What if joe rogan sparked up and asked them if they would like to hit this (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube live-reads This week we examine a self-described Vegan Monk who has a bit of a bone to pick with the women in his Facebook friend suggestions Also, Joe Rogan offers to moderate a debate between the presidential candidates, and can you imagine if he or they smoked weed during the debate? A Babylon Bee article takes an epic stab at the scenario
Okay, um... Yeah, hopefully, though maybe she has faith in the Facebook gods that her profile picture doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Like, I don't know, yours?
You fucking creep?
What the fuck are you doing posting her shit on your Facebook?
Anyway, let me continue.
Imagine she had larger breasts, and there was more cleavage.
Dot dot dot.
Okay, for a profile picture?
I wish she was like this photo that I mocked up.
It's exactly you but with bigger breasts and more cleavage.
I'm imagining a woman with larger breasts and I'm horrified.
I'm like kneeling and brandishing a cross at the breasts like that Salvador Dali painting.
I'm like, these enormous breasts will devour us all!
And everybody knows it's hard to avoid.
Breast mass times X equals cleavage times X. That's just something that never ends.
And that's something you've got to be aware of on the internet with your boobs.
So are you saying larger breasts would be okay if there wasn't cleavage that came along with it?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, exactly.
Breasts are fine.
Cleavage is the sin.
Okay, yeah, that's a good point.
Because when you're breastfeeding, which is a natural thing, you pull out one breast and you keep the other breast completely covered and so even then there's still no cleavage.
Exactly.
For there to be cleavage you have to see, like, the boobies, like, bunched up together and, like, creased in the middle, right?
Cleavage is about more what's not there than what is there.
It's the space.
The Space Between.
That was definitely about something way raunchier.
The Space Between was like the song that came right after how he's gonna pick your dirty pocket.
Dave Matthews, just you know.
What's that other line?
It's like, I like...
I like peanut butter.
I like jelly.
I'm gonna lick you from your back to your belly.
To your belly.
Yep.
Exactly.
Um, okay.
Uh, imagine- what if I- I- I submit to the- to you, the audience.
What if this woman had larger breasts?
Would it be okay then?
Think about that!
Think about that!
And when you reel in horror at the idea of a large breast woman, now think about what a hypocrite you're being at this modestly breasted woman.
You have to apply the same level of disgust across the boob spectrum.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You can't have, you know, large cleavage privilege over here.
Got to keep it real.
Okay.
I don't know.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
I guess it would be okay if a big boobed woman had a profile picture.
I guess I would allow it.
Nothing matters anymore.
Bikinis and porn and whatever.
This dude is just like furiously masturbating to this tank top.
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But to suggest I am making something out of nothing instead of referring to something that is real.
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If you are someone who believes we can ever live in a world where people don't have automatic associations when you wear revealing clothing, then you're crazy.
Obviously, we can executive override the split-second sexual association and say, quote, oh well, this is the culture.
But that initial association will never go away, regardless of how much abusive social engineering there is on Facebook.
So, so okay, just to like dissect this guy's mind right here real quick, he is saying that he cannot help the like instant sexual thought he has while seeing this tank top, right?
And he can only override that by saying, well, I guess that's the culture.
The implication here is that he hates, like, women's sexuality.
Yes.
That's the culture here, is he has a sexual feeling towards women.
and that is like reprehensible to him that a woman was able to like evoke this feeling in him instead of being like I don't know hey I got aroused by a lady and it feels good like I don't know man like it's okay it's okay to think women are attractive dude just keep it to yourself that's fine yeah just keep it yourself and like also like you can just think something's cool you don't have to get corny over it every time
Like you don't have to get horny over it, unless you have a very specific blank take top thing, which I respect, do you.
Do what you gotta do.
Because of the way his mind fucking works is he gets horny and then he gets mad that he's horny, and then he vocalizes the fact that he's mad at women for making him horny, and then what happens is abusive social engineering where people tell him, hey, stop being It's like stop, uh, accosting or stop, you know, uh, harassing women online, dude, just because you got horny.
