Minion Death Cult - Here's How To Talk To Kids About Abortion
Aired: 2019-09-27
Duration: 04:30


=== Spawn Killing Vacuum (03:28) ===

[00:00:00]  We gotta shout out this kid because he is giving, like, the best gag reacts.
[00:00:07]  Yeah.
[00:00:08]  Like, the whole time the faces he's making are like, yikes!
[00:00:12]  Oh, don't say any more.
[00:00:13]  That's, that's, that's too much.
[00:00:15]  Yeah.
[00:00:16]  Yeah.
[00:00:16]  He's like, yes!
[00:00:18]  It's pretty good.
[00:00:19]  Okay.
[00:00:25]  How does a vacuum kill someone?
[00:00:31]  The baby's real soft because the baby's bones are real soft still.
[00:00:35]  And it sucks the baby.
[00:00:37]  And then when they think that they sucked all the baby out, the abortionist takes this, this is called a curette, and he scrapes the lining of the mommy's belly, the uterus, and makes sure there's no pieces of the baby left.
[00:00:50]  Because when the abortionist goes to suck the baby, like, arms and legs come off and stuff.
[00:00:56]  That thing, the thing with the vacuum after they're born, it kind of reminds me of this thing in Minecraft, it's called spawn killing.
[00:01:05]  They, the person kills you right after you spawn and over it, it's an endless loop and you can never play.
[00:01:12]  Yep, yep.
[00:01:14]  So that's the first trimester.
[00:01:16]  Yep, she's like yep, yes honey.
[00:01:18]  It's just, it's just like Minecraft.
[00:01:21]  He's like, Mom, why didn't we just play Minecraft?
[00:01:23]  And you just be like, see that what just happened right there?
[00:01:25]  When you did that?
[00:01:26]  That's like an abortion.
[00:01:28]  So if you can't hear what he's saying, he says, when they use the vacuum cleaner on the first trimester baby, it reminds me of Minecraft.
[00:01:37]  And there's this thing called spawn killing, where somebody just waits for you to respawn, and then they keep killing you.
[00:01:44]  And you die and die and die, and you never get to play.
[00:01:47]  Yeah, you never get to play.
[00:01:48]  You get caught in a loop.
[00:01:49]  The thing with the vacuum after they're born kind of reminds me of this thing in Minecraft, it's called spawn killing.
[00:01:57]  The person kills you right after you spawn and over it, it's an endless loop of you can never play.
[00:02:06]  And she's like, that's right, honey.
[00:02:08]  You know, millions of people are going to see this.
[00:02:10]  thank you for bringing up Minecraft.
[00:02:12]  *laughter* He's like, he's like, "Now, I normally don't approve, but I think this situation would call for a gamer word." *laughter* It's...
[00:02:26]  He did seem very disgusted the whole time, but it's because she uses these very calculated talking points.
[00:02:34]  Every step she makes sure everything finishes with, and then they scrape the uterus.
[00:02:40]  She really pushes the scraping of the uterus.
[00:02:43]  That's like a very important part.
[00:02:45]  She says mommy's tummy.
[00:02:46]  Yeah, mommy's tummy, huh?
[00:02:48]  No, she says just the uterus.
[00:02:50]  But it is funny how she uses like juvenile words during this very like... And also, I don't know if we've explained this, but she actually has a couple like tools.
[00:03:01]  Like, you know, like a clamp and a scraper thing that Presumably are, you know, tools they use in abortions.
[00:03:11]  And a little model baby.
[00:03:13]  A little model embryo.

=== Falling Into Madness (01:16) ===

[00:03:18]  And like has this whole kit.
[00:03:20]  And it's like, so in order to, the whole premise is this is how you explain abortion to your kids.
[00:03:26]  Is this like a sales pitch for this kit?
[00:03:28]  Can you buy this kit?
[00:03:30]  She makes him put his finger in the clamp.
[00:03:35]  She's like, this is how they tear the babies apart.
[00:03:37]  See?
[00:03:38]  And then he's like, get away from me, you psycho lady.
[00:03:41]  Yeah.
[00:03:42]  And no, when she's like, imagine like, she says, it'd be just like me tearing your arms and legs off right now.
[00:03:49]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  And he definitely does.
[00:03:51]  Yikes.
[00:03:53]  This is so fucked.
[00:03:54]  It's so fucked, um, but it's also just so funny that he brought up Minecraft.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, it's so perfect.
[00:04:00]  I laughed so hard when I heard that, like... God, this is like when there's a glitch in a game and you get stuck and you just keep falling and falling.
[00:04:09]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:04:10]  That's just what, uh, Murder of Unborn Babies is like.
[00:04:13]  Travis, thank you.
[00:04:14]  Thank you.
[00:04:14]  You nail it.
[00:04:15]  It's perfect.
[00:04:16]  Also, is she acknowledging reincarnation there somehow?
[00:04:19]  Like...
[00:04:23]  The baby's supposed to go straight to heaven, right?
[00:04:26]  This is just like when I get a red ring of death on my Xbox One.