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This week we recap the fallout of our Cop Rap episode wherein the rapping cop found us on social media, held us at gunpoint, and made us call Blue Line Soldiers a bop also, we cover a restaurant in Rifle, Colorado called Shooters, a grill where sexy lady's open-carry sexy gun's and feed large German tourists Supper the show and get bonus weekly content at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Stereolab - Brakhage

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	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today, so stay tuned.
	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when people go to school and get yourself.
	Follow their environment, Houston.
	Stay tuned.
	Yeah, alright, I got it.
	I'm Alexander Edward.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	Boomers being horny for guns is responsible.
	We're documenting it.
	Hey, so what's up everybody?
	Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Minion Death Cult.
	We got a fun show for everyone today, but first we need to do a little bit of a Little bit of a recap.
	Little bit of a house cleaning endeavor here.
	Because, uh, after our episode last week on the cop rapper Forensic, uh, we got called out.
	We got called out on Facebook, on Instagram, in the Instagram story, uh, by Forensic himself, who I honestly have to, like, try really hard not to call foreskin.
	Because...
	That's what I've been calling him online, Foreskin with a C. And now that's all I see when I read Forensic.
	But yeah, Forensic somehow heard our episode on him the day it came out, by the way.
	He listened to it, so I always listen back to the episodes just to make sure I'm not being a complete and total jackass, you know?
	He listened to it before I did.
	He was already on it.
	It was like late morning when he was already like, I can't believe these basement dwellers did this.
	Yeah, he tagged us in his Instagram story and with a screenshot of our Instagram account.
	And he was like, he did the whole, this is hilarious thing.
	You know, I'm laughing at this actually.
	Which is funny because the only other time I've gotten that from the podcast is Anthony Lovato from M.E.S.T., the lead singer of M.E.S.T., heard our episode on whatever M.E.S.T.
	song that is cadillac i think it is which is just an awful song and he probably knows it uh so yeah he commented on that awful sounds instagram uh this is hilarious cry laughing which is really the way you have to go with it
	Like, you can't be mad about it, especially when you're messed and your career is like, you know, 30 years deep and you're just clinging to any attention whatsoever.
	Um, but- Yeah, yeah.
	This- You were just happy for coverage.
	Totally.
	This was, uh, this was a little different.
	Um, That episode is probably, like, of all the people we've covered on the show, of all the, like, you know, public figures we've covered on the show, a rapping cop is probably the best and the worst one to ever actually hear us talk about him.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like, it's the best for Forensic to have heard that episode because he is completely awful and it's really funny to me that he heard us saying mean things about him.
	But also he can, like, kill us legally.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He could track it down.
	He could do the work.
	Like, he or any of his friends could just murder us and it would be fine.
	Yeah, we were speeding.
	It's pretty wild that he heard that shit.
	But the best thing, I think, is that there's no way he actually listened to the whole episode.
	Because he would be much more upset if he actually listened to the episode.
	That's the thing.
	So his post on Facebook, which is still his top post on Facebook.
	It's the last post that he made from Tuesday, a week ago.
	Like I said, Tuesday at 11.59 AM.
	So that's pretty early in the fucking day, man.
	Pretty early.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty early in the day.
	He must have had a Google Alert set up, which is, I mean, having Google Alert for yourself is a, that's an interesting place to be at.
	Um, he posted, oh no, this podcast has, quote, deep dived into my music and exposed me to their 1500 Facebook followers and over 140 Patreon subscribers.
	I actually got a laugh out of this.
	Like, legit.
	The part about my hairline?
	Classic.
	Thanks for the streams, fellas.
	And he shared our post, like he didn't just screenshot it, he shared our Facebook post.
	Yeah, which is lovely.
	And yeah, the dig at his hairline is like the first thing that we say about him after we give our glowing iTunes reviews.
	And like you said, Tony, if he heard any of the spicy content after that, we would definitely have FBI agents kicking down our doors or at the very least get de-platformed from iTunes.
	Yeah, this is totally proof that nobody clicks the link.
	Because, you know, everybody that interacted with this, nobody clearly listened because they would have had, you know, some valid points to be upset about.
	But I also like to think that if he would have listened to it actually, maybe he wouldn't really thought his whole life, you know, and joined the NYPD.
	Jacob Smith commented on his post.
	By the way, our post got way more engagement than his, which I think is funny because, you know, possibly because we didn't buy thousands of followers on Facebook like he did, which just totally sinks your reach.
	Jacob Smith commented on his post, I could barely make it through the podcast intro.
	They seem very ignorant about most aspects of life.
	And I love that because we are very ignorant about learning, about life.
	And Forensic replied, you would be too if you spent your whole life angry at things you don't understand from your mom's basement.
	And Jacob Smith replies, I wasn't gonna say anything about his mom's basement, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.
	And if you want to see a supercut of everyone who was thinking about me and Tony living in our one mom's basement, go to our Facebook or Instagram because at least eight different people made the joke about how we live in our mom's basement.
	And I was like, listen, uh, Forensic, joke's on you.
	My mom actually doesn't have a house that I could even possibly live in because, like, capitalism is basically a crusher.
	Uh, so, yeah, in your face.
	Yeah, joke's on you.
	My mom's dead.
	Uh, her milkshake suicide vest exploded prematurely outside of a police precinct.
	You motherfucker.
	And she was lactose intolerant, so she had no chance.
	Just wet cement ripping through her body.
	Fucking asshole.
	Um... Jensen... So this, this is the best part.
	This is the best part of the Fallout.
	Okay, because if you listen to that episode, you might remember when Forensic raps about getting tantric with criminals.
	Come on, bro.
	Let's get tantric.
	Throw a tantrum.
	And so that was one of the things I included in the preview in the post on Facebook.
	And one of Forensics fans commented on his post, you meditate with criminals?
	And then included the Google definition of tantric.
	Which is really generous that you think meditate when you think tantric.
	Very, very generous.
	Yeah, I mean, that's the Google definition.
	Google's trying to keep things... He's got safe search on, probably.
	Forensic replied, whatever fits their narrative, bro.
	Which, yeah, we're just desperately trying to, like, propagate the leftist narrative that cops meditate with criminals instead of, like, murdering them without a trial.
