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| Cerise Rowan, again, in a different reply, says, I'd like to see more responsibility. | |
| Remember, this is about abortion. | |
| I'd like to see more responsibility. | |
| What if men took responsibility for unwanted babies? | |
| These women have proven what they will do. | |
| So men, you tell the gal who is coming on to you in a bar, But, I have values. | |
| No abortion. | |
| If you get pregnant, we marry and spend the rest of our lives together being good, responsible Christian parents. | |
| Right? | |
| This rocks. | |
| That rocks so hard. | |
| If you have a problem with abortion, I 100% support you. | |
| Of course you do. | |
| You should tell every single woman you meet that you think is flirting with you that if you get her pregnant, she is not allowed to have an abortion. | |
| Yeah, I won't allow it. | |
| Listen, once I knock you up, you are us now. | |
| So, we're going to get married and you're going to carry the term. | |
| Um, okay. | |
| I was just asking if you wanted a hot towel for the flight. | |
| Yeah, I'm saying if in the process, you know, the condom fails and you get pregnant, I'm going to go talk to your father. | |
| I'm going to ask for your hand. | |
| That's a formality. | |
| That's a formality. | |
| I'm doing that out of respect for your dad because I'm a dad now and I understand what it's like. | |
| I love just like, uh, listen, um, okay. | |
| Like I know you, you wanted to know what kind of drink I want. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I want a little drink called monogamy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I want a drink called the nuclear family. | |
| You know how to make that one? | |
| That's what I'm looking for. | |
| She's like, I'll get a water for you. | |
| I'll give you a few moments to decide. | |
| He's like, yeah, I thought so. | |
| No one knows how to make those anymore. | |
| I like the good old days. | |
| That's great. | |
| What a good suggestion. | |
| Monogamy is as popular as, like, drinks of the past. | |
| Like, no one orders a monogamy, no one orders a surfer on acid. | |
| It's just like, they're gone. | |
| The trend is over. | |
| Sex on the beach? | |
| What about a wedding in a church? | |
| Yeah, how about that? | |
| How about the Holy Spirit being involved? | |
| How about that? | |
| Oh, you want to look for a third? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I know a third called the Holy Ghost. | |
| I know just the guy and he's been here the whole time. | |
| Um, people were like, uh, Oh, this guy who did the abortion tongs on top of the Christmas tree, which is like stupid, like whatever. | |
| It's not that big of a deal. | |
| It's like corny. | |
| It's like office humor to me. | |
| It's like putting a stapler at the top of your tree, your Dunder Mifflin themed party or whatever. | |
| Like, um, Somebody was like, oh, he like, he needs to be reeducated or he needs like therapy or whatever. | |
| So it was like, oh, you give him too much credit. | |
| Like he needs a bullet. | |
| He doesn't need therapy. | |
| He needs a bullet. | |
| Um, they're like describing like what kind of person he is or whatever. | |
| And Linda Lammers says quote it. | |
| So like hit instead of him, they're saying it. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It is dirty! | |
| Dash, dash, dash. | |
| Unclean in spirit! | |
| Dash, dash, dash. | |
| A demonic entity! | |
| Alright. | |
| Pure evil. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Pure evil here. | |
| That was actually the only way they were able to touch the Christmas tree was with the abortion tongs. | |
| That's how they decorated it. | |
| They couldn't make contact. |