Minion Death Cult - KKKop KKKidney (clip)
Aired: 2020-09-14
Duration: 04:23


=== Kidney for a Cop? (03:07) ===

[00:00:00]  Got a few more comments here.
[00:00:02]  ProTrump101 says about this, this, uh, you know, former addict, uh, donating her kidney to the cop who arrested her.
[00:00:12]  ProTrump101 says, absolutely a wonderful story and a very, and very heart touching.
[00:00:21]  She deserves a thin blue lion flag and a replacement for the rest of her life.
[00:00:26]  Wow.
[00:00:26]  What a kind, loving person.
[00:00:30]  That's actually kind of a sick idea.
[00:00:32]  So wait, so if I just like donate my kidney, I kind of get like an actual get out of jail free card?
[00:00:39]  Is that what he's saying?
[00:00:39]  No, that's not what he's saying.
[00:00:41]  He means an actual thin boot.
[00:00:43]  He means an actual flag.
[00:00:45]  He means you get a flag that honors the police that you also gave your kidney to.
[00:00:51]  You don't need to fly that flag anymore, man.
[00:00:55]  You get to fly a different flag that says, I gave a kidney to a cop.
[00:01:00]  You get a card that says you can show other cops when you get pulled over.
[00:01:04]  We need to create a brand new political faction just for you.
[00:01:11]  You're better than a cop at this point.
[00:01:15]  A cop depended on you to live.
[00:01:21]  You deserve your own flag.
[00:01:23]  It should be a thin, dark red line or whatever.
[00:01:27]  Whatever color a kidney is.
[00:01:30]  Oh man, you get a card that has a picture of your actual kidney on it.
[00:01:34]  And they're like, well, what the fuck is this?
[00:01:35]  And I'm like, well, this used to be my kidney, but now it's one of your brother's kidneys.
[00:01:39]  You're welcome.
[00:01:40]  Let me go now.
[00:01:41]  It's a cop kidney.
[00:01:44]  Um, I just love this.
[00:01:45]  Cop kidney!
[00:01:50]  It's the weakest cover possible.
[00:01:53]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:55]  I was like, I don't know, that was a pretty good little performance of it.
[00:01:57]  But yeah, you're right.
[00:01:58]  Weakest cover possible.
[00:01:59]  This has 91 upvotes.
[00:02:05]  Hey, God damn shame.
[00:02:06]  This woman, she did something special.
[00:02:08]  She fucking gave up an organ for a cop.
[00:02:12]  She deserves a thin blue line flag.
[00:02:15]  Like, and not just a thin blue line flag, but a replacement for the rest of her life.
[00:02:21]  Like a lifetime supply of flags that say cops are cool.
[00:02:27]  That's what she deserves.
[00:02:28]  I don't know.
[00:02:29]  You know, maybe I'm crazy, but I think that she deserves that at this point.
[00:02:33]  Which if anybody wants to make a lot of money, they should probably make that a thing, like a subscription service for flags.
[00:02:41]  Because I see a lot of flags attached to trucks that are just tattered to shit.
[00:02:46]  They're just ribbons.
[00:02:48]  And if they had some sort of obscenely priced service to subscribe to that, They'd probably pay for it.

=== Man Flags (01:31) ===

[00:02:55]  There should be like a loot crate service where you just get a random racist flag in the mail every month.
[00:03:07]  Like one week it's a Thin Blue Line flag, the next week it's like a Radiology Lives Matter flag, the week after that it's like a Firefighters Lives Matter flag.
[00:03:22]  The week after that it's some like Weimar Republic shit that I don't know about.
[00:03:27]  And if you get like real lucky it's just like a three percenter flag.
[00:03:31]  I'm not even joking that that would be like a moneymaker.
[00:03:34]  Oh yeah, we'd be ballin'.
[00:03:37]  You would just have to, like, title it.
[00:03:39]  You would title it, like, Man Flags.
[00:03:42]  Yep.
[00:03:43]  Yep.
[00:03:44]  And you would hit on the right demographic.
[00:03:48]  Dude Cloth.
[00:03:50]  Dude Cloth.
[00:03:51]  And it's just like, it's just like flags.
[00:03:53]  But it's just like, fuck, man.
[00:03:56]  Like, so this story is like, you sacrificed... It would be like saying like, okay, first responders at 9-11, right?
[00:04:06]  Hey, you gave up your health, your physical health, you risked your life to like rescue people, you know, from the World Trade Center.
[00:04:19]  You get a decorative stock ticker.