	Again, didn't listen to the episode because we were clearly talking about how you don't bust nuts when you're arresting people, but you want to bust nuts.
	You don't bust nuts so you can not bust longer.
	Yeah, that or you were just the bullied kid in the video for Tantric's breakdown.
	Yeah.
	Um, and then other people were like, what does that, like, what does that mean though, in your song?
	And then what did you mean?
	What did you mean by that?
	And it's an honest question.
	So Forensic answers this question.
	This is news, folks.
	This is, this is going on his Genius page.
	Forensic posted a screenshot of, like, text that reads, Tantra is as misunderstood in the West, where it's become synonymous with sexual rituals, as in the East, where it's considered magical alchemy.
	But Tantra is actually a vast science that encompasses wisdom from medicine, philosophy, astrology, and spiritual practices using yantras and mantras.
	You know, sciences!
	The ultimate goal of Tantra is to systematically utilize all the methods we can to accelerate transformation and help the practitioner to create a life that is richer and more complete.
	Its focus is on providing the correct approach and specific techniques to cause an individual to grow, become stronger and more capable by undoing all obstacles to freedom in the fastest way possible.
	That's what he meant when he said, come on bro, let's get tantric.
	He meant utilizing a vast, eclectic group of resources in order to solve the problem as quickly as possible.
	Of sciences, you know, like, like astrology and spiritual practices and yantras and mantras.
	It says using yantras and mantras, like, and also clearly it didn't work if the next line is throw a tantrum.
	Because, like, one of the side effects of doing whatever you think tantrum is, I think, is being pretty level-headed and not throwing a tantrum like a child.
	I maintain he's trying to intimidate them with a threat of sex.
	With a threat of sensual, sensual seduction.
	That's gonna last a long time.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You just gotta get somebody to the edge of drowning and then pull back.
	And then keep doing it over and over.
	I forgot who said it, but somebody was like, no, this is clearly a reference to the banned police.
	uh, whose lead singer is sting, who, uh, does practice tantric sex.
	I'm so sorry.
	I admire that definition, but they're thinking much too hard about this.
	Apparently.
	I wish that was it.
	Cause that would be so, that would be so amazing.
	Um, my, so then people started commenting on, on our post as well, uh, We have like a hundred comments on that post.
	Michael Ellersick comments, 1400 followers.
	Wow, must be nice to have that many sheep.
	As compared to forensics, over 13,000 fans.
	Just shut up.
	I think I hear your mom calling down the basement stairs.
	Your pizza bites are ready.
	Which again is horrifying because our mom is a ghost.
	Yeah.
	And also, my mom would know better than to serve me pizza bites when I have a 120-pack of pizza rolls in the freezer.
	The superior pizza product.
	Pizza rolls.
	Back in the day, I was a pizza bagel guy.
	I think I've had them maybe three times in my whole life because I feel like they were expensive.
	But I feel like when I had them, they banged.
	And they banged hard.
	You're talking about bagel bites.
	Bagel bites.
	Pizza bagel.
	When pizza's on a bagel, you can have, yeah, bagel bites, yeah.
	Pizza bagel bites.
	It's, see, it's not good marketing.
	Calling your pizza bagel, bagel bites.
	It buries the lead.
	The lead there should be pizza.
	It really does.
	Pizza's the reason you buy the bagel bite.
	You don't bite the bagel bite because of the bagel.
	You bite it because of the pizza.
	Yeah.
	Um, and also just like, I like him saying, uh, 1,400 followers must be nice to have that many sheep.
	And any, any other time I would think like, oh, this guy's calling our followers idiotic and, and just, you know, brain dead and just following a leader, except forensics whole thing is being a sheepdog.
	And he talks about protecting his flock.
	So it makes this sort of comment confusing.
	Like, is sheep... You can't use sheep as a positive anymore.
	Yeah, no.
	It's been sullied.
	I think they might have been bigging us up in a weird way.
	And maybe they're saying we're sophisticated because we're not eating Hot Pockets.
	Because that's the joke.
	The Hot Pockets is the obvious one.
	So maybe they were like, You know, hooking us up.
	Also, this person is a security guard.
	If you go into their Facebook, they are a security guard who love forensic, the cop rapper, and possibly get a lot of, you know, insight and, I don't know, catharsis from listening to this cop rapper cry about how much his life is in danger.
	I wonder if this security guard also thinks he's just gonna be like roasted on a spit outside the Skechers.
	Like that other security guard we had.
	This guy's like the equivalent of, uh, you know, some kid that sells like a little bit of weed, listening to Jeezy.
	Totally.
	Like listening to Snowman being like, yeah, this is it.
	And it's like, you, you make 20 bucks a month off weed.
	Who was Jay-Z beefing with back in the day?
	No, Jeezy.
	Oh, who was Jeezy beefing with?
	You know, I don't know about Jeezy Beefs.
	I think everyone kind of respected Jeezy.
	I should... I feel like he had to beef with somebody.
	This would be like that guy who sells a gram of weed a day talking shit to the guy that Jeezy's beefing with.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Brendan Blackford says, I bet Cops, and even just Forensic himself, has helped your crowd more often than your shitty podcast or opinion has ever, ever has.
	Which is, like, sort of a compliment to us thinking that we have, like, that many listeners just across, across the country, wherever Forensic is, that he's definitely helped one of ours, you know, one of our crowd.
	Y'all bash cops for doing the dirty work that your quote misunderstood community can't.
	I would like to point out that we only can't because of cops, but go ahead.
	That's true.
	And it's also like such a boomer meme calling us a misunderstood community sarcastically.
	Yeah.
	Like that's like a thing from like the 80s.
	Yeah, it's nothing new.
	Calling, like, being patronizing to the black community or, like, the punk community by calling them misunderstood?
	Yeah, I like to lump them and just say the goth community.
	Like, everyone below the age of 30 has green hair now.
	We're not misunderstood anymore.
	Yeah, this is no longer on the edge anymore.
	But I loved how you handled this.
	Yeah, so I replied, hey, don't tell anyone, but actually I secretly support the police and forensic and like the brave work that all of you guys do.
	I just have to pretend to hate cops because that's where all the money is.
	And I threw a bunch of dollar signs in there so you wouldn't know what I was talking about.
	And I said, but don't tell anyone, right?
