I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View
People are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast. We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and what does it say about the movement at large? Following in the same vein, we look at another new conspiracy theory: the WEF is planning on banning fashion. You will dress blandly, and you will like it. Get bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: The Mars Volta - Soothsayer
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If I was really forced to do a UPS Teamsters update this week, it would just be me talking about how fucking maddening the Facebook group is.
How, like, me trying to communicate with just, like, some of the meanest and stupidest people possible.
Like, I've never had so many crying laughing emojis posted at me in my life.
Than when I argue that part-time labor is actually valuable to a company.
I suppose I could have read the pro Teamsters rap that somebody posted into a Facebook group, but I think that would probably count as UPS propaganda.
That would probably like work against The Teamsters.
So that's that's going to be on Death Chat 500 this week.
Tune into Death Chat 500, where you'll be getting a preview of the pro Teamsters rap posted by what looks to be like a 40 year old white guy.
Got to keep that one behind the paywall.
It's too powerful.
UPS can't know that you have that ready to use yet.
They can't know that you have weapons that that strong yet.
They got to, you know, got to be able to hold that one for later.
What if Teamsters had our very own Tom McDonald?
I think it might go a little something like that.
Yeah, it's bad.
Yo, Carol Tomei, we ain't here to play.
I just made that up.
That's not part of the official Teamsters rap.
But yeah, no, let's move on to the show because we have breaking news.
This is just, you know, a national event.
A white woman got upset on a plane.
People probably have seen this, and so I thought, why not bring one of the foremost experts in upset white women, Travis View from QAnon Anonymous.
Thank you so much for joining us, Travis.
Alexander, Tony, thank you so much for having me on to discuss the state of white women today.
Yeah, absolutely.
You've seen this video, right?
This video went viral on TikTok and it taps into some, I guess, pretty standard conspiracy theories or like vague conspiracy theories.
We'll go ahead and listen to it right now.
But I think just people catching it, like seeing somebody have this conspiracy and expressing it in the wild was just fascinating for a lot of people.
And I think that's maybe one of the reasons why it caught on.
But let's go ahead and watch this video.
Say whatever you want!
I'm telling you I'm getting the fuck off!
And there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off!
And everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it!
I don't give two fucks!
But I am telling you right now!
That motherfucker back there is not real!
And you can sit on this plane and you can fucking die with them or not!
I'm not going to.
That's actually just a video of me leaving a group of fake friends.
It's an epidemic.
There's no more real ones.
Where are the real ones?
I look around and all I see is fake.
Yeah, there are lots of amazing elements to that video.
Number one, the fact that when she points to the back of the plane, the person who's filming just whips back to see who it is.
And of course, you see everyone else's head turned to see who she's talking about.
I think the reason why this went so viral is because she is so obviously having some kind of breakdown that's causing her to be very emphatic and serious.
Her voice is cracking.
It's like she's she's obviously not like playing around.
She's she's she she she really did feel like she saw something.
So that's just that caused everyone to at least take her, you know, listen to her in the moment.
And that's a pretty tense moment anyways, because the plane's about to take off, right?
Is the plane in the air or is it about to take off?
It seems like it's in the air.
I mean, you know, I did about as much research as everybody else commenting on this, so I feel pretty, you know, capable.
It sounds like, I don't know, you can hear machinery going and she says, stop the plane.
So I think...
Pull it over.
I think it might be going.
There's an element in that situation where I would be, if she would have just said, Hey, I got a fucked up feeling.
We've got to get out of this plane.
I would probably be pretty inclined to listen to her actually.
But I also, but I do have to turn around and see who the fake motherfucker is.
I need to see like, cause if there might be a real person back there and I just need to see anything.
I don't know what, I needed to see nothing or anything.
I would have to, cause I don't know if I'm staying on that plane or not myself, you know?
Yeah, see, I started this thinking, oh, okay, saying that guy's not real, like, that's a pretty vague accusation.
But I think you're right, Tony.
I think that's maybe even too specific.
Because if, like you said, she was like, oh, you know, I got a bad feeling about this.
Well, that could mean a lot of things.
That could confirm a lot of different biases.
But when she says, that guy is not real, well, now it's just a fun story.
Yeah.
The camera work, though, like you said, Travis, is beautiful.
The camera's on her, and she says, that motherfucker back there is not real, and she points, and, like, the world's attention shifts to the back of the plane.
It's fantastic.
There's some guy back there wearing fake Jordans being like, why is she doing this?
Why is she doing like this?
Why is she calling you out?
I thought these were really good replicas.
I had no idea.
Fuck!
She's calling me out in front of everybody.
Yeah, these face tattoos, they're fresh, but they're not my first tattoos.
The way that I saw this, now we don't have to take a long sidebar here, but the way that I saw this, it was shared by this guy, Dom Luker?
Are you familiar with this guy, Travis?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This guy has been big trouble on Elon's Twitter.
He's been kind of like the biggest sort of like conspiracist gaining steam.
And he just basically he recycles every conspiracy theory of the last five years and just repackages it.
And he's able to build quite a following by doing that.
Yeah, he always pops, he pops up into my feed, you know, cause like my for you tab is just like Elon's id, you know, it's, it's, I, I can't help it.
I'm sucked into it.
Um, and I see this guy a lot and normally what I, what I first started seeing him, uh, where he would go on these epic threads where the top tweet would be something like, here's proof about how racist the Republicans are.
And then the follow-up threads would all be about how racist Democrats actually are.
Dang, that's pretty genius.
So he would like go viral off a contrarian sort of post, you know, on either side and then, you know, just totally debunk it by saying, did you know that the Democrats started the KKK?
Um, what was, uh, like another one was like, here's why, because Dom Luker is a, is a young black man.
He's like, he's, he's like half HOTEP, half like right-wing conspiracy theorists.
And I know like, there's a lot of overlap with that in, in general, but he's, he's a branded MAGA Republican guy.
Um, he's, he wants to like get a speaking gig at CPAC, which he, he just might, um, But yeah, he does these threads like, uh, I think abortion is good and, and more black people actually should abort their kids.
And then like down thread, it'll be something about how, uh, the black market for organ harvesting, uh, the more pigment you have in your organs, the more valuable the organs are actually.
Your organs?
It's not, it's not the melanin in my skin.
It's really the melanin in like, in like my, my kidneys that's really doing it for me.
That's where the melanin really shines.
Yeah, he's just, he's amazing.
So he, I saw this tweet just in fire emoji, siren emoji, just in a passenger of this viral video is stating that this female believes she was sitting next to some sort of quote reptilian man in a green hoodie on this plane.
Um, is this the conspiracy theory that jumped to your mind pretty quickly, Travis, when, when you first saw this video, it kind of, it kind of clicked with me.
Oh, this is like a reptilian thing.
Yeah, yeah.
