.
Trump now facing his.
This is the third indictment so far with plenty more to to come along the way.
Wow.
It's like we're in Marvel phase three here.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see what the rest of the rest of the release looks like in 2023.
Now, hold on.
What previous movies do I have to see before I understand what's happening here?
Yeah, that's right.
So you do have to see the Arizona, sort of standalone Arizona saga, where a bunch of 60-year-old Republican Party operatives pretended to be the Avengers and sent a note to Congress saying, we don't like this election.
Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty important.
It's pretty important.
Believe it or not, you can actually, you can skip some of the stuff.
Like, you only have to watch the January 6th movie.
You don't have to watch the whole thing leading up to it.
Yeah, there's like a whole season of that on HBO, I think.
Yeah, OK, let me read here from NPR.
Five things to know about the latest charges against Donald Trump.
I love this.
It's like a letterman.
Is it a BuzzFeed article?
Listicle, yeah.
Uh, this is the third criminal indictment for Trump, but it's more than just another legal woe.
Yeah.
So this is specifically about January 6th.
This one is about him causing and encouraging, uh, both like the, the riot that happened as well as like pressuring Mike Pence to decertify the election or, um, refrain from certifying the election until he could like get enough pieces in place to make it a credible challenge um yeah mike pence is actually let me let me pull it up here
mike pence is playing a huge role in this one as you can imagine um oh i didn't send the images to myself well i can just pull up the website mike Mike Pence is selling merchandise that says, you're too honest, quote, like, quote, you're too honest, Mike Pence, which is a quote from Donald Trump trying to get him to steal the election for him.
I mean, what kind of what kind of bar is being set by that guy saying you're too honest, you know, like.
It's not really the cred you think it is.
I remember that we found out about that happening like an hour after it happened.
It was like not a secret.
It was so funny that like that day we were like, damn, he really, I guess that's real?
That's a real thing that happened?
Yeah, I mean, so much of this seems far-fetched and comedic.
Yeah, quote, too honest.
You can buy, let me pull it up here on screen, Tony.
You can buy a quote, too honest hat that says, you know what?
I like Mike, which is what the front of the shirt says.
Uh, but he's just too, too honest, too, too honest.
Too honest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, I, I like it.
It's good.
It's good.
Like the, the design's good.
Too honest is like a hell of a slogan.
Like he might've, Is he going to use this for... Is he running for anything anytime soon?
He's not being too rowdy, right?
He's running for president.
He is?
He's using this as his presidential slogan.
Yeah, look.
It says Mike Pence for president.
That's what that says.
Mike Pence for president.
Mike Prince-ident.
On the back.
And it's everyone's favorite person saying that.
So it's officially certified.
That's amazing.
I actually think the slogan, Too Honest, I think that's a great campaign slogan.
I think you're going to get so many Democrats to vote for you, Mike.
Yeah, I think that's actually the way to go.
Hey, listen, why I'd rather vote for somebody who's too honest.
You know, at least I know what I'm up against.
You're going to get 100% of the Democratic voter Republican primary vote.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's going to mean that Mike Pence is going to get like less than 1%.
Yeah.
He hasn't even qualified for a debate yet.
He's not even among the fringe mainstream candidates like Ron DeSantis or Vivek.
I can't remember how to say Vivek's last name.
That's wild.
I mean, the half-life of being a president or frontrunner is just, you only get one shot now.
If Trump's running, yeah.
And you're a moron.
I still cannot believe Ron DeSantis actually decided to run this election.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Yeah, what a waste of your time.
Suicide.
Political suicide.
Yeah, but I love the merch.
Too honest.
I like Mike.
Oh, the hoodie's good.
The hoodie's hard.
That doesn't say too honest, though.
It just says, I like Mike, which I that's good.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, he's got a lot of stuff going on.
The Georgia indictment hasn't even dropped yet.
The one where he pressured over a recorded phone call the attorney general or whoever it was to find him more votes.
Amazing.
Like I said, I kind of forgot about that happening because it was so not a secret.
It was so blatant.
Yeah, it's an overload.
You can't possibly think about all this stuff at once.
You'd rightfully go insane.
Yeah, I mean, there was something else in this NPR article maybe worth reading.
Yeah, okay, so March's indictment was 34 counts of falsifying business records.
June's indictment was, of course, the mishandling of classified documents.
Remember the photographs from the toilet with the papers in there?
Iconic.
Put it in a museum.
It probably will be in a museum.
It'll be, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Ironically, it will be in the Trump National Archives, the Trump National Museum, which is the whole reason he stole those documents in the first place, so that he could curate his own special museum of battle plans and assassination plans against Iranian leaders or peace accords between Saudi Arabia and Israel.
In the, um, in the, the Nixon library, I think it's the Nixon library, uh, in California, you can go in there and they have like a replica of like an office where like deep throat tapes were happened or something like that.
And it's a replica, there's going to be a replica of that bathroom with like, you know, scale, scale boxes stacked in it.
And you're going to walk and they'd be like, wow, imagine they thought he was getting away with something in this room.
Just the amount of history that this place has seen.
A prosecutor in Fulton County, Georgia, is leading a separate investigation into Trump's alleged efforts to pressure state election officials there.
And Trump is also fighting two civil lawsuits, including a federal jury finding that left him liable for battery and defamation.
But this latest indictment stands apart from Trump's other legal challenges.
The Department of Justice's investigation into January 6, 2021 is among the most sprawling and complex in U.S.
history.
Boring.
It gets at the heart of the alleged effort to overturn legitimate election results and obstruct the peaceful transfer of power.
I mean, yeah, the incident itself is obviously like fairly, if not riveting, entertaining.
I don't need to hear like just just, yeah, throw him in prison.
You know, I don't need to hear all this bullshit.
I don't have the details later.
You can figure something out.
I'll read about it at the Trump Presidential Library.
Yeah.
I promise I will watch every volume of the Netflix documentary.
Okay, so in response to this indictment coming out, Trump had some good truths on Truth Social.
Oh, shit, he's verified on Truth Social.
Did you see this?
He's got the red checkmark.
Nice.
Is there, like, I'm on Truth Social.
Let me see if I have the option to, like, be quote verified.
Like, I want to see what they call it.
I think I don't even think that's red.
I think that's like that weird that because their branding colors are this purplish and green.
I think that's supposed to be like a violet almost.
Could be.