	And then somebody, some asshole, screenshotted that comment and posted it and said all about the money.
	Fake.
	Going to fake it.
	But you damn sure not going to make it.
	Which I think is a bar.
	It's like a bar, right?
	It's close.
	It's close.
	And it sounds more like a country line.
	You can't spit that fluidly.
	You can only square dance to that line.
	But go ahead.
	Yeah, and I was just pissed.
	I replied.
	I said, hey man, I told you not to tell anyone.
	It says it right there in the comment.
	And then he replied to me.
	He said, I guess money talks and bullshit does walk.
	Which I don't think makes any sense in this context.
	No, no, no.
	I think that's maybe just like, you know, he was on reply number five and that's just what cycled up at the time.
	And on that note, I do want to say that one of the best ways to fight fascism right now is to subscribe to our Patreon to prove Ernest wrong.
	Let's make it to prove him wrong.
	Hey, if you thought the cop rap episode was spicy because we joked about cops thinking they're gonna die, you should listen to the Patreon episode because we said some stuff on that episode, but it was a quote.
	I was quoting Governor Bill Weld who wants to kill the president.
	Yes.
	And, uh, we had some fun with that.
	Go to patreon.com slash minion death cult to just, just spit in forensics face.
	That's how you do it.
	That's where like, that's the secret hot sauce they have to bring in from the back of the house.
	You know, when you go in there, like there's a, there's a, there's a spot around me.
	Uh, Aedong, remember Aedong?
	No.
	Who's that?
	Aedong is a faux place, um, around, like around the corner from me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Aedong.
	Well, they have a secret sauce, a secret hot sauce that they call the Bruce Lee sauce that you have to like ask for and they bring it out from the back.
	And that's the spicy stuff, that's the Patreon right there.
	It's the Patreon.
	It's the Bruce Lee sauce, yeah.
	Gotta ask for it by name.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this was a lot of fun.
	I'm really surprised we didn't get deplatformed for just using his music in that episode.
	I wonder if he was just like, well, you know, they're using my music, but they are criticizing it, so it falls under fair use, and I can't really do anything about it.
	Didn't he make some comment about, like, I've gotten a lot of plays off this.
	Thanks a lot.
	Yeah, he said thanks for the streams, and I was like, dude, like, no one has to listen to it.
	They just listen to our episode.
	I stole your music, dude.
	But, of course, I didn't say that.
	But, I mean, yeah, even if people did stream it, it's .0001 cent for every stream.
	So, cool, man.
	I don't know, man.
	He might get, like, a First Responders Extra?
	Like bonus?
	Yeah, he'll get like a achievement badge for triggering Antifa, for sure.
	Yeah, this was just a lot of fun.
	A lot of fun interacting with the listeners.
	But also, shout out to everybody who participated on that Facebook thread and on Instagram.
	Lots of fun.
	This was even more fun than the time you and I ganged up on culture abuse on Twitter.
	Did we talk about that on the show?
	Nah, I don't think so.
	That was fun though.
	That was... They were being hated for no reason and then it just... Also for name searching.
	Both of the times that we've gotten attention for our spicy takes have been just from people looking for trouble.
	So what's funny is I don't know if I ever told you this but I just didn't like didn't check my DMs while that was happening because like We were both kind of roasting him for being assholes.
	In a very funny, well, tasteful way.
	And while that was happening, they DM'd me and they sent me a picture, because they did not know that we knew each other.
	They sent me a screencap of one of your super ironic tweets.
	And they were like, I don't know man, this guy might be a racist.
	And I had totally missed that until the next day.
	And they were letting me know.
	That would have been great.
	You should have played along.
	You'd be like, damn, that shit's sus as fuck.
	Thanks for letting me know.
	Let's team up on him now.
	Yeah, let's fucking move.
	That was great.
	What happened was, for anybody who didn't see that on Twitter, Tony said he didn't like the bee song by Culture Abuse.
	He said, I got stung by a bee while riding my bike and I can't help but think that this is God's way of punishing me for not liking Culture Abuse.
	Which is I really feel that way.
	And they quoted his tweet that he didn't tag them in and used the middle finger emoji like three times.
	That's all they put?
	Yeah.
	And I saw it and I was like, oh, this is wonderful.
	But the thing is, is they used the yellow middle finger emoji.
	Yeah.
	And so I replied, I said, wow, too cowardly to use the white middle finger, I see, when flipping off a black man.
	And then, yeah.
	Which we've talked about before, the yellow emoji is white privilege.
	Like, being able to use the yellow emoji is white privilege.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah.
	Can't code switch in real life like that.
	Yeah.
	Um, yeah, and then they retweeted me with more middle fingers and then their fans started talking shit to me and said, uh, wow, you're just a tryhard or something.
	And I was like, how am I a tryhard when you're wearing a fucking bow tie and suspenders?
	Which they were, in their picture.
	Yeah.
	But that was fun.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, that was a good time.
	That was a good time.
	This did end them deleting the Middle Fingers tweet, because I think they got pretty coldly, like, just, you know, they just realized they're not funny, and that's fine.
	Yeah, he was like- And also overrated.
	He was like, go away.
	And I was like, you're the one fucking name-searching yourself and calling out random people who happen to not like your music.
	And then his bandmates took a picture of them flipping him off.
	And they were like, don't worry, Tony, I got you.
	Yeah, which was great, which I really appreciated.
	It's a good way to handle it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So I mean, hey, you know, hey, at the end of the day, shout out culture abuse.
	You guys, I keep on playing you guys because Spotify needs me to listen to you.
	You come on every fucking suggested playlist every single week and I don't know what it is.
	Spotify loves that fucking B song.
	Spotify loves that song, man.
	And it's cool because I stole that song as an outro to one episode way back because I liked it.
	It's like the only Culture Abuse song I liked, so I also owned them that way.
	Alright, so today we are going to talk about this amazing restaurant I found.
	It's a restaurant called Shooter's Grill and the Shooter's is a play on Hooters because the restaurant is filled with hot babe waitresses who open carry.
	Holy shit.
	How did I... I did not catch that at all.
	Yeah.
	Shooters for sure play on Hooters.
	Oh my god.
	And it started when a man got beat to death in the owner's alley.
	And she was like, so I just needed to feel safe and open up a sexy open carry bar and grill.
	Yep.
