SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)
Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down?? and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/mo to get instant access to this episode and hundreds others, right in your podcast app or browser.
Okay, now we're getting- here's the death cult stuff.
Sorry to make you wait, folks.
Oh, here it is, here it is.
I hadn't seen much of it yet.
Because, again, once again, this is all around a bunch of people getting together on their skateboards and bicycles and going down a hill fast and cheering loudly.
That's what's happening.
Maybe some weed was smoked, maybe some beers were drank.
That's the thing is skateboarding is such a cool sport that you can do drugs while your hands are full of a skateboard.
You know?
It's true.
You can't it's you can do all kinds of stuff while you're skating.
But I mean, that's kind of why it's cool, too.
DeWall says, didn't think Antifa.
I didn't did that come across didn't.
Could you hear what I said?
Yeah, I did, but maybe, I think, only because I get to see it while you're saying it, so I was able to follow along.
But, so, it's lowercase p. Pantifa.
Capitalize Antifa.
So, Pantifa.
Pantifa.
Babies.
Pantifa?
Is that it?
That makes some sense.
It's Pantifa, yeah.
Panty, like panties?
Yeah.
Like Chonies, Pantifa, that's funny.
They've made an, you haven't seen the edit of like the red and black anarcho-communist flag, but it's panties.
The panties?
Yeah, hanging from the flag.
No, that's, that's great.
Cause I, that's funny.
But I might, I might embrace that one.
Take it back.
Take it back.
Actually, I actually hate that word.
It's one of my least favorite words.
There's no reason for anyone to ever say panties.
The thing is, I've heard from at least two different girlfriends that the word was gross.
Nasty word.
I won't say it, but you know the word.
From two other girlfriends, they called them panties.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
It's a case-by-case basis.
That's all I'll say it for the episode except when I have to read it again in the reply here.
But, yeah.
Didn't think Pantifa babies were coordinated enough to ride a skateboard and cry at the same time.
that's i i i loved it like did you think that all skateboarders were on your team because they were cool for a second - And that you're shocked that there's some Antifas that skateboard?
Also, you only think it's Antifa because the cops came and insulted them.
That and the fact that it's in San Francisco.
Yeah.
They're automatically.
But then the cops are leftists, too, in San Francisco.
So how does that even work?
Wow.
Let them fight, I say.
Let the left fight the left here.
Ironically, I bet nobody was wearing a helmet.
Which, if you're Antifa for Black Block, you might wear a helmet, but if you're bombing a hill at 30 miles an hour, you're not wearing a helmet.
Griff Growl replies, ooh, Pantifa scares me right down to my boots next to the brass jackets falling from my AR-15.
What?
Scare me, Pantifa, please.
Hurry, I'm waiting.
You do know that if your response is like breaking out your automatic rifle, then yeah, you are pretty scared.
You are actually scared.
That's a good point.
And it is true that AR stands for automatic rifle.
I didn't want them to get caught up in that part.
I love it.
Oh, I'm so scared.
Like just come dribbling down your pant leg.
You definitely, you're putting up a good front here.
Texaban00 says, only thing SFPD did wrong was not busting open heads instead of issuing citations.
Time to put a stop to this kind of thing and start making these types pay with blood and broken bones.
Dude, they have no idea what's happening, right?
No, they know.
Because these, again, these were just people going down a hill fast on skateboards.
Now, see, I do agree.
I don't think bikes should have been there.
And I'm a bike person.
I know that someone did it on roller skates, I'm sure.
I don't want either one of those there.
I'm not going to condone those.
But the skateboards, you know, come on.
Come on.
Well, if I were a cop, I would, yes, I would break some bones, I would break some legs, but I would be like, this is what will happen.
You'll get really hurt by doing this every year.
year.
Please don't.
JG2022 says well SF cops are agents of a corrupt government.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
That's why they didn't bust heads open.
That's why they didn't permanently cripple the skate, the children skateboarding.
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