Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to all previous bonus episodes in your podcast app of choice. This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives (female victims of harassment) are canceling Italians (Andrew Cuomo). We're documenting it.
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| So finally, you want to hear my favorite defense of Andrew Cuomo? | |
| Please. | |
| Can you guess what it is? | |
| I mean, was it in the locker room? | |
| Was he just one of the boys? | |
| One of the fellas? | |
| Close. | |
| Okay, I'll just say this is my... This is a very common defense of him and also my favorite. | |
| So, Paul Amatuzo. | |
| It's just how we were brought up and taught. | |
| You kissed your uncles and male cousins as well. | |
| I still find myself going to do the same, even during COVID-19. | |
| "It's just how we were brought up and taught..." "You kissed your uncles and male cousins as well..." "I still find myself going to do the same even during COVID-19..." "It's a lifelong habit that's not so easy to break." I mean, as an Italian-American, when I walk around, I tell people to suck on my cannoli, It's like, I actually have a cannoli on me. | |
| I just- I'm ready with the cannoli in my back pocket. | |
| I'm gonna pull out an actual pastry. | |
| When need be. | |
| I just- I just want to reiterate. | |
| I thought the attractive journalist was my cousin. | |
| I thought the attractive journalist was my uncle, who I would kiss on the face, And if I don't kiss him on the face, that's disrespect! | |
| I would say, hey, Uncle Joey! | |
| Let me see you eat that hot dog right now. | |
| Get over here, sit on my lap, eat the hot dog. | |
| Hey, you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never told your Uncle Giuseppe to pull his tits out. | |
| I would say, hey Giuseppe, hey Joey, we call him Joey over here. | |
| Call him Joey. | |
| I would say, hey Joey, eat the hot dog. | |
| Don't eat all the hot dog, I want to kiss the rest of the hot dog as it's poking out of your lips. | |
| Don't bite it even either, I just want the whole thing and I want to know that I'm basically kissing your throat. | |
| I want to do a Lady and the Tramp to the hot dog in your mouth. |