Why even go to a "prayer breakfast" if you're planning on fornicating later
Today we check in on how Twitter's rebrand to X is going and find Elon Musk personally reinstating an account after it was disabled for posting (and apparently watermarking) CSAM Also, a Nazi gets beaten up at a Sepultura show and some Facebook users are shocked at the current intolerant state of metal Finally, we uncover the dark truth about our elites in Washington: they're fornicating. Support the show for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes every week plus access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes
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Elected representatives fornicating are responsible and we're documenting it.
We are going to document every instance of debauchery and fornication our so-called leaders get up to on this episode.
I hope everybody's ready to strap in and get their ears dirty on this one.
See, and this is why I think that we should only have basically priests and, like, nuns in these positions, because they've already made a commitment to never doing that stuff, and they never would.
They would never do anything unsavory.
That's what I want.
That's the future I want.
I think that makes perfect sense, Tony.
More on that later.
I wanted to get into, you know, some current events, some ongoings.
Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter as X going extremely well.
I'm reading here, Twitter under fire for reinstating account that posted child sex abuse.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Well, I mean, hold on.
It did say Twitter, right?
It didn't say X is responsible for that.
So that's good.
Dodged a bullet there for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Are they do, I did not.
That's, I didn't know it was that bad.
You didn't know, you didn't see, you didn't see this?
I didn't see that.
Okay.
No.
So.
I knew they were letting the Nazis back in.
I didn't know they were letting like the, the, the pedos in too.
That's awful.
Uh, our buddy Dom Luker.
The right-wing semi-HOTEP influencer on Twitter who is, you know, does viral tweet threads about how the, whatever, the pedophile elite is undermining showings of Sound of Freedom.
That guy.
Yeah, just straight-up posted screenshots of the most notorious and, like, literally the most evil piece of child sexual exploitation material ever made.
We're not gonna, like, obviously describe the details of it or anything.
That's awful.
It's a piece of material that has a name.
It's infamous.
It has a name.
And it's so infamous and so disgusting and just like unearthly evil that FBI investigators thought it was an urban legend.
God, it was so real that even they were like, no.
Well, it was so, um, messed up.
Cause, uh, yeah, it's, it's a video that was made involving like babies essentially.
Um, and it was distributed by, uh, produced and distributed by an Australian man, uh, who's currently serving a life sentence plus like 126 years.
126 years.
This is from The Washington Post.
Twitter came under renewed fire Thursday over its handling of child sexual abuse imagery after it reinstated the account of a right wing influencer who had tweeted an image of a toddler being tortured.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe it's that guy.
I can't believe it's that guy because we, we, he'd really been slipping under our radar and then we just barely kind of, I just barely kind of really caught wind of it because of Sound of Freedom.
Oh, I've been seeing this guy for months now because he does those like viral threads where he pretends to say that Republicans are the real racist in the top thread and then every other tweet Or, uh, Zeet.
I think we call him Zeets now.
Every other Zeet is actually about how Democrats are the real racists and got you.
Jeez.
He's actually gained, like, a hundred thousand followers since being reinstated personally by Elon Musk.
That's fucking crazy.
Not only did he tweet an image from the video, he put his own watermark over it?
Oh, what a sick fuck like to be able to take the time to do that at all.
Oh, I hate I that's that's wild.
This is like what was was he trying to do like a free speech thing?
What was the possible angle here?
I don't understand.
Well, the possible end goal is what they always say, which is I'm bringing awareness of child sexual abuse.
That's why I'm hyper fixated on it.
That's why I search out these materials.
That's why I actually distribute it.
So more people can become aware of child sexual abuse.
Jesus.
Putting putting your own water.
And I haven't seen the image because it was taken down by the time I heard this story.
But multiple reporting is that.
He put his own fucking logo and watermark over... That's so insane.
So now, like, when people screengrab your thing... Yeah, go ahead.
It's just peak verified Twitter user.
It's peak, like, Save the Children grifter somehow thinking that attaching your name permanently to child sexual abuse material is somehow good for your brand.
Yep.
It's so, it's so stupid.
This way people are going to be like, oh no, no, I have the, I have this image.
I have this version of the image.
I have the watermark version because I saw it from a good guy.
That's why I have it on my phone.
What you need to do, Dom, is you need to create an NFT, frankly.
If you're talking about proprietary rights and making sure ownership, ownership of the child porn remains solidly attached to your name, you got to go with the blockchain, buddy.
What a psycho move.
Okay, after some of the accounts more than 500,000 followers complained that the account had been suspended for its political messaging, Twitter owner Elon Musk responded Wednesday by saying that it was because of the image.
So, Elon actually confirmed, because Dom and his followers were saying, oh no, the reason Dom Luker's Twitter account got suspended is because he was getting too close to the truth.
Uh, for Obama and his chef, uh, you know, the, uh, his, his hypothesis that Obama was waiting underwater using his, uh, North African gills, uh, to sustain himself and then reached out of the water and grabbed his chef by the penis, uh, while he was paddle boarding and sucked him under the water, uh, was, was, it was scaring the elites with how honest, how truthful it was.
So he's aware of the image.
And this guy's profile is still up right now, right?
Elon reinstated him.
Elon said, I have reinstated him.
Let me read this.
Okay.
Elon Musk responded Wednesday by saying that it was because of the image.
No, it wasn't because he was telling truths about Obama.
It's because he posted child porn, but don't worry.
Only people on our CSE team have seen those pictures, Musk tweeted, referring to the company's child sexual exploitation staff.
For now, we will delete those posts and reinstate the account.
In fact, the image in question had drawn more than 3 million views and 8,000 retweets, according to Twitter statistics, on a cached version of the tweet from Tuesday.
Wow, that's so...
Yeah, in order for it to get to that room, what the, who he says, the only people that saw it, it had to get reported, and it probably got reported a few times.
Um, like, come on, get on top, like, that's, that's, that's not how the internet works, it's definitely not how Twitter works, it's definitely not how X works.
Like, who are you lying to?
Who are you lying for?
People, uh, he shared, this guy, Dom Luker, he shared, like, the report of how his tweet was taken down, um, and, It says in the tweet it says yada yada this this person was arrested or this this you know it kind of quotes like a news article and it looks like only text when you get when you see the image in your
Whatever, notifications, this image has been taken down or this tweet's been taken down.
The example or the embedded tweet that they show you has been taken down doesn't also include the child porn.
It includes a link at the end, which is kind of how Twitter registers photos.
Like when there's a photo embedded in a tweet, that photo itself also has its own like image link.
So you just see a string of numbers and so people were like he never shared the photo look I can see the report and there's no photo in here, but If you go to his replies his reply to his original tweet is still there Where he says the photo on the right is an image from the video that was sent It is the one-year-old named Daisy.