	Let me play... Which is weird because I mean like no shots, but I feel like... I don't know what happened.
	But this person apparently got like beat to death with hands.
	Uh, in the back of the alley.
	Just don't do whatever that guy was doing.
	But instead, open a restaurant.
	I respect that.
	You know, hey, entrepreneurial spirit.
	Even though he got beat to death with hands, like, you can still shoot him.
	Like, if somebody doesn't have a gun, you can still shoot him.
	I don't know if you knew this, Tony, but you can- That was her whole point?
	You can shoot an unarmed person.
	Her whole point was that beating him was cruel and they should have just shot him.
	So this is a video titled, where would you open a franchise of Shooter's Grill?
	Hashtag open carry waitress.
	It's called Shooter's Grill, and it sure as hell put Rifle Colorado on the map.
	The reason?
	The waitresses carry loaded firearms on their hips while taking your order, and customers are welcome to carry two.
	Lauren Boebert and her husband opened the restaurant, and the customers have been lining up ever since.
	As Lauren told me, they're proud to be serving up some mighty good cooking, seasoned with a touch of the Second Amendment.
	Take a look.
	Only seasoning they use, right?
	Yeah, that's it, that's it.
	Shooter's Grill is about God, guns, freedom, and great food.
	The buddy of mine told me, you gotta stop at Shooter's Grill.
	He went and tell him why.
	He's like, I see why now.
	Everybody's packing guns there.
	We welcome guns on the premises as long as they're holstered.
	It is absolutely perfect that we are in Rifle, Colorado, and we carry firearms.
	You were served by a pretty young waitress packing a .45 caliber handgun.
	And the only city in America named Rifle.
	I mean, come on.
	That's built for a movie.
	It's built for a movie.
	It's built for a movie, one patron says.
	It's, it's, they're in a town called Rifle and they carry guns.
	Can you, can you imagine anything more cinematic than that?
	Well, I'm picturing the movie Served.
	Um, but instead of, like, putting pubes in a burger, they just, like, shoot customers as a prank?
	Sir?
	You mean waiting?
	Waiting?
	Shit, I don't know.
	Waiting, yeah.
	That's when they put the pubes in the burger, right?
	Probably.
	Yeah.
	I think he- he gives them from under cheese.
	On that- in that movie.
	Yes, that's what it is, yeah.
	So say your joke again?
	Where instead of giving them from under cheese, Yeah.
	They just shoot the customer?
	Yeah, that'd be a good prank.
	Hilarious.
	Be a good prank for like, like, oh, this guy's walking in five minutes before close.
	Blam!
	Sorry, you ordered Swiss cheese.
	And then that way, when you're crushing on the underage waitress, you can just hold her at gunpoint.
	And, uh, yeah.
	But that wouldn't work because, you know, all the other underage waitresses will, you know.
	Massacre the place.
	There actually is a 17-year-old waitress who open carries at this restaurant, which is legal.
	She's 17 and she open carries while she's serving because it's considered private property and the owner allows her to carry in the restaurant.
	I mean you gotta wear your uniform.
	That's amazing.
	Their uniform is just booty jean shorts with rhinestones on the ass and like either a plaid shirt or a black t-shirt with a script that says Second Amendment on it.
	And a holster and a gun.
	I watched so many videos, so many like news items about this horny gun restaurant and every single one of them, the one on CNN, the one on ABC, the one on like the Asian News Channel that did a special on this, they all contain so many gratuitous butt shots.
	Oh, for sure.
	Just waist level shots of a, uh, waitress in booty shorts with, you know, lucky on the ass walking by with a holster.
	It looks like, uh, so my, my, uh, Instagram, like suggested page has just been ruined by this show because the show thinks like, because of the show, Instagram thinks like, I like love cops and the second amendment.
	So all I have is like, Cop loving stuff and white women in booty shorts with guns.
	And I was like, damn, this is real life.
	This isn't just Instagram.
	I mean, it's kind of cool because, like, you know, trad caths, traditional Catholics, or even just, like, the Proud Boys are like, you know, denigrate the slut, valorize the housewife.
	Yeah.
	They want to just, like, respect and uplift the housewife, and this restaurant is respecting and uplifting waitresses and servers, so...
	Kind of have to give it to him for that.
	I also just want to say, you know, we on this show were maybe a little softer on gun control than our listeners are, you know, depending on what level of lib or left you are.
	I...
	Don't really see a problem with servers, like, carrying weapons to protect themselves, as long as they're, like, trained, you know?
	As long as they take it seriously, but I don't know how many of these people take this seriously, and I think the idea of just further equating guns with horniness is probably a bad idea.
	And that's, like, further illogical, because, like, the idea of, like, arming women to protect themselves.
	I fuck with that all day, every day.
	But, like, in this case, a lot of these people are wearing these, like, comical Western holsters that there's no way that they, like, use.
	That are, like, swinging around everywhere.
	That there's lots of, plenty of comments clarifying what's wrong with the holsters and what's right with the holsters.
	Yeah, they'll let you know in the comments.
	The whole thing is just, like, It's too wrapped up in horniness to be about protection or even your rights.
	Like, there's something really deeply pathetic about a Hooters restaurant to begin with.
	Yeah.
	And then when you add, like, guns to that, and you have a bunch of boomers, like, literally driving across the country to go see the girls who have guns while they give you food restaurant, it's hard to think of something more pathetic than that.
	I have to tell you something that might really just end the show for us because at face value it might make me come off as almost a MAGA chud.
	But the last meat I ever ate on purpose, I will caveat that, the last meat I ever ate on purpose was a dozen wings at the Hooters in Angel Stadium.
	Hmm.
	I mean, does the fact that it's at Angel Stadium make it better or worse?
	It makes it worse.
	It makes it worse.
	Do they call them Angel's Wings?
	Oh, they should, but no, because they're hooters because they gotta get that money.
	Have you seen the Spider-Man meme where it's like his glasses are off and an angel's hat and then he puts his glasses on and it's a MAGA hat?
	No, I haven't seen that, but that meme gets everything wrong because that scene is when he can see better without the glasses.
	Okay, you're not wrong.
	You're not wrong.
	I just thought I should let you know.
	Angels fans are synonymous with conservatives.
	Okay.
	That's what I'm getting at.