In fact, you know, I actually, you know, for for the live show that we did for the QAnon Anonymous podcast, we actually broke down the history of the reptilian conspiracy theory, which posits that basically that the evil elites who control the world aren't, you know, just a
Particular class of people but rather extraterrestrials who are reptiles and part of that theory is basically is that they're everywhere and they're shapeshifters and they there are some people who believe that they can they can actually see underneath the illusion of these reptilians and you could tell this by The way that their eyes blink, for example.
They claim that their eyes close like an elevator door rather than up and down.
Or they can just sort of see their face get wobbly because they're sort of tricking people with the illusion of being human.
Did you know, actually, I have that power too.
If I wrap my hands around my throat and squeeze for 45 seconds, I begin to see the world beneath the veil, beneath the shadows.
I can see people's faces blurring, making movements nobody should be able to make.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
In fact, there's there used to be, you know, before for you to like really crack down harder on conspiracy content, there used to be a whole class of like of videos of like like here's like here's like a Rothschild.
And if you look very closely, you can see his eyes blinking the wrong way.
And it's like you'd watch the video like I don't see it, man.
But there are all these comments who claim that like, yes, he totally is proves that he's a reptilian.
But yeah, yeah, this is this is clearly some if it feels like this is poor woman probably having in the moment some sort of schizophrenic breakdown.
And she went viral.
Yeah, that's always what you what you want to happen in your hardest moments.
It is unfortunate because in order for me to see shadow people or reptiles, I need to go on a pretty hard bender.
It's going to be about the 50th hour before I start seeing those people.
Good for her that she can have that superpower right away.
That's actually why I stopped drinking.
It just got too expensive to see the hat man.
It's like, what's the point anymore?
It takes me six hours.
No thanks.
The blinking sideways thing, that's just from Men in Black, right?
Or did Men in Black take that from conspiracy theories?
That's a really good question.
There's a long tradition of conspiracists just straight up stealing ideas from movies.
Like the whole idea of Adrenochrome came from the Hunter S. Thompson movie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
So, I mean, there's lots of people, like conspiracists famously, they think that like Monsters, Inc.
is telling the true story of like Adrenochrome or whatever.
But but yeah, so I mean, I actually don't know if that if it if I wouldn't surprise me if they got that just straight up from Men in Black.
Like, do do reptiles blink sideways?
They do have that like second lid underneath.
And I think that's where Men in Black got it from.
So maybe they're just pulling.
I think they do.
Yeah, I think I think I actually do remember seeing like a crocodile documentary.
At least they have like one extra lid underneath the other two lids.
I have a bearded dragon and that motherfucker has eyelashes.
Some of them have regular eyelids.
They just have a second thing maybe.
I'm just saying I don't think the reptile people need those lenses.
I think they can have regular.
Eyes.
They're just showing off.
You hear people talk about dilating funny and that's definitely a thing lizards do.
Like a diamond dilating instead of a circle.
Hmm interesting, but that's that's the only thing I can I can attach for real lizards like the one I have So this video that he's talking about Dom lucre here Doesn't lucre doesn't lucre mean like ill-gotten money Yeah, cool good name for yourself, dude Yeah This video that he's talking about is another TikTok that somebody made who said, oh, I was also sitting next to, uh, the weird non-real man and yeah, he blinked sideways.
Uh, this went extremely viral.
Uh, and yeah, it's just fake.
It's just the guy, like, I think in the, in the caption of the video that he made said it was fake.
And then he made another video where he made the caption says, this is fake, idiots.
I'm, I'm, I'm, and it's, I don't know.
I like, he claims that he was trying to see how gullible people are, which It's fine.
I just, um, you're just having fun.
There's no need to be like, well, I wanted to prove a point.
Shut the fuck up.
You just wanted to have some fun online.
Everyone's ready to post the truth, but once they come to your door and tell you to change your caption, you know, what are you going to do?
I will die for my captions.
This is some of the most important things I ever do are the captions I put on these posts.
I just want to do a social experiment that happens to involve giving me a lot of attention and clout.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I think I like about this post a lot is all the extra details that are added on top of it.
Like that, that the problem with that video for everyone, obviously, is that it does end too soon.
Like it just ends.
And like we want to know, we want to know more from her.
We want to ask her some questions.
But this guy is like, no, it's a quote reptile person in a green hoodie.
Like, did we see her say there's a reptile in a green hoodie back there?
Like, that's not happening, right?
He just put that in there.
No, because there was another video of people saying, here's another angle so you can actually see the guy she's talking about.
And that is a totally different video from, like, Last year of a guy in a green hoodie just looking forward, you could see the tops of his eyes.
And so then you get a ton of analysis about a random guy in a hoodie from a different plane where they're like, something's off with his eyes.
He just looks dead inside.
And he's like, I'm on a plane, motherfucker.
Of course, I'm dead inside.
Some guy last year wore a green hoodie on a plane and just had no idea that in a year, a couple of years or whatever, he was going to become the reptile man in the center of a conspiracy.
Speaking of this passenger, though, people are like, well, okay, even if the green hoodie guy, even if that's not him, why haven't we seen the passenger that she's talking about?
Isn't that kind of strange that nobody saw the guy she's talking about?
Like Molly Smash here, I'll give it for an example, says, everyone who filmed this somehow missed filming the person she sat next to.
That's what I found strange.
And again, it's like a long plane that she's at the front of and she vaguely gestures back like, you know, 12 rows to wherever she was sitting.
And all you're seeing is like the tops of people's heads, like all you would see.
I don't know.
It's not a conspiracy that you can't tell.
You didn't get like what seat number she was with like a glowing indicator over her seatmate.
No, her vague sort of gesture and panicked voice wasn't enough to pinpoint exactly who she was talking about.
And here, these guys also, I think these are the replies to Dom.
Suga Cain says, they do have a pic of him and people on the plane said he was just sitting there like he was frozen the whole time she was freaking out.
No emotion and never said a word.
Now, I don't know about you, but I would have at least said, quote, I don't know what the fuck wrong with her, end quote, or something.
I would have at least said, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her.
In protest when they're calling you fake, like he's fake.
Hey, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her.
She's full of shit.
No, absolutely not.
I am very real.
If it were me, I would have simply turned around with everybody else.
Who?
Who are we all talking about?
Who's fake?
I want to know.
Personally, I wouldn't stand for that.
I would just blink normally to prove I'm human and be done with it.
And then, yeah, right below her, Vanna says, I was thinking the same thing, and why isn't the guy mad that she had a whole fit?
He didn't speak, stand up, nothing, dot dot dot, like he wasn't there, and she was complaining about nobody.
Crying emoji.
And it's like, yeah, she's impugning you.
She's definitely not having a mental breakdown that you don't want to be further involved in.
You should stand up and try to fight her.
You should, you should challenge her to a duel.
Yeah.
Make it a big thing.
She says, I don't know what this woman is talking about.
I am a real human being, everybody.
Yeah.
Everyone like, Oh, if you were real, can you sweat?
Can you sweat for us right now?
Can I feel your sweat?
Okay, so there was another... Oh, no, no, no.
We gotta look at this.
You've probably seen this, Travis.
