I was just thinking what kind of song would Kid Rock write in the current situations of this mess in our country (clip)
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He's managing to do a Layne Staley and Chris Cornell impression at the same time.
Who is this rocker?
Because he has a guitar, a sick guitar, and he's standing gut out.
Terrible posture.
In a rocker way.
This is how you stand so you can hold your beer on your guitar.
You know?
And he just hits it.
He just belts it.
Who is this rocker?
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live.
Is this a little whip going up?
Oh, who is this?
Zach Mild?
That's a, I think that's an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke.
I just realized that.
It exists.
I like that.
But it's good.
It's applicable here.
This dude rocks.
This guy is Monster Truck.
This guy's the Monster Truck guy.
Cause it's Kid Rock featuring Monster Truck and he's the, he's the guy doing the butt rock voice.
He's the guy like managing to do two butt rock voices at the same time.
It's like, yeah, he's doing the Dune voice, but it's pitched just so Brian and I get like triggered.
Just like there's like a fundamental switch that flips in our brains and we're forced not to tell anybody how to live.
It's like, I felt, this guy looks like such a rocker that when I didn't know who he was, I felt like a poser.
I was like, is this somebody?
Am I supposed to know this guy?
Is he in a band that I like?
Fuck, do I have one of his shirts?
Am I?
What's hap- Oh, it's Monster Truck.
Yeah, you're a fake rocker for not knowing Monster Truck.
Yeah, does he look like any of the rockers?
Yeah, he looks kind of like a brunette Zach Wilde.
Like, that's kind of what he's going- He's got, like, permed hair.
Totally.
Totally.
No, they're a Canadian band.
They're a Canadian band!
He's wearing... In this music video, that guy, monster truck guy, is wearing, like, a Slayer rip-off t-shirt, but instead of Slayer inside the sword pentagrams, it says Omaha.
No, I didn't even- I just took it as a Slayer shirt because he was such a rocker.
Otherwise, it was a fucking ripoff.
It's like an Urban Outfitters t-shirt, dude.
Wow.
It's an Urban Outfitters t-shirt ripping off Slayer for a city that, once again, he's still not from.
They're from fucking Ontario.
Yeah, I love that.
And then later he's wearing a Black Sabbath tank top, the Master of Reality logo.
It's the Black Lives Matter one, right?
No, it's... It's the Black Lives Matter Black Sabbath shirt?
Yeah, it's the... I like my Sabbath the way I like my coffee.
Black.
Black.
Uh, black cats and black metal and black coffee.
And black lives.
And it's in that, it's in the American Apparel 5.
Yeah.
It's just like the list, yeah.
Yeah.
But it's also, it looks, you can cut it and put it as a back patch on your, on your denim vest.