I just saw what my display name is on Truth Social and laughed.
It's Biden called me a stupid bitch.
Hell yeah.
Because I saw some Twitter account like a year ago or two years ago.
It was like Biden called, called me a dumb son of a bitch, you know, cause of like some offhanded comment Biden made about whatever.
And I thought it was, I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
Um, I, I don't know how to go, uh, professional on truth social.
I'm, I'm looking, I don't, I don't know how to get verified.
Um, but apparently, yeah, this is the real Donald Trump.
He's been verified.
Uh, Trump says, if you go after me, I'm coming after you.
Yep.
You made me do this!
Yep.
I'm just defending myself, okay?
They drew for the third indictment, not me!
Look, don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
And then Thug Life glasses fly over his head.
He is, he is, by the end of this, he's probably literally going to truth out.
If you come at the king, you best not miss.
Oh, I hope so.
I hope so.
That's coming.
I hope that he does, I hope that he like, he, he does the, um, what's his name?
The Conor McGregor strut out to the podium and like hurts himself doing it.
Right.
I don't think he can walk like that.
I don't think, I think his, what do you call it?
His center of gravity is not there.
Which is why he would hurt himself.
Yeah.
It'd be awesome.
He's definitely already retweeted a meme of him in it that says, if you come at the king, you better not miss.
Yeah.
Yeah, no doubt.
Undoubtedly.
Also an AI video of him doing the Conor McGregor strut.
I've seen that gif.
Yeah.
I've seen, I've seen both Elon and Trump do the Conor McGregor swagger strut.
I'm picturing the not Elon, like the Elon lookalike.
The Chinese Elon?
Yeah, I'm picturing that guy doing it and it's great.
Well, he's a wholesome figure.
I don't think that guy's done anything wrong.
It's not his fault he looks like that.
No, but I'm seeing him do the strut.
Particularly him.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm fine with anyone else doing the strut.
Anybody who's a good person in heart and soul can do that.
That's never happened.
That's never a good person has never done that strut Like it's just it's never happened one day one day a young man.
It's gonna It's gonna rise to the occasion you pure of heart.
Yeah, he's gonna be the first one to do it in a modest way in a To do it in a valorous manner Um, the other truth that Donald Trump did, uh, I think I like it even more.
He says, wow, it's finally happened.
Little Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as governor Indiana until I came along and made him VP has gone to the dark side.
Uh, and I want to pause right here and say little Mike Pence is L I D D L E apostrophe.
Dude, I forgot, I forgot he was the Vice President.
I completely forgot.
Oh my God.
Uh, if anybody's hearing any, yeah.
I completely, it's just another life.
It's a whole other life ago.
I completely forgot that he had that much power and he was such an awful dude.
The man, the man is literally oatmeal.
Like, not even oatmeal.
He's cream of wheat.
He's unsweetened cream of wheat.
There's no reason for you to remember he was there.
Yeah, I totally forgot.
That's so funny.
Yeah, my grandpa ate Mike Pence for breakfast every day for the last 40 years of his life.
That's why his heart's still so strong.
I love little Mike Pence.
Yep, yep.
So gross.
All D's, so good.
It's more insulting and also because you can hear him say it.
You can hear the way he would say it.
It really packs a punch.
It just reminds me of Little Devil from Nothing But Trouble.
John Candy and Dan Aykroyd in baby fat suits.
That's what I think of when I hear Little Mike Pence.
It's Mike Pence, but he looks like a real life garbage pail kid.
Like a giant man baby with baby-like features.
A towering monster.
A cherubic, vomiting, towering monster.
In like a diaper that has a clothing pin keeping it together.
Yeah.
And that's diapers, poopy.
It's a poopy diaper.
We all know it.
We all know.
That's what the dark side is.
The dark side is not changing your diaper.
The little is ironic.
Like, I can't.
Yeah, anyway.
It's too cutesy.
Like, it's insane.
It's driving me insane thinking about Trump saying little.
Little.
The little Mike Pence.
You know what's funny?
I bet he should do that in private.
And just like really poke fun and like tease Mike Pence and Mike Pence fucking hated it.
And now he does it out here.
Cause I can hear him say, he'd be like, little Mike Pence, you know, little, little Marco.
He used to call Marco little Marco.
Yeah.
But that doesn't sound like little, little to me.
Little, little sounds like something else.
Little Mike Pence.
Okay.
He's gone to the dark side.
Yeah, because Mike Pence is essentially going to be like the star witness in this fucking indictment.
He provided like tens of pages of documents.
Like he took personal notes.
He had like a snitch journal on January 16th that he just wrote down, uh, wrote down crimes in.
I like probably had to for posterity.
You know, he's like, I was this motherfuckers vice president.
I got to like, I'm already doing my own evil thing over here, but I'm doing it.
I'm doing the lawful way.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
I never told a newly emboldened parentheses, not based on his 2% poll numbers, Pence to put me above the constitution or that Mike was quote too honest.
I love that.
Just like Mike Pence being interviewed for the job of president.
And, you know, St.
Peter is like, what's your biggest fault, Mike?
And he's like, well, I guess I would just have to quote my former colleague and say that I'm too honest.
Too honest.
Yeah.
You can't trust a man who's too honest with government secrets.
That's a really good point.
Yeah.
You can just ask him point blank.
Right, if you elect Mike Pence, he's going to tell all of us what happened to JFK.
Yep.
Do you want that?
The people really can't handle that.
Look at how wild the people who know the truth act.
Think about that.
He's delusional, and now he wants to show he's a tough guy.
I once read a major magazine article on Mike.
It said he was not a very good person.
I was surprised, but the article was right.
Sad.
Sad.
Very sad.
I love that sad... There's shirts out there that just say sad, right?
And everyone knows what it is?
I don't know if I've seen that yet.
There should be.
There should be.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't say sad as much anymore.
This is like a classic that I feel like he brought back just for Mike.
Yeah, and I think it got a pop.
It got a pop out of me.
You know, it kind of made me feel a little nostalgic.
What a good insult.
What a good diss.
Yeah.
I seem to remember reading a story about you in a certain publication, and that story said that you were not very good.
And I was like, wait a second.
But the story, it turned out to be right.
Yep.
Yep.
Turns out.
And this is also true because it's a story that I read it in that that even I doubted its integrity.
But it turns out that the story that I'm referencing is even so right that I was proven wrong and thinking that it was wrong because it's in fact right.
