Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litterbox in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to the entire bonus catalogue. In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of Trillbilly Worker's Party we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes for furries in public school restrooms. Spread by a Michigan Republican Party official, and exhaustedly denied by the superintendent of schools, reactionary parents latched on to this fake new front in identity politics/culture war (not) happening on school campuses. Also: Tom Macdonald and Adam Calhoun finally unite to release the same song they always release: I Hate Racism But Black People Deserve It
I have a speech prepared to read regarding the Testosterone Program.
She got him to say Merry Christmas.
That's crazy.
I need to address something else, not just to you as the board, but to parents and grandparents and taxpayers in our community.
Always about the taxpayers, man.
Oh no.
Woah!
Woah!
something.
Oh, no.
And I was stunned.
And today I am equally stunned and a little bit upset.
Well, not a little bit, a lot of it upset, furious.
Whoa.
I don't even use that word, but I want to talk to about.
Stop fucking around.
And I know this is going on nationwide, so it is not just for your, for this board, but our community needs to understand that the agenda that is being pushed through our schools is just my opinion.
But somewhat nefarious when it comes to some of the activities.
So let's talk about furries.
It was addressed by a child a couple of months ago.
Okay.
Lisa's gonna get to the bottom of it.
there are kids that identify as a furry, a cat or a dog, whatever.
And so yesterday I heard that at least one of our schools in our town has in one of the unisex bathrooms a litter box for the kids that identify as cats.
And I am really disturbed by that.
And I will do some more investigation on that.
I know what's going on nationwide.
Lisa's going to get to the bottom of it.
Nationwide.
I don't even want to understand it.
Yeah, we know.
We know, Lisa.
Clearly no one understands it.
Like, it's like... I mean, we'll get into it, but it's like how overly politicized everything is now.
I mean, these people have always had brain worms.
Always.
But like, now it's just like you're a grown-ass person who actually believes that other grown-ass adults are putting litter boxes in bathrooms for children, man.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
Well, not only that, but not only are they putting him in there, but they're also, like, getting approved?
Uh, they're being paid for?
You know?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like, there's a staff meeting?
There's a staff meeting where they're talking about... How can we accommodate the furry children?
Yeah, I kind of want to just say that these people know what they're doing.
They don't care how ridiculous they sound, they just know that they're ramping up the trans panic to another level.
I don't know, trying to red pill other people who don't really care about trans bathrooms or who aren't concerned or aren't, like, scared of trans kids, you know?
They're like, well, you might not be scared of trans kids, but what about, like, a trans pit bull?
You want a trans pitbull around your children.
So you think that maybe that these people are like not as dumb as they seem and some of them are like kind of like not grifting I guess but like like you said like they're sort of like ginning up like the trans panic by like going a step further like you don't think it's crazy like trans people are crazy well what about like you know kids who identify as animals right like it's like the helicopter joke right?
Yeah.
It's a slippery slope argument.
What's next?
You're going to marry your dog?
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a slippery slope argument where a conservative outlet, a media outlet, will find the most ridiculous example of a woke person or of somebody who's part of the queer community and use it to try and red pill or brain will find the most ridiculous example of a woke person or of somebody who's part of the queer community People.
There's a story going around right now about how a judge is going to try a trans woman who assaulted a girl in a bathroom as a minor. - Right.
Wow.
And if you actually look into the story, that assault took place before the person came out as trans, when they were a 17-year-old identifying as a boy, who like, yeah, assaulted a person, like a girl, like molested a girl in a bathroom, right?
But the trial is just now, like, finishing up.
It's funny because they're saying they're getting prosecuted.
They're saying they're getting in trouble, like they're not saying they're getting away with things here.
So it's just one of those like perfect stories that can be highlighted to like tick all the boxes that you think like oh there's woke judges who are trying adults who are like trans age and you know transgender and trans age and this is kind of another example of that but I feel like it's a little too
Embarrassing to try and believe this where you do just look Completely stupid to be like oh my daughter told me there were furries and like I this is unbelievable But I'm believing it like or not just that there are furries But like they're shitting on the floor in the bathroom and the school likes it when they do this Bro, you have to also think about... Go ahead, Tony.