	Our other friend Tony of Mother Speed, who does nothing except smoke weed and sleep in his van, apparently very conservative.
	Wait, is Tony a big Angels fan?
	Tony's an old school Angels fan.
	I used to claim that, let's put it this way.
	I went to Nolan Ryan's last game as an Angel.
	I grew up as an Angels fan.
	One time I got sick because for my I'm not even a baseball fan per se, especially not anymore, but for my cousin's bachelor party, it was like the most dude bro thing I've ever been a part of.
	We painted our torsos with the word angels, and I had the E on me, and the paint we used, whoever bought it, I don't know why I trusted these people, whoever bought it just went to Home Depot and was like, hey, well, let's make me sick if I get it on me.
	And we painted, I had a huge E on my chest, painted in red, And I could, like, taste the paint midway through the game.
	Yeah, that's good.
	And we all got sick.
	We all got sick, because we were drinking and just, like, infusing, like, chemicals into our bodies.
	Yeah, your pores were opening up, accepting the paint.
	Yeah.
	Oh, well, that sucks.
	That's my history as an Angels fan.
	Back to this restaurant though.
	Um, yeah, I just, I don't get it.
	I mean, I guess I should after doing this show for so long, but just the idea of a waitress with a gun somehow being like, I don't know, a selling point or like a reason you go to this restaurant.
	Well, I feel like if we were to really take our time to watch these videos, you would probably see boners.
	These dudes were so clearly horned up, it's a lot to see.
	The best guy was the giant German man, who's like, I don't know, 50 years old, has had a ton of facial plastic surgery.
	He has the short, bright white, spiky crew cut.
	And, uh, definitely, like, roided-out muscles.
	And the scene with him, like, in this supercut, the scene with him starts off with him, like, bending over to take a picture with the owner, who is five feet tall, even, and he's, like, 6'4".
	Yeah.
	And so you just see this massive, like, disgusting tan creature with shock-white hair bending over her and giving, like, a shaka.
	And he's frozen because he's taking a picture and he genuinely looks like a wax statue.
	And then they ask him, you know, why are you here?
	And he's like, oh, we were just outside and some guy told me to come in because, you know, oh, look at that.
	They got the hot ladies and they got the guns and oh, wow.
	Yeah, it's just wonderful.
	It's also a draw for foreign tourists.
	So we stopped here because we are a little bit hungry and a guy on the street say this grill is famous for the beautiful ladies and all ladies wearing guns.
	Most items on the menu have names that relate to firearms.
	Shotgun burrito, locked and loaded nachos, and guac nai are among the favorites.
	It's just like, oh yeah, you Americans, you love guns.
	This is so psychopathic.
	I had to see it, you know.
	In Germany, we have to kill people with dives and heavy foods and you just need to do it quicker, huh?
	Like I said, I feel like to him it was more of just the spectacle of peak Americanness where you can get like, you know, a triple bacon yada yada from like a babe with a gun.
	And like to him that was like peak that.
	And like that's why he came to America.
	Also, he's a tourist in this.
	I don't know why a tourist would be in Rifle, Colorado.
	Yeah, I don't know either.
	I mean, it's just a small hunting community.
	He was trying to find real America.
	And to be fair, that's probably why everybody else from out of state was traveling there.
	They wanted to see America for once, you know?
	There's some guy who's like, oh, I think there should be franchises everywhere.
	I think these restaurants should be everywhere so we can take back America.
	He literally says that and it's just like, yeah, so we can take back America from like Applebee's and Chipotle and Starbucks.
	Man, I fucking hate LP so much.
	Just infusing, like, your politics with food or your food with politics.
	Either way, they just are the same thing, pretty much.
	One of the waitresses said, you know, it's not about politics, it's about the Second Amendment.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And like we said, over 50% of the comments were just people listing their towns, saying like, bring one here.
	Yeah, this is where the franchise should be.
	Random towns.
	Yeah.
	Do it here.
	I would go there all the time.
	Another really good thing that happened in one of these videos was a waitress said that A marine from California called the restaurant and offered to buy a gun for any waitress who didn't have one.
	So he bought her her first gun.
	Like, online.
	Oh my god.
	That's... How is that legal?
	How is that a thing you can do?
	Yeah, I think she admitted to a felony on camera.
	Yeah.
	I love that though.
	It's like having an Amazon wishlist but for a gun.
	Like, if these girls were smart, they would start, like, you know, an OnlyFans page and have a Twitter feed where they, you know, show themselves serving food with their guns and that's all.
	And they would get that money.
	I mean, I think they do.
	Like, this page was insanely popular.
	It sucks because, like, The owner, she actually seems like a decent person.
	In all these promotional videos and personal videos, she seems just kind of like...
	I don't know, a little dumb, but like very good natured.
	And she does seem to understand like responsible gun ownership, even if this shit is like just a gimmick, you know, that she's using to make money or whatever.
	Until you watch her newer videos on Facebook, which are all just live streams where she's yelling at Beto O'Rourke from the front seat of her car.
	I didn't see this.
	Yeah.
	So she's been on Fox news and Fox and friends and CNN, especially since Beto came out and said, you know, we're going to take your fucking guns or whatever.
	And then she made a shirt that said like, hell no.
	So...
	And then she sold a bunch of those shirts.
	Doesn't she know that yelling in your front seat is for the boys?
	Yeah, it's, it's for the boys.
	Oh wait, was she like in a, she might have been in a sedan, not in a truck?
	If she's in a sedan, that's fine, but if you're in a truck... I think she was in a minivan.
	Yeah, better not be in a truck, because she's got to realize that's for the boys.
	Yeah.
	So let's look at this menu, okay?
	Oh wait, no, I got a couple more things to say.
	So like, uh, the chief of police intros like a couple of their videos talking about how great the restaurant is.
	And like, what a good idea he thinks it is.
	Um, and then even the fry cooks in the back are carrying.
	So like while they're flipping burgers and shit, their guns are just banging up against the grill.
	Which I thought was pretty funny.
	Could you imagine?
	I didn't have to imagine, I saw it.
	That's horrifying.
	Yeah, you saw it.
	Yeah.
	Because being in a kitchen is already a tight enough fit.
	Like, you don't need to be getting, like, your gun caught up on a corner.
	Like, your holster caught up on a corner.