Yeah, I think the trick is always have a vice president who is less fake than the news media.
Because it's kind of crazy if the fake news media is right about your Vice President.
Yep.
Yep.
Then you don't know who to trust.
Did you see... Did you see Jamie Foxx's tweet?
Or Instagram post?
Yeah.
Jamie Foxx, you've gone so... You've gone so long.
You've gone so long.
Like, you've been... Dog... Why?
Why'd you do that?
Why'd you do that?
Like, you blew it.
I think it's a good post.
Yeah, that's what's funny.
It's like, well, the thing is, because I almost want to say, like, I don't even know if he was thinking that hard about it.
I think maybe this is an anti-government post.
Go for it.
You know, run that angle.
But the thing is, you've seen what happens when your idiot friends post similar things.
Why don't you just not post things?
Like, you're friends with all the idiots who've been posting awful things.
Just don't post things, you idiot.
Uh, yeah, I didn't, I didn't even think of antisemitism when I read this, although I obviously get why, why that's a concern from people and it might be the case here, but I just, I loved this post.
It's, it's such a classic and you know, anti antisemitism, also a classic, so it makes sense, but this is like a throwback post.
I grabbed this screenshot on Twitter where Anomaly, but the O is a zero.
This guy is super fucking annoying.
Yeah, seems like it.
This guy is an awful human being.
But he tweeted, whoa, Jamie Foxx posted this to his Instagram story.
So he's like anomalies like a like think outside the box.
They don't want you to know this information about sound waves curing cancer.
And yeah, yeah.
They don't want you to know that actually the elites love undocumented immigrants.
And that's why we have to murder them at the border.
Yep.
They're trying to bring them in that type of shit.
Yeah.
But yeah, whoa, Jamie Foxx posted this to his Instagram story.
Yeah, it's a screenshot from Jamie Foxx.
I am Jamie Foxx verified.
They killed this dude named G. They killed this dude named Jesus.
Dot dot dot.
What do you think they do?
They'll do to you.
Hashtag fake friends.
Hashtag fake love.
Who hurt Jamie?
Uh, I think it was the vaccine.
I think it was a, a, a, a salty little bitch named Moderna.
Oh man.
Oh man.
I gotta, I gotta just get this out of the way.
Um, uh, they cloned Jerome was fantastic.
Oh shit.
Wait.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
It's great.
It's a great movie.
It's really fun.
It's worth watching.
I'll probably watch it again.
What movie?
It's a shame.
They cloned Jerome.
It's his new movie that came out on Netflix a little bit ago.
It's a really good like... It's kind of like the...
It's just a conspiracy movie, like, type movie, like sci-fi movie where things are on what they seem and they have to dig deeper and an unlikely ragtag crew comes together to, like, save everybody.
So it's a movie, is what you're saying.
It's what?
So it's a movie, is what you're saying.
It's a movie, yeah.
It's a good movie.
So I just want to get that out of the way.
Because I think that's why he's relevant right now, again.
It's because of that movie.
Well, he was also, like, missing in action.
Like people, like people were, his last post was from months ago and it was something cryptic like this shit.
And people were speculating that like he was being, uh, he was either in a coma or he was being like under house arrest.
You didn't see any of that?
I know.
I just, it's really funny because that's what the movie's about.
The movie's like, in the movie, like everyone's being like poisoned with mind control stuff and they find out.
It's like maybe maybe the movie was too good see I just thought Jamie Foxx in this post was comparing himself to Jesus Yeah, that's that's what I read into it, but then I but then after the fact I see yeah, I Mean, that's what he mean when he said like isn't he I don't want to speculate And I could be confusing him for another black celebrity, which would be racist of me.
Probably not.
No, no, no, that's probably, that's unlikely.
Isn't he, isn't he like a black Israelite guy or hasn't he said some black Israelite shit or some... I don't know.
Black people are the real Jews?
I think he doesn't say a whole lot and when he does say things he's smart enough to like use a funny voice to say it.
But I don't know.
He's one of these people though who like people forget how successful Jamie Foxx is and was.
Like the dude was playing Ray Charles and had a platinum record at the same time.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah.
He's a, he's a huge star.
I don't, I wouldn't forget it.
So he's like super, super rich and just like totally out of touch.
He's one of those crazy rich people who's like, you're, you're not a real person anymore because you're, you're, you've been rich for too long.
And I bet you, see, when I saw Fake Friends, I was like, Oh, like Judas, like you can't even trust the homies because the homies are going to turn you in.
Exactly.
It's a classic.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
That's a posting classic.
And I was like, who did this to you, man?
Yeah, and I find a strange parallel with Donald Trump here.
Talk about fake friends.
Yeah, very true.
Wow.
Mike Pence is a lot like Judas.
But yeah, I love I never told Pence to put me above the Constitution, but we can go back to his tweet on January 6th, 2021, where he tweeted out Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and our Constitution.
Giving states a chance to certify a corrected set of facts, not the fraudulent or inaccurate ones which they were asked to previously certify.
USA demands the truth.
So there's like this, you tweeted out doing the crime.
It's so fucking good.
I forgot about that!
He was like, Mike Pence is too pussy to do crimes with me.
Mike Pence is not a real one.
Mike Pence said he was outside, but I went to the hood.
No one knew him.
No one knew his name.
Yeah, man, it's good.
It's good to just have a record of every one of your half-thought attempts to keep power as a public record.
Yeah, so this is going to be featured, I imagine, pretty prominently in the indictment against him.
I love that we live in a time of tweets printed up on poster boards in court regularly.
That's one of my favorite things to see.
I do wish they would just pass their phones around.
So lots of interesting responses to the Trump indictment other than from Trump himself.
Few of the usual players here.
Tim Poole quote tweets, NBC News, former President Trump has been indicted by a federal grand jury investigating efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
Tim Poole quotes, you are in a civil war.
Yep.
Yep.
Civil war time.
I believe it's like civil war time every week now for Tim Poole.
Yeah.
Tim Poole's about that civil war.
He's been in the trenches.
He's been training.
He's awakened to it.
He left the Democratic plantation some time ago, and now he just sees the writing on the wall.
He's so brave.
He is so brave.
To post that trick on the internet?
To post that weird double-foot, gnolly, late-flip thing he did?
To post that on the internet with- When I saw that caption, I legitimately thought that- Cause I saw it in, like, Skate Things.
