Support the show for only $3/mo at http://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to a premium episode every week. What's this? Tony is here in person? And my cats like him more? This week we talk about raw beef sandwiches, the MAGA bloodlust in response to the Supreme Court dismissing Texas' election lawsuit, Cyberpunk 2077, and a National Health Service ad where Santa gets coronavirus.
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| The Supreme Court wouldn't hear Texas's case to throw out votes in Michigan? | |
| Yeah, let's do a political cleansing. | |
| Please, yeah. | |
| Let's do a cleansing of this country. | |
| That's like the reasonable answer. | |
| And that's like, you know, it's funny. | |
| We try to find the funniest content for this show, but that's like the overwhelming response in these Facebook groups is just like, Mommy, can I kill now? | |
| This is a long running thing. | |
| Minions law has been established for quite some time and it's only accelerated. | |
| It's only been more and more proven. | |
| I think that honestly we're to the point now where we need to just, that is going to be, that is the go to. | |
| I think Minion's Law is more prominent than anything else. | |
| It's more useful than Godwin's Law at this point. | |
| I see it faster than Godwin's. | |
| You will see Civil War before Hitler every time. | |
| I, uh, on Friday was when the news broke about the Supreme Court dismissing the Texas case and I was like working. | |
| It happened at like, I don't know, I think I saw it at like five or six and I think it happened at four. | |
| And, um, I was just like, Oh cool. | |
| Like I have to do this job that like prevents me from. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Covering the thing that our show is about because I just saw I just saw so many tweets I saw so many minion death cult tweets from immediately People sharing stuff from like parlor and and reddit and Facebook and I was like, yeah, these are all minion death cult tweets. | |
| Thank you Thank you about people like you know Lusting after bloodshed because, you know, Amy Coney Barrett didn't vote to install Trump as God-King for life. | |
| What we're saying is thank you to the Minion Death Cult lobbyist who personally aided in the stoppage of this from going forward. | |
| Thank you for that. | |
| I think it's worth it. | |
| I think we did a good job. | |
| Wayne Thompson said, this is all in the Operation Save Our President Facebook group. | |
| Wayne Thompson said, unfortunately it now time to prepare for the worst. | |
| Get ready to buy a blue coat or a red coat. | |
| Myself, for one, will accept the Democrats' plan for America. | |
| God help us when the war starts. | |
| So confusing. | |
| And then Paul says, uh, you can go along with the Dems. | |
| I will never accept their plans for our nation. | |
| Socialism is not in my future if I can help it. | |
| And then Wayne responded, "Miss Print, I will not accept their plan." It's so... | |
| Oh, wait, hold on, my bad. | |
| That's not what I meant to say. | |
| I meant not. | |
| I didn't mean to say that. | |
| Obviously, I would love to talk more shit on this, but like... | |
| I'm the typo king. | |
| I've sent out the opposite of what I meant to say so many times through a quick typo, but this one is like, this is pretty, pretty much there. | |
| You can say in these groups, I've tested it. | |
| You can say whatever you want. | |
| And then when somebody replies, just be like, I meant the opposite. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I meant the opposite of that. | |
| And they're like, Oh, okay. | |
| Cool. | |
| Which is so good. | |
| Like, why, why can't we do that with the rest of the life? | |
| You know? | |
| Why can't we just forgive and forget? | |
| That's cancel culture, dude. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| You're not allowed to pretend you made a mistake. | |
| No, no. | |
| You have to... | |
| If you messed up on accident, even if it didn't happen, it happened and that's it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You can't eat it. | |
| You should be given the benefit of the doubt that you didn't mean what you said. | |
| Yeah, that's awesome. | |
| Oh, Ms. | |
| Print, I will not accept their plan. | |
| I won't do it. | |
| I've commented in these groups like, I will never vote for Trump. | |
| They're like, what? | |
| I mean, I meant I will always vote for Trump. | |
| And they're like, okay. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. | |
| That's how we're going to win this civil war is with spies. | |
| That's it. | |
| It's going to be that easy. | |
| So the number one post, I liked to read that, the one from Dan Puke about his reading of the Supreme Court decision. | |
| It's just an interesting bit of cope. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know? | |
| I like it. | |
| Uh, the number one thread, though. | |
| Number one response in this Facebook group. | |
| Was under a post from Jay Burgundy who shares the New York Times article, Supreme Court rejects Texas suit seeking to subvert election. | |
| And Jay Burgundy captions this share, this link, with WTF? | |
| I mean, I think you're giving him a lot of credit with that. | |
| This is just WTF. | |
| It's a capital W, lowercase t, lowercase f. This is a very casual post. | |
| I think it just happened to gain traction. | |
| I like that. | |
| It's a real assessment. | |
| This is a very well-balanced response to this. | |
| It seems like genuine confusion. | |
| It's not reactionary. | |
| It's a, what the fuck? | |
| It seems like genuine confusion, like what the heck? | |
| It was like me looking at the raw beef sandwich. | |
| Typically this is responded to with all caps all spelled out. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| But, this is, you know, this is, so that's why I like this one. | |
| This is a real person. | |
| Jay's a real person. | |
| Also, also, one thing about Jay, um, why I know this is balanced, Jay's also black and wearing a Tupac shirt. | |
| So, so we know this is a more balanced, like, this is a meet in the middle. | |
| Because there's no way this guy's pro-Trump, right? | |
| He's pro-Trump. | |
| Tupac was pro-Trump too. | |
| You haven't heard that pro-Trump Tupac quote? | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| Where he says, one day a real man is going to come and wash the filth from these streets. | |
| So yeah, this was a big post. | |
| It got like 600 comments in this Facebook group. | |
| The first comment I have here is from Mark Soul Jr. |