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It's actually, the world is great right now because we used 50 homeless and impoverished migrants.
We shipped them off in the middle of the night while lying to them to own the libs.
So things are actually pretty good right now.
Yeah, things are actually looking up.
We're owning the libs with migrants.
It's just so fucking wild.
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Onto the show this week, before we touch on doing human trafficking to own the libs.
I posted this online, but I thought it was worth reading on the show because of how deranged it is.
One of the groups that I'm part of in my alt on Facebook is called Adults Out of Order, parentheses, because adulting is hard.
That sounds crazy!
It's great.
Boomer Facebook so great because you get this like cringe, uh, soy millennial speak coupled with just absolute fascism.
Uh, and, and this is a great example of that.
Uh, we have, they posted a meme, Trey Russell posted a meme.
It says, "Meal, $117.38.
"Tip, $0." Parentheses, "Waitress head on a BLM pin." Me, and then it's Leonardo DiCaprio, like from strolling down the street, happy-go-lucky, but walking out of an Applebee's.
Everything about this is so fucked up.
Yeah, this is, uh, deranged.
You spent $117 at Applebee's, and it, are you, are you by yourself?
No, he's with the rest of the pussy posse.
You can't see it, but Tobey Maguire is just out of frame.
Tobey Maguire had the sizzling steak salad.
That's a spicy idea.
Yeah, and David Blaine's actually floating above, just out of frame.
You can't see him, he's just out of frame.
Doing close-up magic to remove the tip, remove the automatic gratuity off of the receipt.
They fanned out $21 bills and every time he set one on fire with one of his little flame things.
Yeah, I love this.
Adulting is hard.
This is me, and I'm feeling sassy.
Stiffing a server for what?
Like a $20 tip at least, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Insane.
Just hypothetically over a BLM pin.
You know those BLM pins that all the Appbee servers are wearing?
Yeah and then you know this there's this is already like you know fertile soil for discussion and ideology and examination of the right-wing psyche but uh it's really nothing compared it really needs this uh this second hit it really needs this double tap from the comments here which is uh I don't know how to pronounce this name uh Kalani Ma says should be fired for supporting terrorist organizations
Like BLM, the terrorist organization.
The terrorists.
Of all things to call, to call like, you know, the BLM national, terrorists is not on the list.
Well, you call them that so you can kill them without a trial.
True.
True.
That's kind of the, that's the good thing about the word terrorism.
Yeah.
It makes it easy for you.
Uh, Mike replies to this.
Mike Merlicks replies and uh, strap in folks.
Nah, just eliminating the tip down to zero dollars is even better, you know, than firing them.
Because then they suffer for longer, go home with less pay every day slash week, can't pay their bills, eventually get evicted and their credit goes down at the same time, and slowly start losing their minds and getting frantic as they sink into total poverty and start destroying their own lives with local meth dealer.
And then entering an endless state of crippling depression that they can't recover from.
Fiery- I'm just- I'm getting, uh, I'm getting an erection while reading.
This is so good.
I'm just- So good.
I love this stuff.
I love, like, torture- like, inventing a guy to torture in my mind.
The long game here, that's what you gotta think about the long game.
Firing them would be too easy when you can have this level of control over their lives as the customer, LOL.
Don't make it that easy for them, haha.
Supporting domestic terrorist organizations equal playing stupid games equal, equals winning stupid prizes.
Twisted laughing emoji, shrugging emoji.
Wow.
So what's funny is like, so they get it.
They do get how capitalism works.
They do understand that.
They just love it.
And they think it's awesome that you can have this much control over somebody.
Yeah, they actually do understand the cycle of poverty and how hard it is to escape from, and that's the feature.
They admit it right here that that's a feature, not a bug.
What I said online is that...
The right wing and just you know some liberals included obviously or even just like leftists on a fucking bad day just if you know they view service work as a punishment as like a cosmic retribution for being a bad person you didn't get enough skills you didn't get enough intelligence you were You were born with bad blood.
You were too lazy.
Your punishment is you get to do service work.
And my role in all of this is I'm one of like in this cosmic hell that America has created for you at working at Applebee's.
I get to be one of the devils.
I get to be one of the devils here.
I get to be one of Satan's minions here, poking and prodding you with a pitchfork, making your life, ensuring, doing my duty as the customer to ensure that you actually are punished.
That your role actually is fulfilled as just like, you know, the society's whipping boy or girl.
And the best part is like all this too, these people were never gonna give much of a tip anyways.
Like the whole time, there was not much of a tip coming anyways, but now they have their little excuse to really be like, ah, fuck them.
They should've, you know, play stupid games equal winning stupid prizes.
Like, you know, spiraling and getting into, you know, addiction because you're just desperate and you've started destroying your lives with a local meth dealer.
Jeez.
And it's, you know, it gets to the heart of like...
What sort of power, political power, conservatives, like, think we should have in this country?
You know, we're so detached from actual political power, actual, like, political party structures that rely on member participation, actual workplace organizations that can wield power in your workplace, community power that's not just like an elected city council or something like that.
No, the power that you have is the power in the marketplace, power to buy and sell your enemies, you know, and that of course is a very limited power and it's obviously overstated by people who subscribe to That type of power, you know, oh, we're going to kill Disney by not watching, by not getting Disney Plus or whatever.
Go woke, go broke.
This is how we're going to do politics and this is how we're going to get our way or whatever.
As sadistic as this person is, and I have no doubt that they actually do treat service workers in this way, hoping that it results in something like systemic poverty, I feel like it's pretty overstated.
You're overstating your role as a political actor in this economy.
Right here where does it say uh firing them would be too easy when you have this level of control over their lives as the customer like you're fantasizing about being able to immiserate somebody which is awful to begin with but it's just even more pathetic because like you don't have that power a because Most people aren't like you.
Most people don't view service workers as the scum of the earth.
They're not treated very well.
They're treated pretty poorly by customers.
But I don't think it's a sadistic mistreatment.
I think it's more of just a benign neglect of a server's humanity that's mostly there.
Yeah and what really sucks about people like Mike is I'm sure that Mike goes into a restaurant thinking that he also is preventing this from happening by tipping.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Which brings a whole different type of attitude of a customer.
But yeah like you said this isn't this isn't the normal because most people a lot of people grew up doing some type of service work at some point or being close to someone who did and like that's usually the case like you but As we know, these people were never going to be the difference makers anyways, because they don't tip that much.
It's been shown time and time again, the more you have, the less you tip.
Not that these people have much, but they act like they do.
You don't have that power.
Fuck off.
I hate your guts so much.
I'm the kind of person who, I'll leave a spiteful big tip.
I'll do it.
I don't care.
Yeah, kill him with kindness.
I don't want to understate the power that the customer does have because there is like...
Insofar as individual action goes like, oh, refusing to watch the new Pinocchio because there's a black blue fairy in the movie or whatever.
