Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get access to every bonus episode including this one As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much the world hates them
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| So, we get our next cameo in the PragerU documentary, No Safe Spaces. | |
| The best cameo, I think, possible? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| We get Alan Dershowitz. | |
| Alan Dershowitz is one of the many, like, quote, liberals, uh, they choose to trot out to show how even liberals are fed up with these, these babies on the college campuses. | |
| I am going to say a quote from Alan Dershowitz and I tie, I rewound several times to get this quote verbatim. | |
| Uh, this is not an exaggeration. | |
| This is not a joke. | |
| Alan Dershowitz in No Safe Spaces says, no university should ever create a safe space. | |
| If you want to feel good, get a massage. | |
| Yep. | |
| Alan Dershowitz, famous for being a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein and getting massaged on his plane. | |
| You couldn't make this up. | |
| You could not make this up. | |
| There is no shame in my safe space. | |
| No university should ever create a safe space If you want to feel good, get a massage. | |
| If you want to feel good, Get a massage. | |
| If you want to feel good, do this thing that put me on the flight logs. | |
| I don't think universities should do anything to protect their students. | |
| I think it should be just a free-for-all. | |
| You know, go out there and get knocked around a little bit. | |
| Listen, where I come from, there's an old saying. | |
| And that saying is, no clit in the pit. | |
| You know? | |
| If you don't want to get pushed around, don't join the mosh pit. | |
| You know? | |
| No pussies around here. | |
| I just think- This is all satirical. | |
| This is me saying a bad thing that they would say. | |
| Okay. | |
| I still don't think you should ever joke about anything like that. | |
| About mosh pits. | |
| That's a hallowed ground. | |
| It's genderless. | |
| You're right. | |
| There's no gender to a mosh pit, dude. | |
| I should have at least put on some basketball shorts before I said that. | |
| I just think it's ridiculous that we're allowing universities to create safe spaces or to create emergency phones with the blue lights on them where you can contact if something bad is happening. | |
| It's life! | |
| Bad stuff is gonna happen. | |
| You might get picked up by a billionaire and forced into being a flight attendant. | |
| It's just gonna happen. |