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One of the functions that this show serves, I feel, is letting you know, like, what your most deranged members of your family are going to be talking about.
You know, when you have, like, Uh, one earbud in, you know, when, when you're, uh, when you're home for the holidays, that sort of thing.
Uh, and you just sort of hear a snippet of something about, uh, Salvation Army, uh, demanding that you apologize for being white or something like that.
That's, we are here, uh, to shed some light on that because this is, This is what they're talking about this week is Salvation Army Defends Guide Telling White People to Apologize for Racism and this is from the Denver Gazette and I say it's from the Denver Gazette but what it is is it's a repost from the Washington Examiner
Which is an incredibly fucked up media outlet, but it's just like hosted whole cloth in something called the Denver Gazette, which sounds like a normal news pit, you know?
The Washington Examiner sounds a little less normal.
It sounds official.
Gazette's a good word.
I would trust a gazette usually.
Yeah, is this the paper of record in Denver?
Is this what all you stoners read when you're in Denver?
They forgot, anyways.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna read from this article, but again, the headline is, Salvation Army defends, what?
They defend the guide that tells white people to apologize for racism.
That's nuts.
Let's read.
The snowflake stuff is like, I can't believe that it's made its way into our military.
That's awful.
Yeah, uh, the Salvation Army recently defended an internal racism guide that discouraged, quote, colorblindness and encouraged staff members to, quote, apologize for being white after the guide faced backlash.
Uh, so I've read this guide, I've read the pieces in question, and it is, yeah, it's like, it's like corporate woke speak about, you know, Uh, this organization stands against, you know, silencing marginalized voices.
You know, everything that, like, whatever, uh, consulting firm they hired or whatever... Yeah, they play the hits.
PR management they hired told them to write, essentially.
Uh...
It does not say to a quote, apologize for being white, which is just a wonderful set of quotes that are in this article.
I'm assuming they're like quoting a tweet from Ben Shapiro.
I'm assuming that's what the quotes are referring to because there's no hyperlink.
There's nothing.
It's just a quote, apologize for being white.
I mean, I think what it is, I don't know if you've been around, the holidays are here now, when you see the bell ringers now, they do, they ring the bell, and they say happy holidays, sorry for being white, and it's a little uncomfortable, but it's, them's the rules.
Yeah.
It's real weird when like the non-white people do it too.
The Salvation Army argued the new guide was meant to encourage discussion about racism among members of the Salvation Army.
The organization denied attempting to indoctrinate or tell its donors what to think, reminding people that the guide was meant for internal use.
Can you believe this shit?
They denied that they were attempting to indoctrinate people?
Can you believe that?
They denied they were trying to use their anti-white magic to hypnotize America?
I mean, you can deny all you want.
I read the air quotes.
Quote, The Salvation Army has occasionally published study guides on various complex topics, including race, to help foster positive conversations and reflection among Salvationists.
The Thursday statement said, The hope is that by openly discussing these issues, we can encourage a more thoughtful organization that is better positioned to serve those in need.
These guides are solely designed for internal use.
No one is being told how to think.
Period.
Admittedly, I only scanned through the internal anti-racism guide.
Nothing about not condemning gay people to hell, though.
I didn't see that one.
That's a different issue.
It's yet to come out.
It's, it's so funny because like, yeah, people on the left or people in organizing, uh, gay rights activists in general have been saying, yeah, don't give money to the Salvation Army.
Uh, they suck.
They're an awful, they're a fun, like a, basically a fundamentalist, uh, organization who denies care to, uh, gay people and also like advocates for their death to in, in certain instances.
Uh, so yeah, the fuck them.
It's so funny to see them, like, do this incredibly modern, incredibly, like, thoughtful, uh, nuanced discussion of race and identity in America, but then also be just completely fucking assholes when it comes to gay people and trans people.
Well, I mean, that's- that's the thing about- that's the thing about, you know, God, is God did make- God did make black people.
He did not.
We all know that pop music... And cereal commercials.
Yeah, that's what made the gay happen.
Yeah, pop music and the purple cereal box is what made the people gay.
This is basically all Little Richard's fault.
The group all- yeah, go ahead.
It rules though, because like, yeah, we, you know, people who have been more progressive or aware have been like, fuck Salvation Army for a long time.
So like, I'm happy this exists, because like, let it run, you know?
Because then other people are gonna not give them money for the wrong reasons.
Yeah.
But hopefully they'll still get less money.
The group also denied, suggesting the U.S. is inherently racist and said it did not tell people to apologize for being white.
So, again, yeah, you're not pleasing either side.
I mean, yeah, you lost some points with me here.
Stand for something.
Those claims are false and they distort the very goal of our work, the Salvation Army wrote in the statement.
The truth is that the Salvation Army believes that racism is fundamentally incompatible with Christianity and we are called to work toward a world where all people are loved, accepted and valued.
Our positional statement on racism makes this clear.
I want to go to the...
What is it here, the Daily Wire article on this?
Because they're one of the outlets that kind of, you know, broke the story first and their description of it is also, their coverage of it is also very good.
Salvation Army wants white donors to offer, quote, sincere apology for their racism.
And this actually has what The Salvation Army, you know, wrote in that internal piece, The Salvation, and this is not it, this is from the Daily Wire, The Salvation Army has gone woke.
The charity is asking its white donors to do more than just drop some coins into the kettle when they go shopping this holiday season.
Leaders of the army want whites to apologize for being racist.
And, I mean, this shit, this critical race theory is insidious.
It seeps in everywhere.
They didn't even capitalize whites here.
Wow.
No respect.
quote the desire is that salvationists achieve the following the army says in an online quote resource titled let's talk about racism listing several goals including to quote lament repent and apologize for biases or racist ideologies held and actions committed So that's what it is.
Which is like very Christian phrasing.
That's very fundamentalist Christian phrasing, you know?
And it's speaking to like specific actions and biases that people may or may not have.
They're literally, they're like actually probably talking about, you know, people who now work for the Salvation Army who like were part of hate groups.
Yeah.
And like, because that's the thing about this is a lot of, a lot of people who work, now the bell ringers, I don't know much about the bell ringers, but a lot of people who, uh, who work in Salvation Army, like thrift stores, um, a lot of them are from like recovery
um and or or like uh from like uh uh halfway houses and things like that so it will be like disproportionately you know black and brown which is my theory and why they did that because like well we realized we have a bunch of employees um who we're not paying enough and who we're taking advantage of and we're giving this false insecurity by like telling them their part what they do is they tell you that you're part of the army uh my dad a while ago last time one of the last time i talked to him he was like i'm i'm in the salvation army now
And it's because through his recovery program he got a job there and it's like, part of the pay is getting able to say you're that.
So if that's your agenda, you can't alienate a big majority of your employees.
It's pretty smart.
But yeah, with that you're gonna get black and brown people and also some people who might have been in some hate groups.
Yeah, but it's like, lament, repent, and apologize for biases or racist ideologies, not for being white.
These people are the biggest fucking babies on earth.
- No, they're just acknowledging that being white is inherently racist, so they finally get it, which is cool.
