Minion Death Cult - I bet when you mention "Thanksgiving" at dinner you get corrected by your daughter
Aired: 2019-11-29
Duration: 04:32


=== Hashtag Better Laws for Canines (02:56) ===

[00:00:00]  Okay, so it's a different post.
[00:00:03]  So this is from a year ago.
[00:00:05]  This is from last Thanksgiving, but I came across it in my research for this episode, and I thought it was too good not to share.
[00:00:13]  Samantha Rummel posts into Blue Lives Matter, the Facebook group, I'd like everyone to post a complaint to Macy's for cutting off the NYPD marching band and going to commercials during the Thanksgiving parade when the NYPD marching band was going to march.
[00:00:32]  M-dash, it was absolutely disgusting and disrespectful of the NYPD.
[00:00:38]  I have been on my Twitter and tweeting and RT and I'd very much appreciate the support as we show our disgust against Macy's.
[00:00:49]  Until they apologize to the NYPD who serve and protect them every day.
[00:00:54]  Dot dot dot.
[00:00:55]  My Twitter is BandMom64.
[00:00:57]  Oh, this is a lot.
[00:01:01]  BandMom?
[00:01:02]  This is more than just cops.
[00:01:04]  This is BandCops.
[00:01:07]  BandCops are cops.
[00:01:09]  Oh my god.
[00:01:09]  BandMoms are cops.
[00:01:14]  Let's show Macy's that their blatant disrespect of the NYPD is unacceptable!
[00:01:20]  Hashtag back the shield.
[00:01:22]  Hashtag better laws for canines.
[00:01:25]  Hashtag Macy's behavior is appalling against brave NYPD.
[00:01:35]  Better laws for canines.
[00:01:38]  We have to get better laws in the books for the canines.
[00:01:40]  Yeah and I like how it's better laws number four canines.
[00:01:46]  That's good because that's efficient.
[00:01:47]  You know you want your hashtag to be efficient so you put the number four there for canines.
[00:01:53]  And then you also have the hashtag Macy's behavior is appalling against brave NYPD.
[00:01:59]  Which is a very thriving hashtag that if you click on that you just have material for days.
[00:02:05]  I love it because you've sacrificed like at least a part of the uh virility of your hashtag but you needed to include uh the fact that these NYPD officers are brave.
[00:02:17]  And then also the whole the whole complaint here like it's a parade they're marching they're doing their marching band thing the whole parade um if they went to commercial during it like Were they supposed to cover them for an hour?
[00:02:32]  Like, you have to cut the band.
[00:02:34]  They don't just stop.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, I mean, well, isn't the camera in, like, one place and you record everybody when they walk by that one place?

=== Wipe Your Ass On Macy's? (01:50) ===

[00:02:42]  Exactly, yeah.
[00:02:43]  Yeah, so, I mean, you weren't recording the band, you were waiting for the band to get up to frame of the film, of the video, and then you cut it on them.
[00:02:55]  That would be sick if that's what actually happened.
[00:02:57]  Like, just the banner, just the NYPD ban banner came into frame and they're like, commercials.
[00:03:02]  I don't know.
[00:03:03]  I mean, if we can't see commercials on TV, then what are the cops really fighting for?
[00:03:08]  That's true.
[00:03:08]  Aren't they there to uphold capitalism in the first place?
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Hey, no cops, no commercials.
[00:03:14]  Think about that, guys.
[00:03:16]  Jimmy Michael Coppock says, I wouldn't wipe my ass on Macy's.
[00:03:24]  Yeah, probably a weird move to wipe your ass on a building.
[00:03:27]  Yeah.
[00:03:27]  That's probably not a good look.
[00:03:29]  Yeah, you'd have to like find the corner, I think, of the building, right?
[00:03:33]  Yeah, that's the only way.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:36]  I just, I don't know what this phrase is.
[00:03:39]  Yeah.
[00:03:39]  It's kind of like, it's kind of like I wouldn't piss on you to put you out if you're on fire.
[00:03:47]  Well like, say for instance, you know.
[00:03:49]  I wouldn't wipe my ass on Macy's if they were on fire.
[00:03:53]  Like, I wouldn't understand if they were like, I wouldn't wipe my ass with the New York Times.
[00:03:58]  You know?
[00:03:59]  That makes some sense.
[00:04:01]  But to wipe your ass on Macy's is really interesting.
[00:04:04]  It's just off.
[00:04:06]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  It's not like something somebody would do normally when they liked Macy's.
[00:04:12]  Yeah.
[00:04:13]  Yeah.
[00:04:14]  Back when they used to all wipe their ass on Macy's.
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  I wouldn't put my dick on you if you were on fire.
[00:04:24]  It's just, I think he's like getting it wrong.
[00:04:26]  There's like a crossed wire in there.
[00:04:27]  The whole thing is wrong, yeah.
[00:04:29]  It's so close, but it's just not there.
[00:04:31]  Yeah.