People noticed at one point in the video, she raises two of her fingers, and the other hand, two fingers pointing down.
It's the first thing I noticed.
Yeah, and they're saying, oh, look, she's Baphomet.
And I don't know if... Is Baphomet doing the hand up, hand down thing, Travis?
Uh, yeah, yeah, I think so.
That's enough pictures, but also we have here, uh, the, the, the hermetic saying as, as, uh, as below, uh, so below, uh, so yeah, trying to accuse her of being in the occult because she is pointing with two fingers instead of one.
But yeah, that's, that's pretty weak.
And it's also super, it's also superimposed over a Star of David.
The, the, what they're trying to, this, whatever satanic message they're trying to tie her to, uh, is, it's like an illustration.
It looks like a, you know, like a tattoo, a very anti-Semitic, uh, tattoo.
So if she's like Baphomet and some sort of, you know, occultist, wouldn't that mean that whoever the not real motherfucker back there is, is actually some like extremely righteous, pure person, good person?
Well, Alejandro who appears to be a doctor in his profile photo Alejandro is the one who posted this and says distractions So it might not even be about a passenger Tony.
They just want to get your attention.
They just want to distract you Wow That's, sometimes you do gotta make a ruckus.
I've seen many movies where someone makes a ruckus over one side.
I was watching West Shower the other day.
And, you know, Chris Tucker makes a big ruckus so that Jackie Chan can, in fact, infiltrate the back of the, of the gambling establishment.
So yeah, this might be what they were doing.
Hmm.
This, this seems like, uh, I don't know, this seems like bad, what is it called?
Like, like, bad pool.
Like, unfair, she's...
Going out on a limb and expressing to the world her theory about what's going on, and then you're just going to call her a distraction and say that she is actually in on it?
I think, I don't know.
I think that that's unfair.
I think we see this a lot from conspiracists is that they, it's like whenever, whenever one of their own basically starts to become an embarrassment, they always disown them.
We saw this with the Q shaman, for example, after, after the, uh, the, the riot, uh, there are lots of people said like, Oh, he's Antifa.
And, uh, you know, they said that it's like, it's like, he's a false flag or he's a fed.
And like, they just immediately started creating all these conspiracy theories about him because in that moment he was kind of embarrassing.
I guess that is kind of the thing about conspiracy theorists.
They're good at that one thing.
thing.
You know, if you're a if you're a hammer, you know, everything looks like a nail.
Yeah, you see that with not just when they're embarrassing, like on an aesthetic level, but also embarrassing on a political level, like with Patriotic Front.
How just the right-wing stance on Patriotic Front is that they're fake, they're feds, they're antifa, they're not real.
Who could possibly want to get together and overthrow the globo-homo order?
That's not what we want to do at all.
They're definitely feds.
But yeah, so you see this, you see the screenshot for doing the fingers.
So that also must mean something.
And then, but we have a little infighting here because Salt King replies.
Let me get it so you guys can see it.
Her thumbs are closed.
Not the same.
She's, she's seen something.
So she's for real.
Cause her thumbs are closed.
Yeah.
As opposed to open.
She has actually seen something.
Yeah.
We have to defend the truth tellers here.
You know, people are going to try to tell her down because she is trying to expose something.
So we do have to defend her.
I respect that.
Those, yeah, those thumbs are not the same.
I liked this, this one.
This is just a meme here.
Um, Indigo sapphire hack.
I don't know what hack means.
I know indigo is probably like a reference to indigo children You know what beings that are like humans that are primed to operate on a higher wavelength possibly of like alien ancestry Sapphire that's just a cool gem hack.
I don't I don't know.
I don't know which HAK She posted a meme that shows the other woman freaking out on the plane surrounded by I don't know, like action figures, like lizard mummy action figures or something, or maybe these are from a video game.
And then she's also got a tree frog sitting on her shoulder, like a cute little, cute little rainforest tree frog sitting on her shoulder.
And top text, impact font says, when it's your first time on board Air Force One, bottom text, and you find out who really rules you.
Yeah.
She can see him.
Is the joke like, so she saw this on a regular plane.
Imagine what she would see on Air Force One.
Yeah, she probably would have had an even bigger freak out on Air Force One.
She probably wouldn't have gone on Air Force One.
She's probably smarter than that.
I love, like, even these people having to, like, make excuses for Joe Biden.
Like, you're so deep in the conspiracy that you can't just admit, like, Joe Biden's just a rich, old, connected politician.
It has to be reptiles on top of that.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Okay, this is an explanation that I liked here.
Not quite reptilians, but demons.
Fox Spirit Willie says demons are going visible.
Going to happen more and more as we move toward beast system.
Wait, beast system sounds sick.
Beast system sounds like something that would be advertised on the Joe Rogan podcast.
Yeah, if I had to guess it sounds like he's talking about the the claim that there's going to be a mark of the beast that everyone will have to have on their hand or their forehead and without which no one can buy or sell anything.
A lot of people think that this is going to be some sort of microchips is based upon some quotes from the Book of Revelation.
So yeah, so thinking that so as we enter into the book, the end times as predicted in the Book of Revelation, just the demons are going to start just just showing up to you on planes.
They're going to relax.
They're not going to keep their demon disguised anymore.
They're going to like they're going to it's a long flight.
They can't be non-demon the entire time.
So they're going to, you know, they're just going to let the masks slip so they could have a drink and relax with the rest of us.
It's nice after like a long day of corrupting pure Christians to just go visible mode, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take a load off.
They're trying to like normalize these demons taking up space.
And it's, you know, you need to be aware of before, you know, there's going to be people, there's going to be like demon spreading.
They're going to be just like legs all splayed open, taking up all the room.
It's just another step in normalizing it.
It's it's scary Okay, this one was really good.
This one was from Joseph Joseph Cardelli who says I'm going to view this from two different standpoints One I'm a bartender when she says quote and I'm telling you right now She sounds slow and slurred Okay.
Fine.
She was drunk.
I could get with that.
Two.
I am also a human behavioral consultant.
Women have a sixth sense.
She may be on to something.
Depends on what spirit is speaking.
Is that a pun?
Depends on which spirit.
Whether it's the feminine spirit or the spirit of JD.
Yeah yeah that's I do I hope it is a pun um I mean I I was a bartender for a very long time um uh and I never no one ever said there was like a fake motherfucker back there or saw demons or I never had a bounce a demon Let me ask you, what did you moonlight as a human behavioral consultant?
Did people come to you and ask you, listen, we can't make sense of these humans.
Could you help us?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Who are you consulting?
Are you consulting for the reptilians?
Are you helping them be more human?
Who is this guy?
I was bartending to put myself through human behavioral consulting school, so they never overlapped, really.
Okay, okay.
That's why you got tipped so well.
You just told the customer then, they were like, ooh, I feel like I'm providing a service here.
Well, what I've found is often when people get drunk, the truth comes out.
Mmm.
That's true.
People's tongue gets a little loose.
I'm more inclined to believe her if you say she was drunk.
Frankly.
