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July 24, 2023 - Minion Death Cult

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Today we've got small business social media drama involving a broken Big Game Hunter game cabinet ALSO: we discover proof of Hunter Biden being a California Weed Kingpin plus our final, devastating topic: THEY'RE ARRESTING YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP Music: Annapura - Picos Power Trip - If Not Us Then Who

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	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry.
	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-phonia today.
	So stay tuned.
	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what you're doing.
	We'll show you exactly what I'm looking like when you're going to destroy the desert.
	Oh, they're remarkable.
	Stay tuned.
	Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	People punishing your grandma and grandpa.
	Literally trying to throw them in prison for loving their president too much.
	And we're documenting it.
	They're responsible.
	We're documenting it.
	What's up everybody?
	It's Minion Death Cult.
	Thank you everybody for joining us and just to hear Such a sad story we have later on in the episode.
	Can you believe that, Tony?
	They're arresting grandmas and grandpas just for supporting Trump.
	They can't do that.
	I hate it.
	They need to leave our sweet, sweet grammys and grampys alone.
	I mean, I can't picture my poor grandma behind bars.
	She's so frail.
	No, what gang would she have to join?
	Is there a gray gang?
	I don't know, I don't know.
	Are the Italians strong in Southern California these days?
	I don't know what to tell you, man.
	I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you.
	No.
	No, we were replaced by West Africans.
	West Africans are the dominant race now in Southern California.
	Just kidding, folks.
	My grandma's gonna have to join the Aryan sisterhood.
	It's gonna be brutal.
	No, what's up everybody?
	Right, before we get into the show proper, I wanted to plug the interview I conducted with part-time UPS workers, which is not just available in your podcast feed, this podcast feed, but also on our YouTube page.
	Haven't plugged the YouTube in a while.
	Tons of content over there.
	We've been putting clips from a lot of segments there and some special stuff for people who enjoy YouTube stuff.
	Go to youtube.com slash MinionDeathCult.
	Subscribe there.
	And this interview, the reason I... You alright over there?
	I'm good now.
	I'm good now.
	Okay.
	You sound excited I get about the interview.
	Uh-huh.
	The reason I did this interview is because one of the reasons, one of the big reasons we Teamsters are having such a tough time with the company right now is because the company doesn't want to raise wages for part-time employees.
	You'll see a lot of propaganda about what UPS full-time employees are paid.
	That's one thing.
	Part-time employees at UPS are paid to start $15 an hour.
	That's less than Amazon.
	That's less than Target.
	That's less than Starbucks.
	And they make up 60% of UPS's labor force.
	So just a huge chunk of their workers being paid like poverty pay, essentially being kept at part-time.
	Uh, and then once they're at part time, you know, making pretty crappy wages, um, it affects the whole company.
	It affects my, you know, uh, my work.
	Um, and these are my union siblings.
	So we're definitely going to fight for them and we want to get their stories out there, their experiences and how, um, the role that they're playing in this current contract fight.
	with UPS.
	So please go to our YouTube page, youtube.com slash MinionDeathCult.
	The link will be in this episode's description as well.
	And feel free to share that conversation and let people know how part-timers feel and what they're going through at UPS right now.
	Yeah, it's a really good interview, and it kind of touches on things just in general, outside of specifically UPS part-timers, just it kind of touches on a lot of how necessary unions are.
	That's touched on a lot throughout this, and I think this is an interview that people who might be thinking about needing to organize, or in the midst of organizing, it's a good little video to watch, kind of to keep that fire stoked.
	Thank you.
	It's also a good video to watch about solidarity within an existing union.
	Because you can have a union, but if everybody's not in lockstep with each other on, not like every issue, but just on the idea of fighting for each other, if everybody's not that level of committed to the union, the union is significantly weaker.
	And so that's what, you know, we're trying to do.
	We're trying to build awareness of part-timer struggles and try to build solidarity with not just the public but with, you know, full-time UPS drivers who maybe don't, like, haven't spared much thought about, you know, what a part-timer is going through because they went through it so long ago.
	Or even have been told that we pay the part-timers less so we can pay you more.
	And believe it.
	Yeah, and just with our leadership kind of throwing its weight behind part-time wages and part-time Quality, you know, quality of life issues.
	I figured, you know, it's a great time to try and capitalize on that momentum and that sentiment coming from the top to support our part-time co-workers, union siblings.
	You know, why not?
	Why not try to help out?
	So yeah, I hope you enjoy the video.
	Been getting some good responses to it.
	Yeah, thanks.
	I was also on the Insurgents podcast.
	With Jordan Uhl and Rob Rousseau last Friday, so a few days ago.
	Go check it out.
	We talked about gaming, we talked about Hunter Biden's penis, and we talked about union stuff and strike, possible strike stuff.
	Awesome, awesome.
	It's a little bit late, but I was also just on Radio Free Tote Bag.
	I don't think we plugged it on here.
	Really fun episode.
	Definitely go check that out, too.
	I totally forgot to plug it on this one.
	But that was like two weeks ago.
	Very good.
	Love Radio Free Tote Bag, the dating advice show.
	It's the best.
	We need to have those folks back on soon.
	So, okay, on with the show.
	Did you... So there's a controversy going on at one of our mutual friend's workplaces right now because a, like, Six or seven year old kids smashed the big game hunter arcade game At the like pub where one of our friends works Just they got security.
	I've seen the security footage.
	It's so funny It's just a little kid who can like barely see over the gun rack Holding the gun up at the screen and like not having money to play So just kind of fucking around at the screen and then I think getting bored and so just shoving the gun into the screen into the screen Yeah, fucked it up pretty bad, like, as in it doesn't work anymore.
	Like, the screen's all busted.
	So, like, the people who work at the pub, you know, it's like a small place, they posted on Instagram, they were like, you need to keep your kids, like, under surveillance.
	You need to, like, Minors need to be accompanied at all times in this establishment because we serve alcohol and it's like technically a bar so you shouldn't just like let your kids run around like it's daycare.
	Yeah, that kid was drunk.
	Someone should have made sure that kid wasn't drunk.
	It's their fault for continuing to serve him after he was obviously exhibiting signs.
	No, he was finding table beers.
	Little kids find table beers and they just slam them.
	I see it all the time.
	Yeah, so I mean it's like the post that the place did I'm not gonna read it, but the post was like Keep your kids in check like fuck like that shit.
	You know funny Like not not at all like incorrect or like obviously just mad right?
	That machine is not cheap.
	No machines are very expensive.
	There's a reason.
	I don't have one in my house Those are like the coolest games to the the gun games Those are beautiful, I love those.
	I mean, not Deer Hunter, you know, as a vegan, I don't think that's a very funny video game.
	Yeah, I prefer 9-1-1 Police Trainer.