	Yeah, it seems like a shitty place to work if you're in the kitchen.
	Just have to wear another piece of gear.
	Because the holster's normally where I put my spatula when I'm being a short order cook.
	I'm picturing you, like, taking it and, like, swinging it around, like, twirling it around your finger.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's what I do with my- Flippin' a burger and blowin' on it.
	Diet at work.
	Uh, there was another video where, I think it was the ABC one, where they were, like, they interviewed the owner, they interviewed some of the waitresses, but then they also interviewed a cop who didn't like the restaurant.
	They interviewed this cop from Colorado whose nephew was killed in the Aurora shooting.
	Wow.
	And they were, you know, they were like, well, what do you think of this restaurant that glorifies guns?
	To this guy, this cop whose nephew was killed in a mass shooting, which is just a really weird way to go with this, like, fluff piece about a gun restaurant in Colorado, in buttfuck Colorado, you know?
	And I also thought it was weird that it was his nephew who was killed.
	Like this guy is like... Like this guy's sister was like, no, I don't want to fucking talk to the news about a gun restaurant because my son was killed and shot and killed and this uncle is like, I'll do it!
	I'll do it.
	I'm a cop.
	I'll do it.
	They'll love me.
	Yeah.
	I'll steal some mourning parents' valor here.
	Yeah.
	Mourning uncle.
	No one talks about the uncles.
	Yeah, it's good awareness for that demo finally getting some air time.
	His quote here is amazing.
	He said, like the reason he doesn't like the restaurant is because he says, remember he's a cop, more guns equal more confusion for police.
	I don't know who the bad guy is and who's the good guy, but I can tell you I'm going to engage whoever is closest to me.
	Fuck.
	Which, yeah.
	What terrible luck he might have.
	He brings up a good point.
	It's still gonna be the black guy that's way across the room.
	But, yeah.
	Well, no, because of his skin color, it naturally brings him into the foreground of the scene. - Yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, cops just kind of explaining, like, their thought, well, whoever's closest to me is getting engaged, and engaged, she's been shot, you know.
	That's cop training 101.
	Yeah.
	Um, it's also funny that there's no alcohol served.
	Like, that's a selling point of this restaurant.
	Is, oh, don't worry, there's no alcohol served.
	Which makes, like, this place even more sad and pathetic.
	Like, I'm going to be stone sober tonight so I can see some, uh, you know, babe with a bro haircut and a gun.
	Which is funny because that's the only way you can not serve beer.
	Cause if I open a restaurant and I made a point about we don't have beer here and I said that, people would be fucking annoyed and be like, this place sucks, you can't even have beer here, it's America, I should be able to drink beer wherever I want.
	So in order to compensate that you have to be like, we can't have beer here, but we will defend you.
	We will protect you with everything we got.
	We can't have beer here, but we will kill a member of the Black Panthers in front of you for your dining entertainment.
	Yeah.
	Let's get into this menu.
	Okay, so this menu is hilarious, but there's just like three things.
	They're serving sawed-off egg rolls.
	Amazing.
	Amazing.
	Do you think that's an avocado egg roll?
	I don't know what that is.
	Do they cut one end of the egg roll off?
	Is it even sawed off?
	Yeah, that's all it is.
	It's just trimmed at the end and they're placed next to each other.
	Yeah, in pairs.
	You can get regular egg rolls or sawed off egg rolls.
	They also serve guac nine.
	That's my fucking favorite one.
	It's a good one.
	Guac 9.
	Amazing.
	Doesn't that come with bacon, which is insane?
	So, in the description of Guac 9, it's listed as guacamole, bacon, habanero jack, and bacon.
	So they have, the name of the dish is the guac nine, but in the ingredients, it's guacamole.
	Which, in your face, that's a, that's, you know.
	They did two puns there.
	Which is good.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Yeah, yeah, it rules.
	And then, uh, you know, they have a bunch of dumb shit.
	They have, uh, the ballistic chicken, which, is that a pun?
	What is that a reference to?
	I don't know, like, I mean, ballistics?
	Is that the evidence?
	Ballistics only refers to, like, evidence, right?
	To forensics and stuff?
	Callback?
	I mean, ballistics is, like, the science of projectile weapons.
	You know, it's just referring to or about... Yeah, but the only people that talk about it, the only people that say ballistic are people that are trying to find out where someone shot from and what they used to do it.
	Yeah, like these operators here.
	Oh, that's true.
	That is just kind of a fun hobby.
	But, what I'm asking is, what is, why is it ballistic chicken?
	What is, is... It's explosive?
	I don't know.
	It's not a pun.
	That's my, that's my point.
	Ballistic is just a gun word.
	No.
	At all.
	You know.
	Uh... Swiss and Wesson.
	Okay.
	Uh, rifle burger.
	Daisy BB.
	Which is lazy.
	Black, which is a black bean veggie burger.
	Very interesting.
	Uh...
	Maybe it will go there.
	And then they also have a BBLT.
	What do you think the extra B stands for?
	Well, it just stands for bacon again.
	It's bacon, bullets, lettuce, and tomato.
	Yeah, no, it's just bacon, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
	I feel like you wouldn't want to celebrate BBs that much, but they do twice on here.
	A BB is like a fake-ass gun.
	My kids don't use fucking BBs.
	My kids and forensics kids All concealed carry real weapons.
	Real guac knives.
	Yeah, what's next?
	air soft boiled eggs.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I was gonna try to do some with laser tag, but I couldn't think of anything.
	Let's go through some other posts on the Shooter's Grill page because, you know, they're not just known for babes and ballistics.
	They're also known for a little bit of politics.
	Shooter's Grill posts a link to a KKTV article.
	The headline reads, Former El Paso County deputy found guilty in deadly Highway 24 crash.
	And then Shooters Club captions this with, Hey Beto, how are you going to use our Second Amendment to pander this?
	It's amazing.
	I cannot begin to understand what's going on in this post.
	Yeah, it's like- Just level with the listener right now.
	What are you trying to do here?
	So, what happens in this is, the cop... There was a deadly accident that was the cop's fault.
	You know, and they're saying... The cop tried to pass another couple on the wrong side of the road, and the car on the other side of the road swerved to avoid him and hit the couple head-on, and killed them.