That's nothing, you know, but when it comes to like deciding between handing a server $20 or not handing them $20, that is like a bigger deal, right?
Now it's, it's never gonna lift that person out of poverty.
You making that individual choice.
The system is, is not designed for that.
The system is designed for quite the opposite.
That's why.
That's why those industries rely on tipping.
So that owners don't have to pay their workers a living wage.
The system prevents that.
But, yeah, it's a big deal.
If you get $20 less every night, yeah, that can make a difference.
That's why these people like that system of tipping because they do have more control over punishing Even if they don't view it as like a political thing even if they don't view it as you know this person had a BLM pin or a rainbow patch or something like that even if they're just like oh you're just beneath me as a server you're beneath me and you don't you don't deserve money like that's mm-hmm that might just be your your
Default state and you might not view that as a form of politics, but it is it is more Control over over the situation and over other people than you normally do have in in America as somebody who doesn't like Have employees?
You know, if you have employees, you're like laughing at this guy.
You're like, oh, you think that's cool?
I can fire somebody for fun tomorrow morning.
If I want.
Yeah.
You ever cut someone's hours in half?
You ever do that?
Oh, that feels crazy.
It feels so good.
Um, but yeah, that's the extent of the political power we have in this country.
And a lot of people like it that way.
A lot of people are perfectly happy.
Um, yeah.
So just, I mean, imagine posting this stuff and imagine like, Imagine posting this where people can see it and imagine, like, I don't know, leaving a zero tip in a neighborhood restaurant that you might want to go to again at some point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, at this point, they're probably hoping to get the BLM waitress so they know they don't have to tip.
They can tip a couple dollars.
Yeah.
And they can live out their cuck fetish when they spit in their food next time.
Yeah.
They have to like, you spit in this, didn't you?
And then if there's any pause, you're like, oh, they did it.
Oh yeah, they did it.
I know it.
I can tell by their body language.
I'm a body language expert.
Do you remember body language experts?
Yeah.
Do they still do?
I haven't watched cable news in so long.
Do they still do that?
I don't know.
It's been a minute.
I don't know.
We'll see when this next election starts happening.
We'll see if body language experts come back.
Hopefully they will.
Do you think they had one during the Queen's funeral?
Oh, they definitely did.
They definitely did.
But it's different rules over there.
They have different body language over there.
The guy's like, OK, yeah, well, the first thing I wanted to mention is look at how regally she's posed in that coffin and just how at peace she is.
But it's just still a quiet dignity.
And then they're like, oh, well, we were actually more hoping you would analyze the living people.
Yeah.
The parishioner, the people visiting her, you know?
Oh, well, they look tired, I guess, is what I would say.
They look tired after waiting in line for 72 hours to see a corpse.
That's so fucking crazy.
That's so wild to me.
Yeah, listen, I didn't- I can't believe how many cornballs there are.
I didn't like the queen, but I wouldn't wait 72 hours.
They must really hate her.
No, I didn't even wait that long to see Prince.
I mean, I wouldn't have waited that long to see Prince.
I think that was a pretty long wait as well.
Let alone Queen, you know?
Uh, okay.
I didn't mean to make that joke.
I was being serious about Prince.
Because Prince had a really, like, a notorious funeral.
I wasn't trying to make some royalty pun.
Sorry.
I didn't hear the pun until you said Queen, and then I was like, oh, this is like a classic rock.
This is like an 80s rock joke.
Yeah, you know how much he loves his 80s rock.
Moving on.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
Just what a what a banner day for the most stupid and cruelest people in America.
Yeah.
As Republican Governors Ron DeSantis from Florida, Greg Abbott from Texas, Send hundreds of migrants to Martha's Vineyard, which is a liberal island in, where, Massachusetts, I believe?
Somewhere up there in the little pocket.
And quote, Kamala's home in Washington, D.C.
They lied to these migrants.
They told them, oh, we're sending you to a place that will give you jobs and food and housing.
Here's $200.
Get on this plane that Ron DeSantis used $12 million in public funds to charter these planes.
Holy shit.
According to Insider.
Holy shit.
To send them to Martha's Vineyard to own the libs, to own the rich liberals who own second and third homes in Martha's Vineyard, which is like... Fine, yeah, it's a liberal enclave or whatever.
The median income in Martha's Vineyard is like $77,000 a year.
The people who actually live there are not the millionaire celebrity politicians.
Yeah, the reason why it's rich is because people think it's rich because it's a vacation town.
It's where rich people have vacation homes.
No one has their primary home there.
They have their secondary home there.
Yeah, and if you do have a third home, if you do live there and own a home there, yeah, your home is worth a lot of money.
But the median income is, again, what I make.
The median income is what I make as a UPS driver.
Yeah, it's a little tourist town.
And so this was done, of course, to say, oh, you guys like migrants so much.
You guys like migrants being here in America.
Here, you deal with them.
We're going to send them to your doorstep.
You know, of course, they mean like the few thousand people who live there year round.
And then you deal with them.
And this is just received like Exalting squeals of delight across the country from the right wing at the idea of punishing liberals by kidnapping migrants, lying to them, sending them somewhere they don't want to be, they don't want to go.
Uh, falsifying documents, uh, when, when these migrants tell ICE and DHS, yeah, I don't have a home.
I, I'm, I'm, you know, seeking asylum here in this country.
I don't have a home.
DHS and, uh, And Border Patrol said, OK, we're falsifying it.
You know, they don't say this, but this is what they do.
They falsified addresses across the country for these people without even telling them where their addresses were so that they can never report to the agency that they were supposed to report to.
And then will, of course, be summarily deported from this country when they don't abide by the rules of, you know, seeking asylum or whatever.
This is one of the many things that if any other country did this and we decided that we like, if any other country did this to like white people, we would like, we would give them aid and, you know, do a little, do a little war for them.
You know, like that's, that's this, I don't know who would intervene here.
I hope the ACLU or someone's on it or maybe, I don't know, a foreign government is like, whoa, hold on.
This is pretty fucked up.
That's not going to happen.
There's going to be no recourse for this, of course.
Very obviously horrifying stuff.
Much like everything we do to migrants, right?
Yeah.
I was like thinking about this story and I was like, this is like really sick shit.
This is some of the sickest stuff we've covered on this show from like a governor, from two different governors, right?
Yeah.
And that's what I think is the most horrifying part of this.
It is like sort of a Narcissistics may be the wrong word, but like, it's more of a rhetorical horror show, right?
Because these people, these migrants, like, they get shipped off, you know, they get fucking bussed away, they get flown away and dropped into, you know, somewhere without telling anybody, without coordinating with local groups at all.
People just arriving at the community outreach center in Martha's Vineyard.
Somebody that handles maybe 20 homeless people a year, something like that.
Terrific stuff.
But these people, they got help.
Like, the community fucking raised $175,000 for these people to help get them, like, eventually get them where they actually wanted to go, where they might have sponsors, or where there's, like, shelter accommodations for them.