Yeah, that makes sense.
This one was great too.
Dub Sif says, some kind of staged nonsense to hype secret invasion?
The Disney Channel?
Or the Disney Plus Marvel TV Show?
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Isn't there one that's called that?
Yeah, it's brand new.
It's called the whatever.
Synergy, dude.
Wow.
Wow.
The person with the camera was so lucky to have her turn around right in the scene to finish her monologue.
Plus they reset the camera between two passengers before she steps back into the center of the shot.
All that and the quick look back feels professional and planned.
You're just reacting to somebody who knows how to work an iPhone, buddy.
Yeah.
I love about this is that it's a woman who says that she saw something fake and it's like caused everyone else to see it to wonder whether or not what we're seeing is fake.
Like in a way, we're all this woman watching the Internet trying to figure out what's fake or what's not.
Absolutely beautiful.
And you're also giving her a lot of a lot of credit if She is because the thing is whatever's going on with her.
I do think she means it Yeah, I do.
I think she believes that whatever's going on with her.
She absolutely believes it and so This guy's like no.
I don't know if you've seen Hollywood, but everyone's very good at acting Even people that we're never gonna see again because she can't she can't make in Hollywood now.
This is her one-time gig You know and like also you think she didn't make any scene before she got to that point in the plane Yeah, there were probably signs.
There was a moment for the phone to be taken out.
I promise, bud.
Okay, so have you seen the other plane video?
Not from this incident, from a totally other incident.
No, I haven't.
Okay.
So this is from another account you're probably familiar with, Dr. Anastasia Maria Lupus.
A British man was allegedly disturbed so badly by the passenger sitting next to him on a plane that he tried to open the door of the plane and leave it whilst it was still in the air.
First a woman in the US, now this.
What is going on?
So before we watch the video, because you're not going to hear my you're just going to hear a guy yelling kind of and then he gets tackled.
What's like most frustrating about this for me?
And I know this is all like just kind of backed up by your own preconceived notions or your own like whatever side of the cultural divide you're on.
But it's so maddening for me.
To see people watch a video of a guy who was, quote, disturbed so badly by the passenger sitting next to him that he tried to open the door of the plane to escape.
And these people's reaction is, what did that other guy do?
I mean, yeah.
We're subjected to videos of non-violent, unarmed people being fucking beaten to death or killed, whatever, and your first, like, these people's response to that is to just be like, well, yeah, they deserved it, or what's the whole context?
You're not identifying with a person that is actually being You know, oppressed and harassed and subjected by a tyrannical state agency, but you are gonna identify with an insane person who wants to open the door of a flying aircraft.
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with these people, man?
Well, I can tell you've never sat next to a crying baby.
Oh yeah.
I love, and like, why would you, I don't know, it just, it kind of shows like how little they think of the people that follow them, or just how stupid they are themselves.
That they're like, oh, this is a good conspiracy theory for me to have my name attached to.
I want to spread the conspiracy theory that the crazy guy who tried to open a door on a plane while it was moving was actually really onto something.
He's actually probably seeing the hidden truths of the world.
We're the coward for not trying to jump out of planes.
Yeah, I've got it.
We're just sitting here podcasting.
We're not even trying to jump out of planes.
We don't even mean it.
I wish I believed in anything that much, you know?
Okay, let's watch the video.
It's just a few seconds long.
Look at everyone filming, man!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, bro.
We got him.
We got him.
Yo!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - I made the mine! - I made the mine! - Yo! - I made the mine! - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! - Yeah, dude, yeah, bro.
We got him, we got him.
- Yo! Yo! - Yo! - So that's it.
So that's all that happened.
Wow.
Somebody had an, had a freak out on a plane.
What did they know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is, this is really weird where everyone's like basically looking at these people who are having obviously very bad mental breaks as sages who understand the nature of reality better than the rest of the normies.
They're seeing themselves in this guy.
They're seeing themselves in these people.
They're like, I am like a cunt hair away from doing this same thing every single day of my life.
Thank you.
Finally, somebody said it.
I mean this video to me is really just dudes being guys like everything about this video is so great like it's a dude who just like has a meltdown has to like his meltdown involves like yelling and the most extreme measure which is I'm jumping out of this plane and then another guy like has to like another guy like stops him so he doesn't go to the door because he said open the door yeah and then another guy's like that guy's not stopping him good enough I have I have to stop him.
Yeah, he backs him up.
Even harder.
I have to, like, harder stop him, and I have to become the one who's stopping him.
That's right.
And, like, everything was so extra.
Because I think that, I don't think the guy was, like, trying that hard once the one guy wrapped him up.
No, no.
The first guy, like, bear hugs him.
The first guy gets up and just meets him and kind of bear hugs him.
And the guy kind of, like, submits to the bear hug.
And then a second guy comes up from behind and, like, tries to tackle them both and rip the other guy's shirt off and shit.
And, like, starts a grappling match.
Who you know is Alpha by his royal blue moisture wicking athletic shirt.
You know that guy's an Alpha.
You know that guy wore that shirt on the plane in case exactly this happens.
Listen, it's like everyone, it's like every guy has had this fantasy of like, you know, taking down the, you know, the school shooter or the terrorist on the plane.
Both these guys saw this guy freaking out.
It's like, now's my chance.
Fuck, finally.
So good.
I noticed something while this was going on.
Did you see how, how glassy eyed and dead inside the flight attendants looked?
See how calm and collected they all looked?
What's going on there?
Well, I think they're experienced flight attendants who've probably dealt with unruly passengers for years.
So they're pretty level-headed.
I don't know.
Now, if I was there, I would have pulled out my concealed weapon and began firing immediately.
So I don't know.
Something doesn't add up here.
It is funny though because there is like I mean someone has to really look into it because I've only seen I've only seen the thing where Freakouts and like altercations and flights have gone up significantly in the past three years But I don't know if anyone's looked into the correlation between like those people's Facebook feeds and their freakouts because there definitely is you know
Because what happened is these last three years there's a moment on the airplane where like you can be oppressed for like either not wearing for like not wearing a mask or even by somebody else wearing a mask or being told to do this told of that but now it's like it I think there's a direct connection between their Facebook feeds and them freaking out you should be able to see your feed before you get on the plane and you can't sit by doors you don't get to sit by any doors
Yes, but it's like, yeah, so if you're like spamming daily wire articles every day on Facebook, maybe, yeah, you shouldn't be in the exit emergency row.
Oh, oh, I know what my duties are in this row.
Don't worry.
I'll carry them out.
Mid-flight.
Um, I loved that you, this is like another great, uh, rationalization of this behavior.
Uh, Minoway says, try to look carefully.
The expression on the person's face is very convincing that something is really bothering him.
Yeah, he's having a very severe mental episode.
Yeah, obviously.
But it's internal to him, more likely than not, than anything that's reflected in reality.
You know what I bet it really was?
I bet it was just his girlfriend saying that, like, maybe he needs to, like, try a little harder and, like, maybe it's time to finally get his shit together.