You're talking about a Christian organization, a religion that's predicated on the idea that everybody is born with sin in their heart.
Every time you go to church, you have to ask for forgiveness.
Every night, you have to ask for forgiveness for being fucking alive.
Like, if you're a, quote, a practicing Christian, you know, this is me up on my atheist soapbox here, but I'm just saying, like, if you're a practicing Christian, like, you take one on the chin every day.
Like, that's, you turn the other cheek, baby.
Like, that's part of your ideology is to recognize that, yeah, we're all flawed individuals.
We all, like, we all have our faults and our foibles and stuff that, like, You know, we were, uh, I don't know, we did at a weak moment or before we were saved, that sort of thing.
But if you mention that it's racism, these people are like, oh, Christianity's canceled, baby.
Yep.
No, I've never done, I've never, I would, don't you dare call me a sinner in terms of racism.
Yeah, that was not true.
I told my mom not to go to that neighborhood because there are high crime rates.
That's why I said that.
That's a fact.
It's just so funny.
It's like, what do you like about Christianity?
You know what I mean?
As we'll see in these comments, people are like, I'm never donating to this charitable organization again.
And it's like, yeah, Tony and I have already mentioned why they're not a very good charitable organization to donate to, but presumably all these other people felt differently until they heard that the church also doesn't condone racism.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, and we actually can't tell them about the reason why, why we don't like, because that actually might, that might sound fair.
Yeah.
I might apologize for some whiteness if it sends some gays to hell.
The resource claims Christianity is inherently racist and calls for white Christians to repent and offer quote a sincere apology to blacks for being quote antagonistic to black people or the culture values and interests of the black community.
I love the idea of the type of Christian who's gonna be like...
Getting their religious news from the Daily Wire.
Somebody who's like, oh yeah, you know, I love the Salvation Army.
I go, you know, I have a monthly recurring donation to them.
I put them in the bottle, you know, in the kettle every time I see them.
Oh, what's this?
Ben Shapiro says that they said that Christianity is racist?
What?
I guess I'm not that kind of Christian anymore.
Well, yeah, actually, it's convenient for me because I actually discovered Christianity through the Daily Wire.
The Daily Wire is what made me a Christian, so I'm able to kind of let it go if they tell me to.
Okay, that's interesting.
Not really familiar with who found it, the Daily Wire, I'm assuming.
I just thought through the message, I was like, this is probably what Jesus was into.
Where's the conspiracy theorist who's like, I'm gonna trust a Hebrew to give me the straight dope on what a Christian organization is doing?
I know, I know.
Come on, let's get real here.
Let's do that.
I think they do think that he's one of the good ones, so it's okay.
All of that group are the good ones, so it's okay.
Um, and it's, it's like, yeah, he's got an agenda, but it's not like an anti-Christian agenda.
Uh, he actually, he's actually pretty pro, pro, uh, blood and soil American Christianity.
Many have come to believe that we live in a post-racial society, but racism is very real for our brothers and sisters who were refused jobs and housing, denied basic rights, and brutalized and oppressed simply because of the color of their skin.
And one lesson in the resource says, there is an urgent need for Christians to evaluate racist attitudes and practices in light of our faith and to live faithfully in today's world.
And it's so funny because you could take this as a Christian as like a, you know, whatever.
Even a right-wing Christian.
You could take this and be like, oh yeah, I did that.
That's why I'm a good Christian.
I already did that.
Yeah, you don't have to do anything.
You just get to say you did that.
Because that's between you and Jesus.
That's actually... And what's funny, what's funny, though, is that it took... It took the Spanish Army to take this approach because that was kind of a thought that I've always had when it comes to, like, you know, like...
To be Christian, yeah, it is inherently supposed to be anti-racist.
That's supposed to be what's happening here.
But that's never taken seriously at all.
And to the point where certain sects find their ways to find their biblical answer for racism.
And I'm just surprised that... Because it doesn't work when someone's telling you, hey, you're a Christian, don't be racist.
They would just say, well, I'm not.
Yeah no exactly that's the answer is yeah I am a Christian therefore I'm a good person like that's the easy one to say but they're like so so insecure about this stuff and they're so like they know they're racist they they absolutely do know that they're racist and so they would rather complain about uh The general accusation, you know what I mean?
Like, you're presented with a piece of cloth and you just assume it's cut to your fit, you know?
Like, that's what a hit dog will holler, you know?
There's a dozen sayings for this shit, and you guys are screaming.
And again, this is all boilerplate stuff.
In an accompanying study guide on racism, the Salvation Army says whites are racist.
Are you denied that there's not two white people that are racist?
Like there's not a plural amount of white people that are racist like you've seen like a guy with a swastika tattoo you know on the internet on your computer right you would say maybe that guy's a racist and then like you know another another guy or whatever right but it's like
They're, uh, quote, "...the subtle nature of racism is such that people who are not consciously racist easily function with the privileges, empowerment, and benefits of the dominant ethnicity, thus unintentionally perpetuating injustice." And again, this is like, such kid gloves, such gentle language.
Like, hey, maybe think about how you comport yourself throughout the- like, this isn't even fire and brimstone Christianity shit.
Not even close to it.
This is like new-age hippy-dippy, like, please reflect on, you know, the energy you're putting into the world.
But it is like parroting something that they heard, like, you know, someone in a blue vest say one time that they hate, you know?
Yeah.
Like, it is that.
Amazon delivery driver.
Exactly.
Like, it is that.
It's like, well, I'm usually down for the Christian stuff, but now they're using... because even though these are things that I think have been part of Um, a lot of Christian ideology for a very long time, they're like saying, no, now they're parodying the woke mob.
This is not a Christian thing.
My Christianity has now been tainted by the woke mob.
That's so fucking funny.
And it's, you're never gonna get, these people like the kind of Christianity that tells them they don't have to do this kind of stuff.
You know what I mean?
Like people have been calling Jesus a socialist in a positive way for decades now.
And it's never gonna work on these people.
I prefer this to the Jesus is a Socialist argument just because that's doing nothing for anybody else.
I don't think this is doing much.
I mean, it's nice to, I guess, have an anti-racist company policy internally.
Like, that's cool.
And these are still just words from a corporation, you know?
I am looking forward to asking a bell ringer if he's gotten any pushback.
Yeah, that'll be an interesting conversation.
This article finishes off with an allusion to Thanksgiving here.
The Army's declaration comes as liberal media are blasting Thanksgiving as a holiday that promotes genocide and white supremacy.
Quote, what is Thanksgiving to indigenous people?
A day of mourning, a USA Today headline on Tuesday said.
For many, rather than a celebration of peace and shared prosperity between Native Americans and pilgrims, Thanksgiving represents the dark shadow of genocide and the resilience of Native people, said the piece.
Every tribe and every individual may have a different way of spending Thanksgiving.
Some will gather with their families and share a meal, exchanging prayers and stories from the rich oral history of Native Americans.
Others will fast for the entire day.
The paper quoted American Indian Dennis W. Zotig saying that Thanksgiving is a quote day of mourning to most natives and Thanksgiving is not a celebration.