And they also got the government involved.
They got the federal government involved to, uh...
You know house these people hopefully temporarily at an army base in the mainland of Massachusetts and we'll get into we'll get into that in a second but The most horrific part of this, I think, is seeing what Republican governors are willing to do to other human beings as a joke and are willing to like, oh, because I mean, you know, I'm not naive.
I wasn't born yesterday.
Republican and Democrat governors do awful things to human beings all the time.
But it's usually separated by bureaucracy and it's separated by, you know, the enforcement of laws.
It's handled by, you know, local police and police enforcement, that sort of thing.
No, this is like a governor grandstanding on doing kidnapping and abandoning people in the middle of nowhere as a joke.
That's what's fucked up about this.
It's like the meme-ification of it.
It's the fact that they did Martha's Vineyard.
There's almost some sort of like... You can almost justify saying, hey, you know what?
We're going to send everyone to Washington D.C.
and we're going to be like, listen, you need to give us this.
This is your problem.
You need to give us the resources.
That would almost be something that would make more sense.
It still sucks, but it would make more sense.
But the Martha Vineyard choice is just a joke.
It's just a joke.
It's just a little meme for them.
And that's so fucked up.
If you would have dropped them off at the White House and been like, hey, these people, you told me to do something good with them, here you go.
And maybe it would have, even starts before dialogue, but this is just a joke and that's so fucked.
At least in Washington D.C.
they'd be able to walk somewhere or get a cab or do something if you're on a fucking island stranded at night, you know what I mean?
But the thing is, I mean, there's so much to talk about here, just our treatment of migrants and this whole discussion about like, what do we do with migrants?
Oh, well, what are we supposed to do with them?
We had to send them somewhere.
And it's like, no, you don't.
How about just leaving them alone?
How about fucking not arresting them?
How about not taking them into custody in the first place?
Like no one, no one said you had to You know what I mean?
Like no one said you had to or should treat these people like fucking prisoners, right?
It's also like all these, all your fear tactics that you spit, that you spout about immigrants, all these things you say about them, if you really feel that way, they're preventable by when you go, when people show up, giving them help and resources and love like that, that would prevent, that would pretty much negate all of your fears.
You know, they're not going, they're not going to go, you know, Bring all the drugs and kill all the people if they have somewhere to live and food and shelter.
If you have that, you're gonna skirt a lot of those things that you say are gonna happen no matter what.
Do you know what I mean?
So it's like, yeah, give these people a chance.
Give people a chance.
That's what you need to do.
And it's astounding to be like Here liberals, you deal, you know, we're on the border states.
Uh, this, this was your, you guys are making this our problem.
So we're going to make it your problem.
And you know, nevermind the idea that human beings just trying to live somewhere else is a quote problem, which I don't, I don't think that's a problem.
Um, Those are federal area, like, it's federal money in Texas, it's federal money in Florida, it's federal housing, it's federal, like, and don't get me wrong, all of that shit is inadequate, right?
All of that stuff is inadequate and it's inhumane, the way we do treat immigrants and asylum seekers.
But all of that is like, Liberal money doing that.
Conservative money doing that.
Independent money doing that.
Non-voters money doing that through taxes.
The idea that it's a Texas problem or a Republican problem just means that they're the ones who has to maybe occasionally see a migrant in real life.
They're the ones who, uh, because you're, guess what, share a fucking border with Mexico, you might have to see some people, some Mexican people, you might have to see some Mexican-American people, and your ass probably just assumes that they're all undocumented.
Exactly, yeah.
You just assume everybody, everybody who's a little bit more, who's a little brown, is, uh, didn't get here the way they're supposed to.
If they're brown, they probably stole my friend's job.
Yeah, guess what?
You used to be Mexico, motherfucker.
Yeah, yeah.
You're gonna see some Mexicans.
Yeah, it's so frustrating.
I don't get why we're this way.
The most horrifying aspect about this, other than just the general underlying treatment of human beings in this country that goes on all the time, Is, yeah, just what, like, political leaders on the right are willing to do and are willing to rally their base around.
Like, this is, like, one of the more openly sadistic and fascistic things I've seen done.
Yeah, this is fucked.
The people in the donald.win, they love this.
They absolutely love this.
They're losing their minds.
There was one comment that was, like, A boxcar a day keeps the commies away.
A boxcar a day?
Uh, yeah, boxcars referring to, like, a train shipping people somewhere.
Oh!
Oh, a boxcar!
Oh, fuck!
Ew!
That's awful!
You know what I mean?
This is like tickling a very specific fancy for the people on the right wing.
Now, shipping undesirable people to a different state or a different city is something America has done for a long time, right?
California does it within itself all the time, and it's so wild to watch.
Yeah, and people do it to California as well.
It's a long-standing tradition to ship homeless people or undesirables or the mentally ill away from your state to a blue state like California.
Very popular recourse for Republican governors.
It just used to be done, you know, like undercover.
Like it used to be done quietly.
Now we've developed like such a sadistic base of these people that it's actually a point of pride to do it openly.
It's something you do when you want to run for president.
Totally.
Absolutely.
Because the whole thing about this is, you know, let's not forget that the Democrats are still building the wall.
The wall is still happening.
Like, don't think that the Democrats are being good to people who are trying to find a home here.
But they get to look a lot better compared to this now.
And it sucks.
It's really crazy.
I mean, that's a good point.
It's really crazy how sadistic and how Just like boorishly evil you have to be to make like Martha's Vineyard liberals look like reasonable normal here because that because it is a meme Martha's Vineyard is a meme and yet they came out with they had to start turning away supplies because so many people brought food and donations For the 50 people who were homeless and didn't even have a place to fucking shower.
They had one shower among them.
Which, I mean, if you got a space in Martha's Vineyard, yeah, let them shower and sleep in your fucking home, you know, until you get better accommodations figured out, of course.
But yeah, they think this is an own, that there's footage of Martha's Vineyard, like, catering, bringing catered food to unhoused migrants, and like,
It's like, fuck, you, like, served this up to liberals, you know, if we're talking politics here, if we're talking to human beings as politics, like, this is what the takeaway is gonna be for people, is that even, like, elite East Coast liberals have more compassion for, uh, you know, homeless migrants than you guys do.
Yeah, yeah, they did a lot of service for him, a lot of good PR, which sucks.
And all these people, you know, the people who like this stunt, there's a crossover between like regular Republicans, regular Trump supporters, and then like the people on, you know, supposedly on the left or the communists who have like
made hating liberals their whole personality to the point where they're like laughing at this they're they they think this is great as well they just forced all the liberals to tip the BLM waitress that's what they did uh and it's it's like you don't look normal laughing at homeless people being trafficked you don't look normal laughing at this stuff and Like, what's your solution?
Your solution is to crack down on immigration, period?