And he was like, no, no, you don't say that.
I'm going to freak out and jump out of this plane.
And that's actually what happened.
Did anyone see if that was his girlfriend sitting next to him?
Because that's how he was reacting.
Maybe he's just so avoidant.
He just wasn't willing to have the difficult conversation.
So she waited until she was strapped in the plane to have it.
And that just caused him to freak out.
That is like drunk bro behavior, though.
He's like this because he says, this is your time.
You're going to have you're going to get yours.
I'm going to jump out of this plane.
You're going to remember the day you told me that I need to try harder.
There's just something so funny to me about hundreds of thousands of conspiracy theorists like Looking at a guy's face and being like, wow, he really was upset.
There must be something at work here.
I 100% believed in this.
Like these are the people who tell you to do research.
These are the people who, who tell you that they know what's actually going on and have just the utmost faith.
These are the people posting crying, laughing emojis at you while they've contradicted themselves in like in the same sentence twice.
And yet, fully ready to believe a strange woman on the internet, or a strange man on the internet, who was scared, who had a convincing fright.
I'm like, yep, that's my new conspiracy theory.
Somebody was like, well, they were coming back from a rave.
The second plane, they were coming back from like this, where this rave was.
So he was probably on some drugs that, you know, that could be the case.
As the world burns replies, ecstasy doesn't make you trip out.
It makes you hyper aware, if anything.
Any number of other drugs could have made him trip out.
But yeah, if it was ecstasy though, this guy was probably seeing the truth.
Yeah, that's true.
More aware of his surroundings.
He was just mad because the person next to him went and put lotion on him.
He was like, why won't you let me put the lotion on you?
You can put it on me.
It's going to feel great.
Why won't you do this with me?
Uh, we were, we got into an argument over whether there's one or two Rs in plur and he freaked the fuck out.
Talk about not having some responsibility.
That's what, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Um, yeah, and then of course, uh, people think it was the shot.
People think that these people, the only people who think that they're freaking out, uh, they think they're freaking out because of the vaccine.
Uh, Bill, uh, Senior Ryle says, Senior Relay says, I am telling you, it is the side effects from the shot.
And then Wavesurfer replies, I believe that as well.
Insanity everywhere.
And more and more, they only talk about blood cloths in lungs and elsewhere.
Nobody talks about cloths in the brain, which is obviously also a thing.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know much, I don't know much about any of this stuff, but I think the brain blood clots, those are pretty instantly, you're pretty good.
Yeah.
And also, I would put all my money, I would bet everything I have right now on that woman did not get the shot.
Yeah, hey, you could be right.
No, no, this is true.
My best friend's dad, when we were in high school, he had surgery, and everything was fine.
The surgery was a success.
They wheeled him out in a wheelchair into the waiting room, and he stood up, and he instantly tried to get on a plane and break open the emergency exit door from inside.
That's what happens when your brain gets a blood cloth.
You know, this is really funny because like one of the, I guess, documented long-term effects of having COVID is impaired cognitive function.
I read that it could last from like six to nine months.
Bad stuff, you know, stuff can lead to like, you know, poor concentration and like forgetfulness.
And so that obviously does have an effect on your mental well-being much more so than getting a vaccine.
Yeah, I mean, like, how do you think these, oh, how convenient.
The thing that you say is really happening is actually the thing we made up that happens when you get vexing.
Yeah, yeah.
Seems a little convenient to me.
Yeah, so that's, I mean, I, you know what?
I'm not a soothsayer.
I don't pretend to know the future, but we could have more people freaking out on planes.
No, especially since now that we've established as a way to go viral on social media, that's all anybody wants anymore.
People are going to start doing it strategically.
I did see I did see one recently that was like viral that was funny because it was somebody who was trying to do like a TikTok dance down the aisle as they were leaving and someone else just like stood up in front of them to like to leave and they just said like nope and they walked out and like that became viral of course but it was just so good to me I'm like oh you just can't you can't win because I don't think the nope guy wanted to be viral at all I think he just wanted to get the fuck off the plane and didn't want to deal with that guy but it was super funny because like yeah you just don't do anything on a plane
Just chill on a plane.
Because I'm going to record everything.
People can pick up on when you're being cool, and that's when you go viral.
People can sense when you're trying too hard, and you won't go viral.
So just be yourself and you may go viral.
Okay, this is the second one that came across my feed this week.
uh This is a wonderful conspiracy theory.
I'm so happy we have Travis here to look at this with us.
Okay, this is from a website called thepeoplesvoice.tv, but I viewed this as a tweet from WallStreetSilver.
This is like a Stonks guy.
This is like a Reddit Trader Stonks guy.
He's got the avatar.
Says, are you ready for this?
Raised eyebrow emoji.
And there's a screenshot of this article that says, WEF says fashion will be abolished by 2030.
Quote, humans will all wear a uniform.
Have you have you heard this one, Travis?
No, no, I haven't heard this one.
But this is this is literally a Seinfeld bit, isn't it?
About like there's like how in every sci-fi movie, all the aliens wear a silver jumpsuit.
And why don't we have a single uniform for Earth?
Yeah, yeah.
It would be more practical if it had good pockets.
I might be open to the idea.
Yeah, right, but no, no.
This is, you know, this one's new to me.
I don't know.
Klaus Schwab.
We're going to wear the sort of the weird V-suit Klaus Schwab outfit probably.
The idea that it would be at all like futuristic is like, I know that that's that's like, you know, that's a Seinfeld thing, you know, but the idea that it would be futuristic at all like now is so so like funny because it would it would just be like the it would all just wear scrubs.
Do you know how much money fashion makes?
And I do mean everything from high fashion to fast fashion.
Listen to these conspiracies While it is That the real stuff Again that just Slips right by him You don't Do you know how much money Fashion makes And I do mean everything From high fashion To fast fashion Do you know how much money Is made Like Yeah Don't trust me They're not gonna.
Yeah, like Nike's going to sit back and be like, yeah, run it.
Go for it.
We'll make the uniform is the only way that's going to work.
Yeah, this has about as much a chance of happening as like lowering carbon emissions by 50 percent.
No, it would like it would like knock out a quarter of Italy's economy overnight.
They outlawed fashion.
And also, like, I do hate these little fucking kids wearing, like, Balenciaga pants on Instagram and, you know, $2,000 shoes all the time.
But I do, like, they wouldn't let this happen.
They wouldn't let this happen.
I wouldn't let this happen either.
Listen, you can take my entombed Wolverine blues bootleg Weapon X t-shirt off my cold dead corpse.
Yeah.
I'm not giving it up, folks.
Remember your favorite shirt that says Obama can't ban these guns pointing to your arm?
Well, guess what?
The World Economic Forum, they're trying to ban your shirt, bro.
I'd like to see them try.
I'd like to see them try.
They're going to ban fashion.
How are people supposed to know that your girlfriend has a big, scary boyfriend who would die for her?
So, in this screenshot, you can't see it.
This was posted a couple of times.
Huge engagement.
25,000 likes on this post.
