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It's a great shitpost that's entirely real, apparently.
The guy apologized for it.
He felt really bad about it.
I don't know whether or not... I think I'm gonna read his apology first.
Please!
When I get upset, nothing makes me happier than seafood and I thought I could share that with people.
With some Chipotle remoulade 9-11 oysters.
Okay, restaurant menu sparks horror over 9-11 theme including Flight 93 redirect, crab dip, and pentagon pie.
Pentagon pie is so... I wish they would have like made custom pie tins.
They should have.
That would have been sick.
What are they doing if they're not?
Uh, the Clubhouse Restaurant at Aquia Harbor in Virginia drew shock and then an apology online over its Patriot Day 2022 menu dedicated to 9-11.
The menu advertised as only available on the anniversary of the tragic terrorist attack.
It's an exclusive drop.
We're doing a pop-up, we're doing a 9-11 pop-up, and then we're tearing these babies down just like they, just like the terrorists did.
Listen, in order to remember those who sacrificed their lives for us this day, I'm going to go ahead and sacrifice my overhead, because you know seafood's crazy right now, but I'm going to go ahead and pass those savings on to you.
That's my sacrifice.
We're doing a limited seafood drop.
This is a seafood capsule, 9-11 seafood capsule.
That's right, we're teaming up with the Taliban.
We're teaming up with Al-Qaeda.
What, Clubhouse x 9-11?
Ex-Saudi Arabia.
Or whoever did 9-11.
We don't know.
The menu advertised is only available on the anniversary of the tragic terrorist attack.
I love how you have to say tragic to- I mean, I guess.
I don't know.
If you're a writer, you try to use adjectives.
Featured items like pentagon pie, 9-11 oysters, and a remember-teenie, according to a Facebook post Tuesday.
I remember teeny, which like is sounds kind of tight.
It sounds really good.
It's Key Lime Rum Cream.
I disagree entirely.
It sounds so tight.
Read it off and let the listener decide.
I just, I don't, I, when I read these ingredients, all I think about is New York and tragedy and people coming together when I think of these ingredients.
Key Lime Rum Cream, Coconut Rum, Pineapple Juice, Splash of Cream served up in whipped cream.
There's cream so many times!
Honey graham cracker rim.
Awful!
It's like a key lime cheesecake martini.
Which I mean, like, that's what I think of when I think of, you know, our heroes.
It looks even more gross than it sounds.
There's a photo of it.
It looks like I think if we called this a slushie and not a martini, we'd be cool with it.
Like, if you saw this as an 8 year old, you'd want to drink this.
If you saw this as an 18 year old, you'd be like, excuse me sir, my martini has rotted.
There's fucking gangrene in my martini!
And they're like, no, that's meant to represent 9-11.
And you're like, oh, okay, I'm sorry.
I apologize for criticizing the remember-tini.
Oh no, we use three different types of cream to represent the three different first responders.
