I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it (preview)
Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him) and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the drug via the state's carceral system. We cover some of the goofier push back by conservatives and the sad nature of a political reality in which the only infrastructure capable of processing an order like this is the penal system. Finally: we touch on the very interesting suggestion by AOC for the Biden administration to simply ignore the court order and leave the pills on the market. We confront some of the frustrating arguments against the idea, but many liberals seem primed to reject the legitimacy of the current judiciary. --------------------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
Let's talk about this comment right here, because somebody replied, if the government starts taking land from people, then what even is home slash land ownership?
The government trying to take land from people is exactly what's happening to me.
Not only is the government trying to take land that I bought fair and square, but they're trying to force me to share it with the public.
Why?
Because my community wants it.
This is just standard, like, boilerplate Republican talking points.
It's really insane that this has gotten as far as it has.
Like, is nobody roasting her ass on TikTok?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's wild.
Plus, like, also, like, no shots, but you did just say you just moved in there.
It's like, what do you do?
You don't even know what the previous deal was.
And, like, if you have a problem with that, then take their offer where they move the property line and you don't pay for it anymore.
Yeah.
Um, no, she just, she wants everything, Tony.
She wants everything.
Um, I love that.
She's like, so apparently, uh, the, the county is trying to prove ownership or, or prove their rightful use of this land because the community wants it.
I love saying that, like, that's like, I dunno, that sounds like one of the only reasons to take something into consideration.
Yeah, and it definitely sounds like you're really just saying a big fuck you to the community is all I'm hearing.
Oh, she's gotten into it with the community.
So this video is called, Why I Fight So Hard For My Little Pile Of Dirt.
I mean, she kind of blew it there by calling it a pile of dirt, you know?
The water is kind of different, right?
You're only claiming the dirt in this title.
That's true, but it's also just my humble little $1,000,000 pile of dirt.
Again, I don't know how much she paid for the house, but I'm assuming it's not a pile of dirt.
I think it's probably a pretty nice home in a pretty nice area.
Again, next to a park.
She's just like us.
Wow, for real.
I would fight to the death for my little pile of dirt, too.
Why I fight so hard for my little pile of dirt.
Period.
Space.
Dot dot dot.
Space.
Because when I look at it, I see the American dream.
My dream.
Turned into a nightmare.
As I sit in nature's calming church.
Dot dot dot.
and listen to the slow babble of Bear Creek.
I don't want to talk.
I reflect on the advertised words.
Quote, Bear Creek running through your backyard.
I've got things we've gone.
And I think one of the number of times, I think of the number of times my home and this land was sold to others before me.
And why Jefferson County never tried to claim it.
I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl growing up in America.
Shut the fuck up.
to one day own a mountain land with water on it.
I feel proud of how hard I work to make my dreams a reality.
I climb my way up from the very bottom of a large corporation and work two jobs so I could afford community college before transferring to univers- shut the fuck up!
None of this entitles you to own a water source.
No.
No.
That's not part of the American Dream.
If the American Dream was to have a creek running through your backyard, that means that no one's going to get it.
Only a small fraction gets that.
You just have to happen upon it or luck upon it and you never get to own it.
You shouldn't get to own water.
What the fuck?
It's crazy to me to be like, well, the American dream is just, wow, picturesque, idyllic piece of land that's not ruined by the presence of anybody else except me.
Right?
Like, oh, the American dream to be totally isolated and surrounded by the spoils of nature, which again are just for me.
I mean, that is kind of the American dream, but it's not good.
Shouldn't try to emulate that or achieve that.
Oh, the loser standing small.
This song is so fucking to use this song in here is amazing.
It took me a long time to graduate college and pay off my loans, but I eventually did both.
Yeah, you're showing a dog playing your dog playing in the stream.
And it's like, yeah, that looks nice.
You can see why other people might enjoy that as well.
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