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| Steven Johnson also replies, just wrote Pizza Hut to let them know I was done with them due to this WOKE policy. | |
| Asked them to respectfully remove me from any email and USPS mailings since I would not be doing business with them due to their decision. | |
| I also put some mysterious white powder in the envelope. | |
| Like, what do you expect? | |
| Like, do you expect them to read this and be like, fuck. | |
| Oh, Steven Johnson's not coming. | |
| What if Steven Johnson buys that much Pizza Hut to where he's like, this will make a difference. | |
| I love the idea. | |
| It's so funny. | |
| Steven Johnson's a principal of a school is the problem. | |
| Or Steven Johnson's the fun boss. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh no. | |
| Oh no. | |
| They were having such good monthly numbers too. | |
| When I worked at the last corporate job I had, they didn't know I was vegan, and they put me in charge of ordering the pizza, and I ordered so much money worth of pizza. | |
| Vegan pizza? | |
| Yeah, it was like $250. | |
| $250. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| For like just a few, like for like, you know, a good amount. | |
| We fed the whole the whole warehouse, but I ordered a ton of vegan pizza. | |
| And then someone forgot. | |
| You must have been the most popular employee there, Tony. | |
| And then someone forgot about that. | |
| And they almost put me. | |
| No, they were there. | |
| They were still because I got I got what I did is I got I got like four plain cheese and then got like I got like eight wild over the top. | |
| Like vegan barbecue chicken, like vegan buffalo chicken, you know, whatever, whatever. | |
| Vegan, quote, meat lovers. | |
| And then they forgot about that, and like, a year later, they were like, oh hey, we have a BBQ coming, we're gonna put you in charge of that. | |
| And I was like, almost done, and then someone like remembered, and they took me off of it. | |
| I love the idea of calling you buying the shittiest food possible doing business with a corporation. | |
| I've decided not to do business. | |
| I've decided to end our business partnership of me stuffing my fat face with the greasiest processed food possible. | |
| I hope you find these terms acceptable, Pizza Hut. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna go somewhere with integrity, like Little Caesars. |