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Aug. 2, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
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Sentimental Rental Property
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The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today, so stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned, guys.
We'll show you exactly what it looks like when people are going to get you.
Oh, they're in Bartholstein.
Stay tuned.
I'm Alexander Edward. - I'm going forward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we're Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
The Dem-Commie-So-Fash-Libs are responsible.
We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
I hope everybody's doing well.
We got another great, fun, happy episode for everybody this week.
Yeah.
We'll post some stuff.
Yeah.
How was your weekend, Tony?
My weekend was actually pretty good.
I got to cook last night for Chamber of Ciphers.
That was sick.
Made some really good vegan eats for the fam.
You should do hip-hop themed entrees.
that you should do like hip hop themed entree.
Like you should, you know, like name each entree with like a cool ref, you know, to like, I don't know, like some of the greats, like Biggie or like Run DMC.
I think they would enjoy that.
That's what I did, yeah.
The Biggie Small was a plate that had a breast and a thigh-sized mushroom that were fried on it.
So it was a Biggie Smalls.
And it was a chicken reference, and I don't know if you know this, but people like it.
People like fried chicken and they like Biggie Smalls, so it was a fucking hit.
Yeah, it sounds delicious to me.
Yeah, I did one called the DMX and it was just a hot dog.
Sounds good.
And then for your dessert, it could be called the Cool a la Mode D.
Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
It's got cool in there already.
And then you... And then little brackets.
Yeah.
All of mode.
That's great.
Yeah.
That's really good.
And cool mode doesn't get enough credit around it.
I don't think... That's like... That's a name that's seldom dropped.
It needs to be dropped more often.
Yeah, I think your 21-year-old brother's crew would really enjoy that one.
Would be really... Would be very into this.
They're like, uh, I'm sorry, do you have like a Miyakami plate?
And I'd be like, oh, I mean...
That's actually, that's the vegan, um, that's the vegan oxtail, uh, would be the miyakami.
That is a dumb joke that's only for me.
Um, oh yeah, and then I spent some time in Long Beach and I was, uh, I had to get some coffee on the way back.
I had a little drive in the morning because I didn't realize I had to get ready for that pop-up.
I got the time wrong, which I do often.
And I got some water from the coffee shop, and the only water they had was that fucking Liquid Death Company that I've already hated, I've already made fun of, and I just think is the stupidest thing.
Yeah, it's like metal.
Water in a beer can.
It's like metal water, right?
Yeah.
It has like cool tattoo flash stuff it's like black and gold and white and like it's meant to look like a tall can and it's like oh quench your thirst and it's um it's just a a dumb thing.
It's definitely the it's definitely like the black craft cult of drinks.
Totally totally yeah it's a bit of a more like lib black rifle coffee co.
Like how how long until we start seeing liquid death back patches?
Oh, no, they exist.
They exist.
On, like, denim vests.
They exist.
I'll send you pictures.
They totally have the whole, like, cool, you know, blue-collar working man, you know, out-of-the-factory Harley guy.
They have that aesthetic.
Death Before Soda, Top Rocker, on my battle vest.
Yep, yep.
But they so I got their sparkling water which is in a black can and I'm driving in my car and don't get me wrong I got the water because I was a little bit stoned but The can just looked, and I always joked about Arizona tea cans and couldn't wait to get pulled over and be like, oh it's a tea can, but this looked like a beer.
Yeah, it looks like a malted beverage.
Totally.
It looks like a Colt or something.
It's a tall can, black with like a gold rim.
Black and gold and white.
A skull on it.
Yeah.
it looks just like a beer can because it is a beer can with water inside of it and and i was just so stressed trying to drink from it that like it just made it look worse and i just hated it and eventually i i i just having it open in my car stressing me out and you're what if i forgot to blinker and i get pulled over and he's like what's that but he wouldn't go what's that it would just be i would just be on the floor immediately because he sees an open can and you you're in california
so it's not like you can use a freaking straw in it yeah i was like but i was just sipping and cruising you know it's not a crime to stay hydrated and it and i just thought about how fucking short-sighted that dumb company is and how irresponsible it is for people to carry it actually and how it's like a dumb idea and it's going to get somebody hurt.
They call it, yeah, liquid death, because if you drink it while you're black, they kill you.
Yeah.
They're like, no, no, no, we never said to drink it not at home.
You got to drink it at home or in the woods, just like beer.
It's just like beer in that way.
You have to be sitting on top of the hood of your car, in your driveway, behind a fence when you drink it.
Yeah.
So it's so stupid.
And if you see people carrying that, I don't know.
If you are a place that does carry that, don't carry that.
It's a bad thing.
It's just not a good idea.
I think it's just corny.
I think that's the worst offense is how corny it is.
It's very corny, yeah.
I mean, I value your life, Tony, but I mean, I value, like, cool products even more.
The water was, like, fine and sparkly.
That was cool.
I would accept a pivot.
I would go ahead and drink it if they were to maybe pivot to, I don't know, just, like, not what they're doing.
The can ID is cool, it's supposed to be less wasteful, but don't- That's not cool.
I don't care.
Just maybe put the word water on it really big.
I think boxed water is a better, like, kitschy way of drinking your cool water.
Shoutout Jaden Smith.
Yeah, well possibly the most diametrically opposed thing to your story that I did was I went out into the woods and shot a semi-automatic rifle for fun.
Yeah, yeah.
No license or permit or anything like that.
We just found a nice spot to go fire my rifle that I hadn't fired because I Haven't had time to go out and shoot at all.
We went into DNR land, Department of Natural Resources land.
Found a cool spot away from the crowd.
Found a little waterfall that drained through like a big aluminum tube, tunnel, aqueduct, whatever it's called.
Yeah.
And I was so tempted to walk through it, but it just went straight down on the other side of it.
So we stayed on this side that was, you know, flat.
Well, now you know to bring rope next time you go.
True.
Yeah.
The coolest, it was beautiful.
It was serene.
But the coolest part, if I do say so... Your shorts was your shorts.
Your coolest part was your shorts.
What I did with those shorts.
And the picture on the log was the coolest thing.
But that's just my opinion.
Yeah, okay, well let me fucking say it, dude.
Sorry, sorry.
The coolest part was when I did a soap slide down the tree trunk that was propped up against the waterfall.
Wait, that was a grind?
That was a grind.
I didn't even know.
I didn't even know it was a grind.
Wow.