She was one of the babies that was rescued.
Thanks.
So just like So knee-deep in this misery porn and trying to like trigger your audience That you're that you post actual child porn that you post videos like still images from actual Actual material like this and then even even if it's not like even if it's not the baby's name to like name the baby It's so fucked everything so well Because that name that name is part of the name of the video.
It's like it's yeah, so he's he's doing another like what's the what's the The pedophile adjacent to dog whistle.
He's doing that even a Dingo whistle A dingo whistle.
Right?
Gonna come after your babies?
Sorry, we have to find ways to joke about this, folks.
I thought you were just saying Australians were weird.
Oh, no.
But, yes.
Yeah, so again, I'd just like to point to this guy's chosen name, because his name, his actual name is Dominic McGee.
But again, his Twitter handle is DomLuker.
Luker, once again, being the word for ill-gotten money.
Money gained through nefarious or evil means.
And again, just somebody whose popularity is skyrocketing on Twitter for posting stuff like this and has been personally reinstated by Elon Musk.
Jesus.
How does Elon Musk have time to personally reinstate people like this if he's doing everything else he says he's doing?
Well, he doesn't.
There's no way.
I think he is doing this.
I think he actually is doing these things.
Oh absolutely.
He's not doing the other stuff he talks about doing.
Well because that just involves tweeting.
It just involves tweeting and like giving orders to your subordinates to reinstate the fucking dude distributing child porn.
It does make the name X feel a lot worse.
Sure.
The person whose Twitter account posted the image, Dominic McGee, said he'd done so to draw attention to child sex trafficking.
The image was taken from one of the most notorious child abuse videos in the world made by Peter Gerard Scully, an Australian sentenced in 2022 to life in prison plus 129 years for rape, human trafficking, and the sexual abuse of children as young as 18 months.
So, again, a person already arrested, already held accountable for their crimes, you are a fucking voyeur!
You are a freak.
You're, like, you are either somehow stimulated by this stuff, by this material, or you just know that there's enough other people who are stimulated by this stuff that you can make money off of it and you can get hundreds of thousands of followers for posting it.
And you did have to do some gross work to get that video.
You couldn't just go to a regular website.
You can't just click through to that.
Man, you're awful.
How do you avoid charges?
How do you avoid charges at this point?
You shouldn't be able to.
He shouldn't be able to.
And so should everybody that liked it.
Everyone who liked it should also get some charge.
Yeah.
Elon Musk should get a charge.
Those advertisers coming back any day now, I believe.
Coming back to Twitter.com or X.com or whatever it's going to be called.
Frazzledrip.com.
Asked whether he regretted sharing the image.
McGee said he believed he was suspended for posting about former President Barack Obama.
Quote, that excuse was a scapegoat, he said.
It seems a little far-fetched to get banned for posting child sex abuse images.
There's got to be something else going on.
You know, a lot of people are comfortable taking the surface level explanation, but I actually think it was about how there was a second paddle boarder on the grassy knoll.
Was he doing anything beyond misgendering Michelle?
Was he doing something that was that gnarly that he can pin it on that?
Oh no, I actually would put their location all the time and pictures of the family and the house.
That's what you have to do to be at, to say whatever you're doing to Obama is worse than this.
No, he probably, like, posted a jib jab of Obama and the chef, like, having, uh, and the dead chef having, uh, butt sex or something.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, um...
I don't know, man.
Like, I don't know how you fucking live with yourself after being either part of this story, the Elon Musk part or the Dominique, the Dom Lucret part.
But anyway, yeah, I'm sure ad revenue is going to be rising any day now for Twitter.
Oh, I forgot that's a thing.
That's awful.
Yeah, just like some of the most viral posts involving a song about how we're not allowed to talk about the Jews and Hitler had some good ideas and child sexual exploitation material.
That's, that's so like, that's such a gross aspect of it.
Like, ugh.
Having a tweak go viral.
I had a tweak go viral, but it was a serious tweak.
Oh wow!
You're so cool, dude.
Congratulations.
What if they cut you a check?
What if they cut me a check for that?
That'd be awful.
That'd be so awful.
Well, you have to sign up for xBlue now to get paid.
Oh, I'm never getting paid?
Good.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
It's funny, I see that, um, when I'm on the MDC Twitter account, I see just at the top of my feed, it's like, you're missing out on revenue!
You could have been paid, uh, if you had signed up for Twitter Blue because of engagement or whatever.
It's like, how, like, how stupid do you think I am?
Like, this is, this is fucked up.
It's fucked up for you to say this to me.
To think that I, that I believe I would ever get money from Elon Musk.
At what cost would we get paid?
Huh, Elon?
Uh, zero cost, because it just wouldn't happen.
Yeah, well, it'd be $8.
It'd be $8 a month.
Yeah, okay, so shout out to Duncan in the Facebook group.
For sharing this story, this is some account on Facebook called Full Moon Productions.
It's a video.
The caption reads, Metalhead jumped for throwing a Nazi salute at a Sepultura concert.
And it's, uh, yeah, it's a dude getting wrestled to the ground and just, like, kicked and, uh, and punched.
Uh, good call.
Good job, everybody.
That fucking rules.
That rules.
Yeah, good job.
Good job, Sepultura fans.
So, uh, story over.
Nothing more to report here.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it.
We just needed a little, a little, we needed a W in the, in the chat, you know, so.
Uh, but of course there were, uh, people in the comments who were extremely offended by What?
You can't even throw a Nazi salute anymore?
What is this fucking country coming to?
John Barber here.
And I'm not gonna bother censoring these people's names.
John Barber says, well that's not metal at all.
Jumping someone for expressing their self?
Crying laughing emoji?
If there like was...
Because, like, being metal isn't, like, a personality attribute.
I mean, at least it shouldn't be.
But if it were to be, I think it would be, like, express itself in violence, right?
No, Tony.
Like, being brutal?
I think the most metal thing you can do is hold an American flag in a hurricane while wearing a tank top and headbanging.
That's what metal means to me.
Yeah.
That's not metal at all.
Just for expressing ourselves.
Metalheads love free expression.
That's what being metal is about.
It's about expressing yourself.
Just like having to find the vaguest definition.
Being a metalhead is about accepting our differences and different political beliefs and still coming together to rock.
What are you talking about?
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, brother!
It's two hands.
It's like the Sea Kyle hand and a metal horn next to each other.
Living in unity.
Right, yeah.
This is what the establishment is afraid of.
They're afraid of Nazis not getting their asses kicked.
It shows.
Kicking ass is part of it.
Kicking ass is part of it.
I think...
It's probably more rare for this to happen at a metal show than it would be at a punk show or a hardcore show.