As, oh, based Republican, based, you know, I'm against the New World Order, I'm against the Great Reset, I'm against the World Economic Foundation, or whatever.
So, because I'm so against these elites, I want to give $50 billion to Homeland Security to develop more advanced surveillance on the border and more advanced human detection and tracking of people and their free movements.
Yeah, totally.
That sounds great.
That definitely sounds like you're sticking it to the people in charge, for sure.
Yeah, no, fuck it.
I don't even want to donate money.
I want to go down there myself and I'll do the human detection services myself.
I mean, yeah, we've had those people in the past for sure.
You know, another thing that they're trying to, oh, liberals couldn't even handle, you know, and it's like, it sucks having to defend liberals, right?
Because like, like you said, Tony, I mean, I will, I will, let me walk that back.
I think for all their faults, like liberal rank and file, like liberal voters actually do care about migrants and actually do care about immigration as a political project.
You know, they're not like for abolishing borders or anything like that, obviously.
And you can get them to, you can sort of like contrarian or do reverse psychology on them and get them to support Democrats crackdown at the border by comparing Biden to Trump, you know, in that respect.
And they'll just reflexively defend Biden's policies no matter what.
You know, you can get the more partisan people to act like that.
But I think in general, Liberals do have compassion for undocumented people and immigrants.
Maybe their solutions aren't great, and maybe there is a form of elitism there, especially if you're a more well-off liberal.
What's funny about that compassion and that...
Liberals find immigrant stories endearing and they see things like a chef's table story about a chef who came over here and had the best recipe and married the right white man who was able to get her papers and now they have one of the best restaurants in Philly.
That's what they're thinking, but they're also thinking, Look what they had to do.
Look what they had to go through to get here.
And it's like, why did they have to go through that?
Yeah.
Look at the trials and tribulations they had to do to get here.
They had to walk through the desert.
Why did they have to do that?
Like, the reason that you think it's so endearing are hurdles that we have put up.
Totally.
And it's just a way to kind of, like, justify the things you don't want to question.
Yeah, it's... I mean, America has so many sadistic policies in general that I think you have to, like, accept a certain number of them just to live in... not in, like, existential panic, unfortunately.
The own about, oh, they called the National Guard, you know, they called the military to, like, arrest them or something like that is the joke, you know.
Martha's Vineyard couldn't handle what Texas handles all the time, what Texas is made to, quote, put up with.
They had to ship them off to army barracks or whatever, and it's like, I mean, you're not like getting the liberals on hypocrisy thinking that the government should help unhoused or undocumented people.
That's like the, that's the liberal solution to, you know, in the, in the broadest sense, that's the liberal solution to my, you know, mass migration or homelessness or whatever is that the, is that the government steps in and helps people.
And it's like in this country, the only government we have, the military industrial complex is the only industrial complex we have in this country.
So of course the military is going to be the ones Well, on that, on like the National Guard thing, that's what's always so interesting about this country is that it's almost insulting.
I've always thought it's interesting that whenever a natural disaster happens or whatever, the National Guard, who is this branch of the military, who is still this like armed branch of the military, is the resource.
So we're saying we have the resources to give shelter.
We have this, but the infrastructure is put through the military, and that's the whole problem.
That's the whole thing here.
Why is that the answer?
So we have shelter.
We can do this.
We can do better than FEMA shelters, but we're doing the National Guard instead.
The National Guard's taking care of it, so that's why it sucks.
It is the same response that we would have to a natural disaster.
We don't say, oh look, FEMA's coming in and arresting Hurricane Katrina victims or whatever.
It's like, no, they just neglect them for as long as possible until they're forced to do something about it.
Yeah, right here.
As authorities figure out the next step for migrants, they were given shelter at Joint Base Cape Cod, where dormitory-style accommodations, clothing, toiletry kits, and food will be provided.
Legal and health care services, including mental health and crisis counseling aid, will also be provided.
So, I mean, all things considered, that's good if they actually get that stuff.
It is extremely unfortunate that the military are the people who have to do this.
And, I mean, we all know how migrant people and migrant children are treated once they're in the custody of the federal government.
So, I mean, I don't have, like, high hopes.
I don't think that this is the way that it should be done.
But it says the way the country is built.
So like you're not doing hypocrisy by saying, oh, you needed big government to take care.
Why couldn't?
This is what a lot of them are saying.
This is like the crux of the own here.
Evjdub says the island triples in population during the summer.
If they can house that many people, they can house 50.
That's the joke here, is that, oh, liberals want to house migrants, yet they're not giving up their homes, their second homes, their third homes, to house migrants.
It's like, yes, let's seize second and third and fourth homes from, quote, the liberals, to house unhoused people.
Please, absolutely, let us do that.
Yeah, you're missing it.
You're so close.
You're getting all the images, but you're just not putting them together correctly.
Oh, hotels, businesses that lie empty for most of the year?
Yeah, absolutely.
Nationalize those.
Make those into public housing, please.
Yeah, let's run it, please.
We're good with that.
Pay the state workers who maintain and manage those facilities $40 an hour.
And it would also be great for Martha's Vineyard's economy because then they have, then they have, you know, a market year round.
Like these are all, what you're saying is real.
What you're saying is real.
Except for it's not just, it's not just Martha's Vineyard.
It's whatever stupid town you're into that has, you know, um, that has a bunch of apartments who are owned by some out of state company.
It's the same thing.
Like just, you're just putting it on what you think are the libs, you know?
Yeah, it's really like you, you know, it's a meme at this point, it's cliche at this point.
It really is like you could do communism as long as you told them it was to own the libs.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
We're gonna take the second and third homes of all these rich liberal elitists and use them for state purposes.
The state, the based state, is going to steal these wealthy elites' second, third homes.
They're gonna, hey, they're gonna take Bernie Sanders' little cottage on the lake, too.
Don't worry about it, folks.
Don't worry about that.
That's gone.
I'm moving in there.
Yeah and we're gonna house migrants to own the libs and they're gonna be like no wait that guy you took his second and third house that guy was a Republican that guy was a no actually he secretly told me he liked that the Little Mermaid was black.
Yeah actually his niece is gay so I don't know if you knew that but yeah so they had it coming.
Yeah, they can house them.
Those liberal elites can house them or whatever.
It's supposed to be an own, but it's like immigrants in Texas are being housed, to the degree that you can call it that, by liberal and conservative money.
Like I said earlier, nobody is taking your house in Texas to house these people.
Nobody is demanding that you host and quarter foreign troops.
Let's get into some more of these responses because they're just like insane.
Like, you know, this is a common response.
Victor Young says, hilarious, and they deserve 20,000 more.
Just like not viewing these people as people.
They are just a literal, like, existential punishment.
They are an ontological burden for my enemies to bear.
And wouldn't it be funny if we had even- we should take houses away from people just so there are more homeless people that we can then punish liberals with.
Wouldn't that be cool?
Yeah.
Yeah we should like call Wells Fargo and get them to foreclose on people and send those people there.