Holy shit.
It was a grind in my water shoes.
Holy shit.
I didn't realize that was mid-motion.
I need to see a sequence of this.
I need to see a sequence shot.
Yeah, I got it.
That's amazing.
Don't worry about it.
That's amazing.
Hell yeah.
That rules.
So it's like, it's cool because you get to see nature, but you're like, also, like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tread on it, you know?
You should probably get good enough on it to where you can do that and shoot the gun at the same time.
I think that's probably a good idea.
You gotta be really good.
That's something you're gonna be able to use.
You gotta be really good at it, though.
Not at shooting, at soaping.
Yeah.
Um, but that's something you're gonna be able to use, I think, pretty regularly once it's game time, you know?
Yeah, just like Jet Grind Radio, grinding across the light rail poles and gunning down people in Minecraft.
You're going to build plates into your current boots.
You're just going to put them in there, little soap plates.
Um, so Tony had some help last weekend, uh, weekend before last, uh, packing some of the stickers, uh, that we're sending to you folks.
Yeah, yeah.
He had, uh, he had his daughter Penny, uh, help pack stickers and you, you posted online, uh, what was it here?
You know, something about, oh, packing stickers, uh, builds character.
Builds character, yeah.
Yeah, I'm teaching her how to rise and grind.
You gotta put in the blood, sweat, and tears.
See, people got mad at this, you know?
And we'll get to that in a second.
I thought it was personally better than the first draft, which was packing stickers makes you free.
Thought it was probably a good idea to tweak that one a little bit.
Yeah, you got some pushback.
You got some haters online, including this person who said Minion Death Cult is my favorite libertarian podcast.
Yeah, what in the hell?
Just because little hands are better suited to handle these stickers and envelopes?
And like I said, she got paid more than minimum wage in 30 states.
Okay?
She got paid for her time.
Yeah, and she got a little bonus because I forgot to have her stuff something else in it, so she had to go back and stuff them all in there.
So that was a collective bonus that she agreed to.
She got paid out the frame, and like I said, she has benefits, she has access to all the soda water she needs, and also, like we said, when you're with NBC Productions, you're family.
And that's what's most important.
She has full access to the company store.
She can purchase whatever she wants out of the fridge at any time.
She has a coin-operated bed to sleep on when she's there.
It's all fair.
It's the blankets that she rents out.
The bed's free.
You gotta rent out the blankets, which you save a lot of money in the summertime.
Um, so I was, I was like, what the heck?
Libertarian podcast?
That's ridiculous.
I can't, I can't believe these, these low lives, these, this, these commie scum, uh, would denigrate Tony for having his daughter help out.
Uh, and so.
We just had a good idea here from... Let me see if I can find it.
I want to give them credit.
Yes, a good idea from Spencer in the Facebook group.
Wow.
Shout out Spencer.
Who suggested sharing Tony's post into the Mike Rowe 2024 quote, A Tale of Trades group.
Perfect.
So what I did was I shared the screenshot of Tony and his daughter packing stickers and I said, my friend and I run a small business and some people attacked him for having his daughter help out.
Raised eyebrow emoji.
What do you think?
And this got 400 reactions.
Hell yeah.
That's how you do it.
I learned this stuff from Terrence K. Williams.
This is how you get, like, 60-year-old white people to reply to you.
Yeah.
I mean, if you look at the picture, the grift is obvious.
She has Trader Joe's brand soda water, hand sanitizer.
Like, those are all trademark, you know, cuck things.
So they should have seen it.
She's packing a sticker that has Pat Robertson holding a Glock on it as well.
Oh yeah, that's also happening.
You know what's funny?
She didn't even like ask about that.
I didn't even think to have a talk to her about what she was looking at there.
Why does this old man have a gun?
I think she probably would be like, yeah, no, people get to have guns.
It's cool.
Old men get to have guns.
Yeah, I mean, maybe we'll address that even more specifically at the end of this episode, if we get to it.
Eric Hopper.
So yeah, lots of responses.
Hundreds of replies.
Hundreds of encouraging replies for Tony.
Eric says, teach them young and prepare them for a successful life or let the world teach them to be dependent on government welfare.
Sadly, far too many choose to let the world wreck their lives.
Well, unfortunately for you, Eric Hopper, the only reason why she's not living on government welfare is because I didn't qualify this round.
Actually, she is.
She gets free insurance.
The state pays for her insurance.
We are trying to break her of that.
We know that she's spoiled and she needs to understand that she still owes someone for that.
I guess, you know, she's supposed to carry her own weight, you know?
Like, what, like 40 pounds or 60 pounds or something like that.
And especially with, like, the healthcare thing, they don't like Obamacare, which says that, you know, your kids get to be on your healthcare, you know, while you have it or whatever.
They don't like Medicare, unless they're on it.
They don't... or Medicaid, I guess it would be in this situation.
Yeah, so...
I guess the only thing to do is, yeah, to get a job packing stickers that also provides full benefits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
It's not like this is something she does regularly.
She's just trying to buy a bearded dragon right now.
So she's trying to save some money, you know?
That's a smart money move.
She's not dependent on this.
And I think it's a good investment.
A bearded dragon is the way to go in my mind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Patty Ervin said, that's the problem today.
Kids have no responsibilities and everything is handed to them.
My son worked part-time at the age of 12 with a neighbor who had a landscape business.
He now owns his own successful.
And then the comment just ends there.
Because my dream is to own a successful.
I rented out my son, my 12-year-old son, to the neighbor.
Now look at him.
He's just got a good head on his shoulders now.
Yeah, doing great.
Yeah, just developed a lifelong love of employing 12-year-olds for some reason.
Again, joke's on you, lady.
You know what?
I don't actually give my daughter anything.
But that's because everybody else around her just spoils the shit out of her and she does literally get anything that she wants.
Yeah, talk about... So, in your face.
Talk about a welfare queen more like a grandma, grandpa queen.
Amen!
Am I right?
Am I right?
If it glitters, they gotta buy it.
Yeah, I love this.
Hey, my son worked for a small business when he was 12.
Like, this isn't even just, like, helping, you know, your own parents or whatever around the shop or, you know, around the house or whatever this is.
We sent our 12-year-old to go do manual labor for the neighbor's small business.
He definitely only paid him, like, $3 an hour.
Yeah, not cool.
And it was like a learning thing.
He got paid in character development, you know?
Yeah, totally.