Natives, particularly in the New England area, remember this attempt at genocide as a factual part of their history and are reminded each year during the modern Thanksgiving.
So I love, like, the Daily Wire reading a thoughtful piece about how it feels to be the member of an ethnic minority that was on the opposite side of fucking genocide and ethnic cleansing and being like, the liberals are trying to wokely cancel Thanksgiving.
No, it's like, that's kind of a normal reaction.
If you're like the other side, if you're like the other side of the holiday, like the losers from that holiday, you know, I mean, that's a bad word to use, but you know what I mean?
The people who didn't come out so well from that engagement, like that's, I feel like this is a reasonable response.
Also, that's like nothing new.
I mean, it's new hearing it from non-Indigenous people.
That's something I've only really been hearing for the past, like, you know, ten years.
But, like, my whole life I've been hearing that from Indigenous people, Indigenous characters in movies, or, you know, people even portraying Indigenous characters in movies, you know?
That's nothing new.
That is nothing new at all.
So, like, to take that angle is really funny.
So stupid.
It's very funny to, like, lump it in with this anti-Salvation Army story, too.
Like, wow, the world's gone topsy-turvy, this religious organization is asking people not to be racist, and indigenous Americans are sad that genocide happened to them.
Wow, it's fucking freaking clown world now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The responses to this were so good.
I mean, as usual, I feel like I've gotten so many, but this one here from krump78459299 says, someone, parentheses, maybe Daily Wire, needs to compile a list of deserving non-woke charities for people to donate to.
I just canceled my monthly donation to Salvation Army and will be researching the internet for a non-woke substitute.
Hey, give me those bad charities!
What, what, I love this too, because that's, that's, this thing is, um, hopefully this will, like, dispel the, uh, the, the non, the non-profit machine, you know?
Yeah.
Like, like, hey, can you, can you, like, maybe show us some, some charities who, like, really don't give a fuck about anything?
Like, who are really just, they're really just in it to win it.
Like, can you show me those ones?
I know if you donated to Wounded Warriors, that's going straight to that guy's fifth house.
Yeah, exactly.
I know where it's going.
Yeah, it's not going to Critical Race Theory in your thrift store, that's for sure.
Would these people even be okay with, like, food banks?
Because, like, shouldn't you just work harder?
Dude, again, like, there's so much fucking discourse around this stuff.
People were saying, donate to food banks, and somebody was like, yeah, like, I, you know, I sponsor a family every now and then when I can, and somebody's like, oh yeah, so you get to pick up the slack for some fucking losers.
Yep, yeah, totally.
That comment was more appreciated than the one who's like, I try to help out families.
It's a food bank but upon entering you have to say why you're there and an answer you can say is Joe Biden.
You can just say Joe Biden and that's actually fine because bad things are happening to you while he's in office so it is his fault.
What I do is I just I go to the TheLegendaryBlackRedneck.com and I buy a pack of those little stickers that has Joe Biden pointing and it says, I did that.
Is he selling those?
And I just put it on my chest like a name tag.
And then I walk through the door, they don't even stop me.
He's pointing to my grumbling stomach.
Yeah, he's selling those.
He's like, it's so funny because he'll do a post about like, you know, orphans are now starving at an alarming rate, you know, thanks to Joe Biden.
And then the first comment is like, buy this epic sticker.
We slapped one of these stickers on the face of a starving orphan, you know, buy the viral sticker here.
You know, I'm not going to say his real name.
Did you see that he responded to us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't understand his response.
Cause he was like, like, like, oh, uh, oh, what's it must be like, don't have a sense of humor or something like that.
Yeah.
So he, he's the guy who wore, he wears the shirt that says, uh, this t-shirt is 100% cotton.
That's why I picked it.
Yeah.
Uh, which is a joke about how he's black.
Cause it's, it's very funny that he's black, apparently.
Dude.
I, I, I want to find out if he is like DOS cause that he, That's something I don't actually care about, um, but it would be funny if he wasn't.
What's DOS?
Uh, Descendant of Slaves?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, actually, actually, you're only like second generation, like you, you're like, yeah, I want to know, I want to know if that's like, what, if there's any truth to that, or like, if that is easily, uh, debunked.
I wonder if he's adopted.
I mean, probably adopted.
Like, I, you know, I'm not saying, you know, Nobody can act, you know, everybody has to act a certain way or whatever.
No, I think that's exactly right.
I think he is adopted.
Give it off strong adopted vibes.
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah, we posted that photo of him smiling with the cops where he's wearing the shirt that jokes about picking cotton and he's just got a crazy smile on his face and the cops are just, you know, cops standing left and right to him.
And I posted, I was just like, this guy, you know, this is unhinged, like this guy is like insane looking.
And that was months ago I posted that.
And he commented and he said, yeah, must be, must suck not to have a sense of humor.
And I was like, it's, it's funny to me.
I don't know why it's funny to you.
Like it's, I was like, it's just kind of, it's sad.
It's funny in a sad way.
Cause like we're saying like, haha, you idiot.
Like you're, look at you like caping for these people.
And he's saying, haha, we were enslaved.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
I'm black.
Do you get it?
It's a crazy joke.
I hate his guts.
His truck is sponsored by some fabrication company called Iron Cross.
That's just what they're called.
Sick.
His bumper is like a custom bumper that just says Iron Cross on it with two iron crosses.
Dang.
That's just a joke, dude.
Listen, hey.
Iron Cross heritage, not hatred, bro.
Yeah.
I'm also sponsored by Swastika Mufflers.
They actually don't work for shit.
The angle is not good at all for exhaust, but hey.
Check out my ashtray.
It's Third Reich ashtray.
You get it?
Do you get the joke?
It's just a joke.
You know, I don't smoke.
I just like the joke.
So anyway, back to Salvation Army.
Jessica Mama said, Oh, what you mean?
Woke people don't want to help serve their community.
Shocking.
And like a crooked laughing face.
What do you think the Salvation Army does?
You know?
So yeah, let me clarify this.
Because also this is saying woke people do want to serve their community, if that's what you're saying, you know?
What she's saying is, this is like filtered through, like she's seeing everybody else's comments and so kind of like internalizing what they've already said and then adding to it without responding to anybody.
It's a bunch of comments saying like, Who do you think donates?
Who do you think gives to your company?
It's white people and you pissed white people off and this that and it's like white people are the majority who donate and it's well yeah because you know there's a lot of white people in this country.
Also that's very presumptuous.
I don't I mean there's probably there's probably some truth to it and when it comes to like the right now but it's not like proportionally.
It's not disproportionate yeah that I know of yeah.
But that's the conversation.
You lost this white person's money, blah blah blah.
So what she's saying is like...
Now they're mad because, yeah, they're reaping what they sow.
They're going broke now because they pissed off white people.
Like, she's already to that stage of it.
So she's saying, oh, you mean the woke people that you're catering to don't want to help out their community?
Oh, I'm so shy.
And it's like, you invented the whole thing that you're doing sarcastic shock at.
Of course you're not shocked.
Very, yeah, very interesting.
Cyber Rigger said, dollar bill, fuck, oh, okay.
Dollar bill with fuck Joe Biden on the front and back in permanent marker.