	That's more ethical.
	9-1-1 Police Trainer is so fun.
	And so is Deer Hunter, obviously.
	It's like, Big Game Hunter, they're so fun.
	They're all so fun.
	I used to get pissed at Big Game Hunter because I swear, I'll swear on a stack of Bibles, that shit is not accurate.
	Oh it's not.
	It's not.
	Because I know I would have got that in real life.
	Absolutely.
	I know that would have been a kill in real life.
	You know?
	Like I still remember where you're supposed to hit on the deer.
	And it was like half the time maybe you would hit the sweet spot on a deer.
	Which is bullshit because I have been trained!
	I have been trained by 911 police trainer.
	To hit the floating, to hit the floating balls, to hit the yellow guys with batons, to hit, you know, what the numbers add up to, all that stuff.
	So I think, I think I know what I'm talking about here.
	I'm like one of those cops that can just tell if you're speeding by looking at you.
	Yeah, you should be able to transfer your credentials from one video game to the next.
	Here's my, here's my points at Cop Trainer.
	Like, can we please keep that in mind?
	You know how we do that, Tony, with NFTs.
	Oh, here's the future.
	Maybe there is a place for him.
	Here we are.
	If only there was some kind of token that was universally accepted.
	Hmm.
	And they couldn't funge it.
	That's the hardest part.
	That's the hardest part.
	Preventing the funging.
	That's where everybody gets all out.
	Sorry to get, sorry to get real techie on people.
	Didn't mean to get all tech speak on folks, but you know.
	Your instinct is going to be to funge this.
	Now, stop, stop right there.
	Um, but okay, but these are the responses they're getting like right now on Instagram.
	This person says, you know, this post sounds real angry and kind of shaming of kids and families.
	There is an unwritten rule that kids need to be, quote, escorted everywhere.
	I'm gonna stop right here and say, no, it's actually a written rule that's on the side of their establishment in several places.
	You've got a sign that says it.
	I mean, also, yeah.
	What are you talking about?
	It is kind of an unwritten rule that you should watch your fucking kids.
	This isn't, this isn't like an antenatal podcast.
	I just want to, we're not like weirdos who, we're not talking about crotch goblins or anything like that.
	Tony, Tony is a proud father.
	Who watches my kid.
	I don't let her, I don't let her just go run amok.
	It is a really bummer that the screen was broken, and I am honestly sorry to hear that happened.
	Adults also do this sort of damage at many bars, too, so stop shaming kids, alright?
	Stop stereotyping children when adults do this shit all the time, too.
	It's like, yeah, but, you know, adults, there's a consequence usually for the adult.
	Of sorts, you know?
	Yeah, so there should be consequences for the child.
	That's- I'm- I'm saying treat the child like an adult.
	Throw them in ja- Throw them in prison.
	For property destruction.
	I think so.
	I think so.
	Or at least have them work it off in the dishes or something.
	Um... I think that one of the reasons this place was founded, at least according to the owner in interviews, was so that parents could get a quality beer with their kid in tow.
	A place that welcomes them.
	Yeah, I'm not like blanket defending small business owners or whatever, but it's like obvious the parent is the one in this situation who abused that sort of like, I don't know, promise of a shared cultural space.
	Like, yeah, you don't do this kind of shit in a shared space, or at least if it happens, you like...
	You take ownership over it, and this isn't, again, this isn't even the parent of the kid.
	No.
	This is, this is somebody who thinks they're being too hard on the parent of the kid, and it's like... No, they're gonna do worse to the parent of the kid.
	Like, you're worried about shaming parents?
	Like, oh, they're gonna make that parent, like, give them money, man.
	It's gonna get worse for them.
	I don't know how to know what to tell you.
	Yeah.
	Also, you know, just again, kids can go to the arcade.
	That's fine.
	Kids can go to the arcade.
	But the thing is, when the kids go to the arcade, you have to send them with some coins.
	If he had some coins to play that one, they probably wouldn't have broke it.
	Also, when you hear loud banging and crashing, and you don't know who your kid is, you should look around for your kid.
	Sure.
	Okay, back to the other thing you said, though.
	Oh, we just need to give these kids money so they don't destroy our establishments.
	Hmm.
	What is that called again?
	Oh, yeah, extortion, Tony.
	Sure.
	Yeah, let's kowtow to the mob just because it's the easy thing to do.
	So true.
	You can't, wow, you can't raise children.
	Are you kidding me?
	No, you gotta give them money to prevent them from cutting you down on the street.
	Yep.
	It's not fair.
	It's a setup.
	It's a scam.
	Man, um... Don't remember what I was gonna say.
	What was I gonna say, Tony?
	Uh... I don't know.
	Was it something about arcades?
	It might have been something about arcades.
	Um... Yeah, so this pub or whatever also shares a space with a bookstore.
	And...
	I have, I have, uh, inside information that, uh, parents do this all the time.
	They think, like, the bookstore and pub employees are there to babysit their kids.
	Because children- I bet.
	I fucking bet.
	Because children are allowed, uh, that- that means, cool, I can get- I can get wasted over in the corner, or I can, like- Yeah.
	I don't know, you know, work on collecting comics on the internet using the Wi-Fi or something like that while my kid, uh, like, wrestles a whole stack of books to the ground.
	I feel like the bookstore angle makes it even more enabling for these parents, because, like, the parents, like, uh, I was getting a book.
	I wasn't just getting drunk, okay?
	I was getting, I was reading some, I don't know, I don't know what a woke book would be, what a virtue signaling lib book would be.
	I was reading Anti-Racist Baby, because I need to refresh.
	Yeah, I was reading Anti-Racist Baby and getting trashed at the bar and not paying attention to my kid, okay?
	Alright?
	I was reading a book for 14-year-olds, deeply immersed in it, some of the best writing I've ever seen.
	I was having a 14-year-old headspace, not like me, the parent who has a closer-to-14-year-old than I am with me.
	Yeah, I've heard stories of parents dropping their children off, like small children off, and then leaving.
	And the employees have to be like, no, no, come back here.
	You can't leave your 5-year-old or 10-year-old.
	You can't just leave them here.
	Like, I'm not changing any diapers, lady.
	That's that this is who this is who the human trafficking people need to be talking to is these parents two birds with one stone everybody wins That's wild.
	That's like I I couldn't imagine that like I would be so stressed as a parent You know like I like go down the street like two blocks away to the store sometimes and let the kid hang out at home by herself and that's a little bit stressful sometimes but just like leaving her in like another place and I don't know where I would do that at.
	That's wild.
	Daycare's expensive, dude.
	Yeah.
	Going to a whole shift at work.
	That'd be so sad.
	Sorry you weren't raised this way, but we were raised as children to just sit down and read a good book.
