BRAINDEAD ELOI (clip)
This week the cult comes for two very nasty women and goes on wild tangents involving ancient filthy fish delicacies and unaborted bears. Support the show and get weekly bonus episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Sept. 5, 2019 - Minion Death Cult
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| Today's education system and liberals are raising up a generation of brain-dead Eloy! | |
| Which is a reference to the time machine? | |
| A reference to the superior race in the time machine? | |
| I mean, I guess you could argue that they're not technically the superior race since they're still, like, hunted for food, but they're clearly the more intelligent race in that book and movie. | |
| Very clearly. | |
| They're just, I think they're weak. | |
| I think that's maybe what he's implying. | |
| He has to add on the brain-dead because people know that the Eloi were more intelligent, but these Eloi that he's talking about are hypothetical brain-dead Eloi. | |
| So they have like the weakness of the Eloi, but with the brain power of the... What are those called? | |
| The Morlocks? | |
| Yeah, I think it's Morlocks. | |
| They have been lied to for so long and so often, they are now indoctrinated to believe their own BILGE! | |
| To believe their own FILTH! | |
| You ever just sit around believing in your own filth? | |
| No, I mostly focus on my bilge. | |
| I just love to sit in a big pile of my own filth and believe in it. | |
| Isn't that just what a bath is? | |
| Before the fall of the Roman Empire, the elitists and their followers became so enamored with a delicacy made from a fish! | |
| They couldn't get enough of it! | |
| I forgot all about this comment. | |
| Yeah, it's amazing. | |
| I love this. | |
| They couldn't get enough of it! | |
| This fish was found in only one place on Earth. | |
| The sewers of Rome! | |
| They willingly and knowingly dined on their own filth and called it good! | |
| Disgusting. | |
| Not only were they chowing down on that filth, but they had the audacity to say that it was good. | |
| Yeah, this is yummy. | |
| How can it be yummy? | |
| It's filth! | |
| Like, I know you're eating it, but at least call it disgusting. | |
| I know you love it, and you think it's a delicacy, but at least have the intellectual honesty to call it what it is, which is filth! | |
| Isn't that how you're supposed to be if you eat McDonald's? | |
| That's how you're supposed to approach it? | |
| I acknowledge it's filth, but I consume it as such. | |
| I think maybe what he's saying is... And I know it's delicious filth. | |
| Anytime there's somebody from an older generation around you when you're eating this fish delicacy, you have to put, like, a napkin over your head to hide your shame. | |
| Eat it behind, like, a veil? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Remember that really, like, fucked-up scene in Oldboy where he eats the fish delicacy in one take on camera and it's like, ew, gross, it's filth! | |
| It took me a second. | |
| I was like, wait, what? | |
| You're like, ew, look, he's chewing it. | |
| He's doing it. | |
| So gross. |
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