They will take these to the bank.
See, you're, I mean, for someone with the name Cyber Rigger, they're clearly not very up to date.
Cause obviously that, that bill is going to be taken out of circulation right away.
You know, you gotta write, you gotta write Let's Go Brandon on it.
You can't just write that.
Fucking idiots.
They will take these to the bank.
The MAGA's just begun.
Responds, so?
The bank will just destroy them and replace them.
That's how defaced money works when it goes through banks, especially dollar bills.
Give them nothing.
Cyber, you'll have nothing.
You'll like it.
CyberRigger responds to that with, So I did this out of order.
We'll get to it later.
charitable people the little pieces of paper are just littering and will get thrown away um so i did this out of order we'll get to it later somebody was suggesting uh little pieces of paper that you would put in there with a message on it and we'll get to that in a second but uh imagine being at bobering and people just trying to stuff pieces of paper in there like no don't please no this is not a trash can yeah do not put that in here
probably get that all day and have to throw this part of their job is to throw out your uh your your brave political stand you're taking um i don't know I just like the, it will show that the fuck Joe Biden crowd are good charitable people.
If we write, uh, fuck all over the money we give to the charity, they'll know, they'll be like, well, I don't care for the cuss words, but these are obviously good, charitable, hardworking, honest people that just write scrawled epithets on their, uh, their $1 bills that they give to me.
I mean, that means more than like the people, the libs are probably just throwing change in there and you can't really write on change.
I mean, it's just gonna come right off.
Yeah, you could do the joke where you do the permanent marker on the edge and then tell somebody that a good massage is when they roll the quarter on their face.
And then they put the permanent marker all over their face and they look silly.
And then later on you can get them like kicked out of their job and you take a picture of them and show people the picture of their face covered with black marker.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the long con.
Kayak says, the down and dirty is it's more about quote paying protection and quote respect to the BLM types so the kettles don't fall victim to the holiday looting by youth.
BLM and those orgs like them make the mafia look like pikers.
I was gonna go rob the Salvation Army this year, but now I found out they actually hate white people, so... I'm gonna go ahead and let them rock.
Yeah, just, hey, you're back at the crime warehouse, and you're like, hey, did you see this internal memo that the Salvation Army just shared?
We gotta leave them alone this year, fellas.
Gotta leave them alone.
Wow, okay.
Well, they- Actually, what you do is you go up to them, and you make them apologize for being white, and then you don't take it.
If they don't do it, then you fucking take it.
Reading this woke internal memo and being like, well, they went woke, so they're gonna go broke, but not because of us.
No.
It won't be us this year.
It won't be us this year, yeah.
You gotta pay respect.
You gotta pay some respect to the BLM types.
You know, back in the good days, it would be you would kiss the ring, or you would invite somebody to a family event or whatever.
Now, you do an Instagram soft pastel slideshow.
And that's how you pay respect.
Yeah, and it works, and we see that.
We're gonna take our chunk of flesh there.
Man, so imagine if BLM were that organized in terms of direct action.
Fuck.
They actually had active orgs in that way.
I mean, I guess, you know.
That's actually how she bought the house.
She actually bought the house with stolen Salvation Army money.
Uh, GeeksMind says, Saint Jude's Children Research Hospital is the only thing I give money to.
And then Then4 responds, didn't they cuckjab a bunch of children?
Which is one of those things where like, this is one of those, imagine reading that three years ago.
What the fuck did you just say?
I would think to myself, oh my god, they cuckjabbed a bunch of children?
We gotta look into this!
Tag the FBI immediately.
Didn't they cuckjab a bunch of children?
And then they respond, oh shit, say it ain't so!
Oh no!
Fuck, you paid for that.
You did that.
Oh, man.
I can't believe that's where my money went.
I can't believe I gave money to the Children's Research Hospital and they used it on vaccinating children.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
How was I supposed to know they were a woke medical research hospital?
How was I supposed to know that?
I was supposed to know that.
Wow.
The days of following the science are gone, I guess.
I thought all the kids at St.
Jude's were like way too sick to get a vaccination.
That was what I was told.
I was told only the sickest kids.
There's like, no, there's cancer and stuff there, and I think you can get, maybe, if you still have, you can still get it if you have cancer?
I don't know.
I'm pretty, yeah, I think there's a, it's all very circumstantial, but yeah, pretty sure you can get it for most about anything.
Listen, I feel like I know what's going on at St.
Jude's, what's it called again?
Child Hospital?
Yeah.
I've gotta take my money back.
I don't like how they're conducting themselves at the kid hospital thing.
I have a friend and she has one lung and she got the vaccination so that's kind of my standard now.
Um, so this is what, uh, this is what I was talking about earlier.
This is one, uh, MAGA Patriots solution to this whole Salvation Army, uh, incident.
Print off and donate to the Salvation Army in Louis of Cash.
I think they meant to write in lieu of cash.
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one.
I'm not gonna give him shit for that one.
He'd be audacious of me.
But the image they share has the phrase in lieu of cash donation on it.
Also it's the title and like you can't you can't fuck up in the title like that.
Yeah this user is Patriotarchy.
Oh, shoot.
Again, this is one of those ones.
How have I not heard that before?
It's a little clunky.
Embracing it?
Embracing the patriarchy and you're a patriot?
That's okay.
It looks better than it sounds.
It's a good username.
It does.
But to say it, yeah.
And this is it's like a template that you can print off at home with the Salvation Army logo You know, they look kind of like little signs or little business cards two by three to six to a page that say redeemable for one white apology in lieu of cash donation and then at the bottom it says doing the most dumb and Dude, someone's going to print these out and go to a Salvation Army.
I think like 3,000 people are going to print these out.
And they are going to fold it in half and put it in the bucket and be like, God is ass.
Yeah.
No, that's exactly what they're going to do.
And the guy ringing the bell is going to be like, yeah, thank you for the gum wrapper that I'm going to throw away without looking at it at the end of the day.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Can you guys start printing these on like rolling papers?
Maybe I can, that way I can use it.
Um, yeah.
Just imagine, like, taking the time to do this.
Like, imagine having that much, I don't know, energy for this sort of thing?
Dude, imagine taking the time to do this.
Praying it out.
Cutting it up.
Folding it nicely.
Going to the store.
And your bell ringer's black.
Can he give me a wide apology?
I don't think so.
No.
Well, I think maybe you, like, you don't even give it to him.
You're like, oh fuck, this is too real.
Nevermind.
Yeah, yeah.
He hands it back to you and goes, well... Go ahead.
Unicron... You write a return address on the back of that one.
Unicron3 says, printed on green paper, they'll think you're donating bills when you put it in their can.
I won't.
It's not even close to the size or shape of a dollar bill.
Also, like, why would they give a shit?
Like, they're gonna be happy that you gave the Salvation Army money.
You know it's not for them, right?
Yeah, exactly.
They don't get to go use it.
There's going to be someone who's like, I actually know someone who does counterfeit money, and I'm going to go ahead and make some fake bills that read that this is on it.
It's going to have Joe Biden's face on it.
Just like, oh, cool.
