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Aug. 7, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
07:51
Disney Goes Heavy (Preview)
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Someone does a good cover of that.
I think like, I think, does, is there like an American football cover of Iris?
I don't know.
That's none of my business.
I don't need to know about that.
I think it's worse.
I think it's Owen.
Yeah.
Not, not interested.
Wrong, the wrong Kinsella.
It's the wrong Kinsella died.
It's the wrong.
That's a t-shirt.
The wrong Kinsella died.
They're both alive looking at it.
Aren't there three of them?
Isn't there like the third brother who also plays guitar?
But we're all like, you know what we mean.
You know what we're, you know what we're talking about.
I'm a, I'm a Tim guy.
We know.
I'm a Tim, Tim man through and through.
Yeah, let's go to their Disney.
Disney goes heavy.
23 songs and they're all 30 seconds to like a minute long.
Are you guys ready for this?
I'm not.
Like, the thing is, remember, I have a beautiful baby, tiny baby child who just turned 10 years old yesterday.
Well, two days ago.
So I know some of these songs, you know, and they're already brutal.
So I'm not ready at all.
Maybe our last night made them better.
Maybe they improved on them.
Hopefully.
Oh, if I can, if I can, if I can let it go to let it go.
It's gone.
ARIEL!
LISTEN TO ME!
THE HUMAN WORLD IS A MESS!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE GOT UP THERE!
How is this song almost over?
Under the sea!
Darling, it's better down where it's wetter.
Take it from me!
I'm on a ship!
Did you... Were you worried that Yellow Card was too raw and lo-fi sounding?
Did you like, did you, could you not get past the way they were disrespecting the violin?
Did you, did you think the movie life had too much energy?
This guy, this guy wants to be Anthony Green so bad.
They have children, right?
I hope they have children.
That's not who this is for.
I know it's not.
I know it's not.
I know it's not what it's for, but it's why you make it.
You know, it's the only reason you'd make it.
Well, that's what I said, Tony.
And then you pointed out, no, they made it for women our age, for millennial, millennial men and women, millennial Disney kids.
Yeah.
- Yeah. - It's literal. - What was that last thing?
What was that last thing he said?
I don't know.
It's already over.
I gotta respect the 30 second songs though.
Listen to this.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm laughing at that, but I love Glass Drops.
Like, who am I?
You know?
Who am I to get mad at that part?
Listen to this.
It's literal crab core.
They're doing crab core.
All right, here's Let It Go.
Is this the melody for Let It Go?
I've actually never heard the original Let It Go.
No.
You know what's really impressive?
Um, uh, as I've only seen frozen like twice.
Wow.
Good job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She, she knows that her dad's too much of a cynical asshole to play that shit at my house.
She's like, dad, I want to watch this.
I'll watch this on my own.
Why is doing when dad's recording, I'll watch frozen.
Dad doesn't want to watch this.
Why?
And so you have like a particular beef with frozen more than the is, is it's like, uh, it has less integrity than the other Pixar Disney movies or what?
Oh, it's not nearly as fun as like it's, uh, it's just like, it's like not nearly as fun as the other movies we watch, you know?
Oh, because it's about two women bonding together.
I guess Tony doesn't find it fun or entertaining.
That's valid.
Maybe it's not for you.
I'm like, why is she going through this and not even getting married?
- What's the point? - I feel bad 'cause she just knows I'm annoying And she was like, I'm not even going to try with this guy.
I can watch with everybody else.
I'm not even going to try to watch it with this guy.
So this is, I guess, their own riff, then, if this isn't normally part of the song.
It sucks really bad.
It doesn't suck really bad.
It's just, that's what it is.
It's a different tempo version of it.
It's there, but it's not.
They've had fun with it.
Let it go.
It's funny that, yeah, they're covering this.
Let it go kind of was a pivotal moment in cringe pop punk covers.
Cringe like death, deathcore pop punk covers.
Remember, I think that was like one of the first like big viral thing, not viral in the sense of one video going viral, but like the idea of it being funny or like Wrecking Ball, Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball.
That was another one.
Lizzy's yelling that apparently I'm way wrong.
And this is literally the intro.
What intro?
Oh, OK.
This song is the intro.
Got it.
It's just too heavy for me to recognize it, maybe?
Yeah, I don't... Sorry.
Sorry about that.
The whole thing is confusing.
Thank you, Lizzie.
- Yeah, we appreciate that.
- Mashiach, Madame Mazzel, it is with us, inside and greatest pleasure, that we welcome you tonight.
- Why did you go away from "Let It Go"? - 20% of the runtime of this is him doing schtick at the top of the song about the characters.
Like a monologue from the movie.
But like he's like making it up.
He's like riffing.
It's so good.
He's pretending to be the French candle here.
It's almost over.
Maybe those are the words from the movie.
I don't know.
It's almost over.
Just pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents your dinner!
Maybe those are the words from the movie.
I don't know.
Imagine giving your all to your dinner.
Like, going hard for your dinner.
This is one-fourth of the way through the runtime is when the song starts.
Be our guests, be our guests, put ourselves to the test.
This is ska.
That's ska, right?
We'll provide the rest This is, uh, no, it's obviously like some form of post-hardcore.
I'm hearing a lot of every time I die in this.
For sure.
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