	And stay in place.
	Wow, all this helicopter parenting.
	I guess it's a crime now.
	I thought we wanted children to read books.
	Why don't we just burn the whole thing down?
	That's why the kid took down the big game hunter.
	He's like, this game is distracting kids from the books.
	We need kids to be reading books, not playing this filthy game.
	Um, you know, I bet if this establishment, I bet if it were, uh, BLM, uh, mostly peaceful rioters who came in and broke the big buck hunter game, uh, they would call it stunning and brave.
	I bet this, this, the owners of this establishment would like put it, put a shrine to it.
	I hope that somebody did get a Big Game Hunter in their apartment through the BLM uprising.
	That'd be cool.
	I guess you could just use the same corridor and just have the bank open.
	I've never had a legit arcade.
	If you got one at your home, you'd figure it out.
	I think there's just a setting you can do to make it free, but you'd figure it out if you had a whole one.
	Uh, what you gotta do is you gotta break it open with a sledgehammer to get all the microchips from inside and then you flip the microchips and then you can buy several Big Game Hunter cabinets.
	Genius.
	There was like one more- That's how we turned one Big Game Hunter into several Big Game Hunters.
	Pay attention, take notes.
	This fucking guy, let me censor his name real quick.
	Because I'm not supposed to have these DMs, so... No, you don't have those DMs.
	What DMs?
	What DMs?
	Yeah, okay, Nathan replied to their story, which says, It's just like one of the most innocuous things possible.
	"Romain supervised at all times." It's just like one of the most innocuous things possible. - Yeah. - Nathan replies, "This post is offensive to and judgmental of parents." You make money off of them by enticing their children to your business.
	You guys are pedos!
	Bring your kids!
	Bring your kids!
	They're like fuckin' Honest John from Pinocchio.
	Yeah.
	They're like, uh... What is that guy?
	Peter Piper, or whatever his name was.
	Yeah.
	Hey, bring your kid, you get half of a beer.
	We gotta see that kid, though.
	Show me that kid.
	Yeah, every kid needs to get a bracelet when they come into the door.
	And, like, finally one parent's like, what does a bracelet mean?
	It's just like, oh, we just like them in bracelets.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Don't worry about it.
	There's a tracking device in them.
	Okay, it's 100% your fault this machine broke.
	Won't be going to your business anymore if this is your view of parents.
	What?
	Yeah.
	So this guy's actually more anti-child.
	This is your fault for even saying kids can come in here.
	This is 100% your fault.
	You entice the parents to bring the kids.
	You invite the kids in there.
	It's your fault it broke.
	I think Nathan might have a terrible child.
	And he feels sad, he feels sorry for himself, just already, for having a bad kid.
	You know, just a constant reminder, hanging around your house.
	But then this, like, blames him for it.
	No, it's not my fault my kid's bad.
	Some are just like that.
	Well, also, like, I'm sorry, but my kid's pretty obviously bad.
	You should have seen this kid and said, nope, not this kid.
	Don't let this kid in here.
	But you let him in here and that's kind of on you.
	I love that you can see Nathan's previous message to this same company where he's replying to a story.
	And again, this story from the establishment that says cash only square is terrible.
	And then the establishment says, we have one card reader going.
	Yeah.
	So it's like about an outdoor event or something, and he's complaining about the payment method.
	So just, I love that you can catch a glimpse of another equally Karen post or exchange with this business.
	But with the kids, the kid thing, it really does overlap into like what the workers have to deal with.
	Totally.
	Like not every worker is going to be empowered to like, Tell you to come collect your kid.
	You know?
	And they shouldn't have to.
	Like, I've watched other kids and felt like I'm not... Felt like some kind of way about, like, correcting them.
	And, like, I was put in the position to do that.
	The parents said, here, yeah, you can totally, you know, like, just make sure they're staying and, you know, listening or whatever.
	If this was a stranger kid, it'd be really difficult to be like, hey, bud, you want to cut that out?
	That would be, like, That would be really, uh, that'd be a lot for a lot of people.
	That's not on the job description.
	Right.
	That's, that, that was one of my reactions too.
	It's like, well, if you're trying to be like, you know, the old times where kids just, you know, we let kids experience life and roam around and yeah, get hurt, you know, and, and whatever, they'll live.
	Then I guess we'll also have to go to the old times of like total strangers spanking your child.
	Total strangers dragging your child by the ear back to you.
	Which, like, would result in, like, a crime.
	Deaths.
	From me.
	Like, I would have to crime it out.
	I'd have to...
	Ward crime.
	All you gotta do is wait till they get to your front door and then you can legally do it.
	True, true.
	Well, California might be different actually, but depending on what state you're in, that's a stand your ground issue now.
	So that's why that part's not gonna happen.
	I just tell Pia, I'm like, listen, they're gonna grab you by the ear and they're gonna drag you a long way, but that way is gonna be my front door.
	So as long as you can thug it out till you get to the door, don't worry.
	We're gonna take care of it.
	It's gonna suck, but they're gonna get theirs.
	And we'll be heroes!
	Uh, yeah.
	So, I don't know.
	If you work retail, you've probably had plenty of stories of having to manage other people's children.
	I just have friends who've done retail, so I've heard dozens of those stories.
	But, um... Yeah, just watch your kids.
	It's nothing personal, you know?
	And it's like... No.
	Yeah, if your kid... Like, I'm...
	I don't know.
	I would, I would bet that the parents of this kid aren't going to be upset that they have to replace the cabinet, or aren't going to be upset with the bar that they have to replace or fix the cabinet.
	They're going to be upset with their kid, probably.
	Yeah.
	But they're going to understand as adults that it's like, yeah, this is my, this is our responsibility to take care of because it was a minor who did it.
	You know what?
	Honestly, now I'm thinking about it.
	You said this kid was like six.
	I mean, this is July.
	That's basically a first grader.
	If you frame it in that way, that's pretty wild, right?
	That's pretty wild.
	This kid's a bit too old to be smashing the screen with a toy gun.
	Oh no, that's still young.
	No, no way.
	That's too old to be doing that move.
	That's a wild move.
	You can smash stuff until you get out of elementary school.
	And then... You're very lenient, Tony.
	When was the last time you smashed something?
	Well, I mean, I think you should smash things, like, for life.
	I think you should always smash things for life.
	But, like, that, like, little kid thing where it's, like, you're smashing it and also, like, what?
	Nothing, I didn't do anything.
	No, but that's cuter.
	I was playing the game.
	Yeah.
	I was playing the game, and I didn't have any coins, so I figured I'd just smash the fucking screen.
	Like, you know.
	The kid thing to do- Yeah, you should smash things for your whole life.
	I mean, the kid thing to do would just be to, like, lie immediately while you're still holding the gun.