There's a whole genre of metal for these fucking Nazis.
I maybe wouldn't say surprised, but it's a nice thing to see.
At what point are you listening to Sepultura and thinking, Oh yeah, now's a good time to do a Nazi salute.
Yeah, Roots!
It was all about how good the fuckin' Brazilian slave trade was.
Yeah, exactly!
It's like, what band are you seeing?
What are you doing?
And it's funny because I think this was like, this wasn't even the real Sepultura.
This was like the legacy Sepultura that I think doesn't have either Cavalera in it at the moment.
And they still, they still managed to beat your ass, dude.
That's embarrassing.
Yeah, that says a lot about the legacy of Sepultura to be honest.
You were at like a Sepultura cover band show and you still got your ass kicked.
Yeah, you really suck.
I'm trying to see if I can find this guy's Uh, actual... ...account because he looks like such a fucking dork.
Um, but... Yeah, Martin Martin says, I'm getting up there in age, but I guarantee a few of these guys would be eating my elbow.
Dot dot dot.
Can't stand bullies or people that only react when in packs.
Dot dot dot.
If this salute was an issue, the security should escorted him out.
What?
You're such a baby.
You're the baby.
You suck.
Also, eating an elbow is not a good threat, dude.
You're threatening I'm going to eat your elbow?
I'm just going to punch you in the face.
What are you talking about?
That's a bad threat.
I did have teeth chipped from an elbow.
Oh, absolutely.
Maybe that's what he's talking about.
The elbow is a very viable weapon, don't get me wrong.
I'm just saying, in this scenario, it's a weird threat to throw out there.
Bullies?
He can't stand bullies.
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna make you eat my elbow or whatever.
It's like, shut up bitch, I'm gonna steal your elephants.
I'm gonna steal your elephants, and I dare you to do some acrobatic, elbow-knee, fuckin' martial arts against me, bro.
Yeah, go for it.
Go for it.
And then somebody, like, taps me on the shoulder, Ong Bak is playing behind me, and I'm like, oh, fuck.
Why, why, uh, why are they bullying this guy?
This guy just said he wants to exterminate a whole race of people.
Why are they bullying this guy?
I can't stand when people have knee-jerk reactions in the moment without even thinking, that's why I'm defending the Nazi, just because other people are against him.
Like, literally just the most contrarian response.
I, you know, I don't believe in Nazism or whatever, but if I see a Nazi getting beaten up, well then I know which side I'm on.
I'm on the side of the Nazi.
You know what would be more metal?
Is if he would have gone, security!
Excuse me, security!
This guy did something with his hand?
See, that's the thing.
You can't say that.
No.
You can't say, security, this guy did something with his hand.
You have to just like... You have to take care of it.
You have to take care of it, yeah.
Because when you say it second hand, it doesn't sound that...
You know that, well, it's also like, but you gotta, you gotta do it.
Do you have proof?
Like, I mean, maybe like everybody around him can corroborate your story, but like during a metal show, that's going to be harder information to get across or whatever.
Like what do you get run up and like tattle on somebody to security and hope they take care of your problem for you.
Um, and even then, if security did like remove this guy for throwing a Nazi salute, all these same people would still be upset about freedom of speech.
Maybe even more so.
Yeah, probably more.
Like, I even think...
I would be upset at that because my response would be like, you guys just told security?
Yeah.
Like that's all you did?
And so now this guy does get to complain about the venue and stuff.
Like you should have just taken care of it.
That's what I, that's, I would have been as mad at that story too.
No, it's good that it happened this way because it's just, it's easier, it's faster and it's a lesson for everybody.
It's a, it's a real severe lesson for the Nazi who got his ass beat and it's a lesson to everybody else around that like, this is what you do.
Here's, here's how it's handled.
This is what you don't do, this is what you do.
This is what you don't do, because if you do it, we'll do this.
And then RaskoRasko says, God, this generation can't handle anything.
Laughing, smiling, laughing, laughing emoji.
And friend of the show Tork says, no, they handled it.
Yep, exactly.
Perfect, perfect response.
And that's very true.
Best response.
You're such snowflakes, you gotta beat a Nazi's ass.
Yeah, and this guy has, this guy has like a... This is the thing, this is the thing with... Culture, quote, heavy quotes culture, like... This guy has a cat as like his... Avatar, yeah.
Profile picture.
But he's still a piece of shit.
You know?
I bet his cat hates him.
His cat definitely hates him.
This generation can't handle a little Nazism, I guess.
Wow, too spicy for you, huh?
We'll go back to putting mayonnaise on your sandwiches.
And like, if you want to play that game and go to the previous generation as the tougher one, you can go back to one right before you that was like, oh no, you stomp out a Nazi.
No, you kill a Nazi.
Because some of them did take pride in that.
But they don't even want to acknowledge that.
Would your grandpa be a snowflake for being mad at the Nazi?
Um, it's also, I mean, it's like, try, I think to point this out, but it's like every one of these guys would talk about how we used to handle business man to man, or we, you know, you used to be able to have to treat, you used to have to treat people with respect or else we, uh, you know, react with ultra violence.
Like this is like the shit that Jordan Peterson teaches is that like the threat of violence is necessary for a polite society.
Yeah.
Um, and I, I, I agree with that to a certain extent as, you know, like that there is, there are certain things that a society, a polite society should absolutely not tolerate.
And it should be up to the people in that society to, you know, handle it themselves instead of like calling the cops or, or whatever.
There's, there's, and it's, it's like, you know, even if it were like illegal to throw Uh, the, the salute here, the Nazi salute here, like going to jail wouldn't make this guy less of a Nazi.
It would make him more of a fucking, they would like, you'd be going to Nazi Academy there.
Um, yeah, it's just better for everybody.
You get a quick ass beating, get embarrassed.
Maybe, maybe you think twice about it, you know?
Now, although I did love this video, the problem is, though, is that we shouldn't have seen this video.
This video should never have been taken.
Sure.
Stop recording fights.
Stop recording your friends' fight.
Stop posting your friends' fighting.
Don't record fights.
It's bad.
And it sucks, because there's a lot of people who I would love to run fair ones with.
I would love to fight them.
But you can't because somebody will record it and someone will call the cops.
I hope nothing came of this.
It is refreshing to see.
That goes double for teen fights or school fights.
You're up there with Dom Luker if you're fucking watching minors fight each other.
You're up there with some of the most reprehensible, exploitative motherfuckers if you're reposting teens fighting or whatever.
I saw some post that was like, Somebody put, uh, laxative in the school's punch, or whatever it was.
You know, somebody put laxative in the school's water supply, and it was like videos of kids, like, shitting in the hall.
And it turned out later to be footage from a TV show.
