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Small Town Protest
00:05:08
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| This one's called Death Chat 500. | |
| Death Chat 500 | |
| Death Chat 500 Definitely not the song I thought it was. | |
| Already awful. | |
| Already so insufferable. | |
| Like, what would you even call this? | |
| Like a ballad? | |
| Like, what's the vibe of this fucking song? | |
| Okay, so the music video is... | |
| In front of a courthouse with the American flag over it. | |
| It's where a while superimposed images of the BLM uprising and George Floyd protests, particularly the violent parts and the the arsonist parts. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You see what this song is about now? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, try it. | |
| Hey, BLM, come try that over here again, just like a conservative boomer meme. | |
| Basically, please, please come here and give me an excuse to kill you. | |
| Please try that in my small town where there are no black people. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Try that in a small town where you guys don't live and wouldn't want to protest because it wouldn't make sense. | |
| Also, in this like fantasy, this fantasy small town where black people don't exist. | |
| Well, there are some, I mean, but it's like, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, so let's get into the, let's get into this some more here. | |
| I think the guitarist is playing Mark Tremonti's signature Ibanez. | |
| I feel like you can't be like a big, a big, uh, big guitar player and playing someone else's signature guitar. | |
| Tremonti's to God. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did the cops do that more than anybody? | |
| Didn't we? | |
| Is there more footage of the cops doing that? | |
| That's a good point. | |
| No, Tony. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Your memory must be screwed because I remember at least one million older people getting run up from behind by a black youth playing the knockout game. | |
| The knockout game, which is, of course, what this is a fucking reference to. | |
| You love it. | |
| In fucking 2023, a hit country song referencing the knockout game. | |
| I mean, it just shows like these people never move on. | |
| They sometimes forget, but they rarely move on that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Tyler Briggins in the chat says that somebody like collected how all the clips are from other countries and stuff. | |
| Oh, are they really Ukraine? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I'm not. | |
| I'm not surprised. | |
| Years ago. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Haven't they like defended this by saying, well, these were all the actual videos from BLM protests. | |
| So. | |
| Probably. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think I'm more inclined to believe the man standing in front of a courthouse instead of trying to burn it down, Tony. | |
| That is a banger for an opening line. | |
| Sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk. | |
| See how not hard country is? | |
| I kind of just nailed it. | |
| Bring all your kids into our public pool. | |
| Try that in a small town. | |
| Carjacking old lady at a red light. | |
| All the members of the band are wearing aviators. | |
| At night. | |
| in front of the courthouse. | |
| We're showing video of a girl walking by a parade of fucking stormtrooping riot cops and she was flipping each and every one of them off It was fantastic. | |
| I really like picking on the owner of a liquor store. | |
| Like, adding the owner part's really funny, because they weren't talking about the person you're robbing, the person who's working there. | |
| When you rob the person working there, you're robbing the owner of a liquor store. | |
| You're basically picking on them. | |
| Well, there is some sort of like what do you model minority stuff that goes on with like liquor liquor store owners, you know? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Rooftop Koreans. | |
| Rooftop Koreans, obviously. | |
| That's that's what he's thinking of. | |
| That's totally. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're like sad. | |
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00:00:26
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| It's just crying. | |
| You're so lucky you didn't do it here. | |
| You're so lucky you didn't do that here. | |
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