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July 24, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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Try That In A Small Town (preview)
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This one's called Death Chat 500.
Death Chat 500
Death Chat 500 Definitely not the song I thought it was.
Already awful.
Already so insufferable.
Like, what would you even call this?
Like a ballad?
Like, what's the vibe of this fucking song?
Okay, so the music video is...
In front of a courthouse with the American flag over it.
It's where a while superimposed images of the BLM uprising and George Floyd protests, particularly the violent parts and the the arsonist parts.
Yeah.
You see what this song is about now?
Yeah.
Yeah, try it.
Hey, BLM, come try that over here again, just like a conservative boomer meme.
Basically, please, please come here and give me an excuse to kill you.
Please try that in my small town where there are no black people.
Exactly.
Try that in a small town where you guys don't live and wouldn't want to protest because it wouldn't make sense.
Also, in this like fantasy, this fantasy small town where black people don't exist.
Well, there are some, I mean, but it's like, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so let's get into the, let's get into this some more here.
I think the guitarist is playing Mark Tremonti's signature Ibanez.
I feel like you can't be like a big, a big, uh, big guitar player and playing someone else's signature guitar.
Tremonti's to God.
Yeah.
Did the cops do that more than anybody?
Didn't we?
Is there more footage of the cops doing that?
That's a good point.
No, Tony.
I don't know.
Your memory must be screwed because I remember at least one million older people getting run up from behind by a black youth playing the knockout game.
The knockout game, which is, of course, what this is a fucking reference to.
You love it.
In fucking 2023, a hit country song referencing the knockout game.
I mean, it just shows like these people never move on.
They sometimes forget, but they rarely move on that.
Yeah.
Tyler Briggins in the chat says that somebody like collected how all the clips are from other countries and stuff.
Oh, are they really Ukraine?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not surprised.
Years ago.
I don't know.
Haven't they like defended this by saying, well, these were all the actual videos from BLM protests.
So.
Probably.
I don't know.
I think I'm more inclined to believe the man standing in front of a courthouse instead of trying to burn it down, Tony.
That is a banger for an opening line.
Sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk.
See how not hard country is?
I kind of just nailed it.
Bring all your kids into our public pool.
Try that in a small town.
Carjacking old lady at a red light.
All the members of the band are wearing aviators.
At night.
in front of the courthouse.
We're showing video of a girl walking by a parade of fucking stormtrooping riot cops and she was flipping each and every one of them off It was fantastic.
I really like picking on the owner of a liquor store.
Like, adding the owner part's really funny, because they weren't talking about the person you're robbing, the person who's working there.
When you rob the person working there, you're robbing the owner of a liquor store.
You're basically picking on them.
Well, there is some sort of like what do you model minority stuff that goes on with like liquor liquor store owners, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Rooftop Koreans.
Rooftop Koreans, obviously.
That's that's what he's thinking of.
That's totally.
Yeah.
They're like sad.
It sucks so bad to have a sad song about doing, yeah, public executions, public vigilante trials by popular demand.
It's just crying.
You're so lucky you didn't do it here.
You're so lucky you didn't do that here.
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