Minion Death Cult - I was just thinking what kind of song would Kid Rock write in the current situations of this mess in our country (clip)
Aired: 2021-11-27
Duration: 03:55


=== The Monster Truck Rocker (03:48) ===

[00:00:00]  Hell yeah.
[00:00:00]  Yeah, it's almost as sick as a Ted Nugent riff.
[00:00:04]  Little kid holding the old finger.
[00:00:08]  This dude's not real, man!
[00:00:16]  This is a fucking Tim and Eric sketch, right?
[00:00:19]  Like, this is... Oh, it's so funny.
[00:00:22]  It's like... So rocker!
[00:00:25]  Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live.
[00:00:30]  He's managing to do a Layne Staley and Chris Cornell impression at the same time.
[00:00:39]  Who is this rocker?
[00:00:40]  Because he has a guitar, a sick guitar, and he's standing gut out.
[00:00:46]  Terrible posture.
[00:00:47]  In a rocker way.
[00:00:48]  This is how you stand so you can hold your beer on your guitar.
[00:00:54]  You know?
[00:00:54]  And he just hits it.
[00:00:56]  He just belts it.
[00:00:57]  Who is this rocker?
[00:00:58]  Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live.
[00:01:07]  Is this a little whip going up?
[00:01:12]  Oh, who is this?
[00:01:13]  Zach Mild?
[00:01:17]  That's a, I think that's an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke.
[00:01:20]  I just realized that.
[00:01:21]  It exists.
[00:01:22]  I like that.
[00:01:22]  But it's good.
[00:01:23]  It's applicable here.
[00:01:24]  This dude rocks.
[00:01:26]  This guy is Monster Truck.
[00:01:28]  This guy's the Monster Truck guy.
[00:01:29]  Cause it's Kid Rock featuring Monster Truck and he's the, he's the guy doing the butt rock voice.
[00:01:35]  He's the guy like managing to do two butt rock voices at the same time.
[00:01:40]  It's like, yeah, he's doing the Dune voice, but it's pitched just so Brian and I get like triggered.
[00:01:45]  Just like there's like a fundamental switch that flips in our brains and we're forced not to tell anybody how to live.
[00:01:53]  It's like, I felt, this guy looks like such a rocker that when I didn't know who he was, I felt like a poser.
[00:01:59]  I was like, is this somebody?
[00:02:01]  Am I supposed to know this guy?
[00:02:03]  Is he in a band that I like?
[00:02:05]  Fuck, do I have one of his shirts?
[00:02:07]  Am I?
[00:02:08]  What's hap- Oh, it's Monster Truck.
[00:02:11]  Yeah, you're a fake rocker for not knowing Monster Truck.
[00:02:15]  Yeah, does he look like any of the rockers?
[00:02:19]  Yeah, he looks kind of like a brunette Zach Wilde.
[00:02:23]  Like, that's kind of what he's going- He's got, like, permed hair.
[00:02:26]  Totally.
[00:02:28]  Totally.
[00:02:28]  No, they're a Canadian band.
[00:02:30]  They're a Canadian band!
[00:02:34]  He's wearing... In this music video, that guy, monster truck guy, is wearing, like, a Slayer rip-off t-shirt, but instead of Slayer inside the sword pentagrams, it says Omaha.
[00:02:49]  No, I didn't even- I just took it as a Slayer shirt because he was such a rocker.
[00:02:52]  Otherwise, it was a fucking ripoff.
[00:02:54]  It's like an Urban Outfitters t-shirt, dude.
[00:02:57]  Wow.
[00:02:57]  It's an Urban Outfitters t-shirt ripping off Slayer for a city that, once again, he's still not from.
[00:03:04]  They're from fucking Ontario.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, I love that.
[00:03:10]  And then later he's wearing a Black Sabbath tank top, the Master of Reality logo.
[00:03:18]  It's the Black Lives Matter one, right?
[00:03:22]  No, it's... It's the Black Lives Matter Black Sabbath shirt?
[00:03:24]  Yeah, it's the... I like my Sabbath the way I like my coffee.
[00:03:30]  Black.
[00:03:31]  Black.
[00:03:32]  Uh, black cats and black metal and black coffee.

=== Looks Cut Back Patch (00:21) ===

[00:03:37]  And black lives.
[00:03:39]  And it's in that, it's in the American Apparel 5.
[00:03:45]  Yeah.
[00:03:46]  It's just like the list, yeah.
[00:03:48]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  But it's also, it looks, you can cut it and put it as a back patch on your, on your denim vest.