Minion Death Cult - I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it (preview)
Aired: 2023-04-20
Duration: 05:24


=== Government Land Grabs (05:12) ===

[00:00:03]  They want to have access to her creek.
[00:00:05]  Well, hey there, cowboys and cowgirls.
[00:00:07]  Let's talk about this comment right here, because somebody replied, if the government starts taking land from people, then what even is home slash land ownership?
[00:00:19]  The government trying to take land from people is exactly what's happening to me.
[00:00:23]  Not only is the government trying to take land that I bought fair and square, but they're trying to force me to share it with the public.
[00:00:30]  Why?
[00:00:30]  Because my community wants it.
[00:00:33]  This is just standard, like, boilerplate Republican talking points.
[00:00:36]  It's really insane that this has gotten as far as it has.
[00:00:40]  Like, is nobody roasting her ass on TikTok?
[00:00:44]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  Yeah, it's wild.
[00:00:46]  Plus, like, also, like, no shots, but you did just say you just moved in there.
[00:00:50]  It's like, what do you do?
[00:00:52]  You don't even know what the previous deal was.
[00:00:55]  And, like, if you have a problem with that, then take their offer where they move the property line and you don't pay for it anymore.
[00:01:02]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  Um, no, she just, she wants everything, Tony.
[00:01:05]  She wants everything.
[00:01:06]  Um, I love that.
[00:01:08]  She's like, so apparently, uh, the, the county is trying to prove ownership or, or prove their rightful use of this land because the community wants it.
[00:01:20]  I love saying that, like, that's like, I dunno, that sounds like one of the only reasons to take something into consideration.
[00:01:29]  Yeah, and it definitely sounds like you're really just saying a big fuck you to the community is all I'm hearing.
[00:01:33]  Oh, she's gotten into it with the community.
[00:01:36]  So this video is called, Why I Fight So Hard For My Little Pile Of Dirt.
[00:01:45]  I mean, she kind of blew it there by calling it a pile of dirt, you know?
[00:01:50]  The water is kind of different, right?
[00:01:51]  You're only claiming the dirt in this title.
[00:01:53]  That's true, but it's also just my humble little $1,000,000 pile of dirt.
[00:02:00]  Again, I don't know how much she paid for the house, but I'm assuming it's not a pile of dirt.
[00:02:05]  I think it's probably a pretty nice home in a pretty nice area.
[00:02:08]  Again, next to a park.
[00:02:11]  She's just like us.
[00:02:12]  Wow, for real.
[00:02:13]  I would fight to the death for my little pile of dirt, too.
[00:02:17]  Why I fight so hard for my little pile of dirt.
[00:02:20]  Period.
[00:02:22]  Space.
[00:02:23]  Dot dot dot.
[00:02:24]  Space.
[00:02:25]  Because when I look at it, I see the American dream.
[00:02:29]  My dream.
[00:02:30]  Turned into a nightmare.
[00:02:33]  As I sit in nature's calming church.
[00:02:36]  Dot dot dot.
[00:02:37]  and listen to the slow babble of Bear Creek.
[00:02:40]  I don't want to talk.
[00:02:45]  I reflect on the advertised words.
[00:02:50]  Quote, Bear Creek running through your backyard.
[00:02:53]  I've got things we've gone.
[00:02:56]  And I think one of the number of times, I think of the number of times my home and this land was sold to others before me.
[00:03:06]  And why Jefferson County never tried to claim it.
[00:03:14]  I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl growing up in America.
[00:03:19]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:03:20]  to one day own a mountain land with water on it.
[00:03:24]  I feel proud of how hard I work to make my dreams a reality.
[00:03:28]  I climb my way up from the very bottom of a large corporation and work two jobs so I could afford community college before transferring to univers- shut the fuck up!
[00:03:40]  None of this entitles you to own a water source.
[00:03:44]  No.
[00:03:46]  No.
[00:03:46]  That's not part of the American Dream.
[00:03:48]  If the American Dream was to have a creek running through your backyard, that means that no one's going to get it.
[00:03:54]  Only a small fraction gets that.
[00:03:56]  You just have to happen upon it or luck upon it and you never get to own it.
[00:03:59]  You shouldn't get to own water.
[00:04:01]  What the fuck?
[00:04:04]  It's crazy to me to be like, well, the American dream is just, wow, picturesque, idyllic piece of land that's not ruined by the presence of anybody else except me.
[00:04:18]  Right?
[00:04:18]  Like, oh, the American dream to be totally isolated and surrounded by the spoils of nature, which again are just for me.
[00:04:27]  I mean, that is kind of the American dream, but it's not good.
[00:04:33]  Shouldn't try to emulate that or achieve that.
[00:04:34]  Oh, the loser standing small.
[00:04:42]  This song is so fucking to use this song in here is amazing.
[00:04:48]  It took me a long time to graduate college and pay off my loans, but I eventually did both.
[00:04:53]  Yeah, you're showing a dog playing your dog playing in the stream.

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