It was free rent from mom and dad.
Deborah Alt says, our son worked in our business starting in third grade.
He is now the company's CFO.
See, anybody can do it!
Is he 14 now?
Anybody can, if you're raised right with the right ethic, you know, if you go to work at three years old, then you too can rise, you know, defy all the odds to become the CFO of your parents' company.
You know, if you're in second grade right now, I highly encourage you to tell your parents they need to quit their jobs and start a business and hire you.
Because like you said, by the time you're an adult, CFO, you're running things.
I love they got a guy to be their chief financial officer who was already used to working slave labor.
Yeah.
They're like, we instilled the right lessons in him, which is the right financial lessons to be specific, which is God, it's so cheap to employ children.
Yeah, and it has that mentality where it's like, oh, I mean, listen, for the first 10 years I worked for this company, I didn't make minimum wage.
Yeah.
So you should be lucky you're getting that.
Yeah, you too can one day be CFO of your parents' company.
The cold water fountain is a luxury.
We don't have to do the cold one.
You can have tepid water.
That's the law.
It's not cold water.
Yeah, we're gonna pull the blue tab off the water cooler.
Yeah.
If you keep fucking around.
You're gonna be drinking hot ramen without the noodles, alright?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, he is now the company's CFO.
Has degrees and numerous accolades.
Wow, employee- CFO of the year!
Love mommy and daddy.
Headhunters try to recruit him all the time.
As long as the jobs are age appropriate, it's a good thing.
His daughter is two and is in the office every day.
She's beginning to pick up odd tasks, mostly about three minutes at a time.
Dusting, wiping off counters, saying hello to vendors and suppliers and staff who come into the office.
Our motto, quote, everyone in this family works and contributes in whatever way they can.
And by everyone, we mean everyone.
My 79-year-old mom still labels envelopes, stuffs, mailers, etc.
We mean everyone!
Have you ever met a two-year-old?
Two-year-olds are not doing any of this stuff.
This is fucking bullshit.
A two-year-old who's almost three is not doing this stuff.
Fuck off.
Like, get out of my face.
Good morning!
A two-year-old is not telling random people good morning.
Fuck out of here.
Uh, Larry Batey says, anyone who attacks a business for having their kids help them is jealous that their kids are useless millennials.
That's right, fuckers.
You're just jealous that your kids are used as millennials when my kid is.
I don't even know what my kid is.
Your kid's one of the good millennials.
One of the good millennials, yeah.
One of the few good ones.
What are they gonna call her?
I have no clue how that works.
I don't actually care.
They're gonna call her boss.
Amen.
Amen.
Hey, call her whatever you want.
Just don't call her late to the trading floor.
She's waiting on you there.
She's waiting on you.
She's always waiting on you there.
Yeah, Mindy Murray Moitch says, the younger the better.
You need to put more context in there.
You need to not have a screenshot of that.
You need to put other words around it.
I saw this comment and absolutely zero red flags went off.
Yeah, none, none.
I felt really good about reading this one, especially because this whole thing was sparked by the conversation around and accusations of libertarianism.
And then here, yeah, I mean, you know, we are, we went to the right place to defend, to defend Tony's libertarian tendencies.
Mindy Murray Moitch says, hey, baby, the younger, the better.
Younger, the better.
Chuck Stephens says, ask the people being critical if they are teaching their kids to be self-sufficient or basement dwellers.
Oh man.
Honestly, if you can run a basement for a while, do that.
Save up.
Run that basement, you know?
That's smart money.
That's the smart money move.
While you're in the basement, you should actually be buying property.
Uh, isn't there, isn't that like pop punk or like indie rock band Basement?
Are they still around?
Yeah, Basement rules.
That's what they should call their fans.
Basement dwellers?
Yeah.
Oh man, I'm going to call myself that now because I'm a Basement fan.
I'm going to call myself a Basement dweller.
My smallest shirt is a Basement shirt.
Okay, that's cool.
Yeah.
Why is it so small?
I don't know.
I bought a large on accident.
Oh, okay.
But I've worn it so much that I just continue to stretch it out and it somehow works.
Sick.
But, like, I usually wear, like, a 2X.
Uh...
Mark Stevens says, those people, so the people, uh, giving Tony Gough over this shit.
Mark Stevens says, those people are the Dem Commie Soc Fash Libs who want uneducated people on the government dole.
Can't have an educated class of young people who are self-sufficient and can think!
Can't do it.
Because if you can think, then you would definitely be an old right-wing crank.
Upset about everyone around you.
I mean that's what, if you can open your eyes, you can see, then you know that's what's going to happen.
It's purely like the educated position to want everybody in a certain tax bracket to die.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or get out of it, you know?
It's so funny how this, you see this argument a lot and it's, it predates like the Ben Shapiro facts and logic thing, but it definitely gets a lot of steam from that.
But this, yeah, this idea that, oh, it's just, that's why they're liberals is because they can't think, they have no critical thinking when it's just like every single study refutes exactly what you're saying.
Yeah, across the board.
You can't find anything to back what you're saying, except for free thinking.
And it's like, if you had the education or the critical thinking skills that you're supposedly valuing, you would know that it's the opposite.
No, see, that's what you don't understand.
In order to break the rules, you have to know the rules.
These people must know the rules.
Because once you're aware of them, you can look people in the eye and say, no more rules, and break those rules.
It's definitely the mark of an educated person to make up the word dem, commie, soc, fash, libs.
It's definitely something I hear educated people say all the time.
I mean, you hang around academia, right?
You know lots of professors and, like, smart people.
That's how they talk.
This is just, it's...
It's part of a political theory that has been thoroughly discredited, known as the Horseshoe Theory.
That's obviously what this guy is referring to.
Referring to the Horseshoe Theory of, yeah, the far right is no different than the far left.
The commie fascists.
You know the commie fascists?
They're all Democrats.
There's extreme people on both ends, and they're all bad.
Yeah, I mean, liberalism is pretty close to fascism, if you want to get pedantic about it.
There's a lot of parallels, we'll say.
Can lead to fascism, it can enable fascism.
Allow, for sure.
But it's just, this guy, no, this guy just means like, yeah, not letting Charlie Kirk talk at your college or something.
That's, yeah, that's exactly what that means.
Okay.
You gotta stomp him out.
Let's get some positive comments.
Angela Gannon Browning said, I think it's awesome!
He is teaching his daughter a multitude of things!