	Be like, oh, I was like that.
	The deer that- I shot the deer really good and it exploded into the fucking screen.
	This means I won.
	This means that I won.
	You ever seen Shaq break a backboard?
	Yeah.
	That's why I just ended this game.
	Alright, so like I said on...
	Uh...
	Like I've said so many times, uh...
	I tried to stay out of the Hunter Biden story.
	You know, we talked about it, like I said.
	Talked about his dick.
	His dick being on the house... ...floor... ...is pretty amazing.
	Yeah, that's pretty cool, actually.
	That's pretty... ...pretty cool.
	Who else has had their dick there?
	Bill Clinton's dick wasn't even there.
	Man.
	Anthony Weiner's dick wasn't even there.
	I'm thinking of, like, famous dicks.
	Yeah.
	Uh, any of the dicks that, uh, that Nancy Reagan sucked weren't there.
	Lyndon B. Johnson's dick was read, probably, on the... Probably.
	They read about it down there, but...
	Yeah, well, you know, it's recent, the invention of, you know, it's a camera on every cell phone.
	Pretty recent, but... Yeah.
	Anyway, so other than brief glimpses like that, the Hunter Biden stuff is so boring to me, and I try to just tune it out.
	But I can't.
	I can't anymore.
	Because the conduct of this guy has just reached an all-new low.
	And...
	I gotta speak out now if I ever will.
	So, Hunter Biden's lawyer, Kevin Morris, was pictured smoking a bong on the balcony of his Los Angeles home.
	You're like, what?
	So?
	Who cares?
	Dot, dot, dot.
	Well, Hunter Biden was in the house!
	How do you feel about that?
	on Twitter okay you are the company you keep and Hunter enjoys the company of prostitutes corrupt foreign oligarchs and bong sucking lawyers how do you feel about that how do you feel about that Tony as a bong sucking podcaster I think it sucks that the hunter Biden was like hey man can you smoke that outside I I don't want to get a second-hand high.
	I don't want to get any contact high.
	Can you go hit that on the balcony, please?
	I saw some guy that was like, yeah, he goes outside because that stuff smells bad.
	That smell.
	Ooh, that smell.
	And he started typing the Lynyrd Skynyrd song into the tweet.
	Oh, that's really funny.
	Yeah.
	That's really funny.
	People love the smell of weed.
	That's so stupid.
	No, there's people who, like, performatively hate the smell of weed.
	I don't know.
	Especially, like, in big cities.
	Like, the dweebs in New York complain regularly about it.
	There's like a New York Times op-ed every other month about the smell of weed smoke.
	You know who the worst person is?
	The person who smells weed on the street and is like, Sure smells good up there!
	Sure smells like someone's smoking some of that sticky icky!
	Don't, don't, don't, don't do that.
	Just let me smoke my weed and just mind your business.
	Why, what's the point do you think of doing that?
	It's, it's, it's one or the other.
	It's either like, let, people are either saying like, I'm down, I'm down, I get it brother.
	So it's like, they say it weird, they say it like, are you smoking that weed brother?
	Have you heard the fast white man brother?
	Have you heard that one?
	I might be hearing it now because of the golf thing, but I hear it a lot lately and it's... Brother?
	No, I don't know.
	It's a weird one.
	Keep an ear out for it.
	They're either telling you you're down or they're telling you like...
	You're not getting away with that.
	Just so you know, you're not getting away with it.
	I do smell it.
	So it's one or the other.
	Now, this is because you're smoking weed at the golf course?
	Is that what you're saying?
	Oh no, no one said anything when I was smoking weed at the golf course, but I'm just saying like, people in general, I've heard that when I'm maybe walking down the street smoking some weed.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	But it's like a head nod.
	It's like, sup?
	Head nod's fine.
	Head nod's fine.
	Head nod me up.
	I might even let you hit it.
	Hear that?
	Now you know what to do, folks.
	Um, I love that... Bong-sucking lawyers.
	Yeah.
	Man, do people really not pick on Charlie Kirk enough?
	That he has to post this shit?
	I think it's pretty dumb to, like... Anti-weed has been a thing that I haven't seen in a while from these people.
	Because I think they should know that enough of the demographic does smoke weed.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I think they are part of like a more true believer, right-wing, traditional, whatever.
	More square.
	Yeah, like more authoritarian.
	Not just authoritarian because that's pretty generic, but like theocratic.
	These people are actually like theocrats.
	They want to legislate morality to that degree.
	Yeah.
	But it's not popular.
	You do get like Libertarians Finding common ground with these people in online spaces Yeah, you're you're next if you're any sort of like libertarian sex freak Yeah, I don't know unless you get enough power in there, whatever, you know Hierarchy they build then you could do probably do a ton of stuff.
	But yeah, I don't most people I don't know he didn't he didn't get ratioed on here, but just I It's not like... It's so lame.
	I don't know.
	It's not that convincing.
	Ribeye Verified says, could be a rock dot dot dot.
	Just saying.
	Yep, I always smoke, when I smoke crack I do it through a bong.
	Mm-hmm.
	That's how you smoke crack.
	It's through a bong.
	You want to try to talk sense into a crackhead?
	Hey, Mr. Crackhead, you're smoking your drugs out of the incorrect- Do you think they care?
	Do you think they even know what you're talking- Do you think they even speak English at that point?
	Although, I actually, though, I feel like if you were to give this guy crack and be like, you gotta smoke this somehow, this is how he would do it.
	He would try to use a bong.
	Um, could be, yeah, see this is, this is like why they're doing this.
	They're, they're just trying to drive Hunter Biden, like cram it, look, cram it down our throats for once.
	You know, usually it's us, the woke left, cramming everything down their throats.
	They're trying to cram this down our throats so that we will finally arrest Hunter Biden.
	Um, and then the, yeah, the, they had, they, they're just connecting it because it's like, here's one substance.
	Doesn't that remind you of another substance?
	Yeah.
	It's like all this is.
	He looks so sick though.
	Like he looks like I would like him as a lawyer, this guy.
	This is kind of what I want my lawyer to look like.
	Sure.
	You know?
	Looks fine.
	Yeah.
	Why didn't they say some of the other like... Like they could have said DMT.
	And that would have been believable.
	Oh true, yeah.
	You know?
	And this guy also looks like he... And doesn't Hunter Biden already like allegedly do DMT?
	That might make him cooler.
	They might actually... They might be down with that?
	Yeah.
	You know, you want to stay away from anything Joe Rogan adjacent.
	Yeah.
	Ding.
	That's true.
	Uh, no.
	They could say, uh... They could say it's hash.
	Or opium.
	Oh yeah.
	No, opium connected to China.
	He was smoking Chinese opium out of this bong.
	Yep.
