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Nov. 29, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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I bet when you mention "Thanksgiving" at dinner you get corrected by your daughter

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Okay, so it's a different post.
So this is from a year ago.
This is from last Thanksgiving, but I came across it in my research for this episode, and I thought it was too good not to share.
Samantha Rummel posts into Blue Lives Matter, the Facebook group, I'd like everyone to post a complaint to Macy's for cutting off the NYPD marching band and going to commercials during the Thanksgiving parade when the NYPD marching band was going to march.
M-dash, it was absolutely disgusting and disrespectful of the NYPD.
I have been on my Twitter and tweeting and RT and I'd very much appreciate the support as we show our disgust against Macy's.
Until they apologize to the NYPD who serve and protect them every day.
Dot dot dot.
My Twitter is BandMom64.
Oh, this is a lot.
BandMom?
This is more than just cops.
This is BandCops.
BandCops are cops.
Oh my god.
BandMoms are cops.
Let's show Macy's that their blatant disrespect of the NYPD is unacceptable!
Hashtag back the shield.
Hashtag better laws for canines.
Hashtag Macy's behavior is appalling against brave NYPD.
Better laws for canines.
We have to get better laws in the books for the canines.
Yeah and I like how it's better laws number four canines.
That's good because that's efficient.
You know you want your hashtag to be efficient so you put the number four there for canines.
And then you also have the hashtag Macy's behavior is appalling against brave NYPD.
Which is a very thriving hashtag that if you click on that you just have material for days.
I love it because you've sacrificed like at least a part of the uh virility of your hashtag but you needed to include uh the fact that these NYPD officers are brave.
And then also the whole the whole complaint here like it's a parade they're marching they're doing their marching band thing the whole parade um if they went to commercial during it like Were they supposed to cover them for an hour?
Like, you have to cut the band.
They don't just stop.
Yeah, I mean, well, isn't the camera in, like, one place and you record everybody when they walk by that one place?
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, so, I mean, you weren't recording the band, you were waiting for the band to get up to frame of the film, of the video, and then you cut it on them.
That would be sick if that's what actually happened.
Like, just the banner, just the NYPD ban banner came into frame and they're like, commercials.
I don't know.
I mean, if we can't see commercials on TV, then what are the cops really fighting for?
That's true.
Aren't they there to uphold capitalism in the first place?
Yeah.
Hey, no cops, no commercials.
Think about that, guys.
Jimmy Michael Coppock says, I wouldn't wipe my ass on Macy's.
Yeah, probably a weird move to wipe your ass on a building.
Yeah.
That's probably not a good look.
Yeah, you'd have to like find the corner, I think, of the building, right?
Yeah, that's the only way.
Yeah.
I just, I don't know what this phrase is.
Yeah.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like I wouldn't piss on you to put you out if you're on fire.
Well like, say for instance, you know.
I wouldn't wipe my ass on Macy's if they were on fire.
Like, I wouldn't understand if they were like, I wouldn't wipe my ass with the New York Times.
You know?
That makes some sense.
But to wipe your ass on Macy's is really interesting.
It's just off.
Yeah.
It's not like something somebody would do normally when they liked Macy's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Back when they used to all wipe their ass on Macy's.
Yeah.
I wouldn't put my dick on you if you were on fire.
It's just, I think he's like getting it wrong.
There's like a crossed wire in there.
The whole thing is wrong, yeah.
It's so close, but it's just not there.
Yeah.
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