Somebody stuffed an ad for a landscaping service in my collection tin.
Great.
That guy totally thought it was a $100 bill.
It's also like in a plastic bag with little pebbles in it.
Yeah.
Did anybody respond to this like, uh, actually it's a cotton fiber that the dollar bills are made out of.
It's going to be obvious this is not a dollar bill.
Yeah, no, I didn't see any responses like that.
But I do think it's funny that they've reinvented like the Christian fake tip.
You know, the fake $20 bill that assholes will leave for their server that's like, congratulations!
You have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to not go to hell.
Ironically, that is the one circumstance that I do believe that hell is real and those people go.
Yeah.
Like, that's who goes to hell is exactly those people.
Instant one-way ticket.
But yeah, these people invented that, but not even on behalf of religion.
It's like...
On behalf of not having to say that you ever did anything racist?
Yeah.
It's a good option.
I just like to have options, really.
Apex Veritas.
Wow, so you know this is going to be a big brain, strong-willed comment here.
Can you read this one slow to me?
Yeah, even- Thank you.
So they're, uh, yeah, responding to these little printouts.
Even apologizing this way is a compromise with a lie and seeds ground to evil.
Don't do that.
Ever.
Don't do it.
Never apologize or compromise when you're right.
If you want to leave notes in their donation baskets, tell them they're wrong or go to hell.
This is actually a hardcore song.
I love the idea that not only, like, Does this matter?
Not only will they definitely read the little slip of paper you leave in there, it's actually going to give ground to evil when they see that, because the sarcastic apology will be viewed as real.
And it'll have so much power.
Yep.
I love that.
I love that.
Because, like, also, you know... This way, it is a compromise with a lie.
You know, like, that's... What's the point, then?
Yeah.
I like how he's almost saying, hey, if you're going to apologize for being white, you actually have to mean it.
Yeah.
And then finally, Big Boss Man says, I wish I had one of these yesterday.
A bell ringer and his red kettle were outside Cabela's.
My wife saw the glee in my eye when I spotted him.
She pleaded that I not confront him.
I yielded, but I was curious to know if he had heard of the, quote, apology, and if anyone had questioned him on it.
Oh cool, so I will get a story out of these people when I do, like, finally get to ask if anyone's been an asshole to you about white apologies.
Wife held me back from confronting the Salvation Army donation man again today.
How consumed are you where, like, your wife saw a Salvation Army person and, like, had to be like, Babe, listen, I know what you want to do.
Do not.
I hear that bell.
If you do that, we're not going into Cabela's.
We're going straight home.
Ding ding, motherfucker.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Yeah.
Oh, I got some season's greetings for you.
Hey, I see you're wearing a cap.
No cap over here.
I'm going to fuck you up.
That's funny because I call my left, I call my left fist, I call that one white, and my right fist, apologies.
That's what I got for you.
I'm going to give you a little bit of that.
uh that's so fucking my wife saw the glee in my eyes when i spotted him and like she doesn't even know uh about the salvation army thing she just knows when he's getting ready to like have a shouting match with a stranger on the street for yeah esoteric political reasons He becomes like flush.
There's like a certain red he turns and he just knows and excitement.
I see that.
I see that.
He gets that look in his eye and it reminds me of when we first got married and he had some sort of vigor and some sort of reason for living.
And like also what is the argument?
I mean does he... Is it that they shouldn't be working for this company because they do that?
Or that like they should have not allowed it to happen with the company they work for?
That they actually hold stake in these decisions.
Yeah, you guys need to form a union or something.
Yeah, actually.
Yeah, for sure.
Listen, you guys have more power than they're letting on.
You guys should all get together and insist that racism is fine.
That would be so brutal because they'd be like, you can't unionize an army like you're already an army.
You can't unionize that.
You can't unionize that.
Tony says.
So that's, yeah, that's why the Salvation Army's bad now.
That's why one of your relatives will probably have a Facebook post about it, something or other, you know, it'll be like, first it was the real army that was, you know, pink and purple and lipstick, and now it's the Salvation Army.
And this is good, like I said, because we don't want the Salvation Army.
We don't want it.
So now you know your crowd and you know what to tell them to get them not to put... Unfortunately, the majority of America doesn't give a shit either way about those things.
So they're gonna be fine, but yeah.
Moving on, I have here a follow-up to the brief segment we did on the Patreon episode about the Waukesha parade tragedy.
That guy who allegedly drove into the crowd and killed several people.
CNN posted a headline that said, Wow, Kesha will hold a moment of silence today, marking one week since a car drove through a city Christmas parade, killing six people and injuring scores of others.
And Mike Cernovich has quote tweeted this and said, They know what they are doing.
They don't care.
They are evil.
And if you're like a normal person, you didn't hear that Patreon segment, What are they, what is he talking about?
What they're talking about is they want the media to be referring to that guy as like a black supremacist, terrorist, anti-white, you know, soldier in the race war.
Like they think that the headline That the phrase in this headline, a car drove through a city Christmas parade killing six people, somehow absolves the driver of any guilt?
Yeah.
They think that just printing that means that it was an innocuous gesture that, oh, oh, oh, it was just an innocent driver who, uh, who, uh, you know, did one of the normal oopsie-doos and drove through a parade of people.
Also, yeah, how is mourning victims vindicating the person who did it?
Yeah, it's not at all.
To read that caption and hear anything else besides, like, we're gonna have a moment of reverence for these people who we lost in this parade, it's a local tragedy, to read anything besides that, you know, yeah, definitely would come from the minds of a Cernovich.
Yeah, so there's still, I mean, Mike Cervic and then who's the other guy?
Can't remember his name.
The other giant right-wing pundit.
These guys are all over this story.
They're convinced that the media is trying to cover up the anti-white race war that's happening on the streets on a daily basis.
So it's time to pick up your guns and you know who to aim for.
It's like, they don't, and they also wouldn't believe it, but since that tragedy, there's been multiple black people who have been murdered by the police.
Across the country.
That's still happening.
But this thing right here is the real evil.
They will not hold these black radicals and black supremacists accountable.
Yeah, I mean of course it's like, it's a tragedy and it's fucked up if the guy did it on purpose.
Even if he did do it on purpose, it's probably not right in the head.
It seems like a very...
Very wild thing to do, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So, uh, they just, but they, they want to have somebody to point to that they can point like how we can point to the hundreds of cops who have blatantly murdered unarmed people, you know, of all colors, but especially black people.
They want to have somebody to point to in the same In the same way that we point to it, and the media won't fucking point at this guy.
They won't say that this guy had carte blanche to murder somebody and get away with it scot-free, mostly because they can't, because he's in prison, and probably going to, you know, face trial and conviction.
Yeah, and like he's for sure going to get a probably a gnarlier sentence than Then, you know, if it wasn't the way it is, if he wasn't, you know, a dreadlocked black man.
Yeah.
So the second big topic I wanted to talk about, this is a couple of weeks coming, but I feel like it's an important thing to cover.
We're talking about Senator Josh Hawley, specifically a statement he made about the state of modern masculinity.
You know, Josh Hawley is a GOP senator.
He is therefore pretending to be a masculine guy.
