Minion Death Cult - Try That In A Small Town (preview)
Aired: 2023-07-24
Duration: 05:34


=== Small Town Protest (05:08) ===

[00:00:00]  This one's called Death Chat 500.
[00:00:02]  Death Chat 500
[00:00:31]  Death Chat 500 Definitely not the song I thought it was.
[00:00:38]  Already awful.
[00:00:40]  Already so insufferable.
[00:00:42]  Like, what would you even call this?
[00:00:45]  Like a ballad?
[00:00:48]  Like, what's the vibe of this fucking song?
[00:00:52]  Okay, so the music video is...
[00:00:56]  In front of a courthouse with the American flag over it.
[00:00:59]  It's where a while superimposed images of the BLM uprising and George Floyd protests, particularly the violent parts and the the arsonist parts.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:12]  You see what this song is about now?
[00:01:14]  Yeah.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, try it.
[00:01:19]  Hey, BLM, come try that over here again, just like a conservative boomer meme.
[00:01:25]  Basically, please, please come here and give me an excuse to kill you.
[00:01:29]  Please try that in my small town where there are no black people.
[00:01:33]  Exactly.
[00:01:33]  Try that in a small town where you guys don't live and wouldn't want to protest because it wouldn't make sense.
[00:01:41]  Also, in this like fantasy, this fantasy small town where black people don't exist.
[00:01:47]  Well, there are some, I mean, but it's like, yeah.
[00:01:52]  Okay.
[00:01:52]  Okay, so let's get into the, let's get into this some more here.
[00:01:57]  I think the guitarist is playing Mark Tremonti's signature Ibanez.
[00:02:08]  I feel like you can't be like a big, a big, uh, big guitar player and playing someone else's signature guitar.
[00:02:17]  Tremonti's to God.
[00:02:18]  Yeah.
[00:02:19]  Did the cops do that more than anybody?
[00:02:28]  Didn't we?
[00:02:29]  Is there more footage of the cops doing that?
[00:02:31]  That's a good point.
[00:02:32]  No, Tony.
[00:02:34]  I don't know.
[00:02:35]  Your memory must be screwed because I remember at least one million older people getting run up from behind by a black youth playing the knockout game.
[00:02:44]  The knockout game, which is, of course, what this is a fucking reference to.
[00:02:48]  You love it.
[00:02:49]  In fucking 2023, a hit country song referencing the knockout game.
[00:02:54]  I mean, it just shows like these people never move on.
[00:02:58]  They sometimes forget, but they rarely move on that.
[00:03:02]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  Tyler Briggins in the chat says that somebody like collected how all the clips are from other countries and stuff.
[00:03:10]  Oh, are they really Ukraine?
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, I'm not.
[00:03:13]  I'm not surprised.
[00:03:13]  Years ago.
[00:03:16]  I don't know.
[00:03:16]  Haven't they like defended this by saying, well, these were all the actual videos from BLM protests.
[00:03:22]  So.
[00:03:23]  Probably.
[00:03:23]  I don't know.
[00:03:24]  I think I'm more inclined to believe the man standing in front of a courthouse instead of trying to burn it down, Tony.
[00:03:31]  That is a banger for an opening line.
[00:03:33]  Sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk.
[00:03:36]  See how not hard country is?
[00:03:38]  I kind of just nailed it.
[00:03:41]  Bring all your kids into our public pool.
[00:03:44]  Try that in a small town.
[00:03:49]  Carjacking old lady at a red light.
[00:03:53]  All the members of the band are wearing aviators.
[00:03:56]  At night.
[00:03:57]  in front of the courthouse.
[00:03:58]  We're showing video of a girl walking by a parade of fucking stormtrooping riot cops and she was flipping each and every one of them off It was fantastic.
[00:04:15]  I really like picking on the owner of a liquor store.
[00:04:18]  Like, adding the owner part's really funny, because they weren't talking about the person you're robbing, the person who's working there.
[00:04:24]  When you rob the person working there, you're robbing the owner of a liquor store.
[00:04:27]  You're basically picking on them.
[00:04:29]  Well, there is some sort of like what do you model minority stuff that goes on with like liquor liquor store owners, you know?
[00:04:37]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:38]  Rooftop Koreans.
[00:04:39]  Rooftop Koreans, obviously.
[00:04:42]  That's that's what he's thinking of.
[00:04:44]  That's totally.
[00:04:44]  Yeah.
[00:04:46]  They're like sad.

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