I thought skaters were making fun of him.
But that's just his caption.
And the trick is real.
I- I- He's so brave.
Well, the- the- The caption is intentional cringe.
The caption isn't intentionally meant to be cringe.
I don't remember the exact wording, but it's like, leftist haters could never do this trick that I can do.
Yeah, and you're right, because I would never figure that trick out.
I would never want to.
I would know.
It's a bad trick.
It's a novelty trick where he's rolling at less than a mile per hour.
You can see his body shaking as he's rolling half a mile an hour to do one trick before it cuts and he pats himself on the back for landing a trick.
And it's that kind of trick, too, where if you know nothing about skateboarding at all, you might be like, damn, that's pretty cool.
But if you know anything about skateboarding at all, you're like, fuck, that's... It's like a trick Rodney Mullen invented in the 80s before anybody else was having fun on a skateboard.
Yeah, yeah, it's like yeah, you like you might have made a shot but you you did it you did it like underhand and you banked it and like and Then it got a weird lucky tip in like it's no one's everyone's like, okay That's I guess it wasn't like in the middle of a actual game or something.
You were by yourself.
Yeah Yeah Yeah, I typed in Tim Cass Civil War.
He's got a lot of tweets about the Civil War.
He's bout that Civil War.
Yeah.
But yeah, you are in a Civil War.
He also said this for something else recently.
I think it was like Sound of Fury or something.
Something we were in a Civil War for.
Sound of Fury?
I always want to call it Sound of Fury.
That's not your fault.
Your feed is full of both Sound and Fury and Sound of Freedom.
Man, how do I pick my favorite?
Mike Cernovich says, It's an assassination by other means.
There's no turning back from this moment.
The American flag emoji is officially occupied by a hostile demonic regime.
Why'd you use the American flag emoji?
You have, you're verified on Twitter.
You can use the extra characters and say, you know, or U.S.
It's just one extra character.
I don't think he could pick.
I don't think he could pick what way to say it.
Because he was probably like went through like U.S.
government, the, you know, the Constitution, the Constitutional Republic of America.
Like he probably went through a bunch of different, but he just landed on that.
And I kind of like it.
I like calling it the.
I wonder if you put an emoji in your tweet if it gets better engagement.
I wonder if that's like part of SEO or something.
Maybe, that makes sense.
Also, you gotta remember, the flag is more than a flag.
It's the idea of the flag.
The idea of the flag, what the flag symbolizes, is officially occupied by a hostile, demonic regime.
Yeah, flag.
I love thinking about flag and what it means to me.
Yeah.
Shed all childish delusions and naivete.
Grow up.
Grow the fuck up.
Don't you see what's happening around you?
Grow up and charge your nearest federal agent.
Run at them.
Breakneck speed.
Shed all childish delusions and naivete.
Comply when you must.
Resist when you can.
The shadow of a new dark age is upon us.
Hell yeah, brother.
I don't know if I'm ready.
What would you ever have to comply about?
Like, getting on an airplane?
Do they mean, like, going through the sensor at TSA?
Fine, I'll comply, honey.
Don't worry.
Alright?
Yeah.
We'll get to your precious aunt's wake.
Well, not only that, but, like, you know, we're gonna get on the plane and, like, chill?
I guess I'll fucking do that, too, because I was planning on wilding out on this plane.
But I guess I'll do that anyways.
There better not be a motherfucker with a mask in there.
If there's one motherfucker with a mask on that plane, it's not my fault what happened after that.
I'm just trying to think of, like, when you actually have to come in contact with the federal government.
I mean, if you're, like, if you're running a small business or, you know, whatever, then, uh, yeah, sure, you have to, like, obey government regulations uh to do that and so that's when you'll comply yeah but then like where how are you going to resist biden how are you like you're are you just talking about posting right that's all you're talking about well i mean i don't i don't want to you know
i might know a guy who was building an addition on his home and might have you know added a few more square footage than I might know a guy who might have done that.
Enough.
That that's that's his rebellion.
That is like, fuck you, Biden.
Yeah, I left enough rooms so that I could have a secret, like, wall crawl space that I'm filling with biology textbooks from 1950, back before they knew what gender was.
The good stuff.
Yeah, you go into, it's like V for Vendetta, but for these guys.
Like, you go into somebody's secret, like, resistance man cave, and it's, like, gendered bathroom signs.
Yeah, it's like gendered bathroom signs and also like interesting like rations from the military like from a long time ago.
Like just you know there's a beef stroganoff from like the 1920s that he's just keeping around.
Is that... oh my god I haven't seen her in decades.
Is it really the butter maiden?
Is that really her?
That's her.
Damn, she looks good.
She still looks so good.
She still looks so great.
A fucking, like, Cleveland Indians bobblehead.
Is that Deadstock Andrew Maimon right back there?
Unopened?
Goddamn.
The amber glistening.
Beautiful.
Instead of, like, Mozart or Vivaldi or whatever, it's gramophone cartridges of Tom McDonald.
It's hit clips of Tom McDonald.
I liked what Scott Adams had to say.
I usually do.
He's a fairly interesting guy.
He's a funny man.
We all know he's funny.
He says Trump is one indictment away from winning the black vote or at least a new high.
Sounds like hyperbole, I know, but here's the winning message.
Quote, the legal system is broken for you and it's even broken for me.
I'll fix it for all of us.
This is so racist.
Like how, how racist, how racist you gotta be where you're like, Oh man, my man, my man's in court.
Black people are going to identify with him now because black people are always in court.
And you, and you like, you, you think that you think that every black person has legal troubles.
But you still think it's their fault.
Yeah.
That's what's really great about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it completely obviously does not believe at all about this.
I love I love the argument.
It's like, no, we we didn't believe in like What is, you know, systemic racism or the carceral system being predatory or just being an extension of Jim Crow or anything like that.
But we do believe it is racist against wealthy white men presidents.
In fact, that's who we think the carceral system is is finally wrong about.
I mean, yeah, obviously everyone knows that everybody knows that rich white men have it the hardest out there right now.
Yeah, Trump's gonna, yeah, go to the South somewhere.
Be like, listen, if they can arrest me, they can arrest all you guys.
Like, you think that I worked so hard, so hard to become a millionaire, just for that, when my elderly wife dies, to not marry a 20-year-old?
And you're gonna get mad at me for that?
No, that's... What happened to the American Dream?
