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This week the Blocked Party boys help us send off the late Diamond of Diamond & Silk by reading from the fans who think she must've died of the vaccine. Also: playing fortnight without the annoying forts; New-Age Stores and other weird stores; and 90s school yearbooks: the original Tik Tok Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
I still haven't quite gotten over, like, saying, yeah, like, because the posts are called truths, and then instead of retweeting it, you're re-truthing it, right?
You're re-truthing it.
Do you just like it, or is there another word for liking?
Oh, hmm.
It should be, like, endorsed.
Yeah.
Verify.
I verified this.
This truth has been verified over 3.4 thousand times.
Yes.
Oh yeah, but it was seen by, like, 26 thousand.
Oh, fuck.
So I went over to see what the message boards were saying, and yeah, they all...
They all think she died of the vaccine.
I used to have these in a good order, but we've been skipping this segment for the last three episodes.
So now I'm just kind of going around throughout the whole thing.
Allow me to explain, replied.
This is in the Great Awakening message board.
Awful.
Whether dying, quote, suddenly or not, I am over the crazy amount of dying going on.
Just over it, guys.
I'm over it, too, you know?
And a lot of people don't really respect how crazy it is, like, just so many people die, you know, every day.
You gotta put a stop to it.
We gotta, I mean, it's insane, you know?
So, I agree.
I mean, I agree.
I'm over it.
I'm over it.
People keep dying.
You see, like, black lives matter or white lives.
What about just lives matter, you know?
Exactly.
Just lives.
It's not even about mattering right now.
It's like, can we just stay alive, you know?
Trumpet 2020 replies, I keep feeling some are not meant to make it to the other side of the Great Awakening and God is calling them back.
I'm mentally preparing best I can.
Oh my god.
Me too.
This is like a selective call back to heaven.
This is like a selective rapture.
Like a pre-booked TSA pre-boarding rapture.
That's kind of tight.
I could get into that.
Then what are you saying about Silk also?
Well, God's not done with Silk yet.
She's got to team up with Roger Stone.
Yeah, she's supposed to do Silk and Stone.
Silk and Stone, by the way, I said this when I first saw the post, but it sounds like like a store you would see in the mall for like BBWs.
You know?
Oh, I was thinking it was more like the weird store in the mall where you can buy like a plate that says our house is a home on it.
Oh no.
For me it sounds like a BBW store.
Silk and Stone almost sounds like a boutique fragrances store that also sells small batch whiskey or something.
That's the beauty of the name.
It sounds like several types of stores.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was thinking this place would for sure sell incense.
And you can get a kimono and some jade rocks, maybe.
Silkenstone New Age store, for sure, Tony.
Definitely New Age store.
Oh, I mean, I think it can be all of these stores, honestly.
No.
I don't want to cross over my BBW stores and my New Age stores.
I keep those separate.
I think there's some crossover there.
That's just how I roll.
That's right.
This is the incense burner I got at our New Age store.
You can't have that in a BBW store.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Uh, for people who haven't seen it, it's a weird guy.
It's a weird guy with a long tongue.
Long tongue.
Like, really long tongue.
Long-ass tongue.
Yeah, the tongue catches the... Like, too long.
Too long.
I'll be honest, it's gonna take me at least a few minutes to recover from Stefan saying BBW.
Yeah, can we go back to normal here?
Yeah.
Sorry, John.
Those places are actually called, like, Lane Bryant, not Silken Stone.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking of a store where you can buy, like, a corset.
You know what I mean?
Do you mean... Hold on.
Do you mean... I don't know why... BDSM?
Do you mean, like, S&M store?
No, it's, like, not quite an S&M store.
You know what I mean?
It's, like, a bit more, like, Renaissance fare than S&M, I would say.
And it's for thick girls.
I feel like this exists somewhere.
Hey, grab a pen.
I'll find it for you.
I'll send you the location.
Yeah.
Stefan, tell us more about these, you know, sort of classifications of sex shops that you've... It's not a sex shop, to be clear.
It's a sex shop adjacent.
Right.
Okay.
Sex shop adjacent.
So they don't have toys in this store.
It's just strictly lingerie, but like...
I wouldn't even say launch like a like a the course that would be as part of like a like a medieval like costume or something.
Oh now we're backing so it's a medieval costume store for BBWs.
Yeah!
Is this Spirit Halloween now?
I guess it kind of is Spirit Halloween also, yeah.
What it reminds me of, and John, I don't know if you remember this store at Metrotown, but it was next to when they had Palladium there, the big arcade.
There was a store called Millennium, where you could go in there and they would have ceramic sculptures of wizards or naked women fighting dragons.
And I remember whenever we'd go to a birthday party at the arcade, We'd be like 11 years old, and we'd all go look at the sculptures of the naked women fighting the dragons, and the guy who owned the store would kick us out every single time.
So Silken Stone is also kind of that store, too, I think.
It's a lot of stores.
It's a lot of things.
You know what I got from the BBW store?
A long, passionate love affair and a child.
Beautiful.
There you go.
I got all that by way of the BBW store.
Wow.
You know, we all have our memories.
How much did it cost you, Tony?
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