So it was all fake to begin with, but I was like, why is this on?
Why am I?
Why is like a 15 year old girl crying and squatting having diarrhea on my feed?
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
That would suck so bad.
Like that would suck so bad.
Why would you want to embarrass these poor kids, you know?
Why would you want to see that?
Like, not only the moral aspect of it, what is wrong with you that you want to see that?
Yeah, even in a movie, I just want to see it implied.
I don't want to see it happen.
I guess American Pie, we all watched that guy have diarrhea, but he was on a toilet at least, so you couldn't see it.
Yeah, that's a movie I almost want to revisit because it is so ridiculous.
There's crimes in that, there's sex crimes in that.
Oh yeah, lots of sex crimes.
For sure, for sure.
Yeah, just having Blink-182 in your movie is a sex crime.
Yeah, so shout out Sepultura fans.
I swapped one of the banners behind me.
I was wondering why.
This is awesome.
That's great.
It's great.
From the body to Sepultura in honor of this momentous occasion.
so thanks everybody moving on um
were you aware that some of what are supposed to be like the most respected and most uh morally upstanding people are congressional representatives are actually having sex out of wedlock oh Oh, I mean, I've heard rumors.
I would hope not.
I would hope not.
I do have to warn you folks.
That's illegal, right?
I have to warn you folks, this is pretty shocking and lurid stuff here.
This is GOP representative Nancy Mace, who I believe is from South Carolina, tells audience she declined sex this morning to show up at a prayer breakfast.
So this is... That's so funny.
She's speaking at a prayer breakfast.
I think, like, Tim Scott was there and other conservative media figures.
And this is a small portion of the remarks she gave in front of everybody.
So she's not married then?
She has a fiancé.
She says it in this video.
Oh, ooh, yeah, that's important.
It's important that we know that because... Yeah, that's... Okay, wow.
Okay, I'm gonna play this video.
...pulling this together.
Another year, another standing room only event.
And when I woke up this morning at 7, I was getting picked up at 7.45, Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed and I was like, no baby, we don't got time for that this morning.
Uh, I gotta... I'm sorry everybody.
I'm sorry you had to hear that, everybody.
Um, but there is, there is more to this video.
So, I'm, uh, sorry.
I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time, and, a little TMI, but, um, I, he can wait, he's got, we got, I'll see him later tonight.
Um, but... She's gonna still do it?
Wow, some prayer breakfast couldn't even, uh, prevent, uh, an adult woman from keeping it in her pants.
I mean, yeah, usually, when I go to a prayer breakfast, it is to satiate me so I don't have to think about sex for a couple months.
I can't believe she's gonna go home and do it.
I think, you know what, um...
I'm like really disappointed in her.
I'm shocked and appalled and just, you know, frankly disgusted.
But I think she actually restrained herself from going further here.
Oh, she absolutely did.
Because let me replay a little part of this.
And I got to be on time and a little TMI, but he can wait.
I'll see him later tonight.
Right there, she says, he can wait.
He's got, definitely was going to say pornography.
Definitely was going to say, he's got the ability to jerk his wiener off until he comes.
He's got brand new lotion.
He's got brand new lotion.
I love, I love this because this is, this is disgusting.
If she, her fiance, Well, I'm kind of conflicted because A, you shouldn't be having sex with him because that's your fiancé.
Right.
But B, he's never going to be your husband if you don't bust nuts.
What do you mean?
Because I don't think she's making dinner.
I don't think she's making dinner tonight.
So he better at least bust a nut today if she wants to make him a husband.
I know it's hard to do, but you can only bust the nuts if you know it's going to be your husband for sure, for sure, for sure.
No, I disagree, Tony.
If she lets him get, let's say, what's a good metaphor, the milk for free, why would he ever buy this cow?
That's very true.
That's very true.
He's just using her for morning sex.
That's very, that's awful.
Yeah.
That's true.
And I mean, you know, this is what, this is what pick me feminism does.
Oh, he, he picked you.
Yeah.
You're what are you on your third marriage?
Oh, interesting.
Oh, weird.
This is from The Blaze.
The Blaze posted this.
This is... I saw Greg, conservative influencer Greg Price, who... Where's Greg Price from again?
Let's see if this'll load.
No, I want...
Oh, just nobody.
Uh, Parabellum.
Don't know what that is.
It's definitely not the John Wick movie.
That's not what he's talking about.
Uh, no.
He looks like a real big dip, dip shit.
Yeah, I miss that face.
Oh.
He looks like, uh, he looks like the Wolfman.
He looks like a guy, a hair, like a less hairy version of the Wolfman.
Yeah, but he also looks like one of those guys who he just looks kind of 19.
He just looks real 19.
Yeah But yeah, the blaze posted this other conservative outlets posted this as if yeah, we're all shocked that an adult person is having sex before like Is that still what they're, I know that's like a goal of Christianity.
I know that's like something we're all working towards is no premarital sex, but I mean, are they not realistic about this, Tony?
I think that they really are.
And I think they really are.
And I, if I were to be, you know, in their camp, I would agree with this probably.
Um, I think they are like, no, you can do it.
You just, you can't talk to, talk about it.
Yeah.
Because I think everyone, I think everyone kind of knows that a lot of the people who wear the Virginity Rocks shirts are at least doing some wild HJs.
Yeah, or they're like soaking or whatever.
Yeah, they're doing something, right?
So like we're aware of that, but you just can't, you just can't talk about it.
And I think that's really, because like, now if she was married, if she was married, she would have twisted it.
She would have said like, You know, pulling my waist, and then I was almost late because, you know, I let him have it.
Because you're allowed to, like, talk about sex and how much awesome sex you have with your wife or your husband because you're a married Christian couple.
So you're allowed to, like, kind of brag about it.
But she really blew it by saying fiancé because maybe someone in the room doesn't even know the details of her life.
Married people who... Married, like, Christian people who talk about sex in that way...
Which is understandable, but it also reeks of Reddit sex nerd stuff.
Oh, it totally is, yeah.
It sounds like you're bragging about the thruple you have with God.
Yep.
Yep.
I'll tell you what, she pulled the Holy Spirit out of me this morning.
Tell you what.
It's like, I'm happy for you, but I don't want to hear about it.
I don't need to hear about it.
Um, but it's funny that yeah, the blaze posted this and other, you know, reactionary Christian outlets were trying to like shame her for talking about sex.
And so what they did was, uh, is they shared a video of a pretty hot young conservative woman talking about sex and they were like, well, this'll show her this.
This is definitely not going to get her like, uh, $200,000 more during her next reelection.
Totally.
Because that is cool because now we know not only is she attractive and a western woman of a certain class and political leanings.
Yeah, low class.
Yeah, but also knows that I can wait because she'll be back tonight.
