Feb. 7, 2022 - Minion Death Cult
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| It's awesome and like this episode particularly takes on that thing because it's funny I every once in a while I'll watch it and like the kid will be in the room and I usually don't mind too much because she's watched like Grey's Anatomy with her mom and stuff and so in my mind I'm like whatever it can't be worse than Grey's Anatomy right? | |
| Well I forgot this one this episode is season 1 episode 7 it's called Full Moon parentheses Creepy AF. | |
| In life of the show, I didn't take the creepy AF part seriously. | |
| And then I felt terrible for letting my kid watch some of this. | |
| Yeah, there were a few moments of just graphic violence that I was not expecting. | |
| At all. | |
| Totally effective, too. | |
| Yeah, you know, because I went into this blind, I didn't know what 9-1-1 is. | |
| And starting in the middle is great because it was just like, oh, this guy had a spike through his head. | |
| I'm like, what the fuck? | |
| And they barely mention it. | |
| And the only way you can tell is that there's a little red smudge on his forehead. | |
| Yeah, Chimney has a little scar. | |
| That's right, and I'm just like solving this mystery as we go along, like, what's happening to these people? | |
| Yeah, there's a part where Buck makes a comment, it's like, oh yeah, I'm doing better, and then Abby says, oh, after your tracheotomy last week? | |
| I'm like, what the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Everything moves so fast. | |
| People are living centuries in a day. | |
| They do this thing where they try to do reality without doing reality at all. | |
| The truth of a tracheotomy is if you need an emergency infill to tracheotomy, you're probably never going to be the same. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| So, Tyler, you should tell us about your expertise in the medical field. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| You have context there. | |
| I'm a first responder. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You should probably say that. | |
| Yeah, I did mention that. | |
| I am a nurse who works in the ER, and I interact with these people and see all this shit all the time. | |
| So many bad things here. | |
| Uh, yeah, the medicine. | |
| Nate saw me screaming at the TV a couple times. | |
| But I kind of had to let it go. | |
| Like, I kind of treated it like it was a Star Trek where they're just running their doctor laser over someone and making someone better. | |
| Because that's what you have to do. | |
| You turn your brain off. | |
| Well, you've done infield tracheotomies. | |
| You do it all the time, right? | |
| Well, I've been there, and they're not good. | |
| Wait, really? | |
| I was making a joke. | |
| No, no. | |
| In my entire career, I think I've seen one tracheotomy, and it was one of the most horrific things I've ever seen. | |
| Yeah, it's like awful. | |
| And like, usually you're pretty much, your brain's severely damaged by the time they do that in the field, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah, you're pretty fucked. | |
| It's like that reality of like, people don't survive CPR. | |
| Like that's just not, that doesn't happen. | |
| Like that stuff, you kind of have to live in that world that we kind of grew up in where this stuff works. | |
| And they help you with this episode in particular, because this one's called Full Moon. | |
| And I was really caught off guard with this opening monologue. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It started with a poem! | |
| Is it a poem? | |
| Did you, like, know it's a poem? | |
| Like, the way she said it, it was just like, oh, this is an artsy show. | |
| Because, again, we went in blind. | |
| We didn't know. | |
| Yeah, no clue. | |
| None. | |
| Like, okay, it's this kind of show. | |
| Like, you know, we're gonna get a vibe. | |
| It's gonna, you know. | |
| But it's not. | |
| It's not the type of show that usually starts with a poem. | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| Not at all! | |
| Like, there's this, like, gorgeous woman who looks sad, like, looks like she's crying and praying on the beach while she looks at a blood-red moon, talking about how the moon was a piece of Mars that crashed into us and it's longing to come back to us. | |
| And I'm like, what the fuck? | |
| How is this 9-1-1? | |
| Yeah, the moon is a piece of Mars that broke off from Mars, crashed into Earth, and then when it rebounded off, it's being kept in by the gravitational pull, and that's the moon. | |
| I've never even heard that before. | |
| No, me neither. | |
| And I grew up in the Boy Scouts. | |
| I've dated a million granola folk. | |
| That's not true. | |
| 500,000 is fine. | |
| I think 50 is the word. | |
| 50 granola folk, which we'll hear later on. |
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