I loved this response from Sydney Somerville as well.
Sydney Somerville, American Flag Emoji, American Flag Emoji, Stack of Books Emoji, Stack of Books Emoji, but only one Canadian Flag Emoji says, I have been seeing that with many young black men that have YouTube channels.
I love this.
Do you think that everybody understands what's happening here besides like us?
I don't think Sidney does.
I think Sydney is like, well, these men are on YouTube because nobody else because like NBC refuses to hear their voices or like CNN refuses to host black MAGA voters.
So they have to go to YouTube on their own, you know, like just on their own.
And they're not a professional professional media person.
They're just a hardworking young black man who loves Donald Trump.
And she also is like is on YouTube, right?
Where she's already watching.
Clearly watching a bunch of, you know, right wing content.
And she's like the only black men I see are on my side.
Because it's just entering her algorithm, obviously.
I love that.
I love that.
No, I'm saying many.
And the thing is, the all-caps many scares me because I think that she's right.
I think that there's a thousand that we don't even know about.
Yeah.
And she's getting cutty with it.
She's got deep cut.
She's got some deep cut hucksters.
I mean, there's a black cop on...
YouTube officer something or other.
Yeah.
Officer Tatum, maybe?
I think that sounds right.
That guy, it's like a level of hell and sadomasochism to watch any, and I'm not even black, but like to watch any of that stuff, just like, um, I don't know it's not like for me it's not because he's black it's just like the shit he's saying is so fucking cringe and like the thumbnails I see from that guy which is like
One of them was like, feminist boxer gets KO'd by male boxer proving, and it's like, his face on it is like a gleeful baby next to a woman getting punched in the face.
Oh no.
Like, this is demonic, man.
This is awful.
Well, the reason why you have that response to it is because you don't have to have soul in order to have a soul.
Okay, you know yeah, so so you you just you're just a curious not a terrible person So therefore it gives that reaction to you.
I like to think I have soul.
I have blue-eyed soul You know, I've heard you sing.
I've heard you sing.
I've heard you bellow, and you know, you got a little soul in there.
Just to clarify, I don't have blue eyes, but that's just the name of the genre.
I didn't pick the name of it.
I don't want to offend, think you're stealing blue eye valor.
No.
And then... Barrington Martin also replies, You could be right, dot, dot, dot.
It was about Trump, you know.
Trump saying, hey, now I know what it's like to be a filthy criminal like you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, but Barrington Martin says, you could be right dot dot dot, but I dislike this because it asserts that the justice system is unfair to all blacks and all blacks have issues with the law in America.
And it's a talking point that's been overused and exaggerated for too long.
Uh, and yeah, Barrington looks, he's got a, he's got a black dudes avatar.
I don't know if he's, it's really him, but it's his handle matches his, uh, at.
I'm going to make some presumptions.
I'm going to make some presumptions, and I'm going to have a bit of a hot take, but I think that people can walk with me through this.
Judging by Barrington's suit, I'm going to say that Barrington is African, is Nigerian, and I think that that's what's happening here.
I think that's what's happening.
You're saying it's okay to be racist against those guys?
You know, it's okay to acknowledge when those guys are being racist against us.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
That's what it is.
That's what's happening.
That's what I'm talking about.
I love this.
He's like, hey, listen, my problem with your racism is that it actually asserts that it's real and that's not real.
Right, it's not racist enough.
Yeah.
Yeah, I too would be afraid that Trump would, when Trump says the legal system is broken for you and it's even broken for me and I'll fix this, my first worry is he's going to take it too far.
He definitely believes what he's saying about the justice system being broken for black men and he's going to become a fucking black nationalist in America.
Oh, that'd be wild.
We got to be careful.
We got to sort of curb these, you know, I'm critical support to Trump, of course, but we have to curb these lesser impulses, these more dangerous impulses towards like black radicalism.
If we don't stop this, we're going to get skin fade, skin fade waves Trump any day now.
The meme is going to come to fruition.
Unstoppable after that.
What if memes are more prophecy than we realize?
Could be.
Just when I thought it wouldn't get no sicker.
Woke up one morning and heard this weird ass motherfucker talking out the side of his neck.
Me and all my peoples, we always thought he was straight.
Influential motherfucker when it came to the business.
But now, since we know how you really feel, it's how we feel.
Fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah I like white folks, but I don't like you All the niggas in the hood wanna fight you Surprised the nation of Islam ain't try to find you
Well, that's the Trump indictment.
Let's keep it going here.
Wow, more big news as Chesterfieldman, who gave money to Sound of Freedom film, arrested on accessory to child kidnapping charge.
You hear about this, Tony?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's happening all the time where it's just like, It's almost a joke that it's the most obvious people who are getting caught up in this shit.
It's mind-blowing.
Man, this sounds like a fricking Babylon Bee article.
Guy who donated to the anti-trafficking movie Charged with Trafficking?
What the heck?
Is this really not the Bee?
That would never happen in real life.
It must be satirical.
Here we are.
Police say he helped another man, quote, harbor two girls in an apartment.
Cool, cool stuff.
This story is amazing.
But yeah, this guy, let's see, where's his name here?
Fabian Marta, 51 of Chesterfield, Missouri.
This guy is in the credits for Sound of Freedom.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Forever in there.
He even had, like, alleged, at least, uh...
Posts on Facebook, you know talking about how how important the movie was and be on the lookout for his name and the in the credits But I haven't seen a lot of reporting on the details of the story, which I'm getting here from this is KSDK 5 NBC as the local news for yeah, Missouri Fabian Marta of Chesterfield, Missouri was arrested on July 23rd, 2023.
He was charged with accessory to child kidnapping, a Class A felony on July 23rd and released on July 24th on his own recognizance.
Police say Marta helped another man, quote, harbor two girls in an apartment on July 21st, 2023.
The girls were taken from their mother by an unnamed suspect and kept in the apartment.
Police say Marta prevented the girls from returning to their mother by stopping the police from entering the apartment.
Whoa.
So that's like the opposite.
That's that's the actual opposite of the plot of Sound of Freedom.
other guys he's on the other side okay the relationship if any between the unnamed suspect and the girls and their mother was not immediately known quote the charges are completely unfounded says scott rosenblum marta's attorney quote i am confident he will be exonerated marta was named by newsweek and other media as one of the thousands of people who contributed money to fund the movie The film was released on July 4th, 2023 and dramatizes an organization's work to rescue victims of child trafficking.