Time management, responsibility, work ethic, taking pride in specified tasks, and doing it the correct way.
Great work, dad!
I commend you on your parenting.
That's right.
That's right.
And then this guy actually sent me a shirt.
It's the coolest shirt.
It says Girl Dad on it.
And it's like in tough, it's tough lettering, but it's pink.
It's pink lettering, but it's tough lettering.
And it says Girl Dad on it.
And yeah, he gets it, you know?
Yeah, for sure.
I like the, you're teaching her time management.
You're definitely like clocking her and how fast she's running those stickers.
It's about efficiency, you know?
That's all it is.
I'm trying to teach her how to be efficient.
It was kind of wild.
She did kind of set up a system for a minute that I didn't like tell her to do.
She did start doing like piles.
She'll do like eight piles and make the piles and then stuff them.
I was like, all right, I see you.
You know, she stamped all the envelopes first.
I was like, okay.
All right.
Do you?
That's called innovation.
Yeah, she loves organizing.
It just doesn't make any sense because she's about to be eight years old.
But loves organizing.
Last comment here.
Another positive one.
Norm Gallagher says, this is awesome.
Such positive comments.
Everyone have a wonderful week from Henrico County, Virginia.
OK.
Henrico.
Henrico?
Henrico?
Where is that?
It's in Virginia.
It's in Virginia, yeah.
Yeah.
Most of the comments were like people bragging about how they worked when they were like four years old.
As children?
Yeah.
Some of them were like... Yeah, I have my daughter help out at the shop I manage.
You know, I have heard like taking orders and shit and it's like...
You're letting your daughter do work for free for your boss?
For like the owner of the store?
That's pretty fucked up.
I can see if it's like your store and you're like, you know, using these kids.
You have them anyway, you know what I mean?
Yeah, may as well.
But you're like loaning out your children essentially to your boss.
Listen, I have- I have two options here, okay?
I can either- I can either, you know, like, sell out and take- take- live off the government's teet.
You know, or I could use what the Lord gave me, which is a workforce.
Yeah.
You know?
Die mad.
Universal daycare?
No thanks.
I'm gonna have my daughter answer phones at the store.
Yeah.
I mean, she's gonna be here anyways, you know?
She doesn't need to be around other kids.
It's fine.
No, my poor kid's gonna be like so fucked when she's really actually wants to get a job.
Just because I just won't ever like let her not get paid.
Just, I won't allow it.
You're gonna be like...
Typing up her resume and shit, telling her how much to ask for when she goes to work at Claire's or whatever the equivalent is.
Yeah, she's going to be reading all the influencer books by next year.
reading like um you know all the influencer books by like next year i want her to be like i want i want to give her that dragon blood uh there was so there's like an ongoing uh problem with this country you know one of many which is that uh be during the pandemic we decided to do uh rent what is it called rent suspension rent freeze yeah uh eviction freeze
there was an eviction freeze and it wasn't it wasn't really a rent freeze because the rent continued to pile up but the evictions were halted yeah Yeah, it was just like a moratorium on evictions, which means you didn't have to pay rent, essentially.
You couldn't get kicked out, theoretically, right?
Still, owe all of that back rent.
Depending on what state you're in, you more than likely owe all that back rent.
I owed a lot of back rent because, you know, I had a job throughout the pandemic.
I think I ranted about this on the show already.
They just stopped doing automatic deductions from my bank account.
Yeah, I remember that.
And I couldn't set it up again.
And so I was like you just made it harder for me to pay rent now.
I still have to do.
So I like didn't pay rent and I was hoping they would do rent like forgiveness or whatever and they they never did and so I had to pay like Thousands and thousands of dollars after, you know, which I had been... Oh yeah.
I remember that because it was like in time when you were moving and that money was very crucial.
Yeah.
I'd been putting the money away anyway.
Again, pretty fortunate to have a job all throughout pandemic, even if I was a frontline essential worker.
Yeah, a lot of people didn't have that luxury.
A lot of people who worked at restaurants, who worked in other customer service, you know, it's like you were either put in the middle of it and had to accept all the risk for everybody else who had the luxury of working from home or just not working at all, or you were like laid off completely.
Yeah.
You know, you were like, like servers.
Other people like that, yeah, were just laid off completely.
People who work in customer service, retail shops, things like that.
So, you can't pay rent if you don't have a fucking job, you know?
Well, that eviction moratorium is set to end, I guess today, when you're listening to this episode.
Yesterday.
Yesterday.
And...
It's pretty fucked up.
It's obviously going to be a huge crisis because we couldn't just, you know, cancel rent for like two weeks or shut the economy down for two weeks, pay everybody to stay home and get over this thing, you know?
So that's pretty fucked up.
Expect to see some heartbreaking news coming out of that situation.
But we have also the other side of this.
There's a thread from HeyBooBoo on Twitter.
Uh, who, who shows us, it's, it's hard everywhere.
It can be hard everywhere.
Hey Boo Boo says, Yesterday was a sad day for me and my husband.
We closed on our rental property that we had no choice but to sell.
The government mandated that people could live in it for free for over a year.
We lost out on income.
Over $42,000 in rental income!
Insane.
That's a lot of money.
You know, there's probably a lot of, like, rich people listening to this podcast that think, oh, $42,000, that's not a lot of money.
Pittance.
But no, that's for real working people like me and Tony and Hey Boo Boo, $42,000 is a lot of money, you know?
It is, yeah.
Substantial.
That's, you know, that's what, like, just one of your rental properties can generate in a year.
That's a lot of money.
It is.
And that's funny because that's definitely not all the money that that rental property would have generated.
No way.
No way.
That's such a low number.
They call it passive income because you just have to sit there and take it from the federal government.
You have to be passive when they fuck you over.
Um, yeah, so, uh, it's a sad day.
She had to close on her rental property, meaning that she sold it, probably for like a million dollars or something.
Uh, but the thread continues.
All of our renters were receiving unemployment, but the government would not allow evictions, so they just didn't pay.
And that's cool.
That's what you should have done.
- Yeah, that's fine.
We're good with that.
And also, that's a strong assumption that that's gonna cover the rent.
We got no break on paying property taxes, insurance, and utilities, so we blew through our savings!
We are trying to pursue back rent at this time.
My husband inherited the property from his father who died of cancer.
So it's been a bit emotional.