	There you go.
	Yep.
	Smokin' that... That opium with hashish.
	That's how you say it.
	Yeah, get another axis of evil.
	Middle East and China are uniting to infiltrate our bongs.
	Yo, give me that.
	Give me that.
	Give me the axis of evil, bull.
	Christian says it's no different from a cigarette.
	Actually, it's a lot different from a cigarette.
	I think the water filter is much more effective at helping the smoke be better for your lungs.
	Better for your lungs?
	It smells better.
	Sure.
	It smells way better.
	It's better for you.
	Yeah, but Lucy replies.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	It is so he says no different from a cigarette Lucy Who's at is mama three wife?
	What wait what mama you're a mom of three and a wife yeah, okay?
	It'd be cool.
	If she was a mama who had three wives Or was the third wife?
	That was when my first guess she was mama number three and Maybe this is just a Mambo number three joke.
	Yeah, but it was number five before, so I don't... It would be a bit oblique.
	True.
	Mama Three Wife says, yes it is.
	It is different from a cigarette.
	Period.
	Maybe you were too high to see it.
	Got your ass.
	Yeah, maybe you're too high to see why it's way worse.
	It sucks when they're like, you don't know what you're talking about, you're high, and you're like, I am high, but also, I'm not incorrect right now.
	But it doesn't matter because you're high, so you're like an idiot.
	How do you think I learned everything I know?
	Like all of it.
	All the good stuff at least.
	Um, I- I loved this.
	Uh, Mike Speraza replied, Hunter probably brought the goods.
	He's got the K'Nex all over America, dot dot dot, and the globe.
	If anybody in California can get their hands on some of the kind bud, it's Hunter Biden.
	It's Hunter Biden.
	It's true.
	That's the only reason I'm able to get high at all is because I'm peripherally associated with Hunter Biden.
	I have to go through him.
	He's kind of like a domestic kingpin, you know?
	Can't smoke nothing without going through Hunter.
	You gotta get a pass from him.
	Yeah, like, weed is so everywhere and accessible.
	Well, it's legal.
	This is like in California.
	Yeah, Los Angeles, where it's legal.
	I mean, I didn't know we had to say that.
	Maybe we should have said it.
	It's legal.
	Hunter Biden didn't bring the goods.
	Somebody who was paid through an app brought the goods.
	You know who else?
	You know what else was legal, Tony?
	What?
	Slavery.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	One day we might be looking back at smoking weed like slavery.
	That's nuts.
	The last one I just- Then we're gonna have to give all the straight edge people reparations.
	Yeah right, they'll just spin it on plugs and more tattoos.
	They'll just start blacking out all their tattoos.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And Air Maxes, and that's it.
	Remember the fucking blow, uh, the probably blow like $5,000 on a bootleg X-Swatch?
	Yeah.
	Uh, this is the last one that I wanted to, from DeepBlueCrypto, uh, VolcanoEmoji, VolcanoEmoji, DeepBlueCrypto, VolcanoEmoji, VolcanoEmoji, says, like minds, smoke alike.
	And then, they quote-tweeted their own tweet about cocaine being found in the White House.
	And then, in that tweet, they had said, then, colon, White House.
	Now, colon, Drug House.
	Yep.
	And it's just like, they just posted a Fox News graphic.
	And then, like mine, smoke alike.
	Like mine, smoke alike is gonna go down.
	That's a phrase.
	That's a phrase that's gonna be bouncing around for a while.
	I'm gonna start saying that when I'm going, you know, bowl for bowl.
	You know, it's like when we were with Street Fight, you know, and I got the best compliment ever from Brett when he said I could smoke with the best of them.
	I was like, yeah, like mine, smoke alike.
	You know?
	That's what I told the fellas.
	Like, mind, smoke alike.
	I mean, the first word, they fuck it up.
	Like.
	It's great minds.
	You're already saying alike at the end of it.
	Looking at this is like looking into infinity.
	I like that Biden has like a headache of sorts.
	But it's like, no, Biden, that means he needs to do some of these drugs.
	You know, let Biden hit that bong.
	His head might not hurt so much anymore.
	Sure, I saw one response was like, it doesn't matter how high and fucked up your lawyer gets when the FBI is already on your side.
	Whoa.
	Whoa, that's true.
	FBI's not a side lawyer, so let me take a vacation.
	Yeah.
	What do I gotta be aware for?
	What do I gotta be in control of my faculties?
	So arrogant.
	Hey, somebody else controls my faculties, and I like it.
	I like it like that.
	It's big brother big brother does Dude, I went to deep blue cryptos page He was just like tweeting out jokes tweeting out like joke meme threads, but it was like The meme was it like the joke was in meme format but then he would ruin the punchline by captioning it with the punchline and
	So, you would be reading the tweet, scrolling down to joke number 25, and it says, an elephant never forgets.
	And then you read the joke, and it's a couple's therapy, and she's like, he's always making fat jokes about me.
	And the husband says, yeah, she would remember that.
	He said, why?
	Because an elephant never forgets, yeah.
	This is a new format, you're just not ready for it.
	It's good.
	It's like the trailer previews.
	How you have to see a preview within the preview to keep you for that first 10 seconds.
	I gotta know that this is going somewhere.
	Oh, it's going to... That's a pretty good punchline.
	Let's hear the rest of the joke.
	Yeah, how did we get here?
	I bet you're wondering.
	An elephant never forgets.
	I bet you're wondering how I got here.
	There's too much coke and too much smoke.
	Look what's going on inside you Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooh Ooh, that smell.
	The smell of gas around you.
	All right.
	Final segment here. - Sure.
	Yeah, this is sad news.
	Dark day in America.
	Mamaw and Peepaw have fallen.
	They're down.
	They are going after seniors who support Trump now.
	You heard about this, Tony?
	I'm scared.
	Like I said, this affects some people that I love, so I need to take some... I'm nervous right now.
	I read this from Jack Posobiak.
	They're going after seniors who support Trump now.
	But you like read it like the Star Wars They Fly Now.
	They're going after seniors who support Trump now?
	Trump now?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they're going after seniors who support Trump now.
	Oh no.
	This is awful.
	Uh, yeah, I think they're going after seniors who support Trump now.
	Um, and then it's just a list of names and their ages?
	This is so funny.
	Amy, uh, Fashionello, 55.
	Clifford Frost, 75.
	Stanley Grott, 71.
	John Haggard, 82.
	These are people's grandparents, Tony.
	Isn't, isn't, isn't 65 when it starts?
	55 shouldn't be in there.
	I'm gonna, I need Amy, Amy Fashionella out of there.
	55 is senior citizen.
	You don't get, you don't get Social Security at 55, but you are considered a senior citizen, I believe.
	I'm pretty sure.