Go ahead.
No, it would be on TikTok.
Like, if this was happening, there would be plenty of evidence of it.
Like, they would come home and show their parents pictures.
It would be so fast.
Dude, and it's also just kind of like, you know, the fact that this woman talking actually got on her computer or went on her phone and typed in furries.
Like, that shit is just... That's just classic, man.
Typed in junior high furries.
She went to fucking Reddit or RedTube and typed in furries.
How do furries defecate?
And she found out all about it.
It would be cool if they were taking that angle.
No, this is actually a hygiene thing.
I don't know if you've seen a cat, but often times they flick the litter around the bathroom.
And that's just not hygienic.
I don't care what they do.
It's just on clean.
But see what I'm what I'm looking at I'm looking at you know the story the the headline and the thumbnail for the story and it's like oh that the headline is no litter boxes are not in Midland Public Schools for furries superintendent says but then I'm looking at the thumbnail which is a photograph clearly of a litter box on the ground and it's like you're you're trying to make me disbelieve my own eyes here Liberal media what like what you think I'm stupid.
I don't see the litter box right here Dude, and also when I was reading this there's also a you know this this line that says like it's just this really just like random fact two facts thrown in there where it says Furries like identify are seven times more likely than the general population to identify as trans right and it's kind of like and they had another statistic in there And it's like bro Why would you just, like, throw that in?
Like, okay, thanks for letting me know, but it's like, you're trying to, like, tie in these two, you know what I'm saying?
Like, to continue the fear-mongering the same way you did with the picture, you know what I mean?
Yeah, totally.
So the journalistic integrity here is, like, quite lacking as well, man.
I mean, and just looking at the picture, there's so much more to be mad about.
Like, if this is the picture, and it's a picture of a litter box on, like, some really old tile and some really fucked-looking brick... That's definitely, like, public school.
That's a public school right there.
Yeah, like, get mad about that.
Get mad about the condition of your school.
And if you're gonna buy a litter box, Like, buy the cool one that's easy to change.
This is just a rectangular bucket.
Like, buy the cool one, like, don't you have the cool one at Alex's that you can, like, it turns or something?
You mean like the little, like, crate-looking one where the kids can actually crawl into it really comfortably and feel safe and shit and secure?
And it's easy to clean?
You can just, like, twist it and it cleans itself?
Well, if you get a covered litter box, you just have a seat to sit on.
There you go!
There you go!
Just have a toilet that's full of litter instead.
I was just about to say, yeah, just have a toilet that's full of litter instead.
And instead of, like, flushing it, it just sucks it down into a hole.
We should get Robert De Niro in here to train all these furries on how to use a real toilet.
He could do it.
That's wow.
I don't know if anybody's gonna get that.
I did it, but I just imagined.
What reference is that?
That's, uh, this meeting will end in 10 minutes.
Oh, no.
I'm out of Zoom minutes, guys.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Is it not pro?
Yeah, okay.
No, the reference that I was making, it was a reference to Meet the Parents.
Okay, yeah.
Robert De Niro teaches the cat to shit in the toilet.
Okay, I did remember that right.
I thought about the nipples, the milking, and that's why I think so I was on the right page.
I mean, yeah, that's still a lot of overlap with the furry community there.
Yeah so um this uh this of course spread like wildfire this rumor about litter boxes being in uh the what is it what do they call it the uh unisex bathrooms at public schools right?
I was impressed by that by the way I didn't that that did not do not exist when I was in school obviously but like that's cool that that exists in a junior high that's cool good job Yeah, so, uh, what do you call it?
Like, one of the main, like, vectors of this disease was Mishon Maddick, who is the co-chair of the Michigan Republican Party and currently under investigation for trying to do voter fraud on behalf of the Trump campaign in 2020.