Another one.
This same story.
Yeah, the story from The People's Voice.
Let me pull it up here.
It's... It says... W.E.F.
says fashion will be abolished by 2030.
Quote, humans will all wear a uniform.
End quote.
Right below that it says, fact checked.
It has a little like Verified logo its own little verified logo with two check marks, so it looks like it's been double fact-checked as a matter of fact That's what I would believe yeah, I mean, that's what that's that's what good marketing does they put that across.
We know it's very very thorough So I'm not gonna read this whole article The first line, the World Economic Forum has declared that by 2030 fashion will become completely obsolete and all humans will be vegan.
A newly resurfaced report written in 2019 states that humans will only be permitted to buy three items of clothing per year and will be prohibited from buying or consuming meat.
And then if you read the rest of this article, it's nowhere does it say that like they didn't even make something up they're citing You know this like policy proposal that yeah is like whatever they like Capitalist propaganda about how hard they're working to make the planet more sustainable and says that like their goal is Is, uh, three new clothing items per person per year.
Ambitious target in 2030.
Three new clothing items per person per year.
Yeah.
So this is... Well, I mean, from the sound of it, from the sound of it, it sounds like if we're going to have to go vegan and they're not going to, you know, allow the purchase of meat anymore, it sounds like a couple of those options are going to be maybe like a basketball jersey with like a record label and maybe some like some camo pants that you can cut off, but definitely some basketball shorts.
So we might be good.
We might be, we might be okay.
I like, if you read the report, it's like, We want to empower small clothing manufacturers to manufacture more durable and reusable goods with sustainable materials.
You're describing the traditional homesteader wet dream, right?
I know these conspiracy theories reach all corners of reactionary culture and politics, but it seems like a big one is rejection of modernity is foundational or at least something a lot of these people have in common.
Well, yeah, I don't like modernity, but I do love $2 all over print button-up shirts from Azos.com.
Yeah, I hate globalism, but man, I do love $5 shirts from China.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very, very, very interesting web these people weave with their ideologies.
The most telling part or like the most interesting part of this article comes towards the end.
Starting on page 66, the report summarizes what they hope to impose on us.
Remember when, you know, we talk, OK, can you give people, Travis, we've talked about the World Economic Forum before.
Can you give people just a brief overview of the World Economic Forum and what the conspiracy theory is around them?
Yeah, well, yeah, it's it's it's the World Economic Forum, like is a non-governmental lobbying organization that's been around since the 70s.
It was founded by Klaus Schwab.
And it's it I mean it's it's it's a think tank and it really is the new kind of Bilderberg group the Bilderberg group Commentary of Alex Jones was the same kind of thing the elites get together in some European city to talk about the future of the world and And it is, you know, I mean, it is a bunch of wealthy, powerful people talking about the future of humanity, and that is a little bit shady.
But at the same time, these are all rich people, so they aren't planning a communist takeover.
If anything, their goals are the opposite.
It's really more about how to preserve their own power.
But somehow this has been warped into thinking They got in their heads that the billionaires you gather here are really interested in some sort of Marxist one world government rather than just the general preservation of their class.
Yeah, absolutely.
Make no mistake about it, this study they did, this idea they have about trying to reduce consumption of wearables and stuff like that, they're not really trying to save the world.
That's just a thing you do.
It's just a thing that looks good.
It's a good thing.
It's marketing.
It's propaganda, 100%.
So, if you've heard the meme, oh, you'll own nothing and you'll like it, that's the WEF.
That's the World Economic Forum.
That's tied in with BlackRock and other private real estate holdings companies buying up private single-family homes so that you can be a renter forever.
The 15-minute city conspiracy theory is also wrapped up in WEF where you're going to be forced to live in some nightmarish overpopulated city and not be allowed to leave.
World Economic Forum is like, quote, behind a lot of these.
Again, the I want to read this little paragraph here in this article because it's it's illuminating Below our images of their ambitions which require no further comment except to say that all these plans are being made and agreed upon outside the democratic process and in a club eats the bugs to eat the bugs is a clash swab WEF but um
Agreed upon outside the democratic process and in a classic dictatorial manner under false pretenses.
I don't want to get too pedantic or annoying or just like stating the obvious here, but what the WEF is doing is capitalism.
What these wealthy people are doing is they're using their money to influence the world in a way that global capitalism allows them to do and is set up for them to do.
And It is undemocratic.
These plans, whatever, they're good plans, they're bad plans.
I agree with some of the scary anti-WE propaganda they're putting out.
A 15-minute city would be sick.
It'd be great.
But the fact that it's not democratic is accurate.
That's an accurate criticism of what is happening here.
But you can't have democracy, you can't have real democracy under this system.
And I think All of this stuff arises out of, and again I'm like stating the obvious, all of this stuff arises out of left politics being completely blocked out of public discourse.
And just the only time it's discussed is as a boogeyman, as as a boogeyman, where the world's wealthiest people are somehow communists, or it's just not discussed at all, because I think a lot of people could get behind the idea of a democratically controlled economy, an economy that was directed for the benefit of of the people.
Right.
That seems like a very sensible thing.
And these people are Reacting to an undemocratic undemocratic economy, and they're reacting negatively, but we don't they don't have What do you call it like something that's allowed they're not allowed to speak to communism So they come up with this shit Yeah, I don't know that's that's how it seems like a lot of these conspiracy theories arise from just cut off avenues of ideology, you know self-imposed blinkers
Yeah, they don't have the framework to allow them to see.
It's like they do recognize like, wow, these people have just extraordinary amount of power and they're all a big network.
They all come together and like make plans and there's something wrong with that.
They all have something in common.
They all have this shared mutual interest.
Yes, exactly.
It's like, it's like they all, but then, but then yeah, the course is the classic thing where they veer right off course in trying to identify what that actually means.
You're not allowed to say the sensible, logical conclusion you can come to.
So you have to cut, you have to say the stupidest thing possible.
Cause that's, that's all that's left for you.
Yeah.
But if they did, if they banned fashion I think like, Touring bands would cease to exist as we as we know if you were only but allowed to buy three shirts a year Like half of the hardcore bands would just break up.
Oh, yeah more than half.
It wouldn't yeah, it would be impossible I gotta say I didn't clarify now is that three items of clothing doesn't include like socks and underwear because That's just a pair of socks and I said boxers every year.
You know that that you're capped out right there Yeah, and how are we supposed to layer?
I use my socks and underwear as fashion statements, though.
I have a great pair of briefs with galloping horses all over print on them, and that's not up for debate.
That one's not up for grabs.
Sorry, Klaus.
Okay, let's get into some responses here.
I can't tell you how much I love Twitter now that Elon say it really has become the new Facebook it just insane that stuff that Facebook you doesn't allow anymore is just all over Twitter so
On this WallStreetSilver tweet, verified account, saying that WEF fashion is going to be abolished by 2030, the top reply you get to see on the new Twitter is SimArchitect saying, no I'm not ready, so no, but I might terminate my own life voluntarily way before that happens because those things don't usually only come with uniforms and other apparently superficial things.