	I think I'm just grappling with my own mortality hearing that is what's happening, you know.
	Yeah, I think you can join the AARP at 55.
	Oh, fuck.
	Cool.
	I mean, you can verify that for your own sanity, Tony, if it's gonna keep you up at night, but you could be pretty close.
	I got time, like, 80 to get in the AARP, because that's probably when I retire from life, you know?
	Sure, totally.
	We're gonna work till then.
	Michelle Lundgren, 73, of Detroit.
	Michonne Maddock, 55.
	James Renner, 76.
	Okay.
	Wow, these are people's... Oh, hold on, hold on.
	Chill, chill, chill, chill.
	Marion Sheridan, 69, of West Bloomfield.
	I just had to get that one out there.
	I'm sorry.
	Well, you'll be really excited later.
	We'll just tease that.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	Yeah, Logan Hall.
	That's scary.
	It's a list.
	What's happening?
	What's happening?
	One count of conspiracy to commit forgery?
	What?
	Forgery?
	Oh, they were trying to write in cursive and today's generation couldn't understand the words and said that they must be forging something.
	It must be illegal to write that way.
	That's clearly some sort of, like, hack.
	That's like a curse you're putting on it, whatever that swoopy stuff is.
	I don't like it.
	One count of conspiracy to commit election law forgery, a five-year felony.
	So maybe people are getting an inkling of what direction we're headed here.
	Yeah.
	Logan Hall tweeted out, criminally charging MAGA, grandmas, and elderly citizens who wanted a fair election.
	Vile stuff.
	Your enemy is not in Russia.
	No Russian ever called me an election denier, Tony.
	That's amazing.
	So these people are really getting charged for this stuff we're listing, right?
	Yeah, they're getting charged for posting Facebook memes that say, if you believe in Jesus, say amen.
	That's exactly what they're getting arrested for.
	That's really scary.
	I thought we were in America.
	I thought we could meme it up here.
	And see if anybody... Carpe meme-em.
	That's probably 70 Twitter accounts.
	At least.
	I hope so.
	Now before anybody's like, I don't know, maybe there's more information out, maybe, like, we should, like, read a story about it at least?
	Like, you know, read a news article or something?
	That's time wasted.
	These people need to be freed.
	They're on the list.
	It's called red tape.
	Reading the news article is bureaucratic tape.
	Bureaucratic bullshit.
	Uh, yeah, exactly.
	I like where your head's at, Tony, because I think Scott Adams says it best here when he says, Every time I think I should educate myself on the details of new charges against Trump, I remind myself it isn't about the facts or the law.
	It is election rigging.
	No details needed.
	NPCs are invited to say, quote, No one is above the law in the comments.
	Wow, so don't even bother saying that, because you're immediately playing yourself.
	You know?
	You got you, yeah.
	Don't even say that one.
	Yeah, I don't need to look at the details, because they're not looking at the details.
	They're making stuff up.
	So why would I read what they're just making up anyways?
	Absolutely.
	What a waste of time.
	I love, I love, I love, like, heading off any possible argument.
	Being like, yeah sure, non-playable characters, feel free to disagree with anything I say in the comments, just like an NPC would.
	I know the algorithm, bro.
	Do you know how much validation those charges would get if Scott Adams were to read up on him?
	Uh, what do you mean?
	Explain, please.
	Oh, I mean, if he gives him any attention at all, that makes him credible.
	You know, he's not gonna waste time with that.
	He's not gonna, you know, vindicate them with attention.
	Yeah.
	That's the way to do it, I think.
	Yeah.
	Like, by observing any sort of information, you're just changing it.
	We learned that from quantum theory.
	I think quantum entanglement.
	It's when you look at something and it changes.
	I'm going to find the article.
	Because I still do want to know what it is.
	I still, I'm still, like, want to know what it actually is.
	Right, yeah.
	I don't know if people remember, there were these Republican, like, officials, Republican Party members, who pretended to be electors during the 2020 election.
	Yeah.
	And signed a false statement of their, you know, voting, who they voted for, and sent it to Congress.
	Um, a turn Okay, so I'm reading here from Detroit News.
	16 false Trump electors face felony charges in Michigan.
	Attorney General Dana Nessel is leveling felony charges against 16 Republicans who signed a certificate falsely stating that Donald Trump won Michigan's 2020 presidential election, launching criminal cases against top political figures inside the state GOP.
	So they like signed a document that said, even on the document, it said, we are signing this in the Michigan Congress.
	Like it lied.
	It was, it was like a fraudulent document.
	Their argument is, oh, well the document wasn't real.
	So you can't forge a non-real document.
	Amazing.
	That's, that's kind of the, where they're going, but they, they like fucking mailed it in and everything.
	They were like, yep, this is it.
	You know what's funny?
	The thing is, because they are being serious that it's not working, they could be like, this is art.
	You didn't know?
	This is art.
	They could have totally done that, I think, and got away with it.
	But they're like, no.
	Uh-uh.
	They might have maybe a free speech case if they were like, this was political speech.
	This is who we wanted to vote for.
	I don't know if that you can get away with.
	Like, violating an official document or something like that by claiming free speech.
	But, uh, I don't know.
	Worth a try.
	Yeah.
	That's so funny.
	So these are people, these are not random people at all.
	These are people who very intentionally signed a fake document knowing it was a fake document in order to make a fake document seem more credible by signing it.
	Yeah, they're just Republican Party officials and that means they're all 70 years old.
	Like, that's all that this is.
	It's just, they're party officials in general.
	The Democrats are fucking, I think, on average, older than Republicans now.
	But I think we need to let them go if they're old.
	What's that?
	We can't target them if they're old.
	They're old already.
	They don't care if they're politicians.
	You gotta let the old... Like you said, that's someone's grandma.
	That's someone's grandpa.
	They wanna, like, murder Nancy Pelosi because she's old.
	Yeah.
	But yeah, I love these are just people's grandparents.
	They're attacking so that's that's this the Story itself, but some of these responses.
	I mean, it's like minions lost city on Twitter This is like Civil War time for real Yeah, and just they're saying they're criminalizing being pro-Trump now.
	Rahim Qasim.
	That's what he says.
	Rahim Qasim, who runs the National Pulse.
	Who reported on this as Michigan charges 16 people, average age 69, for believing Trump won.
	So this is like, this is just like a beautiful orgy of SEO.
	Because not only are you targeting like Trump voters with, you know, but like gently targeting them on the internet, you know, gunning for them.
	It's also you're getting that 69 in there.
	This is real good.
	But this has pictures of them, which makes it a lot less sympathetic.
	Yeah, you're like, oh yeah, people live to be like a hundred now.
	Yeah, a lot of these people look like they might be, have some demon in them.
	That, that too, and they all look like they work inside an air-conditioned office.