This whole GOVERNMENT INDUCED TRAGEDY has done irreparable harm to so many!
Oh my god.
So... You thought this was sad already.
This was like a family heirloom.
This rental property, it was like...
It was a cherished family, you know, generational object that had changed hands, that belonged to her grandfather, or her father, rather, who I might remind you did die of cancer.
Yeah, imagine your landlord telling you that.
I would lose my fucking mind.
I would lose my mind.
I would, like, curse the dead.
But then, you know, you're right though.
I need to pay you my back rent because of the cancer and that's really bad.
So let me give you the back rent.
I'm sorry.
You don't want to be ableist.
You know what?
Actually, I'm going to donate my back rent to the breast cancer, the pink people.
That's the wrong cancer.
How about that?
Her father didn't have pink cancer.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's just the one that has the best merch.
It has the best merch, it's the best tattoo.
Remember that logo I made?
If anybody wants it, it's still available.
It is the pink ribbon for breast cancer but turned upside down and it looks like the Playboy bunny.
That idea is still out there for anybody who wants it.
It still exists.
Trying to save the Tata's, right?
Save the Tata's.
You'll sell it to that company for a lot of money.
I love this so much.
This was just a beloved family treasure that we used to generate money for total strangers to live in.
This is just, God, it's like, I don't know, it's like, oh yeah, this was my grandpa's warm woolen sweater.
We just cherish it so much, and the way we cherish it is I rent it to homeless people for $10 an hour during the winter.
And they probably use that shit, too, to not do repairs.
They're like, no, no, we can't paint the walls.
That's the last paint he was around.
Isn't this the paint that gave him the cancer?
Shouldn't we give him this paint?
No, we can't get rid of it.
No, Grandpa loved that the hot water didn't work.
That was his favorite.
Yeah, we would just laugh and laugh about the hot water.
That was the secret to his old age, actually.
I died at 67 because of cold showers.
Did you patch grandpa's hole in the drywall from when the roast was cold 50 years ago?
They lose their mind and make a new one?
You gotta leave it there, sorry.
That's just... It's his legacy.
I told you you could hang a picture over it, but you can't patch it.
It's so fucking funny to be like, oh, we're so sad we had to sell the free money we have been getting for years because, you know...
It belonged to our grandpa.
Just so much sentimental value.
That's why we totally remodeled this house to, you know, be ten different apartments.
We fucking put up dividing walls in bedrooms.
We put a, you know, whatever, like a coin-operated washing machine in the basement.
In the basement, yeah.
No, see, you don't understand.
You don't understand.
They, one day, they were hoping to... They were hoping to give this property to their kid.
You know?
And now they can't anymore.
And now it's not in the family anymore, so... You know, that's a legacy.
It's gone.
Yeah, that's, that's cool.
We feel so bad for your dead dad.
They were gonna evict the people eventually, but they were gonna evict the people eventually, but just so they can give the property to their kid.
Um...
42,000 for one year.
This is Kai responding.
42,000 for one year.
If someone was paying that much in rent, they could have afforded to purchase a home of their own.
So just like not, just like not knowing that this was definitely like... Oh yeah, she says right here.
It's a fourplex.
Four units.
Yep, there you go.
It's one house, four units.
Yeah, it's cool.
My grandpa, or my dad, he got to live in a home.
We get to make four different families live in it and pay us for the luxury of it.
You know, you just don't understand the romance of a Murphy bed.
I love this though, uh, just like, A, being that obtuse and be like, oh, this person, it was their father's home.
Of course it was a single family dwelling that they rented out at a fair price.
Their father who died of cancer.
That part's very important.
Uh, and just, yeah, no, this was like turned into, to a little Frankenstein, you know, small, small home, four different town homes in one.
They actually did it while he was still alive.
They just put him off into one of the corners.
He got to have his own little house, but you know, they did it while he was there.
I thought this reply was really good.
It's from Deonardo La Vinci.
I don't quite get the joke.
It's just because the L and the D are switched, but I don't know why that's funny.
They do have the blue wave emoji.
In their username, which if you're not familiar, that was like the emoji that the Democrats used during midterms, like the Trump midterms.
They used a little blue wave to show how they were going to take back Congress and restore dignity to America.
Fairness.
Sanity.
Uh, Dionardo Lavinci, Blue Wave, says, I am a landlord and ran into the same problem.
In order for me to evict someone, I have to file through the court no matter what.
If an eviction doesn't go through court, it's not legal in my state.
An attorney is a minimum $500 and usually ends up costing around $3,000 to convict.
Wow.
Oh shit, yeah.
If you're trying to evict somebody, and I don't know what hellhole of a state this guy lives in, or gal, can't tell, I don't know where they fucking live, but if you're gonna evict somebody, you have to do it legally, apparently?
That is... That's... Oh, they must not know.
You only have to do it legally if the person you're trying to evict is aware of the laws.
You could fucking do it however you want, But if they know the laws, you're kind of fucked if they can afford to defend themselves.
If not, fucking grip it and rip it.
Back in my day, all you had to do to evict somebody was hold one of their pets at gunpoint.
And it was easy.
It was easy.
You know?
I can't stand it.
And also, it made me a better cop.
Killing animals made me a better cop.
And you would hope you wouldn't have to kill the animal.
You didn't want to have to do that, but just sometimes they would make you.
No, really though, all it should take to do an eviction is just a handshake.
You should go up to your tenant and say, listen, you're great.
Your services are no longer needed here.
And you shake their hand, and you look them in the eye, and then, uh, you know, they get their stuff out of the apartment in less than 24 hours.
You know what I like to do?
I like to go by my tenants' places once a month, every other month, and just give them a good handshake and just, you know, tell them how they're doing, right?
But when it's time to evict them, I do the handshake and I have one of the handshake buzzers in my hand.
And when they feel it and they get a little tingle, a little shock, they know they have 24 hours to gather their belongings.
I thought you were going to do the not, like, pull your hand away.
I was worried, but I think it's nice that you still give them a handshake.
Even if it's the buzzer one, I think it's still more respectful.
Hey, I'm a gentleman.
Yeah, so it's cool that we're looking for bipartisanship, we're looking for You know, some common ground.
What's one thing that we all have in common, Democrats and Republicans?
It's that we're leeches on society by making people pay us to live under a roof.
Something we can all unite on.
I just love the confidence that they posted this with.