He's a right-wing senator, so he has to constantly talk about what it means to be a real man, you know, like how Ted Cruz talks about that sort of thing.
Um, and yeah, I'm reading here from the Daily Mail.
GOP Senator Josh Hawley tells men to stop watching porn and playing video games and return to being fathers, husbands, and quote, somebody who takes responsibility.
Uh, so yeah, be, be a masculine man, uh, who, who just loves being in a traditional, uh, heterosexual relationship, you know, potentially raising children.
Be like him.
And I'm just scrolling down here looking at photos.
Oh, yeah.
Josh Hawley's got a wife that it looks like he's having so much fun kissing on the mouth.
Like, what are these kisses?
How are there so many of these photos?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
It's time for men to stand up, take back ownership of the divine masculine, and kiss their wives like they just ate a lemon for the first time.
Like a newborn baby tasting lemon for the first time.
Well, I mean, the thing is, you need lips to kiss.
He's trying to make it happen with what they got.
Dude, he looks like he's in pain in this last one.
He's like frowning.
He's frowning in the kiss.
He's in pain.
Yeah, he's in pain.
All of his eyes are like squeezed closed in every single one.
They're like, the one in the middle, they're barely even... You can see space, but you can see the light, the things behind their mouth.
Yeah.
You can see the space between their lips.
These are the least sensual kisses of all time.
What he means is the lips are touching.
But where the lips part on both sides, you can see through.
So you can see, like, their lips are only touching the tip corners.
The least amount of surface area possible are touching.
You know, because there was a camera there.
This is what it looks like when Ninja Turtles kiss.
You know what I mean?
They just don't got mouths for it.
They just don't.
Uh, yeah.
So, totally, uh, totally traditional man, Josh Hawley.
That's probably why we don't understand what we're looking at.
It's cause it's just how a real man kisses, kisses his wife.
Republican Senator Josh Hawley said, conservatives need to call men back to responsibility.
See, that's what he's talking.
He's talking about you have a response.
Listen, nobody likes doing it.
No.
You just, you have a responsibility though, to procreate.
You have to do it.
In a new interview that aired Sunday on Axios on HBO.
Cool, man.
I love going to talk to the most lifeless news organization on a premium cable channel about taking responsibility and logging off.
Does Josh Hawley know that they show pornography on HBO?
I think they do.
I mean, unless you're counting, uh... Oh, you're counting his dark materials.
Probably.
Yeah.
It's an evil show.
We don't like it.
No, HBO, like, scrubbed all of their softcore porn.
You can't even watch Real Sex on the H- because, like, HBO, it's, you know, it's got an app so you can look at, like, almost everything that HBO's ever had, which rocks.
Yeah.
But, yeah, you can't watch, like- There's no Late Night anymore.
Yeah.
You can't watch Lord of the G-Strings anymore.
That's fucking bullshit.
That is fucking bullshit.
Didn't she have to, like, illegally download all the episodes of Real Sex to do that?
I have never heard that.
You'd never catch me saying that.
I mean, something like, allegedly?
Yeah, hey, Brett and Brian, Tony wants to talk about your show for a little bit.
Go ahead.
What were you saying?
I was saying allegedly I've heard of these... I've heard of certain news outlets...
Procuring real sex videos through unscrupulous means.
I've heard of this.
We know those Ohio boys are very strong believers in copyright and trademark law.
I don't think they would ever do something like that.
I think you can still find DVDs of it at certain gas stations in Ohio.
Uh, spending your time on video games, spending your time watching porn online while doing nothing is not good for you, your family, or this country.
Hey Josh, here's a news flash.
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live.
I don't know, like, maybe that's how you're managing your stress?
Uh, possibly, but yeah.
I mean, if you're good at video games, you don't really have to spend that much time on them.
You know, you log in, you beat Warchief or two in Shadow of Mordor, and then you log back out.
You go put some insulation up in the ceiling of your basement.
That's how I do it.
Real men do speedruns.
The Missouri Republican also suggested the left should be blamed with men's undoing.
We need to take responsibility by blaming the left for me not liking kissing my wife.
Holly was asked by Axios' Mike Allen about a speech he delivered that centered on masculinity at the National Conservatism Conference.
He said, quote, "More men are withdrawing into the enclave of idleness and pornography in video games after being told masculinity was a problem." Uh, Hawley's- I love like- What?
Yeah.
Like, "Hey, listen, uh, why do you watch so much porn?
Well, because I'm not a real man.
Because apparently my masculinity problems, I have to subdue my masculinity by watching porn?
I took gender studies in college and they woke-ified me and that's why I watch so much stepmom porn at home.
Now I'm too woke for fucking a real person.
He is specifically talking about people who are responsible for the porn, who pay for a lot of it, try to find porn that's produced by not dudes, things like that.
That's who he's talking about here.
Yeah, those are the bad ones.
Holly's ideal man is a father.
That's an interesting turn of phrase.
Holly's ideal man is a father, a husband, and somebody who takes responsibility.
A father figure, you know?
That's pretty weird.
I don't have an idea of my ideal man.
And I like dudes.
So what you got going on over there, Josh?
So I was so happy to see this make the rounds in Patriots.win.
Which is the, uh, you know, r slash the Donald.
It's where that message board went.
It's where, you know, every MAGA fan who's a real, who's a real Trump fan, uh, is here online in this message board.
And boy, was it received in a very funny way.
Uh, none one says more GOP talk this time blaming the victims.
What?
Yeah, white men who were demonized into jerking off all the time.
And it's like, you can't just tell people to get out of these cycles of self-hatred because of your maleness and your whiteness.
You actually have to offer something to them.
Imagine this is the scenario where you understand victim blaming.
This is where you finally get victim blaming.
Well, everybody's got a different trip to the, what is it?
What's the phrase?
You know, to the finish line, you know?
Yeah.
But the point is that he got there.
I love it.
Yeah.
It's just, oh, uh, you know, he needs to like, we, we need to center the victim's voices, uh, in this discussion, which is the gamers of the, the gamers and the, the, uh, the Coomers.
Yeah, this was tied from a gaming chair.
That's why it's this way.
And this had nine upvotes but four downvotes.
So you can see like there's a mixed response to this already.
Chopblock says it would help if they hadn't gone along with making virtually every productive manly activity illegal or regulated to death.
What?
Hell, they even let people get arrested for swimming, running, and going to the gym.
Is it was this was this about like COVID restrictions?
It's about COVID restrictions.
Yeah, and it's well, it's you know, you can't go you can't go to the swimming hole anymore.
They got police tape all over it.
You can't do a push-up anymore.
They'll come to your house and they'll say hey, that's dangerous.
You're you know, you're endangering your neighbors three streets over by doing a sit-up.
It's funny because like, you know, the way this is put together, uh, man activity illegal or regulated to death, uh, arrested for swimming, running.
Now go ahead, go ahead and type in, um, man killed for running and see what happens.
See what comes up.
It's going to be one story.
One story only.
Well, that's what he's talking, you can't even go running through a neighborhood anymore because of these armed vigilantes, you know, desperate to inflict their masculinity.