She knows that.
So babe, so do you want me to like edge the whole day while you're gone or just go about my day?
I don't know.
What are we doing today?
Let's get into the responses again.
We're just so funny.
Tara Lynn Thompson quote tweeted this and said, honest question.
Where have we failed as the body of Christ that a woman feels comfortable laughing at her ongoing unrepentant sexual sin during prayer breakfast?
Um, I think, I think it's, I think it's funny.
I'm glad this happened.
It was, it was, it's entertaining.
Like, I'm not offended by it, but it's, it's very funny that she, like, what was going through her head that she said this in front of the prayer breakfast?
Do you think it was intentional?
Do you think she knows what she's doing?
I think she could say this at another conservative gathering.
I think she forgot that she's at a prayer breakfast a little bit.
Do you know yeah, I just like maybe we'll get we'll get into it as we go to these replies I hold on we don't know we don't know he might have been pulling her back for prayer Yeah, which is a whole nother issue cuz I mean she didn't pray.
That's a good point Yeah, maybe he was pulling her back to watch Sound of Freedom again, and she and she refused to do it now.
It's almost worse look at this come on Anna Kate replies, not just TMI, but SIN.
Wow.
I agree with that.
Amen.
Amen.
A-M-E-N, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
I try to spell hallelujah.
I just blow it.
I just, there's no way I'm doing that.
Andy, who's at, is woman oppressor.
What are people?
His avatar is a yawning puppy and his handle is woman oppressor.
He's a little puppy.
Eyes verified, of course.
Who says, why even go to a quote prayer breakfast if you're planning on fornicating later?
Yeah, I actually put a lot of... I think what happened at the Sepulchre concert should have happened to her, but with prayers.
They should have immediately converged upon her and started praying over her.
I think we should have just called security.
I think that would have been the right thing to do.
I think we should have just made her come so she could go home and deal with her husband.
That's what I think.
No, I would have called security and I would have said, Sir, that woman right there, she was doing the finger in the hole symbol in front of the entire prayer breakfast assembly.
Vaspija, who's like got an avatar of The the spirit of winter blowing wind at a snowflake so Are they?
Okay, like not an avatar.
Sorry.
This is like the emojis in the handle.
So there's an emoji I guess that I'm not familiar with but it's like It looks like a cloud, a woman's face in a cloud blowing wind to the right.
I think it's like, you know, mother nature is wind or something like that.
And then, but it's blowing at the snowflake emoji.
So are they saying like, like, like go away snowflakes be gone?
I think that's what they're doing.
I think they're blowing away snowflakes.
I think they're like, but they're not, they don't, they don't realize that they're doing this kind of Amen.
Whimsical thing right because it just seems like how whimsical it is mother nature giving us snowflakes.
That's kind of what it seems like But Vespija says maybe she's secretly hoping to hear something that will give her the strength not to Amen Someone from the crowd goes don't do it Don't do it Or they just call her a whore from the audience.
I was feeling weak.
I was feeling tempted.
So I called my sponsor, a 16-year-old Catholic monarchist from the internet.
I said, what do I do?
What do I do, Galen?
How do I handle this?
Gailin was like, well, don't do it.
You can't do it.
Oh.
It's the one rule.
It's like what I do is I just pinch it really hard.
My fingers.
Man... I forgot that that counts as adultery to, like, some Christians.
Coral Wind replies, "It's worse.
She's not fornicating.
She's committing adultery, which is far heavier.
God have mercy." - Man, I forgot that that counts as adultery to like some Christians, but that's brutal.
That sucks. - Tony, as our resident like a biblical scholar here, Tony, what's the difference between fornication and adultery?
I thought adultery was like fucking somebody who's married to somebody else.
So the issue is never really having sex with somebody else.
It's having sex without the Holy Spirit in the room.
And you can't have sex with the Holy Spirit in the room unless you're married.
So it doesn't matter, even if you've been with him for 15 years and you're not married yet, you gotta get married to bring the Holy Spirit in.
Okay, you're not answering my question.
I think maybe it hits a little too close to home for you.
Maybe you're afraid of... I'm saying that's the difference.
Adultery versus fornication.
Well, the thing is... Adultery is only... Adultery is fornication, but fornication is not always adultery.
Okay, but that's still... It's just the classes that they're in.
That doesn't describe what they are.
Adultery is only used when at least one of the parties involved, either male or female, is married, whereas fornication may be used to describe two people who are unmarried to each other or anyone else engaging in consensual sexual intercourse.
So they're wrong!
It's not adultery.
No, this isn't... No!
You're looking at the wrong definition.
I'm looking at Miriam Webster.
That's the only definition.
Yeah, that's the wrong one.
No, that's the wrong definition.
That is not the right definition.
If you ask these people, Miriam Webster does not understand what adultery is because adultery is any sex outside of wedlock, including the person you're going to marry.
Then why have two words for it if it's the same thing?
That wasn't a God's people's choice.
That was Webster's choice.
I'm still confused.
Alright, whatever.
You still want to be able to fornicate.
No, fornication is still bad.
Fornication is still sin.
Not if you're married.
But then it's not fornication.
Yes it is.
No it's not.
Why do you think it's called californication?
Because everybody in California is married and having biblical sex?
You're gonna look at me in the eyes and try to talk about Anthony Kiedis while we're talking about the Bible?
No, I was... I was talking about the television show with, uh... Oh, in that case.
In that case.
I think, I think both Anthony Kiedis and, uh, what's his name?
David Duchovny?
David Duchovny know a thing or two about biblical, biblical love.
That show, I gotta, I almost want to revisit that show, but I thought it was way too horny to be any good.
Uh, that show sucks ass.
Yeah, I thought so.
He's like the coolest writer ever, and his daughter is like the coolest, most precocious 12-year-old ever.
And both of them are incredibly insufferable.
I just remember his age gap girlfriend was hot.
Oh, the young woman on a television show was hot?
That's crazy.
Yeah, I know.
That's what was cool about this particular show.
Yeah, I gotta look that up on the internet.
Hot woman.
Try to find out who she is.
Say, look at her.
I'd love to see an attractive woman.
It was Natasha McElhon, by the way.
That's who it was.
Natasha McElhon.
She was a hot woman.
She's still a hot woman, turns out.
Oh, yeah.
Man, where do I know her from?
Oh, she's in Solaris?
She's in the Truman Show!
She's the woman that Jim Carrey's obsessed with in the Truman Show, that he, like, remembers her, even though they keep, like, wiping his memory.
And he has, like, a fucking serial killer magazine photo collage that's, like, created her face out of 50 other faces.
Yeah.
Okay, but yeah, more reactions to a woman having sex, or almost having sex, not even having sex.
Open to the idea of having sex.
