The chicken has been strange for some time now (preview)
I’m afraid it’s another banger, folks. Today we’re talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you’ve never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke Finally we cover the death of Obama’s personal chef, Tafari Campbell, and the predictably homoerotic fantasies it has inspired in conservatives. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus eipsodes every week
Man, this is more proof of like the right wing affiliation with eating disorders.
Yeah.
You know, like all the, uh, the seed oil, the people, you know, pretending to have seed oil allergies or, or like.
We all have sealed oil allergies, Alex.
Like we all do as humans.
It's toxic.
It's killing you.
Okay.
I thought I was pretending to do it.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
No, it's killing you.
Whether you like it or not.
Um, but yeah, it's, it's not even just like, I mean, I guess it's supposedly what's in your food, the ingredients, but more, it's just like, you just look at it and it looks wrong.
So you throw it away.
It's not, it's just like, it's up to you.
Hey, whichever you can be your own hero by going through your fridge and looking for the 3d printed food and then throwing it away.
And you, you'll have so much control when you do that.
Think about how in charge and in control of your life you'll be.
Yeah, and then you know what you do?
You just leave that chicken in your trash can for a little while.
And you let that smell remind you of how in control you are of your life.
This is what happens when you, like, really have nothing to be afraid of.
In fact, your life is, like, actually pretty fucking chill.
Yeah, you have to make up stuff to, like, excite yourself.
Yeah, if you're not worried like about just you know Constantly being executed by the state, you know, you can be worried about like seed oils and 3d printed chicken Like that that that that sounds I would love to be horrified by that I mean, I guess I am really you know, that's that is that is why I'm vegan So I think there's mind control stuff in the dairy, but we won't that's a whole different episode No, okay.
I keep remembering and then forgetting, uh, what I was going to say.
Shit.
No.
Okay.
COVID, right?
Like, did you see when people, I think it was like Laura Southern or some right-wing person was like, has anyone noticed that food doesn't taste as good anymore?
It's the same as this.
It's the same exact fucking thing.
You fucking tell me.
You tell me.
And people were like, you had COVID and she's like, it wasn't that severe.
Uh-uh.
No, actually it was.
You lost some of your taste.
No, it's food.
It has to be food.
There were like hundreds, if not thousands of replies.
They were like, yeah, just nothing tastes good anymore.
It's so funny.
And that must mean it's the chemtrails.
Not the reason that scientists have been telling us for what, six months to a year at this point.
No, I mean, you know what it is, is like, the woke mob doesn't like flavor.
The woke mob, the woke mob doesn't like spice.
You know, the woke mob wants us all to taste nothing.
They want us to be, they want bland food.
So you have to find other gross ways to express yourself in your life.
Like what, Tony?
Like, you know, being a real pervert.
OK.
All right.
It's either spicy food or perversion.
You can't.
If usually one will satisfy the other.
Yeah, this is like that.
This is like, you know, oh, I couldn't taste anything well, but now it's just like everything in my life looks awful.
You know, it's it's not that you can't taste it's I mean, it's just Well, the food looks gross, either because I'm staring at it for too long and chicken looks gross and is like raw chicken looks gross anyway.
But yeah, instead of covid fucking up your sense of smell, it's your general mental illness and discontent and, you know, undiagnosed depression and anxieties.
Leading you to believe that everything around you is flavorless.
Just, you can tell by looking at it and touching it, rubbing your thumb back and forth through it like you're trying to get it to come.
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