Minion Death Cult - I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)
Aired: 2022-06-09
Duration: 02:24


=== Steven's Protest Pizza (02:24) ===

[00:00:00]  Steven Johnson also replies, just wrote Pizza Hut to let them know I was done with them due to this WOKE policy.
[00:00:09]  Asked them to respectfully remove me from any email and USPS mailings since I would not be doing business with them due to their decision.
[00:00:19]  I also put some mysterious white powder in the envelope.
[00:00:23]  Like, what do you expect?
[00:00:24]  Like, do you expect them to read this and be like, fuck.
[00:00:27]  Oh, Steven Johnson's not coming.
[00:00:30]  What if Steven Johnson buys that much Pizza Hut to where he's like, this will make a difference.
[00:00:37]  I love the idea.
[00:00:38]  It's so funny.
[00:00:39]  Steven Johnson's a principal of a school is the problem.
[00:00:42]  Or Steven Johnson's the fun boss.
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:47]  Oh no.
[00:00:48]  Oh no.
[00:00:48]  They were having such good monthly numbers too.
[00:00:56]  When I worked at the last corporate job I had, they didn't know I was vegan, and they put me in charge of ordering the pizza, and I ordered so much money worth of pizza.
[00:01:07]  Vegan pizza?
[00:01:08]  Yeah, it was like $250.
[00:01:09]  $250.
[00:01:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:01:11]  For like just a few, like for like, you know, a good amount.
[00:01:14]  We fed the whole the whole warehouse, but I ordered a ton of vegan pizza.
[00:01:18]  And then someone forgot.
[00:01:23]  You must have been the most popular employee there, Tony.
[00:01:26]  And then someone forgot about that.
[00:01:28]  And they almost put me.
[00:01:28]  No, they were there.
[00:01:30]  They were still because I got I got what I did is I got I got like four plain cheese and then got like I got like eight wild over the top.
[00:01:39]  Like vegan barbecue chicken, like vegan buffalo chicken, you know, whatever, whatever.
[00:01:44]  Vegan, quote, meat lovers.
[00:01:45]  And then they forgot about that, and like, a year later, they were like, oh hey, we have a BBQ coming, we're gonna put you in charge of that.
[00:01:53]  And I was like, almost done, and then someone like remembered, and they took me off of it.
[00:01:59]  I love the idea of calling you buying the shittiest food possible doing business with a corporation.
[00:02:08]  I've decided not to do business.
[00:02:10]  I've decided to end our business partnership of me stuffing my fat face with the greasiest processed food possible.
[00:02:18]  I hope you find these terms acceptable, Pizza Hut.
[00:02:21]  Yeah, I'm gonna go somewhere with integrity, like Little Caesars.