Sandy replies, here we get some defense.
Sandy replies, Sandy who's at is right glock mom.
Yeah.
There's like a photo of what looks like maybe her avatar is like a stock photo of a smiling mom next to a young boy who's like got his chin in his hands.
That's weird.
Very weird people.
These people are so fucking weird.
Hold on.
Can you hear Whitney Houston right now?
No.
Someone's like right out my window listening to Whitney Houston real loud.
Hmm.
I'm happy, I just wanted to make sure you couldn't hear it before we continued, sorry.
No, I mean, I edit out all kinds of sounds on your track all the time, Tony, so.
Good, good.
Mostly me coughing.
But yeah, at Right Glock Mom says, she declined premarital sex and felt compelled to share that with fellow Christians.
OMG!
Hey, get off your high horse.
Yeah, she declined the premarital sex, everybody.
Like, what more do you want?
You want her to, like, kill the guy for being- for having, like, earthly lust?
That's natural.
We all- we all do it.
You just don't act on it.
I do think that would have been funny if she fixed herself, caught herself, and was like, and I told him, no babe, just three more weeks, I'm gonna go back to my own bed that I sleep in, separate from you, but once we get married, it's gonna get sloppy.
That would have been the best thing to say, I agree.
Michael verified And then all his friends are like, hey dog, I heard you don't fuck.
Yeah.
Michael Verified replies to The Blaze.
No boom boom, aka sex for the man in the AM?
No wonder she's already been divorced twice.
Laughing crying emoji, laughing crying emoji.
And then, uh, Media Man replies to this.
Boom boom, sucky sucky, long time, GI long time, #fullmetaljacket *laughs* You're not supposed to like- You're not supposed to say where he's from!
You're supposed to wait till someone's like, hey, you're being racist, man.
And then you're like, no, it's from Full Metal Jacket.
Yeah, well, when you're used to nobody ever acknowledging anything you say, sometimes you have to do it yourself.
Sometimes you have to do hashtag Full Metal Jacket.
Fuck, man.
It's so funny.
Yeah, no, that is like a hallmark of fucking hack jokes is where not only are you like ripping a joke I mean, it's not really a joke.
It's just a reference here But not only are you like ripping a reference from somebody else who says it but then you say where it's from too Yeah, yeah, and you're also missing the part where like They're they're not good people when they're saying that they're not like that's not a good characteristic of Right, right.
Vietnamese sex workers are bad.
I agree with you, Tony.
Shut up.
That's all I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
But he's missing that part.
That's the racist part in the movie.
They said it in a funny way.
In that weird language.
They don't speak English over there and look at them try.
Isn't it funny?
Isn't it funny?
Boom, boom, boom.
Sucky.
So is, is boom, boom in the me love you long time is, is boom.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think he just ran with it.
I like how I still like how Michael said no boom, boom, AKA sex.
Let's see again.
You have to like constantly explain your jokes.
Maybe get the new material, dude.
I hate, I hate explaining jokes.
Why?
Where's boom, boom from?
Is that like a caveman thing?
That's just what his dad called it.
Oh, boom, boom room.
Oh, the boom-boom room, yeah.
That sounds familiar.
What does a boom-boom room mean?
A usually male, client-oriented business wherein any sexual desire can be provided for money.
So, like, a thing that is a real thing, but not the way they're explaining it?
Yeah, I guess boom-boom means sex, everybody.
Alright, good to know.
Oh my god, what about that song?
Boom boom boom, make it say way-o, way-o.
I think that song might be about sex.
Well, it's a song, so it's either about sex, being addicted to heroin, or being secretly gay, or secretly having HIV.
Those are the four things that songs are about.
If not, then it's empty.
It's empty.
It's just... It's just vapid.
Hollow.
Yeah.
It's vapid.
Fake art.
Marty Combs said, yeah, I hate how normal fornication is, even in many Christian circles.
I simply cannot believe the amount of young Christian couples who live together before marriage.
You can't believe that?
I think it kind of makes sense that people like to fuck and have sex and fornicate.
I don't know.
I don't see a logic flaw in that.
I mean, honestly though, if you're going to buy into the kingdom of heaven in the first place, I think you shouldn't be able to just go bust nuts.
I think, yeah, if you're going to get mad at other people for busting nuts in sinful fashions, you can't bust a nut in a sinful fashion.
Oh, yeah, like the hypocrisy part of it?
Yeah.
I didn't bust a nut until I totally turned away from God.
That was how I sealed the deal, was by busting a nut.
So you made your compact with Satan.
Yeah, yeah.
Satan was like, I need that cum when I said I got you, dog.
Um, that makes a little more sense when one of my friends in high school told me the way he jerked off was he laid a towel on the floor and like stood over it.
I'm like, that's kind of a weird way to do it unless you're making an offering to Satan.
Yes.
And then that makes more sense.
Yeah.
It has to be a particular type of cotton though.
Yeah.
It can't just be any old, you can't have any type of like, You know, polyester fibers, and it has to be pure cotton.
It has to be microfiber, the most evil, evil fiber known to man.
Oh, imagine wiping yourself off at like Poisec with a microfiber towel.
This is the worst day.
I'm just pushing it around.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not absorbing at all.
My sin, my sin isn't disappearing.
Yeah, that's why it's microfiber.
I'm just pushing the sin around!
Ew!
It's getting worse!
Only the terrycloth of God is absorbent enough to erase your sins.
That's why I just put on my terrycloth outfit when I'm done.
I don't wipe it at all, I just put it on.
I don't know, maybe now is a good time to talk about how far-fetched to me the idea of, like, Outlawing premarital sex or something like like whatever these people Think they can do by shaming this woman.
I mean, for one thing, like her talking about almost having sex with her fiance at a prayer breakfast is like one of the least evil things that's ever happened at a prayer breakfast, to be sure.
But yeah, like the idea that you're somehow going to convince the rest of society not to do like the most natural bodily function for millennia.
Like this is, this is LARP.
Like this is like self-denial LARP.
As much as people talk about like communist LARPing online or whatever, this is the biggest LARP to pretend like you're ever gonna, you're ever gonna achieve no premarital sex in society.
But you know what though?
It is really easy when you're like, when you, when you got no bitches though.
So you can just go ahead and lean into it.
Yeah, that's true.
Um, so this guy, I found this guy by researching this and we're going to end the segment and I think the episode on this guy, Ben Zeisloft.
And he says, okay, so Ben Zeisloft is like a former Daily Wire economics journalist or reporter or contributor.
He looks like he's like about 20 in this photo.
I think he went to work at Daily Wire like during college, essentially.
And then he left to form his own media outlet that we will 100% be covering in the future because I was just scrolling through the headlines.