So the top comment is a guy saying he's going to kill himself because of this fake screenshot he saw.
He did say the part where they did give a date, right?
It did give a date.
It said 2030.
And you know these projects, they get pushed back year after year.
The cost is going to skyrocket.
That's pretty, that's pretty, pretty, um, pretty sad.
Pretty sad.
This is like, um, I think it's, uh, Steve Siska from We Hate, or sorry, Steve Sajak, wow, uh, from We Hate Movies.
There's like, there's a point in all the horror movies they watch where he would just kill himself.
Like, and that's like, that's, you know, you can judge a movie by how quickly that moment would come.
I think that Yeah, the Sim Arc.
He has that same metric.
He's like looking, looking at different policy proposals or like, let me see candidates.
Yeah, let me see your 10 year plan.
What do you got?
Oh, oh, no, no.
That's a suicide for me, dog.
Definitely killing myself if I can't order, you know, a new shirt every month.
That is how he has been mishearing cold dead hands for a while.
He thought they were cold and dead because he killed himself, not because they had to kill him to take it.
It's better to die on the ground than live life on your knees.
It's better to kill yourself than live life on your knees.
Auja Quitra, who has a South Park avatar, says, What would happen is there would be an underground economy of clothing, just as there is for drugs, and you'll find people's homes, parentheses, which they won't own, raided and clothing confiscated and possibly punished by going to prison to make uniforms or be put to death.
That is probably what would happen.
Yeah.
I mean, where are they wearing these black market clothes?
To the underground future raves.
I like the idea of... Like the Matrix orgies in Zion.
But it would be just like shit from Shen, you know?
It'd be like a graphic tee.
Sorry, go ahead Travis.
I like the idea that there's going to be literal fashion police that are going to raid your house like the firemen from Fahrenheit 451 checking your closets frantically to see if you got a new shipment for Amazon or something.
Was there any of that to where it's like, not only are there going to be uniforms, but they're going to be super flamboyant.
No, I know they're going to patch the gay agenda on you.
They're going to make you wear super short shorts and crop tops.
I actually saw the opposite.
I saw these right-wing conspiracy theorists celebrating the WEF imposing uniforms because at least those drag queens are going to have to wear bland clothing.
It's still going to be femme clothing.
It's just going to be bland.
Hey, well, you know, sure, you know, I might lose all my buying and buying privileges, which are my only privileges in America.
But at least those drag queens, they won't have like a feather boa.
They won't be able to buy their fourth feather boa this year.
Oh man, this is so fucking funny.
Yeah, it is.
It's like Fahrenheit 451 or equilibrium.
Clothing, it just inspires emotion in people.
You're like a red dress on a woman.
My God.
It reminds me that I'm human.
Yeah, it's like, it's why the steak tastes like steak, you know?
Think about it.
I'm picturing like a TikTok, the TikTok video I would make if I believed this conspiracy theory where it's just like I'm on my knees and there's like makeup smeared down my face and I'm like crying a little bit and like somebody off screen says, do you forsake your bedazzled stonewashed bootcut jeans?
And I would say, I would, like, bravely look up and say, no.
No.
They would say, citizen!
Put on your carpenter chinos, your double knee, uh, boxy carpenter chinos.
And I would say, I won't do it.
You know, and then you hear a gunshot, but then, like, the chaos clears and I wake up into a, like, brightly lit TJ Maxx.
You know, like, it's all still here.
I can still get it all in clearance.
There's like a slouchy top in every color for me.
Yeah.
I would have never bought this shirt if it wasn't $7, but I'm doing it because it's $7.
Oh, and then while this is happening, there's like a mournful coffeehouse version of David Bowie's fashion playing over the TikTok.
Like the movie trailer version?
Yeah, the movie trailer version or like the TV theme song version.
Yeah.
So many good responses here.
Clay Martin, so it says like, are you prepared?
Wall Street says, are you ready for this when WAF's gonna take your fucking fashion away?
Clay Martin says, was already planning on it.
And he posts a meme, like a Fashwave meme, which I don't know, how do you describe this filter, Tony?
It looks like a 90s, like you're looking at a 90s VHS or something, like the horizontal hold is a little off.
It's from the Patriot.
It's Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
With his back up against a tree where he's firing at the British, you know, guerrilla style.
The meme says, vote from the tree line.
Period.
So when he was already planning on it, he was saying like, Oh, he's already going to take your fashion away?
No, I think he's already going to kill Klaus Schwab.
He's like working on it.
Yeah.
And this is actually my fit I'm going to wear to do it, so you can't take that away from me.
I will wear era-appropriate revolutionary war gear.
Yeah, you just look like a pirate.
It's fucking awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to find, like, actual cotton goods that aren't, you know, have a polyester blend?
Polyester wasn't invented, you know, until the 50s.
Like, this is... It's hard to find that authentic stuff.
I saw another response that was like, oh, uniforms?
You mean like these?
And it showed two army snipers.
I mean, yeah, kind of.
Yes, being a fucking US soldier is a lot like being programmed by a totalitarian government.
But yeah, they just want to do extrajudicial killings.
And they're also like, oh, well, I don't have to worry about it.
I already have all this gear.
That too.
I don't even know government handouts, okay?
I already have all my operator gear.
Man, I wish The Patriot was more deranged.
It's not really that... I've tried, I've seen it a lot, and I've tried watching it, you know, on the pretense maybe there's an episode there, and we might still cover it, and I could be wrong, but like the most... I do own it on DVD now because of that, so...
The most deranged part is where he melts down his son's tin soldiers into musket balls and kills the British with it.
That's a pretty pivotal moment.
I feel like that's an important moment.
But the movie itself is whatever.
It's a good movie actually.
I love it.
Also, the uniforms.
Great.
Great in that movie.
No name.
Said, wow, is someone conducting an experiment to see what happens when you let insane psychopaths take over the world?
Yeah, that is true.
There are insane psychopaths in charge of the world.
It would really suck if there were a system set up that promoted the most selfish and sociopathic and, you know, above the law of us.
That would be awful.
Don't you already believe that?
Isn't that why you're here, No Name?
You're already kind of there, right?
You still want to be theatrical about it.
True.
Everything these clowns say are more insane than the previous thing they said.
They really think they are going to limit people to only buying three pieces of clothing a year?
There isn't a woman alive that could live under those conditions.
The clothing industry is too huge for something like this to ever happen, correct?
People buy shirts all the time for events they attend such as concerts, sports, museums, national parks, etc.
and those aren't even the people into fashion.
Also correct, someone needs to deliver them fashion from a gun and put an end to all this crazy insane nonsense.
Is that a fucking rap line?
Hey, strike a pose, motherfucker.
Made him rock the runway shooting fashion from a gun.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I can only think of a flag coming out of a gun.
I don't know what's going to be hot next year, but I know what's hot right now.
Bam.
Fucking bullet.
You, you bitch.
We should kill him.
It's good.
