Minion Death Cult - Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male  cousins as well...(clip)
Aired: 2021-03-05
Duration: 02:09


=== Kissing Cousins and Hot Dogs (02:08) ===

[00:00:00]  So finally, you want to hear my favorite defense of Andrew Cuomo?
[00:00:06]  Please.
[00:00:06]  Can you guess what it is?
[00:00:11]  I mean, was it in the locker room?
[00:00:14]  Was he just one of the boys?
[00:00:15]  One of the fellas?
[00:00:16]  Close.
[00:00:17]  Okay, I'll just say this is my... This is a very common defense of him and also my favorite.
[00:00:24]  So, Paul Amatuzo.
[00:00:28]  It's just how we were brought up and taught.
[00:00:30]  You kissed your uncles and male cousins as well.
[00:00:31]  I still find myself going to do the same, even during COVID-19.
[00:00:35]  "It's just how we were brought up and taught..." "You kissed your uncles and male cousins as well..." "I still find myself going to do the same even during COVID-19..." "It's a lifelong habit that's not so easy to break." I mean, as an Italian-American, when I walk around, I tell people to suck on my cannoli, It's like, I actually have a cannoli on me.
[00:01:03]  I just- I'm ready with the cannoli in my back pocket.
[00:01:06]  I'm gonna pull out an actual pastry.
[00:01:10]  When need be.
[00:01:11]  I just- I just want to reiterate.
[00:01:14]  I thought the attractive journalist was my cousin.
[00:01:17]  I thought the attractive journalist was my uncle, who I would kiss on the face, And if I don't kiss him on the face, that's disrespect!
[00:01:29]  I would say, hey, Uncle Joey!
[00:01:32]  Let me see you eat that hot dog right now.
[00:01:34]  Get over here, sit on my lap, eat the hot dog.
[00:01:37]  Hey, you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that you've never told your Uncle Giuseppe to pull his tits out.
[00:01:46]  I would say, hey Giuseppe, hey Joey, we call him Joey over here.
[00:01:50]  Call him Joey.
[00:01:51]  I would say, hey Joey, eat the hot dog.
[00:01:55]  Don't eat all the hot dog, I want to kiss the rest of the hot dog as it's poking out of your lips.
[00:02:00]  Don't bite it even either, I just want the whole thing and I want to know that I'm basically kissing your throat.
[00:02:06]  I want to do a Lady and the Tramp to the hot dog in your mouth.