	And this is all under the whole thing of like, oh, you're gonna take my guns?
	What are you gonna do, take my cars too?
	Cars kill people.
	And so they are naturally equating this whole thing of like, one of the issues with guns is that cops use them often.
	But turns out cops also drive cars.
	I mean, yeah, that's, that's the closest I've come to understanding this, I think.
	Um, how are you going to use our 2A to pander this?
	And it's just, yeah, very weird that you would, like, cite an article that's not about guns or gun violence, but also, like, indicts a cop for killing people.
	Yeah.
	Also just illustrates how they just, they're reckless in general.
	Not even about guns, but just in general.
	Because it happened in El Paso and, like, that's where Beto's from.
	Yeah.
	Insane.
	How are we supposed to defend ourselves from these crazy cop drivers if we don't have our guns?
	Yeah.
	Because you know if you shoot a car, it blows up before it hits you.
	Yeah, you know if a cop passes you on the wrong side of the road, you can just shoot at him through the passenger window.
	Yeah, yeah, totally.
	When a car blows up, you're fine.
	Um, and then a couple comments on here.
	Philip Brack says, That's not funny!
	That's like the opposite of funny!
	That's like a sad, like, realization.
	You should be reflective in this.
	You should be, it should be, man, cops are human too.
	But it's like, no, they're human too, bro.
	In your face.
	Ha ha.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know if, like, that's the take I would go with it anyway, because if you're saying cops are human, too, you're implying that, like, humans are fallible, capable of making mistakes, and, uh, hey, cops make mistakes, too, which is never the issue.
	The issue isn't with cops being better than people.
	The issue is cops being treated like they're better than other people, you know?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Do you think that maybe we got last episode all wrong when we talked about humanizing the badge?
	And how, you know, their goal is to show that cops can be, like, victims as well?
	And maybe what they meant by humanizing the badge is showing that cops are capable of murder as well, just like every other human?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Which, you know, was what we've been trying to say for quite some time now.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	Um, and then Eric Van Achtoven says, Now that's funny, Lauren.
	So he's talking to the owner of Shooter's Grill, calling her by name, by her first and last name, by the way.
	Now that's funny, Lauren Boebert.
	I don't know who posted this, but it was on the Shooter's Grill page.
	It wasn't on her personal page.
	So he's just like, no, I know who you are.
	And he didn't tag her like he could have.
	He just put her name in there.
	Yeah.
	She probably name searches.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Uh, now that's funny, Lauren Boebert.
	Oh, by the way, I sent you an instant message.
	Please read.
	And a friend request dot dot dot dot.
	Please, please, please respond to me.
	Uh, I'm sure the reason you haven't responded is because you haven't seen it yet.
	So I'm gonna let you know that I sent it so you can go look at it and then respond to it.
	There's like several emails to Facebook.
	Hey, I think something's wrong with your friend request feature.
	I've sent a friend request and a message to a Lauren Boebert quite some time ago.
	Yeah, it's clearly broken.
	Hey, I sent you a gun.
	Please respond.
	Honestly, like Eric is probably being shadow banned, so it's not his fault.
	Another post here from Shooter's Grill Facebook page.
	Says, for those who believe we are living in fear and are irrational for carrying firearms, dot dot dot, look what happened in Rifle, Colorado!
	And then they posted a picture, a photo, of the front page of the Post-Independent Newspaper that says, the headline, front page, Bank of Colorado Robbed in Rifle.
	Yeah.
	Amazing.
	That's why we carry at our restaurant.
	So we can defend banks.
	I mean, this bank must not have had a waitress there to shoot the robber.
	That's why I only go to full-service banks, where I can get a bite to eat while I'm there, too.
	This is why we carry, so I can get shot defending somebody else's money.
	Do you want to read this comment?
	This is just a comment off of the sponsored post about where they should put a franchise.
	You want to read this one?
	This is the one you got, Tony.
	I love this one because this one is...
	This one is like, starts from, definitely like a semi-liberal dude.
	So Ben Hoy says, I want to send 100 Black Panthers with AR-15s and 9mm to go eat there and watch how fast the Second Amendment lovers change their tune.
	Totally agree with.
	I don't know if they could accommodate 100 Black Panthers.
	I don't even know if you think you can just go ahead and up and send 100 Black Panthers because you have that kind of power, white man Ben Hoey, but I respect your opinion.
	That's pretty funny, yeah.
	I think he should just send 100 Black Panthers to you.
	Just give the marching orders to the Black Panthers random dude on the internet.
	Well, you could probably just use the local chapter.
	Yeah, I'm sure there's a hundred there.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And then, uh, John O'Grady responds, Ben Hoye, while we know who the Libtard P.O.S.
	in this timeline is, you, and quote, a hundred Black Panthers, wouldn't even make it into town before they were mowed down by Patriots.
	Did your mother have, uh, did your mother have any children who lived?
	Which is, this is one of the most tell-on-yourself things ever.
	It's like, we wouldn't even entertain their rights to carry.
	We would mow them down once they got into town.
	Yeah, joke's on you, we would kill them.
	Yeah, that wouldn't happen at all.
	We would kill them for demonstrating their Second Amendment rights.
	You know, that thing we pretend to like a lot.
	Yeah, we wouldn't freak out.
	You're an idiot.
	We would just mow them down.
	Amazing.
	Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
	I like also that he's acknowledging because, okay, so theoretically if Ben Hoey did have the clout to send a hundred Black Panthers just on a whim to this restaurant, it would obviously be for the purposes of intimidation, right?
	Like, Let's not fool around here.
	Let's not beat around the bush.
	It would obviously be to make a political statement to have a show of force, essentially.
	And he's acknowledging here that John O'Grady is acknowledging that he would treat that as a show of force by just killing them, right?
	And it's like, well, how are we supposed to look at, you know, 200 or 400 armed fake militiamen descending on Portland, Oregon, and not feel the same way about it?
	When it's clearly just an act of antagonism and basically a very thinly veiled threat, if veiled at all.
	Yeah, I mean the operative right here is definitely black.
	So, I mean, yeah, it's fucking wild.
	This next one's yours too, isn't it?
	Oh yeah, Cheryl Overholt.
	Cheryl Overholt Kid.
	She's kind of a good name.
	I kind of like that name.