Well if you look at their, the original Hey Boo Boo, if you look at their profile, their header says Never Forget, but it's not about 9-11 or the Holocaust, it's about that time during the 2020 election when like a state was counting their ballots and
Like a blue city came in, so the numbers for Biden jumped up by a few thousand in that state in what seemed like seconds.
And it's like, how can that many people have voted in five seconds?
You know what I mean?
Because the graphic is the two lines, red and blue, and the red one's clearly above the blue one, and they're both kind of arcing from the bottom left to the top right.
Uh, except when all of the sudden the blue one shoots up and surpasses the good red line, uh, and then flatline.
So it kind of looks like an F, you know, like a comet trail and then an F, uh, and that's what, uh, never forget with that as the F. What's funny is I actually like, I, I like the colors, I like the layout, I like the font, but that still is Real close to a swastika.
It's real like... It's real close to a swastika.
So I mean, I always try to avoid that one.
But yeah, no, they're definitely bad about it.
I mean, their fucking bio is disgusting.
Like, they suck.
Oh yeah, the bio goes, I identify as a quote, fully vaccinated black lesbian.
Pronouns bite slash me.
Okay.
But you're allowed to identify as a lesbian.
That's fine, yeah, that's totally for the rules.
Yeah.
Do you like women?
Yeah, I mean, that's cool.
Because this appears to be a woman, a female Hey Boo Boo.
Yeah.
It's okay, like, I respect that part of it if you do identify as a lesbian.
It sucks that, like, that bio and just her whole energy makes her username a little racist.
Hmm.
Yeah.
You know, it's because I mean, I still, you know, there's something about it.
I just don't care for.
And the yell, the yelling emoji.
I don't like it.
That paired with a full with the fully vaccinated by lesbian joke.
And this person's a landlord.
This is how we should see all landlords.
This is the... This is the model landlord.
Everyone needs to know this is what we're dealing with, is these people.
I think the... When she says, I identify as a, quote, fully vaccinated black lesbian...
That's probably, like, a meme.
That's probably a joke that she got from, you know, a Mary King or something like that.
From, like, a male right-wing comedian where it's, uh, quote, funnier to identify as a lesbian.
And it's just, it's, it's, I wonder if it's like the, if doing this is like saying like, like this quote here is like saying what or okay, like, you know, quoting Dave Chappelle, a Dave Chappelle sketch.
Totally.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
It's a little, little, it's a little, we call this a little John moment.
A little John moment.
We call this a little John moment.
And it's just like, it doesn't, it doesn't really apply to you.
Yeah, and I agree, Tony.
I think it's funny that this person's like... This person got a lot of support, you know, via this tweet.
Like I said, you know, support from all corners of the internet.
And it's just funny how, like, the most performative Democrat, Lib, Blue Wave...
Twitter person has no problem, like, showing solidarity with a total right-wing psycho who's doing, you know, gender jokes and anti-vax jokes in their profile.
And it's just like, it kind of shows you what really matters here, you know, and that's just the class that you're a part of.
You can always unite along those lines.
And also, I just want to stress, the worst thing about this person is the fact that she's a landlord.
Yeah.
There was one other reply that I thought was just so good.
John Allenson, whose handle is Occupy Corruption.
Whoa, heady.
That's heady.
But corruption is misspelled.
I mean, depends on whose rules you're following, you know?
Is that like, it's supposed to be like Occupy Wall Street, but instead you want to occupy like corruption wherever you see it, I guess?
Yeah.
It's like a bigger, you know, no big deal.
It's like a bigger movement than Occupy Wall Street.
You know, it's, it's kind of like more like everywhere, you know?
Yeah.
It's a bit more cerebral.
Um, so like it's kind of a lifestyle than it is a camping trip, you know?
Hey boo boo, I had a similar situation.
I called the termite people and they came out.
We had to take the tenants to court.
They had to leave so we could bang the house and spray for termites.
It took 10 days.
During that 10 days, I put new renters in the house.
We're still in court, but dollar signs.
What a massive piece of shit.
What the fuck.
Like people, I encourage everybody if you're a renter to like figure out your estate's shit because like if you are a renter and you have like a flood or fire damage The owner of the property in lots of states is responsible for putting you up in a hotel and making sure you have a livable space to come home to.
But they will never tell you that.
And things like termite damage is negligence by your landlord.
That sucks.
I mean, of course, just, yeah, that's fucking, that sucks.
This person's a monster.
Yeah, I mean, you have to kind of be a monster to, like, feel comfortable with this sort of relationship, I think, you know?
And I mean, there's probably, like...
People listening who don't feel as strongly about landlords that we do, I'm willing to meet those people halfway and say, yeah, if you're renting to somebody and they're just paying the cost, you're not making money off of them or something, that's a nicer way, but you're still letting somebody else pay your mortgage bill.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
Pay off your property, essentially.
It's never a good relationship.
It's always pretty exploitative, at the bare minimum.
And it's not surprising that a lot of these people are completely detached from humanity.
You would have to be, to a certain extent, if you're doing this for a living, that sort of thing.
If what you were saying earlier, Tony, or just a second ago, yeah, if you're having problems with your landlord, try to look up to see if you have like a local tenants advocacy organization, tenants rights organization, because they do exist in most like major cities.
And if you're not in a major city, you could probably still reach out to a nearby one and they can help you with With the laws, the laws in your area, that sort of thing.
I don't think I ever talked about it on the show, but you know that apartment that I was talking about that I moved out of, they took my deposit.
Ani and I spent like 12 hours cleaning my apartment before we moved out and she used to like help Uh, a landlord, like, flip an apartment, like, get it, like, turn it over, like, get it ready for, you know, she would go in and do all that work, uh, and, uh, get it ready.
And so we did that shit.
We, we cleaned it for hours.
Uh, I took photos of it and everything.
And I, and I, luckily I had my, uh, my paperwork saved from when I moved in there.
Um, but yeah, they didn't give me my deposit back.
And so I just, I have legal representation through the Teamsters.
That's part of what I pay for when I pay my union dues.
And so it would have just been small claims, which you can't have legal representation in a small claims case.
Like you would have to, if I actually took them to court, you would, you would just go there on your own or whatever.
But the lawyer was able to be like, Oh, I'm going to send them a letter, you know, citing this, citing this, citing this code, whatever.
And they just gave me back the deposit.
No questions asked.
It took a little, it took a little time to get to me, but they were like, Oh yeah, you're right.