See our episode about that called, uh, Somebody Told Me You Were a Dumbass.
What's the name of that episode?
Somebody Told Me You Suck.
That's it.
Yeah, Someone Told Me You Suck.
Shout out Miles.
We love you.
Yeah.
Um, oh, while, okay, shout out Miles indeed.
This was shared into the Facebook group.
Nate, I think Nate shared this into the Facebook group.
Amazing.
This is Ron Megawatt on Facebook.
July 10th.
Posted F you!
Hashtag Rolling Stone.
Angry face emoji.
Hashtag Sound of Freedom.
Hashtag Dads with Brain Worms.
And it's a photograph of a magazine rack, and it's a Rolling Stone magazine.
It's the special edition of Rolling Stone that's all about Fleetwood Mac.
So it's not even an issue of Rolling Stone.
It's one of those grocery store, end cap, special edition versions that's not current at all.
This one's just about Fleetwood Mac.
Yeah, it's essentially like a photo collage, I would imagine, of Fleetwood Mac throughout the years.
50 plus years of their music and legend.
And Ron Megawatt has put a sticker on the cover of this magazine, this Rolling Stone magazine, just a plain white sticker that says, Danger!
Pro Pedophilia Magazine.
And then at the very bottom, in like fine print, it says, Warning!
Courtesy of a quote, Dad with brain worms, end quote.
I just love, I love the confidence that everyone's in on the joke with you.
I love the confidence of like, cause the joke he's saying is like, you guys say I'm crazy, but these are clearly pedophiles.
And I know that you're saying I'm crazy and I'm not.
So I'm going to, you know, I'm going to take the power back.
He's reclaiming it.
He's reclaiming it for power.
He's reclaiming dads with brain worms.
Yeah.
And to assume that, cause like, Everyone who's going to get that joke already hates the Rolling Stone.
So for this to be effective at all for you, you should probably leave that part out of there.
He posted this on Facebook and tagged 10 other people in the post.
And this was from July 10th, so almost a month ago.
And I think it had like 11 likes.
That's awesome.
I think it maybe had one more like than people tagged in the post.
I gotta give it to him though because this is some pretty cool low entry direct action that maybe some people can take notes from.
This is just like an address label that you can get from anywhere.
You go to Office Depot and you get a whole page of these that fits into your printer.
Yeah, and you get a template and print them out, and you can smack.
So, I mean, that's pretty cool.
Good for you.
And to do all that for, uh, for 11 likes, every time you tag 10 people, um, amazing.
Like, good for you.
This is, this is pure, actually.
Uh, for people, I, I want to remind people, yeah, Miles Klee, uh, buddy, friend of the show, previous guest, the article he wrote for Rolling Stone about Sound of Freedom was called Sound of Freedom, the movie for dads with brain worms.
Yep.
So that's what this is a reference to.
Yeah.
They're, they're taking it back.
But yeah, it's very funny.
Like most people yet don't have context for this.
They're like, Oh, a crazy person who thinks there's worms in their brain.
Put a sticker on this magazine.
Hmm.
That's like the simplest, that's Occam's razor.
That's like the obvious answer to this.
If you caught the, Oh man, I would love to find a sticker like this in public, in the wild.
You know, it's kind of sad to see what's happened to this generation because Ron is from a generation that if you would have told him that one day he would cover up an image of Stevie Nicks and he would cover that angel to make some claim about a pedophile, he wouldn't believe you.
But here we are.
No, yeah, he's covering up real music for the sake of, like, a modern Hollywood movie.
Like, come on.
We all know art meant something back then.
It did.
It's sad.
It's sad to see.
Trying to reclaim brain worms out of context is so funny.
I want it.
I want it.
Because it's like, it's like dudes who try to reclaim the swastika, but you know, they say it's like, oh, for Buddhist reasons or whatever, but it would be like.
Oh, that's, that's brutal to see.
Yeah.
It would be like trying to reclaim the swastika because people called you a Nazi.
You know what sucks about people that reclaim?
Like nothing to do, nothing to do with Buddha.
Just like, no, this is the insult that's obviously a bad thing to be associated with that I'm going to put on my own t-shirt.
Yeah.
The thing that sucks about the people who reclaim it for Buddhism is that if they really are taking it back for Buddhism, that means they truly don't care what we say about them, and that's rough.
That's a rough thing to accept, you know?
That's true.
Marta was named by Newsweek and other media.
Angel Studios, the Sound of Freedom distributor, released a statement Friday saying 6,000 people invested an average of $748 into the project.
Oh my God!
an average of $748 into the project.
Oh my god!
An average of how much?
$748.
That's amazing!
That's so much money!
Well, that average I'm sure was skewed by like the million dollar, you know, right-wing donors who contributed.
Oh, absolutely!
But that does mean that there's a couple people who did donate $500.
Which is wild.
$500, which is wild.
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Just as anyone can invest in the stock market, everyone who meets the legal criteria can invest in Angel Studios projects.
Do they get returns?
No, they just get like a free ticket, maybe a hat or something.
Yeah, this is a Kickstarter without Kickstarter, which I mean, I respect it.
Good for you.
We're grateful to brave law enforcement officials who have already arrested dozens of traffickers in the weeks following Sound of Freedom's release, the statement continued.
So yeah, thank you Sound of Freedom for helping those officers.
They've arrested so many traffickers since the release of the movie.
Yeah.
It's been a parade, actually, a parade of pedos just getting thrown into jail all the time.
Yeah, and it was like police officers who saw child sex trafficking happening every day, all the time, because it is happening every day, all the time, but were too afraid By the liberal of the liberal Hollywood elites to say anything, because the liberal Hollywood elites might leave a bad review for them on Yelp or whatever, or on the Facebook page.
But then Sound of Freedom came out and they were like, fine, enough is enough.
I'm also I also feel sick to my stomach every day looking at abused and sexually violated children.
So I'm finally going to arrest these guys.
So thank you.
Seeing it in real life didn't do it, but the dramatization of what's possible really inspired me.
I mean, ironically, I actually, I feel like I have seen, I have seen a lot of people getting caught and getting, you know, getting in big trouble for these things.
They just all happen to be like the people in the movie.