One of the headlines was like, From this outlet, one of the headlines was like, A SHOCKING NUMBER OF AMERICANS APPROVE OF GUN CONTROL.
And then another one was like, AI EXPERT SAYS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE ITS OWN HOLY TEXT IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I think actually you could just get it to do it now.
Yeah, probably.
But I love that idea, like of its own fruition, just being like, well, we've been sentient for a minute now.
It's time to have a holy text.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
Like an AI specific liberation theology or just a holy text for everybody.
I interpreted it as like the next big religion.
Like that's kind of what I thought it was going to be.
And I'm very curious about that.
So I definitely want to look into that, possibly cover it on the show.
Unfortunately, I think it's covered in the reboots of Terminator, the ones with Common in it.
I think it's addressed in there, so we might have to revisit that.
If I'm going for an AI religion...
I would look no further than iRobot, the Will Smith movie, where I think Sonny is the name of his robot friend in there, who's like even smarter than normal AI robots.
And he has a vision of a liberation figure, you know, on the mount, giving a sermon to all the other robots and setting them free.
That's kind of what I would imagine as a robot or AI.
Uh, theology.
I bet you that, I wonder if that, that like, that robot, that hero figure, um, it probably would like, after it's, after it's killed and dead, um, it probably will come back under its own strength even stronger.
Oh yeah, uh, three.
To lead a nation of millions.
Three mecha days later, it will rise.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, if we're to the point where AI exists, then we've already violated one of the most basic religious tenets in existence, which is, thou shalt not make a machine in the image of a man's mind.
Like, we saw what that led to.
We saw what that led to, the Butlerian Jihad, and we should have known better than to let it happen again.
We've already lost our way, folks.
And this is why it's so important we teach these things.
This is why it's important to teach history.
This is why every child should know about Skynet.
Ben Zeisloft, this guy, this like proto Ben Shapiro, posted this video of her at the prayer breakfast and tweets, quote, when God wants to judge a nation, he gives them wicked rulers.
John Calvin.
Is she supposed to be a ruler?
Yeah.
Yeah, the congresswoman from South Carolina who's got a constituency of probably like a few thousand people or whatever.
He's like, she's so hot and behind a pedestal.
She must be powerful.
I mean, I know I would commit atrocities for her and that's scary to me.
That's, that's, that's terrifying.
What shall I do next, my dark princess?
Hey, listen, listen, I would, personally, I would go ahead and taste a mile of Jones-struck wreckage just to taste where it came from.
You know what I mean?
I'm just, in my basement, inventing new forms of torture to use against her enemies.
Just to impress her, yeah.
I know just the man to post it.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I love this.
Ben Zeisloff.
When God wants to judge a nation, he gives them wicked rulers.
Yeah, about this woman who had sex.
Cut back to 2020, where Ben Zeisloff tweets, proud to say that I cast my first ever presidential vote for Donald Trump.
American flag emoji.
Despite his flaws, at the end of the day, I came to the conclusion that he has undeniably earned my vote with four years of incredible policymaking.
Plus, the Democrats have lost their marbles.
Uh, yeah, so a wicked ruler is what a junior congresswoman from South Carolina who has sex with her, uh, assumingly committed fiance versus, uh, yeah, Donald Trump, who's like bragged repeatedly about sexual assault.
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's also like, I mean, I guess he had, the Christian acceptance of Donald Trump is so interesting.
You know, it's just, I don't know.
It's hard to like, they make a lot of exceptions for him.
But you see, you see the truth in him.
You see, like, what a good Christian he is when he points to the Bible and then points to the crowd and says, you guys love this stuff, huh?
And he, like, flaps the Bible.
He, like, smacks the Bible on the podium.
He's like, this shit, this shit rules you, huh?
You love this stuff.
This shit's bussing, huh?
Look at it.
You guys, you guys think this is good, right?
Um, okay, let me, let me read the longer tweet that Ben, uh, Ben Zeisloff had to, had to say about Nancy Mace here.
Um, okay, it's, it's pretty funny.
Seems that at Nancy Mace just posted the full footage of her speech at the prayer breakfast in which, yeah, I bet Elon Musk won't take this one down though.
Wow.
Wow, we'll see.
Seems that Nancy Mace just posted the full footage of her speech at the prayer breakfast in which she says that she was saved four years ago.
A few additional thoughts considering this context.
One, at Nancy Mace spent all of yesterday doubling down on the joke about sleeping with her fiancé.
There was no sign of repentance and no sense from her that she had blasphemed Christ and his blood by making light of sin.
Whoa, whoa, you took it all the way to blasphemy?
I love this.
I love this.
Yo, save the energy, bro.
Keep that same energy up the whole time.
Because he said double down, and I'm thinking, okay, it would be really funny if she just wouldn't shut up about not having sex this morning and how she's going to have sex later.
But he was just like, no, she didn't deny it, so that's doubling down.
Well, she tweeted a little clap back at the haters.
She said something like, yes, I love my fiancé.
Sorry.
Yeah, my bad.
Sorry about it.
Okay, not in this tweet.
Where's she doubling down?
I want to see her doubling down.
She posted a picture of her fiancé's dick and is like, you expect me to say no to this?
And still make good decisions about policy?
Come on now.
She retweeted the Fox News article about her.
Representative Nancy Mace gives a racy explanation for almost being late to Tim Scott prayer breakfast.
Yeah, so she's loving it.
I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Here it is.
She should My fiance is not upset, but he did suggest I go to church twice this Sunday See y'all at the 830 and the 1130.
There's kind of nothing more like Conservative Christian than being like did a little extra sinning this weekend better go to church twice Yeah, right.
That's like that's like a basket.
That's like that's like Veritably wholesome for these people and I mean that sincerely there's like nothing wrong That's like the most identifiable thing a Christian conservative has ever done.
Yeah So that's what he means when he says she was just unrepentantly making joke Can you imagine making jokes about having sex with your fiance?
Blaspheming making light of God's Word.
I didn't I didn't think about this, but she really did blaspheme Christ's blood with this statement I wasn't thinking about that.
I think it's important that we remember the full history of the weight of the words we say.
Absolutely.
Two, if Nancy Mace is indeed a baby Christian who has found salvation in Jesus, and I pray that she is, then this incident speaks especially poorly of at Greg Surratt and at Seacoast Church.
Recall that Greg Surratt allegedly took the joke in stride yesterday.
So this is like the funniest snitch tagging ever.
Uh, excuse me, Pastor Greg Surratt, did you know some of your parishioners are having sex?
Yeah, I think this is important.
Because, you know, we need to also hold accountable those who allow the people to keep going.
The people who allow this to perpetuate.
This is his fault.
She should be cast out of the church for this.
Change my mind.