And it's just like, that's just what they do to everybody.
Every single person, they try to just keep the deposit and be like, oh, we noticed like a crack in the tile.
And it's like, that crack was there when I moved in.
Oh, do you have a photo of it?
Do you have a photo of it?
Like next to a calendar or something?
Like, no, you don't?
Okay, you're paying for it.
Yeah.
Try to take us to court.
You know?
Yeah, and like, you know, like, for, you know, for you, typically if your deposit's less than court's gonna cost, you'll probably get it back.
But they're not gonna make it easy.
They never make it easy.
No, you see in those, like, landlord Facebook groups, they're like... Oh my god, yeah.
Listen, I've never given back a deposit.
I always find something.
But this tenant, they... I can't find anything, and they have documentation.
What should I do?
And it's like...
They do these things where they, like, uh, put, like, tacks on their shoes when they go into the home and they just scratch the shit out of it.
Yeah.
It's their own home.
Yeah.
Oh no, you got, uh, you got scratches on there.
That wasn't there.
Yeah.
It's so nuts.
And like I said, it's their own property.
They're going to have to fix that anyways.
So dumb.
So petty.
They're going to fix it with a fucking, like, pen.
With a finishing marker.
That's what they're going to fit.
And they're going to charge $1,200 to do it.
Oh my god, yep.
Yeah, they're the fucking worst people on earth.
Uh, yeah.
But, uh... Awful people, and it's just like... It's your livelihood versus their passive income.
And I'm sorry, like, one is definitely more important.
Not only to, like...
You but like to society you know there's one there's one of those things is actually more is actually valuable to society yeah uh so i don't know solidarity with anybody uh who's facing uh eviction today or tomorrow don't leave your apartment until you get like
The cops come, basically, like, they still have to go through the legal proceedings, don't just voluntarily leave your apartment, wait for like a court order to actually do that, because they will lie to you, they'll say, you know, you have to leave now, blah blah blah, you know, it's like, show me, show me the warrant, basically.
Yeah.
And if you reach out to your tenant advocacy organizations in your area, you might be able to get some help with that.
Oh yeah.
You can always get 30 more days.
Um, last thing, uh, I wanted to talk about on this episode, something that was, uh, just tickled me pink.
Uh, another very American thing, uh, was, let me see if I can find it here real quick.
I thought I had it up.
This is from the Grand Rapids Police Department on Facebook.
The Grand Rapids Police Department is excited to launch a new partnership with area faith leaders called Clergy on Patrol, parentheses COP.
That just warms my heart.
Clever.
Clergy on Patrol.
Cops with badges, guns, and Bibles.
Oh man, that's the trifecta right there.
The mission is to foster... Holy Trilogy.
The mission is to foster relationships... Did you say Holy Trilogy?
Mhm.
Yeah.
The first Star Wars.
Right?
The first The Metallica albums.
The mission is to foster relationships between the police and faith-based leaders to build bridges with the community.
Clergy members have already started to learn more about GRPD operations and procedures.
Thursday they participated in use-of-force and scenario-based training at GRPD.
Headquarters, it was a lot of information, but The did extremely well and are ready to hit the streets.
The clergy members will be partnered with patrol officers and participate in frequent ride-alongs.
The officers assigned are excited to start working with the cops And you will soon see them in your neighborhood.
Included with this post are photos of them training members of faith-based organizations.
Like this one photo of, I'm assuming, a rabbi in a yarmulke aiming a taser at a target.
Like, sideways, like a cartoon gangster.
Yeah.
Like, completely tilted.
It's pretty great.
He's saying, uh, BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!
It's... It's... It's... Poor little posture.
Like, the whole thing's so sad.
I hate it, man.
I hate it so much.
Just feed people and house people.
Don't do anything else.
Be a church or whatever you're supposed to be.
Don't do the rest of that shit.
I think it's cool that like, you know, people are asking for, hey, can we get like social workers to respond to a lot of this stuff?
Like, you know, a lot of this, a lot of what we're criminalizing, uh, isn't, isn't violent, isn't best handled by a person ready to do violence, that sort of thing.
Uh, in Grand Rapids, uh, Michigan was like, No, actually, we're going to start a squadron of self-selected, traditionally conservative organizations to help us lock all you sinners up.
They heard somebody tell a criminal one time, like, that boy needs Jesus, and a lightbulb went off, and they were like, that's exactly, that's exactly what we need.
Is we need faith-based people to show up on, show up on the scene and really talk them through it using, you know, hopefully, roll the dice, it's the right faith base for the criminal.
I hope, I fucking hope so.
What would Jesus disperse?
Oh, it's a pro-choice march.
That's what it is.
You know, we were talking about libertarian fantasies earlier with, you know, using child labor or whatever.
This right here, I mean, A, not having to pay taxes, right, as a faith-based institution, not paying taxes.
Not only getting to have sex with minors, and that's fine, and be protected by a gun and a badge.
I mean, what's one institution that we've seen use rape at gunpoint?
And then three, yeah, just getting to inflict your will on the entire member, an entire membership of the community.
Cases just getting thrown out, because they're like, uh, no, Monsignor Greg would never do that.
We went on many ride-alongs together.
And he's keenly aware of laws, therefore did not break any of them.
Um, youth pastor voice.
You know what doesn't get the whole squad laughing?
Running from the police.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, y'all.
I think they're training to use a taser in case they come across a gay guy who needs therapy.
And you can do it on scene.
It's like an outpatient process at this point.
This is going to result in so much cool stuff.
It's so cool because it's like, you know, we're already just an extremely conservative, socially conservative, fiscally conservative, but, you know, those things are kind of intertwined, especially when it comes to, you know, the church, the various churches we have in this country.
And just, yeah, just putting one of these, I mean, wasn't there like, A story about some donor.
I can't remember if he was an evangelical preacher who shot that guy because he thought he was grabbing the taser, but he grabbed the gun instead.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah.
I think exactly what it was.
Yeah, he killed some guy.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because he grabbed his gun instead of a taser.
And that guy was just like...
He was like a donor to the sheriff or something like that.
I can't remember how that... But yeah, it's just cool.
You know this is... Go ahead.
Sorry, you know this is just because they're always calling because of on-house people on the property.
And they're like, you know what?
What if we just give them tasers?
What if they don't have to call us anymore?
We can just give them tasers, right?
And like, what's the word?
Deputize them?