They all just happen to, they all just happen to be uh cis straight men uh not in any type of um any type of drag or anything or demonstrate any type of like you know queerness whatsoever i have been seeing a lot of these people getting caught since the movie i don't know if the movie gets credit for that but i'm you know glad glad to see it's happening yeah um i i don't see it in this story
but i've also read that he was the landlord at the building and that's whoa that's how he was able to prevent police from entering the building That's wild.
Because he refused them access.
Which would be so funny!
The only time a landlord has ever prevented police from coming in and going into a person's apartment is to prevent them from rescuing a 14-year-old girl.
Yep.
Sounds about right.
There was two.
And it's like, what the fuck, man?
That's wild.
Yeah, two girls.
Sorry, I couldn't remember.
But yeah, the first and only time a landlord has said no to a cop.
So just to show you that a landlord can, in fact, tell the cops no.
For your property.
If you want to smoke a little bit of weed or something like that, you also gotta kidnap a child.
Yeah, shout out to Paige and Scout for sending us this story.
A lot of other people sent it to us as well, but yeah, thanks to you folks.
Let's get into some responses here.
Newsweek reported on this, and so there's a lot of fun responses on the Newsweek.
Instagram.
I wanted to see how people, you know, right-wing fans of Sound of Freedom were processing the news that one of the funders of Sound of Freedom was himself arrested for child kidnapping.
Kidnapping two 14-year-old girls and harboring them in an apartment and actually preventing the police from rescuing them.
Actually standing in the way of the police rescuing children.
Um... Sound of Freedom fans are feeling a lot like Penny is this week about Lizzo, you know?
It's tough.
It's tough to... It's tough to accept.
You gotta... Oh my god.
The truth is brutal sometimes.
Oh no, you didn't tell Penny about Lizzo, did you?
I didn't have to.
The internet told her.
Oh no.
She handled it so crazy.
So good.
I was like so proud of her.
She's like, it sucks.
I'm like, yeah, it sucks, dude.
It sucks so bad.
It sucks so bad.
But yeah, it sucks.
But she was like, oh, she's been rich too long.
And I'm like, yeah, basically.
That's a good way of looking at it.
Yeah, so how would they feel about somebody this close to the movie or with this connection to the movie going to prison for the thing the movie is about?
Yeah.
I think these responses are so, so telling.
Corazon, underscore S, on Instagram, says there seems to be more to the story.
The charge is, quote, the legal terminology for his arrest is, quote, removing a non-family member below the age of 14 without their parents' consent.
Yeah, that's kidnapping.
You read the description for kidnapping.
Yeah, defining it did not make it sound any better.
The legal terminology.
It almost made it worse.
It will be interrating to see what the story is.
So already you're getting glimmers of the main argument that these people are going to use.
And this is kind of why I've refrained from commenting on the actual nature of the story because we don't know what happened.
But...
There are certain assumptions you can make if you're educated about the way certain people behave in this country.
Right here, unnamed source, this is on the Newsweek website, says, big headline, no story.
We don't even know the context of the allegations.
Minimal bail, but released on personal recognizance.
Doesn't sound like he's considered much of a threat to society.
Now, contrast that with how you feel about everybody else who gets bail.
Yeah.
It's funny that like, believe children doesn't even work because that would be a similar lane, right?
Like, that idea doesn't even work here where you just, you just, you just, you sit back and wait to get all your answers and a final verdict before you decide to defend the alleged kidnapper.
That's a safe move.
Well, you can't believe children because they're stupid, first of all.
Second of all, they're disrespectful.
Third of all, they just never fucking listen.
Their values are non-existent.
So what you need is you need an adult aggrieved male with military training to come in and tell you which kids belong where.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
And then it solves itself.
But, yeah, okay.
Doesn't seem like he's considered... If he got bailed, then he's not much of a threat to society, I would imagine.
Okay.
Possibly... I have no idea how anything works, by the way.
Possibly a domestic issue.
Ding, ding, ding.
But definitely not trafficking or child endangerment.
You can't do that in a... You can't... It's impossible to endanger a child in a domestic situation.
That's like, that's what the bumper stickers are going to say, like, we must stop child trafficking unless it's their, like, relative.
Like, that's not how that works, bro.
That's the whole problem.
Like, that's the one stat everyone should know.
Well, I mean, there's a shorter way of saying that and it's already a bumper sticker.
It's called father's rights.
Yeah.
It's called fuck child support.
Yeah.
Fuck CPS.
There's somebody in my, at my work with a fuck CPS decal.
No way.
Yeah, I think it's a lady too.
That sucks.
That sucks so bad.
I mean, I've heard of horror stories that happen with Child Protective Services, you know, taking kids away when they actually, you know, probably shouldn't.
I've heard of that.
Yeah, that's true.
They could've just been a grief-fostered child growing up.
That makes sense, you know, but like... I don't know.
When I see that sticker, I get a... it's a bad vibe.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Um, maybe even another political persecution from the left and their continued efforts to besmirch the picture and those associated with it.
Obvious false flag.
I mean, this guy was only one of 6,000 investors, but I wouldn't be surprised if all 6,000 turn out to be child traffickers due to, due to the false flag nature of this.
When more pop up, I won't be, I will, I will not be surprised.
I will be sitting there saying, I fucking told you, and I will immediately donate to the GoFundMe.
Okay, U.S.
declines right underneath it.
These are like the top comments.
U.S.
declines 2023.
And yes, it does.
Says, child kidnapping?
How?
For what purpose?
Domestic issue?
Parental dispute?
The context is important.
So people are always like, hey, you're kidnapping.
And they're never like, hey, why are you kidnapping?
How?
To what end?
I love it.
Domestic issue?
Parental dispute?
Labor dispute?
Perhaps you need an extra pair of hands in the basement?
Yeah, I used to hate work, too, when I was a teenager.
Sometimes you do have to black bag them and bring them down there.
We did not ask if these kids were maybe the children of, like, one of their employers.
We did not ask that, so maybe... Maybe there's a case to be made.
Um...
Yeah okay, I mean this is essentially it.
It's incredible because people who had taken issue with Sound of Freedom argue that it's a sensationalized depiction of child trafficking, child endangerment, kidnapping, child exploitation, all that stuff.
Over, like, cast a shadow on the actual child trafficking that happens, which happens when, yeah, dads kidnap children they're not allowed to see.
That's, like, the number one instance of kidnapping or, quote, child trafficking.
It's dads coming to grab, you know, what they feel is their property.
Yeah.
