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Sept. 27, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
04:30
Here's How To Talk To Kids About Abortion

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We gotta shout out this kid because he is giving, like, the best gag reacts.
Yeah.
Like, the whole time the faces he's making are like, yikes!
Oh, don't say any more.
That's, that's, that's too much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, yes!
It's pretty good.
Okay.
How does a vacuum kill someone?
The baby's real soft because the baby's bones are real soft still.
And it sucks the baby.
And then when they think that they sucked all the baby out, the abortionist takes this, this is called a curette, and he scrapes the lining of the mommy's belly, the uterus, and makes sure there's no pieces of the baby left.
Because when the abortionist goes to suck the baby, like, arms and legs come off and stuff.
That thing, the thing with the vacuum after they're born, it kind of reminds me of this thing in Minecraft, it's called spawn killing.
They, the person kills you right after you spawn and over it, it's an endless loop and you can never play.
Yep, yep.
So that's the first trimester.
Yep, she's like yep, yes honey.
It's just, it's just like Minecraft.
He's like, Mom, why didn't we just play Minecraft?
And you just be like, see that what just happened right there?
When you did that?
That's like an abortion.
So if you can't hear what he's saying, he says, when they use the vacuum cleaner on the first trimester baby, it reminds me of Minecraft.
And there's this thing called spawn killing, where somebody just waits for you to respawn, and then they keep killing you.
And you die and die and die, and you never get to play.
Yeah, you never get to play.
You get caught in a loop.
The thing with the vacuum after they're born kind of reminds me of this thing in Minecraft, it's called spawn killing.
The person kills you right after you spawn and over it, it's an endless loop of you can never play.
And she's like, that's right, honey.
You know, millions of people are going to see this.
thank you for bringing up Minecraft.
*laughter* He's like, he's like, "Now, I normally don't approve, but I think this situation would call for a gamer word." *laughter* It's...
He did seem very disgusted the whole time, but it's because she uses these very calculated talking points.
Every step she makes sure everything finishes with, and then they scrape the uterus.
She really pushes the scraping of the uterus.
That's like a very important part.
She says mommy's tummy.
Yeah, mommy's tummy, huh?
No, she says just the uterus.
But it is funny how she uses like juvenile words during this very like... And also, I don't know if we've explained this, but she actually has a couple like tools.
Like, you know, like a clamp and a scraper thing that Presumably are, you know, tools they use in abortions.
And a little model baby.
A little model embryo.
And like has this whole kit.
And it's like, so in order to, the whole premise is this is how you explain abortion to your kids.
Is this like a sales pitch for this kit?
Can you buy this kit?
She makes him put his finger in the clamp.
She's like, this is how they tear the babies apart.
See?
And then he's like, get away from me, you psycho lady.
Yeah.
And no, when she's like, imagine like, she says, it'd be just like me tearing your arms and legs off right now.
Yeah.
And he definitely does.
Yikes.
This is so fucked.
It's so fucked, um, but it's also just so funny that he brought up Minecraft.
Yeah, it's so perfect.
I laughed so hard when I heard that, like... God, this is like when there's a glitch in a game and you get stuck and you just keep falling and falling.
Yeah, that's right.
That's just what, uh, Murder of Unborn Babies is like.
Travis, thank you.
Thank you.
You nail it.
It's perfect.
Also, is she acknowledging reincarnation there somehow?
Like...
The baby's supposed to go straight to heaven, right?
This is just like when I get a red ring of death on my Xbox One.
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