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
I mean, it's just like, these are volunteers.
These are people who want to go out and help cops police these communities or whatever.
So yeah, they're just gonna be like the worst kinds of people for sure.
Oh, hey, the guy looked back at me while he was running away.
He's lucky I only shot him and didn't turn him into a pillar of salt.
That's what God would have done.
Smite thee.
Oh, sorry.
I could have smited you.
Oh, sorry.
We meant to do a no-knock raid on the building next to the Planned Parenthood.
Oh, my bad.
Sorry.
Sorry we shot your dog.
It's like, oh no, that was an abortion doctor.
Oh, well, he died like a dog.
Yeah.
And that, you know, mistakes were made.
Like, one of these evangelical guys is gonna see somebody holding a BDS sign and hit him with a squad car.
Oh, for sure.
With the Citizen Patrol car.
Like you're, you're, it's already illegal to boycott Israel in so many of these states.
And it's like also legal to, uh, run over a protester in increasing states.
So yeah.
And plus you're like a cop, so you can just kill whoever you want anyway, but, uh, it'll be all nice and legal to just, yeah.
Somebody who didn't buy a pint of Ben and Jerry's just run them down as they're exiting the grocery store.
You're just making it now to where, like, that's part of kosher.
You just have to have it.
If not, you're breaking laws.
Heather Wolf, just one comment here.
I mean, this story is just, like, they, like, clarified.
They were like, oh, hey, update.
They were only getting use of force training to know what not to do.
Yeah.
That's all it was.
We were showing them how to use the taser so they would know how hard our job is or something.
Like how hard it is to use the taser or something.
I don't know.
It would be cool if they did the thing where they tased them.
You know how cops get tased and people in the military get tased?
It would have been cool if they tased them.
I agree.
I think that would have been pretty cool.
I want to see a video of a rabbi getting tased.
Heather Wolf said, sounds good.
Then they can pass on to their congregations.
More involvement means less ignorance.
And I think that that is like... Being in touch with the community.
This is just like a PR thing, but they're just stupid.
They're like, we don't...
We don't know what to do because we like doing everything.
Everything that you say is bad that we do, we like doing all that stuff.
So we don't really know how to address the situation.
How about we get people you trust to also become bastards?
How about we get people you trust to also criminalize poverty?
Yeah, you know, sometimes the bastard is the closest one- is the one you're talking through a screen to about your sins.
Um, and it's just, yeah, like, their excuse is, like, well, it's PR because, yeah, for that reason, you know, we want, like...
Quote, nice people to be on the scene doing the job with us.
And it's like, not everybody likes their idea of a pastor or preacher or rabbi or imam, you know?
And second of all, yeah, it's so that, like, they can, like, Spike Lee do advocacy for the cops.
You know, they can turn around and say, hey, they're trying.
I was there.
I had a conversation with them.
I can vouch for them.
As Pastor Greg, I can vouch for them.
Yeah, I can tell you from experience, like I said, from our ride-alongs, everybody that got hurt also resisted.
And I can promise you that.
And, you know, a lot of these photos they have like, you know, black church members, black church leaders, and it's funny that that's their outreach when, you know, seems to me like a lot of black church leaders are already pretty friendly with cops.
Yeah.
Like that's not, I think, historically something, you know, there's obviously been a lot of anti-police brutality activism in black churches and that sort of thing, but Also, I mean, that's a lot of like the more conservative elements of any, you know, community are located in the church.
It's not a surprise that the church would be willing to work with this.
It's just like, I mean, with a lot of churches, with a lot of like the, you know, more charismatic churches, um, you know, that you're a crime boss, you know, and if you're a crime boss, it's good to be in with, it's good to be in with the local police.
You know, it's like, yeah, of course it's gonna happen.
Yeah, so I, you know, we can expect, I think, to see this on, or we can hope to see this in our area, at least.
I mean, Godspeed, Michigan.
I hope everything goes well.
I hope, you know, too many pregnant teens aren't locked away.
I hope it goes well.
Man, one time, it's funny, one time I got invited to speak at this thing, and I didn't know that the person who invited me was cool, but I didn't know the other person doing it was a pastor, and their cop brother was there.
And they were real bummed because someone just told them they didn't know what I was talking about.
And it was the worst situation.
And I was like, yep, this would be cool for me because if they got a t-shirt or whatever, like a wristband that told me they did this, it would just answer a lot of questions for me and I could just not even give them the time of day.
They better, with this program, they better also be talking to the Seventh Day Adventists, you know?
Because, like, who's going to work Sundays?
Exactly.
Exactly.
You've got to have the rotation full.
Yeah, okay.
All right, that's the episode, folks.
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Do they ever do this in any of the episodes, Tony?
Do they do ride-alongs from church members?
Oh, you know, I I think there's a couple times when they do work with somebody in a church.
I don't know if they do a ride-along.
There is a ride-along episode, but it's actually, it's the firefighter captain going on a ride-along with Angela Bassett and they end up smashing, so.
That's something ride-along I remember.
Smashing, that's a term I haven't heard since Jersey Shore.
Oh, it's back, baby.
It's back now?
Okay.
Yeah.
9-1-1 is the new Jim Tan laundry.
Yeah, I could see if it happened in 9-1-1, it would be like somebody called for a demon possession, and so they got a pastor or somebody, a priest, to ride along with them.
Oh, yeah, that actually, there's little spoilers, that will be covered eventually.
There is, in fact, exactly that.
So, you know, I might save that one for Halloween, but it does exist.
Yeah, but tomorrow's episode is going to be a fucking banger.
It will be in the feed tomorrow.
Well, now, if you're listening to this.
So get stoked.
It's a good one.
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Their glass and disco down the loo Says I'm doubling the rent 'cause my buildings come down You're gonna help me pass me there all So we can!
You know we can!
We can!
You know we can!
Let's mix a landlord man!
I tell them turn on the water.
I tell them turn on the heat.
Tell me all you ever do is complain.
Yeah, then they search the place when I'm not here.
But we can.
You know we can.
But we can.
You know we can.
Let's switch the landlord.
Let's switch the landlord.
Landlord, let's win some landlord men guitar let's win some landlord men guitar
solo Rats doing up the hidden Roaches up to my knees.
Turn the oven on.
It smells like decadence.
Till the rain pours through the ceiling.
Though we can't.
You know we can't.
Though we can't.
You know we can't.
Let's wish the landlord.
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