	Old Overholt's was one of my favorite rye whiskeys.
	Rye whiskey sucks.
	Where are the waiters?
	Whoa, okay, alright.
	Alright, hot take there.
	You're just not drinking it correctly as far as I'm concerned.
	You mean out of like a Vlassic pickle jar?
	Rye whiskey and bourbon have their own purposes, okay?
	We'll talk about that on our Mixologist podcast we do.
	Just not into drinking pickle dry.
	That's funny because I hate pickles and I love rye whiskey.
	It's all it tastes like to me.
	Weird, maybe I should get really into pickle brine.
	Yeah, maybe you should.
	Chell overall kid says, I hate pickles.
	Wait, what?
	Is that the thing you hate?
	Where are the waiters?
	Yeah, dude.
	I hate pickles and mustard.
	You need to stop defining yourself by the things you hate, Tony.
	Pickles, mustard, this podcast.
	Get a real personality.
	I'll try.
	I'm on my voyage right now, man.
	I'm truly on some introspective shit right now.
	I'm trying to find what I love.
	Because I had one I loved not too long ago, and you know, life happened.
	Yeah.
	You're talking about, uh, nothing.
	So many things.
	Anyways, Cheryl Overholt Kidd says, Where are the waiters?
	How do you remain in control of your firearm when both hands' arms are loaded down with plates and drinks?
	I noticed many in the video where they would have been very easy, not smart mind you, but easy, for a patron to snag one of the waitress' guns.
	This is not gun smart at all.
	Which, for the record, the comment itself is pretty smart, but to preface it with where are the waiters, to preface it with saying, now if this was men I would get it.
	Yeah, interesting.
	This is not smart gun stuff.
	I didn't realize that's what they were saying, but that's definitely what Cheryl is saying.
	Where are the males here?
	I think she's like picturing, you know, like a holstered gun cop who's a man with a penis, having a box of donuts in one hand and a donut in the other hand, but also still having very much control over their weapon.
	Well, they have bigger hands.
	But she's picturing his waitresses, that's true, picturing his waitresses just like fumbling about with their guns flying everywhere.
	Which some of them were.
	Some of those holsters were not well fitted to their body type or their bodies.
	They were petite people with huge holsters dangling by their knees.
	Yeah, I mean, supposedly they all had guards on the holsters.
	That was one thing she made a point of saying.
	It was either those, like, modern holsters that click in, you know, like cops have, or the old-timey leather holsters, but they had a strap over the butt of the gun.
	And by a strap, I do mean, like, a leather tab that kind of hooks over the hammer?
	Yeah, one of those things.
	Yeah.
	I just love the idea of somebody being really horny but also very suicidal and reaching for one of these waitresses' guns in order to end it all.
	Well, dude, there's someone out there where that's their peak climax.
	That's what they're looking for.
	That's the ultimate...
	That's the ultimate way to go.
	Death by shooters, babe.
	It's a come and go.
	That's the way I want to come and go.
	Yeah.
	Um... Steve Klein... Wait, I don't want to kink shame on the show again, so we might have to, you know... Okay.
	I don't want to hate on people that want that.
	Steve Klein says, I get a bang out of this place, dot, dot, dot, dot.
	Shoot.
	Go, go home, Steve.
	Go home.
	Steve hasn't left the house in weeks.
	Yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	I get a bang at like, oh yeah.
	So, so lame.
	You don't want to hear a bang while you're in the place.
	You just want to know what's an option.
	Those wings have a really good kick to them.
	Dot dot dot.
	Gun.
	Man, those chili cheese fries really ran through me like a 9 mil bullet would have.
	Yeah.
	This last one is great.
	This was yours again, Tony.
	Great name, by the way.
	David Lynch.
	David Lynch, with probably one of the most boomer takes on here, just says, I think my cousin Richard should eat here.
	I think he would like it.
	It's good looking out.
	I got a cousin named Richard that would appreciate this place.
	I thought you guys should know that.
	You guys really nailed the demographic.
	That is my cousin Richard.
	That's really, that's a good cousin.
	To like see something and be like, I think my cousin would like this place.
	It's just even if he doesn't ever recommend it to Richard, it's just nice that he was thinking about him.
	I could imagine the conversation at the next family gathering where David goes up to Richard and says, oh hey Richard this is a restaurant that I commented on and said you might like it.
	And that's it.
	Not telling him what the restaurant is.
	I commented on his Facebook page saying you would like this.
	I just thought you should know that.
	I think you should eat there.
	Just search Richard.
	You'll find it.
	I think it's great to, like, be horny on behalf of your cousin.
	You know, like... Like, oh, you know what?
	Richard likes babes, he likes guns, and he likes burgers.
	I think my cousin Richard would like this place.
	Yeah, yeah, it's perfect for them.
	Thank you.
	It is funny, because I did think of my cousins for this.
	My cousin was in town this weekend from Colorado, and he is, like, he...
	He's the cousin who might be maybe the most like, I think actually is grand scheme the most problematic of them without even knowing it.
	Just because he works for a fracking company.
	Okay.
	That's what he does.
	He fracks.
	Did you talk to him about Greta Thunberg?
	No, I wanted to.
	I didn't get a chance to.
	I just wanted to say just the word Greta, but I think the whole building would have freaked out.
	The whole house would have, like, exploded.
	But I asked him about if he'd heard of this place.
	And, you know, unfortunately, he had never even heard of Rifle.
	But he was very titillated when I told him that there is... That's unfortunate, yeah.
	Hey, have you been to this place called Shooters in Rifle Colorado?
	Where all the waitresses are, like, caring?
	And he was like, oh man, that sounds fantastic.
	Sounds great.
	But he was also like, I don't know if I'd want to be around a bunch of women with guns who don't know what they're doing with them.
	Tight, man.
	See?
	See?
	Horseshoe theory.
	Exactly, yeah.
	And there was a lot of those comments.
	I don't know, man.
	Women with guns.
	A bunch of them.
	Yeah, I love that Marine who lives in just the hellish nightmare that is California where your waitress isn't allowed to have a sidearm slapping her bare leg as she serves you hot wings.
	Although he might be trapped, a prisoner in his own cell, he's still sending good vibes abroad, you know?
	And that's how you really are a good ally.
	As action, you know?
	Yeah.
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	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
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