	Yeah, they look like they're millionaires.
	Michigan charges 16 people, average age 69, for believing Trump won.
	16 Republicans in Michigan, including former state co-chairwoman Michonne Maddox, are being prosecuted by Democrat Attorney General Dana Nessel for putting themselves forward as alternative electors after the 2020 election results were contested.
	Alternative electors!
	I love, there are no alternative electors!
	That doesn't exist!
	We were understudies!
	We were just there just in case.
	In the parallel timeline that they developed with this fake document, there is.
	Oh, okay.
	You know, there are electors.
	You gotta consider that.
	They're also trying to say, by the way, that how... Oh yeah, well, a bunch of celebrities... I literally saw this tweet.
	I remember when 25 celebrities released a video Urging Republican electors to vote for Biden instead of Trump and and we would never dream of throwing those Those celebrities in jail.
	It's not like what our whole ideology is built around But okay, so do you remember do you remember this the faithless electors thing Tony I No.
	It was a strategy by like resistance people who, yeah, so the electors who are the people who actually vote in the electoral college, you know, that whole system.
	Yeah.
	They're supposed to vote, give their votes to the candidate where the popular vote won that state.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	A certain percentage they can like split their electoral votes.
	But anyway, the argument was from Democrats or liberals was that those electors should vote how they wanted to vote instead of how their state voted.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Do you remember that?
	Yeah.
	Which I think they were saying every slope, which I think they were saying was was legal at the time.
	But I don't know.
	But that's not what happened here.
	It's a totally different thing where they impersonated government officials, impersonated elected officials, you know.
	And I don't know, like the only way that this would work is if you had enough people to do it.
	Like if you had enough people to actually do it and you had the right people in power, then yeah, maybe you, maybe you give it a try.
	But like, imagine just sending a note, like forging a document and sending it to Congress and being like, Oh, actually Trump won.
	Yeah, because like you said, there is a way to collect enough signatures to make a statement and maybe actually make some movement.
	Like, that's a thing you can do.
	It's super, you know, it's really difficult to do, really unlikely, but it's a thing you can do.
	You know, you're allowed to try for it.
	But this is it.
	You can't just hope... Let's hope that they... Let's just hope that they just read this and just put it into action without even thinking about it.
	We'll just... We'll just read this.
	We won't investigate it at all.
	We'll just... Start right away.
	Uh... Yeah, again, these responses are so fucking funny.
	Matthew J. Show says, Wow, Matthew.
	That's actually very ageist and I don't appreciate it.
	Why don't you just walk into a Denny's at 2 p.m.
	and start spraying the place down?
	Huh?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Listen, these people, they can only go to bingo.
	They're simple creatures.
	You know, they only know some numbers and some letters and can maybe find them on a piece of paper.
	You can't hold them accountable for this type of action.
	Do you know why they went after average age 69 years old people, Tony?
	Why is that?
	Because they don't have the mental capacity to defend themselves.
	They don't know that it's a scam.
	Exactly.
	They don't know that they're being targeted.
	This is elder abuse.
	I mean, I believe we all agree with that.
	I think obviously.
	They've clearly hit upon an extremely vulnerable Democrat.
	I mean, in a way, kind of kind of that did happen, but for real, right?
	Like these people's minds all got fucking scrambled by the Internet and by the Trump presidency.
	And they were, like, hoodwinked into doing the stupidest fucking thing possible, thinking it would have an effect.
	Without, like, even Trump knowing, probably.
	Yeah.
	Had nothing to do with it.
	They were just working on their own, which I think that's kind of beautiful.
	I think that's admirable.
	They probably started a fucking Facebook meme.
	Like, somebody probably typed out the document, like, mocked up the document they ended up signing for a Facebook meme.
	It was like, we hereby decertify the Biden presidency.
	When we make the movie about this and there's like the montage of them getting the signatures together and really like coming together and rallying together to get this document together and forged to send in.
	And it's going to be power trips, if not us, then who, playing over it.
	And they're just so charged to go get it done.
	Hell yeah.
	I like that vibe.
	That's the perfect vibe for that.
	Oops, what happened?
	Bunch of old people.
	Yeah, Don replies, grandmas and grandpas.
	Michigan sucks!
	Get your grandpas and grandpas out of Michigan.
	This is new to me.
	It feels similar, but man, it's so weird to see Twitter accounts like this.
	Yeah.
	So their avatar is like a neon pink monkey chrome skull, like video game looking skull, or like Fortnite looking thing.
	But then their handle is American Flag Emoji, Patriot Songs, CD Emoji, Musical Staff Emoji, like treble clef emoji, and then Rocket Ship.
	And then they say, I don't know what to say about these elder Republicans, but if it were me, I would never walk into their courtroom and would settle it on my own terms.
	Hey, listen, I know you guys are going to get arrested and stuff like that, but just don't go.
	I just wouldn't go.
	I would actually forge another document that says I'm okay to not show up.
	Right, see, you just need the second document to be good.
	You can, like, do the first one real half-assed and they'll arrest you for it, but then you can take your time with the second one.
	And see, the importance of the first one is to learn.
	It's to learn some things so you don't do it on the second one.
	No, I think, Tony, I think this guy's gonna do like an epic Tannerite meme where he fills the dust container of his Roomba with Tannerite and then explodes whatever serving officer comes to collect him.
	I think that's what he's talking about.
	I think this guy might just need to make a song about freeing them.
	Okay, I'm so glad you asked, Tony, because I went to this guy's, I was like, I want to hear some Patriot songs.
	I have so many questions.
	Yeah, I need to know what the deal is.
	So I went to his profile and his bio, I don't have it up here, but his bio was like, Scott Baio followed back on August whatever.
	Huge W. Yeah.
	It's a huge W. It's great, man.
	I'm so happy for you.
	But I was like, I would need to hear some Patriot songs.
	And I scrolled down and it was like, there was a video and it said, the caption said something about radio.
	And I was like, oh, is this guy a radio host?
	Like, let me hear like what's going on in this video.
	But it was just like a clip from a broadcast from like 1967.
	Some capsule in time.
	And I was like, give me the fucking Patriot songs, bro.
	And so I went over to his media tab.
	Nothing.
	It's all like, It's all fucking retweets about Hunter Biden's cock and shit.
	I went over to the media tab and it was him grinding up a skeleton, like throwing a skeleton into a wood chipper with the caption, all globalists must be arrested.
	Hold on, just real quick for those listening.
	A very obviously decorative like Halloween skeleton into an actual wood chipper.
	Pretty funny.
	That, that, and like that, I don't know, that avatar is so funny because it's got to be something, right?
	It, you know, it reminds me of like, like art that you would have found on a Pog that doesn't exist anywhere.