It's a good thing to post.
You can just post that on some websites.
It's pretty cool.
I also like how he first recognizes, wait a minute, this is impossible.
There's no way that ever happens.
And I'm willing to murder to ensure that it doesn't.
Yeah.
That's so true because I mean like I was talking about the the kids in New York wearing all the designer shit but that's what I'm thinking of fashion through my lens when but really the people are gonna be mad are the people who can't buy a t-shirt to let everyone know how they feel about their politics yeah like if I can't wear my fucking if I can't wear my grunt style t-shirt how will people know they can feel safe around me because I'm armed Um, yeah.
This is the last one, though.
This is probably my favorite.
The Leaky Spigot Verified says, I'm not completely opposed to this concept.
I've talked about this at length before.
Everyone can be wearing the same three outfits, but they would have NFTs projected onto them, and that's where our consumer economy would be.
That's amazing.
No, actually, guys, actually, the standard uniforms are a good idea, but here's how we make it even better.
I mean, trying to make a use case for NFTs in the middle of 2023 is really like being like the last Japanese soldier in the 60s on some Pacific island.
And also being like, uh, oh no, not, this is going to be one article.
It's going to, we're going to wear like a green suit.
And then if he's getting projected on, you can kind of wear whatever you want.
You can get, you know, you can get your drops, you know?
It's like that you, you really think that's going to even like remotely possible?
Um, also how, how fast would people be doing blackface?
It'd be so fast that the people would be wearing morph suits and they would instantly be doing blackface.
Okay, where is the projection coming from, man?
Well, obviously we would have government cameras and projections above our heads at all times.
In fact, we should just kind of encase entire cities in a certain diameter, block off the sun.
That's another conspiracy theory that they have going on, that the WEF is going to block the sun.
And then we have the government project the clothing onto us.
How does that sound, everybody?
Well, what it is, you don't actually have anything projected on you.
You are wearing a morph suit that's suitable for any climate, don't worry.
And you're going to be wearing some sort of augmented reality headset.
Yes, you're wearing a green suit, but I'm seeing you wear whatever your
projected outfit would be um and again i like i said i just know the first thing i i've been like i said i've been playing that stupid uh golf game and i play against people online and if you can always tell when it's a white person who's made a black character because they've only got the skin and that's it they haven't they don't know any they don't they don't do any other like features all the rest of the features are still white and that's what we're gonna see all the time i can't wait for it i want this to happen
I don't know.
I mean, maybe they'll consult black period white period to see how you can do it.
How you can do it effectively and tastefully.
Yeah, don't consult EA.
Don't consult them.
They're gonna fucking blow it.
No, yeah, are you gonna have like a fucking overhead projector extending from the brim of your hat, man?
What are you talking about?
There's a reply to this that, yeah, you predicted, Tony.
The Wheel Turns says, Intriguingly and scarily possible.
This is scarily possible.
Scarily possible.
Like wallpapers on your phone.
Oh, shit, that's true.
That's a place where an image is.
That's... Good job.
You can change it.
See how fast you can change your wallpaper now on the new iOS?
Very important update.
Very happy with that.
But, okay, yes, I should get to project my outfit, you know, onto myself, but nobody else should be able to see it without entering my passcode first.
Because that's, like, the same way I feel about a wallpaper.
A wallpaper is private, and I'm so glad that, you know, your phone won't let perfect strangers see your wallpaper.
You'll just see, like, a generic lock screen.
Are you telling me right now that you have a different lock screen from your wallpaper?
No, but that's an iPhone thing.
Like, you know, I could just leave it as like... I was just really curious what your two things would be.
Default.
Well, I say do not enter.
It's caution tape.
It's an image of caution tape.
Oh, that's smart.
Smart.
I just think it's funny, like, when I log in to my iMac, it's, like, all, uh, what do you call it, you know, like, standard, or whatever.
Yeah, generic.
Generic, whatever the default was, and then we, but then when you log in, I get to see my actual wallpaper, and I appreciate that, because I feel like we wouldn't, we, we couldn't put, like, our, our true favorite wallpaper up if we knew that, like, it just, anybody could see it, you know.
Intriguingly and scarily possible, like wallpapers on your phone, the rich would have bespoke projections.
When we're all wearing VR glasses, it will be easier.
Yeah, so predicting what you said, or vice versa, and yeah, that would, how would the rich have a bespoke projection unless you're talking about NFTs?
Yeah.
Because if it's not NFTs and it's just some program that puts a cool design on your torso and legs or whatever, then you could do whatever you wanted.
The pixels don't cost more on the red suit versus the blue suit.
But when you turn it into NFTs, where it's like mandatory that you own this specific thing from this specific person or whatever, then yes, the wealthy will be able to have better fake clothing than you.
It's so funny, like the imagination on these people.
It's so limited, but yet so expansive because it has to deal with that limitation.
It's fucking amazing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Anything else to add about the WEF possibly banning clothing?
I will say that, I gotta say, I'm not much of a fashionista.
And if we are excluding socks and underwear, three new items of clothing a year might be already, I'm already there.
That might be my average.
So yeah, so it won't affect my life.
I'll say that.
Not, not me.
Um, I, I had to like put a moratorium on buying shirts.
Cause I, that's like, I don't know.
I don't feel, I feel good about it because that's how I support bands, you know, but I have way too many shirts.
I like that.
Have way too many shirts.
I had to put a moratorium on buying shirts.
And even with that moratorium, I've still bought like at least one a month, probably.
Well, I mean, the idea of this would be cool to me if what they were to say like, okay, you can't make clothes unless they're going to last five years now.
Like you can't do a sheen anymore.
You can't do, you know, you can't do a...
All the fast fashion brands.
You do have to now make things again to a higher standard that will last and will be, what do they call it, heirloom pieces?
Sure.
All the pants are now Filson tin cloth pants.
All the pants are now Filson tin cloth pants.
Fine.
Cool.
Okay, cool.
I have two pair of pants that are going to last me, you know, 20 years now.
But that's definitely not the way anything would go like that.
Like I said, it's just so silly to even... Putting a date on it is the funniest thing.
I just, I'm also okay with like, you know, well-made clothing that lasts a lifetime.
I just want exemptions for every touring band, like, and that means if you're a legacy band and you want to sell clothing, you got to get back on tour and we'll come see you.
You got to do it, you got to hit the road.
And also an exemption for Rory Blank.
Rory Blank can continue making shirts every month.
He also gets grandfathered in.
Yeah, I agree with both those sentiments.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
That's the episode, though.
Thank you so much for coming on, Travis.
It was a pleasure to have you here for the first time.
Thank you for joining us.
Yeah, it was a blast.
Obviously from QAnon Anonymous Podcast, a wonderful podcast that everybody should be listening to.
Do you want to tell people where to get that and anything else you want to plug, Travis?
Yeah, yeah, just check us out.
Just plug in QAnon Anonymous at any podcasting app.
You can find me.
I'm on Twitter and Blue Sky at Travis underscore view.
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You know that.
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