And they're victims too, you know, they were told, you know, they were told that masculinity is toxic and they spent a lot of time online jerking off and they needed a bigger fix, you know, so they went out and committed some hate crimes.
Yeah, that's exactly what it was, and this is all men felt that.
I blame the left for it.
Jeez.
Yeah, I would be married if you hadn't... They banned being married.
Oh wow, you wonder why I'm not married.
They banned it.
Serve Jesus not government says, Agree on porn, but video games?
What if I told you a disciplined man has time for all the blessings God have him without overindulging?
I mean, I like how porn's not a god blessing.
It's not.
It's definitely the devil.
It's like, hey man, listen.
Let people enjoy things?
Can I have my video games still, please?
I'm not going to jerk off to any of them, I promise.
I think we can all agree that God did give us the Halo franchise, gave us Call of Duty.
The Call of Duty is except for the one that you play as a woman.
And most of the Souls games, too, actually.
Those are godly.
Very godly.
And I feel like, yeah, as an adult, as a responsible adult, you know, I could make the choice to only play five hours a day.
You gotta limit it.
That's not even half the day.
You just partake in all the bountiful blessings of the Lord.
You have your one Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
You have your one Mountain Dew gamer fuel.
You have your five hours of video games.
What are some other blessings from the Lord?
I'm trying to think of them.
Doritos?
Yeah, the 3D Doritos.
The Miracle of the Microwave?
Yeah.
Tubin.
Uh-oh.
tubin says my man's space is my women free abode i retreat to every evening there are plenty of women out there but very few ladies anyone who can't see that the dating pool has been poisoned by feminine feminism and quote sexual liberation is living in a fantasy i say that as someone who once lived in that fantasy and had a couple hard wake-ups i mean you might not have to wake up so hard if maybe you just watched a little point
uh yeah No, I... Listen.
Feminine... Like... What?
Sexual liberation and feminism is ruining women.
There's no... There's no ladies out there anymore.
Plenty of women.
There's no ladies.
Yeah, I was gonna get married, but, uh, they're all whores.
I was definitely... I definitely had some good, uh... Good... Good prospects.
And then I was like, oh, this is a... This is one of those liberated women.
And I said, no, no thanks.
I love the idea that's like...
Yeah, now with sexual liberation, women want to have sex with me less.
I think it's important to have sex with your partner before you get married.
That way you know if they know what they're doing, they gotta go.
Hey, how'd you know what to do with that?
What the hell?
Yeah, uh... Hey, if, uh... If she knows which end the sperm comes out of, boy, she's blown out.
Yep, yeah, she ran through.
Or she at least watched porn, which is... Women should never watch porn.
Imagine how they feel about women watching porn.
Yeah, I don't know why women would watch porn.
Why would they?
What?
Why would they do that?
Why would women want to watch, like, you know, women?
That's only porn, right?
American Jawa says, I mean, as much as I'd like to be a husband and dad, I think I know myself well enough to know that any such attempt would end in disaster, so it's probably better if I don't.
Yes, thank you.
You're right.
Got it.
I would like this comment.
If this comment weren't a screenshot, I would like it.
Good job.
I mean, you probably don't have a lot of other redeeming qualities, but that's one.
Self-awareness is one of them, for sure.
Yeah, it does make me wonder what's so fucked up about you to where you do think that.
And you know what's funny?
Whatever it is, it's probably pretty cool.
Yeah, he's probably, he cares too much, you know, or he's like, he's too on time to relationship meetings.
He micromanages the relationship, that sort of thing.
No, I think it's probably like a mental health thing.
He's like... Ironically, we talked about mental... This is kind of like the sister... Excuse me, the brother segment to our segment on MAGA denial of mental health treatment, right?
Ironically, this guy probably...
Like, has done some level of treatment for, you know, and is, has a healthy response.
You know, I mean, it's, it's not fun to be alone and maybe American Jawa can keep working at it and eventually get to a place where he feels comfortable putting himself back out there or, you know, Working toward a future with a partner or something like that?
Yeah.
But this seems like an overall pretty healthy, you know, which leads me to believe that he has had some sort of therapy or counseling or something.
It is the healthiest thing we've read here, for sure.
Yeah, on the show in a long time, I think.
Yeah.
The medallion says the main thing.
If you're a millennial, you can't afford a wife, home, family, lol.
Video games, porn, and weed is cheap.
Vicious predicament that takes discipline to overcome.
Whoa, dude, no one even talked about weed.
What are you doing?
You're wild, bro.
Uh... No, that's exactly it.
You know, I forgot to get into- you know, we were- we kind of brushed up against it, but uh...
Yeah, there's something, there's some sort of system that's going on right now.
It's like alienating everybody from everybody else.
What is it?
It's fucking up social relations.
It's really not good.
It's sort of squeezing and wringing the life out of every single person in this country right now.
And it's fucking us all up, you know, in our relationships, in our mental health, and, you know, our financial well-being, like he alluded to.
Wish we knew what that was.
It's probably the left.
It's probably Joe Biden.
I did that.
Yeah, declining birth rates.
Slap that Joe Biden sticker on there.
I remember going on a date when Trump was in office.
I went on like two actually.
With great ladies even.
I remember when Trump was in office, everything was, there was a small, uh, my city had a small, uh, little main street, and there was a, there was a sheriff's office, just a little sheriff's office, and the nicest man worked there, and he just knew the whole community, and he was in black and white, and spoke in a real calm, calm demeanor, and now that there's Joe Biden, it's like, what the frick?
The girl's got pink hair now!
I was driving down the street and I saw a red apple.
I walked in on my wife and the whole bathroom was in color.
She was in the tub with suds and I was like, honey what's going on?
She claimed that she was cleaning herself too much.
She claimed that's what happened.
Yeah, no, I mean it's it's true like these things are happening to men and women, you know the women exist too fellas These things are affecting a lot of people and of course, of course, we know what it is.
And I mean Some of these people probably get it I you don't have to like afford a wife, you know what I mean?
Like that's that's maybe a Maybe the part of this that's wrong.
Love is free, right?
But with that mentality, it's not wrong because when you have a wife and a home and a family in this context, they don't have a job.
You're still a one income family.
You know, they can't have a job.
Maybe they can like if if if you really want to be radical, you can like let them sell oils.
Like that's really it.
Like that's what they're talking about.
But it is it is rare that you see someone admit like, hey, my whole my my whole generation is suffering economically.
It's rare that they admit that they are also suffering from it.
Because everyone else is like, no, I pulled my bootstraps up higher than everyone else, so I'm gonna be fine.
Well, and he says right here, vicious predicament that takes discipline to overcome.
And it's like, that's doing a lot of the, like, bootstrap rhetoric.
Oh, if you're... It's sympathetic to the problem, but it's still saying, if you're disciplined, you can overcome it.
Which is just, like, essential.
That's an essential right-wing belief.
Like, that's, you know, that's the capitalist... It's the capitalist dream, right?
That's the promise of capitalism.
But it seems like he's acknowledging that the promise is a little more scant than it was stated.
But yeah, I mean, like, yeah, very few, like, not only very few prospects, like, economically and, you know, maritally or romantically, I should say, but also for, like, having meaning in your life.