	It's not a brand or anything like that.
	There's nothing behind it.
	It's just a, a cool image.
	Yeah.
	Like on a folder as well, maybe.
	Yeah.
	Um, IQ, whose avatar is Nikolai Tesla, IQ, verified, says, why is this happening now so many years after 2020?
	Seems like corruption to me.
	That's what a lot of people were saying.
	There were like three years.
	Hmm.
	Why did they need three years to make this arrest?
	Something seems fishy.
	That's pretty weird.
	John Edwards replies, the legal process is slow when you need to go to court to get the evidence.
	Dang.
	Yeah, I imagine it's like some of the slowest, most boring work possible to try and prove that these guys did this thing.
	IQ replies that, I'm an attorney.
	I know the legal process, period.
	Twisted crying, laughing emoji.
	No, you're not.
	You're not.
	You're not an attorney.
	You're not.
	Dog, look at my attorney.
	I'm getting set free and awarded money, actually.
	Look at my attorney.
	I'm going to get the bag right now.
	He's over there wearing a bow tie and a tuxedo for some reason.
	How bummed are you if you saw that your lawyer's verified on Twitter?
	Well, if he's one of the lawyers that's, like, telling you to shut the fuck up and don't talk to cops, then I would understand that.
	That's how he became my lawyer, actually, was by being verified, and that's where I saw him.
	I mean, that's old verified, though.
	This is that new verified.
	I would like to think that those shut-the-fuck-up lawyers have dignity and refuse to pay Elon Musk $8.
	I mean, they might still be good lawyers, but I just can't respect them on a personal level.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, I wanted to hear Patriot songs, but oh well.
	Mary on Facebook, Mary Heine-man Mary Heine-man or Mary Heimann-man.
	Heine-man?
	Oh, all right.
	Heine-man?
	Mary Heimann-man says, we need to get loud!
	Oh God.
	About the crimes they're doing in Michigan right now.
	Yeah, we need to get loud about it.
	We need to get loud about... Free them, you know?
	Free the Michigan 16.
	We need to get Kim Kardashian on this one.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Dude, I saw the best fucking boomer meme.
	Do you know Jewish Conservative Grandpa on Instagram, Tony?
	I know a Jewish conservative grandpa, but I don't know the personality.
	I love this meme.
	This was fascinating.
	I saw this on Friday, I think.
	A Jewish conservative grandpa is talking to Trump, and he says, Donald, as president, why did you let a bunch of violent criminals out of prison early?
	And Trump says, because Kim Kardashian told me to.
	And then in the second panel, Jewish conservative grandpa says, oh, I bet DeSantis wouldn't do that.
	And then DeSantis has now appeared on the right side next to Trump.
	And he says, you're darn right.
	Darn right.
	Dang.
	I mean, real.
	That's real.
	DeSantis would have actually gone to wherever those prisoners were being held and then waterboarded them.
	Yeah, himself personally.
	He would have actually started feeding them through a rectal tube, whether they were on a hunger strike or not.
	And hopefully, you know, hopefully he would livestream the whole thing.
	If he's smart.
	Like I think he is.
	Literally the best way to get donations for him at this point.
	To get campaign contributions.
	Yeah.
	This is, I don't know, I've been following Jewish Conservative Grandpa for years now.
	I still don't know if it's serious or not.
	Yeah, it's rough.
	It's hard to tell.
	Cause like, it's just so dry that, is it?
	Is it hilarious or is it sad?
	I've interacted with him before.
	He's fairly brusque in the comment section.
	He interacts.
	I don't know.
	He seems like he could be Jewish and conservative and a grandpa.
	And a grandpa all at once?
	Okay, alright.
	Let's finish up.
	I'm gonna believe it, you know.
	Yeah.
	Let's finish up here with a few more responses to this.
	Free the 16.
	Free the Michigan 16.
	Nick Scrote says, About time we start putting commie radicals in their place.
	Coughin' emoji.
	I mean, there it is, first of all.
	You know, there's a little Minions Law for ya.
	So, like, because they're arresting these old people, we need to start killing the commies.
	Well, the commies are the ones doing the arresting.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	The commies are doing the arresting.
	We gotta arrest them.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	The Michigan Attorney General, absolutely a communist.
	Yeah, I think that if people are going around and arresting old people for no reason besides liking Trump, I think, yeah, we absolutely should coffin them.
	Oh yeah, I wanted to show a meme I found on his page.
	I went to Nick Scrote's page and I found... He posted this meme.
	It's interesting to me that in the Bible... Demons refer to themselves as quote, they slash them slash we slash us.
	Like in no other part in the Bible is there any reference to like a collective we or us or like... I just think it's funny how anytime there's a bunch of demons they say they them.
	We us.
	That's so funny.
	I love that.
	Have you... I do remember that time when Jesus like when Jesus started calling the demons sis as like a slur to like insult them.
	I remember that.
	Yeah, I think like being as a part of a group or a collective it just is demonic to them I think Yeah, it's being anything other than alone is like individual Yeah mark market creature Is evil and demented Billy Prophet says the storm that's brewing will not be the storm the left wants to Nope.
	Nope, they want a different storm.
	The one we want is raining blood.
	That's the one we want.
	Like, I love how these people don't have, like, a theory of minds.
	These people don't have a theory of other minds.
	It's just, like, nobody else was...
	Wanting a storm except you guys.
	It's literally it's literally all you fucking talk about How could you possibly think that was a thing that the left was gunning for?
	Well, I was gonna say it is kind of nice to hear the word storm again.
	I haven't heard it in a minute, you know Bringing the storm back.
	I was worried that because of climate change we weren't going to see the storm Oh the storm is upon us.
	I think the storm is still on schedule The storm is upon us currently.
	It's going to get stormier and stormier for the rest of your life.
	Last response here on Facebook.
	Anthony Sanford says, President Trump, be aware of your surroundings.
	President Kennedy thought the Secret Service and FBI would protect him too.
	You see where that got him, didn't you?
	The rat's nest of Democrats called the federal government, no matter what agency is, can no longer be trusted.
	Well, I mean, that's not a really fair comparison.
	That's not really fair to put that all on the Secret Service.
	Like, that guy had a magic bullet.
	How are they supposed to protect him from that?
	That's not fair.
	Um, you just need to have a tactical awareness of whatever kinetic experience you're currently engaging in, Mr. President.
	I think you'll be fine.
	I mean, I think we kind of know what, what sort of man he is and how he's been built.
	In fact, I think it's a bit insulting that you thought you should remind him, Anthony.
	Uh, do you think Donald Trump isn't aware constantly of the danger he and his family are in every single day?
	You really think you have advice that he needs at all?
	Wow.
	The audacity of you.
	Delusional, Anthony.
	But that's the episode.
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