Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and audio versions of our youtube live-reads directly on your podcast app. This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was the kind of "stupid thing" we all do at 17 Also, in one of the more dystopian headlines this year, a woman arrested multiple times for opioid addiction "repays" the arresting officer by donating a kidney to him
ProTrump101 says about this, this, uh, you know, former addict, uh, donating her kidney to the cop who arrested her.
ProTrump101 says, absolutely a wonderful story and a very, and very heart touching.
She deserves a thin blue lion flag and a replacement for the rest of her life.
Wow.
What a kind, loving person.
That's actually kind of a sick idea.
So wait, so if I just like donate my kidney, I kind of get like an actual get out of jail free card?
Is that what he's saying?
No, that's not what he's saying.
He means an actual thin boot.
He means an actual flag.
He means you get a flag that honors the police that you also gave your kidney to.
You don't need to fly that flag anymore, man.
You get to fly a different flag that says, I gave a kidney to a cop.
You get a card that says you can show other cops when you get pulled over.
We need to create a brand new political faction just for you.
You're better than a cop at this point.
A cop depended on you to live.
You deserve your own flag.
It should be a thin, dark red line or whatever.
Whatever color a kidney is.
Oh man, you get a card that has a picture of your actual kidney on it.
And they're like, well, what the fuck is this?
And I'm like, well, this used to be my kidney, but now it's one of your brother's kidneys.
You're welcome.
Let me go now.
It's a cop kidney.
Um, I just love this.
Cop kidney!
It's the weakest cover possible.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, I don't know, that was a pretty good little performance of it.
But yeah, you're right.
Weakest cover possible.
This has 91 upvotes.
Hey, God damn shame.
This woman, she did something special.
She fucking gave up an organ for a cop.
She deserves a thin blue line flag.
Like, and not just a thin blue line flag, but a replacement for the rest of her life.
Like a lifetime supply of flags that say cops are cool.
That's what she deserves.
I don't know.
You know, maybe I'm crazy, but I think that she deserves that at this point.
Which if anybody wants to make a lot of money, they should probably make that a thing, like a subscription service for flags.
Because I see a lot of flags attached to trucks that are just tattered to shit.
They're just ribbons.
And if they had some sort of obscenely priced service to subscribe to that, They'd probably pay for it.
There should be like a loot crate service where you just get a random racist flag in the mail every month.
Like one week it's a Thin Blue Line flag, the next week it's like a Radiology Lives Matter flag, the week after that it's like a Firefighters Lives Matter flag.
The week after that it's some like Weimar Republic shit that I don't know about.
And if you get like real lucky it's just like a three percenter flag.
I'm not even joking that that would be like a moneymaker.
Oh yeah, we'd be ballin'.
You would just have to, like, title it.
You would title it, like, Man Flags.
Yep.
Yep.
And you would hit on the right demographic.
Dude Cloth.
Dude Cloth.
And it's just like, it's just like flags.
But it's just like, fuck, man.
Like, so this story is like, you sacrificed... It would be like saying like, okay, first responders at 9-11, right?
Hey, you gave up your health, your physical health, you risked your life to like rescue people, you know, from the World Trade Center.