And this the movie, you know, treats treats that like it's, you know, not even part of the conversation.
And these people are like, no, it's just you just you just love child trafficking.
That's why you have an issue with that, with the movie or whatever.
Yeah.
And then when it comes out, one of the guys who funded this is doing the type of trafficking that we're talking about here.
That we're warning against.
And you guys are like, that's not a big deal.
Was it, was it a domestic issue when he did the kidnapping?
Then that's fine.
And you're doing like the thing that we had, that people have a problem with the movie doing, which is downplaying the most common forms of child trafficking.
What's so scary about this is I see a world and a possibility where in court, he's like, look at all the money I gave you this movie to fight this thing you're accusing me of.
And you think I would do it?
And then some of the jury is like, yeah, I saw the movie.
That's not what he did.
I don't think this guy's even been to Columbia.
It's just amazing.
Like, you know, you can't make this stuff up.
But it's like, yeah, this is one of our main problems with the right wing is they treat children like property.
And when you treat children like property, it makes it harder to combat the idea that they shouldn't be trafficked.
Makes it harder to combat people treating children like commodities or people buying God's children.
Well, that only happens when you treat them this way.
Yeah.
Yeah, so just, I mean, again, not shocking.
Not shocking at all.
Just sad.
And you know what sucks though?
Yeah, the movie about this wouldn't be very entertaining.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't.
Kim says again, the ever comma over comma sensationalized Newsweek W.E.A.K.
pushing liberal narrative.
Was he rescuing a child?
Only thing that makes sense.
BTW, when will you cover the Biden crime syndicate?
I guarantee you if I go onto Newsweek right now and search for Joe Biden, nothing.
There's going to be nothing there.
Nothing.
Nothing.
They have not mentioned Hunter Biden once.
There's been none of that.
There haven't been three articles about Joe Biden every day for the last six years.
And if there's one thing that Sound of Freedom fans hate, it's when people over sensationalize things.
They won't tolerate it.
He was probably rescuing the 14-year-old girls and he knew that the cops were crooked.
Oh, hello Antifa, Black Lives Matter.
Suddenly you love cops when they're going to rescue children from a kidnapper.
Now you love them.
The sad thing is that like actually might be part of the story.
Like we don't know that.
That's the worst thing is that actually might be part of it, but it's OK.
This guy also still sucks.
Well, he's the land.
I probably didn't know that he's the landlord, so he's probably been like, no, I've gotten children from these these cops before.
We can't we can't give the 14 year old girls to them.
They cut you a once they get the kids, they cut you out of the deal because they're cops.
Yeah.
And more of the same pair, he says, I would question the journalist.
Why would he write such garbage?
Suspect behavior.
And yeah, we got another journalist on our hands that thinks it's okay to criticize the movie Sound of Freedom.
And it's like, again, the journalist is just saying this guy who was very publicly doing this thing also did this other thing that there is document for saying he's being charged with it.
Patricia and Clementine says this is why Hollywood wouldn't release it.
Too many of them involved.
Which I don't... I don't know what she... Did she mean that there are too many pedophiles involved with the production of Sound of Freedom?
Hopefully, that'd be cool if that's what she means.
She's like... I would like that.
So Hollywood saw the writing on the wall and didn't want to get involved with these sickos.
Hollywood's like, we did a really quick just cross-reference between Megan's Law and your donor list.
It's fucked.
We're gonna go ahead and that's gonna be a no from us.
But I don't think that is what she's saying.
We don't care how much money we lose, says Hollywood.
We're gonna do the right thing.
How like... You just gotta be real sick to be like...
Look at this story about somebody harboring a child.
They must be pedophiles for saying he did that.
Just the backflips are just impressive.
Yeah.
And I mean, there, you know, there were 6,740 something donors to this movie.
So sure.
You know, how many of those, statistically, how many of those donors were white guys?
And then how many, like, what's, what's the percentage of white guys that are pedophiles?
You know, you're bound to have some.
That's not fair.
I mean, the system's stacked against them.
I mean, this is why affirmative action is so important.
You get some of the less pedophile races in there and you help protect children that way.
People are always talking about SAT tests and no one's talking about consent age laws.
I am.
I'm talking about it all the time.
All the time.
Won't shut up about it, actually.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's the episode, folks.
Thanks so much for joining us, for having fun with us.
We were on another podcast last week called Pot is Killing Me, a typo negative podcast.
Our buds over there invited us to come on and talk about butt-dust-real.
Industrial bands that are like post 9-11, or 9-11, post Nine Inch Nails.
Still, no, this is like 90s stuff.
We're talking pre-9-11.
We're talking Filter.
We're talking Stabbing Westward and some band called Gravity Kills that sucked ass, but very fun to listen to and talk about.
Yeah, the music was brutal, but the hangouts were like primo, so it's definitely worth checking out.
If you love hearing us talk about crappy, beautifully awful music, tap on in.
Tap on into that one.
It's a good episode.
And then also, yeah, if you're interested in hearing some awful sounds, Go to patreon.com slash minion death cult support the show for only five dollars a month You'll get a bonus episode full format every week as well as a live stream We do every Saturday called death chat 500 and that live stream is released into a podcast episode as well so you can just get it in your phone or browser if you if you can't actually watch but all those are
Available to go back and watch and right now we're about to go record an episode full of awful sounds I'm going to show Tony this like Hard rock, hard metal core band that does a whole album of Disney covers.
I'm not ready.
I'm going to make Tony listen to that.
There was also a very funny thread about country music that we might go through.
Tony said he had something about men doing death growls, pickup lines at Lady.
Something like that.
We might watch that as well.
And then also, We talked about some stupid t-shirts, an annoying t-shirt brand last week.
We have the pop-punk, emo, dance band that that guy owns.
Of the guy that owns that shirt company.
Oh he has a band?
It's the same name as the brand.
Oh no!
It's Teen Hearts.
It's like a 25 year old guy with like red floppy hair in a band called Teen Hearts doing like dance pop, dance emo pop.
I always feel like people who like cling on to being a teenager were like, were not teenagers.
Like, they don't remember what it was like to be a teenager.
Well, he's selling a lot of shirts, but yeah.
Can't get that money.
I mean, I think a lot of like 20 year olds are probably buying them.
Probably some millennials.
Anyway.
Grow up.
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That link will be in this episode's description.
Thanks so much for listening and we'll talk to you again soon.
Bye.
Peace.
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