Is Wells Fargo still foreclosing on people with Alzheimer's?
Are they still doing that?
I can't remember actually.
I forgot.
I think I paid that off.
Did you?
Did you?
Why is this bill here then?
That's a real thing that happened by the way.
Like a lot.
Bozena Mirta says, DeSantis is the best player ever.
I absolutely adore the guy.
1000 likes and loves.
And yeah, he's just a player.
He's just a player moving chess pieces around on a board, which again, are human lives.
Just throwing them into the fucking trash is a real, real smart move.
Wow.
This guy's a real smart cookie.
Abandoning 50 people without social security numbers in the middle of the street.
Like, this has to be a crime, right?
I don't think the busting part, but I think the lying part has to be some sort of crime.
It is a crime, but good luck prosecuting it.
There's probably some Florida caveat law where it's like, okay, because it's Florida.
Well, and even if it's not part of a crime, you're definitely violating regulations within the state.
You're not executing your duties as a DHS agent or as a Border Patrol agent.
It's just like every time a cop breaks the law, it's like, okay, yeah, cool, they did something wrong, so what?
Who's going to punish them?
You know, DHS and Border Patrol lie to migrants all the fucking time.
It's like all they do.
They've been doing it for decades.
They tell them, oh, actually, you're not allowed to seek asylum.
Actually, we passed a law saying you're not allowed to do that.
Again, this is not like new treatment of migrants.
It's just a new way of doing it.
It's a new type of stunt.
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah, because like I said, we've been doing the busing for a while.
I was hoping there's some sort of catch in the lying and coercion.
But I mean, like we said, I doubt that's going to happen.
It'd be cool if there's like a small little pocket of people who are now bawling in America because they were lied to by some mayor.
I would love to see that happen.
I mean, the person who allegedly was signing them up To promising them jobs and housing and enticing them onto this bus with lies with somebody named Perla according to migrant statements who didn't give her last name and then also made the migrants like Made these people sign, uh, some sort of, like, waiver.
Some sort of... Oh, fuck.
Document that probably waived all legal recourse, you know, to what happened to them.
So...
His name is Perla, and she was speaking to the migrants, and I fucking hate the math I'm doing in my head.
This is probably some self-hating brown person.
I hate that so much.
Yeah, this is the boss queen Latina who was in that CIA ad last Super Bowl.
Yeah, this is the boss queen Latina who's dating Jeff Bezos now.
Um, just a couple more responses, just truly, like, deranged stuff.
From thedonald.win, um, Crackerjack2 says, they are not illegal immigrants.
This is an invasion of an army!
The ones caught are prisoners of war.
As such a war footing applies, POWs are moved around all the time.
We should send these prisoners of war back at some point.
Might as well be now.
Are we at war with these countries?
Did you know that we're at war with these countries?
That's awkward.
I'm going to Tijuana to get my teeth done.
Should I go to a country I'm at war with to get my teeth done?
This is pretty fucked up.
Donger Lord replies to this.
Any soldier caught wearing civilian clothing is committing a war crime and the only punishment is death.
These are like children and like regular ass people.
Old ladies.
Yeah, they're like secret soldiers.
They're called child soldiers, Tony.
We kill them all the time.
It's actually good when we kill them.
Wait, you checked all those babies for explosives, right?
You know they use them as shields.
Uh, yeah.
So just like, okay, starting off with the premise that, uh, migrants and refugees, uh, they're actually an army, right?
Everybody, right.
We all agree with that.
They're actually soldiers in an army, which gives us the right to, to put them wherever we want to inter them as, as long as we want, which we do, by the way.
We do do that, those things to them.
And then somebody else of course has to one-up this and be like, oh no, actually it means they're a spy and we get to kill them.
And you know, these have positive responses.
These are like positively received in the Donald.
This is the way a lot of them think.
Donger Lord also says, they are invading our country.
The only sentence is death.
Once a few of them realize what happened to their fellow invaders, they'll all scramble back to Mexico.
So just somebody whose life has never been impacted by an undocumented immigrant or by a refugee or anything, just like, tricking them, convincing themselves that it's actually justified under international law to kill them.
See, I know what you're gonna say.
I know the first thing you're gonna say is, like, do these people even have weapons?
And that's what's fucked up, is they actually have a plan.
They were gonna come steal your weapons.
Oh, fuck.
They were gonna come take your weapons to then kill you.
So, you know, yeah, obviously we have to kill these people.
What the fuck?
Like, yeah, this fantasy that we're at, it's still like World War II and we're catching spies.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah and I mean it could just it I think it all stems from the uh the American state of being which is that yeah it's just a military that's all we do all we do is war that's the only industry in this country that's the only reason for the government to exist is to kill people kill our enemies etc and this of course trickles down to uh both migrants uh but also just uh homeless homeless people in our country and also just people we disagree with Uh, they're, they're, you know, the, the war comes home.
Uh, we're supposed to defend this country against threats, both foreign and domestic.
So we got all our bases covered.
I think that's about everything we need.
Uh, the last comment is from Babble Rabble.
I don't know, really illustrates how demented these people are.
I never want to meet this person.
This person is so annoying.
Babble Rabble says, we are all now merry pranksters.
Dot dot dot dot dot.
Further!
Is Mary Pranksters a thing?
Because it's capitalized.
Should I know what Mary Pranksters are?
You shouldn't know what Mary Pranksters are.
It is a thing, but you have no business knowing what they are.
Is it that show where they do the pranks?
Yeah, it's Impractical Jokers.
Also known as the Impractical Jokers where they lace a random diner patron's water with LSD to blow their minds.
No, the Merry Pranksters were like the hippies.
They were like the original hippies who traveled the country in a bus and the bus was called further.
Which I didn't know.
I knew who the Mary Pranksters were.
That's why I fucking loved this response to it.
Amazing.
But I was looking up more about them.
And yeah, the bus that they traveled across the country doing LSD and methamphetamines and shit was called Further.
So... I don't get it.
That sounds tight.
I don't understand.
What?
Is it because the hippies grew up to be capitalists?
Is that what they're talking?
Are they that petty?
It is tight, Tony.
The Merry Pranksters were tight and that's why it's cool that Ron DeSantis is now officially a Merry Prankster.
Because, yeah, much like the hippies crossing the country in a van trying to blow people's minds with LSD and various other drugs, we're forcibly relocating migrants on a bus, though they're still on a bus, to other parts of the country to blow people's minds.
Whoa, it's poverty, bro.
Isn't it crazy?
Isn't your world turned upside down?
You know, you say they're just immigrants, but we call them machinists.
And when people see them, their minds are blown and they're opened up.
It's gonna fucking blow these normies' minds when they see 50 homeless people looking for food and shelter and work.
