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This was posted in the Joe Rogan Reddit. - I love it.
Tom explains how workers refusing to return to the office is causing commercial real estate crash.
Just for the record, before you even jump into this, Tom Segura has not worked in 20 years.
Just putting that out there.
Joe calls out dipshit communist comedian who wants to turn the empty commercial real estate into housing for the homeless.
Alright, let's listen.
Commercial real estate is upside down in this country.
Is it?
Oh no!
That's my immediate response.
Oh fuck.
What can we do about that?
That was my retirement plan.
Also, I mean, as a comedian, as somebody who dabbles in comedy and is funny from time to time, I am extremely concerned about commercial real estate being upside down right now.
Yeah.
How could you possibly give a shit about the state of commercial real estate unless you own some?
Yeah, yeah.
Insane to me.
To think of how out of touch you have to do to like devote a segment to this and then how out of touch you in turn have to be to listen to this rapidly without actually owning any commercial real estate.
Yeah.
It's out of touch.
Because people don't want to go to offices still anymore.
Still!
Still!
He said it in the most complain-y... It's been so long since this global pandemic hasn't ever actually ended and they're still not wanting to go to offices!
He said it in the most complain-y way possible.
Has not been to an office in a decade.
They still don't want to come back!
Why?
Because people don't want to go to offices still anymore.
Yeah, they want to do remote work.
They want to do remote work.
They want to work in their pajamas and jerk off.
So the people, they want to stay home, work in their pajamas and jerk off.
Yeah, dog.
Absolutely.
Like abso-fucking-lutely.
Why are you guys saying this is a bad thing?
Joe Rogan, how much nicer has your life been since you were able to just jerk off any time of the day you wanted because you didn't have to clock in anywhere?
How many Joe Rogan listeners are currently home jerking off while watching and listening to him?
Yeah, yeah.
Tens of millions.
Well, who, if you have these big commercial buildings, I mean, they, the, it used to be like this huge asset.
Searching for the word.
How do you say it?
Asset.
Hmm.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Have these big commercial buildings.
I mean, they, the, it used to be like this.
huge asset to own.
Whoa, that's so interesting.
It used to be what's called an asset to own property.
On this commercial real estate, and now it's like a liability.
Because you have empty offices, dude.
You have empty offices all over the country.
That sounds wonderful.
What are the... Also, isn't real estate always supposed to be kind of like a gamble?
Yeah.
You know, you're still betting on it doing well.
There's no guarantee any of that.
What are you talking about?
Your whole project, your whole projection was based on capitalism thriving, was based on people having to go to an office.
You made a bad investment.
And also, I was like, why are you talking about this?
You're not, this guy doesn't own a commercial building. - Yeah, he probably does, actually. - But even if he does, it's not when it's an office. - Yeah, he goes on to say that it's his friend who tells him this story.
So he's just in the class of people who owns things and profits off of it.
So even if he doesn't own it, he's showing solidarity with them.
I love him saying, well, nobody's in these offices anymore.
They're empty.
And then I have to be like, oh yeah, that's awful.
Why would I, why would I think like, because you have to go from, Oh, the offices are empty and therefore it's a liability because nobody wants to work anymore.
And the offices aren't serving a purpose.
And my reaction wouldn't be, well, let's get rid of the thing that doesn't serve the purpose anymore.
You expect my reaction to be like, well, we got to change the world to give the empty offices a purpose.
We're supposed to just infer that it's bad, because he hasn't even said that it's bad yet.
No one has even said that it's bad.
They've only used tone of voice.
And we're supposed to just infer that, well, this has to be a bad thing.
It's very funny.
You can't force people.
Then there's companies that have just, I know somebody that owns a company that said we, he goes, I like a lot of people goes, I wanted people to come here.
I want them in the office.
And he was met with like such.
Why?
I think he explains it a little bit later.
Total resistance?
Total resistance.
Because I just realized I had to allow it.
Like if we were going to continue to operate.
Wow.
Your buddy is such an asshole that he caused his employees to independently discover class consciousness.
That's amazing.
Yeah, that's amazing.
And like worker militancy.
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