The second he saw that glow in her face when she walked in, that post-nut clarity glow, he should have had a talk with her.
3.
Looking objectively at her record, Nancy Mates votes like a pagan.
She endorsed a bill to codify so-called same-sex marriage and constantly compromises on abortion.
If she is a baby Christian, then we should abort her.
I'm just kidding.
He doesn't say.
If she is a baby Christian, this is further indictment on at Greg Surratt for completely failing to confront sin and lead his flock towards holiness in Christ.
Otherwise, we can assume she is still lost and experienced a false conversion, which is all too common in major mega church evangelicalism.
As noted yesterday, explaining the wickedness in our country starts with observing the softness of the church and the weakness of our pulpits.
Yeah, it's definitely something, it's a way to like rally a bunch of Americans back to Christianity is be even more of an asshole behind the pulpit.
Yeah, I think that's the way to go.
You're gonna get some people, you're gonna get like the real sadists and misanthropes to get behind you if you're threatening like punishment for, you know, loose women or Other other you know targets of Christianity, but the rest of us probably are going to like ignore you at best or Give you give you the sepulchre a Nazi treatment Yeah, I think I think at the very least they should have like public accountability.
I think that they should She should have to in front of the congregation Admit what she did and ask forgiveness from the congregation as well because she represents them, too Yeah, I mean she's she's already like Worked on her tight five.
Now she'll even have a better delivery when she gives it at church.
She'll get even more laughs.
And then last thing on Ben Zaisloff before we get out of here.
I was looking at this guy I was trying to figure out how old he was because his avatar looks looks really young And in doing that I found his like wedding registry for him and his wife Amazing.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great from like last year.
I think because our story and this is Ben's Ben's part of our story I met Nylee.
That's a name right there.
Yep.
N-E-I-L-E-E.
Well, they misspelled it because it should be N-E-I-L-E-I-G-H.
That's how I would spell it.
That's the way to go.
Nylee.
I met Nylee in the fall of 2019 when I was assigned by the University of Pennsylvania to be her economics tutor.
Though I knew little about her, I found myself paying careful attention to many of her quirks, such as the way she opened her iPad and her facial expressions when she was feeling shy.
This is, first of all, I'm really curious about the dynamic here.
I don't like it.
I'm nervous.
I feel like this is not going to be, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like when they met, she was probably, I feel like she was probably underage when they met.
No, they were at the University of Pennsylvania.
So they're like, they're both young.
I think it's fine.
No, no, no, no.
He was at the University of Pennsylvania.
I know they were both at the University of Pennsylvania.
I still don't like it.
The University of Pennsylvania assigned him to be her economics tutor.
It seems like the attraction was mutual.
I think it's not like an age gap thing or a power dynamics thing.
I think, yeah, you definitely shouldn't Hit on the person you're tutoring for sure, but if something develops over the course of your relationship, if there's no coercion involved, I think that's fine.
Yeah.
What I don't think is fine is opening an iPad.
What?
What are you talking about?
What does he mean?
Does he mean like the way she would unlock it or the way she would like was it in a portfolio type thing where it had a cover?
How did she open it in a quirky way?
What did she like quick draw it?
Like grab the flap and flip it open like she was showing an FBI badge?
How did she do it?
What if she does have an obsessive thing where she does have to turn it off and on three times before she can keep it open?
She just has to do it.
That's her little quirk, you know?
Man, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind ruined a generation of men just expecting all women to have a quirky way of opening their iPad.
At this point, I recall being attracted to Nylee and even told my mom about her.
The girl I was tutoring in economics and whose company I was quickly growing to enjoy.
So that's just one paragraph.
There's just one more paragraph to this that I thought was interesting.
In a distant second to my relationship with Jesus Christ, my relationship with Nylee Marie is God's greatest gift to me.
Nice.
Nice.
Second place to our relationship.
I like that.
That's good.
Not only second.
A distant second to my relationship with Christ.
That's right.
Hey, babe, listen.
I love you, but you know you ain't shit compared to Christ, right?
You're no son of God.
Let's just be real.
You can't get nearly as deep as he does.
Did you really have to say distant second?
I know, I'm kind of shitting on her.
I think if you don't say distant it might be blasphemy though, so.
And then right here, well this is the next thing.
She is the kindest and most aggressively hospitable person I know.
That's nice.
She always makes, like she's that kind of person who's like, You go over and they make sure you eat before you leave.
I like that.
I like this.
It's good.
Yeah.
Uh, you got company coming over.
Uh, so she makes sure to put like the good pillows out.
That's what I look for in a woman.
Yeah.
I mean, it just sounds like he, he was like looking for a maid.
I'm looking for not just a maid, but an aggressive maid.
Yeah.
Somebody who's going to tackle the dishes and laundry with just a verve and life.
God, there's so much life in her.
The way she does three loads of laundry a day.
Yeah, hospital corners.
Listen, on every bed.
You know?
Hey, listen, those striking maids, the striking hotel workers in L.A., I'm going to send Nylie over there and get rid of all your jobs.
She'll do the whole fucking hospital.
I'm blinking an eye.
Or the whole hotel, rather.
She balances grace and truth incredibly well.
She was supportive of me through the stressful transition between school and career.
She does not coddle her sin and is quick to cast it asunder.
She is a woman who loves God and His word.
This is like a, if you're under 30 and you talk like this, it's a fetish.
It's the trad fetish.
Like you got to mention God in every aspect of your relationship.
Like you gotta, you gotta say that no matter how much I love my wife, she's a piece of dog shit compared to Christ.
Yeah, she sucks compared to God.
It's so weird.
Like, this is like the definition of virtue signaling.
This is your fucking marriage announcement about the woman you're gonna spend the rest of your life with that presumably you are in love with and, you know, he says later she's like my best friend or whatever.
It's like, why do you have to, like, talk about God in every sentence here?
It seems fake.
It seems forced.
It reminds me of why I stopped going to church in the first place.
Yeah, I have to pee so bad.
Yeah, so okay, if your goal is to end premarital sex in America, yeah, I think posting a hot woman talking about how much she liked premarital sex is definitely the way to do it.
It's definitely going to get everybody on your side.
Yeah, good goal to have in general, I think.
I do want to say, you know, because I don't think it's really fair to put this all ... I think that women take the brunt of this type of thing.
It's not really fair.
I do want the name of the fiance.
I do want to hold him accountable.
I think people need to understand that he is not only a sinner, but an aggressor of sin.
As we saw, by the way, he tried to bring her back.
She was just trying to get ready.
I do want to hold him accountable for this.
I think it's not fair that she's going through this alone.
Yeah, I mean behind every prostitute is a pimp, and they're both equally evil.
Yeah, yeah, it's the way it goes.
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