I just don't like oh man it bums me out when I see this I was like some people how your mind sucks so bad that you can't even do like drugs in a cool way like you're like you can't even be this isn't supposed to be a good thing and you're like oh you're supposed to it's LSD and stuff like that and psychotropics are usually pretty like they can be pretty like life affirming and like positive and to to turn him into this is so fucking weird the this probably this like political stunt um
Trafficking human beings like cattle as a joke Probably did like open up some people's minds in the same way that like LSD opens up other people's minds They probably saw that and they saw the fabric of the universe.
Oh, wow.
I can just like treat people Treat people like objects like like pieces of trash to discard.
Whoa, that that is crazy I didn't I never thought about that They say that if your trip is just right, you can see the hand of what might be God moving things around on the planet.
That could be us.
We could just pick people up and drop them off on an island.
Think about that.
Yeah, wow.
I took this huge dose of Fox News the other night and the machine elves came out and told me that actually poverty is a weapon to be wielded against your enemies and the specter of human misery is actually a pretty effective and fun tool to use.
Dang, that's awesome.
I hate this.
It is, again, like knowing how poverty and abuse of migrants, like actually knowing how that stuff works and enjoying it.
And finding a new way to enjoy it.
Now we aren't just punishing the migrants, which is good.
We aren't just punishing asylum seekers and refugees, all those things we love, of course.
We discovered a new way.
Now we can use their pain to punish liberals as well.
It's funny because the human element is so separated from this, of the migrants themselves, that they don't even use the scare tactics they used to be.
There's no mention of MS-13 in this.
There was.
They assumed that trafficking 50 asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard was going to create an open-air drug trade.
We'll see how the liberals like it there when their city is overrun by MS-13.
Yeah, they definitely were hoping for that sort of thing.
Because it's like, but you do see it a lot now in like these comments where you don't even need that part of it.
Yeah.
You don't even need that aspect of it because it's already just, you know, it's fair game.
I mean, sick shit.
Nobody's going to do anything about it.
Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott, they're going to...
Uh, keep, you know, keep using human beings as political stunts.
The federal government is going to, uh, continue like trying to get rid of as many asylum seekers as possible.
Um, but also people on the ground are going to be.
Continuing to organize and try to help people like what we saw in this instance and what happens every day in this country in homeless shelters and in sponsor homes and families.
There are people trying to take care of immigrants and people who need help in general.
So it's something, I guess, to remember in the specter of all this sadism.
Speaking of sadism, I have a story here that I saw which was, again, mind-boggling.
I really think it goes pretty well with our previous segment.
Lakewood Township cut down town square trees to deter homeless.
So, not quite intentionally punishing liberals with homelessness.
More like incidentally punishing everybody because of your unwillingness to view homeless people as human beings.
Yeah.
Let me read here.
This is from the New York Post.
This is in New Jersey.
There was like a sort of town, like town square, town center with like a little slightly raised like amphitheater where I'm assuming, you know, live bands would play or maybe there'd be like stage productions or like kids shows or that sort of thing with, you know, nice, nice trees scattered here and there, you know, around the brick sidewalk and recreational area.
Now all gone, just cut down because they didn't, they didn't like homeless people having shade.
They didn't like homeless people having shade trees.
Let me read here.
A New Jersey town made the controversial decision to cut down trees from a public square to deter homeless people from congregating in the area, according to a report.
Uh, Lakewood Township made the move on the recommendation of the police department's quality of life unit following complaints from residents and city workers of homeless people in its town square.
And this is, let this be a fucking lesson to any one of you out there.
If you want to complain about homeless people to your city government or to your state government or whatever, the fucking solution is going to be even worse than it was before.
The solution is going to be worse because that's all complaining to a sadistic enterprise that runs on real estate, i.e.
your city or state, complaining to them about the homeless.
Don't worry, they already hate the homeless, okay?
They're already doing everything they can to prevent the homeless from being alive, being allowed to be alive, essentially.
You making even more of a fuss about it is only going to result in Insane things like this, cutting down trees.
I mean, this is like when I was growing up, the park across the street from my house, they took down the basketball hoops there because it attracted the wrong element.
So cool.
Now I don't get to play basketball because some people complained about kids smoking weed at the park.
Yeah, and neither does anybody.
The trope of slinging Crack Rocker got a wicked jump shot, you gotta be able to practice that jump shot.
But they don't want you getting out.
I was in line at the coffee shop the other day, and these motherfuckers in front of me, these two old white men, were talking.
And he goes like, Hey, did you ever get that taken care of in the back?
He goes, yeah, I cut the trees down and now they're not hanging out anymore.
Talking about on house people behind this like property.
He cut down the trees from his own property.
Just to deter and they were like, well, you know, well, cause yeah, the construction, you can't, you can't stop them from stealing stuff.
I promise you on house, people are not going on your, your, your construction sites and stealing your stuff to the point where it's like, it's just not happening.
You think they're going to steal your supplies to build their own house or something like fuck off.
And this, this, this is what I'm saying.
The reason why I'm saying this is because this is so common.
That you will just hear two old white men in a coffee shop talking about doing the same thing the city did.
Literally cutting off your nose to spite your face.
I mean, how much more of a biblical metaphor can you fucking... Cutting the baby in half because we can't agree that which of us deserves to have the baby.
Yeah, and it's funny because you see these people and I look and I'm like, you're a fucking monster.
You're like, I should beat the shit out of you right now.
Yeah, totally.
I mean, and it sucks.
Beating the shit out of somebody isn't going to like replace, you know, decades old trees.
It sucks.
It's like, I would do it.
And you know, what happened?
Well, he cut some trees down.
So you beat the shit out of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't enough, unfortunately.
I wish I could do more.
So, so disgusting.
Yeah.
I mean, and this is like, this is all, once again, this is all the politics we have in this country is our options are a status quo of a slow, steady decline while, you know, the elite in this country, while the, the upper echelons of this country continue to like take everything from everybody else.
Either the slow managed decline of the status quo or just making things worse to hurt the people you don't like.
That's, you know, making things worse to hurt the people you don't like and everybody else, including probably yourself.
I mean, even if it is, you know, it's a property he owns, that means he's probably well off.
He's probably got shade of his own to sit under.
Yeah.
Now your business doesn't have trees.
Your business sucks now, dude.
Yep.
Nobody wants to be there now.
The one thing I see everywhere I go, and mind you, this is Southern California, this is the Inland Empire, where there aren't any trees to begin with!
And the next week, it was 109 degrees.
Fuck.
You know, and everywhere I go, I'm in parking lots, and I'm like, why is there not a mandate to have more trees in parking lots?
That's disgusting.
People who have never been to California or Southern California in particular, they have this view of it.
And once you go there, all it is is freeways and parking lots.
That's all Southern California is until you get down to the beach and there's some actual And, you know, stuff to do.
The rest of the place is just fucking strip malls and blacktop.
It sucks.
It's an infrastructure that makes a hot climate literally hotter.
Yeah.
Like, it's choking itself out.