You know what I mean?
And so that's kind of, like, what Josh Hawley is maybe trying to get at is, like, You know, if you have a family, like, that's a reason to survive.
That's a reason to, you know, get up every day.
That's a reason to fucking take a shower and brush your teeth and all that stuff.
Or whatever, but...
Yeah, you run into a problem when your movement, like the people who are going to be listening to you or whatever, are like either financially totally secure and therefore like they've probably had like, you know, a potential dynasty formation since they were born, a potential dynasty formation since they were born, right?
They marry off to one of their country club friends or whatever.
Or you got somebody who's, yeah, like totally asocial, like not well suited for the dating pool because they are kind of psychotic and think that feminism has infiltrated the dating market and poisoned women against them and that sort of thing.
And so then your only option for like creating meaning in your life is either by playing video games and having fun and, you know, jerking off, which is not in, you know, relatively speaking that bad of a thing, or it's like picking up a gun to defend a tire store.
Or it's those are the only options. - Yes.
I mean, it's, you know, we're seeing the radicalization happen because, yeah, like the other areas of people's lives are bleak in some cases.
Hey, but listen, my grandpa was never on Pornhub and never played video games, so tell me, and he was a manly man, tell me where the lie is.
No, that's true.
You know?
That's why I made sure I was a man before I started.
I'm a late-in-life gamer.
I made sure that I, like, developed, like, everything developed right.
Uh... Yeah.
Smart.
Before I started.
Before I bought that PS4.
Smart.
Uh... Yeah.
Didn't buy the Xbox 360.
I couldn't flirt that much with, uh... With danger.
Being a pussy.
So... Also, too many numbers.
That's a big number.
That's really scary.
It's a lot more than four.
I'm just- I don't have any- I don't know anything about Xbox.
I just wanted to- I felt like... talking shit about it.
That's- Xbox is the girls- that's the girls video game.
That's why I didn't buy it.
Um...
A couple more here.
Cabal says, trying to grow up in an overly medicated, gyno-centric, antisocial, multicultural hell.
Trying to survive deliberate and incessant conditioning and indoctrination meant to destroy the soul.
Surrounded by all kinds of faggotry, excuse me, wading through a veritable sea of hyper-liberal degenerate thought culture.
Hoping for the off chance that you beat the odds and find one that isn't clinically insane.
That actually wants to be a mother and devoted wife.
Who isn't a total whore that will eventually hold your kids hostage in a divorce akin to highway robbery.
All the while trying to bust your ass to get through some shitty commie school.
To get some shitty dead-end job for some shitty company that now wants to inject you with experimental gene therapies.
All the while your psychotic government robs you in order to grease the palms of satanic parasites that continue destroying society in every conceivable way.
How dare men withdraw from that brilliant utopia?
Well, I mean, Cabal, your first problem here is, uh, the Oxford comma's a feminine trait.
And like, that was all one sentence, except for the how dare men withdraw from brilliant utopia.
It was two sentences, yeah.
Like, what dude?
And like, yeah.
I like this thing where they are like admitting, like, no, this is what I do.
Porn and games is my life.
And like, you see why I did this.
It's not my fault.
I'm still a man though.
I love this like uh look like nothing is more convincing that the world uh is evil than hearing a villain's like long-winded speech depicting it.
Yep.
Oh, I'm convinced now you've tented your fingers.
You've tented your fingers and given a breathless run-on sentence filled with slurs about how everyone in the world is against you.
Wow, you sound... that's convinced me.
I'm totally on your side now.
It's me and you now against everybody else.
He got a bunch of DMs from this.
It's just like someone reading this is like, damn.
Yeah.
And someone's reading this too and thinks to themselves like, maybe I should withdraw from this utopia that I'm still participating.
I think my wife and kids actually take care of themselves.
I'm going to actually go ahead and do what this guy's doing.
I get why he's doing it.
I love it's like, this is a gynocentric world where I can't talk to women.
Like what?
Shouldn't women be like everywhere in this world that you've created?
It's antisocial.
This world is gynocentric and antisocial.
I'm social.
I'm fucking social, you goddamn whores.
I'm the one that's well-tempered.
My biggest issue is that women keep on asking me to marry them, and I'm like, what the fuck?
It's not... this is a gynocentric world.
Uh, yeah, man.
Again, just like an out... like, going to therapy.
Like, the second you... the second this, like, catches a glimpse or whatever, your therapist is just gonna be like, you know, okay, yeah, let's explore that.
Like, let's find out where these ideas come from.
And you might actually benefit from that.
Yeah, totally.
But no.
That's fucking gyno shit.
That's... It's so true.
I don't know.
I want a therapist who's just gonna hand me a pile of wood and an axe.
That's what I want.
Yeah, can Ron Swanson give me some therapy, please?
Hey, take two of these and call me in the morning.
And it's two bottles of scotch.
Yeah, and he means no, no.
I mean two of these.
This is one.
Yeah, so four bottles of scotch.
Yeah, then Chop Block responds, and then they took over the fantasy world with micro-purchases, loot box economies, subscription model gaming, gamer girl mobile device click dopamine farms, quote, anti-toxic censorship, and woke propaganda.
Can't even have our fantasy world anymore because there's broads there too now!
This guy just maybe needs to like uh stop playing um uh what's what's like the big game where everyone plays or like booster packs and you like fly around and shoot people?
Minesweeper.
Yeah this guy should probably maybe just like stop playing Minesweeper.
Like that's this is maybe other games for you.
I love the idea that uh what girl gamer mobile device click dopamine fart or whatever like who's the main audience for that like who is who is the one doing the clicking my guy does he think that like It's women buying, like, the anime girls?
He thinks that, like, the CIA, uh, through, you know, I don't know, like, studying humanity and studying, like, the Bene Gesserit, like, studying generations of humanity, discovered, uh, that guys like boobs.
Yeah.
And so they put these girl gamers out there on the web.
That's all they have to do.
And yeah, if you, if you, if you look into the funding of, uh, you know, I don't know, Spiffy, like what are their names?
Their names are like Blitzy or some shit like that.
If you look at those... Spiffy Blitz, actually.
If you look at those, yeah, totally funded by the CIA.
Absolutely.
It makes me sick.
It makes me sick.
Antitoxic censorship and woke propaganda.
They've been conditioning us for years to like women.
I just like, also you're just like playing the games that have like loot boxes where you're like, you're the one that's doing all the in-game purchases.
Are you just mad because that's why you, is that, are you the same guy using a different profile like why you can't afford a wife and home?
Is it because you're buying too many loot crates?
Yeah, well, I mean, it's either that or avocado toast.
Something's causing this, you know.
No, and I mean, that's, you know, they might have, that's the danger of leftism.
Is, you know, these left social justice politics, they insert pay-to-play loot boxes into your video, into your EA Sports video games.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
I go there to get away.
I go there to get away from this stuff.
That's the left though.
All they care about is money.
Ugh.
Gross.
Gross.
I love that comment.
I still think about that comment.
All the left cares about is money.
You're not talking about the right left still, but yeah.
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