And one of the biggest differences they can do is plant trees, but planting trees would give shade to on-house people.
That's really why they don't do it.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
Yeah, Aaron Bell.
So this is from the New York Post comment section.
Lots of good ideology in here.
Aaron Bell says, it's so disgustingly stupid on its face that it's almost impressive how creative their idiocy is.
Yes, absolutely.
And then Kay responds, since you are so impressively smart, why don't you let the homeless camp in your yard and home?
And once again- I don't have to.
Yeah, this is conflating like a public square with your personal property.
Yep.
This is conflating the entire country with your personal- how dare those immigrants come onto my property, i.e.
America.
And it's like, my response to that is, I shouldn't have to because they should be able to crash in my city square, or better yet, the money I'm already giving them should go to giving them shelter.
I'm not opposed to that.
You don't want to give them an option.
How about our taxes go to something other than helping Brett Favre build a volleyball stadium for his daughter?
How about that?
How about we get some clean water before we get a volleyball stadium for Brett Favre's daughter?
We might have to cover that story.
Getting $5-$6 million in welfare funds to build a college volleyball court for his daughter who plays volleyball and is at that college.
Again, this is the kind of thing that if we saw this in a different country, if we saw them building stadiums before they had clean water in the same state, There would be intervention.
I mean, unless it was Saudi Arabia or another one of our friends in the Middle East.
Unless it was Saudi Arabia, yeah.
Qatar.
LG says, looks like someone made a hefty donation to the mayor's campaign to encourage the removal of trees to accommodate space parentheses wants of families in the community without conducting a town hall meeting to discuss solutions to the problem.
Um, I guarantee you if they had had a town hall meeting, um, about the homeless problem in, in this New Jersey township or whatever, there would have been far worse solutions posed by, uh, by the more active members of this community.
I'm, I'm sure.
They would have just also handed out Orbeez guns to, to the townspeople.
If you have, if you, if you can prove the owner rent property, if you own, if you own a property, we'll give you a free Orbeez gun and you can go, you can go shoot down house people with Orbeez guns.
Oh, I thought what you were going to say is they were going to give all the unhoused people Orbeez guns so then the cops could come clean up the mess.
For real.
Yeah.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
By, you know, killing them.
Luke S. replies, too many nutsy left-wing liberals.
Town Hall wouldn't do any good.
The Libby's would just want to hand out more free stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, they would.
Super Libby New Jersey.
Well, it's, you know, it's blue and purple.
It depends on the, you know, the area or whatever, but it's like, yeah, liberals probably would want more social services to a certain degree.
We probably would want a actual solution.
You know, once again, you should never, you don't really have to hand it to the liberals, but Jesus Christ.
I mean, they would, I think they would generally do better than, Cutting down trees to burn homeless people.
At least liberal voters.
I'm not talking about liberal politicians here.
I'm talking about liberal voters.
I believe there's a difference.
BlueStateBear says, cut down trees to remove homeless.
What did the tree have to do with homeless people?
Are they using hammocks?
Keep the trees.
Send these folks to California with a one-way pass.
There it is.
There you go.
Come on down.
Yeah.
God Save the Republic says, just bus them up to New York and save the trees.
Wow.
Echoes.
Wow.
Am I getting deja vu from 10 minutes ago?
Listen, I need 10 trees for every on-house person you're sending our way, OK?
And then you can go ahead and do that.
Cronkite, again, says, remind these bums that winter is coming and offer them a bus ticket to sunny California.
And Luke S says, yes, but make sure it's a ticket that can't be cashed in.
Cronkite replies, you could try the Texas approach.
Chartered buses.
It could be quite a joke.
This is from two weeks ago, by the way.
This is their mindset.
This is from before the Martha's Vineyard meme.
You could try the Texas approach.
Chartered buses.
It would be quite a joke.
Winters here in New Jersey aren't pleasant.
We have a bus here that will take you to San Diego.
Three days later on the bus.
Hey, why does that sign say Bismarck?
Three miles.
Oh yeah, so sending people into sub-zero freezing temperatures as a joke to own the homeless.
And again, busing them to California because it's sunny year-round in California?
Yes, that is one big reason why California has a large homeless population.
California, of course, extreme inequality runs rampant in California.
The real estate industry has a stranglehold on the state as a whole.
Liberal elites, you know in in places like Oakland in the Bay Area in LA They are of course like pricing people out of their homes causing homelessness But a reason you see like homeless people at the beach is because it's a nice place if you have to live outside It's like somewhere we've talked to it's something we've talked about before right and these
Republicans, these right-wingers, will acknowledge that when it's time to make a joke about how you can get rid of homeless people or whatever.
They're not saying, look how important shelter is.
That's not what they're saying.
Because that is the outcome of it.
That's how important shelter is.
Where you're located in regards to weather is your livelihood.
And the reason why California's weather is so great is not because the weather is great, it's because you won't freeze to death.
Yeah.
It sucks to live outside in California also, obviously.
Yeah, you'll see on-house people who are just a different shade than they were born.
Because they are outside being punished by the sun 24-7 with no protection, and it's fucked.
But they don't freeze to death, which is what happens to other places.
Yeah, if you do want to help out, Local mutual aid for unhoused people, sunscreen, depending on what state you're in.
Yeah, sunscreen is actually a very good thing you can give to those groups.
You can donate to those groups.
Yeah, sunscreen goes out in every hygiene pack.
It's very crucial.
Um, but yeah, let's go Brandon here says the age-old metaphor of don't feed the bears when it comes to vagrants holds true in every situation This is why only democrat-run areas end up with these problems.
They incentivize the homeless which attracts dot dot dot more bears Then the bears realize they can demand more and more, and the experience spreads.
Stop feeding the bears and they will go elsewhere.
This is a pretty old meme.
This is something you see a lot, you know, in right-wing political cartoons treating human beings like as if they're animals, as if they're...
A pest to be dissuaded at the very best, but exterminated at the worst.
Just generally not tolerated in your area, which is again the public square.
But yeah, this is why Democrat-run areas end up with these problems.
Democrat-run areas are places like California, again, where you're able to stay alive if you live outside.
There's also just more people in Democrat-run areas.
So there's by definition going to be more unhoused people, unfortunately.
I mean there are so like deplorable here says cities close public restrooms because they can attract seedy people plus they need to be cleaned and maintained.
It's like, yeah, that's a great example of another thing we do to spite homeless people that lowers the quality of life.
That's so funny that it was the police quality of life division that advocated for cutting down public trees.
Yeah.
Well, quality of life, we're actually experts on quality of life, and this is how you lower it enough to scare homeless people away.
And like they're saying right here, Yeah, someone should clean and maintain it.
No one does that, which is why things do become a little squalor-esque.
It's because no one is maintaining that.
If you were to have public restrooms that were being cleaned regularly, and maybe even had a needle exchange there, It would be beautiful, and we've seen that happen, and it is beautiful if it's maintained, but it's not maintained.
It's neglected.
And instead, those resources go to... You know what?
If you want a cop to do a job, have them clean the bathrooms.
Like, they can do that.
That could be part of their beat.
I don't know why it's not.
You're saying it, but you're just missing it, you fucking asshole.
Well, and it's funny because you're acknowledging in this statement that closing the public restrooms didn't give people homes.
It didn't suddenly reformat the economy.
It didn't suddenly reestablish the welfare state or open up, you know, public health centers or anything like that.
It just closed public restrooms and made life worse for everybody.
I would love For there to be a public restroom so I don't have to piss in an alley or something and, you know, stink up the alley and also, like, possibly get a ticket for public urination because I had to do a natural bodily function that's totally normal and stop... quit looking at me when I'm doing it.
And I couldn't go into the Starbucks and do it because I just looked too messy that day and I couldn't go clean up in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom where I usually would.
It's cyclical and it's causing its own problem and you're not seeing it because the same person who's mad about who thinks that we should close down the bathrooms are the same people who are mad about the guy shitting in front of your doorway which you deserve it.
Yeah, exactly!
That's like the meme about San Francisco is, oh, there's human feces in the street.
Yeah, because they closed the public restrooms.
Exactly.
Where's the shit supposed to go?
Yeah, you think anybody's stoked to go take a shit outside?
Those people are rare.
Very rare.
I'm not going to say that they don't exist.
Don't shame them.
Don't erase the poop fetish people.
They deserve a voice.
Ben David says, and I mean, nothing should really shock MDC listeners at this point, but I would just Was taken a little bit of back by this.
Ben David says, please dot dot dot look up the movie Soylent Green with Charlton Heston.
This is the solution dot dot dot.
This is the solution!
And I wouldn't have included this comment in here, except I saw it twice from two different people suggesting That processing homeless people into food was the correct solution.
The first time I saw it, I thought it was like, oh, it's a, it's, it's like an ironic joke that the world government is going to do, do this to.
No, they, this is like how much they hate homeless people.
Once again, this is filet mignon death cult.
This is advocating for cannibalism to own the, to own the libs, to own the homeless people.
And this is also coming from the people who are like, oh, the World Economic Forum, those elites, they're going to make you eat bugs instead of red meat.
They're not going to let you have red meat anymore.
They're going to make you eat crickets and insects and stuff.
Yeah.
But also we should kill homeless people for food because.
Yeah.
Why would you eat crickets when we have, you know, beautiful homeless people?
Yeah.
Honestly, they need to go do a check on Ben David because there's a chance that Ben David might have body parts inside of their fridge.
It's just so astounding to see the right wing pretend to care about domination from the elites and a conspiracy theory to like Immiserate everybody in a conspiracy theory to steal people's homes and shit when like that's the system we already have.
The system we already have is so cruel towards people to the point where you're cheering on shuttling off migrants in a boxcar As a joke.
Yeah.
Where do you think these elites, what mindset do you think they have?
They look at you the way you look at migrants.
They treat humanity with the same disdain that you treat homeless people and migrants with.
Yeah, you're the parasite that you think they are.
How are you supposed to oppose a political project built on dehumanizing people with this sort of political ideology?
You can't!
You can only weaponize it against the specific people you don't like.
And oops, it looks like it got away from us and now the elites are doing it to all of us.
Oopsie daisy.
Yep, that easy.
And I think it's just self-importance.
They think that they are that much better when they've got to realize, no, we're nothing either.
Yeah, you're only a great reset away from being homeless.
Isn't that your whole political meme at this point?
Isn't that what your movement is saying?
You know, oh yeah like you you love using the first they came for the socialists and I said nothing because I was not a socialist thing but applied to like what Trump supporters or something right pillow salesman pillow salesman exactly yeah no it's literally the homeless and the migrants they did this shit to the homeless and the migrants and you cheered it on so they kept doing it and now you're at the receiving end of it
Yeah, because if it's effective, then they have to get rid of the lowest common denominator, and that's you.
And it's not even like doing it so much that it's tolerated, because that's where we're at now.
Now it is doing it in a way where you can get people to cheer it on and throw little ticker tape parades as they shovel people into boxcars and send them, quote, away.
Yeah, like the only way, the only thing we have to do is they're already doing it in secret.
So if we're going to do it more publicly, we just have to make it a little funny.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Which is exactly what they did.
It's not a hypothetical anymore.
We, we, this is what the episode was about.
It's yeah, fuck man.
And then yeah, the, the, the last one I want to read is Wendola says, what a stupid idea.
It will not keep the homeless away.
It will however ruin a public space.
Quote, everyone suffers the socialist motto.
Oh, that's a spin on it, bro.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, totally.
It was socialism that did protecting private interests at all costs at the expense of homeless people.
Like, look up homelessness in China, bro.
Look up homelessness in the USSR and find out what the actual socialist motto towards homelessness was.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead and look up that history.
Fuck, man.
That sucks so bad.
Totally missing it.
You're so gross.
The most vicious aspects of capitalism rebranded as communism, you know, described as socialism.
No, this is like capitalism at its... literally destroying the environment, which capitalism is already doing, but destroying the environment not even for like immediate profit, just to avoid like having to give public funds to people.
I can't wait to see footage of next year's 4th of July celebration there in that town square where there's just people passing out from heat exhaustion while they're trying to watch the big band in the town square.
I want that footage.
30 years from now, New Jersey experiences a spike in people pretending, claiming to have skin cancer just so they can get a free handout from the government.
Well, don't worry.
We got a bus for them, too.
Yeah, exactly.
Because we've already done the other job.
Now we bought new buses.
Yeah, it's fucked up, man.
Alright, sorry to do such a dark episode.
This is important shit that's happening.
I'm also feeling a little loopy because we recorded this at 9am on Sunday because I am going to Teamsters UPS contract kickoff rally.
For, you know, leading up to our next year's negotiations with UPS, which we're all very excited about.
You know, there's a lot of labor militancy in the air.
There's a lot of workers' fights happening, and that's going to be us next year.
So keep an eye out for that.
I'm going to try to take a picture with Sean O'Brien.
I normally don't take photos with celebrities and stuff, but I kind of like the guy.
I want to see if I can stand next to him and ask, hey, hey, sir, can you can you say fuck the corporations for me again on video while I stand next to you?
Can you say that, please?
Thank you.
Yeah, please.
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Well, have fun.
Have fun today.
Go get it.
Go be loud.
Go be loud.
And you know, what you're doing right now is you are getting together, and this is a reminder of all the negativity we've kind of put out there today.
The one time that we do work and we can be loud is when we are together.
So that's how we guys each other.
Just kind of remember that.
We talk about how individualism doesn't really work so often and we're making fun of these conservatives.
And yeah, that's because the only way we're going to have any power is together.
So just keep that in mind.
You know, get each other's back.
Well said, absolutely.
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